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MENLO PARK, California — Facebook announced that its latest algorithm for
detecting fake news in 44 countries has flagged several bogus news items originating
from the Philippines in only one hour of operation.
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Facebook said it found the following fake news items on a number of Filipino websites:
country’s newest growth industry, with demand beginning to outpace supply nightly.
While NEDA notes that current consumers responsible for the sectoral uptick may be
too poor to fuel a clear takeoff, presidential spokesman Ernesto Aberria said that
sooner or later middle-class demand will start to grow the market. “And if the trend
continues other countries may begin outsourcing their addicts to us for a more
The University of the Philippines Board of Regents will confer another honorary
degree on President Rodrigo Duterte, who will receive a doctorate in mortuary science
for his “visionary approach to social work,” which has led to the rise of the country’s
newest growth industry. UP students and faculty hailed the conferment this time.
FAKE
that most members of the Philippine Congress and the cabinet show symptoms of
delusion by proxy, a behavior typical of addiction enablers. The most serious case of
Justice Secretary Vitaliano Aguirre angrily rejected the Resbach Institute’s finding,
saying, “I have the best head of hair around.” He added, “I’m very independent-
minded according to the president.” Speaker Pantaleon Alvarez was busy counting his
Philippine National Police Chief Ronald de la Rosa insisted that the war on drugs is
completely non-violent and wondered why “anyone, anyone at all” would think the
anti-drug campaign named “Double Barrel Reloaded” involves lethal force. And as if
to show that the PNP has nothing to do with extrajudicial killings, de la Rosa openly
challenged vigilantes, whoever they may be, to a gun duel (Facebook clarified that
although this last thing sounds so absurd it must be fake, it is not). UMMM
The CIA reported that China’s strategic goal in its continuing reclamations in the
South China Sea is to restore the land bridge that once connected the Philippines to
the Asian mainland. The land bridge will be an extension of the legendary Silk Road
that Beijing wants to recreate, nicknamed One Belt One Road (OBOR). President
Rodrigo Duterte, with encouragement from former President Gloria Arroyo, has
The Vatican’s Congregation for the Causes of Saints will review reports of an
unnatural phenomenon that could qualify President Rodrigo Duterte for sainthood.
Reportedly after receiving the president’s simple blessing, formerly detained President
Gloria Arroyo threw off her heavy neck brace, kicked away her wheelchair, walked
cervical spondylosis and other bone diseases. “It’s more impressive than turning water
into wine. Thank God sa mahal naming poong presidente,” said a tearful supporter
unseemly about the president appointing sex blogger and social twerker Mocha Uson
to the board of censors, arguing that “Emperor Caligula made his horse a consul.”
FAKE
UPDATE: Facebook warned that the report that it has detected fake news from
several Philippine websites is most likely also fake. FAKISH