Volume 4, Number 19 ELECTION SPECIAL UNlVERSlTY OF WATEitLOO, WATEkOO, ONTARIO b Thuriday 5 December 1963

*OPERETTASAilASH StJCCESS It is difficult to understand

bv A. ANDERSON
why Patience, the fifth of ‘tlhe Gilbert & Sullivan
‘operettas, has never been more popular. Gilbert has never been in better satirical
form as he makes great fun of the exaggerated behaviour of some of the “art for
Art’s sake” poets who were *his contemporaries, and Sullivan wrote some of his
best music for this operetta.
Although the product&n of Patience presented last week by the Renison Cdl-
lege Operatic Society tias the University’s first operatic production, it cannot be
sa:d that it lacked experience, for a large- fectations and poetic nonsense for the greater
pe&ntage of the soloists are veterans part of the evening (although Herry Jones
“Savoyards.” This experience mad& itself felt,
was a little carried away at times.)
ai an excellent cast working on an unconven-
tional stage gave a very praiseworthy account Although the vocal level of the entire per-
of this relatively unknown musical. formance was high, honours must go to
‘The acting was for. the most part free of Penny Glasser who played the title role.
‘the stiffness that so often occurs when play- Her voice was clear and strong throughout
ers are chosen primarily for their voices, the operetta.
Herry Jones and John Capin-dale as the The artistic highlight of the evening was
aesthetic poets were outstanding and they unquestionably Ann Reid’s singing of Lady
both had the audience convulsed at their af- Jane’s rather pathetic solo at the beginning
of Act II. After one or two anxious mom-

Student
ents while she played hkr cello, Miss Reid,
with a fine voice, delivered very tastefully
what must surely be, one of Sullivan’s most
touching melodies.
Also giving noteworthy performances were

Council the strongvoiced

dragoons (Nick
the not-so-strong-voiced
colonel and major of the
Kaethler and Don Carter,
major (Jim Stone)

Dave Smith asks Yvonne POLITELY for his Student Directory. If you’re polite,
you can get yours in Annex 1.
Elections!, and Janet Fader, whose warm contralto and
delightful
charming
flair for being ethereal, made a
Lady Angela.
“The chorus .of twelve “twenty love-sick
N6minations Due. maidens” and twelve dragoons provided good
solid ensemble work, although the tenors
STUDENTS’COUNCIL 19.63 -’ 1’964 December 17 - 12 a.m. were slightly flat on their first entrance (un-
doubtedly inspired by the trumpets that ac-
EXECUilVE BOARD Nominations must be supported by companied them).
I three signatures. This is a reduction in In fact the only real weakness in the en-
President number from past years when ten signa- tire production was the musical accompani-
J.. D. Kraemer tures were required. This arrangement ment. Despite the fine playing of pianists
I I I will be more feasible for out-term co- Dawn Campbell and Bill Morrison (and an
Secretary Vice-President Treasurer operative students to nominate and elect unnamed’ performer whose flute was a real
D. R. Macri (P. E. Swartz - resigned) L. A. Johnsan their Student Council members. inspiration), Sullivan’s music needs an or-
I Election notices will be mailed to all chestra. Although the orchestration is not un-
REGULAR VOTING REPRESENTATIVES out-term students on December 5. Nom- usual, its moods are quite varied, and a piano
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I I‘A” I ations must be submitted between Dec. (particularly an upright stuck partway down
Arts Society Engineering Society Engineering “6” Society 9, 9:00 a.m. and Dec. 17, 12:00 a.m. the entrance ramp) just hasn’t got the vol-
Barry Houser Richard Van Veldhuisen George Newton Campaigning will be allowed from Jan. ume or variety of colour necessary. What
Darragh Christie Doug Zavitz Eric Taylor
11 to Jan. 15, 12:00 p.m., and will be musical thrill that might have been left was
I I 1 terminated by a special blection issue of practically finished off by the off-key blar-
Science Society Renson College Society St. Jerome College Society
Jim Mitchell Sheila Bell Marta Tomins the Coryphaeus on Jan. 15. Elections for ing of a pair of trumpets at the entrance
Dave Monk Frap Humphrey Brian cMGlynn the Engineers only will be held the fol- of the dragoons.
lowing day. The Theatre of the Arts lent itself sur-
St. Paul’s Co I lege Society Voting members of the Council shall prisingly well to this type of production.
Bill Chestnut consist of (1) a representative from each Musicals are usually performed on the pro-
(pro pm> of the faculty student governments. This scenium type stage from which the singer
I representative is responsible to the fac- can project his voice directly to the entire
REGULAR NON VOTING MEMBERS ulty student government. (2) Two rep- audience without fear that it may be lost
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I I resentatives from each faculty who are to half of the onlookers behind him. A great
Speaker of the Council Chairman, Board of Publications elected by the students of the particular deal of the credit for this must go to pro-
David E. Smith Murray French faculty. At least one of the two must be ducer-director-actor Herry Jones. Much was
I I a student living off campus. made of the apron stage with a minimum of
Co-Chairman, C.U.S. Co-Chairman C.U.S. Non-voting members of the council sets (namely one bridge). Ann Reid as music
Gail Rappolt Ann Perry
shall consist of the Speaker, the Secre- director never let the music drag (at a more
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President, Arts Society President,
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Engineerivg “A” Society tary-Treasurer, two representatives from relaxed tempo the audience could have be-
B&h Cu:nmgham Doug Fvltr the Inter-College Society and two repre- come awfully tired of “Twenty love-sick
I sentatives from the Inter-Residence So- maidens we”. Yet diction even in the rapid -
I cieti. patter songs, was always clear.
President, Engineering “B” Society Vice-President, Science Society
Ed Cambridge Jim Mitchell
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President, Renison College Sot. President, St. Jerome College Sot.
Richard Westlake Gerald Parker

President,
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St. Paul College Sot.
BASKETBALL TONIGHT=

School Song Sought

A $50.00 prize is being offered by the .Music Department for words suitable for
a school song. “I feel strongly that such a song should come from the University,
from some student, perhaps, in any case from someone who takes pride in this
LavVrence Tech. VS.Warriors
Alma Mater and is willing to share this pride with the current and future gen-
eration of students,” says Hans Bauer, Director of Music, to whom the idea of
the song competition belongs.
Entries will be judged
faculty members. Should a set of words
by a panel of composers, Mr. Bauer feels confident that
Mr. John Adaskin, Executive Secretary of the Seagram Gym”
find approval, then notice will be sent to vari- Canadian Music Centre would be interested
ous composers asking them to take part in in the project.
competing for the best music. Mr. Bauer feels
there are two schools of thought - “Cana- The deadline for the contest is January
dian composers or Canadian and American 3lst, 1964; entries should be submitted to
composers .” For help concerning Canadian the Ofice of Student Affairs, Annex 1.

editor-in-chief: Dave Clark
managing editor: John Conlin
news: Mark M&in*,
Dave Campbell,
house, Margaret
Shaw, Hennie
Smid, Jo Stoody. sports: Doug
Grenkie*, Dave Campbell, Janet
Ross. photography:
ler*, Ken Brown, Pierre Gagne,
Publish,ed by the Undergraduate student body of the University of
under the authorization of the Board of Publications. Letters should
sity of Waterloo. Phone 7453911. The opinions expressed represent
sponsible, autonomous society.
subsqiption rate: $1.00 per year
letters
to the
.* Editor . . . -’
Bastard Off-Shoot
Dear Sir:
George Welsh’s editorial, (‘A Bas-
tard Off-Shoot” - Nov. 28) de-
inands a response.
Mr. Welsh objects to the term
‘French-Canadian.’ Let him be re-
minded that. this term has its origin
in the English-speaking parts of Can-
ada; the Canadians of French origin
refer to themselves as Canadiens.
Does he not accept the fact that the
various ethnic groups to which he
refers do not cympare at all with
the French, as these cults did not
participate in early Canadian history,
but are merely recent arrivals?
‘He asks, “When will we realize,
especially the ‘French-Canadians’,
Canada’s culture is a carbon copy
of the U.S.?” I would reply that this
is definitely not the case in Quebec
or in Canada as a whole. When will
Mr. Welsh realize that he, like Al-
berta’s Premier Manning and his fol-
lowers, closes his ears and refuses
to recognize that the Canadians of
French origin are not attempting to
press or impress their culture on the
rest of Canada? Instead, they are
merely asking that the rest of Can-
ada accept them as Canadiens and
not foreigners. Specifically because it
is French, and has its roots in the
history of Canada, the culture of
‘IeS Canadiens cannot be characteriz-
ed as ‘a carbon copy of the US’,
since .the language in which the US
culture is expressed is entirely Eng-
lish.
In further rebuttal toCMr. Welsh’s
suggestioh that the French-speaking
people of Canada should give up
their heritage, it would appear to
the reader that Mr. Welsh dbes not
appreciate that he is asking the des-
cendants of Canada’s first settlers,
who number several millions of peo-
ple, and whose fore-runners were
largely responsible for the explora-
tion and opening-up of Canada, to
forget their traditions in one uninia-
ginative swoop. Mr. Welsh could
easily write off the foregoing
purely emotional grounds for the
acceptance of two cultures. But les
Canadiens have a much stronger
reason, which is written into the
very constitutional fabric of Canada.
fhe Quebec Act of 1776, which
carried into effect the treaty of 1763,
recognized the existence of two cul-
tures in- the Province of Quebec and
gave definite guarantees for the con-
’ tinuance of a stated *position for the
French .language and .Roman Catho.-.
licism. This is all the. more remark-
able because, while this was an. adt
of the parliament of Great Britain,
in the Britain of that day, Roman
Cgtholics were considerably restrict-
ed in their privileges of citizenship.
In other words, this Act amounts
to recognition by the British govern-
ment that the French-speaking ma-
jority of the province of Quebec
could’ not be subjtigated and had tb
bk bargained with as a nation. More-
over, these guarantees concerning
French languages and Roman Cath-
olic religion were explicitly written
into the\ British North America A@
of 1867, which established the Can-
adian confederation.
This ‘political wedge’ into Can-
? adian unity, referred to by Mr.
Welsh, is simply a last-ditch attempt
by the French peoples of Quebec
2 The CORYPHAEUS
Erwin Mako, George Newton,
Alan Price, Nick Van Kats. lay-
Vic Botari, out: Jim Nagel*, David Dolman,
Brian Monk-
Michael Edwards, Terry Fleming,
John Hammond. copy editors:
Gus Cammaert, Rick Weatherbe.
illustrations: Marian Ha rwood,
Gerry Muel- George Somerville. ’ contributing
writers: Jeff ’ Evans, Dave Graf-
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f member: Canadian University
for recognition.
In a Eather feeble last argument,’
Mr. Welsh states that the “French-
Canadians” have not been fully
aware of “the winds
which have been blowing in Can-
of change
ada since 1763.” The educated class
of French people, which was com-
pletely obliterated during the con-
quest, has been slowly rebuilding it-
self, and the process had accelerated
greatly during the period of rapid
industrialization following World
War II. Discriminating against this
upper class by the industrializiqg
powers has been a main cause of
the sudden French outcry in recent
years in the Province of Quebec.
UN TEL.
Co-Op (??) Education
Dear Sir:
I would like to use the medium
of your newspaper to express my
opinions of the Co-ordination
that partment of this university.
This department, which alleged-
ly is here to help Engineering stu-
dents find jobs for their work per-
iods, in my opinion, is not fulfilling
this purpose; at least not to the
benefit of the students.
Having been denied the right to
change jobs after two previous terms,
I decided, this term, to keep myself
informed as to my standing with re-
ference to interviewing . companies.
This nathrally involved talking
various co-ordinators and, for the
most part, I received more or less
satisfactory answers to my questions.
During the period of industrial
interviews I realize that this depart-
ment is busy, but this is no reason
to ignore the, students in order to
give more attention to the interview-
ers. On asking ,a ’ question pertaining
to final matching of available jobs
and students, I was told tiy a senior
member of the department that,
“We don’t have time to answer your
questions; why don’t you just tear
this up (referring to my job pre-
ference list) and go to another uni-
versity?”
If this is the attitude of this de-
partment I think it’s time for some
reorganization of policy. All the
students ask is that they be pro-
vided information on their standing
as with respect to their industrial
signments, as well as more control
over the final choice of jobs.
N. G. Near.
Canada Is Multicultural
Dear Sir:
There are two ways of looking
at the recent editorial regarqing b;
culturalism. One would be to con-
sider it a very sophisticated opinion
- one which the normal student
would -not compr.ehend. .On the -other .._ :..-..-; _.__
hand, one could consider it .garbage.
The choice is obvious.
Canada is not a bicultural coun-
.try, it - is multicultural, as all large
nations are. This is one of the rea-
sons our “culture is a carbon copy
of the U.S.” There is no particular
problem in this if we respect thb
other person’s beliefs and customs.
Mr. Welsh is apparently not willing
to do this.
But Canada is a bilingual country,
and this is where the problem arises.
We are, at present, discriminating
against one of the -two official lang-
uages of our. country* French.. speak-
ing indiviquals are’ forced to learn
English if they wish to “get ahead”
in certain fields, but English speak-
ing persons are not trkated similarly.
A solution to this problem is much
more difficult than recognizing
stein, Fran Humphrey, Bruce
Koepke, Jim Newman, George
Welsh. advertising: Jim Carroth
ers*, fine arts: Art Anderson*
Zat Culp. CUP: Tom Rankin*
circulation: ,Richard Rowe*.
board of publications chairman
Murray French
*department editor
Waterloo and its affiliated Colleges
be addressed to the Editor, Univer-
the freedom of expression of a re-
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problem itself, but if Mr. Welsh at-
tempted to recognize the problem he
would likely be further ahead.
D. E. Smith.
Snow Fences Are Red
Dear: Sir: . to the length were those who stayed.
I am despondent, bitter, angry
Why could the department of build-
ings and grFunds not use color-fasl
snow fence? Running across the
field Saturday night, I ran into a
stretch of it that I didn’t see’ in
the dark. This I do not mind. BUT,
the next day, when I went to put
on my jacket, I discovered
was covered with streaks of red from
the fence. This is intolerable
should be remedied immediately;
. either remove the fence, or as I
have said above, net color-fast snow
fence.
Limping Student,
\ Forestry yI.
De-
‘Fable XVI
A group of people (of both sexes:
were having a bit of a get together
in one of the residence rooms. PeF
haps get togethers is a slightly mild
uiorq to describe this repl&
Roman orgy. A lady of the church
p&sing by immediately guessed whal
was going on behind the closed door.
Moral: Takes nun to know fun.
to . .
COURTESY OF THE McM‘ASTER
ENGINEERING SOCIETY
The Law of the Too Solid Goof:
In any collection of date, the fig-
ure that is most obviously correct
- beyond all need of checking -
is the mistake.
Corollary I - No ,one whom you
ask for help will see it, either.
Corollary II - Everyone
stops . by with unsought advice
will see it immediately.
Experiments must be reproducible-
they should all fail in the same way.
First draw your curves - then plot
the readings.
Experience is directly proportional
equipment ruined.
A record bf data is useful - it in-
as- dicates y&ve be’en working.
To study a subject best, understand
it thoroughly before you start.
In case of doubt, make it sound con-
vincing.
Do not believe in miracles -
on them.
Always leave room to add an ex-
planation when it doesn’t work.
(This open door policy is also
known as the Rule of the Way
Out).
_._. _ _..
In any problem, if you find your-
self doing an unending amount of
*work, the answer may be obtained
by. inspection.
Ahem!
Exams are a matter of luck with
me . . . .
Well, it’s a significant ,item;
But it’s strange how lucky I sure
can be
If I study before I write ‘em.
Collins.
Explaqation
I like education in most of its phases;
I find not one fatilt, particularly:
I make it to classes in dozes and
/ da=,
knd I’m buried extracurricularly.
the Collins.
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,
jim, newmah
reports
Press
/ One of the first few words spok-
en by the chairman at the last
Students’ Council meeting, was that
this would be a long, long meeting
- And it was. - Six ‘hours, from
7:00 p.m.’ to 1:00 a.m. No record,
mind you, but plenty long enough.
Actually, the only ones that objected
A few of the members. who had
“better” things ‘to do left, around
half-time.
Proceedings got under way when
everyone present observed one min-
ute’s silence in honor of the late
that ii President Kennedy. One late-comer
(He walked in when the room was
and in silence), seemed quite shocked
that S.C. members could ever @n-
duct any portion of a meeting with-
out the usual chatter among them-
selves. Seriously though, it was a
decent gesture and their respect was
well taken.
/
After the minutes of previous
meetings had been passed, Jim
Kraemer iead a letter from Paul
Swartz. The letter was his resigna-
tion from the position of Students’
Council Vice President. The Coun-
of a cil unanimously accepted it and
thanked him for the work he had
done,
Well, folks, here’s a big chance
‘Mat’
for sokeone who didn’t like the way
Swartz ran things to offer their ser-
vices. A lot of people could probably
dd a much, much better job than
Paul but I wonder how many’ will.
How about you Roy Masters?.
Among the things on the Execu-
tive Board report which were dis-
:ussed was this item: The dxecutive
have ordered 150 booklets on “How
who
to Run a Meeting.” According to
;he Pres., they’re to be for the gen-
?ral use of various clubs and organi-
zations on campus. I hope they keep
a couple around for S.C. meetings.
They’ll likely come in handy.
to Typical time wasting discussion
occurred when the meeting moved on
tb the S.C. master budget. You’ll
recall that it was OK’ed by the Fin-
ance Committee about two weeks
ago. The people who should have
been at that meeting, and weren’t,
asked the same questions, and de-
rely bated the sanie issues that had been
covered previously. The budget was
however, finally officially passed by
Students’ Council.
Another of the items on the agen-
la was the Student Christian Move-
nent budget. John Braun,
Iware of, just what S.C. would pay
?or, submitted only a request for
office supplies. A simple thing like
that soon evolved into a lengthy
philosophical discussion as . to whe-
ther or not religious and/or political
clubs should be supported. This had
already been hashed over and. ‘de-
cided upon some time ago and so
after hearing the same old argu-
ments, they eventually got back to
the question of the S.C.M. budget.
Keeping up the apparent tradition
Df ‘the more paper .we have, the
more official the meeting must be’
they told Mr. Braun that his request
would not be considered until he
p&sented the club’s entire budget.
Apparently upset by his attempts at
:fficiency ,being squashed, he dashed
But of the room and within an hour
was back with an armful of mimeo-
.
. . . .
- .
graphed copies of the complete
S.C.M. budget. With an air of
benevolence, Students’ Council did
grant his original rquest and hardly
looked at the rest of the budget.
As 7 mentioned before, this was
a long meeting and probably the
most active yet. Here are some of
the other things that were discussed:
You remember that resolution that
was to be presented to the Athletic
.Dept. expressing student dissatisfac-
tion? Well, apparently it was. In re-
porting on the outcome Ji& Krae-
mer was of the opinion that things
weren’t really as bad as we’d ima-
gined. However, it was the, general
felling on Council that he’d been
‘led down the garden path’ by Mr.
Totzke anti his cohorts.
Some of Mr. Kraemer’s friends,
after hearing that the executive
board expense account was getting
low, moved that he be. granted an
additional $100 to cover the cost
of his attendance at various Uni-
versity functions. Do I detect the
word ‘honoria’ sneaking, back into
\
the limelight?
Seeing as how I usually run Stud-
ents’ Council down, I suppose I
‘should really nail someone to the
wall fbr this. But Jim Kraemer is the
best President we’ve had yet and has
done an awful lot of work this
term. Besides, why complain, no
one else will?
Most people have heard of ‘Cross-
roads Africa’ but few know about
it. It turns out that it isn’t just a
place where ttio animal trails cross
in the middle of the jungle. Gary
Palen is to be commended for shed-
ding some light on the subject for
Students’ Council.
\
‘University Jackets’ was the next
subject for discussion. Dave Rumpel,
of the Jacket Committee, presented
Council with a blazer that he moved
be adopted as the official university
blazer. It’s a real sharp, three but-
ton black flannel jacket. It’s of the
slim design and includes the new
‘slash’ pockets. The committee has
worked a deal, whereby one may
purchase the jacket complete with
crest (the expensive one) for around
$40. The council, very enthusiastic
about it, readily adopted it as the
official blazer. It is on sale locally
and orders are now being taken.
Who knows, this may start people
around this place dressing in a
manner befitting the University of
fully
Waterloo.
A’ couple of other things I should
mention before wrapping it up are:
Students’ Council passed a motion
to the effect that ‘at all University
functions the playing of ‘0 Canada’
should be given preference to ‘God
Save the Queen.’ - A copy of the
motion is being sent to Prime Min-
ister Pearson. - How about that?
Also. tp those howling, screaming,
lunatics that have turned the Engin-
eering’ common room into one big
garbage .can - watch out. Legisla-
tion is being carried out to put
corrtitive measures into effect. A
judical committee has been set up
and are fully prepared to deal, in
whatever manner they see fit, with
future slovens. ’
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 deed, during the fateful weekend we had become Am-

TO BE ’ I_ ericans in all but name.

L.L _.
Economically too, we are being Americanized. The

The first’ little snowstorm

by G. WHIZ
of the year last Sunday put drivers. on their
mettle especially on the 401 where sixty seems to be the minimum speed
OR corroborative statistics are too well known to merit
repetition he*. What must be stressed, though, is the
fact that most of the- major decisions affecting Cana-
in any weather. It’s almost beneath one’s dignity as a driver to allow a
small matter like the elements to dictate the safe driving speed. I imagine
that would sound insane to the policeman or the tow truck operator; “It
NOT TO BE dian industry are made by, or subject to the approval
of, economic concerns outside the country.

-was beneath my dignity to go less than sixty.” by BRUCE KOEPKE

What can we do about it? Of course we could,
* * * * Can Canada preserve a separate identity besides as one Canadian businessman has said, “Build a wall
Cars in the median were thicker than snowflakes so they merited the United States? That to-day, this issue is not infre- acres sthe border, jam American communications, and
little attention from the passing motorist. The one incongruous mishap was quently raised by many responsible groups, is indica- force the population to sacrifice a few generations to
an Oldsmobile that had been gutted by fire and was still smoking as I tive that the question is not as facetious as it would develop an independent economy as they did in
drove past. The smoking Olds completed the picture - 401 looked like first appear. Indeed, the interpretation given to recent Russia.” A less spectacular, but more practical solu-
an updated Napoleonic retreat from Moscow. events, especially the brutal assassination of John F. tion would be to learn to live within our means, and
Kennedy, has revealed that the question merits our thereby halt the process of aloenation of ownership
* * * * consideration. and control of Canadian industry, and to publish our
own magazines, write our own books, and make our
Thomas Carlyle, writing on the American Civil War, had this to say:
It is unfortunate for our national image. that we own monies, thereby propagating our own culture to
“Their emancipation of slaves (although a judgment upon unjust slave
co.mbat the American. This in effect, is what the
owners) amounts to little more than a replacement of a crude relation of have, or, rather, believe we have, a common “unde-
fended border” with the United States. Nothing would Cdnadian government has been attempting to do with
responsibility between men by one of no responsibility@ at all. The South
singular lack of success for many years now. My own
says to the nigger, ‘God bless you and be a slave.’ The North says, ‘God better serve our national pretentions than a belligerent
neighbour. But the pitiful fact is that we haven’t solution would be to sit down, this very year, with
damn you, and be free’.”
American officials and attempt to negotiate a union
such a power. The jingoistic “manifest destiny” cry
* * ~>)c * that in former years provided such wonderful electoral with the United States while we still have some ele-
ment of distinctiveness to serve as ammunition for
You engineers are walking garbage dispensers if we are to judge you ammunition for ultra-nationalists like Sir John A.
Macdonald (“A *British subject I was born; a British negotiation. It, is only in this way that we can hope
by the state of your common room. Why lecture you on responsibility; you to salvage any vestige of Canadianism in the world
obviously don’t know the meaning of the word. I wouldn’t be surprised to subject I will die”) has for generations been conspicuous
for its absence. Canada, as a distinct national entity, of tomorrow.
discover that you use the trash container by the vending machines as a
urinal; and those sand filled ashtrays, what you use them for, Heaven only is being raped by co-operation, peace, and good-will.
knows. Alas! Both solutions are utopian and utterly incap-
The threat to Canada’s identity comes from friendly, able of realization! If we had a cause to which to
* * * * peaceful penetration by American money, ideas, and rally, then perhaps we would be prepared to tighten
“G., take a look at this.” So at two in the morning I wandered into culture. Oh, it’s’ not part of a vicious plot to digest our belts, “for the glory of Canada.” But we haven’t
the north; it would no longer be a threat if such were such a cause. We have not been openly threatened,
the next room and discussed the probable location of Carthage. Then we
tried to figure out where Hannibal’s elephants came from. Even at that the case.. The Americans are as interested in our sur- though a veiled threat exists; we have not even been
time in the morning the problem was an interesting one. And how did he vival as a separate. and distinct entity as we are our- courted, though our rape is imminent. Why then
selves. Still the threat exists. Moreover, it is actually should we be perturbed, especially when such an un-
manage to get elephants across the Straits of Gibraltar? The other member
solicited by Canadians in their desire for things Am- solicited act may tend to disrrupt our prosperity. Nor
of our group who had been trying to sleep through the discussion screamed
“They shipped the %&@c”/&$ things in erican, especially their material wealth. is the second solution possible. Against a history of anti-
from a tortured pile of bedclothes,
Bathurst Containers.” End of discussion. americanism and Canadian notions of. superiority such
\ At present, we differ very little in basic attitudes a course of action would be political suicide for its
* * * * from our southern neighbour. Hence the comment advocates. To lay hands on the life work of Sir Wilfred
once voiced by a British journalist to the effect that Laurier and Sir John A. Macdonald would be nothing
“This is KXEL, Waterloo, Iowa” says the nasal twang in the wee “The Austrailians are unmistakable, the Canadians in- short of national vandalism! And so we shall com-
small hours. No matter how fast you turn the dial “KXEL” is always distinguishable.” Friday, November 22, drove home placently drift toward our predestined goal - Ameri-
there. It must have an airwave monoply after 2 a.m. The commercials are this fact with peculiar poignance. Canadians and Am- cans in name as well as in fact. But remember this,
directed at an incredibly low intelligence level: “Stay tuned friends because ericans mourned him as one people. Political science if we lose our separate identity it will not be because
after this next number I’ll be right back to tell you how you can get this teaches us that it is the public awareness of mutual we lack the means to sustain a distinctive Canadian
record for your very own.” Then a six year old begins a monologue: “Dear interests and similarities t-hat constitutes a nation, In- way of life. It will be because we lack the will.
Jesus . . . . . .” and for the next two minutes she attempts to grab her
part of the Christmas gravy. It was an open letter to Jesus. Jesus just may
reply to this one - with a thunderbolt.

>I< * * *
“Jabberwocky” is a literary endeavour of St. Jeromes which hopes,
among other things, “to be infused with the Catholic spirit of liberal
education.” Two lines below ihat someone begins screaming that Ingemar
Bergman is a pornography merchant. If this is “the Catholic spirit of liberal by TOM RANKIN These artbooko, these novels, are sweeping the ocean,” he said.
education” then it’s high time that Reformation Mark II came whistling selling like hotcakes near Ryerson Mr. Coon said that presently, his
An intereseting article from the because they are not obscene . . .
over the horizon. Committee is “not getting action.”
Ryersonian further serves to point
i legally. He said crackdowns on indecent lit-
* * * * out the hypocracy of our censors.
erature come “in cycles.” ’
Although its theme is not precisely The man appointed to keep an
It seems the Royal fasion in England this time of year to announce the same as that of “Peekaboo” last eye on sex on the newsstands is Mr. Coon confirmed that some
that one is pregnant in a suitably eupemistic fashion. The Christmas address week, by John MacDonald, it might David A. Coon, Chairman of Ontario English “classics” such as Tom Jones
to the Empire is one function that will be cancelled because of the Queen’s prove interesting. Advisory Committee on Indecent and Wuthering Heights, had been
condition. Is the Queen that delicate a creature or are we not permitted Literature. submitted for examination to his
to see a pregnant Queen? Personally I (and millions more) will not miss “Incest, lesbianism, travestism,
Committee because they offended
the Royal address, but the royal sense of propriety is just a bit much. homosexuality - a galaxy of ‘skin’ Mr. Coon explained that obscenity
some ” people.
on paper is being sold in The Ryer- is decided in court.
* * * * son campus area. The Committee Chairman said
He said his committee is not em-
most “novelized smut” is churned out
So the grad ball is to be held in February. I know the issue has been Business is booming at The Times powered to “search out” indecent lit-
by a few hack writers.
officially buried so in that light I appoint myself chief mourner to rant at Square Book Store on Yonge Street erature.
the graveside. February, Stratford and Lionel Thornton. If I were to put - skinbook purveyers par excellence. “They can produce one of these
“Citizens must submit material to
it on canvas I’d call it, “Disaster in Trinity.” Thornton, who is his own the Committee for consideration -if things in a couple of days by dictat-
vocalist and who loves to sing sounds like Rudy Vallee with layrngitis. “We get Ryerson people in here ing into a recording machine and
they consider it offensive,” he said.
every day,” says Gill Ball, store having a stenographer insert the
* * * * manager. A book, whether published here punctuation later.”
Anyone over 21 can buy Times or imported, is judged absence under
And so another term draws to a close for the Engineers. Bubonic out- the Criminal Code. The lawyer, who went on record
going, smallpox incoming. Square’s “artistic nudes” and “nov-
as being “opposed to censorship,”
els.” Youthful looking customers are Section 150 (2) of the Code makes, commented on the use of four-letter
asked for proof of age. it an offence to sell “any obscene words in fiction.
“Obscene? No, nothing we sell is written matter, picture model, phono-
graph record or other thing whatso- “You can’t write a story about an
obscene,” says Gill. “All these maga-
zines are passed by Canada Cust- ever .” army barracks and say ‘gee whiz
oms.” throughout, he said.
A recent amendment to the code
Sample: “They Traded Their Wives defines “obscenity” thus: “Any pub- Questioned about the possible so-
Instead Of Green Stamps in Sin lication, the dominent characteristic ciological effects of the sale of “skin-
Valey!” $1 .OO. of which is the undue exploitation books” in the Ryerson area, Mr.
of sex or sex in one of more of Coon said there is “no proof of any
“Police - Yes, plainclothesmen the following: horror, violence, detrimental effort on society” result-
come in once in a while - never crime, shall be considered obscene.” ing from the sale of these books.
say anything though. Fines? No, not
us .” Mr. Coon stated that in his opin- Meanwhile, at The Times Square
Sample: Part-Time Virgin . . . ion, “nude pictures per se are not Book Store,- business continues.
obscene.”
She Used Her Body Like A Whip “Skin books” not available, “over
To Lash Men’s Hunger! 7%. The Stouffville lawyer made the the counter” in the Province of
“Tropic Of Cancer? No, we don’t point that “paperbacks that exploit Quebec are sold in lots ranging in
carry it. Law says it pornography lesbianism, for example, are often value up to $100 to Times Square’s
y’know.” judged obscene.” out-of-town customers.

Sample: Kozy Up With - Kozy The Committee has ordered the The Times Square Book Store is
Books - Behind The Scenes In A removal of “at least 50” paperbacks the only bookstore in Canada that is
Massage Pallor.” $1.25. from the newsstands. “This is like open 24 hours a day, says Gill.”

. Thursday I December I963 3 a


L 22KING
DOUG. GRENKIE
--Sports A’ Sports.
Editor
Tonight the University of Water-
loo basketball Warriors take on the
Lawrence Tech Blue Devils at Sea-
gram Gym. This will be the War-
riors’ first test of the season. So
far they have looked quite good in
practice with Coach Dan Pugliese
putting them through the drills and
patterns. The Blue Devils should put
up some strong competition since
they have an average height of. 6’4”
on their first team. Last year Law-
rence T,ech were defeated by the
champion Assumption team by only
1 point. So, if you want to see some
good basketball and also help cheer
the Warriors on to victory, be sure
to show up for to-night% game at
Seagram Gym.
That sure was a close hockey
game between Arts and St. Jerome’s
last Thursday. Pretty lucky, aren’t
)iou Arts?
By the way, St. Paul’s enjoyed
their steak dinner; I know, I was
there.
The hockey game against W.U.C.
was not too well played. It almost
appeared at one time that they might
even tie us. Cam Brewer will be
back on skates for the next hockey
game; He received a broken nose
and several stitches in the game
against the Hawks.
In the article “Athletic Apathy”
in last week’s paper, two questions
were raised. Should the Athletic de-
partment go around to every student
to force them to get interested in
intramural sports? If the students
cannot be bothered to show any in-
terest, why should the Athletic De-
partment be responsible for getting
him to take part in athletics. Most
students do show an interest and
these people are looked after by
the Athletic Department in a well-
organzied intramural program
the Fall and Winter terms. Perhaps
Dave Campbell’s article stirred
few people and made them take a
little more interest. T,here are more
intramural sports competitions
term, and YOU can take part in
them if YOU ARE INTERESTED?
Are you?
WHITETAKESBLACK
In the annual inter-squad ga(me in
varsity basketball last Friday night,
the Whites took the Blacks 84 to 71.
However the Whites outplayed and
outscored for three quarters of the
game. . The game itself was not tremend-
The White team included Don
Demko, Jim Hann, Jerry Raphael,
Bob Ballahura and Dick Aldridge;
the Black team contained Mike
Swartzkopf, Bill Steinberg, Gerry
Hooper, Bob Pando and John Kuntz.
In the first half the Blacks out-
played the Whites and it ended up
with a score of 28-24 for the ‘Blacks
at half time.
In the third quarter the Whites
seemed a bit disorganized and were
often caught napping as the Blacks
sped by them for easy lay-ups. How-
ever the Whites still stayed in the
game with Dick Aldridge using his
tremendous speed to drive in for
lay-ups, Jerry Raphael tipping in
hopeful shots, and Jim Hann sinking
several long shots. At the end of the
third quarter the Blacks still had
the lead with the score standing
52-49.
In the fourth quarter, the game
picked up. The shots were deadly
and the score rose fast. Having a
77-69 lead with four minutes left
to go in the game, the Whites put
4 The CORYPHAEUS
LAVA1 vs. WARRIORS~ SATURDAY at WATERLOO
. I
/ .-
CURLING CAPERS’
LEAGUE SCORES
Tuesday, November 19:
Butt defeated Hill: 7-5
Amon defeated Busch: 5-2
Smith defeated’ Kerr: 8-6
Darragh defeated St. John: j-1
Dolman defeated Schnarr: 5-4
Ackroyde defeated Purnis: 5-4
Thursday, N&ember 21: *
No Curling
Tuesday, November 26:
Amon defeated Butt: 6-2
Kerr defeated Busch: 8-2
St. John defeated Smith: 5-3
Darragh defeated Schnarr: 4-3
Ackroyde defeated Dolman: 1 l-2
Hill defeated Purnis: 6-3
Thursday, November 28
Allan defeated Kerr: 5-4
Scott defeated Hagey: 5-4 1 more experienced Corneli team.
Schnarr ‘defeated Hill: 6-5
TOP LEAGUE STANDINGS
TuesPay ‘1
Darragh is in top place with 5 wins
and one loss. Dolman, Purnis and
Ackroyde are tied for second with
4 wins and two losses.
Thursday
Allan and Scott are tied for first
place with 4 wins and one loss.
These two teams will play off on
Thursday, December 5. The winner
will thei play the winner of Tues-
day’s league on Thursday, December
12, if possible.
Curling will continue for those who
wish to curl, until December 19th.
Teams will be drawn up at the
curling club for those who are not
in the playoffs.
CT Chapple, Sec.-Treas.
LATE SPORTS
* On Monday night the University
for of Waterloo Warriors went to West-
em for a hockey game. Final score
a was WESTERN 8, WATERLOO
* Monday night Basketball scores
are: i St. Pauls. St. Pauls weaknesses in
next Game 1
St. Paul’s (5), 34; St. Paul’s (7), 35
Game 2
Science, 10; St. Jerome’s 53
Game 3
Engineering 44; Renison 27.
up a strong defense and allowed
th Blacks only two more points for
the remaining minutes while they
themselves piled in a few more
points. Final score stood 84-71 for
the Whites.
ous, but it did show one <big factor.
We not only have a tremendous first
string team, but also have a strong
bench to call on,
BOMIS NETS WINNER
Last Thursday’s intramural hockey
saw Arts and Renison slide to vic-
tories over St. Jerome’s and Engin-
eering.
In the first game, Gil Bownes
scored with two seconds left in the
game, allowing Arts to defeat St.
Jerome’s 2-l in a real thriller. Both
teams were very even throughout the
whole game. St. Jerome’s opened the
scoring in the second period, after a
scoreless first period, when Bob Bish
netted one. In the third period, War-
ren Ferguson, playing spectacular
hockey throughout, got one and set
up Gil Bownes’ winning tally. The
goaltenders were the stars of the
/
Last’ Tuesday, November 26, the
University of Waterloo hockey war-
riors came out on top in the game
against W.U.C. Hawks at Waterloo
Arena.
The Warriors opened the scoring
in the first two minutes of the game
with a goal by Terry Cooke, assist-
ed by Don Mervyn.
A few minutes later the Hawks
tied it up when Warriors were a
man short and Reynolds scored un-
assisted.
The Warriors went ahead with a
goal by Tom Searth from Love and
Lawless, only to have it tied up
again by the Hawks on a goal by
Favot, from Gilbertson and Temp-
lar, which finished the scoring of the
first period.
The first period was rather rough
and, as a result, 8 penalties were
handed out. The Hawks got 5, 3 of
which went to De Fehr and the other
two were picked up by Randle and
Reiner. Warrior penalties went to
Cooke, McLean and Lawless.
Don Mervyn who scored a hat-trick against the Hawks The Hawks opened the scoring in
the second period at the 16 second
mark with a goal by Gilbertson from
CORNELL SQUEEZE WIN Templar. The Warriors
the 7: 15 mark on Thompson’s
tied it up at
goal
Last Thursday the University of Waterloo Warriors iourneved from Lawless and Passmore. At the
to play the Corn611 University hbckey squad. -Although bur &am 8:40, the Warriors again took the
lost the game 4-3, they put up a very strong showing against the lead with Pindler’s goal assisted by
Thompson, at 11:55 the Hawks tied
In’ the first period ’ Cornell got Mervyn and John McLean. The it up with a goal by Belajac from
ahead with a goal by Charles With- Warriors tried hard to, get that Bacon. They then took the lead for
erell. Fifty-one seconds later, Tom equalizer before the end’ of the game the last time on Randle’s unassisted
Searth teid up the game with an but they were unable to get that goal at 15:37. The Warriors tied the
unassisted goal. Cornell got ahead elusive puck behind Cornell goal score on Cooke’s second goal from
again in the first period with a goal tender John Sharpe. Thus the game Cressman. Mervyn put Warriors in
by Murray Stephen, who. happens to ended 4-3 in favoun of Cornell. front to stay at 16:02 on his goal
hail from St. Mary’s, Ont. Waterloo received six penalties from Sharman and Cooke. Searth
The Warriors came roaring back and Cornell received three minors completed the scoring at 19:02 with
with a goal by Don Mervyn at 2:22 and a misconduct. The Cornell play- an unassisted goal. The penalties in
of the second period. Assists were ers outskated the Warriors since they this period were even, with Cress-
given to Ken Thompson and Dave play International Rules which stress man, Lehman and Peacock of the
Passmore. fast skating and no body-checking Warriors and Favot ‘and Russell of
In the final period, Cornell surged in the offensive zone. Our fellows
the Hawks doing them, Russell
ahead by two goals when Ed Sauer took a while getting used to the
twice. The last period, although lack-
and Jim Stevens counted. Terry different rules, but once they did,
ing in scoring, supplied several
Cooke put the Warriors back in the they played a terrific game and,
thrills along the boxing line. Templar
game when he scored a goal at the with a few breaks, victory could
of the Hawks and Deighton of the
12:08 mark; he was assisted by Don have been ours.
Warriors received majors for fight-
ing. Lehman of the Warriors and
Brady of the Hawks received minors
dribble! dribble!! for roughing. The game closed in a
free-for-all type affair with the
Warrior’s Sharman ‘taking the spot-
ENGINEERSTROUNCE ST. P’s light while plucking a few feathers
from the Hawk’s Russell.
The Engineers wiped out St. Paul’s 4 galant individuals and thus went
58 to 18 in the first game. A fast down fighting. For the victors Ross All in all, the Warriors played a
2. breaking offense and sturdy defence Prentice and Roger McLeod shone. good game, but with more practice
enabled the Engineers to demolish John McVey and J. Schultz were will be able to do much better and
standouts for the Artsmen. show prospects for a strong team.
both, departments were a great help.
Top scorers for the Engineers were
l m
John Catterick with 14 points and
Al Etchells with 9. St. Paul’s line
star was Rod Barr with 9 points.
The next game saw a tight de-
fensive team from St. Jerome’s top-
ple Renison 37 to 20. Jim Ridley
and Stan Connelly starred for St.
Jerome’s. For Renison Doug Hill and
Bernie ., Sliwinski were standouts.
In the last game St. Paul’s (6) up-
‘set the Artsmen 30 to 29. The game
was won in the dying seconds of a
three minute overtime period. If the
Artsmen had had a couple of extra
players they would have been as-
sured of a victory, but they had only
’
two teams. Each goalie made some
“sure-goal” saves to keep their re-
spective team in the game.
I plough a straight furrow
In the second game, Bill Lindsay
netted two goals, one in the first in my finances with a
and third, to help Renison snub En-
gineering 4-2. Mailon Marshal and 1
Personal Chequing Account at.. . ‘MY BANK’
TO3MIMIOM CANAOUWJ
Doug Hill netted the other goals for /
Renison while Faari and Riddell net-
ted the Engineers’ two lone goals.
Ken Novlan was the big reason for
Renison’s victory. He kicked out some
tremendous shots to preserve the win
for the Renisonians. John Palmer a big step on the road to success is an early banking ‘connection
and Paul Strong did some extra
checking. University Avenue & Philip Street Office
More games to-night. E. G. (Ted) MORGAN, Oficer in charge
ARENA
 L. A \sc/, R E. N C E _, I“---- ;: ‘-
. blue yes and six foot stature make a striking Lawrence
by TOM RANKIN the rolling mountains of sand like buxom women both
inviting and dangerous; the fiery sun so hot that death (although the real Lawrence was about 5’6”). His per-
Lawrence of Arabia is another multimillion dollar is its constant companion - this is Arabia, a wildly formance is bold and exhibitionary, full of spirit, fire, *
movie spectacular but with a difference. It’s grandeur beautiful country. This the camera catches with severe and pathos. It is a noble characterization of one of the
and claim to the title of a great movie does not depend clarity. great heroes of the First World War.
on “a cast of thousands,” Charlotn Heston, Cinemascope Producer Sam Spiegel has assembled some of the
and color. The fact that Lawrence of Arabia was a hero cannot
award winning cast of “Bridge ,on the River Kwai:tT,
On the contrary, although a cast of thousands is be’. .disp$ed, .-but T. :;E..: ‘Lawrence the man has been a
Director David Lean is, a man’. so,, respected- in “his field _.
used, it is not necssary to the crux of the story. Peter puzzle for;. the; last -50 ‘years. :-He had a great desire to
that Alec Guinness ,accepted the role’ of Prince Feisal’k‘.
O’Toole is a better actor than Mr. Heston. Black and help the Arab .people free themselves from the Turks
without even reading the script; Sir Alec Guinness one
white would have sufficed. and give Arabia .back to the Arabs. He had such faith
of the most versatile actors in the world today, equally in himself that he thought himself invincible and almost
This does not mean however that these things at home on the modern stage, Shakespearian theatre and
weren’t important. The thrilling Arab cavalry charge on a god. Within this grand exterior lurked a man tainted
the films, and Jack Hawkins a veteran of many great
the Turkish garrison at Akaba and the blood thirsty with masochism as well as sadism and touches of homo-
movies and a respected actor. In addition, there is An-
massacre of a whole Turkish column by the crazed Law- sexuality. He was a crazy mixed up kid! But these quirks
thony ‘Quinn, Jose Ferrer and of course Peter O’Toole.
rence and his Arabs will never be forgotten. in his character did not affect his contributions to history.
The photography is magnificent. Never has the Peter O’Toole, although unknown to most movie He still remains a dynamic character with a story worth
dessert appeared so beautiful. The rugged red of sand- goers is not a newcomer to acting. He is a trained classical telling, and it is told with drama and feeling in Sam
stone cliffs chewed by the winds into fantastic shapes; actor with a dramatic voice and manner; his blond hair Spiegel’s “Lawrence of Arabia.”

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At the Baha’i meeting on November 26, Mr. system was right for medieval Europe, this seems to sories, but the recent disturbances in Sikkim render these unobtainable.
To any true connoisseur the excellent condition of our stake makes
Martin spoke on integration. Integration, an import- be the solution for today. our prices very reasonable. Contact A. B. Coupal, c/o the Coryphaeus.
ant facet of the Baha’i faith, was chosen as the first Also they think that integration is not ‘a thing
topic because it is such an important question for of the future but a process which has been’ going
North Americans. If we lived in Pakistan where wo- on for a long time. As Mr. Martin pointed out, the TO THE GAMBLERS . . .
men are kept in seclusion, th topic would probably invasion by the North African Negro Moslem of .
“It is a difference of ’ opinion
have been the rights of women. Spain, painted quite few Europeans with the “tarbrush,” _
that makes horse-races.”
and if you look at the portraits of European royalty
The Baha’i faith was founded by a Persian over after that time, there is some suspicion as to the MARK TWAIN
a hundred years ago, but it is in our fast-moving purity of the race. . . . and Supps!
world of today that it has become so significant. A So ofetn, if you tell someone that you believe
world community in which there are no black, or integration is the right thing, they come back with BOB WAGNER, B.A. - C.L.U.
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Thursday 5 December 1963

 i week ccmpus

Two saints- and a Sinner - Thursday 5 December

Folk Dance Club I Theatre Workshop
and St. Jerome’s Lounge
12 Noon
7 p.m.
Friday 6 December
. RENISaN: Batten down’ the hatches’, . Arts and Science Ball Walpher Hotel 9 p.m. to ?
Renison laurel wreaths go to all the members of A clothesline, that made a dandy limbo bar, was Saturday 7 December
the cast of ‘Patience’ for puttin on a most enjoyable stretched across the downstairs’ ‘hall in the girls’ wing. Studying for Exams at home and library all day
performance. A special vote o % thanks to Ferry, or However, the Housemother was not too appreciativ&
Merry, or anyway, Mr. Jones (you know, the pne with Apparently the line stretched from her door to the Sunday 8 December
the lily and the angelic expression) for an “aesthetic one directly across the hall 2 making it impossible Writing overdue essays On a typewriter all day
transfiguration which some may call indigestion,” but for her to leave her apartment, except by way of the
3 which we call pure entertainment. window, and that’s quite a drop. The Sigma Deltas Monday 9 December
Besides supplying -a large number of the cast for strike again???? Treasure Van St. Paul’s Great Hall 10 a.m. to 9 p.m.
’ the operetta, Renison also provided the locale for the The barricades are up, everythnig breakable is being
cast parties on Thursday and Friday nights. Being removed, fire hoses are unwound and ready for instant Tuesday 10 December . .
typical Renisonians, several of the boys staged an use. Renison is being invaded by a hord of, no, not Treasure Van St. Paul’s Great Hall 10 a.m. to 9 p.m.
inpromptu water fight, in the course of which Mr. Engineers or the Sigma Deltas, but the orphans’ from Wednesday 11 December
IS. ‘- J., the Don of men, and various members of St. Agatha. We really don’t need the riot equipment
the cast were barricaded in his apartment. His jailers for the children, at least they’re well-behaved, it’s to Treasure Van St. Paul’s Great Hall 10 a.m. to 9 p.m.
must have relented, though, because he was out in keep the good Sisters from the orphanage from re- Thursday 12 December
time to shoulder his rifle in time for the Friday claiming them.
night performance. \ Fran. Only eleven shopping days left to Christmas
Friday 13 December (lots. of luck)
Engineering Exams begin Seagram Gym 8 a.m. & 2 p.m.
ST. JEROME’S: News, for a change Renison Semi-Formal Renison College 9 to 1:30
Completely abandoning my usual policy for writing smashes a ping-pong ball off your head. Saturday, we Saturday 14 December
this column. I’m going to mention something news- held the event that’ everyone has been training for all Engineering Exams - still! 8 a.m. & 2 p.m.
worthy - the elections for the S.J.C. Student’s Coun- year: the annual get-a-good-seat-for-the-Grey-Cup-game Sunday 15 December
cil executive. The offices of president, secretary and competition. This year it was a memorable event;
treasurer were acclaimed, vice-president, executive pre- the television was moved up to the main lounge, cramming, cramming, crammnig
sident, and 2nd Rep. (these last two represent us on where the contest was held. Monday 16 December
the University Students’ Council) were elected. Bob We were lucky enough to have the Folk Dance
Wiljer was uncontested for President, as were Carolyn club as guests last Thursday evening. The dances crabbing, crabbing, crabbing
Lavigne for secretary and W. Patrick Mackesy for they performed for us were interesting, entertaining
Treasurer; Dave Young was elected Vice-President, and informative.
Rick Weatherbe 2nd Rep., and George Johnstone, Oh, by the way: who tied the knots in the stairwell
Executvie President. curtains last Friday night?
Sports are, once again, in full awing. Our ping-pong / As for Notre Dame, it’s still there; but as usual, -
groceries and meats I university billiards
table is set up again in the laundry room. It’s not safe no news. post office and variety
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to Renison on their very successful
of “Patience.” It was certainly enjoyed by hockey (guess why?) I should like to make a prediction SEE RON ;
all who attended (The parties were also good.) re basketball Monday night (now last Monday night):
Elections for St. Saul’s College Council are set for St. Paul’s will win two and lose one. (Editor’s note: for a CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
next Tuesday, December 10th. At the time that this St. Paul’s Team 1 plays St. Paul’s Team 3 .)
article was being written, nominations were still com-
We wire flowers everywhere
ing in for President, two vice-presidents, (1 boy and Since this -is. my last column before Christmas (and .I
who knows where any of us will be after Christmas
1 girl), Secretary,
I two University
Treasurer, seven ~ Floor Reps, and
Students. Council Reps, Social Com-
mittee and Athletic Committee Chairmen will be’ ap-
results), I’d like to say Merry Christmas to
;‘ALjLn’ you readers. Note that I restrained the impulse
to tell the truth by putting “BOTH? At least one
Qlowers by Qon
pointed later.
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