ADULT SMA COLLECTION

Kid- Mummy SuSu aayi hai, chaddi utaro.

Mummy- hey Bhagwan! ye bhi kya zindagi hai..

Din hua to iski Chaddi utaro aur Rat hui to iske papa ki Chaddi utaro.

Gril:Mera boyfriend kab sudhry ga?

Baba G:Usko layi ho?

Girl:Nahi

Baba:Koi baat nahi.

Apni Brazier kholo

Girl:kyun?

Baba:Us k haath ki lakern dekhni hain.

Pati shadi ke baad:Main shadi se pahle 20 aurton k 7 so chuka hun. .

Patni:Mujhay pata tha k jb KUNDLI mili ha to adatain bhi zaroor milti hongi.:-D

An ugly woman went 2 priest 4 help.

Priest: only after death, all men will b urs.

She went on bridge & jumped.

She fell on a truck of bananas.

She lost senses & was unable to see. She touched her surroundings feeling all the bananas;

She smiled and said:

GENTLEMEN, One at a time plz…

Husband:

Muje aaj ofice me apne seenay k safaid bal dikhane pr old age pension mili

Wife

Pant ki zip khol k dekha detay to mazuri allowance bhi mil jata :-

Once an Old Man was in Hurry, He forget to zip up his pant.

A girl said: Ur zip is open.

Old main said: "Dont worry", Dead Birds Don't Fly...!

Newton ne apple niche girte dekha aur GRAVITY discover ki.

Koi us GADHEY se ye puche k ABEY SAALAY!

25 saal se POTTY karta tha to wo kya UPER JATI THI ?

A Boss has 2 Interview 4 Girls for Secretary Position.

He asked each 1 of them

Q: A Woman Normally has 2 Mouths ! What's the difference between the 2?

The 1st answered: 1 can talk But The other can't.

2nd answered: 1 is Vertical & The other is Horizontal.

3rd answered: 1 is Hairy, The other isn't.

The Last 1 answered: 1 is for My Use & The Other is for My Boss !

Boss: "Yes, You're Hired !"

Kid:mumy papa na nokrani k saath..

Mom:bus beta tmharay papa aaye to un k saamnay

mujhay btana.me aaj dekh lungi unhay.

Sham ko baap aaya to maa boli haan beta aap

subha kya keh rhay thay.

Kid: wo na papa nokrani k sath wohi kr rhay thay

jo ooper walay uncle aap k saath krtay hain..:

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Indian PM to Zardari:

Mre pas Bipasha hy, Katrina hy, Ashwarya hy, tmhare pas kia hy?

Zardari: Mere pas Gulishtan-e-Jouhar mai Flat hy, sabko le aao…

SILLY QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS………………

Q. What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker?

A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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Q. What's a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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Q What's the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

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Q. What's the definition of 'Macho'?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

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Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

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Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!

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Q.Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it's worth it!

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Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie, but a Guy can do it alone.

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Q. What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal.

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Q. What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common?

A. Their balls are just for decoration.

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Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?

A. About three inches.

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Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?

A. The grip.

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Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?

A. It's not hard.

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Q: What's the difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife?

A: 45 pounds.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband?

A: 45 minutes.

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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.

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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

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Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A . They don't have balls to scratch!

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