There's just two kind of people, the sinner and the saint;

There's one that gets and always got while the other poor one ain't.
Oh, the rich man drives his Lincoln past the red light with a grin,
And the poor man follows right behind in his little hunk of tin.
There's a motorcycle copper following upon their trail;
Oh, the rich man tears his ticket, but the poor man goes to jail.

Oh, the rich man takes the high road anywhere that he may go,
But when the poor man's travelin' he must always take the low.
So if you're rich you'll travel snug as peas are in the pod;
Oh, the rich man rides a cushion and the poor man rides the rods.

Oh, the rich man when he's ailing stays at home and calls the doc,
But the poor man has to go to work, be in time to punch a clock.
The rich man takes his medicine, has his doctors and his nurse;
So the rich man he gets better but the poor man he gets worse!

Oh, the rich man steals a million from the bank that he controls,
While the poor man steals a loaf of bread or a penny's worth of rolls.
They take them to the courthouse, one is laughing, one's in tears;
Oh, the rich man gets an apology while the poor man gets ten years!

Oh, the rich man gets a lawyer and the lawyer pleads his case,
While the poor man asks for sympathy but of that there is now trace.
So if you're rich don't worry but the poor must give up hope;
Oh, the rich man gets acquitted while the poor man gets the rope!

Oh, the rich man when he kicks off has a casket made of gold,
While the poor man has a wooden box and his grave looks mighty cold.
The rich man gets a sermon but here's one thing that's sure,
When the rich man takes that last long ride he's as much dead as the poor!

Kung mayaman ka, meron kang "allergy"

Kung mahirap ka, ang tawag dyan ay "galis" o "bakokang"

Sa mayaman, "nervous breakdown" dahil sa "tension and stress"

Sa mahirap, "sira ang ulo"

Kung mayaman ka, "pneumonia" daw ang sakit mo

Kung mahirap, "TB" yon

Sa mayaman, "hyperacidity"

Kapag mahirap, "ulcer" dahil walang laman ang tiyan

Sa mayamang "malikot ang kamay", ang tawag ay "kleptomaniac"

Sa mahirap, ang tawag ay "magnanakaw" o "kawatan"

Pag mayaman ka, you're "eccentric"

Kung mahirap ka, "may toyo ka sa ulo" o "may topak" o "may sayad"

Kung mayaman ka at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay may "migraine"

Kung mahirap ka naman at sumakit ang ulo mo, ikaw ay "nalipasan ng

gutom"

Kung mayaman ka, you are referred to as someone who is "scoliotic"

Pero kung mahirap ka, ikaw ay "kuba"

Kung ang señorita mo ay maitim, ang tawag ay "morena" o "sun tanned"

Pero kung isa kang domestic na maitim, ikaw ay "ita" o "negrita" o

"baluga"

Kung nasa high society ka at ikaw ay maliit, ang tawag sa iyo ay "petite"

Kung mahirap ka lang, ikaw ay "pandak" o "bansot"

Kung socialite ka, ikaw ay "pleasingly plump"

Kapag mahirap ka, ika'y "tabatsoy" o "lumba-lumba" ...pagminamalas ka,

"baboy"

Kapag mayaman, "fasting" ang hindi kumain

Kung mahirap, "nagtitiis"

Kung well-off ka at date ka rito, date ka roon, ang tawag sa iyo ay

"socialite"

Kung mahirap ka, ikaw ay "pakawala" o "pok-pok"

Kung mayamang alembong ka, ang tawag sa iyo ay "liberated"

Pero kung isa kang dukha, ang tawag sa iyo "malandi"

Kapag mayaman, "misguided" o "spoiled" ka

Kung mahirap ka, "addict" o "durugista"

Kung may pera ka, ang tawag sa iyo "single parent"

Pero kung wala kang trabaho, ang tawag sa iyo "disgrasyada"

Kapag mayaman at sexy, "fashionable" daw

Kung mahirap, sigurado "GRO" o "japayuki" ka

Ang tawag sa mayayamang puro gulay ang kinakain, "vegetarian"

Habang kakaawa ang mahirap na " kumakain ng damo."

Sa exclusive school, "assertive" ang mga batang sumasagot sa mga

guro

Pero pag ang mga mahihirap na bata ang sumasagot sa mga guro, ang
tawag sa

kanila ay "bastos!"

Ang mayamang tumatanda, "are graduating gracefully into senior

citizenhood"

Ang mga mahihirap ay "gumugurang"

Ang anak ng mayaman ay "slow learner"

Ang anak ng mahirap ay "bobo" o "gung-gong"

Kung mayaman ka at marami kang kumain, you flatter your host who
says,

"masarap kang kumain and I like you, you do justice to my cooking"

Kung ghastly peasant ka eating the same amount in the same house,
your host

will say to himself na ikaw ay "patay-gutom"

Kung graduate ka ng exclusive school at sa ibang bansa ka

nagtatrabaho, ang
tawag sa iyo "expat"

Kung mahirap ka lang, ikaw ay "contract worker"

Kung boss ka at binabasa mo ito sa office mo, "okay lang" Pero kung
ikaw ay hamak na empleyado lamang, ikaw ay"

nagbubulakbol" ...kaya forward mo na agad ito dahil nasa likod mo ang

boss mo