Satan: Well I tell you what,

Maybe we'll have ourselves a little Christmas, right here.

C'mon everyone, gather `round!

String up the lights and light up the tree

We're going to make some revelry
Spirits are high, so I can tell
It's Christmas time in hell!

Demons are nicer as you pass them by

There's lots of demon toys to buy
The snow is falling and all is well
It's Christmas time in hell!

There goes Jeffery Dahmer,

With a festive Christmas ham
After he has sex with it,
He'll eat up all he can.

And there goes John F. Kennedy

Caroling with his son
Reunited for the holidays
God bless us, everyone!

Everybody has a happy glow

Let's dance in blood and pretend its snow
Even Mao Tse-Tung is under the spell
It's Christmas time in hell!

Adolf, here's a present for you.

Hitler: Oh? O Tannenbaum!

Satan: Yes, O Tannenbaum!

God cast me down from Heaven's door

To rule in hell for evermore
But now I'm kinda glad that I fell
'Cause It's Christmas time in hell!

Here's a rack to hang the stockings on

We still have to shop for Genghis Kahn!
Michael Landon's hair looks swell!
It's Christmas time in hell!

There's Princess Diana

Holding burning mistletoe
Over poor Gene Siskel's head
Just watch his weenie grow!

For one day we all stop burning

And the flames are not so thick
All the screaming and the torture stops
As we wait for old Saint Nick!

So string up the lights and light up the tree

We're damned for all eternity
But for just one day all is well
It's Christmas time in hell!

We've got to toast together, and make it quick!

We've gotta make room for Andy Dick.
Wake his mother and ring the bell

It's Christmas time...

(Christmas time... Christmas time... Christmas time...)

Christmas time...

(Christmas time... Christmas time... Christmas time...)

It's Christmas time in hell!

Merry Christmas Rooming House!

Intro

Goin´ down to South Park gonna have my self time

Kyle y Stan: Friendly Faces everywhere, humble
folks without temptation
Goin´down to South Park, leave all my woes behind
Cartman: Ample Parking day or night, people spouting
"Howdy Neighbor!"
Heading up to South Park, gonna see if I can´t unwind
Kenny: (excepto en la septima temporada)
- I like Girls with big fat tittles, I like girls with
big vaginas (temporada 1 y 2)
- I have got a ten inch penis, use your mouth to help
me clean it (temporadas 3-5)
- Someday i´ll old enough to stick my dick in Brithney´s
butt (temporadas 7-)
Come down to South Park, ´n meet some friends on mine.