Chris Rock - “Stripper Myth”

PEOPLE, PLACES, THINGS, WORDS PHRASES, CLICHES, EVENTS.

(DON’T FORGET OPPOSITES).

STRIPPER COLLEGE
G-STRING BOOKS
THONG GRADES
$1 BILLS GRADUATE SCHOOL
HIGH HEELS PARKING
BACHELOR PARTY BACHELOR’S DEGREE
TRANSPARENT STRIPPER EARLY CLASSES
HEELS
ATM STUDYING

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MAKE IT RAIN PROBATION
VIP LATE NIGHT PAPERS
LAP DANCE MID-TERMS
BOUNCER NIGHT SCHOOL
CANDY HIGHLIGHTERS
CHERRY DEBT
MERCEDES STUDENT LOANS
CHARITY ASB
ANATOMY ASSOCIATED STUDENT BODY
PSYCHOLOGY LIBRARY
DANCE RESEARCH
POLE DORM
$100 for 15 mins MAJOR
THONGS INTRAMURAL SPORTS
G-STRING GREEK SYSTEM
SEXY LINGERIE HAZING
TEDDY SORORITIES
TOPLESS STUDY GROUPS
FULL NUDE STUDY PARTNER
EXPENSIVE DRINKS COMMENCEMENT
BUY THE STRIPPER A DRINK GRADUATION

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COVER CHARGE DIPLOMA
2-DRINK MINIMUM TWERK UNIVERSITY
POLE DANCE MASCOT
LOTS OF SINGLES ($1 BILLS) TWERK U
SMART 4.0 GPA
BACHELORS NORFOLK U
MOTOR BOAT TURN YOUR TASSELS
HAND KAPPA THI TUITION
D.J. STUDENT LOAN
GENTLEMEN GET OUT YOUR SUMMA CUM LAUDE
DOLLARS
GENTLEMEN’S CLUB GRANT
SPEARMINT RHINO PELL GRANT
NIPPLES SCHOLARSHIP
NICE ASS FULL RIDE
THAT’S SOME TITLE IX ASS TITLE IX
RIGHT THERE.
POLE DANCE THETA KAPPA PHI
SMART STRIPPER CLASS SCHEDULE
CRAZY GIRLS PREREQUISITES
CRAZY HORSE CAMPUS CLUBS
SPEND A LOT OF MONEY CAMPUS COPS

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ATM DORMS
ON CAMPUS HOUSING
OFF CAMPUS HOUSING
SUBJECTS
MAJOR IN ANATOMY
BIOLOGY
WHORE TIT CULTURE HORTICULTURE
PHYSICS
CHEMISTRY
ENGLISH
LITERATURE CLASS
LIT
POLITICAL SCIENCE
POLI-SCI
CLASSICAL LIT
WESTERN CIVILIZATION
THEATER
DANCE
FILM
COMMUNICATIONS
BUSINESS

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 MUSIC
THE ARTS
FULL RIDE
FINAL GRADE
FINALS
TRIMESTER
SEMESTER
QUARTER SYSTEM
5-YEAR PLAN
MASCOT
BIG 10 UNIVERSITIES
IVY LEAGUE COLLEGES
THE DEAN

When it was time to turn ​her ​tassel, it was announced by a

DJ.

The Dean was just the name of a regular customer.

There should be a rule, that if you meet a stripper who’s in
college, you shouldn’t just get a lap dance, you should get
a full ride.

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I could tell that stripper went to college, because when she
went to show her titties, they put her name up using a
highlighter.

At graduation, she didn’t just turn her tassel, she spun ‘em
(Act out indicating the tassels are on her nipples)

“My boyfriend studied political science. I just studied pole

science.”

Where’d she graduate from? Norfolk U?

She was a proud graduate of Twerk University. University

are not usually partisan but you know how the Democrats
mascot is a Donkey. Twerk University is all about the ass.

Doing a commencement speech: “Hello Class of $100 for

15 minutes!”

She graduated at the top of her pole.

STRIPPER: I graduated college. I have a Bachelors…

GUY: What was your focus?
STRIPPER: Uhm (Twirl hair in fingers) … Bachelors!

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They don’t throw their caps in the air, they just made it
rain.

(ACT OUT: Looking at a Hot Stripper): That’s some Title

IX ass right there.

That is what I call an associated student body. ​I think I’m

gonna get a VIP from an ASB

Strippers in College. That’s where every one graduates

Magna Cum Loudly. It’s a typical graduation ceremony.
The band’s playing Pomp and Circumcision.

Graduation Ceremony has a 2-drink minimum.

She got her degree in Psychology. Yeah, Advanced

Daddy Issues.

I belonged to a sorority. Wanna Toucha Thi.

I don’t know what kinda GPA she had, but I know she got
A’s in Anatomy.

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Think about it. If you meet a stripper who’s stripping to pay
for college. Then you’re not just some old pervert paying
for lap dances. You’re contributing to her college fund.
You’re a philanthropist.

What’s the difference between a regular stripper and a

stripper in college. The college stripper has her eyes on
the bachelors.

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