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Sex with just the tip. The butthole can be a great source of
pleasure and poo.
Make love, not war, and never Buy more fruits & vegetables.
to Gwar. I heard the guy who works at the
fruits & vegetables place gives
Role playing can help spice up your super beejays.
sex life. Pretend to be someone Nipple clamps are excellent for
who’s good at sex. keeping nipples in place.
for those times when
you’re having sex and want it
to not be the worst
HOT POSITIONS
When there were only one pair of bloobing
Bloobing was
footprints that’s when you were just outlawed
crazy bouncin’ on my big ol’ rod. in 1978 in the UK
when people
started doing it as
a dance move in
Euroclubs.
Have sex with me please.
1. Stick it in.
2. Wiggle it around.
3. NAILED IT swaffling
70% of women
who have swaffled
Butt stuff. reverse-reverse cowgirl
report that they
feel “comforted”
This bold move was invented in 1986 by by the move and
Jerry Tankworth, a very lazy man who felt that it makes them
great claustrovaginalphobia when feel like a “sexy
performing a traditional “69” pose. basketball,” which
is a top fantasy.
these will make your partner go
‘mmm’ and ‘ohhh’ and ‘whaaaat’
guaranteed i guess
HOT
HOTPOSITIONS
POSITIONS
the dutch quisping
Ladies—is your man “ready” to microwave It’s peeing in someone’s
butt, but quisping is also
“go”? Grab it hard and sing all of This fart sauna move
rose in popularity during about “flooding the
“Blue Christmas” into it. That’ll chill the microwave oven
boom of the 1980,the
patriachy with third-wave
feminism” according to
him the fuck out. paper bag boom of the noted sexologist
2010s, and the “grunge Dr. Sue Shimberg.
fart” boom of the 1990s.
Alien on the streets, Predator in
the sheets.
Fellas—are you “ready” to “go”? Well
watch out cause I heard your girl likes
grabbing dicks and singing Christmas shrimping
songs into ‘em for some fucking reason. While a finger in
the butt isn’t
You need to change your safeword required for this
grueling move
every three weeks for security reasons created by
NASA, it is
and it must have numbers in it. appreciated.
These will really spice
things up in the boudoir
(french bedroom)
HOT POSITIONS
the chocolate e.t. the
Nothing wrong with stopping at mckitten sex move
Two poos becoming one is the
second base for the first few weeks. ultimate act of intimacy, so
Also known as “Mac
and Me: The Sex
But if you were a pro baseball player much so that The Chocolate
McKitten has become de
Move” when using
Skittles.
I’d fucking fire you. rigueur as a replacement for
traditional wedding vows.
your constituents!)
You are a baby! You
shouldn’t be reading
this! You—wait ...
wait a second. H-how
can a baby read? AH!
WITCH BABY! BURN
1”
THE WITCH BABY!
HOT POSITIONS fun at parties
which prominently
feature fucking
twerging auto-erotic
Into bondage?
twerging Have sex while standing up (for the
I mean, like, Mask and bind two friends
like so, then masturbate all
rights of gays & lesbians to marry
REALLY into
bondage? by yourself like a bonobo on their partners).
shore leave.
Denying your partner satisfaction can If you find you don’t have time during
be a real turn-on for both of you. your busy day for sex then start having
Blindfold them, tease them with light microsex while you go for coffee or fold
touches and then move to a new city. laundry. Just super tiny sex.
Don’t feel bad if your partner needs to Spice things up by using a vacuum
touch themselves and your best friend cleaner during sex if your fetish is
in order to get off. emergency rooms.
Having sex in new locations can be Join the “mile-high” club and fuck
exciting, like when Neil Armstrong an airplane.
fucked the moon.
Ladies! When faking your orgasms,
Shower sex is great because you can don’t forget to contrive a convincing
fantasize that you’re having sex out in backstory and family history for each,
the rain but the rain is hot because just in case he quizzes you later.
these are the End Times.
Do not attempt these
hot tips without parental
supervision
HOT POSITIONS
brimping
The creators of “Gee, Your
Remember this simple mnemonic: Hair Smells Terrific!”
“Stuck in a rut? Thumb in the butt. weren’t stopping with
shampoo: in 1976, the Gee
Need to slow down? Grab your cock Your Company Isn’t
Litigious corporation
and punch it as hard as you can.” revealed this sexual
possibility to coincide with
the American bicentennial.
“Crossing your fingers” has a 0% birth
control effectiveness rate, but I don’t
know, maybe this time?...
Remember this simple mnemonic: the fleshy
“Feelin’ kinky? Stick in a pinky! lightswitch
Feelin’ romantic? Grab your cock the candle in
the winde This fun move was
and punch it as hard as you can.” Created in tribute to the late
created by Lighttube
Flashlights to promote
Diana, Princess of Wales, who flashlights as an erotic
loved it so much she was device. They went out
Fella! Want to drive her wild? Then known affectionately as “The of business when
learn how to fold a goddamn bath Pee Pole’s Princess.” Did you
know this book cannot be
people confused them
with “fleshlights,”
towel, Gerry, jesus FUCK sold in the United Kingdom
because of that joke?
horribly cutting their
penises.
These will for sure get you a
marriage proposal or a divorce,
whichever floats your boat.