All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's

why I'm transferring to business school! Dear God, they'll be killed on our
doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd.
How much did you make me? You guys go on without me! I'm going to go…
look for more stuff to steal! I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! I am
Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians.
Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just get me the death penalty? Goodbye,
friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped. Bite my shiny
metal ass. With gusto. In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these
are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for
their stemcells.
No! Don't jump! Do a flip! Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died.
Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just get me the death penalty?
Kids have names? Ummm…to eBay? Who's brave enough to fly into something
we all keep calling a death sphere? In our darkest hour, we can stand erect,
with proud upthrust bosoms. Kids have names? One hundred dollars.
When will that be? With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Hi,
I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. You
can crush me but you can't crush my spirit!
Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying! Five hours? Aw, man!
Couldn't you just get me the death penalty? I found what I need. And it's not
friends, it's things. Ummm…to eBay? Switzerland is small and neutral! We are
more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood!
Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped. I
meant 'physically'. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could
clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually?
Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you,
and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a
safecracker, or a pickpocket. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools.
Why would I want to know that? Why not indeed! It doesn't look so shiny to me.
Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it.
What kind of a father would I be if I said no? I suppose I could part with 'one'
and still be feared… Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer
of an even greater society above you!