Documenti di Didattica
Documenti di Professioni
Documenti di Cultura
by Jagadish
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Amir khan : shiv ji mere ko anuman lagana nahi a raha ki aadmi itna kaam chor kyon hain
Salman khan : brahma ji mere nazar se dekhiye , gyaat ho jayega ki aadmi bhokmari ka shikar kyon hain
Salman khan : aap sochte hi rahiye , sankshipt hain ki kaamchor log paisa kama hi nahi sakte
Amir khan : din chariya mein chaubis ghante diye gaye hain , phir bhi bhukmari ke shikar
Amir khan : oh !!!! Jaise maa baap , wisa beta , waisi beti
Salman khan : badlav la sakte hain parantu sab kaam lag jaye to sab vikasit ho sakte hain
Salman khan : aapko manushyo par badi krupa hain , batane se pehle puch to loo kyon krupa
Amir khan : manushyo par dabav a chuka hain , arthvyavyavasta kuchal di gayi , phir bhi log susth
Salman khan : aajkal fashion chal raha hain , ki shaadi barbadi ka kalank hain
Amir khan : haa suna hain aajkal jo akela hain who bhala , jo shaadi shuda wo mara gaya
Salman khan : is dharti par logo ka karobar chalta hain , aur log itne sare hain ki mushkil ka gujara hota
hain , kaam jo karta hain wo madhya varg me apni jawani aur budapa vyateet karta hain aur jo
Salman khan : jyada paisa ki kaamna karne wale hi unnati par shikar pahuchte hain is dharti par kyonki
unhi ko soch pradan ki jati hain kyonki as always junoon is the key to success aur jo junoon rakhte hain
wohi aage ja kar desh aur dharti ka sacha nagrik kehlvata hain
Amir khan : shiv ji , aapka matlab hain ki paisa jo junnoon ki tarah vafadar hota hain usi ko nyota milta
Amir khan : aur jo kaam nahi karta , unka kya hota hain aapke parakhne par kya pata chala
Salman khan : we badtameezi aur aadi nalayak guno ka sangam ban jate hain aur karobar chalate samay
nadani kar baithte hain aur kaam chor ban jate hain , nikale jate hain hazar baar aur tab bhukhmari mar
deti hain agar pitaji ke paas paisa na ho to , jo kaam junnon se karte hain wo aval number mein paas ,
Amir khan : main waise bhi kaam karne walo ka shaukeen to iske bare mein batayiye
Salman khan : jo junoon se kaam karte hain aur paiso ki taak mein rehte hain we har samay pass kyon
hote hain , kyonki we sab avasar vaadi hote hain , jara sa bhi avsar mile to kud jane ke liye ready aur jo
kaamchor hain wo avsar dekh kar bhi soch mein pad jate hain ki baad mein dekh lenge
Amir khan : avsar ki wajah se kaamchor nalayak aur stagan ki wajah se shaadi kar nahi pate
Salman khan : haan kyonki shaadi kare to karobar ke alava aur koi rasta nahi bachta
Amir khan : thankyou shiv ji , main age prasthan karke , aur logo se puchtach karta hoon is kaamchor ka
ilaj kya hain
Akshay kumar : namaste brahmaji , kya musibat aan padi jo hamara dwaar ana pada
Amir khan : vishnu ji , waise bhi aapko pata hain ki main apna ghar kabhi nahi chodta
Akshay kumar : aapko sankat , phir to farmayiye kya ilaz mangte hain aap mujhse
Amir khan : log jo hum manushya kehte hain , sankat ane par susth baith gaye , ilaj kya hain
Amir khan : aakhir kaamchor kyon hain manushya aur aise baith gaye jaise ki dharti par sankat aya hi
nahi
Akshay kumar : bache jab bade ban jate hain to karobar mein lag jate hain
Akshay kumar : dharti par karobar na kare to bhukhmari ke siva aur koi chara hi nahi
Akshay kumar : jo nyaay se karobar karte hain wo white money pate hain aur jo doosro ko thokar marke
Akshay kumar : haa !!! Aur pate ki baat yeh hain ki whilte money karobar is employment and short cut
karobar is short cut to exit from karobar
Amir khan : doosro par depend ho to white money karobar aur apna dekh kar banayi gayi karobar black
money
Akshay kumar : chalti hi nahi , karobar mein paisa retirement is 90 crores exit aur wo aa hi nahi sakti
Amir khan : yani aajkal jindagi chalane ke liye 90 crores hone chahiye minimum ghar chalane ke liye
Amir khan : isliye jo shoshan black money ke against karte hain wo sensible nagrik hain jo dharti ke
bhavishya par chinta aur akrosh pradan karte hain are wise
Akshay kumar : yes , wise , black money karobar bechna avashyak ban jata hain
Akshay kumar : employment increase, jab log bad jaye to sensible paise ki taraf rukh badal jati hain
Amir khan : khush !!! Sankshipt yeh aapse gyaat hua ki shaadi cant be duped to black money karobar
Akshay kumar : haa , aur ladko ko karobar mein aane ke liye white money karobar is compulsory else
shut down karobar becomes mandatory
Amir khan : thankyou , white money karobar is business and dependency by many
se ki jaye to log aag babula nahi ho sakte , par jab business black money karobar se chali to death is
imminent kyonki ek ke badle mein aneko mare jate hain kyonki karobar ek se nahi chalta , aneko ki
mehnat se chalti hain aur ek agar us par ghus kar manmani kare to nikal ke bahar phenkna hi samajhdari
Amir khan : thankyou , to negativity kabhi dharti par payi hi nahi ja sakti aur agar payi gayi to log use
tiraskar kar denge kyoki log shaadi par vishwas rakhte hain aur ane wali peedi ko dhyaan rakhte huye
karobar white money se chalayenge to saksham ban sakti hain dharti
Amir khan : wah man ko tasali mil gayi aapse baat karke vishnu ji , aaap sachmuch gyaani hain
Akshay kumar : aap ki krupa aur manushyo ka pyaar , aur kya chahiye
Amir khan : ati utam , to mein age prasthaan karta hun , shukriya aapne apna waqt mere saath bitaya
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Ajay devgan : aap har waqt neki sochte hain , hum neki aur bhool chook bhi dekhte hain
Amir khan : wo to aapka kaam hain , mein ispe dakhal andaji nahi kar sakta
Ajay devgan : log bhool chuke ki har ek sau saal ke andar kisi na kisi aadmi ko nayak banne ka saubhagya
hona chahiye jo aane wali peedi ki itihas rachna kar sake , parantu aane wali peedi swayamvar karna hi
nahi pasand karte , agar aisa hua to nayi peedi ka marg darshak karna aur unko sahi rasta dikhana yeh
sab samapt ho gaya to log apne aap par vishwas karna bhool jayenge aur neki ka kaam adhoora chod
Amir khan : ati utam soch ,, to iska hal kya socha aapne janne ke baad
Ajay devgan : ghoomna , pherna aur aaddi nok jhok, khane par no rok tok aur swadisht manoranjan
karne ka avsar agar manushya pradan kar sake bina hatya kand huye log sudhar sakte hain
Amir khan : oh!!! , ghoomne pherne ke liye biwi ka hona ek alag hi manoranjan hai , wah maan gaye
Amir khan : jaise kaam chor logo ko sahi rasta kaise milta hain
Ajay devgan : agar log kaamchor nikle to pehla kaam kya karenge
Ajay devgan : log agar mehnat nahi karenge to karobar mein tankhwah ko jaanchna mushkil pad jayega
Isliye mehnati logo ko agar karobar ijajat de to age waili peedi ko kitna paisa milna chahiye berojgari
hatane ke liye aur unki shamta ki buddhi ki parakh jachna ho to kaam chor aadmi ko lete hi nahi ,
karobar chalane ke liye buddhi ka vikasit hona aur ane wali peedi ko bhaar sambhalna aur paisa soch
Amir khan : to aise hi kaam pe lena , karobar mein apne pairo par kulhadi marne jaise hota hoga
Ajay devgan : theek farmaya, agar tankhvah kitna dena hain agar anuman na laga sake to karobar chal
nahi sakta, jiska yeh tatparya hain ki mehnati employees blessing in disguise, karobar achi tarah se chal
Amir khan : shukriya aur aage milenge , bahut der ho chuki , aage vishram karke hum kuch aur logo se
baat karnege , vadd vivad achi tarah se gayi , iska mujhe behad aap par aur apne par naaz hain , thank
you phir se
Juhi chawla : bahar ki hawa bahut jald thaka deti hain apko
Amir khan : haa, manushyo par charcha karna bahut mushkil ka kaam hai
Amir khan : haan , vishraam kar loo to age ki naukri karni hain
Amir khan : haan, malum hain ki manushya hum ko dekhkar seek rahe hain
Juhi chawla : aajkal khabar mein ayi hain ki unhone entropee aur vividhata ka gyaan ho gaya hain
Amir khan : pagal log hain , itna kaam karenge to jahanam mein jayenge
Amir khan : taki aurat ke bal bute par ghar chalane ke liye
Amir khan : ki aadmi ko kitna kaam karne ki anumati hain wo biwi se mashurah lekar karne mein
samajhdari hain , kuch aurate jyaada paiso ki bhuki , aur kuch log kam
Juhi chawla : to jyaada paiso ki abhilashi se shaadi kare ya kam paiso par wetan chalane wali aurat se
shaadi karne se ghar sukh shanti se chalegi
Amir khan : yeh baat peshe se chalti hain , jiska jitna kaam hota hain utna paisa milta hain , jiska kum
kaam usko kum tankhwah ya rozi roti milti hain , yeh sab junoon tay karta hain uske hisab se biwi milti
hain
Amir khan : yeh shiksha par nirbhar karta hain , jo jyada pada likha ho aur unnati ki shikhar par pahuchna
chahta hain to use jyaada paisa kamane se koi rok nahi sakta , jiska junoon jyada hota hain who har waqt
padaku sabit hona aam baat hain , wo har waqt shiksha par nirbhar hota hain , jo shiksha jyada karta
hain use jyada paisa milne ka abhilashi , aur jo shikshit nahi use kum paisa aur kum shikhshit biwi milna
aur parakhna aam baat hain
Amir khan : yeh sab aadmi ki soch apne jivan mein kya mel jol mein rakha aur kya contact mein nahi
rakha , kisko nikal ke bahar fek diya aur kisko apnane ki koshish ki gayi , aur apne chaubis ghanto mein
kitna padaku nikla aur kis uddesh se usne apna jivan vyattet kiya aur kyon par nirbhar hona, aadmi ki
tankhvan aur usko accept karne ki shamta se banti hain yeh ghar aur desh videsh ghoomna , jo padayi
jyaada nahi karta wo paise apne paas kabhi rakh hi nahi sakta kyonki use bhay hain ki koi usse le na le ,
isliye jald bazi mein wo apne aap paisa ghuma deta hain aur jo shikshit wo istemal karne ki soch mein
paiso ka bachav karne ke sadhan doondne mein mahir
Juhi chawla : aap thak gaye honge , vishraam kijiye , kal jayiye aur indra se baat karke ayiye ki wo is
shiksha par kitna ubar kar aye hain aur kya ran neeti tay karte hain , ache banne ka tajurba
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Juhi chawla : pati dev ji saheli ayi hain , kyaa aap baat karenge
Vidya balan : aap ke dwaar se gujar rahi thi , socha milne ko hain to chali ayi
Vidya balan : mere pati dev bol rahe the ki aap kisi duvidha mein fase hain
Amir khan ; duvidha nahi bas soch raha tha manushyo ke bare mein
Amir khan : haan suna hain , berozgari bhi bad chuki hain
Vidya balan : laxmi ko prasan karna hain to thoda saraswati ki puja karni padti hain
Vidya balan : mera dwaar har samay tabhi khulta hain jab log ek doosre ke sang jude rahe to
Vidya balan : kar sakta hain , parantu dhanwaan nahi ban sakta
Vidya balan : dhanwaan banne ke liye ek doosre ka saath hona avashyak hain
Vidya balan : koi bhi seekh agar mile to kum se kum dus saal lagte hain utternta pane ke liye
Vidya balan : dus saal , aur ek aadmi ki ayu bahut ghat jati hain dus saal gujarne ke baad
Amir khan : ek akele ki bas hain hi nahi bina doosro ka aagman huye bina malamal ban hi nahi sakte
Vidya balan : ban hi nahi sakte kyonki banne ke liye negotiation chahiye aur uske liye saraswati ki puja
karna avashyak hain
Amir khan : sab mein shamta karobar chalana ho nahi sakta parantu aapke kehne par ek jut kar saath log
or usse upar ka sanghtan banaye to fayda aur paisa ane ke chances bad sakte hain aur aisa hua hain , ab
prashna ye hain ki , saraswati ki puja kaise kare
Vidya balan : chaudah saal ki mehnat aur logo ke saath hav bhav aur collaboration
amir khan : aur agar seekhne mein nakamyaab huye to , sab ek tarah ke to nahi hote is duniye mein
Vidya balan : kaam teen prakar ke hote hain , auditory , kinesthetic aur visual , auditory work mein jyada
kaam sunne se hota hain aamdani , kinesthetic kaam chuune se aur visual kaam dekhne se aur dikhane
se , bas tumhe yeh gyaat hona chahiye ki kaun sa kaam tumhe behtareen bana sakta hain aur kaun sa
kaam tumhe nalayak , jab tumhe yeh gyaat ho jaye to kaam karna aur bhi aasaan aur bina koi kaam kare
koi reh hi nahi sakta to paisa kamana aam baat hain is duniya mein , agar aisa na ho to sab maut
chahenge
juhi chawla : ghoomne , ghar mein baithe to duniyadari nahi seekh sakte, logo se mile aur baat kare to
pata chalta hain ki kamana paisa kitna mushkil ka kaam hain , aur paise doobo dena kitna aasan
Amir khan : isliye jo manushya samajhdar hota hain wo har waqt paisa bachane ki sochta hain aur dugna
karne ke tareeke seekhne ke liye duniya se samjhauta karne par razi hota hain
Vidya balan : interest on principal amount sabse safest heaven of spending with interest adding to
principal is malamal every month
Juhi chawla : jaldi ana aur bhatak mat jayiye idhar udhar
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Amir khan : manushyo ka santulan kuch theek nahi lagta hain , itni badi vipda ayi aur sabne nazarandaj
kar diya
Shahrukh khan : iska matlab hain kisi ka bhi pet khali nahi hain , sab malamal hain isliye
Amir khan : to
Shahrukh khan : jab koi pet pe laat marta hain , tabhi khane ki jikr hoti hain , jab pet bhara ho to bhookh
khud ba khud talne ke liye chodi jati hain ,
Amir khan : oh !!! To aapka matlab hain ki sab manushya par pet mein halchul huyi hi nahi
Shahrukh khan : huyi , par sabne kaam karna chod diya kyonki kaam jo wo jante the wohi dohrana tha ,
parantu unethical kaam tha isliye nahi kiya
Amir khan : phir se karte to wohi dohrana tha kaam jo tiraskar ho gaya tha
Amir khan : jab itni badi paltan manushyo ki hera pheri ho gayi to kya karna chahte the manushya dimag
par jor lagane par appke anusar
Shahrukh khan : kaha jata hain , dimag santulan rakhne ke liye kaam karna chahiye , wo baat theek nahi
hain
Shahrukh khan : external animals ya insects hamare ghar yani badan par hamla bolte hain ,usse bachne
ke liye badan enzymes produce karta hain , aur ane wale vipdao se bachata hain , is vipda ko talne ke
liye badan fat ka istemal karta hain apni raksha ke liye , jab yeh fat kam pad jaye aur jeene ka sahara
chut jaye to rbc or wbc red blood corposules or white blood corpuscles generate emergency ka button
on karta hain jisse ke we bache rahe or bacteria or virus ko apna kaam na karne ke liye energy is called
upon
Amir khan : to
Shahrukh khan : jab fat kum matra mein ho aur bacteria virus keep entering , dimag ko sandesh mil jata
hain ki aur fat is upati ho jisse ki we keep body fit aur marne se bach sake badan ko , jab yeh sandesh
dimag par padta hain to automatically khana compulsorily becomes important jeene ke liye isliye yeh
duniya hum se nahi bani hain balki ek doosre ko khatm karne ke liye bani hain
Shahrukh khan : aap bas is nazar se dekh rahe hain ki manushyo ne kya kiya hain , aap yeh bhool gaye ki
insano ki maut puchna animals ka kartaya bhi hain , nahi to ebola , aids , malaria , chicken guniya ka
istemal animals manushyo ke khilaf kyon ki ja rahi hain , survival of fittest manushyo ke liye aur insano
ko maar girane ke liye animals ne bhi use karna shuru kar diya , arbo se chali aar rahi hai mahayudh
between humans vs animals dharti maa ke andar rehne ke liye
Amir khan : we hamari soch jante hain , aur amal bhi karte hain , isliye hum superior , we hamare par
depend hote hain aur humari bhasha samajhne ka prayas karte hain , aur jaisi hamari soch aati hain , we
bhi hamari tarah amal kar dete hain , weh dependents upon our thoughts , we are independent
thoughts creators on earth
Shahrukh khan : animals are killing animals , we are killing animals , animals are killing humans , jo bacha
ant mein wo maharathi, jo nigal gaya doosro ko , wo shoorvir , survival of fittest , death to all is case
study
Shahrukh khan : kaamchor , iske bare mein baat kare to direct promotion to death
Amir khan : main samajh gaya , paisa jiske paas hota hain ,wo diseaseless, or jiske paas paisa na ho fights
diseases aur mar jata hain , insects se juujhte juujhte,
Shahrukh khan : isliye kabhi bhi kaamchor nahi hona chahiye agar ban gaye to insects se bchne ke liye
badan kisi kaam ka nahi rahega, direct promotion to death
Amir khan : isliye jo kaamchor ka naamkaran karta hain , badan bhi loose ends create karti hain, diseases
create karti hain androoni aur insects se naata jod ke badan ko maar gira deti hain , isliye science mein
yeh kaha gaya hain , ki soch ke hisaab se bhi diseases can be created or are created jiska science vigyaan
mein unknown entity ka khitab diya gaya hain kuch diseases ke bare mein
Amir khan : haa, kaam karte rehne se bimariyan apne aap bhaag jati hain
Amir khan : asamanjas stithi thi, devtao se baat ho rahi hain, thoda chain aya sun kar
Amir khan : kaam chor ki vipda mein hoon, aapka sujhav us par
Anil kapoor : is duniya mein sabhi kaam chor hi hain , koi kaam kar hi nahi sakta
Anil kapoor :samajhne ke liye aapko kaam karne ka tareeka malum hona chahiye jo aap jaanch hi nahi
sakte kyonki yaha par is dharti mein kaam hain hi nahi , agar hain bhi to zameen faad kar kaam karna
padega , tabhi bhi log itne saare hain ki unka naam karan kare to bhi karobar aage nahi bad sakta kyoni
karobaar is limited aur kaam karne walo ki chahat dugni , trigni , log kaam karna chahe to bhi nahi kar
sakte
Anil kapoor : abhi baaat adhuri hain , yaha par log itne sare hokar bhi , ek doosre ki sahayta bhi nahi
karte ,
Anil kapoor : yaha par agar do teen kaam saump de to ek aadmi hi sab karne ko razi aur doosre ka naam
karan aane se pehle hi wetan puchkar do teen kaam kar ke aval number mein paisa dugni karke chale
jane ke log hain is duniya mein , maine kaam dena to seekha par who kaam seedha ek hi kar deta hain ,
doosre ka naamkaran aata hi nahi hain , aane se pehle hi kaam occupied , doosre ke baare mein socho
to bhukhmari
Amir khan : to kaam hain par ek hi kar deta hain , doosre ke bare mein sochna fijul
Anil kapoor : haan , kyonki ek kaam se paisa ki pet puja karna bahut mushkil hain , agar malamal banana
hain is duiniya mein to do teen kaamo mein utteernta hona avashyak hain jeene ke liye ,malamal banne
ke liye
Amir khan : to kaamchor nahi duniya , paiso ke bal bute par malamal banne ke sapne
Anil kapoor : aur do teen kaam ate huye bhi bhukhmari ka samna karna padta hain kyonki log doosre par
nirbhar hona jante hain , apne upar nahi , isliye koi ayega , malamal banayega , sab fijul mein vyarth soch
hain , aisa zindagi mein maine kabhi nahi socha , agar malamal banana hain , to apna naav khud hi
doondna padta hain , koi agar de to takdeerwala nahi to zindagi ne thokar mar di ke gungan
Amir khan : apna jahaz khud hi doondo or malamal banne ke liye apne aap par nirbhar ho to bhukhmari
mita sakte hain , ek kaam apni zindagi mein kam paisa hota hain , agar zindgari mein bhookh jyada
mitana ho aur takdeer saath chahiye to do teen kamo mein jujhna achi baat mani jati hain
Anil kapoor : haan , isliye main is dharti main un logo ko doondta hoon jo ek do teen kaam karke apne
beta aur beti ko aval shiksha pradan karte hain ,khud jeete hain aur family bhi intact, apna naav khud tay
karo aur disha bhi banao agar arabhpati banna chahte ho to nahi to sabki tarah bhukhmari ka shikhar
sattar ki avastha mein jo jyada dikhta hain dharti mata par nazar dale to
Amir khan : thankyou , main chalta hoon , sandesh thoda ulta mila , to kuch kuch samajh mein a chuka
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Amir khan : oh !!! Hanuman , malum tha ki aapka nivasthan surya dev ke ird gird hain
Sanjay dutt : theek farmaya , kaise ana hua , surya dev kaise hain
San jay dutt : nahi , ho pati, main ram mein leen ho gaya
Sanjay dutt : main kuch madad kar sakoo rehasya suljhane mein
Sanjay dutt : jo shaadi ke bare mein nahi sochta aur ekaki banne ke sapne dekhta hain unhi ko fayda
Amir khan : aur shadiya kyon nahi ho rahi hain dharti main
Sanjay dutt : mard alasi hain aur aajkal ladkiyan kaam karti hain isliye, agar ladkiya kaam na kare to ghar
mein mard kaam karne ke abhilashi , fijuli mein aurate kaam karke paisa la dete hain to mard jyada
kaam karne ka abhilashi nahi banta
Sanjay dutt : sochti hain ki mard ka paisa kum hain , aur wo kaam kare to jyada paisa ghar mein a sakta
hain , par ladkiyon ko pata nahi ki unke kaam karne se paisa dugna nahi ho raha hain, jo mard do teen
kaam karke paisa lane mein jugad karke lata tha , aajkal biwi kaam karti hain karke kum kaam karne
mein mahir aur waise bhi biwi paisa lekar ayegi aur har ek ladki ab kaam ki shaukeen hain karke ghar
mein jo paisa lane mein mard mahir tha ab biwi par thop dene ki sajish, aur aajkal pustako ki shaukeen
ke karan mard kamane mein asamarth ban gaya hain karke ladkiya bhi mardo ko jyada kaam saumpna
nahi chahti kyonki ghar ka mahol kharab ho jayega ke dar, jitna kama sake usi mein khush , agar kama na
sake , to wo kama ke ghar grahasti sambhal lenge ka dawa pesh kar shaadiya kar leti hain aajkal yahi
fashion hain
Amir khan : to aapka anuman hain ki kaam chor mard ban gaye hain , aurato ki wajah se
Sanjay dutt : agar pyaar hain , to paisa hain , aur agar paisa hain to kaam karne ka chaska to see khushi
family ke aankhon mein
Amir khan : surya dev ke ilake mein aakar aap bahut kuch seekh chuke
Sanjay dutt : chote se lekar bade hone tak aur budapa hone tak unhi ke rehan sehan ke dekhkar seekhte
aa raha honn , shukriya tareef karne ke liye
Amir khan : theek unke bhi darshan kar loo , to saubhagya mera
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Madhuri dixit : puja paath ke samay mein we kisi se bhi nahi milte
Madhuri dixit : humse kuch baat , chupane ki gustakhi kijiye bhi mat
Amir khan : aapse kaise chupana , aap to teen roop dhari mate hain
Amir khan : kaam chori akhir dharti mein jyaada kyon payi ja rahi hain
Madhuri dixit : karobar chalana sirf kuch logo ke liye naukri hain , jo padta nahi use naukri nahi militi
amir khan : to aapka matlab hain jo berozgar hain wo kaam chor banne ke layak hain
Madhuri dixit : jinki disha jab chote hone par bhatak jati hain aur maa baap dhyaan nahi dete we
kaamchor sabit hote hain
Amir khan : kya kaam chor log kabhi kaam nahi kar sakte
Madhuri dixit : jo apni kamayi aur experience har samay bina continuous ke layenge we actually
kamchor ke layak ban sakte hain
Amir khan : aur yeh teen mahine yaha par kaam do mahine udhar yeh kyon ho raha hain
Madhuri dixit : alas ki wajah se , door ki drushti nahi hain in manushya logo mein, kaam lena to jante
hain par kaam sabhalna nahi jaante , jab koi kaam lete hain to is drushti se lena chahiye ki kam se kam I
am busy for 35 years without fail
Madhuri dixit : agar meri drushti se dekhe to kaam jab lete hain chahe karobar ho ya doosre ke liye
kaam karke paisa kamana , jab tak jaan hain tab tak karna to chahiye , agar na kare aur beech raste mein
paisa kamana chod diya to family vibhajit aur bhookhmari mein doosro ke bartan maanjne ki naubat aur
agar kar na sake to upay is suicide note
Amir khan : bhukhmari aisi duniya mein hain , jo na umr dekhta hain , na tajurba , wo ek hi dekhne mein
mahir hain , ki paisa aapke paas kitna hain aur kab tak chalegi agar expenditure kare to
Madhuri dixit : beshak , theek farmaya, log pension par to jee lene ki kasme to kha lete hain aur happy
to lose lumpsum parantu yeh bhool jate hain ki har ek decision is not permanent , jo paisa aaj aya aur
bank mein gayi wo apna keh sakte hain , par jo paisa aage ayega usko apna kehna bewkoofi hogi
Madhuri dixit : isliye jo kaam jo kuch bhi ho agar karna hain to dil khol ke karo , yeh bilkul bhi mat socho
ki paisa itna hi kamana hain mujhko , kya pata kis mod mein kya ho jaye ya kya ho sakta hain , jo kaam
ka shaukeen rakhta hain , usi se shaadi kare aur alas bahar bhija dale apne badan se to family intact
Amir khan : education se bahar ane par yahi pata chalta hain ki jab tak zindagi bachi chahe jo kuch bhi
umar ho aapki , kaam kare to paisa , na kaam kare to doosro par nirbhar if fortunate , nahi to sab kuch
lut gaya
Madhuri dixit : take up job jo aap zindagi bhar passionate bankar kar sake , even if paisa kam mile , paisa
badne ke chances are huge agar aapko door ki drushti kaam karte samay ya pehle gyaat ho to bachne ke
sadhan aneko nahi to budape mein koi kisi ko dekhta bhi nahi hain ,
Amir khan : study properly, educate yourself , kaam zindagi bhar , family responsibility till death , paisa
zindagi bhar kamana , aur umr mein pension kabhi nahi dekhna , kya dekhna hain , income earned per
day
Madhuri dixit : aajkal pension dekh kar sab aaram ki neend sone mein mahir hain , unhe pata bhi nahi ki
pension kabhi badti hi nahi , balki ghatti rehti hain har ek saal ke baad , only income earners have
increase , doosre sadhan mein salary increase hain hich nahi , jo kaam kare wo malamal , jo retired is
poor by 70 years coming
Amir khan : pachas aur satar mein aneko log bewkoofi kar chuke , retired even though can work
Madhuri dixit : aap ache vakya bol lete hain , main bhool gayi , kartikeyan ane wala hain is pal mein ,
milenge usse
Amir khan : aapke bete se mile bahut saal beet gaye , jaroor , mein thoda chehal pehal kar loo
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Ranbir kapoor : pranam brahmaji , bahut mahino baad milna ho raha hain
Ranbir kapoor : to unhi se puch lena tha , itna kasht kis khushi mein
Amir khan : kuch janne ke liye kuch nateje pe pahuchne par pata chalta hain halat kiski kaisi hain
Amir khan : bujurg logo se to puchtaach ho chuki parantu jawani ke hosh mein aapka kya utar hain kaam
chor achi baat hain ya buri baat, agar buri hain to kyon
Ranbir kapoor : kuch log kaam chor sabit hote hain aur kuch nahi , aneko jawan log jawani mein alasi
hain aur rahenge , isme dosh nikalne wali baat hain hich nahi hain , yeh unke vikas par nirbhar karta hain
chote umar se junoon jisme nahi hain wo laparwah banta hain , jo apne ko kisi shakha mein uteern hona
hain wo har samay kamyab hone ke sapne dekhta hain , yeh duniya sab ke liye bani hain , bas nazariyan
yeh hain , kuch log kaam karne se darte hain aur darkar alasi ban jaye hain , kuch nidar hokar kaamyabi
hasil karne ke liye paisa ghar mein lane ki koshish mein jute rehte hain , we bhi darte hain ki kitna
kamaye , aur agar kama diya to kitna bachana chahiye , unhe gyaat hi nahi hota ki in sab ke peeche raaz
kya hain , kaun ameer ban sakta hain , aur kaun gareeb
Amir khan: aapke anusar kaun gareeb hain , aur kaun malamal , jab bacho ko parakhne ki bari ayi to
Ranbir kapoor : jo vyakti yeh maan kar chale ki mujhe yeh banna hain aur uske liye ji tod mehnat karke
kaamyabi ki seema par karna hain , wo malamal, jo yeh buniyaad par tika ho ki bas main itna hi karoonga
aur age jane se khatra hain wo gareeb , jo khatro se nahi darta wo malamal , jo khatra ate saath hi bhaag
jata hain wo gareeb , agar mein mata pita ka saath deta hoon aur unki suraksha ka vachan deta hoon to
mein malamal , agar chod doo to gareeb
Amir khan : to aapka matlab hain ki kaamchor nahi balki apne par vishwas jiska atoot ho aur mushkile
jitni bhi aye , aur khatra hone par bhi bazi mar jaye use duniya malamal banati hain , aur jo dar kar baith
jaye aur khatra ate saath hi bhaybheet se mukabla kare to use log yani aap gareeb bolte hain
Ranbir kapoor : jo dar kar ghar mein baith jata hain , wo bhi kaamchor hain hi nahi
Ranbir kapoor : koi bhi aadmi akele zindagi bita hi nahi sakta , kuch na kuch khana avashyak hain, isliye
hamari drushti se wo nalayak kaamchor hain , par kaamchor ke drushti se wo har samay kaam hi kar
raha hain , bas humari nazar se time paass aur uski nazar se kaam , jaise tv dekhna , games khelna ,
internet mein chitchat , ya dosto ke saath hus bol lena , isliye jo intellilgent kaamchor hote hain , we yeh
gyaat kar le ki jis vakt mein we jyada time pass karte hain chaubis ghante mein wo job unka
Ranbir kapoor : koi bhi kaam chota ya bada nahi hota mere hissaab se , bas yeh gyaat hone chahiye ki
hum jis drushti se kaam ko dekh kar seekhte hain ya seekhna chahte hain , usi ko agar pesha bana do to
kaamchor bhi kaam karne jaise lagega
Example mein agar koi ghar mein sust baitha hain , aur kahi jana nahi chahta , to use telephone chalane
ki naukri de do to job nahi to jobless else paan ki dukaan mein baitha do , kaam na karne ki chahat kisi
bhi manushya mein ho hi nahi sakta , yeh duniya itni badi hain , koi bhi kaam job , koi bhi kaam paisa
kamane ka zariya ban sakta hain , bas soch honi chahiye
Amir khan : ati utaam, manna padega ki chote se dimaag mein bhi intelligence bahut jyada hain,To mein
chalta hoon
Ranbir kapoor : dharti mata se kab mil rahe hain , unki soch sabse badi soch hogi
Amir khan : aapne jikar kiya hain , wahi par nikal padta hoon , dekhte hain dharti mata ki rai ati uttam
aapki tarah hogi ya nahi, shukriya mere bache
Ranbir kapoor : alvida, phir milenge kisi aur vishay par charcha karne ke liye
Amir khan : ati uttam , thanks
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Amir khan : aap ko pata hoga ki maine aur devtavo ne kaamchori ke vishay mein baatcheet ki
Sushmita sen : haa gyaat hain , mein har ek cheezo pe dilchaspi se anusandhaan karti hoon
Amir khan : hum khush huye, hum yeh janna chahte hain ki is charcha par apka sujhav kaisa hain
Sushmita sen : dharti policies par chalti hain , aneko anusandhaan karke policies banti hain , kaamchori
ke itihaas mein yehi dekha gaya hain , ki paisa luta, izzat gayi, bhukhmari ayi aur dehant ho chuka insaan
ka, itna simple sa case hain
Sushmita sen : jo taraki karna chahte hain , use karne dena chahiye , aur jo anpad gavar bane to use
karobar chalane ki sehmati di jati hain , policy simple hain ki badava har ek manushya ka sarv siddhant
hain aur jo is niyam ko follow karega wo malamal nahi to pauper
Sushmita sen : wo bhi simple , jiyo aur jeene do , jo karobar karta hain use karne se rok tok hain hi nahi ,
balki har saal koi n kai mahila ya purush karobar stapith jaroor karta hain , chalna ya na chalna karobar
chalane par nirbhar karta hain , company ke ceos always prefer distribution of employees
Sushmita sen : jab tak kaam hain , kare aur jab kaam na mile to vilayat mein naukri karne ke liye chale
jaye, jo kaamyaab wo desh chalata hain , aur jo nakamyaab , job ki talash mein bhatakta rehta hain ,
isliye charcha karte samay par yeh pata chala ki jo subjects mein strong hain wo honhar aur jo subjects
mein weak wo vilayat ki aur prasthan
Amir khan : bank ki kya policy hain
Sushmita sen : jo unke dwaar khat khatayega , use employment , aur jo unko tiraskaar karega wo
middle class, yeh sab actually handling paisa hain , jo malamal banana chahta hain wo jyaada paisa se
khush , aur jo paise se bhaybheet ho jata hain aur duniya se darpok wo kam paisa puch kar middle class
vyateet karne ke sapne dekhta hain
Amir khan : to iska matlab family is decision maker to be rich or poor aapke hisab se
Amir khan : to main ant mein yehi keh sakta hoon parakhne ke baad
Aur yeh commonsense gain karne ke liye jo musibato se dat kar saamna karta hain who duniya mein
saksham aur unnati paa kar malamal banta hain , baaki sab uthak bethak karte par kuch kaamyaab nahi
hote , sukshm trinn hona avshyak hain kuch kar dikhane ka sankalp aur kuch banne ki chahat, tabhi
dharti maa santusht aur lad pyaar mein utteern
Sushmita sen : dharti maa prasan tabhi jab dharti wasi apne pairo par khade utrenge, nahi to vividhata
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