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boats!

e ee e e
military and law enforcement
vessel around,” explained its
creator Frank Kowalski.
And, with two twinned
600bhp engines, night vision,
lightweight Kevlar to protect
the crew, stealth technology
and plenty of weapons, it’s
hard to argue with him.
“People keep telling me it
looks like Batman’s boat, but
I think it’s something Bond
would use to tear up the
ON-BOARD TECH!
“Wi-Fi, satellite links, touchscreen
Thames,” says Kowalski. monitors and it’s even got a
joystick to control the 50-calibre
“There’s no ejector seat though, gun at the front. It’s a bit like a
so I’m not sure if that would put videogame in some ways. There’s
him off!” no iPhone dock though, just in
case you’re wondering. We don’t
It may not, but we got get that many requests from
Kowalski to tell us about the people wanting to play Ride Of
Barracuda’s other specs… The Valkyries while on patrol!”

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 Could you be
on Chelsea’s
FIREPOWER!
“For starters, it’s got a concealed
50-calibre machine gun that can
medical staff?
be worked via remote control. It’s Jose Mourinho blasted his “naive” medical
gyroscopically stabilised so it stays team for treating Eden Hazard. But could you
level no matter what choppy water
spot who’s hurt and who’s feigning injury?
we get into. Also on board there’s
a non-lethal Hyperspike H18
sonic weapon. This is a focused 1
soundwave for close range that
emits a very high frequency and Fabregas sent flying
a very painful sound.” by The Saints?

The Tigers
catch Costa?

3
Oscar takes
a tumble?

4
Willian whacked
STEALTH!

ANSWERS Surprise! All players were booked by the ref for diving. Shows what we know, eh?
at the KC?
“We use a number of radar-
absorbing materials that make
it pretty invisible. Although
at a certain distance stealth
goes out the window, because
you’ll see it once you get
within visual range of the
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Barracuda. But it’s so fast

it’ll catch you anyway.”
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Costa bundled
over at Burnley?
Sorry, you’ve not got the job!

THE MAN CUDA! Cesc caught by

RA
The Gunners?

B E H I N D B A R Don’t ask me,

I’m only
a medic…
   
 An elephant’s trunk
contains more than
40,000 muscles. The
entire human body
contains only 639!

W HE N NATU RE CA LL S!

Smelly the Don’t ask me

to put the seat

elephant!
down after

We need to address this elephant in the

room…

Eating peanuts all day can be thirsty

work, but this cheeky nelly took his
search for refreshment to new levels
of weirdness when he started
drinking from a local commode.
The tusked toilet drinker was
snapped by Carina Blofield, a visitor
to the Elephant Sands Lodge in
Botswana, where apparently herds
regularly dip their trunks in to fill
up at the lavatory due to the local
watering hole being quite salty.
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We doubt that Carina has

a memory like an elephant, but
something tells us she won’t be
forgetting this particular trip to
the lavvy any time soon…

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EY, MARK. HOW
DOES SOMEONE GO
ABOUT BECOMING
LIAM NEESON’S STUNT
DOUBLE?
Usually you’ll get a call out of
the blue and they’ll invite five
or 10 guys to come down to a
set and right there on the spot
they’ll decide who makes the
best double for an actor. I just
seemed to fit the bill, I guess!
WHAT’S LIAM LIKE TO
WORK WITH?
He’s a natural when it comes
to action scenes. He knows
exactly where to stand, how to
handle a weapon and how to
throw a fake punch without
hitting you on the nose –
which, believe me, goes a long
way to keeping stuntmen
happy, I assure you.
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
MISTAKEN FOR HIM IN
THE STREET?
Yeah, it’s happened a couple of
times. The look on people’s
faces is priceless because it’s
normally from the back they
“GETTING PUNCHED BY HAR
FORD WAS AN ALL-TIME CAREER HIGH!”
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see you, so they tap
you on the shoulder,
you turn around and
they’ll just be like, “Oh,
sorry!” and walk off.
SO HAVE YOU
AND LIAM EVER
TRADED BLOWS?
We’ve tagged each other
with a few punches in
training! That’s part
and parcel of it though, because
Liam’s work ethic is amazing.
He wants to train in between
scenes and on his days off. He’s
a machine!
AND HOW IS IT GETTING
PUNCHED ON HIS BEHALF?
Well, it’s an absolute pleasure
because Liam’s a fantastic
guy to work with. I wouldn’t
keep saying yes to getting
clobbered if I didn’t enjoy
working with him – plus, he
buys me a beer afterwards!
HAVE YOU GONE TOE-TO-
TOE WITH ANYONE ELSE?
Harrison Ford. He’s the real
deal like Liam and he does as
much as he can. I worked with

“LIAM NEESON?
HE’S A MACHINE!”
him on the last Indiana Jones
movie and got to do a fight
scene with him and, honestly,
taking a punch from Ford was
an all-time career high!
CAN YOU PUNCH BACK?
Not really, but you wouldn’t
want to. Let’s say you’re up
against some $20million
actor and you’re tussling with
him on the ground. If you break
his nose, the whole movie shuts
down. It’s very stressful.
ANY OTHER STRESSES?
Sometimes when working with
performers across the world, as
there might be four languages
on set and you’re trying to
make sure they punch the right
side of your face. Ultimately
you don’t want them to get it
wrong as that means another
take – and another punch!
WHAT’S THE CRAZIEST
STUNT YOU’VE PULLED?
It was on Seraphim Falls with
Neeson, but in this scene I was
doubling for Pierce Brosnan.
They dropped me from a
helicopter on a bungee rope
34ft up and I disappeared
into a waterfall below.
SEEING
DOUBLE?
Mark isn’t the only stuntman
filling in for Hollywood celebrities.
Can you guess who these doubles
are the spitting image of?
WHAT’S YOUR WORST
INJURY?
? ?
Honestly, I’ve lost count. I’ve
blown out both my ear drums,
severed tendons, broken
a couple of bones here and
there. I just worked with a guy
on a movie and he’s broken his
leg in three places – so it can
1 2
get pretty hairy now and again.
OUCH! HOW DANGEROUS
CAN IT GET?
?
It can be life-threatening.
?
We’ll lose some members of
our community around the
3 4
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? ?
5 6
globe from time to time and
? ?
the job definitely still has that
risk attached to it.
WE HOPE THEY PAY WELL?
Definitely! About 99 per cent
of the time, we’re overpaid, but
then that one per cent… well,
there’s not enough money in
7 8
the world. If you’re jumping off
a building and something goes
wrong, it’s either a long road ? ?
to recovery or the
end of the line.
Run All Night
is out now on
Blu-ray and DVD 9 10
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Football Factory USA
M
LS is trying to compete
with European football
so much now it seems
it’s even got its own hooligans.
The tear-up between New York
Red Bulls and New York City
FC fans before their derby last
weekend was very amateurish.
Seeing a group of blokes
throwing sign hoardings and
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THE
rubbish bags outside a deli and
screaming “Who are ya?” is the
last thing the fans would have
been expecting when the clubs
said they would be signing
European legends Frank
Lampard, Andrea Pirlo and,
er, Shaun Wright-Phillips.
Football’s still a young sport
over there and they’ve still got
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a lot to learn when it comes t
ultras and firms. Hopefully t
can keep it that way, as it’s no
a nice aspect of the game.
There are better ways to
support your club and knock
your rivals, like the fans who
unfurled the “retirement hom
banner for Lampard and Pirlo
They got the banter just right
 To toke or
not to toke
So William Shakespeare was
apparently a weed smoker after
they found pipes in his garden
that contained traces of
cannabis. That explains why
I couldn’t make head nor tail
of his works at school.
No wonder he had such an
interesting way with words.
Perhaps you need to be stoned
to understand it. This is the best
story of the week: it vindicates
some of my exam results!

ASK
IN NEED OF A
DAVID!
HAYEMAKER
THIS WEEK…
FERRARI
TORCHER
I couldn’t believe a millionaire’s son
On hold
BT set a new waiting time record after keeping a
torched his Ferrari in Germany so he could customer on hold for 14 hours and 31 minutes!
replace it with the latest model. He’s 20, has That’s outrageous, but not as much as the fact
a £6,500-a-month allowance and owns 14 some bloke stayed on the line for 14 hours.
cars. Talk about not knowing you’re born! He was calling to cancel his contract, but BT Would you swap your
He was given a fine and 22 months’ say he should have received a message saying world title for an
probation. I bet if he was a kid off a council the department was closed. It must be a new Olympic Gold medal?
estate who did it to his Ford Fiesta, they’d method to retain customers: keep them on hold PHILIP CUNNINGHAM, Herts
have thrown the book at him. so long they give up and don’t actually go No! Audley Harrison has
through with the cancellation. an Olympic Gold medal
and I beat him, so that’ll
do for me. He never
The doc’s not in
Last week I was surprised by the fuss over
knocked out anyone who
was a world
champion.
Jose Mourinho’s criticism of his medical A world title
team at Chelsea, including team doctor Eva belt comes
Carneiro. He might be taking it too far with added
banning her from the stadium and training benefits,
sessions, and even the team hotel, but not just
I can see his point. a pat
She should know better than anybody that on the
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footballers go down at the drop of a hat and back

would be rolling around on the floor even and an
if somebody breathed on them. Not that MBE.
Jose’s players are particularly fond of that
kind of gamesmanship…

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I’ve even got
the trainers
to match…
Bang for your bucks!
The fourth generation Mazda MX-5 is big fun on a small budget
D
id you know, the
original Mazda MX-5
was designed to drive,
handle and even smell like a
classic British sports car when
it was launched in 1989?
Well, Mazda’s experts
must have been on the right
scent, because it went on
to become the world’s best-
selling two-seater sports car
of all time.
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drives th
n e w M X- e
5!
The latest generation is
arguably better still, shedding
100kg over its predecessor
and shrinking in size to
ensure it remains the tiny
bundle of fun that won it
plaudits in the first place.
Two engines are available
from launch, a 1.5-litre unit
that develops 129bhp or
a 2.0-litre version that kicks
out 158bhp. Both are brilliant,
but for us, the smaller number
provided the most thrills on
our twisting test drive.
Although the 2.0-litre
offered more shove through
the gears, the fizzy little 1.5
just begged to be thrashed
and proved powerful enough
to have the rear wheels
spinning – if doughnuts and
big skids tickle your fancy.
It’s pretty ace inside too,
with an optional Bose sound
system implanting speakers
in the headrest, and a 7.0-inch
touch screen taking care of
navigation and infotainment
on mid-range models.
There are very few cars out
there that offer both kicks and
smashing styling for less than
£20,000, but the new MX-5 is
most certainly one of them.
And it smells bloody lovely, too.
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Vauxhall Corsa VXR (£18,245)

Vauxhall’s latest miniature hot hatch packs real
track-day tech into a tidy little package: Frequency
Selective Damping to reduce body roll, a tuned 1.6-litre
turbo engine that kicks out more than 200bhp and real
Recaro race seats to make you really feel the part.

Volkswagen Polo GTI (£18,900)

A brilliant 1.8-litre TSI that develops nearly 190bhp

Powerful en
powers this ferocious little pocket rocket. The sports
suspension and XDS electronic differential lock means

gine it handles like a car possessed and it fits in the tightest

of parking spaces. An almost faultless all-rounder.

ior
Luxury inter

Caterham Seven 270 (£19,995)

There’s no radio, the wipers barely work and the seats
will shatter spines, but the Caterham 270 is one of the
most visceral driving experiences out there. A new
1.6-litre Ford engine propels it from 0-60mph in five
seconds, while an optional R pack readies it for racing.

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American History X
actor Edward Norton
never went to acting
1 billion
Litres of water used at
school the 20 14 Winter Olympics
Ohio man Patrick
In 2002, 1. Will Smith is
older now than
in Sochi, to make 1.5million
The Rock was
Combs once wrote a fake
set to play the
Uncle Phil was in
the first season of
cubic metres of
cheque for $95,000 as
a joke. The bank gave
title role in a The Fresh Prince
Of Bel Air
snow
live-action version
him the cash
of kids TV show 2. The last five Premier
Harrison
Johnny Bravo League winners have
Ford was started their season
paid The CEO of Ryanair on the first Saturday
around has his own taxi firm of the league
£6,400 for with just one car – so
3. If you lift a
his role in he can legally use kangaroo’s tail off the

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Star Wars Alexander The
movie Great had
Game Of Thrones a drinking
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character Hodor is contest in

named after the which 42
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A 61-year-old Welsh died from
alcohol
Hainan gibbons lef t in China,
man has eaten Spam
every day for 60 years poisoning making them 69 times rarer
than giant pandas

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Stuart Broad is the

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to gr ow
he first time the Premier League’s
oal of the season was an own-goal
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Highlights include Rusty’s
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If you don’t crack a grin at this
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 DVD! FILM!

Child 44 North v South

At a grim outpost in 1950s
Soviet Russia, a disgraced
secret policeman (Tom Hardy)
and his wife (Noomi Rapace)
join forces with Gary Oldman’s
general to capture a serial killer
who preys on young boys.
With yet another new accent
to add to his repertoire,
Hardy is incredible as MGB
agent Leo Demidov in this
powerful thriller, where he
and Oldman complement
each other spectacularly as
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mission to do right. ★★★★★
Rivalries are at the core
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Peppa Pig vs Rastamouse…),
but this film – which focuses
on the deep-rooted paranoia
of rival gangs – is a little more
serious than that.
In the middle, two star-
crossed lovers must hide their
relationship or risk full-blown
gang warfare.
OK, it’s basically Romeo
And Juliet but some quality
performances make this a
decent thriller. ★★★✩✩

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Better than most period
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Will Ferrell and Kevin
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 Film!

The Man
From U.N.C.L.E
Had things been different, Tom
Cruise’s Mission: Impossible
this summer would have been Yeah, it’s definitely
that bloke from
to get the public interested in Bridget Jones: Edge
a film adaptation of a TV show Of Reason
cancelled in 1968. As it turns
out, him pulling out of the lead
role due to a scheduling conflict
with filming for the new M:I
movie, makes this 60s Cold
War spy reboot even better.
US secret serviceman
Napoleon Solo (Henry Cavill)
– suave and morally dubious –
is forced to team up with KGB
hardnut Illya Kuryakin (Armie
Hammer) and female mechanic
Gaby Teller (Alicia Vikander) to
stop a nuclear bomb falling into
the wrong hands. What Guy
Ritchie’s film lacks in high-tech
gadgets and death-defying
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stunts, it makes up for with

tongue-in-cheek humour and
“blink-and-you’ll-miss-’em”
cameos (try to spot David
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Beckham – we didn’t).
Added together, it’s 2015’s
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h
When a poor Dublin taxi
driver (Jack Reynor) is
forced to take a shady
side job to pay for costly
Lis
rehab at a private clinic
for his alcoholic mum
(Toni Collette), he has to
face some grim realities.
Also starring Will Poulter
(who is, fortunately, only
in it for a maximum of 20
minutes), it’s not exactly
an uplifting piece of
cinema, but if it’s hard-
hitting you’re after, look
no further. ★★★★✩
Run All Night
It’s friend-turned-foe as
ex-Irish mob enforcer
Jimmy Conlon (Liam
Neeson) has to kill Danny
Maguire, his old boss and
best friend’s son. A drug
deal goes wrong as Danny
is found at his house by
Mike Conlon (Jimmy’s
son and limo driver) and
witnesses the murder of
Albanian drug dealers. So
Jimmy protects his son
from the Mob he used to
work for in this action-
packed thriller. ★★★★✩
The Strypes
Little Victories
The Irish Mod quartet are
back with a bang for their
second album. Taking a
slight step away from the
garage blues roots that
earned these teenagers
their, er, stripes, it’s proof
that they’ve still got it.
I Need To Be Your Only
is the best track by a
country mile, but with
dirty bass galore, it’s
a solid investment.
★★★★✩
The Fratellis Eyes
Wide, Tongue Tied
Most famous for their
anthem Chelsea Dagger,
the Scottish rockers are
back. And this time
they’re ditching the
raucous (and somewhat
embarrassingly addictive
when drunk) catchy pop,
for mellow mood music.
There’s nods to Motown
on tracks like Dogtown,
but it’s numbers such as
Desperate Guy that are
reload-worthy. ★★★✩✩
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DVD!
AND KEVIN HART
HI, BOTH! HOW DID GET
HARD COME ABOUT?
WILL FERRELL This was an idea
our company developed. I can’t
take credit, because it came
from the genius mind of Adam
McKay (producer). We had been
talking about an idea like this for
years. He always had the idea of,
“Imagine, for whatever reason,
getting the information that in
30 days you were going to
prison, how would you react?”
I thought that would be a really
funny premise. When we started
going through the list of who it
would be fun to be paired with,
MUSIC! we were like, “Kevin Hart, he’s
so funny”. We had never done
anything with him, and it was
one-stop shopping, fortunately.
KEVIN HART When the name
Will Ferrell was thrown at me…
WF You said no, be honest!
KH Ha, no! I said, “What’s
the idea?” Then Adam jumped
on the phone with me – it
happened that fast – so I was
thrilled. I loved the idea instantly.
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE
DONE IF YOU EVER GOT
THAT CALL, KEVIN?
KH Essentially, we’re two guys
who could in no way, shape or
form make it in that prison life.
WF Yeah, in that environment,
MUSIC! the only way we could survive is
if other people happened to
spare us because they liked us,
our movies and entertainment.
KH Yeah. I need a crew. I need
to go in with all my friends. I’m
going to frame my friends so
they can go with me!
YOU’VE KNOWN EACH OTHER
FOR A WHILE, BUT WHAT WAS
IT LIKE TO WORK TOGETHER?
KH It was a great thing.
WF There were so many times
when Kevin would say, “You
know what you should say? This
would be really funny” and vice-
versa. So that made it easy.
WAS THERE A MOMENT WHEN
ONE OF YOU THREW OUT
A LINE AND YOU CORPSED?
WF It happened on day one.
KH There’s a scene where
Darnell’s in a car with James and
James has recreated a prison riot
and gets stabbed in his head.
WF Darnell’s going to drive him
home to his house.
KH To Darnell’s house – because
his wife is a nurse. So, in the car,
I’m saying, “Just stay with me,
man, stay with me.” And he’s
losing it, but he’s getting
delirious. He’s saying, “Sorry,
dad!” “What? Sorry, dad!”
WF Kevin just has to play along
in the scene and act like he’s my
dad saying, “You’re OK, son.”
WF The hardest scene I had to
do was when Darnell converted
my tennis court into the prison
yard. And he recreates what it’s
like to be in the yard and all the
characters you’re going to meet
– from the Hispanic gang leader,
to this person to that person –
and he’s playing all the parts.
And it was just one take, so
I couldn’t laugh during any of it.
I didn’t know what he was going
to say, and just had to react
honestly and somehow keep
track of all these characters –
I didn’t know how he was
keeping track, but he was
having conversations with
himself. That was amazing.
KH Oh my God! It was so funny.
His reactions – it was great
chemistry. At the end of the
day, you can’t write chemistry.
You can only hope other actors
or actresses get you there
and that you come off real or
genuine. We got there, and it
was very fun.
Get Hard
is out now on
Blu-ray and DVD
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“I COULDN’T
WAIT TO
STRIP OFF!”
The television sensation has split from Hollyoaks... and she’s straight into ZOO for her first-ever red-hot shoot!

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eriously hot Scouser
Stephanie Davis was
a fixture in Hollyoaks for
five years, as waitress Sinead
O’Connor. But in July, just four
months after signing a year-long
deal to keep her on the Channel 4
soap, her long relationship with the
show came to an end and she was
written out with immediate effect.
Rumours of parties and
drunken nights have emerged as
ON THE potential reasons behind her
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Only now has she laid her cards
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THAT’S WHAT WE WANTED
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 EXCLUSIVE
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STEPHANIE
DAVIS
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“Everybody has to be a
little crazy at some point”
but you can’t always have them
when you’ve been on a show for
that long because of continuity.
You’ll be seeing plenty more of
mine in the future.
SO, YOU DON’T REGRET
EXITING THE SHOW?
It was ultimately my choice to
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leave! I just walked and then
the producers told me if I didn’t
come back they’d have no
option but to terminate my
contract, but that it was my
choice. I regret the way it
ended – I probably should’ve
gone about it in a better way,
but I was desperate for a break.
AND THEN THE STORIES
EMERGED OF YOUR PARTY
GIRL REPUTATION…
I’ve always had fun and when
I started the show I did like to
party, but I’m just like any
normal 22-year-old and I’m
EXCLUSIVE
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STEPHANIE
DAVIS
sure everyone is the same as
they’re growing up – everybody
has to be 18 and a little crazy at
some point. The drunken thing
was there for people to believe
if they wanted to but I know
people in the industry know
me for what I really am.
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 “I’ve always
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STEPHANIE
wanted to
DAVIS
do a few
lingerie
shoots”

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WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY
LIKE ON A NIGHT OUT?
It depends who I’m out with, but
I just love a laugh and a bit of
banter. I’m always on the dance
floor having a boogie. I think
I’m like Beyoncé when I’m out:
I love getting down and having
a good skank – I’ve no idea
what I really look like, though.
WHERE ELSE WILL YOU
BE TAKING YOUR CAREER
POST-HOLLYOAKS?
My passion has always been
music, so I’ve been working
with a few record labels and
hopefully I’ll be in the studio
soon and then I can look at
releasing some tracks in the
new year. I’ve written some
really good music and the only
other person I know to make
the jump from soaps is Kylie
Minogue – so let’s try to do that!
HOW ABOUT GIVING THE
JUNGLE OR BIG BROTHER
HOUSE A GO?
It would be amazing to do
either – I’ve always loved both
shows and would love to have
the chance to challenge myself
and show the public what I’m
really like.
IF THAT DOESN’T WORK,
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 EXCLUSIVE
TO ZOO! HOW ABOUT MAKING THE
JUMP FROM HOLLYOAKS
STEPHANIE
DAVIS TO HOLLYWOOD?
Nathalie Emmanuel did it with
Game Of Thrones and has been
really big in America, but I’ve
seen so many people leave
soaps and never work again
so I need to do it the right way.
I’ve had some talks but I don’t
want to jinx anything!
THANKS, STEPHANIE.
WITHOUT YOU IN IT, DO
YOU THINK HOLLYOAKS
HAS LOST ITS SEX APPEAL?
We used to have such a fun-
loving and sexy cast with me,
Jennifer Metcalfe and Gemma
Merna – we even did a really
hot calendar for you all to enjoy.
But that’s not to say Hollyoaks
still isn’t sexy!

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“I’m always
having a
boogie –
I’m like
Beyoncé
when I
go out”

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EY, JACK. DID YOU EVER
EXPECT TO SEE YOURSELF
AND BAD EDUCATION ON
THE BIG SCREEN?
Definitely not! I didn’t even think
we’d get another series when we first
wrote it. Being made into a film is
actually mad. I’ve always said that
the best way to get any kind of acting
work is to write a part for yourself!
HOW DOES IT TRANSLATE ON
TO THE BIG SCREEN?
Well, it’s bigger and bolder. Actually
it’s outrageous: the jokes alone would a child’s arm. Some real damage it. I’ve done it before
never have been allowed on the BBC. could have been done. when I had a part in
The film starts off in the Anne Frank WAS IT GREAT TO GET THE Frozen. I told everyone
museum where my character gets ORIGINAL CAST BACK about it and they cut me
spiked with magic mushrooms and TOGETHER? from the film. At least I can’t
ends up thinking Anne Frank wants It was awesome to get everyone back get cut from this film. I’ll
to escape. So there’s a huge chase involved for the film. Mathew Horne definitely be in it.
scene where he’s running through and Harry Enfield return and have WE’VE HEARD YOU
the streets of Amsterdam with their own separate plot where they HAD A SLIGHT ZIP
Anne under his arm. Oh, and then drive down to Cornwall in a camper WIRE MALFUNCTION
DURING FILMING...
PICS Alex James/Stay Still/Photoshot

I teabag a swan. van to rescue me. They did so much

SORRY? that I wasn’t involved in – so the first There’s a part where
We had to use a real swan and that time I saw it was in the editing suite. I go on England’s
INTERVIEW: Joe Barnes

was terrifying. I was actually quite I couldn’t stop howling with laughter. longest zip wire at
intimidated because the experts told HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO KEEP the Eden
me it could break a child’s arm and ALL OF THIS A SECRET? Project and
this [points below his belt] is just like My biggest worry was talking about before I go,

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 l e t s i t all
k
Jac out on
hang wire!
the zip
the kids pull my trousers
down and push me off. As
I’m flying through the air
with my trousers around
my ankles, the wind
changes direction and, just
like Boris Johnson, I got
stuck in the middle.
We didn’t close the
Eden Project so there
was a load of
Japanese tourists
taking photographs as
I was dangling there with my
arse out. My bollocks feature
quite heavily. I don’t know if
that is a selling point or not?
YOU’RE JUST LUCKY THEY
SURVIVED THE SWANS!
HOW DID CORNWALL
REACT TO ALL OF YOUR
ON-SET ANTICS?
Everyone was actually very
welcoming. A part of the plot is
about Cornish separatism and
a group of people who want
Cornwall to be its own country.
We were basically flying their
flag, like Cornish Bravehearts.
I’m hoping I don’t end up like
Mel Gibson – without a head or
shouting at my ex-girlfriend
down the phone!
IS THIS YOUR CHANCE TO
CRACK AMERICA?
This definitely isn’t my James
Corden moment – in fact this
film will play really badly out
there! It’s got zero appeal for
them because it’s so British.
I think we’ve taken the bullet
and made it just for the Brits –
even if that sounds very Ukip.
FINALLY, WHAT WAS THE
WORST SCHOOL TRIP YOU
EVER WENT ON?
I went to Hampton Court and
because I went to an all boys’
school, I was the one who ended
up dressed like Anne Boleyn in
a corset and a dress. I’ve had to
suppress that memory ’til now.

The Bad Education Movie

is in cinemas on 21 August

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I  
t’s likely you’ll recognise the
Essex stunner that is Lucy
Turner. After all, she’s a
#ZOOTwitties regular, so can
often be seen gracing the pages
of your favourite mag.
And, judging by her top
performance in our Hot 101
countdown (a solid debut 41st),
she’s clearly one of your
favourites, too. So we didn’t
hesitate at signing up the lovely
Lucy for her first ZOO shoot.
Armed with nothing more
than a bed, some curtains and
some very sexy lingerie, Lucy
delivers a jaw-dropping
performance. Let’s hope her
career is as long as her home
town’s famous pier…

HEY, LUCY! HOW DOES IT

FEEL TO BE ON YOUR
FIRST-EVER ZOO SHOOT?
It’s really exciting! I’ve always
wanted to shoot for ZOO and
now I’m finally here – it’s like
a dream come true!
OUR PLEASURE. IF WE GOT
ONE OF YOUR CLOSE
MATES TO DESCRIBE YOU,
WHAT WOULD THEY SAY?
I’d hope they’d say I’m a caring,
confident and outgoing person,
but they’d probably tell you
about the time I once stripped
off and streaked around the
pool while we were on holiday.
WOW! YOU’VE JUST GOT
BACK FROM IBIZA. ARE

“I STRIPPED
AND STREAKED
AROUND THE
POOL ONCE…”
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THERE ANY SIMILAR TALES
FROM THAT TRIP?
On the first night me and my
friends got very drunk and
decided it would be a good idea
to have a shower before we
went to bed. Instead of wasting
time we all jumped in together.
STEAMY! ANY MORE?
I ended up with a fat lip after
I drunkenly walked into a lamp
post. It was so embarrassing
and I spent the whole holiday
trying to cover it up.
WE KNOW YOU’RE A
BIG LOVE ISLAND FAN.
ARE YOU WATCHING
EX ON THE BEACH?
Of course! It’s way crazier
than Love Island and I really
enjoyed it when it was last
on. I think this series will get
really intense. I’d actually love
to go on the show one day!
HOW WOULD YOU
IMPRESS?
Before I went to Ibiza I bought
some really hot bikinis with
little mesh cut-outs that give
everyone a nice revealing tease
– just enough for people to be
interested in before my fun
side comes out.
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YOU LOOK FOR IN A BLOKE?
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 “ME AND MY
humour and must be able to
hold a conversation. One bloke
once took me to the cinema on a
date and we didn’t speak for the
FRIENDS GOT whole film. I might as well have
been at home on my own.
CAN YOU GIVE US AN
DRUNK AND
INTERESTING FACT ABOUT
SOUTHEND?
My favourite thing about
Southend is the theme park on
SHOWERED the seafront. One rollercoaster
there once broke the record for
the most naked riders! But don’t
TOGETHER”
go in the water – nobody knows
exactly what’s in it!
IS THAT SOMETHING YOU
AND YOUR MODELLING
MATES COULD TAKE ON?
It’s definitely a possibility – I’m
just not sure they’d let us on, as
we’d be far more X-rated than
the first group!
SO, DO YOU SUPPORT
SOUTHEND UNITED?
Well, all my family actually
support West Ham, but
I really like Arsenal.
WE BET THAT WENT
DOWN WELL…
I know! Maybe I should go
back to West Ham as they
beat Arsenal, but I’ve already
posted photos of me in an
Arsenal shirt so I wouldn’t
want to upset anyone!
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 ZO O EX CL U SI VE IN VE ST IG AT IO N
ZOO’s exclusive, compelling tale of the man who left his family to fight Islamic State...
S 
teve Kerr was like any
ordinary British bloke
going about his daily
life: working a regular day job
in a warehouse, occasionally
flicking through the news to
take in world events. But then,
something changed.
“It was December 2014
when I first heard about Daesh
[the Kurdish term for Islamic
State] and their atrocities
against the Kurds,” Steve
begins. At this time, Islamic
State militants were rampaging
through Iraq and Syria,
wreaking havoc on the peaceful
locals. This caught his attention
and compelled him to leave his
family and life in Northampton
to join the Kurdish efforts to
PICS: Corbis, Rex Features, Photoshot, Steve Kerr
stop the ISIS onslaught.
Here he tells ZOO what
it’s like taking on fearless
fighters on the frontline…
INTERVIEW: Joe Barnes
The journey to Iraq
“After seeing the initial
atrocities, I found a few
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Facebook posts from the Lions America, Germany, Italy, “The YPG’s tactics leave
Of Rojava [otherwise known France and Spain and they a lot to be desired, though.
as the YPG] appealing for the won’t take a penny for food The majority of their fighters
help of ex-military in their fight or even a haircut. are volunteers but come from
against ISIS in Kurdistan. I’d “When we got time off, a non-military background,
spent six years in the Royal I tried to relax with them as who receive just 45 days of
Green Jackets, so I felt like much as possible. They were training – most of which is
I had something to offer the always feeding us, but it’s very ideology to prepare them for
Kurdish people. basic, mostly just tomatoes, the battle against the Daesh.”
“I got in touch and they bread and rice. If we were lucky,
expressed their interest in me we would get some chicken
coming over. They gave me and potatoes.
a telephone number for
someone who runs a safe
house for foreign fighters in
Sulaymaniyah and was told to
phone them when I arrived at
the airport in Iraq. From there,
I was smuggled across the
border into Syria – which
wasn’t a problem until I had
a nine-hour march to Kobani
with 90lb of gear on my back!”
Kurdish hospitality
“The Kurds are some of the
most kind and gracious people
I’ve ever met. There were
around 150 foreigners from
S t e v e a nods
t h e Z a g rf l e !
sniper ri
An IS IS w ea po ns ca ch e
The battle
“The skill levels of the Daesh
are very similar to the YPG,
but they fight to the death: they
really don’t care. The YPG was
set up as a defence unit and will
never launch an attack against
them, so it’s constantly one step
forward and three steps back.
“As a unit, we became quite
resourceful at creating rather
impressive weapons. My
favourite was the Zagros, which
was basically a sniper rifle
made using the barrel of a
heavy-duty machine gun. It
packs a punch and has a range
of around 3,000 metres.
“We didn’t often get close to
the enemy and would normally
engage them at around 600 to
700 metres. Most of the fighting
is done with anti-aircraft
cannons or mortar rounds.
“There were 150 foreign fighters”
Sometimes they managed to
sneak up close enough for us
to use our rifles, but soon fled.
The closest reported sighting
I heard of was 10 metres.”
The journey home
“The YPG sent me home for
specialist treatment on my left
eye after some shrapnel
became lodged in it when
a mortar round struck five
metres away from my position.
I’ve got little vision at the
moment, which made me
useless as I shoot left-handed.
“I’ve heard of Brits who KO STA SC UR FI EL D MAC ER GIFF ORD JIM ATHERTON
have travelled back and the The ex-Royal Marine Quit his lucrative Sold his Sierra
police have brought them in became the first job as a banker to Cosworth to raise
at the airport for eight hours of Briton to be killed join YPG to show funds for his trip.
fighting ISIS after the Kurds were not A member of
questioning, but that hasn’t he was hit by a in the fight alone Dwekh Nawsha
put me off. I’ll be back in a few mortar in the Syrian and not forgotten despite having no
months when my eye has fully city of Al-Qamishli. by the West. military experience.
recovered.”
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 R ya n G ig g s, P au l S c h o le s
& N ic k y B u tt ta lk to ZO O !

“We might hire Sir Alex!”

We step into the boardroom with the Class Of ’92 to hear about their stewardship of non-league Salford City...

H C la s s O f ’9 2
I GENTS! THESE ARE
EXCITING TIMES AT
YOUR CLUB RIGHT
w it h S ir A le x
NOW – CHAMPIONS, AND
GOING FROM STRENGTH
TO STRENGTH. YOU’LL
HAVE ALL THE
MANCHESTER UNITED
FANS COMING DOWN TO
SALFORD CITY SOON...
RYAN GIGGS Ha, ha! We’ve
already had a few, which is
good. Of course we try to make
the best of us being involved,
and if it brings more fans to the
ground, then so be it. We’ve
seen a bigger rise in attendance
than any other club in the
country over the past season,
from 150 to around 800 fans on
match days! finished our careers. In players started taking over a through the ranks and it was a
PAUL SCHOLES Sir Alex coaching you don’t typically little bit from the staff. Winning real family unit. We have the
hasn’t been down yet! He could last that long whereas, as promotion has shown us we same approach with the players
take a session if we asked him! an owner, you can. We made the right choice. we bring in so we’re not just
SHOULDN’T DAVID spent our childhood playing ARE YOU WORKING ON thinking about this season but
BECKHAM BE A MEMBER OF football in Salford so it was DEVELOPING YOUR OWN players who can be here in
THE BOARDROOM TOO? a no-brainer really. CLASS OF ’92 AT SALFORD? three years’ time.
RG We did speak to him, but SPEAKING OF NOT RG One thing we plan to build MUST BE A LONG WAY
at the time he was busy trying LASTING LONG IN and develop is an academy, FROM YOUR ROLE AT THE
to get his MLS franchise idea COACHING, HOW HARD and have young players come UNITED ACADEMY, NICKY?
off the ground, so the timing WAS IT TO SACK YOUR through. That’s what we hope NB It’s great working with
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wasn’t great. We understood it,
but it was a shame.
WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO
BUY SALFORD CITY FC IN
THE FIRST PLACE?
INTERVIEW: Steven Ecott
MANAGER LAST SEASON? to do if it’s sustainable, and Louis van Gaal and I’m just
PS Very difficult, the way to do that is to bring adding to what I’ve already
especially after players through who believe learnt from all the other
our great start in the way we play. unbelievable managers I’ve
to the season. IS IT ALL ABOUT PLAYING had in my career, such as

RG Like most ideas it came But things THE MAN UNITED WAY? Sir Alex and Sir Bobby
from Gary Neville. We weren’t right in NICKY BUTT We were brought Robson. But at least if
wanted something we could the dressing up with continuity from Sir everything goes
do 15 to 20 years after we room, and the Alex Ferguson bringing us pear-shaped, I’ve
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 always got Salford City to fall
back on!
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would be unbelievable, but
it’s hard to imagine now so
I’m not going to say.

Class Of ’92: Out Of

Their League starts on BBC
One in early September
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 Ahead of their first massive test of the season, Dr Didi puts his former club
under the microscope to assess whether they’re in rude health

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 MONDAY Premier League
24 AUGUST Arsenal vs Liverpool
Sky Sports 1, 7pm
Needs !
monitoring
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On the touchline
“After the way last season finished
with a 6-1 reverse at Stoke, there was
a lot of talk about whether Brendan
Rodgers would still be at Anfield for
this campaign. Instead, the coaching
staff was replaced. Rodgers is
favourite for the sack race, but
I don’t see it. He’ll have at least six
to seven months to prove himself.”
Fully
fit!
Full-back
“They’ve recruited well. Joe
Gomez has come up from the
Championship but is a strong
boy and looks very promising,
while Nathaniel Clyne has
been the best right-back in
the country for a while now,
so he was a great
acquisi
Didi Hamann launched Racing Post’s The Big Kick-Off betting guide, available now
m racingpost.com and featuring all the top tips and odds for the 2015-16 football season
Pass!
In the nets
“Simon Mignolet has had his
struggles and they have been very
well documented, but after he was
dropped and came back into the side
last season, he has been outstanding.
I wouldn’t change him for anybody
outside of Chelsea’s Thibault Courtois
and Manchester United’s David de
Gea.”
C r it ic a l
c o n d it io n !
Middle of the park
“My biggest worry about this team
is in the centre of midfield. James
Milner has a big role to play because
of his experience, but would you
fancy him, Jordan Henderson, Emre
Can and Joe Allen over Santi Cazorla,
Mesut Ozil, Francis Coquelin and
Aaron Ramsey? They could get
overrun by the top sides in this area.”
Niggling!
problem
C entre of defence
“Martin Skrtel could have easily
replaced Steven Gerrard as captain.
He needs a good partner, so one of
Dejan Lovren or Mamadou Sakho
need to make that left centre-back
berth their own. Lovren got the nod
at the start of the season, but at £20m
and £18m respectively, they’ve not
been anywhere near good enough.”
Road to !
recovery
Up front
“Replacing the goals of Luis Suarez
and Daniel Sturridge was too much
for Rickie Lambert and Mario
Balotelli. With a proven goalscorer
like Christian Benteke coming in,
Adam Lallana should kick on now.
Roberto Firmino also looks like he’ll
be a hit. He won’t be frightened by
the physical aspect of the league.”
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 Social secretary
It’s not just on the pitch where
young Root delivers, he’s just as
important in the social domain
as well. A matador outfit went
down a storm when he dressed
up to host a quiz on a pre-Ashes
trip to Spain, and he never has
an issue leading the squad in
a celebratory sing-song…

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 No job too small
If you think fame has gone to his head,
think again. After brother Billy spent the
Fourth Test running around with water
for England, Joe returned the favour
by using the extra time off from whipping
the Aussies to carry out 12th man
duties for his brother’s Sheffield
Collegiate CC game.

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 On your
m a r ks . . .

Get set for

the fastest
race of all time!
Forget Beijing 2008. Forget London 2012. Here is why
this month’s World Championship 100m will leave every
other sprint finale eating its dust...
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 And here’s the
Brit looking to
beat them all!
As he heads out to Beijing, British
speedster James Dasaolu talks to
ZOO about joining the sub-10 club
and chasing down Usain Bolt...

JAMES, YOU’RE BRITAIN’S SECOND-FASTEST MAN

OF ALL TIME. DO YOU HAVE THAT LINE ON YOUR
BUSINESS CARD?
Ha ha. I’m afraid to disappoint you, but I don’t.
YOU SHOULD! WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS LIKE IN
THE SUB-10 CLUB?
Joining the sub-10 club was one of many goals I have
in racing, so it was great to achieve it and run 9.91
seconds. The main benefit for me is that I was able to
get onto the Diamond League circuit and just get in the
bigger races against higher quality athletes.
YOU WON EUROPEAN GOLD IN 2014. CAN YOU

B o lt -t in g to
COMPLETE THE HAT-TRICK WITH THE WORLDS
THIS YEAR AND THE OLYMPICS IN 2016?

G o ld in B e ij in g !
Every athlete wants to win medals and I have done
so at European level. Naturally, the next step up would
be to grab a medal on the world stage. I always remain
process driven on running my best possible race, so
we’ll see.
TEAM GB’S CHIJINDU UJAH AND ADAM GEMILI
HAVE ALSO RUN SUB-10 SECONDS. IF IT WASN’T
FOR USAIN BOLT, WOULD THIS BE A GOLDEN ERA
OF BRITISH SPRINTING?
Regardless of Usain Bolt, it still is a golden era in British
sprinting. The sub-10 and sub-20 runners we have are
young and still have more to give.
WHAT DOES IT REALLY FEEL LIKE LINING UP
AGAINST BOLT?
It’s always an honour facing the fastest man in history,
but you can’t focus on your opponents. So when I’m on
the track, I’m only thinking about what I have to do and
my own lane.
ONCE THE CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE OVER, WHAT
IS THE BANNED TREAT YOU’RE MOST LOOKING
FORWARD TO?
Definitely doughnuts!

SATURDAY Athletics The World Athletics Championships will be

exclusively live on the BBC across TV, radio and online
22 AUGUST 2015 World Championships from Saturday 22 August
BBC One, 12.10pm
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 Man United 1-0 Spurs
8 AUGUST, 24 TH MINUTE

“How?
He f**king
kicked it out!” Everton 2-2 Watford
Kyle Walker 8 AUGUST, 42 ND MINUTE

“Eh? What have

I done? But I did
get to the ball
Watford’s No9 Troy
Spurs defender Kyle Walker Deeney fails to blag his
rages after he battles Wayne way out of an inevitable
Rooney on the wing, only to
see the ball given to United before him!” yellow card for his
nasty foul on Everton’s
Brendan Galloway.
despite his best efforts.
Troy Deeney

T H E
Norwich 1-3 Palace
ORIGI 8 AUGUST, 7 TH MINUTE
AND B L N A
E
P r e m Ri e v e a l i n g t S T !
mo er Leagu he
uths s e
i n c e 2 p o t t y-
005! “You come over
here, you get
back! Go
away! Oi!
Chelsea 2-2 Swansea Calm it!”
8 AUGUST, 84 TH MINUTE Simon Hooper

The ref defuses the chaos

after Palace’s Glenn Murray
makes a lunging challenge on
Norwich’s Graham Dorrans.

Chelsea 2-2 Swansea

8 AUGU ST, 52 ND MINU ITE

“Hey!
F**king
come back!” “It was outside
Jose Mourinho the box. There’s
The Special One fires out a ferocious rant two of us The Chelsea captain
defends Thibaut

behind him!”
at his own side’s medical staff as they Courtois’ red card-
sprint to the aid of an injured Eden Hazard worthy “last man”
late in the game, leaving them with just tackle on Swansea’s
eight outfield players temporarily. John Terry Bafetimbi Gomis.

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 A

Which Premier League

1 club released West
Ham starlet Reece
Can you link Chelsea
Oxford before he made the
move to east London? 9 players Cesc Fabregas,
Thibaut Courtois and
Who is the current
2 100m world
champion?
Radamel Falcao with the first
cars they owned?
Rising UFC star
3
Can you name the
5
How many Champions True or false: new 10 Paige VanZant hit
player who turned up
at St James’ Park in
League winners are in
the Stoke squad? 8 West Brom man
Salomon Rondon is
the beach to prepare
for her upcoming bout
a tuxedo for his debut on the Joe Root is now the the first-ever Venezuelan to against Alex Chambers in
opening day of the season? 6 No1-ranked Test
batsman in world
play in the Premier League? which weight division?
cricket. How many
? runs did he tot up in
the first four 2015
Ashes Tests?
A 400 B 512 C 443
Which
7 Liverpool
player is
nicknamed David
4 Who won the 2014
Belgian Grand Prix?
Blaine by his
teammates?

FA N Z O N E ! THE BEST
BANTER FROM
THE BACK OF
THE STANDS
Chant of
the week!
“Are you
watching
TRANSFER
Alvaro
Vadillo
WATCH

Real Betis to Spurs,

£17m

Where’s Ogbonna? Pochettino tries

West Ham new boy Allardyce?” again for the
Angelo Ogbonna has “We’re West Spanish attacker
after Betis turned
been upgraded to cult
hero status after not only Ham United, we him down in
playing Arsenal off the play on the floor” January.
pitch at the Emirates
Stadium in his debut, but
also for not even knowing Rap pundit West Ham fans sing
Keita
Euro trips where he was, having Jermaine Jenas brought up Bilic’s free-
Balde Diao
German legend Bastian tweeted his excitement a touch of urban to MOTD flowing side with
PICS: Getty Images, Offside, Action Images

Schweinsteiger has at playing at… Wembley. after taking up a challenge a pop at old gaffer Lazio to Arsenal,
endeared himself to his £10.6m
to sneak Krept and Sam Allardyce
Man Utd teammates by Konan’s song title Freak back-to-back The Gunners have
inviting them to the Of The Week into his been put on red
beer-guzzling festival, analysis. Calling Arsenal’s alert after Lazio’s
Oktoberfest. Not quite the loss to West Ham the 20-year-old striker
Euro trips the club were “freak of the week” gave handed in a
expecting after getting a very different take on transfer request.
back into the top four! what the rap duo meant.

ANSWERS: 1 Spurs 2 Usain Bolt, Jamaica 3 Chancel Mbemba 4 Daniel Ricciardo, Red Bull 5 5 (Bojan, Ibrahim Afellay, Marc Muniesa, Marko Arnautovic & Xherdan Shaqiri)
6 C 7 Philippe Coutinho 8 False, he is the second Venezuelan after Fulham’s Fernando Amorebieta 9 Cesc Fabregas – C, Thibaut Courtois – A, Falcao – B 10 Strawweight
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