Volum e 49A, Issue 10

M onday, July 9th, 2018

"All the new s that fits, w e pr i n t "
Def or est at i on By Leah K.

Defor estation, the act of cutting dow n tr ees, is a gr ow ing pr oblem alm ost ever yw her e in the
w or ld. Fr om the Philippines (w hich has w itnessed a 32% decr ease in tr ees [#1]) to Haiti (w hich has
w itnessed a 22% decr ease in for est ar ea [#1]), for ests ar e being cut dow n alm ost constantly. Ever y tw o
seconds, enough tr ees to fill a football field ar e cut dow n (#2). Ever yday, r ainfor ests the size of four teen
M anhattans ar e destr oyed (#3). Ever y year , 33 m illion acr es ar e er adicated (#4). In the last 50 year s,
seventeen per cent of the Am azon Rainfor est has been destr oyed (#5), and since 1600, 90% of Am er ica?s
or iginal for est has been cut dow n (#6). At the r ate hum ans ar e cutting dow n tr ees, ther e w on?t be any
tr ees left in 300 year s (#7).
One of the biggest causes of defor estation is the need of land for far m ing livestock and gr ow ing
food (#8). Popular foods, such as palm oil, r equir e space to gr ow. The only space available is often
cover ed w ith tr ees, and the tr ees ar e, m or e often than not, cut dow n. Another cause of defor estation is
logging. Logging, cutting dow n tr ees to be pr ocessed into paper and other w ood pr oducts, is often
illegal and contr ibutes gr eatly to defor estation.
Fr om the extinction and endanger m ent of anim als and plants to clim ate change, the effects of
defor estation ar e bigger than one is able to im agine. Fir st of all, tr ees and for ests play a lar ge par t in
keeping car bon dioxide levels to a m inim um , w hich is a m ain contr ibutor to clim ate change (#9). Tr ees
cr eate nutr ients w ith the car bon dioxide. W hen tr ees ar e destr oyed, the car bon dioxide sim ply goes
into the air ; w hich is detr im ental to the ear th. Additionally, the destr uction of tr ees m eans the var iety
and am ount of anim als w ill continue to decr ease. Accor ding to the Wor ld W ildlife Fund, ther e ar e an
estim ated 100,000,000 differ ent kinds of anim als. Of those anim als, it is estim ated that 10,000 species
becom e extinct each year (#10).
W hat can you do to help stop defor estation? Ther e ar e m any or ganizations that aim to help stop
defor estation that you can suppor t. Stand For Trees aim s to pr otects for ests by having people pur chase
Stand For Tr ees Cer tificates (#11). These cer tificates help pr otect a par t of the for est that is susceptible
to defor estation. Website: https://standfortrees.org/en/. Another or ganization that pr oves useful to
stopping defor estation is the Rainfor est Tr ust. This com pany pr ivately buys land that is vulner able to
logging and other for m s of destr uction in or der for it to be pr otected for year s to com e (#11).
Fur ther m or e, this or ganization cr eates jobs by letting locals guide tour ists w ho ar e visiting the ar ea.
Website: www.rainforestconcern.org/rainforest_facts/whyaretheybeingdestroyed/. On a r elated note,
m aking sm all changes in your ever yday life can gr eatly influence the futur e of the for ests. For
exam ple, tr y to buy item s that ar e r ecycled; this ensur es that the pr oduct you bought isn?t fr om a
r ecently-clear ed for est.
Sour ces:
1. OneTr eePlanted. ?Tr ee Facts.? OneTr eePlanted, onetr eeplanted.or g/pages/tr ee-facts.
In this issue:
2. ?Defor estation: 11 Facts You Need to Know.? Conser vation Inter national,
w w w.conser vation.or g/stor ies/Pages/11-defor estation-facts-you-need-to-know.aspx. " Ever yt h i n g
3. ?How M any Tr ees Ar e Cut Dow n Each Year (And How to Slow It Dow n).? Gr een and Gr ow ing,
Gr een and Gr ow ing, 9 Jan. 2018, w w w.gr eenandgr ow ing.or g/m any-tr ees-cut-each-year -help/. w ill tur n into a
4. ?Defor estation.? W W F, Wor ld W ildlife Fund, w w w.w or ldw ildlife.or g/thr eats/defor estation.
5. Br adfor d, Alina. ?Defor estation: Facts, Causes & Effects.? LiveScience, Pur ch, 3 Apr. 2018, fir e
w w w.livescience.com /27692-defor estation.htm
6. Hill, Taylor. ?The Planet Has 3 Tr illion Tr ees, but They Could Be Gone in 300 Year s.? TakePar t, 3
Sept. 2015, w w w.takepar t.com /ar ticle/2015/09/03/m or e-tr ees-3-tr illion-hum ans-cut-dow n-half/.
ex t i n gu i sh er
7. ?5 Big Causes of Defor estation and How You Can Stop It.? One Gr een Planet, 10 M ay 2017,
w w w.onegr eenplanet.or g/anim alsandnatur e/5-big-causes-of-defor estation-and-how -you-can-stop
(even you )"
-it/, http://w w w.r ainfor estconcer n.or g/r ainfor est_facts/w hy_ar e_they_being_destr oyed/
8. ?Defor estation and Its Effect on the Planet.? National Geogr aphic, 25 July 2017, ***
w w w.nationalgeogr aphic.com /envir onm ent/global-w ar m ing/defor estation/.
9. M cDer m ott, M at. ?10 Countr ies W ith the Highest Defor estation Rates in the Wor ld.? Cat s
Tr eeHugger , Tr eehugger , 5 Feb. 2018,
w w w.tr eehugger.com /cor por ate-r esponsibility/10-countr ies-w ith-the-highest-defor estation-r ates-
in-the-w or ld.htm l.
pr et en di n g t o
10. ?Stand For Tr ees.? Stand for Tr ees, standfor tr ees.or g/en/.
11. ?Rainfor est Concer n.? Rainfor est Concer n - W hy Ar e They Being Destr oyed?,
be CI Ts
w w w.r ainfor estconcer n.or g/r ainfor est_facts/w hyar etheybeingdestr oyed/.
I Have Lef t Th e W.I .S. Th e Ser i ou s Ar t i cl e
By Nico Di An-JELL-O By Chloe Cr able

Walker Ander son, the head of the
Daily Double and teacher of m any other
w r iting classes has been the tar get of a
w hole lot of hate. Each year ther e is som e
new r um or , cr iticizing Walker , w hen he is
r eally just a nor m al (ish) dude. Now w e
hear that he is a soul sucking m ango. Ther e
is even a gr oup (The Walker Investigation
Squad) that does nothing but w r ite ar ticles
stating their pr oblem s w ith Walker , and
giving unr ealistic tips on how to avoid him .
Yes, I w as par t of this squad for a shor t
per iod of tim e, but I never com pletely felt
r ight about it. Now , ther e is even a w ebsite
called w w w.stoptheor der.com . This is w hy
I quit. It has gone too far. And I am not the
only one w ho believes this.
M ia Gor don, w ho is a fellow w r iter
for the DD, com m ented on the w ebsite,
saying that ?I hate it. Walker is a nice guy.
He doesn?t deser ve that.?
M any ar e tir ed of it. Sor en, a
m em ber of the DD staff, r em ar ked, ?I think
this joke has r un its cour se.?
The w hole thing, is, quite fr ankly,
stupid. I know you m ight be offended by
that, but it is the tr uth. It w as all, ha ha,
ver y funny. The joke is bor ing now. On top
of this w ebsite, ther e is also a gm ail for the
W.I.S. because appar ently, it is so
?inter esting? that you have to
com m unicate about it outside of cam p.
So, because of this, I am for m ally
leaving the W.I.S. It has gone too far , and I
can?t enter tain it any m or e. This isn?t fair
to Walker. I w on?t take par t in this. Thank
you for your tim e.
I sit at the table in the cor ner of the Daily
Double r oom . I w ent to sit at the fir st table, the long
one and I hear d people talking about Eli Gr assi?s new
w ebsite, w w w.stoptheor der.com . One boy (he w ishes
to not be nam ed) told m e w hat I believe (that Walker
is a m ango) is stupid. At this m om ent the other people
at the table star ted joining in. I felt over w helm ed so I
m oved back to the r egular table I sit at. I w anted to
talk about this. We w ould stop if Walker had told us
to, but he hadn?t. We only do this because he toler ates
it. One gir l w as saying that she r eally likes Walker ,
w hich I do too, and my w ay of show ing affection is
m aking fun of him and com ing up w ith conspir acies.
I talked to the people at my table, Eli, Walker Zach,
and M aisie. They all said w ithout the m em es, they
genuinely enjoyed having Walker as a counselor. I
per sonally don't under stand w hy people ar e m ad at
us for believing our beliefs. I'm fine w ith people
having their ow n opinions, but I don?t like them
calling us stupid.
I hope this changes your opinion about us
hating on Walker. Ever yone does things differ ently,
and this is our w ay of show ing affection to him .

W hy M essi an d Ron al do Have Never Won a Wor l d Cu p

By Oisin Asaad

M ost people in the w or ld think that M essi and Ronaldo ar e the best player s in
soccer r ight now. But w hy have they never w on a w or ld cup? This ar ticle w ill
explain!
1) M essi and Ar gentina don?t have a r eally good team . Neither does Ronaldo w ith
Por tugal.
2) People put a lot of pr essur e on M essi and Ronaldo because of how good they
ar e, so they str ess too m uch.
3) M essi is sm all so it is easy for him to fall over w hen bigger people ar e pushing
him ar ound.
These ar e the r easons I think M essi and Ronaldo have not w on the w or ld cup.
Thanks for r eading!
Cou n sel or dr ag n am es dr y2t i m es
By M ia By Lucia Saenz

Yet ANOTHER slip fr om the idea box, and this one?s a good one! Her e W hen you do a car
is a fool-pr oof list of dr ag nam es for counselor s w ash, m ake sur e to dr y
the car 2 tim es ? Or you
1. Sor en = Ser enity by Jan ? because Sor en is ser enetar ious w ill get dr enched by
2. Walker = Debr is Would ? this explains itself Gator ade.
3. Har r ison = Hagr ida ? because, you know , he looks like Hagr id?
4. Aar on = Cow bella * Ring Ring* ? does this need explaining? W hen you w ash your
5. Wum bo = Wum baver ly ? THE GIRL VERSION, HA HA hands, m ake sur e to dr y
6. M ike = Yippiah Bandana ? IDK, m an. IDK. your hands 2 tim es? Or
7. Jack = Bluank Speaece ? like befor e, I don?t know you w ill r uin your
8. Cooper = Chika Nettles ? I asked him , and that?s w hat he said favor ite shoes.
9. Dante = Daunting Spar kles ? it?s daunting, it?s spar kly, IT?SSSSSSS
DANTE W hen you dr op your
10. Richar d = Ronni Choar d ? Hater s gonna say it?s fake phone in the pool, put it
11. Bob = Bobbina Bobbita Boppin?? He?s ever yone?s favor ite fair y in r ice, but befor e,
Godm other dr y2tim es? Or giant
12. Keven = Faboo Kevinah ? Fabulouso cor gis w ill fall fr om the
13. Davida= Danny Devisha (Vito) ? Danny Devito says it?s w onder ful sky and tur n into
14. Seth = Tam bar ina Bosita ? Does he still w or k her e? spar kles w hen they hit
the gr ound. That w ill
happen on August 11.
Gel bm an Hor sen appi n g Su spect Li st
By Detective Kadar W hen you thr ow your
pet into the pool, m ake
After the fiasco of Gelbm an?s abandonm ent (Gelbm an is Aar on?s sur e to dr y the pet 2
hobby hor se), Aar on Gelb and Sar ah Kr ier w er e inter view ed. The tim es? Or the eleefaint
infor m ation w as used to for m this suspect list. w ill m eet another
* M ike Healy (Counselor ) eleefaint and they w on?t
* Har r ison Sim on (Counselor ) go extinct so they STEP
* Sar ah Kr ier (Counselor ) ON YOU.
* Rosenw inkel (Past Cam per , and possibly Rose Kor itz or Jazz
guitar ist, Kur t Rosenw inkel) W hen you dr op som e
* Aar on Gelb (Cam p Dir ector , past ow ner of Gelbm an) paper in w ater , m ake
sur e to don?t dr y it at
Note: These suspects ar e not listed in any specific or der. all? Or you w ill r ip the
Also note: If you have any anonym ous pieces of infor m ation that is paper.
NOT FAKE, dr op it in my m ailbox on the r ed thingy on the w ay up to
lunch w her e the advice stuff is. If you dr op your r ing in
a sew er , ask Br itney
Spear s?s boyfr iend to get
it and dr y it 2 tim es....
Or chair s W ILL br eak!

W hen you get a 16% on

the easiest test of the
year , dr op it in w ater ,
dr y it 2 tim es, then w r ite
100%... Or EVERYTHIG
w ill tur n into a fir e
extinguisher (even you).

DRY2TIM ES!!!
W hy Tech i sn ?t Tak i n g over CI T Fi r st Wor ds
By Ciar an M ur phy By Jam eson

A lot of people ar e saying tech is taking over our Hi! I'm a new r epor ter and w ould
lives, and that?s w ell-founded, but ther e ar e som e issues love to shar e som e cool info on the
that I?d like to talk about w ith those ones w ho accuse tech CITs! I asked w hat their fir st w or ds
for the pr oblem s that w e have cr eated our selves. w er e, and her e is w hat they said.
Fir st, a study out of the UK found that the aver age
per son spends 1hr , 40 m in on social m edia per day, Isaac: The National Anthem .
accounting for 28% of our daily technology use. People Jor dan: ?sw ingset?
constantly accuse technology of this issue, but w e r eally Char lotte: ?I love CRCAP so m uch I
cr eated the pr oblem our selves. Think about it. Apple m ade w on?t w ear my shoes?
the iPhone, and developed the star ter apps for it. People Lizzy: ?I w anna be a kitty cat?
lear ned how to code apps, and cr eated gam es, new s apps, Ar i: ?m om my?
w eather apps, exc., but m ost im por tantly, people m ade M alik: I don?t know
social m edia, including facebook, youtube, tw itter , Car ina: ?Paul? [her br other ]
snapchat, and instagr am , to nam e a few. People began to Clar e: ?squir r el?
tr y these apps and told their fr iends that these apps w er e Sophie: ?cat?
r eally good, so the apps gr ew into m assive vir tual W ill: ?constr uction?
com m unities. People developed an addiction, alm ost, M ike: ?r eeee?
because they w anted to see w hat their fr iends w ould post Jackson: ?m om ?
next, or w hat they w ould snap back (on snapchat), or w hat Cat pr etending to be a CIT: ?m ew ?
the tw eets w er e for that day. And the tim e that w e spent
on these apps skyr ocketed, and ther e?s no per son, or thing That?s all I?ve got! Sor r y, CITs, if this
that w e can blam e for it except for our selves. Sur e, the is em bar r assing. I just thought it
developer s m ade updates and new apps, and used their w ould be cool.
old apps to br ing us into m or e w ith ads and m or e ads, but
w e fell for that tr ap.
Another nitpick I have of people w ho blam e tech
for our pr oblem s is the total am ount of tim e that w e spend
w atching TV. Accor ding to a study fr om Nielsen, via the I s t h i s you r bi r t h day?
New Yor k Tim es, the aver age am er ican spends 5 hr s and 4 By Noah Fallon
m in of tv per day. We like to blam e technology for the
pr oblem , but it?s just the sam e as the social m edia pr oblem I will be saying random dates. If any
that i m entioned ear lier. We invented the TV, and then of these dates are your birthday, you
ever yone r ushed to put their spor ting event, cooking show , are very lucky! It also means your
r eality TV show , exc., into the listings. The gener al public next birthday will be especially good
got dr aw n in, and because ther e w er e adver tisem ents that when it arrives. Do you or your
people cr eated adver tising other show s. Then w e decided friends have any of these birthdays?
that w e should tr y the show that w e saw in the ad, too, and
soon enough, w e?r e w her e w e ar e now , w atching m or e Septem ber 26th
than 5 hour s a day. And w e have nobody other than Febr uar y 19th
our selves to blam e for it . Januar y 1st
Som e things my fam ily and I have been doing since June 29th
I w as sm all to help hold against this cur r ent of constant Decem ber 15th
adver tising and addiction to scr eens. They?r e har d to star t, July 20th
but easy to continue once you?ve fallen into a r hythm . August 19th
Fir st, I keep my TV and Scr eens to 30 m inutes, and don?t October 17th
w atch m uch live TV. By r educing the am ounts of M ay 6th
adver tising that w e see, w e don?t get hooked to other Novem ber 15th
show s as easily, and w e can lim it our selves to just the M ar ch 10th
shor t and sw eet show s that w e r eally like and stay aw ay Apr il 1st
fr om show s that could dr aw us into a habit of the aver age
in Am er ica. If any of these are your birthday,
Just to ham m er dow n my point befor e leaving: tech congratulations! Your next birthday
isn?t the pr oblem , it?s our (m is)use of tech that is. will be the best ever.
Cr eat e You r Ow n Br i t i sh Col on i st Nam e W h at Sn ak e Ar e You ?
By Roxanne ?Lor d Har old Patner of By Lucia Saenz
Sum m itshir e? Glassenber g
W hat is your favorite color?
The second letter of your first name: A. Gr een
A-C: Pr ince B. Or ange
D-F: Ear l C. Black
G-K: Sir D. Br ow n
L-Q: Lor d
R-U: Duke Are you short or tall?
T-Z: Bar on A. Tall
B: Shor t
Plus the first letter of your middle name (or of C. Aver age
your first name if you don?t have one): D. I don?t know
A-C: John
D-F: Rober t Are you nice or mean?
E-H: Jam es A. I?m a little m ean
I-K: Luke B. I LOVE CORN! I?M NOT M EAN!
L-N: Richar d C. I am m ean to people and snakes!
O-Q: Lionel M w a-ha-ha-hahahahaha!
R-T: Geor ge D. I don?t know
U-W : Har old
X-Z: M atthew Ther e is a thunder stor m going on w hile I'm
w r iting this and now I w anna w atch it so her e
Plus your mom?s maiden name (or your ar e the quick r esults!
uncle?s first name if you don?t have one)
Plus ?of? If you picked m ostly a?s then you ar e the ?viper s
Plus the street you live on snake?you ar e venom ous and ver y gr een.
If you picked m ostly b?s the you ar e the ?cor n
Then, the first vowel of your last name: snake?- you ar e or ange and you ar en?t venom ous!
A: -shir e If you picked m ostly c?s then you ar e the ?kings
E: -steeples snake?- you w er e nam ed kings snake because you
I: -caster eat other snakes
O: -ville If you picked m ostly d?s then you ar e the ?Easter n
U: -m inster Hognose Snake?- You ar e a snake.
Som etim es Y: -chester
See ya later ! Bye, peeps!
Her e ar e the r esults of som e Daily Double
w r iter s:
Ar iel: Duke Jam es Br ow n of Danfor thsteeples
Hellina: Ear l Geor ge Sm ith of
M eadow -Cr ossingcaster
Lucia: Duke Richar d Villalobos of
Br ettonshir e
Walker : Bar on Har old Chinn of
Br adw oodshir e
RJ: Sir Luke Car r oll of W illar dville
Eli: Lor d John Pr essm a of Nor w estshir e
Lucia?s Dog: Pr ince Richar d Schnauzer of
Br ettonshir e
M y m om : Pr ince John M ensch of
Sum m itshir e

So ther e you have it! Go for th and nam e an

?uninhabited? island after your self and
spr ead sm allpox to its indigenous peoples!
By Zach Levine
Wal k er i n t h e 80?s, by t h e Wal k er I n vest i gat i on Ar e You a M i n i on of t h e Or der of t h e
Squ ad (W.I .S) M an gos?
This ar ticle w r itten by: Eli Gr assi - Code: 12456 By 36215

We all know w hat Walker is up to today, Do you like Walker?

stealing souls at cam p of cour se, but som e of you A: Yes
m ight ask, w hat w as he doing in the 80?s? We B: No
know Walker has been ar ound since the ancient
Egyptian tim es, so he m ust have been doing Do you eat mangos?
som ething. This topic has been heavily studied by A: No
W.I.S (Walker Investigation Squad) and w e now B: Yes
know exactly w hat he w as doing.
Let's star t w ith his pow er. The tim e it takes Are you in W.I.S. (Walker Investigation Squad)?
Walker to steal souls has steadily gone dow n. A: No
W hen he w as bor n, it took him a w hole 5 hour s of B: Yes
being ar ound som eone to steal their soul, as C: CLASSIFIED
com par ed to the 50 m inutes w e know it takes
now. In the 80?s w e estim ate that it w ould have W hat fruit are you?
taken him 60 m inutes, or 1 hour of being ar ound A: M ango
som eone, to successfully per for m the soul stealing B: Banana
r itual. But let's get to w hat he w as doing.
M ost people hypothesize that he ow ned a DO YOU HAVE FANGS?
m usic club that played disco and hip hop, to A:YES BWAHAHAHA
attr act people to com e to his club. W hile they B:ZZZZZZZZZZZZ
w her e distr acted dancing, he used his vile m ango
pow er s to steal their poor , innocent souls. Also, If you chose m ostly A then you ar e a m inion of
w hile I've r efer r ed to him as Walker , as pr eviously the m ango and w e w ill be w atching you.
stated in my ar ticles, he has changed his nam e If you chose m ostly B then you ar e good.
m any tim es (his fir st nam e w as Walikathar ). In If you chose a C, good.
the 80?s, people called him Der r ick . (This w as also
the last tim e he changed his nam e aw ay fr om a
?W ? nam e.) Anyw ays, that's all for today fr om the How t o m ak e? Sm u r f Waf f l es!
Walker Investigation Squad (W.I.S). you can By Ahnn (Alber t) (Cassidy)
contact us at the em ail above. Bye!
Ingr edients:
P.S - W hile I've been w r iting this, a lighting stor m * 2 cups of all pur pose flour
has star ted out of now her e; this is actually one of * 1 tsp salt
the m ost intense stor m s I?ve ever seen. Lots of * 4 tsp baking pow der
r ain and lighting. I suspect this is par t of Walker ?s * 2 tbsp w hite sugar
r age boiling over , now that people ar e star ting to * 2 eggs
r ealize w hat he?s been doing. Ther e?s lightning * 1 ½ cups w ar m m ilk
and thunder alm ost ever y 5 seconds. This is bad, * 1 tsp vanilla extr act
CRCAP. He m ight not be able to hide his identity * Blue food color
m uch longer. He?s com ing now , I have to go. This * W hipped cr eam
is Eli Gr assi? stay safe, CRCAP. Instr uctions:
In a lar ge bow l, m ix together flour , salt, baking
For any questions or comments, please contact us pow der and sugar ; set aside. Pr eheat w affle
at WalkerInvestigationSquad@gmail.com (Yes it?s ir on to desir ed tem per atur e.
real) In a separ ate bow l, beat the eggs. Stir in the
m ilk, butter and vanilla. Pour the m ilk
#NotM ySoul #M ySoulFor M e #WalkAw ay m ixtur e into the flour m ixtur e, and dye blue
#5kWalkFor Walker #DontWalk #DontBeAM ango w ith the color ing; beat until blended.
#DontEatTheM angosLies #Fir eWalker Ladle the batter into a pr eheated w affle ir on.
#StopTheOr der #PleaseSendHelp #M angoGoAw ay Cook the w affles until golden and cr isp. Ser ve
#IllStopAddingHashtagsNow ThisJokeIsOver Done im m ediately.
#TooM anyHashtags Put w hipped cr eam on top!
W h i ch Du m b Pr esi den t i al Qu ot e ar e YOUUU! ?! ?!
By Ben Cr able

Question 1: You come across Walker trying to suck

the soul out of a poor and defenseless person. W hat

80's Day M em or i es
do you do?
A: Thr ow facts at him , it is a w ell know n fact that
99.9% of people ar e afr aid of m ath
B: Tell him that Nor th Kor ea w ill nuke Walker if he
sucks som eone else?s soul
C: Befr iend the per son getting his soul sucked and
go out for an icecr eam

Question 2: You are on an airplane when suddenly

the sky gods strike down the plane and you are
plummeting to your death, what do you do?
A: Use your vast know ledge of ever ything to keep
the plane in the air
B: Figur e out w her e the plane w ill cr ash and
pr e-plan w hat to do once it cr ashes
C: Befr iend the sky gods to keep the plane in the air

Question 3: It?s the final day of summer, and

tomorrow you have 2 billion assignments due. W hat
do you do?
A: Com plete the assignm ents like any nor m al
per son w ould do
B: Skip all the assignm ents, dr op out of school, and
becom e pr esident of the US at age 16
C: Call a fr iend to do the hom ew or k for you

Question 4: You run out of your favorite cereal, what

do you do?
A: Genetically m odify w heat to gr ow your favor ite
cer eal
B: Go to South Am er ica to get bananas for br eakfast
C: Befr iend your m other to m ake her go get you
m or e cer eal

If you answ er ed m ostly A?s, you ar e Bush?s quote:

"Rar ely is the question asked: Is our childr en
lear ning?" (2000). You love asking questions and
lear ning about new and inter esting things.

If you answ er ed m ostly B?s, you ar e Raegan?s quote:

"Well, I lear ned a lot...I w ent dow n to (Latin
Am er ica) to find out fr om them and (lear n) their
view s. You'd be sur pr ised. They'r e all individual
countr ies." You love to lear n about the w or ld and
know a lot about global politics.

If you answ er ed m ostly C?s, then you ar e Joe Biden?s

quote: "A m an I'm pr oud to call my fr iend. A m an
w ho w ill be the next Pr esident of the United
States? Bar ack Am er ica!" You love m aking fr iends
and ar e ver y social to people.