Th i n gs t h at w i l l m ak e an yon e l ook cool
By Or li Kadar
Vol u m e 49A, I ssu e 8
Th u r sday, 6/5/18
I Have Th e Pow er Of Pen al t y Ki ck s
By Lucia Saenz
I w atch the Wor ld Cup a lot and a lot of
the gam es have w ent into extr a tim e and
the into penalty kicks. Th at i s becau se of
m e. Ever y gam e that I w atch goes into
penalty kicks. W hen I w atched the fir st
half of the Cr oatia gam e and it didn?t go
into penalty kicks. But w hen I w atched
the England vs Colum bia gam e it w ent
into penalty kicks. And in the Russia vs
Spain gam e it also w ent into penalty
kicks cause I w atched the w hole gam e.
Fun Fact: The r eason Cr oatia didn?t go
into penalty kicks is because I fell asleep
and I couldn?t w atch the w hole gam e. I
also know m ost of the tim e w hen ther e is
going to be penalty kicks. I just have to
w atch 10 m inutes of the extr a tim e and
then i?ll know if ther e is going to be
penalty kicks or not. Bye.
Cow bu r ps
By Isabella Lazar o Ger e
As you m ay know r ecently scientists
have discover ed that cow s ar e
destr oying the ozone layer. This is
happening because of cow bur ps. A lot
of people think that it is cow far ts but it's
actually cow bur ps. The cow bur ps have
m ethane gas that destr oys the ozone
layer. So scientists have discover ed that
feeding cow s seaw eed instead of hay
helps the cow s bur p less. Our ozone
layer is in danger don don don!
1. Wear ing sunglasses indoor s or w hen it?s not
sunny:
It also helps because people can?t see your eyes, so
they don?t know if you?r e cr ying because of the
pow er of your coolness.
2. W hen you?r e on the phone and som eone else
w ants to talk to you, putting up your index finger :
It m akes you look cool and im por tant w hen you?r e
r eally on the phone w ith the phar m acist at CVS
asking about their selection of toilet paper.
3. Running in Slo-m o:
This one doesn?t need to be explained. It?s just so
cool.
4. Nam ing your pet som ething intim idating... like
?Killer ?:
It alw ays str ikes fear in the hear ts of the neighbor s.
5. Backflips:
If you can do a backflip then you?r e autom atically
cool.
Li f e at cr eat i ve st ar t s
By M aisie Pier ce
At cr eative star ts, their per iods w or k
differ ently then big cam p. W ithin each per iod they
have thr ee choices, for exam ple in per iod tw o they
m ight be able to dr aw , play on the playgr ound, or
sw im . Each day they can do the sam e thing or
differ ent things. They have four tw o w eek sessions
instead of tw o four w eek sessions. Each session has
a differ ent them e. This session the them e is gar den.
So they do gar den them ed cr afts. The kids m ade
stepping stones and painted plant pots.
Cr eative star ts also has a class pet. His nam e
is sobek; a bear ded dr agon. A bear ded dr agon is a
type of lizar d the or iginated fr om the deser t. They
ar e a sandy beige color (to blend in the deser t sand
in the w ild). W hen he gets upset he tur n a dar k
br ow n color ar ound his chin and the top of his
back . Sobek eats cr ickets, super w or m s and salad.
Cr eative star ts is a fun place for little kids.
Editor's Note: M ake sure to read the last three pages
of this issue, which are full of stories and drawings
by the Creative Starts campers!
50 t h i n gs t o do w i t h Paper Cl i ps
By m em ber s of the Daily Double Advanced
staff
1. Clip paper - pr etty str aight for w ar d
2. Sw or d fight
3. M ake Chainm ail
4. Am etur Dentistr y
5. Ear w ax r em oval
6. Pedicur e
7. Acupunctur e
8. Pick a lock
9. Pier ce your ear s
10. M ake a basket
11. Pr etend to play a tiny tr om bone
12. Restar t your phone
13. M ake a fishing hook
14. Destr oy a per fectly good box
15. M ake a line gr aph
16. Cr eate a m edical em er gency
17. Pr etend to have a r etainer
18. Pr etend to have br aces
19. Thr ow spitballs
20. Roast m ar shm allow s
21. M ake one gr ay hair and put it in your hair
22. Use it as a pointer for a tiny pr esentation
23. Pr etend it?s a m agic w and
24. M ake a necklace
25. Wear them as ear r ings
26. Give your self an ear infection
27. M ake a fake pier cing
28. Sw ing fr om the ceiling
29. Scr atch a w ater bottle
30. Cut som eone
31. M ake a fake staple as a pr ank
32. M ake a splint w ith tape and it
33. Scr atch a plate
34. M ake a m essage in som e dir t
35. Give som eone?s plastic w ater bottle a leak
36. Pr ove that w alker isn?t a soul sucking
m ango
37. M ake a basket
38. M elt them and m ake coins
39. M ake a br idge
40. Open a seam of a chair
41. Pop a blister
42. Unintentionally Hur t som ebody
43. Jam a w ater bottle
44. You can give your enemy Syndetir aphobia
45. Poke som eone
46. To poke holes in stuff
47. DIY pier cing booth
48. Hom espun sur ger y
49. Jam the pencil shar pener
50. Chop dow n a tr ee- ver y slow ly
W h o i s bet t er at Soccer : Fr an ce or Br azi l ?
By Zachar y Gr oss
One thing that you r eader s should know
befor e you r ead this ar ticle is that this ar ticle is not
an opinion ar ticle, it's looking at facts and m aking
a conclusion. One other thing is that w hen I say a
blow out I m ean a 3 goal or m or e lead.
W hen looking at the facts I saw that in the 15
tim es they played each other they each had w on 6
and had 3 dr aw s. This show s that they ar e pr etty
even, but I w asn?t done. I then checked the scor es.
Only one tim e Fr ance w on by a lot to Br azil. All the
other tim es it w as a one goal gam e. Br azil on the
other hand had blow n out Fr ance tw ice. The fir st
one being 5-2 and the second one being 3-0. Still
they?r e ver y close.
So I then did the one thing I thought could
figur e it out, the pr obability. Accor ding to The
Pow er Rank Br azil has a 14.4% chance of w inning
the w or ld cup. And Fr ance has an 11.7% chance. So
I looked at ever ything and her e's my conclusion.
Br azil is a better team , but by ver y little. The only
r easons this is my answ er is because of the
pr obability and because of the scor e. But if Fr ance
beats Ur uguay and Br azil beats Belgium , ther e w ill
be a follow up ar ticle on this. (After Fr ance and
Br azil play) So thank you for r eading, and see you
next tim e.
PS. If you'r e w onder ing w ho I like m or e, I like
Fr ance m or e and w ould like to see them w in.
Descr i pt i on
By Saskia
Hello cam per s. Today I w ill descr ibe stuff.
PENCIL SHARPENER:
-r ed
-w eir d
-slow
TABLE:
-or ange
-w ooden
-big
That?s it for descr iption today, cam per s!
Com e back som eday to have another descr iptive
ar ticle!
Th e bu r n on m y ar m
By Eliza
I have a bur n on my left ar m and people keep
asking m e ?how /w her e did you get the
bur n?!?and it's r eally, r eally annoying so her e's
the stor y: A few days ago I found out that one of
my cousins w as r eally sad and so I thought ?let's
m ake him a cake!? So I m ade the cake and I let it
bake and then w hen it w as done, it slid out of the
oven and w hen I tr ied to catch it w ith my r ight
ar m , my left ar m slid into the oven. PLEASE
DON'T ASK ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT THE
BURN!!!!!!!
Ar e You Squ i shy or Sol i d?
By Noah Fallon
Ar e you squishy and str etchy like slim e, or ar e
you solid like a tough, har d, m etal block?
Count up how m any questions you answ er w ith
?Yes,? and w e w ill tell you!
A.) Ar e you good at dealing w ith unexpected
situations?
B.) Can you easily fix sm all pr oblem s?
C.) Do people easily boss you ar ound?
D.) Do m ean people easily let you dow n and
possibly r uin your day?
0 Yes: You ar e a solid! If you get hit you w on?t
have a dent!
1 or 2 Yes: A little squishy, like putty.
3 or 4 Yes: Ver y squishy and str etchy, like slim e
Sh ar k s i n t h e New s; A Respon se
By Stella and Luca Cahill
W hen som eone says the w or d ?shar k,?
you pr obably im m ediately think of Jaw s or
som ething like that. Shar ks ar e depicted as
big and scar y; cr eatur es that lur k in the
oceans and cr ave a hum an m eal. Well, that's
not tr ue.
W hile looking for new s stor ies to
w r ite, w e cam e acr oss an ar ticle about shar ks
(bostonglobe.com ). This caught our eye
because, w ell, shar ks ar e inter esting r ight?
Appar ently not. This ar ticle basically just said
that tw o shar ks w er e spotted off the coast of
Cape Cod. Ooh super scar y. I think w e w er e
expecting a m or e inter esting, classic scar y
shar k stor y, not an ar ticle about shar ks doing
w hat they do, sw im m ing. Obviously, people
had to evacuate because of safety r easons,
those r easons r evolving ar ound the
w idespr ead thought that shar ks w ant to
attack hum ans. W hich, by the w ay, they
usually don't.
Pr obably the w hole beach w as shaken
up over a sim ple shar k spotting. Shar ks ar e
r eally like any other ?danger ous? anim al.
Shar ks ar e pr obably as danger ous, if not less
danger ous, than w olves or r egular w ild
anim als like that. W hy? Well, because shar ks?
m ain sour ce of food is seals. Seals ar e long-ish
r ound anim als, like hum ans. Don't w or r y
though, that doesn't m ean shar ks w ill alw ays
be lur king near you w hen you sw im . This fact
just pr oves that in the ver y r ar e case that a
hum an is attacked by a shar k, it is accidental.
Nor m ally seals and hum ans hang in differ ent
spots, so don't fr eak out, you'r e safe. But, if
you ever com e acr oss a gr oup of seals, m aybe
get out of the w ater just in case, because its
abnor m al for seals to get close to hum ans.
Not m any people know this, but shar ks have
such aw ful eyesight that som etim es they
think hum ans ar e seals. So, shar ks ar en't evil
anim als that w ant to kill hum ans, they ar e
just dum b fish that can't see.
So in that w ay, shar ks ar e technically
less danger ous than other anim als w ho attack
hum ans, and w ho can see w hat they'r e doing.
So w ith that said, I'll leave you w ith this
inter esting and tr ue fact: Accor ding to The
Univer sity of Flor ida, betw een 2001-2010 in
the U.S., ther e w er e 364 dog attack fatalities
and only 11 shar k attack fatalities.
Back i n M y Day
By Piper New m an
Listen up and I?ll tell ya?ll a stor y. Fr om w ay back in
my day w hen the gr ass w as long, w hen ther e w er e
str eam s ever yw her e, and w e got ar ound by w agon.
Back in my day ketchup w as invented? ketchup
used to w or k alongside us hum ans. The tom ata?s
used to pluck dem selfs fr om their itty bitty
br anches and fly dow n into the baskets that w e
placed for them to have a nice land?n. They lets us
gr ind dem into ketuchup for ?s us to enjoy. Life w as
go?n all w ell fu us young guns, the ketchup w as nice
and fr esh fr om the far m until a gir l nam ed Rossy
M ae kept taking the tom atas and not gr ow ?n m or e to
keep dem alive. That?s w hy your par ents ar e alw ays
com plain?n about stuff back?n the day w her e ever y
thang w as a per fect little heaven and the ketcup
actully liked us. But now ketchup don?t like us and
dat?s w hy ketchup isn?t as good as it used to be.
Because dem tom ata?s ar e m ak?n dem selfs sour to
get som e r evenge on us people. Watch out, ya?ll the
tom ata?s ar e gonna take the w or ld over ! Gr anny out
(Dr ops the m ike). Hey, w hat you star ing at? It?s 2018
I gotta be hippie I?m not a savage!
Ben Rev i ew s: Am er i ca: Ci v i l War (1865)
By Ben Cr able
This sequel to ?The Am er ican Revolution? has been
long over due, com ing out alm ost 100 year s after the
or iginal film . But the long w ait w as w ell deser ved,
as the long aw aited conflict dividing Am er ica ever
since the fir st film w as finally r esolved. In the film ,
the South finally declar es Independence fr om the
Union, and both sides fight a br utal w ar for 4 long
year s. Dur ing the clim ax at Gettysbur g, the Union
finally tur n the tide on the South and w on the w ar.
BY the end of the film , a w ell w r itten and dir ected
Gettysbur g Addr ess w as film ed and w as one of the
best m om ents in the film . Dir ector A. Lincoln, and
his team dubbed ?The Union? have show n us that
they can m ake a film as gr eat as the or iginal. To
settle this ser ies-w ide issue in an epic show dow n
w as one of the best decisions m ade in cinem a
histor y. W hile the ending of the m ovie is still
contr over sial, I believe that this film lives up to and
sur passes ?The Am er ican Revolution?. Another
gr eat addition w as to cast the Pr esident of the South
as Jeffer son Davis, w ho is both a gr eat actor and
quite photogenic. Over all, I give this film a 9.5/10
and 97% on Rotten Tom atoes. Next w eek I w ill be
r eview ing the next film ?Am er ica: The Gr eat War ?
(1918).
How t o M ak e Labaf l an n
By Nico Di An-JELL-O
Hello my fr iends! Today I w ill be teaching
you how to m ake Labaflann, w hich is a
Lukur zagahnian delicacy! This r ecipe is
equal to tw o ser vings of Labaflann. If you
w ant to m ake m or e, feel fr ee, as it w on?t
change the taste. It is best used for dinner
par ties, as the desser t cour se. If your guests
ar e ver y tr aditional people, feel fr ee to call it
a tar t.
Ingr edients:
* 8 oz. of Flann (boneless chicken br east is an
acceptable substitute)
* ¾ cup of Str aw ber r ies
* About 10 Apple slices (only r ed apples. Pink
ladies gener ally w or k best.)
* 5 oz. of Blueber r ies
* A half cup of Br ow n Cow M aple Yogur t
* W hipped cr eam
You need:
* An oven
* A lar ge salad bow l
* M ixing spoon
Instr uctions:
1. Heat your oven to 375 degr ees Fahr enheit.
2. W hen heated, place your Flann/Chicken
inside.
3. Set your oven for 30 m in. and w ait.
4. Take the bow l and put in your M aple
Yogur t, and stir it until cr eamy. It looks and
tastes like cottage cheese if you don?t.
5. Put in your str aw ber r ies. M ash them into a
chunky m ess, but you don?t w ant it to be
liquid.
6. Skin your apple slices. You don?t w ant any
apple skin in your Labaflann, as it r uins the
taste. Additionally, you shouldn?t have any
bitter apples, They also r uin the taste.
7. Spr inkle your blueber r ies in the bow l.
M ost of them should touch your yogur t. M ix
it a little. Ther e shouldn?t be m ultiple layer s
of food to the Labaflann. Have it m ixed.
8. If your Flann/Chicken is still cooking,
r efr iger ate the contents of your bow l. W hen
done, place the Flann/Chicken into the bow l.
9. Tr ansfer the Labaflann into a tr ay that w ill
fit the contents.
10. Finally, spr ay the w hipped cr eam into the
tr ay and let it sit ther e. You should have a lot
of w hipped cr eam in the tr ay.
11. Feel fr ee to add in spr inkles or chocolate
chips into the Labaflann. It w ill be a nice
touch.
You ar e now r eady to ser ve!
Fact s t h at you pr obabl y di dn ?t k n ow abou t t h e sh ow Cu st om i ze a dog
On ce Upon A Ti m e. By Noah Fallon
By P.N.
Custom ize a dog, then w e w ill you
So her e ar e som e facts you pr obably didn?t know about w hat dog br eed you should get if you
fr om Once Upon a Time! get a dog. M ake sur e to count up the
- Or iginally in Once Upon a Time, Pr ince Char m ing letter s you choose!
w as supposed to die tr yin to get his daughter into
the m agic w ar dr obe but the show r unner s decide Choose a dog size
that Pr ince Char m ing w as too im por tant to the A.) Sm all
stor yline and it w ould be difficult to continue the B.) M edium
stor y w ithout him . C.) Lar ge
- Did you know that Ginnifer Goodw in (Snow w hite) D.) Extr a lar ge
is actually m ar r ied to Josh Dallas (Pr ince char m ing)
- Lady Gaga alm ost got the r ole of the fair y Choose a dog trait
godm other / m other super ior. A.) Intelligent
- Captain hook is par t w esley fr om pr incess br ide B.) Excitable
because at the end of season 2 he said to Em m a (As C.) Fr iendly
he did to Butter cup) ?As you w ish? D.) Gentle
- The Actr ess for Em m a is actually 3 year s older than
her onscr een m other and 1 year younger than her Choose a dog color combination
on scr een father. A.) Black and gold
- The r ole of the Zelena (The w icked w itch) w as only B.) W hite and chocolate
intr oduced because the show r unner s liked w or king C.) Cr eam and gold
w ith Rebecca M ader (Zelena) D.) Black and w hite
- Katee Sackhoff auditioned for Em m a Sw an 5 tim es.
- Rum pelstiltskin w as w r itten for Rober t Car lyle even M ostly A?s: Yor kshir e Ter r ier !
though they never expected to cast him . M ostly B?s: Beagle!
I hope you have lear ned a lot about Once Upon A Tim e, M ostly C?s: Golden Retr iever !
enjoy! M ostly D?s: Gr eat Dane!
If all letter s w er e differ ent, you
Th e Wal k er Fi l es #5 should likely get a golden r etr iever ,
By Eliza as they ar e not extr em ely lar ge and
they ar e intelligent, fr iendly, and
I got 2 things in my box and this is w hat they said. Fir st ever yone loves them !
note: ?Walker is alw ays sm iling, w hy?? I think this is a ver y
good question so today I inter view ed the soul sucking
m ango:
Q: W hy are you always smiling?
A: Because I?m happy to be at cam p.
Q: Do you like the taste of souls?
A: I don?t know
Q: Are you a soul sucking mango?
A: I?m not
Q: W hat do souls do to you?
A: I w ould not eat a soul

He is a liar !!!!!!!! LIAR!!!!!!!! Obviously he is alw ays sm iling

because he just sucked a soul!

Next note: ?W hy does Walker allow ar ticles in the Daily

Double about him as a soul sucking m ango?? W HOEVER
W ROTE THIS, YOUR SOUL HAS BEEN SUCKED!! M ost likely,
you?r e in a Walker -led class. Walker is a soul sucking
m ango and ther efor e it is cam p new s so you m ay not keep
it out of public sight.
 Cr eat i ve St ar t s I n t er v i ew s

CREATIVE W hat?s your favorite flavor of ice

cream?
Thom as: cookies and cr eam

STARTS! Sam P.: all of them

Felix: vanilla/chocolate sw ir l
Em m ett: car am el
Cece: unicor n
Tr istan: cookie dough
Har per : cam pfir e s?m or es
Sam G.: r ainbow sher ber t
Sonny: I don?t like ice cr eam

W hat?s your favorite movie or t.v. show?

Thom as: Harry Potter
Sam P. and Felix: American Ninja
Warrior and Princess Bride
Sonny: American Ninja Warrior and
Jurassic World
Cece: Boss Baby
Har per : Thundermins
Tr istan: Full House
Sam G. : all of them
Em m ett: I don?t know

W hat?s your favorite food?

Cece: pizza
Sam P.: pizza and Spr ite
Felix: ice cr eam
Thom as: chocolate
Har per : hot dogs
Sam G.: fr uit salad
Tr istan: Per sian food
Em m ett: chew y car am els
Sonny: Pepsi

W hat?s your favorite animal?

Thom as: puppies
Felix: lizar ds and all r eptiles
Sam P.: Ar cher fish
Sam G.: T-Rex, leopar d, squir r el
Em m ett: capybar a
Sonny: tam ed w olves
Cece: unicor n
Har per : m eer kat
Tr istan: kitties

W hat?s your favorite color?

Cece: blue
Em m ett: br onze
Tr istan: gr een
Har per : blue
Sam G.: pink, pur ple, gold, silver
Sonny: or ange (?nar anja?)
Pok em on Qu est i on n ai r e Jef f an d Bob M eet Ev i l St eve
By Sam Pier ce By Sam and Felix and Sonny
Date: 2018 June 26
W hat Pokem on ar e you?
Book One: Once ther e w as a cr eeper fr om M inecr aft nam ed
W hat is your favorite color? Jeff. His best fr iend w as a zom bie nam ed Bob. They w ent on
A: yellow adventur es.
B: r ed Today they ar e going to do one of the m ost deadliest
C: blue challenges. They ar e going to find the best chest. They ar e
D: pink ver y cool m obs. They have diam ond ar m or. They have to
defeat Evil Steve.
W hat is your favorite number? W hen they w ent in the for est the saw Evil Steve?s
A: 2 house. They saw lots of tam e w olves and they all cam e after
B: 64 them . Jeff blew up. He r esponded and all the w olves died.
C: 100
D: 29 Book Tw o: Bob and Jeff found a por tal. They jum ped inside it.
They got in. The End
W hat is your favorite food?
A: pizza Book Thr ee: They w ent into the house. They had to defeat Evil
B: hot dogs Steve. Bob hit Evil Steve. He died. Yay! They got the chest!
C: cheesebur ger s
D: ham bur ger s

If you chose m ostly A?s you ar e

Alacazam
If you chose m ostly B?s you ar e
Squir tle
If you chose m ostly C?s you ar e
Jiggly Puff
If you chose m ostly D?s you ar e
Pikachu

Fi shy
By Har per

Fishy lives in a cor al r eef.

He likes to sw im thr ough the
seaw eed. His fr iends ar e Am elia
the fish and Sid the squid. The
fr iends like to play Hide and Fishy
Seek .
One day, w hen they w er e
playing Hide and Seek, Clar k the
shar k cam e and w as tr ying to eat
them . They sw am as fast as they
could and they sw am up to the
sur face. They found a bunch of
seaw eed floating on the sur face
and they hid fr om Clar k in the
seaw eed. Clar k couldn?t find
them because they w er e so fast
and they hid so w ell. He finally
sw am aw ay to Shar k Bay.
The fr iends w er e safe. They
w ent hom e and had a snack .
Cr eat i ve St ar t s Pl ay: Th e Pr i n cess, t h e Bi r ds, Pl ease Read Th i s: How t o M ak e Sl i m e
an d Gn om i e By Thom as

Once upon a tim e, ther e w as a pr incess. 1. Glitter

She lived in a castle w ith the king and queen. The 2. Clear glue
king and queen w er e actually bad. They w er e 3. Liquid star ch
r obber s. 4. Plastic bag
The pr incess loved to go to the gar den and sing to 5. Food color ing
the bir ds. The bir ds sang to the pr incess too. They
w anted to help her escape fr om the castle. How to m ake step by step.
?Bir ds,? said the pr incess, ?I have som ething to - Fir st, you put in som e clear glue
say to you.? - You put in som e food color ing
- Then a little bit of liquid star ch
The Pr incess and the Bir ds Song: - Stir and stir and stir
Pr incess: - Take out of bow l and knead it
I want to be free from my parents - Add glitter and knead it som e
The robbers we call king and queen m or e
They?ve been stealing from all of the families - Put it in a plastic bag
I?m starting to think that they?re mean
Oh birds I need you to help me
I want to escape and be free
Do you have any friends that can help me
Tweet tweedley dee?

Bir ds:
Yes, we?re going to help you
We have a friend, Gnomie
He?s short but smart and can lead you
To the forest and all of the trees

Gnom ie br ought her over the r ainbow to a

m agical for est. The tr ees w er e talking tr ees.
Ther e w er e also places on the gr ound w her e it w ould open up and show hidden, secr et r oom s.
If pr inces cam e into the for est, hoping to m ar r y the pr incess, and if the pr incess didn?t like these
pr inces, she could step into the secr et r oom s and hide.

The Enchanted Tr ees Song:

Tr ees:
Welcome to our forest
We have places for you to hide
Four secret rooms for you
Hide out with us anytime
We know Gnomie as friend
He can lead you straight to us
You?re welcome anytime you need
100 friends in all the trees

Ther e w er e also spies in the for est. The spies w er e looking for the pr incess. They found her and
captur ed her and took her back to the castle.
The spies said, ?Her e?s the pr incess. We found her hiding in a for est.?
The king and queen gr ounded her. The queen said, ?Go to your r oom !? They locked her in her
r oom .
?Help m e, bir ds!? cr ied the pr incess. The bir ds cam e and r escued her. They flew her out of the
castle w indow and back to the m agical for est. Gnom ie led her quickly into one of the secr et r oom s and
locked the door. She had escaped! A pr ince w as w alking in the for est and m et the pr incess. They w er e
safe and fr ee in the for est for ever.