Snâp-tam³ ^-en-X-§Ä

Snâp-tam³ ^-en-X-§Ä

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Po\ cmP³
 Malayalam Language
Tintumon Phalithangal
Jokes
Compiled by Jeena Rajan
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First Published January 2013
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temI-¯n-se ap-gp-h³ a-e-bm-fn-I-sf-bpw -s]m-«n-¨n-cn-¸n-¨ I-Ym-
]m-{X-am-Wv Snâp-tam³ F-¶ Fkv. Fw. Fkv. lo-tdm. a-e-bm-fn
X-s¶ kr-ãn-¡p-Ibpw h-fÀ-¯p-Ibpw sN-bv-X Snâp-tam-sâ {]-i-
kv-Xn-¡v C¶pw a-§t- e-än-«nà F¶-Xv A-Ûp-XI - c
- am-b H-cp
h-kX -v p-Xb
- mWv. \n-jI -v f
- ¦
- am-b {]-hr-¯n-If
- n-eq-sSbpw Ip-dn¡p-
sIm-Åp-¶ a-dp-]S- n-If - n-eq-sSbpw Snâp-tam³ ssP-{X-bm-{X Xp-Sc - p-
I-Xs - ¶-bmWv. \o-|p-\nÂ-¡p-¶ B-kzm-Zy-Ic - am-b hm-b\ - b
- ¡
v p-
th-|n ]pXn-b sI-«nepw a-«nepw "Snâp-tam-t\mSmtWm Ifn', " sF
e-hv bp Snâp-', "Snâp-tam³ B-cmmm tam³' F-¶o aq-¶p ]p-kv-X-
I-§Ä H-cp-an-¸n-¨v "Snâp-tam³ ^-en-X-§Ä' F-¶ H-ä ]p-kv-X-
I-am-bn "en-äv-a-kn-'eq-sS ssI-c-fn-¡p Nn-cn-¡m\pw Nn-´n-¸n-¡m-
\p-am-bn k-aÀ-¸n-¡p¶p.
Snâptamt\mSmtWm Ifn!
A-¸³: ""\ns¶ ]Åo-e-¨³ B¡m-sa¶v Rm³ t\À¨t\À
¶-Xm...''
Snâp-tam³: ""NXn-¨tÃm A¸m... -Fsâ tams\ ]Åo-e-¨-\m-¡m-sa¶v
Rm\pw t\À¶n-cn-¡p-hm...''

Snâp-tam³ ]co-£bv¡v H¶pw Fgp-Xm³ In«m-Xm-b-t¸mÄ t]¸-

dnÂ,

CXp-t]mse _mÀtImUv hc-¨n«v AXn FgpXn:

"Scratch gently to read the answer.'

So¨À: ""tam\v Bcm-Im\m B{Klw?''

Snâp-tam³: ""AÑ-s\-t¸mse F\n¡pw ss]eämhm\m B{K-lw.''
So¨À: ""At¸mÄ Aѳ ss]eämbn-cpt¶m?''
Snâp-tam³: ""AÃ, AÑ\pw AXm-bn-cp¶p B{K-lw.''

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 Snâp-tam³ ^-en-X-§Ä

Hcp- Zn-hkw Aѳ Snâp-tam-t\mSv: ""FSm, \o C¶se IpSn¨v

t_m[w CÃm-sX-bmWv h¶-Xv...-F-´mSm CXv..''
Snâp-tam³: ""FÃmw No¯ Iq«p-sI-«p-IÄ Imc-Wam AÑm...!!
BsI 5 _nbÀ, 5 Iq«p-ImÀ... -A-Xn 4 t]cpw IpSn-¡n-sÃ-¶p-
h-¨m ]ns¶ Rms\´p sN¿m-\m...!!''

tZjyw h¶ Snâp-tam³ Up|p-tam-tfmSv: ""\nsâ 64 ]Ãp-Ifpw

Rm³ ASn¨p Xmsg-bn-Spw...!!!''
CXp-tI« ]nâp-tam³: ""64 ]Ãp-I-tfm...? AsX-§-s\, Hcm-fn\p
BsI 32 ]Ãp-I-f-tÃ-bpÅq?''
Snâp-tam³:""F\n-¡d- n-bm-am-bn-cp¶p CXn \o tIdn CS-s]-Sp-sa-¶.v ..
A
- X- p-sIm|v \nsâ ]Ãp-Ifpw tNÀ¯m Rm³ F®n-bX - .v ..''

{]n³kn-¸Â: ""F´m \o sshIn-bXv? \nsâ Iq«p-Im-scÃmw ka-

b-¯n\pXs¶ F¯n-b-tÃm.''
Snâp-tam³: ""kmÀ, t]m¯p-IÄ Iq«-am-bn-«p-hcpw. F¶mÂ
knwlw Häbvt¡ hcq.''

ae-bmf ]co£ Fgp-Xn-s¡m-|n-cn-¡p¶ Snâp-tam³

tNmZyw: {]ikvX Ih-bn{Xn kpK-X-Ip-am-cn-bpambpÅ Hcp A`n-
apJw Fgp-Xp-I.
Snâp-tam³ C§s\ Fgp-Xn:
Rm³: ""\akvsX So¨À. Rm³ So¨-dp-ambn Hcp A`n-apJw \S-
¯m³ h¶-Xm-Wv.''

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 Snâptamt\mSmtWm Ifn!

kpK-X-Ip-amcn: ""Ct¸mÄ ka-b-anà tamt\...-

t]m-bn«p ]ns¶ hcq.''
Rm³: ""icn So¨À.''
Ifn Snâp-tam-t\m-SmtWm???

A Professor to Tintumon: " What is Attention deficit hyperactive

disorder?''
Tintumon: "JIMBALADI BAMBA.''
Professor: "I don't understand anything.''
Tintumon: "Same to you.''

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 Snâp-tam³ ^-en-X-§Ä

English teacher : "A beautiful young girl is walking down the road.
Change this to exclamatory sentence.''
Tintumon: "Aliya !!! oru charak ponuda!!!''

]©m-b-¯nÂ\n¶pw IW-s¡-Sp-¡m³ h¶ DtZym-K-س Snâp-

tamsâ ho«nse¯n.
DtZym-K-س: ""tams\ Cu ho«n I¡qkv Dt|m?''
Snâp-tam³: ""D|-tÃm.''
DtZym-K-س: ""icn, InWÀ Dt|m?''
Snâp-tam³: ""a\-Ên-embn!! A¦nÄ thKw sN¶n-cp-t¶mfq....AhnsS
ss]¸pw _¡äpw D|v.''

Snâp-tam³ (kq¸ÀamÀ¡-änÂ): ""tN«m Ifn-¡p-Sp-¡-bpt|m?''

skbnÂkvam³: ""CÃ.''
Snâp-tam³: ""sFkv{Iow Dt|m?''
skbnÂkvam³: ""CÃ.''
Snâp-tam³: ""tNmIvtfäv Dt|m?''
skbnÂkvam³: ""CÃ.''
Snâp-tam³: ""]q«pw Xmt¡mepw Dt|m?''
skbnÂkvam³: ""D|v.''
Snâp-tam³: ""F¶m IS ]q«n ho«n s]mbv¡q-sS.''

Interviewer: "Tell me opposite words... cool.''

Tintumon: " Hot.''

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