BPOV

I found myself watching the clock, the minutes seemed to drag, on and on. The fact that
Edward had excused himself the use the bathroom 10 minutes ago didn't help either. I
thought it was a weird request, but then he winked at me and left the room. 9:03. Two
more minutes. I thought about asking to be excused but the teacher knew Edward and I
were a thing, so there would be no chance he would let me. I could wait two minutes.
Edward can back and took his seat beside me and looked at the teacher, obviously not
wanting to discuss what he was up to for the last 11 minutes. I turned to face him, so that
I could ask him a question, Edwards head snapped up towards the window and he tilted
his head in the direction of the window.
I turned my head just in time to see the principal and Carlisle walking Emmett with
Rosalie attached to his body in a very compromising position, out to the parking lot.
Rosalie's dress was covering most of the top half of her body, but the bottom half was
completely visible to anyone who was watching including the principal. I scanned the
parking lot and my eyes stopped dead on huge blur of pink. Carlisle had parked his
Mercedes right beside Emmett's Jeep. It was funny to watch Carlisle face drop when the
principal started to shake with laugher, then look back at Carlisle in disbelief as he got
into his pink Mercedes.
The principal was shaking his head and talking to Emmett. The principal turned and
walked away quickly. Emmett struggled to get into his Jeep with Rosalie. It was kinda
strange to watch a vampire having trouble doing anything. I guess he really couldn't help
it since as I looked across the lawn, I saw a huge group of students with their faces stuck
to the window of building 6.
Emmett finally managed to get himself into the Jeep and he sped away. I turned back to
Edward and he had his fingers pinching the bridge of his nose, shaking silently in his
seat. The rest of the class past rather quickly and as soon as the bell rang, I turn to
Edward, who burst out laughing. I don't think I have ever heard Edward laugh so loud.
He actually doubled over, that was a first.
"Edward…Edward." I tried to get his attention but he had not moved out of his seat and
he was still laughing. Finally after a minute, he sat up and calmed himself. "Edward, were
you watching something else, it really wasn't that funny." I said as I looked at him still
shaking slightly.
"The scene was funny, but you should have heard the conversation and the thoughts
going on with it." Edward said finally still. He took my hand and we walked to the
parking lot. Alice met us there. "Ready Edward?" She asked as she walked over to us.
"Your leaving?" I asked sounding like a small child who was just told there is no Santa
"Your coming with us." Edward said kissing my forehead. Immediately I began smiling.
"So are you going to tell me what was going on outside?" I asked when no one made a
move to leave.
"In the car we are just waiting on Jasper." Edward said in a whisper. "He's just around the
corner, let's go."
Edward led me to the door and made sure I was in then whipped around to the driver side
door, just as Jasper reached the car. Edward pulled out of the parking and stated to tell us
what we missed.
"Carlisle was in the office talking to the principal, trying to explain why Emmett should
not be expelled. I heard the principal asking Carlisle if Emmett acted like this at home,
Carlisle said no of course and proceeded to explain that normally things at our home are
quite relaxed and calm most of the time. The principle was thinking that it was probably
true with Carlisle being a doctor. Carlisle told the principle that he would never allow any
of his children to do anything so childish again. They shook hands and started to walk
Emmett and Rosalie out to the parking lot. When the principle saw Carlisle's car he told
Carlisle he thought that car was a good showing of childish behaviour, laughing. He said
he knew that was Emmett's vehicle right away. He thought to himself that only Emmett
or someone who was completely insane would drive a car like that. When he saw Carlisle
get into the car, he was shocked, he was thinking that he finally figured out why Carlisle
never paid attention to the nurses at the hospital, he was gay. Then he started to picture
Carlisle with a tutu on prancing around the hospital at night, singing show tunes."
Edward was shaking with laughter again.
"When Carlisle pulled away and he saw the same words on Emmett truck he almost had a
heart attack. He was picturing all us dancing around our house in tutu's singing. Emmett
made a comment about it being absurd that he be expelled for this little prank, and the
principal turned to Emmett thinking that getting all hot and steamy with your girlfriend in
a broom closet after coming to school naked was hardly a prank. Rosalie asked if he
could see her underwear, before he could comment to Emmett, he glanced at her exposed
underwear and then turned his face away and blurted out that he loved the color purple,
and then stammered something like 'get out of here' but he was thinking that if his wife
wore panties like those he wouldn't have to spend most nights …pleasing himself in their
bathroom before bed. He was getting excited, his thoughts turned filthy after that."
Edward was still smiling, but Alice was angry.
"Alice, what's wrong?" I asked not sure why she wasn't laughing too.
"He thinks I wear a tutu." Alice said through her teeth
Edward and I laughed again, but Jasper put his arm around and Alice and started to
Whisper in her ear.
"Where are we going?" I asked Edward.
"We are going to the hospital, to see Carlisle." Edward said with a smile.
"We are going to see Carlisle?" I said confused.
"Don't worry Bella, I just need to talk to him, we are going to go back to school after
lunch." Edward said running his finger down my cheek.
We pulled into the hospital parking lot and saw a crown of people standing huddled
around what I would have to guess was Carlisle's car. Edward laughed again, but he
stopped quickly.
We parked a few spots from the end of the lot and walked to the front doors. Edward kept
stifling his laughter as we walked. I imagine that the car Carlisle drove to work today was
in everyone's thoughts. We found Carlisle in his office face covered by a huge medical
text book. "Hiding Carlisle." Edward chided.
"I have to, all the nurses are worked into a frenzy over the car, they think…" Carlisle
started.
"That you are now single, and looking for love." Edward said with a huge smile.
"Yeah something like that." Carlisle said, shaking his head at Edward.
"We came to tell you that the principal of the school is planning on an impromptu visit to
our house right at 3:00pm and since we all have to be in school, we thought maybe you
could tell Esme and Emmett to expect company." Edward said. "Also the principal is
seriously considering calling the police on Emmett but Alice says he has not decided
yet."
"You know you could have just phoned to tell me that Edward you didn't have to come
all the way down here, and make Bella miss school." Carlisle said sternly.
"Oh I know, but I just wanted to see how the new paint job on your car was working out
for you. Plus Alice saw some woman coming in here in about 2 minutes and throwing
open her lab coat wearing nothing. By the way Esme is on her way here right now. She
should be here in 2 minutes." Edward said with a small laugh.
"Ah thank you. I see now why calling would not have been helpful, too little too late." He
laughed a little.
We chatted for a minute, Well Edward chatted mostly he told Carlisle what the principal
was thinking about earlier at the school and then there was a quick knock at the door right
before it was flung open. A tall blond woman had both hand clutching her lab coat, stood
in the doorway appraised the room and turned to leave, right as Esme came walking into
Carlisle's office. "Hello dear." Carlisle said as he got up from his chair.
We said our goodbyes and left the two of them together. Edward drove us back to school
just in time for lunch. We went and sat in the cafeteria. I wasn't really hungry, so we all
just sat and talked about some of the comments that were made about Emmett and
Rosalie's very well viewed departure from school this morning.
"So are we going to continue our game tonight?" I asked when the conversation started to
trail off.
"Sure do you think Charlie will mind?" Edward asked.
"No he won't, I'll call him after lunch." Alice chimed in before I could answer.
Sometimes it was very convenient having Alice around, especially where Charlie was
concerned, he had a hard time to say no to her.
"Alice." I started to ask, but was interrupted.
"We are going to continue the game after the first bell for lunch, Emmett and Rose are on
their way here." Alice squealed with excitement.
"Better start thinking of a good dare Bella." Jasper said in a coy tone.
"You mean one for you?" I teased.
"Be nice Bella, you may look all innocent but I have seen you in action." Jasper said with
a laugh.
"Oh you haven't seen anything yet, you guys have been very hard on Edward the last few
turns so, I think some payback is in the cards for today." I said giving Jasper my best
vaudeville eyebrows.
Jasper laughed "Edward I think Bella, has a mean streak you better watch out."
"I know Jazz but currently that mean streak is not pointed at me so I think I am in the
clear." Edward whispered as he leaned across the table towards Jasper.
Edward look at me and smiled. "Time to go, Rosalie and Emmett are in the parking lot."
"What the heck is Emmett wearing that for?" Alice asked out loud knowing we had no
idea what she was talking about.
The four of us waked out of the cafeteria and into the parking lot. Rosalie was standing
beside Edwards Volvo, but I couldn't see Emmett. "Emmett get out here, it was your
bright idea to wear that stupid get up in the first place." Rosalie said in a curt tone.
Emmett came out from behind the trees dressed like some army commando or something.
He started to walk, then rolled himself behind a car, and then scrawled past the bumper,
and finally stood up right beside Jasper. Emmett was smiling from ear to ear. "I figured
after this morning I should get into stealth mode." Emmett said in a completely serious
voice.
Everyone except Rosalie laughed, she just scoffed and rolled her eyes. "It's my turn
right?" I said once everyone stopped laughing.
"Yes love," Edward said looking down and staring into my eyes. I lost my train of
thought and had to blink a few times before I could remember what I wanted to say.
"Jasper, truth or dare?" I asked looking at jasper giving him my vaudeville eyebrows
again.
"Bella, why are you pointing that mean streak at me?" Jasper asked with a smile. "Dare."
BPOV
"Jasper you know I think of you like a brother right?" I asked turning my face to look at
Alice.
Just then her eyes flew open. "Isabella Marie Swan if you think for one second that I am
going to allow that, you are seriously mistaken." She snapped at me.
"Alice if you just saw it happening, then obviously you do allow it." I said laughing a
little. Alice was still fuming a little but she said nothing realizing that I was right.
"Jasper your dare is to take Lauren to senior prom, and you have make sure she goes with
you." I said with a smug smile on my face.
"Bella, that is not fair, Lauren is a superficial twit. Besides Alice will kill me" Jasper said
in a pleading voice.
Alice smiled at me and walked over to Jasper. Sensing that I should elaborate on the dare
I turned to Jasper and now Alice who was standing with him, her lips at his ear. "Jasper, I
may have forgoten to mention this but it has to be Lauren Mallory, the one who attends
our school, I thought I would clarify just in case your wife got any sneaky ideas." I
smiled at Alice who, stopped talking to Jasper and shot me a dirty look.
I glanced up at Edward, he had a smirk on his face. "I told you that mean streak was not
pointed at me." Edward teased Jasper who was brooding now. Alice was at his side not
smiling.
"Alice don't be mad. You were the one who gave Edward the dare to take Jessica out on a
date. I had to deal with that." I said in a sympathetic voice.
"Yeah Bella on a date, not to prom." Alice scowled.
"Well the prom is a date." I retorted.
"Fine Bella, I will take Lauren but watch yourself with Alice I think she intends to make
you suffer for this." Jasper said no hint of joke in his voice. "Alice truth or dare?"
"Jazz!" Alice wheeled around and stared at her husband with bewildered eyes.
"Come on Alice, don't worry with me giving you the dare you know it won't be bad."
Jasper said and wrapped his arms around Alice's waist.
"Fine, dare."
"Alice your dare is to audition for the school play, I believe that they are doing peter pan.
You can try out for the part of Tinkerbell." Jasper finished through a laugh.
Emmett fell to the ground laughing. Everyone was laughing now except for Alice who
was standing there tapping her foot, looking a lot like Tinkerbell, "Jasper." Alice whined.
"I can't wait to see you being tossed around on wires dressed like Tinkerbell, Alice our
little fairy." Emmett said and continued to roar with laughter.
"Fine Jasper, I will do your stupid dare," Alice said a smile spreading across her face.
"Emmett truth or dare?" she snapped.
"Dare of course." Emmett said standing up.
"Ok you think it so funny that I have to audition for the stupid school play, your dare is to
audition too, but you have to make sure you get the part you audition for by any means
necessary." Alice said laughing.
"Oh I don't think so, there is no way I am going to audition for anything. I am not
prancing about in tights for no one." Emmett said in a stern voice.
"Fine Emmett but you know the rules if you back out on a dare twice you have to give
away your most prized possession. I will take the keys to you Jeep please." Alice said
holding out her hand.
Emmett whipped his head around and sat on the ground. "Fine I will audition for the
stupid play, but I am not wearing tights." He said.
"Emmett you will wear whatever the part requires, that is part of the dare. So which part
are you going to try out for?" Alice said smiling.
"Maybe I will audition for the part of a tree." Emmett said sarcastically. "Fine you guys
want to play dirty. Edward truth or dare?"
"Emmett you can't dare me to do that." Edward said flatly.
"I can dare you anything I want, these guys are getting crazy with the dares I figured I
would start to play dirty too." Emmett said smugly.
"I will never do that on a dare." Edward said through clenched teeth.
"Well you know can always pick truth Edward." Emmett said excitedly.
"Fine truth." Edward said looking down.
"Edward have you ever touched Bella while she was sleeping? And I mean touched her
Edward. Don't give me a lame of answer like yeah her hand. I can start explaining places
I am referring to if you want." Emmett smirking at Edward.
"No, I get it Emmett." Edward said annoyed. "Yes." Was all he said and then lowered his
head again.
"Where?" Emmett said excited again.
"Her…chest." Edward said without lifting his head.
I was blushing new shades of red again. I looked over to Edward but he was still looking
down.
"Edward I knew you had a sick mind, wait till she is asleep then have fun, way to go
Edward." Emmett said giving Jasper a high five.
Edward growled at Emmett "I do not wait for her to fall asleep Emmett, I am not like
you."
"So then how did you manage to touch her…chest then Edward, please enlighten us."
Emmett said curiously.
I looked down thinking it might make things easier for him if he didn't have to look at me
while he explained this one. Edward didn't answer, he leaned his head down and lifted
my chin so I was looking at him. I was blushing, I could feel my cheeks were burning hot
right now.
"Bella, you know I would never act so crassly with you, especially while you were
sleeping. However it was a few weeks ago, and you were having a nightmare. You were
moving around in your sleep and you looked in danger of falling off your bed. I bent
down to roll you over, but you moved before I noticed and I ended up pushing you back
on the bed with my hands pressed against your… um chest." Edward looked embarrassed
if that was even possible for a vampire. "I'm sorry Bella."
"I don't care Edward, really not a big deal. Maybe next time you want to have my breasts
in your hands you can wake me up first." I said and then kissed his hand.
"So Edward are you going to wake her up next time, or are you just going to accidentally
hold them in her sleep again." Emmett said as he hid behind Rosalie.
Edward growled at Emmett again. Then he turned and smiled at me "Trust me if I am
going to touch you like that again you will be awake."
"Bella Truth or Dare?" Edward said, with a wicked smile.
Huh, did I just hear him right did he just say my name. "Edward?" I said his name like a
question.
"Yes Bella," he said in his musical voice
I looked at him for a second trying to judge if he was joking, he just looked at me and
flashed me my favourite crooked smile. "Dare."
BPOV
I was getting a little nervous trying to think of all the dares that Edward could give me. I
was getting seriously worried now thinking he might dare me to do something really
crazy like elope tonight. What would I do with that, well at least it would make the
honeymoon come faster. Finally after a few seconds he spoke and I was relieved , then
mortified it was worse, way worse.
"Bella your dare is to sit in a pumpkin, and anytime someone passes you must show them
a picture of me and say 'my peter left me here, have you seen him.'"
"Edward Cullen," I scowled. "I will not sit in a pumpkin."
"Can't you see the humour in it love. Everyone is always saying how protective I am of
you, Peter pumpkin eater kept his wife in a pumpkin, I thought it was a good analogy."
Edward said smirking at me.
"Where are you going to get a pumpkin big enough for me to sit in it." I said smugly,
thinking that there was no way he could find one.
Edward glanced to the left. My eyes darted the to the end of the parking lot and saw a
huge orange pumpkin sitting there completely hollowed out with a chair in it.
"Edward, when did you…how?" I couldn't finish I was too shocked.
"I found it last night, and had Emmett hollow it out for me." Edward said still smiling.
"You knew that you were going to make me sit in a pumpkin last night?" I said
incredulously, my voice raised as I almost yelled the last two words.
"Calm down Bella, I brought you chair." Emmett chimed in.
"You, are so going to pay for this Edward, you think your brothers and sisters made you
crazy with this game, I haven't had a turn to dare you yet and trust me when I do, even
Jasper won't be able to calm you down." I said scowling and pointing my fingers into his
chest.
"Whoa Bella." Emmett said smiling. "And I thought you were tame."
"Emmett I wouldn't talk to me right now, as far as I am concerned you are just as guilty
as Edward since you helped him with this." I said as I turned and glared at him.
"Bella, love, seriously it is not that bad." Edward said as he tried to take my hand. I
moved my hand and walked away from him.
"Stupid vampires and their stupid vampire strength. Who brings a giant pumpkin to
school?" I said under my breath as I walked to the end of the parking lot, just off the
doors to building 3 and climbed into the stupid rotten pumpkin and plunked down on the
chair. I looked down and a plank of wood had been placed there so I wouldn't have to
stand in pumpkin gunk. Edward's picture was laying on the floor in front of me.
"Bella please." Edward said as he tried to take my hand yet again.
"Edward I am doing your stupid dare, but I don't have to like you right now, just go play
with Emmett."
I turned my head to the sound of singing. "Peter, Peter pumpkin eater had a Bella and
couldn't keep, he put her in a pumpkin shell and there she stayed against her will."
Emmett sang loudly over and over again.
"Emmett that is so not funny." I said in an angry whisper knowing her could hear me
clearly.
"Hey I am just trying to help you get into character Bella." Emmett said and then
continued to sing loudly.
"Emmett, I think you better stop." Edward said , then moving at vampire speed to
physically stop him, when he continued against the treat.
I heard a loud thump "ow' Must be Emmett. I smiled.
I started blushing when the bell rang. I knew the onslaught of students was about to
descend upon me. I gritted my teeth and started to breathe deeply calming myself. I was
hoping I wasn't blushing too much, but I knew better than to hope for that, I could feel
the heat in my cheeks.
The first students walked out and spotted me sitting there. I mean how could they miss
me I was in a huge orange pumpkin in the middle of the yard, kinda hard to miss. Great
they are walking over. I held up the paper and started talking.
Emmett started to sing that stupid Peter, Peter pumpkin eater song again, from behind the
pumpkin, and I cringed. Everyone who was walking by now started to laugh and point. I
knew my cheeks would be bright red. "Wow Bella you almost match the pumpkin."
Emmett Whispered through the pumpkin, and then he broke into another round of
singing.
I turned and glared at the back of the pumpkin trying to burn a hole through it with my
anger, wishing I was beside him with a baseball bat, a big metal one. He only sang
louder. Once the second bell rang and all but a few students had gone into their next
classes, Edward walked over and said I was finished. I jumped up out of the chair and
stomped off behind the pumpkin to let Emmett have it, but he was gone.
I reached the end of the parking lot before I stopped. Emmett suddenly appeared by some
car and started his commando moves again. I laughed a little even though I was irritated.
Emmett rolling around pretending to sneak up on an invisible enemy was just too funny.
Edward waited to come over to me until I had stopped laughing. He placed one hand on
my cheek and the other around my waist. "Do you forgive me?" He asked spreading my
favourite smile across his lips. I couldn't stay mad at him if he was not going to play fair.
"Yes but I am still going to get you back for that." I said as I wound my hands around his
neck. He leaned over and kissed my lips gently for only a second before pulling away.
"It's you turn." He said as he dropped both of his hands and took just my hand in his. I
looked away from Edward and saw that everyone had made their way back to where we
were standing. Except Emmett who was crouched behind a car, flashing different signals
for attach at his imaginary comrades behind him.
I laughed again, and Rosalie rolled her eyes. "Emmett Cullen get your butt over here right
now and stop acting like a child." Her voice seething.
"Rose children can't be commando's, they don't have the right training." Emmett said in a
serious tone. I giggled and covered my mouth, but Rosalie shot me a look and I stopped
giggling.
"Emmett so you think your buddies want to play too?" I asked not being able to help
myself , he looked so serious.
"No they are going check the perimeter." Emmett said still completely serious. I was not
the only on laughing now. Everyone was laughing except for Rosalie who was shaking
her head into her hands. I am not sure if she was mad or embarrassed or both.
"Rosalie Truth or dare?" I asked as everyone started to calm down.
"Dare." She said sounding annoyed. She was probably still mad at Emmett.
Rosalie your dare is to take commando over here" I said pointing to Emmett who was
oblivious to our conversation, "and find as many jockstrap's as you can and bring them
back here." I said smiling
"Gross Bella, I am not touching anything that has been shoved down some sweaty
humans pants." Rosalie said as she scrunched up her nose.
"Rosalie, you and Emmett are not supposed to be here so you are going to have to move
quickly so no one sees you." I said ignoring her protests.
"You might want to try the gym first." Jasper said to Rosalie.
"Thanks Jasper, that's a big help." Rosalie said sarcastically and turned to face Emmett
who looked confused. He must not have heard everything and he was trying to piece
together what was going on.
I heard Rosalie start to explain what she had to do, but they were running before she
finished talking to him. Alice was following right behind them. I couldn't go and make
sure Rosalie did the dare, not unless I wanted to get caught anyways.
APOV
Rosalie finished explaining what the dare was as they reached the gym doors. They got
inside and immediately went over to the boys change rooms. Emmett was still trying to
be a commando as he flipped and rolled his way into the last door in the hall. Rosalie
whipped her head around and glared at him. "Sorry." He said lowering his head slightly
and then he jumped up and started helping Rose find the items she needed.
There were a few freshmen students still changing but they were at the other end of the
room. With inhuman speed Rosalie whipped a few items out of one locker and held out a
jockstrap at an arms length and scrunched her nose again. She flung it at Emmett who
caught it mid flight and placed it around his wrist like a bracelet. Rosalie was cleaning
out about two lockers per second now, flinging all the 'strap's' she found at Emmett who
continued to place them on his wrist.
One of the freshmen looked in our direction startled by a sound, but we moved too
quickly for him to see us, the locker door swung once and banging quietly against the
adjacent locker. He turned his head back and walked out of the change room. When
Emmett's whole forearm was covered, we retreated from the gym and made our way back
to the parking lot.
BPOV
"That was disgusting Bella." Rosalie said as she pretended to shiver.
"What do you want me to do with these?" Emmett asked holding his arm out towards me.
"You could put them back, or there is a garbage can just over there." I said pointing to the
garbage can 10 feet from where we were.
Emmett walked over to the garbage can and dropped all but one into it. "Hey I wonder if
this would make a good slingshot?" he said testing the stretchiness of it.
"Emmett put that in the garbage." Rosalie said as she turned away from him. He turned
and walked back to the garbage with his head hanging.
"I just wanted to see…" I could hear the rest of the sentenced he trailed off getting to
quiet for me to hear, even though I could still she his lip vibrating.
Emmett went over to Rosalie and tried to put his arms around her waist, but she pulled
away. "You need to be decontaminated before you touch me." She said still moving away
from Emmett who was advancing on her with his hands held out.
"Come on babe, it's just fabric and plastic." Emmett said whining a little.
"That may be true Emmett but that piece of fabric has seen some pretty scary places and
now those places are all over you." Rosalie still avoiding being touched by him.
"Emmett truth or dare?" Rosalie said changing the subject.
"Dare of course. Give it your best shot babe." Emmett said reaching at her with his hands
once more
BPOV
"Since you are in desperate need of a change of clothes this dare should be perfect for
you. Emmett your dare is to sneak into the football locker room and switch all of the foot
ball uniforms with the tutu's from the Rec Room. They have Ballet classes here on the
weekend. Thing is Emmett the football team is about to meet for their practice so you
better hurry, I'd say that you have about 3 minutes. Also Emmett you need to replace
your current outfit, I think that you should try to fit in with the football team by wearing a
tutu as well." Rosalie said with a wicked grin on her face.
"Rose, babe, come on. Why do you want me in a tutu.? Rose there is no way that they
have one big enough to fit me and how is changing their uniforms for tutu's a dare?"
Emmett asked getting a confused look in his eyes as he finished.
"Firstly Emmett I know there isn't one that will fit you, but you will have to make it work
best you can and second, the switching of the uniforms is a dare because the coach has
scheduled a practice for today and you are going to tryout for the team. Once you are
changed and the uniforms are switched, you have to go out onto the field when the team
gets outside and run around the field telling them you are ready for tryouts." Rosalie said
laughing just a little at her own words.
Jasper was holding Alice up she was doubled over laughing and almost hit the ground.
Edward was also shaking with laughter. I assume he could see how this played out thanks
to Alice.
"Rose, that is so not funny. Don't you love me babe?" Emmett sounded hurt.
"You now have 2 minutes Emmett I would get going." Rosalie said still smiling. "We
will be waiting for you on the field."
Edward started walking us toward the back of the school where the football field was. He
was still shaking a bit, but managed to keep his laughing silent. Emmett took off faster
than my eyes could follow. We waited behind the school for about 15 minutes. The
coached walked out onto the field, and then the team filed out holding the tutu's. I was
kind of glad none of them thought that they should have put them on. I really didn't want
the image of 30 high school boys dressed in tutu's and nothing else.
The coached looked at them and looked like he was going to explode. "What is the
meaning of this, I said get changed for practice, why are you all standing there holding
those things in your hands, where are your uniforms?" The coached asked the group
quickly not giving them time to answer in between his questions.
I bigger guy walked forward. I assume he was the spokesperson for the group. "Um
coach, our uniforms are gone, these were in our lockers. We thought that you were
playing a joke on us or something." He said holding up his tutu.
"That is not a very funny joke, we a big game on Saturday, everyone get changed and be
back on this field in 5 minutes now move." The coach yelled.
"Coach, we can't change, our lockers were empty except for these." The same boy said
again, this time raising his voice a little.
Just them Emmett ran into the field "I'm ready for tryouts coach, pick me, pick me. I am
the guy for the job." Emmett was yelling as he ran right past the coach wearing a pink
tutu.
It looked like he had wrapped it around his waist and secured it with something. The
coach whipped his head around to follow Emmett as he ran. He looked mortified. Emmett
had a huge grin on his face. Alice had her face buried in Jasper chest as she shook with
laughter.
"Young man stop running around this instant." The coach yelled at Emmett. He stopped
running and walked over to the coach.
"Yes coach." Emmett said stopping in front of him.
"What are you doing here and why on earth are you wearing that?" The coach said
motioning to the tutu with his hand.
"I came to tryout coach." Emmett said he glanced toward us and I could have sworn I saw
him raise his hand and lower it, but it was too fast.
"Did you have anything to do with the uniforms going missing and being replaced with
these?" He said once again pointing at the tutu around Emmett's waist.
"No coach, I just grabbed a uniform out of one of the lockers and headed here to tryout
for you." Emmett lied quickly.
"Do these look like the regular uniforms that the football teams wear?" he asked Emmett
obviously curious as to why Emmett would have thought to put that on to tryout for
football.
"I've never been to a practice, I don't know what you wear, but I know what you wear to
games and trust me they look a lot more comfortable than these things." Emmett said
pulling at the tutu, that was riding up in places I didn't even want to think about.
The entire football team was now laughing. The coached glared at them. "I am sorry but
our roster is full for this season, but you are welcome to tryout for next year." The coach
said turning to face Emmett. "You might want to consider a different outfit if you do
tryout next year." The coach started to laugh.
"Well obviously we will have to find your uniforms, practice is cancelled for today. Put
those things back were they belong." The coach said as he retreated towards the school.
His shoulders were shaking as he walked.
Emmett jogged over to us. Everyone was laughing so hard, I had tears in my eyes. "You
think that is funny huh, just wait." Emmett said as he sat down on the bleachers. "Rose
can I change back now?" Emmett said turning his attention to Rosalie who was holding
her hand over her mouth trying to stifle another bout of laughter.
"Can I change or not." Emmett said again pouting toward Rosalie.
"Emmett, you look hot man, I think you should keep that for your collection?" Jasper said
grinning.
"Jazz, I know I'm hot, pink is not really my colour, but I still make it look good." Emmett
retorted.
"Fine Emmett, change but could you at least wear normal clothes, I don't think I can take
anymore of your commando shit right now." Rosalie said, finally able to control her
laughter.
"I don't have any other clothes with me." Emmett said pouting again.
"Fine Emmett, whatever just stop with all the rolling and flipping around, you could at
least try to act like you are 70 instead of 7." Rosalie said with a hint of annoyance in her
voice.
Emmett ran off to go change, he was back in 2 minutes smiling once again. Climbing
onto the bleachers he sat beside Rosalie. "Jazz truth or dare?"
"Dare of course Emmie." Jasper said with a snicker.
"alright funny man, dare it is…" Emmett started.
Alice cut him off with a fit of hysterical laughter. Everyone whipped their heads around
to face Alice. Edward started to laugh as well, he leaned so far over that he fell. I am sure
if they needed to breathe they would have collapsed from lack of oxygen.
"What?" Jasper snapped.
Neither Alice nor Edward had stopped laughing, but Emmett cleared his throat "Jazz
man, your dare is to streak through the entire town of forks, only dude, you get to wear
one piece of clothing, but it has to be something from the lingerie collection you wore
already and you have to run at human pace. Um one other thing Jazz, if someone asks
you a question you have to answer it with, 'I'm so glad I can finally be myself', no matter
what they ask you."
Emmett was now laughing and I was trying very hard not to laugh but I wasn't very
successful.
"Em, that is just mean, the town is going to be packed right away, everyone is just getting
off work." Jasper said getting a little nervous.
"You could always back out Jazz." Emmett said still snickering.
"Oh yeah Em that would be so much better than streaking in lingerie." Jasper said
sarcastically.
"Come on Jazz let's get you changed, I know exactly what you should wear." Alice said
very excitedly grabbing Jaspers arm. They took off running and were gone before I could
blink.
Edward was back at my side still shaking slightly. "This is going to be so good, you know
Jessica's mom?" Edward said through a smile.
"Yeah." Emmett and I said together.
"Let's just say that she is never going to look at Jasper the same again." Edward said
smiling from ear to ear.
"Edward, is he going to get in trouble, you know with Charlie or any of the other
deputy's?" I asked suddenly worried that Jasper's dare might not look so funny to Charlie
and make Edward look guilty by association.
"No, don't worry Alice already saw this and trust me he won't get into to any trouble with
the law but that is not to say that some of the other people in town won't have a thing or
two to say to him." Edward said and then snickered to himself again.
"Is it really that funny Edward?" I asked really curious now, Edward was not the giggly
type.
"Wait and see love, trust me you are not going to want to miss this." Edward said still
smiling.
Just as I was turning to face Edward a blur caught my eye. Alice and Jasper suddenly
appeared. Jasper was wearing a purple strapless bra with stuffing put in it, a very tight
fitting purple lace thong with a large purple feather boa around his neck and a set of black
heels, they were five inches at least.
"Jazz man, you are hot." Emmett said as he approached Jasper with his lips puckered.
"Come give your grizzly bear a kiss."
"I swear Emmett you take one step closer to me and you will be missing some body parts
and I am sure Rose will leave you if you lose them." Jazz said this with his arms folded
across his chest.
"Hey easy man it was just a joke," Emmett said putting his hands in front of the body
parts in question. "Ok, ok Jazz here's the deal you have to run around the entire town
once, at human pace, remember you have to answer any question with the response I
gave you already, better get going Jazz."
Edward grabbed my wrist and hoisted me up onto his back. I leaned over and kissed his
neck, "I love you." I said into his neck causing him to groan.
"I love you too." Edward said as he followed Emmett, Rosalie and Alice who were all
just behind Jasper as he started to run through the town.
Jasper was just rounding the corner past the school heading towards the main road when
a few members of the senior football team walked out of the diner, they all turned and
stared for a second and then started to whistle and make catcalls at Jasper. One of the
guys yelled to Jasper
"Hey Hale, you and Emmett should trade outfits purple is not your colour, we still have
one of those frilly things in the gym wanna borrow it?"
"I'm so glad I can finally be myself" Jasper through gritted teeth towards the guys and
kept running. Most of them were laughing so hard that they had tears in their eyes, Jasper
just rolled his eyes and continued.
We past a lot of people as we were making our way trough the town, most of the people
we passed so far just stared, some laughed but almost no one said anything. I think Jasper
was glad for that at least, although he seemed to be picking up his speed a little as we
made our way into the centre of town. Jasper was about to run past the bank when Jessica
Stanley's mother walked out of the bank colliding with Jasper. He knocked her to the
ground and she dropped he briefcase and a few papers. Jasper leaned over to help her up
she lifted her hand to accept until she saw what Jasper was wearing. She quickly moved
her hand and put it over her mouth instead. She lifted herself off the ground and started to
gather her things. Jasper bend over to help her, and she looked up just in time to get a
very close view of his rear end right at eye level. "Young man I suggest you go and put
some clothes on right now, I can see everything all out in the open, don't you have any
morals?." She said as she waving her hand in the general direction of his but.
Jasper stood up and turned around. "I'm so glad I can finally be myself"
Mrs. Stanley looked shocked, she shook her head "I know that you kids all think it is
funny to parade around town with your scantly clothed bodies, but I will have you know
that there are innocent children in this town who do no need to see your naked rear end
and whatever else you have just hanging out there." She again motioned with her hand
waving it in front of Jasper just below his waist, tilting her head to advert her eyes from
his barely there panties. "I am going to have a word with your father and mother about
this, I don't care if this is what you choose as a lifestyle, please keep it behind closed
doors from now on." She almost yelled the last part, she spun on her heels and marched
away.
A few of the other bank employees had come out side to witness the commotion. If
Jasper could blush I am sure he would have been. Two of the female employees were
staring at Jasper but there eyes were staying just south of his waist never meeting his
eyes. Jasper turned and started to run again, Alice was giggling and waving to the other
women who were watching Jasper leave. Clearly enjoying the fact that these women were
ogling her husbands backside as he ran in the opposite direction.
Emmett was laughing so loud that people who had no noticed Jasper already were turning
to stare. Edward was shaking beneath me as well. We were almost to the edge of town
when Jasper turned the corner "OH SHIT!"
We heard Jasper yell and we all rounded the corner to see Jasper being dragged by his
arm by Esme. She was whisper yelling at him, and I couldn't hear what they were saying
but I am sure everyone else with us did. Emmett was snickering and Edward was shaking
with silent laughter. Alice and Rosalie were laughing so hard that they were leaning on
each other for support. Jasper had his head down as he walked beside Esme.
After about two minutes or so of walking silently behind Esme as she walked with Jasper,
Esme turned around and addressed us all "I better not have to say anything else to any of
you, Bella honey, don't let them get you into any trouble, Emmett you better behave
yourself and keep Bella out of trouble or so help me mister."
"What, mom I didn't do anything." Emmett said in his innocent voice.
"Emmett Cullen don't play innocent with me, I know you better than that first of all and
second I know that you are always the one who goes just one joke too far so if anyone is
going to get Bella in trouble it is going to be you." Esme said shaking her head.
"Mom I am hurt." Emmett said feigning hurt.
"Sure you are Emmett, Jasper I suggest you put on some clothes before your father sees
you, we still have a reputation to uphold here. I hope you didn't let anyone else see you
like that." Esme said
Emmett started to laugh and Rosalie snickered. Esme whipped her head around.
"Emmett, what happened?"
"Nothing mom, gotta go, Jazz has to change." Emmett said as he took off running,
Everyone followed as Esme stood there and shook her head.
Jasper ran past everyone else. We circled around and made our way back towards the
woods by the school. We stood around laughing for a few minutes till Jasper came back
dressed in his normal clothes. He walked past Edward and I and tackled Emmett while he
was laughing. I couldn't really see what was happening, but after a few minutes they both
stood up and walked back over to us and gave each other a few jabs before the turned and
faced the rest of us.
"Bella truth or dare?" Jasper asked with a wicked smile on his lips.
"Um I am going to go with truth, there is no way I want to be punished for that one." I
said half laughing.
"Fine Bella, truth it is." Jasper said and then he turned and faced Emmett and then Alice.
"Well are you going to ask me Jasper, some of us are actually getting old over here." I
said jokingly.
Edward kissed my forehead and wrapped his arms around my waist.
I was starting to get nervous. I knew that I would rather take a truth question for anyone
but Emmett, but now Jasper was taking forever and he kept looking at Emmett and Alice,
this could not be a good sign. I turned my face toward Edward and whispered, "Should I
be afraid?"
"I don't know love, Jasper is thinking about Alice and Alice is blocking me, so I have no
idea what he has in mind." Edward said with a look of concentration on his face.
BPOV
"Ok Bella, I think I have a truth that is perfect for you." Jasper said a bit too happily for
my liking.
"Well." I said still waiting for him to elaborate.
"Bella if you had to play seven minutes in heaven with someone other than Edward who
would it be, and why?" Jasper said with a smug smile.
"Jasper!" I half yelled as I turned to face Edward who was also wearing a smug smile.
Why was he smiling at me like that? Did he really want me to answer that?
"Are you going to answer Bella?" Emmett chimed in with the same shit eating grin that
seemed to be plastered over all the guys faces right now.
"Fine," I said resigned. "Emmett."
"Whoo hoo, I always knew you liked what you saw Bells, you want me, sucks to be you
Edward, you girl seems to have a thing for me, that is ok though I can understand why, I
am super hot and crazy sexy right Rose?" Emmett said turning to Rosalie who was
fuming and if she could turn red with anger I am sure she would be glowing right now.
Edward mouth was hanging open and he looked like someone had just told him Santa
isn't real. Jasper was not grinning anymore, but he looked to be concentrating hard on a
math problem or something and then I figured it out, he was trying to calm Rosalie down
she looked like she was about to rip my head off.
"You never said why, Bella," Jasper added quickly trying to interrupt the tension.
"I picked Emmett, because I know that Rosalie would never let Emmett anywhere near
the closet, I was not so sure about Alice, so Emmett was the best choice, knowing
nothing would happen." I said smugly with a huge grin.
Emmett's face dropped and Rosalie suddenly had a huge smile on her face.
"Bella, you can lie to them but you can't lie to yourself, you know you want me, you want
a ride on the Emmie Express, Commander Emmett at your service." Emmett said flexing
his muscles and wagging his eyebrows at me.
"Emmett I know that you will get over sooner or later but really I have no desire to ride
anything called the 'Emmie Express' let alone one that you are in command of." I said
smiling a little.
"My turn right?" I said hoping to get off the topic of me riding anything especially where
Emmett is concerned.
"Yes Love." Edward said as he kissed my forehead.
"I wouldn't be so quick to call me Love, I still owe you for your little pumpkin stunt." I
said turning so that I was facing Edward.
"Come on Love, that was funny." Edward said almost pleading with me.
"Edward truth or dare?" I said coolly.
"Dare, but love just remember…" Edward started.
"Oh no, Edward. You have it coming and no amount of pouting is going to make me go
easy on you. Maybe next time you will think about the consequences before you stick me
in a pumpkin." I said smiling wildly at him.
"Bella, Love, please." Edward said trying to pull me closer to him into his arms.
"Edward do you even want to know what your dare is before you start trying to get out of
it?" I asked while moving a little further away from him.
"Emmett." Edward growled.
"What?" Emmett said, looking innocent.
"Emmett please, keep your mind out of the gutter, seriously it is hard enough to
concentrate with you singing that stupid song, but I don't need to picture it too." Edward
sighed getting frustrated.
"Well stay out of my head then, you should be thinking about what innocent little Bella is
going to make you do." Emmett said with a chuckle.
"What is the dare Bella." Edward said a little annoyed.
"Eddie don't be a baby, I mean seriously how bad could it be, Bella is the one giving you
the dare." Emmett said and then snickered.
"Don't call me Eddie." Edward sneered at Emmett.
"Someone is touchy maybe we should stick you back in the closet with Bella, that
seemed to calm you down last time." Emmett said laughing.
"Emmett do you think for once you could try not to be a raging pervert, I know it's hard."
Edward said through a grimace.
"That's what she said." Both Emmett and Jasper said in unison.
Alice and Rosalie both groaned, while Emmett and Jasper pounded fists.
"Does anyone want to hear the dare?" I said loudly hoping to get back to the game.
Edward looked like he was read to attack Emmett and probably Jasper too. We needed to
move on and get back to the task at hand, plus I really wanted to give Edward his dare. I
think it was more for my own personal pleasure than anything but it would be fun
regardless.
"Better make it good Swan, I think Edward is about to call it quits right away." Emmett
said.
"Edward you dare is to walk around Abercrombie& Fitch in New York and pretend to be
a model." I said. Alice started squealing.
"How is that a dare Bella?" Edward asked confused.
"Edward have you even been to Abercrombie in New York?" Alice asked with a huge
smile on her face.
"No, why?" Edward asked still confused.
"The models there walk around the store topless and the women walk up to them and
have their pictures taken with them, you have to let them touch you and…" She didn't get
to finish.
"Bella, you want a bunch of other women to walk around touching me?" Edward looked
at me clearly confused but slightly scared.
"Well, Edward, I know how you have your rules and limitations on being physical, now
you will have no choice but to get touched, maybe when those women are done with you,
you might be a little more open to me being the one to touch you." I said in the quietest
whisper I could right beside his ear.
Emmett and Jasper were laughing so hard, but I wasn't sure if they were laughing because
of what Edward had to do or if they had heard what I had said to Edward.
I leaned up again and whispered to Edward, "Did they hear me?"
"No." Edward said frowning.
"Are you mad?" I asked
Edward was clearly upset about something, I was not sure whether it was the dare or
what I had said to him. I know that he thinks that he would hurt me, but I know Edward
just needs to loosen up a little.
"Bella, did you really think this dare through, you know you are going to have to watch
as other women put their hands on me?" He asked so quietly in my ear I almost couldn't
hear him.
I leaned in again and tried to keep this conversation as quiet as possible "I know that
Edward, but once they stop pawing you, just think of how much better it will feel when it
is my hands all over you." I pulled away and winked.
Emmett and Jasper finally stopped laughing long enough for Rosalie and Alice to tell
them what Vehicles we were taking and who was going with who. Edward said that he
wanted to drive his Volvo with me, but Alice said that the Porches only had room for two
so Rosalie and Emmett should come with us. Edward tried to convince Emmett to take
his jeep so that he could be spared the drive having to listen to Emmett sing off key to
girly songs as Edward called them. Finally after convincing Emmett that it would be
better to have a nice private drive with Rosalie Emmett finally gave in. We were all
taking separate cars.
Edward ran us to his house to get the Volvo. We drove in silence for almost twenty
minutes before Edward broke the silence.
"Bella?"
"hmmm."
"Do you really think that letting a bunch of woman grope me is going to change how I
feel about our physical relationship?"
"Well Edward it can't hurt to try."
"Why are you so stubborn? Are you really that eager to give in to your human hormones
and forget about tradition and virtue?
"Um Edward I do seem to recall a certain vampire not being able to control his vampiric
hormones a few dares ago when you were locked in a closet with me. I know you are just
as eager as I am , I just have to find a way to make you realize that giving in to them is a
good thing."
"Bella!"
"Edward you know I am right, think about it just for a minute. While we were in that
closet, can you honestly tell me that you would have stopped if Alice hadn't made you?
"Bella, I am not going to lie, I was very distracted when we were in there and I lost
control for a minute, but now that I have my senses about me, I will not be losing that
control again, no matter how many women paw at me while we are in New York."
"Well I guess I will just have to find a way to make you lose your control again."
"Bella, please can't you just be reasonable, have I not agreed to giving you what you want
after we are married? Have I not gone against my better judgement in agreeing to do that?
What more do you want?"
"I want you Edward, in everyway, I want you to touch me, I want to touch you, without
having to stop because we cross some invisible line you have drawn. I want to be in
charge of the lines we cross for a while."
"There would be no line if you were in charge." Edward said with a laugh.
"Is that such a bad thing? Don't you want to touch me Edward?" I looked down a little
scared of what his reaction might be. I know that Edward loves me, but I am not really
100% sure that he wants me the way that I want him.
"Bella, I touch you all the time."
"No Edward, I mean touch me." I grabbed his hand and placed it on my lap and pulled his
hands up my thigh.
Edwards breathing sped and he pulled the car over, slamming it into park.
"Bella." He turned and looked at me while his hand made small circles on my thigh not
moving any higher than I had placed it.
"Edward, please I want you to touch me, really touch me."
His hand slid a little further up my thigh and he took a sharp breath, his hand was an inch
away from where I wanted him to touch me. He suddenly removed his hand and placed
both hands on the steering wheel.
"God Bella, of course I want to touch you." He groaned and looked out the window.
"Edward I am not asking you to take my virginity or anything, I just want to feel your
hand on me, on my skin, I want you to touch me, and show me how much you want me,
sometimes I feel like you don't feel the same desire that I feel for you. You stop and you
move away from me. I keep telling myself that it is because you want to wait till we are
married but a small part of me thinks that maybe you really don't want me the same way
that I want you."
Before I could register what was happening Edward was kissing me, his hands were in
my hair holding me to him. He kissed me for what seemed like seconds and then pulled
away, and righted himself in his chair. My breathing was ragged and so was his, even
though technically he didn't even need to breathe.
"Bella, I do want you the same way that you want me, when we were in that closet all I
could think about was how amazing your skin felt against me, I couldn't seem to get close
enough to you. I was out of control but I loved every minute of it. I was in my own
personal heaven, your skin is so soft and it felt so right having my hands on you, the way
your body felt under my touch was just beyond words Bella. Please don't think that I
don't want to touch you and have you touch me, because I do, I just…"
"I know Edward." I said cutting him off before he could finish.
He didn't say anything else. He started to drive again keeping his eyes on the road. We
arrived at Abercrombie a few minutes after Alice and Jasper. Emmett and Rosalie still
hadn't arrived yet. Alice told us that they kinda got sidetracked and to just start without
them. They might be a while. I was getting a little resentful of Emmett and Rosalie and
the fact that they were getting to do the things that I wanted to be able to do. I was
seriously thinking about telling Edward that I wanted to get married in Vegas just so we
wouldn't have to wait any longer. Just as the thought entered my head, Alice whipped her
head around and glared at me.
"Bella, get that thought right out of your head, I will not have you waste all my hard
work." Alice almost growled at me.
"Sorry Alice it was just a thought." I said sheepishly. Edward was snickering behind me,
obviously seeing what Alice had seen.
"Laugh now Edward but in about 30 seconds you are going to be half naked and
surrounded by women. Oh by the way, if they catch you they will throw you out, only the
model who work there are allowed to walk around without a shirt on. Oh and Edward,
you can get arrested for impersonating and Abercrombie model so do be careful." Alice
said with a huge grin.
Edward scowled at her and walked into the store. He walked past the front counter and
proceeded to the second floor. He took his shirt off quickly and started to walk among the
customers. It wasn't long before women were walking up to him and putting their hands
on him. He was grimacing and jerking his body slightly from their touch. He looked so
uncomfortable. This was actually another reason that I had chosen this dare. He made it
so that I was embarrassed at the school, so I figured if I could make him uncomfortable
too it would be kinda like payback but with an added bonus of hopefully getting to get
more from him in the physical department.
Alice was walking with me as we followed Edward through the store, Jasper was no
where to be seen, I think maybe he was actually shopping for clothes while the dare was
going on, I hadn't seen him since we walked through the front door. I looked up at
Edward and I think if he could blush he would be right now. An older woman in her 40's
was cupping his ass and requesting a picture with him. A woman around the same age
was poised with a camera, she took two pictures and started giggling and then she traded
places with the first woman. Edward was pleading with me and Alice with his eyes to
save him.
Alice was giggling along with me noticing his discomfort. A few minutes later Jasper
came into view with Emmett and Rosalie in tow. Emmett started to laugh as soon as he
saw Edward. "Eddie, grab her ass dude, she has yours, it's only fair." Emmett yelled
getting the attention of a few more women who then formed a line to touch Edward.
Edward whipped up and growled at Emmett. "Down boy, I just thought that you would
want to keep things fair." Emmett said laughing.
Jasper was holding in his laugh best he could, but I could see his silent shaking. Alice
wasn't even trying to hold it in, she was holding her stomach and howling with laughter.
Edward was getting more and more frustrated as the women became a little more
aggressive with him. He looked panicked when a young woman probably 20 or so
walked up to him and grabbed his ass and slowly dragged her hand towards the front of
his pants. Just before she reached past his hips Edward grabbed her hand and moved
away slightly. Emmett started to laugh harder and Jasper no longer shook silently. I
finally noticed Rosalie, she was talking to some of the women who were waiting for
Edward. I knew that was probably a bad thing.
She walked back over to Emmett with a huge grin on her face and whispered something
into his ear. Emmett suddenly turned to see the women and laughed harder.
"HEY!" I turned to look at Edward to see what was happening. I saw and older woman in
front of him trying to hug him, while a younger woman was at his back with her arms
wound around his waist it looked like he was pulling her hands upwards.
I just realized that the older woman was a distraction so the younger one could get behind
him and get her hands on him. I started to laugh even though the thought of another
woman putting her hands on Edward really bothered me, the look on his face was
priceless. He looked scared and embarrassed at the same time. Everyone was laughing
except Edward who was growling and walking towards us.
He was a few steps from the stairs when a woman walked up to him and asked for his
store ID. He walked away quickly towards the door and was met with two rather large
men . He tried to side step around them but they blocked the exit. Rosalie walked up to
the men and started to talk to them, I couldn't make out what she was saying, but as she
had their attention Edward managed to walk outside. Alice, Jasper, Emmett and I
followed Edward out of the store.
Alice was doubled over laughing now, and I was right beside her laughing. "Edward why
did you let those women touch you like that, if you had kept it professional they probably
never would have noticed you?" Alice asked through her laughter.
"What do you mean kept it professional?" Edward asked confused. That only made me
and Alice laugh even harder.
"Edward we never said anything about letting them feel you up, we only said that they
would have their hands on you, you know like for a picture. Somehow I think those
women are going to remember this visit to Abercrombie for a long time." Alice said still
laughing.
"But you guys said that…wait they weren't supposed to…Alice!" Edward yelled her
name as she hid behind Jasper. "Bella, why didn't you tell me…"
"I never said that they were allowed to touch you like that, I just said that they were going
to touch you." I cut in cutting him off.
Everyone was laughing still except Edward. He looked well sort of embarrassed, with
was kinda sexy to watch.
"Edward, did you enjoy having your package examined?" Emmett said wagging his
eyebrows at Edward.
Edward just growled and turned to walk towards his car. Emmett was yelling after him to
take it easy that it was really funny to watch, which was not helping any. Edward stalked
towards his car. I followed behind him not sure how to approach him now. I wasn't sure if
he was mad at me or not, he hadn't said anything to me about coming with him.
"Edward?"
"What Bella." He said in a cold voice.
"Never mind." I said as I turned to walk back to the others. Obviously he was mad at me.
I really didn't think he should be getting mad at me, I mean he stuck me in a pumpkin and
made me ask if anyone had seen my peter in front of the whole school at least here he
would never see these people again. I would still have to face the people at school until
the end of the year. As I walked away I was getting angrier by the second.
I was almost to the corner when I felt his strong arms pull be back towards his chest. "I'm
sorry." He whispered in my ear. I wasn't mad anymore, I leaned back into his chest and
felt him kiss the top of my head.
Edward walked towards his siblings taking my hand. "I have to get Bella home, she needs
to eat and sleep. The game is over for today." Edward said as he turned around back
towards his car.
"Come on Edward, the game is just getting good, you can't bale now." Emmett whined.
"Edward, please just a few more?" Alice joined in.
"Sorry but Bella needs food and rest, maybe we can play again another weekend, it is
already 8:00. I have to get Bella back to Forks, plus she needs to eat." Edward said
walking away with my hand securely in his.
"We are going to keep playing for a while, goodnight Bella, see you in the morning, bye
Edward." Alice yelled as we walked around the corner to his car.
Emmett came running around the corner "Bella, Jasper wants to know who you would
have picked if you weren't scared of Rose. I think you picked me cause you secretly want
to get all up in here." Emmett said running his hands along is chest.
"Emmett!" Edward yelled.
"Goodnight Emmett." I said rolling my eyes and turning towards the car.
"I told you Jazz she wants me." Emmett said as he ran back towards the others.
Edward didn't say much on the way back to his house. I was kind of worried that tonight
may have done more harm than good. He was so quiet and that meant that he was
thinking and with Edward thinking was never a good thing, that meant that he was trying
to figure things out, more self doubt. I was hoping to talk to him about the things I had
said earlier but I didn't know how to bring it up.
After I had gotten something to eat, Edward and I went up to his room. I that Emmett had
left a book on the bed 'sex for dummies' I scowled and threw the book into the corner of
the room and then I saw the 'night clothes' Alice had laid out for me and decided it was
not a good idea to wear them. My coming to bed wearing boy shorts and a lace baby doll
would not be a very good idea tonight. I took them from the bed and walked over to
Edward's dresser and laid them on top. I opened up his drawers looking for a shirt to
wear. Edward walked up behind me and wrapped his arms around my waist, and
whispered in me ear "I think you should wear it. Maybe we can amend some of those
lines tonight."
THE End i hope u guyz enjoyed