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Welcome, ladies and Oh, you’re gonna see your That jazz
gentlemen. You are about sheba shimmy shake
to see a story of murder, [Roxie Hart]
greed, corruption, [Company] Hey, why is the hurry,
violence, exploitation, And all that jazz babe? Amos ain’t be home
adultery and treachery – until midnight. Freddie?
all those things we all hold [Velma Kelly]
near and dear to our Oh, she’s gonna shimmy [Roxie Hart]
hearts. till her garters break Hey! You know, I don’t
[Company] want you to think that I’m
[Dance Captain] And all that jazz using you or anything. But
Move it! Move it! Hurry! don’t you think it’s about
[Velma Kelly] time for me to meet your
(He bumps into Velma.) Show her where to park friend down at the Onyx?
her girdle It’s been already a month
[Dance Captain] Oh, her mother’s blood’d since you told him about
Where the hell have you curdle me. I still remember.
been? And where is ‘Cause that was the night
Veronica? [Company] they met Velma plus her
If she’d hear her baby’s husband and her sister.
[Velma Kelly] queer (looks at Fred who walks
She… She isn’t herself away again)
tonight. But don’t sweat it, [Velma Kelly] You’re not going away,
okay? I’ll do it alone! For all that jazz right?
Come on, babe
[Announcer] Why don’t we paint the [Fred Casely]
Ladies and gentlemen, the town It’s getting late, Roxie.
Onyx Club is proud to And all that jazz
present Chicago’s hottest [Roxie Hart]
show in the world. Two [Company] Freddie, once I get a name
jazz babes moving as one. And all that jazz for myself, I think we could
The Kelly Sisters! open a club in Varum, you
[Velma Kelly] know? You could run it,
[Velma Kelly] I’m gonna rouge my knees and I could be the
Come on, babe And roll my stockings headliner.
Why don’t we paint the down (walks toward Fred and
town And all that jazz touches him)
And all that jazz
I’m gonna rouge my knees [Company] [Fred Casely]
And roll my stockings And all that jazz Get off!
down
And all that jazz [Velma Kelly] [Roxie Hart]
Start the car Start the car What’s the idea, babe?
I know a whoopee spot I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold Where the gin is cold [Fred Casely]
But the piano’s hot But the piano’s hot Wake up, kiddo, you aren’t
It’s just a noisy hall It’s just a noisy hall never gonna have an act!
Where there’s a nightly Where there’s a nightly
brawl brawl [Roxie Hart]
And all that jazz And all that jazz Says who?
[Fred Casely] [Photographer] [Amos Hart]
Says I! Just face it – you’re Well, that settles it. She only opened her eyes
just a trying-hard when I fired the first shot.
performer! And… I am a [Martin Harrison] But even though I already
furniture salesman, not a No, I still believe it’s shot him, he kept coming
referral agent! murder. at me! So I had to pull the
trigger again.
[Roxie Hart] [Photographer]
But he’s a friend of yours! Shooting a burglar ain’t [Announcer]
At Onyx – murder. It’s just self- For her first number, Ms.
defense. Come on, Martin, Roxie Hart would like to
[Fred Casely] you’re a lawyer – you must sing a song of love and
There’s no such guy. be better than me. devotion for her dear
husband, Amos.
[Roxie Hart] [Martin Harrison]
You – You lied to me? You I’m always grateful if the [Roxie Hart]
never told anyone about citizens know Sometimes I’m right
me? the law. Now, would you Sometimes I’m wrong
stop snooping in our But he doesn’t care
[Fred Casely] conversation? He’ll string along
Sugar, you’re hot stuff. I He loves me so
would tell you anything to [Amos Hart] That funny honey of mine
get a piece of that. A man has the right to
(beckons at her body) protect his home and his [Amos Hart]
loved ones, right? When I think of what could
[Roxie Hart] have happened had I went
You! You never really [Martin Harrison] to see a friend instead of
loved me! Of course he has. But he coming straight home, I
has no right to kill anyone feel sick.
[Fred Casely] because that’s the law!
Oh, yeah, so what? [Roxie Hart]
[Amos Hart] What if the world
[Roxie Hart] With all due respect, sir, Slandered my name?
How dare you? Son of a – I’m telling you the truth! Why, he’d be right there
(gunshot) Argh! I’ve just arrived home Taking the blame
when I see him climbing He loves me so
LIGHTS OFF through the window while And it all suits me fine
my wife was in deep sleep. That funny sunny honey
[Photographer] Hubby of mine
What’s still bothering you, [Martin Harrison]
Martin? The case is Is that true, Mr. Hart? [Martin Harrison]
already closed. Enough. Do you know that
[Amos Hart] the name of deceased is
[Martin Harrison] Really, sir, my wife has Fred Casely?
Where’d you get your nothing to do
murder weapon? with it. She won’t even hurt [Amos Hart]
a worm. Fred Casely? How could
[Amos Hart] he be a burglar? My wife
I always keep a gun in my [Photographer] knows him. He sold us our
drawer. You know, just in See? They did not want furniture and gave us 10%
case of trouble. what happened, either! off.
[Roxie Hart] [Roxie Hart] it’s not true. (pauses) Oh,
Lord knows he ain’t got the Look, it’s true. I shot him. you must be Roxie Hart.
smarts But it was self-defense. He You’re pretty, uh?
was trying to burgle me.
[Martin Harrison] [Roxie Hart]
You told me he was the [Martin Harrison] Oh, thank you, ma’am.
burglar? You mean he was Yes, Fred Casely’s been
dead when you got home? burgling you to treat his [Mama Morton]
wife and their five little Why don’t you call me
[Amos Hart] Caselys to a fancy meal. Mama, too? We can take
You see, I’m covering for Had he mentioned? care of you. You’d be
her. She was telling me happy taken down this
this stupid story about [Roxie Hart] block. Murderers’ Row, as
some burglar and I’d say I What? That bastard! Yes, I we call it.
did it ‘cause I was sure to killed him and I would kill
get off. him again! [Roxie Hart]
Oh, is that nicer? I don’t
[Roxie Hart] [Martin Harrison] think I belong here. I didn’t
Now he set off his trap Take her to the Cooke actually do anything
I can’t stand that sap County Jail! wrong.
Look at him go rattin’ on
me LIGHTS OFF [Mama Morton]
With just one more brain Got a little motto
What a half-wit he’d be [Liz] Always sees me through
That scummy crummy Ever met Morton before? When you’re good to
dummy She’s fine… as long as Mama
Hubby of mine you keep her happy. Mama’s good to you