Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

by Elmo and Patsy

Grandma got __________ _________ by a reindeer

____________ __________ from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's _______ ___________ _____________ as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa, we ____________

She'd been _____________ too much ________ ___________

And we'd __________ her not to go
But she'd _____________________ her _______________________
And she _______________ out the door ________ the snow

When we _____________ her Christmas morning

At the scene of the _______________
She had __________ __________ on her __________
And incriminating Claus [claws] marks _____ __________ ____________

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Now we're all so _______________ of Grandpa
He's been ___________ this so ____________
See him in there _____________ ______________
____________ ____________ and __________ ___________ with cousin Nelle

It's not Christmas ___________ Grandma

All the family's ________________ ____ ________________
And we just can't help but ________________
Should we __________ ________ her gifts or __________ __________ ________?

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Now the goose is ______ _______ ______________
And the pudding ___________ of _________
And the ___________ and ____________ candles
That would just have ______________ the hair in Grandma's _______

I've warned all my _____________ and ______________

Better ___________ ____________ for yourselves
They should never give a __________
To a man who ____________ a sleigh and ___________ with __________.

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 Have a holly jolly Christmas
(Alan Jackson, sung by Burl Ives)

Have a holly jolly Christmas

It's the ________ ______________ of the year
I __________ _____________ if there'll be snow
But have a ___________ _________ cheer

Have a holly jolly Christmas

And when you ____________ _____________ the street
Say hello to _____________ you know
And ____________ you meet

Ho ho the mistletoe
Hung where you ______________ _______________
Somebody ____________ for you
Kiss her ____________ for me

Have a holly jolly Christmas

And ______ ____________ you didn't hear
Oh by golly, have a holly jolly Christmas
__________ ____________

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 Have yourself a merry little Christmas
sung by Ella Fitzgerald

Have yourself a merry little Christmas

Let your _________ be _____________
Next year all our _____________ will be __________ of __________

Have yourself a merry little Christmas

Make the Yuletide gay
Next year all our troubles will be __________ _______________

___________ ____________ as in olden days

Happy golden days of Yore
_____________ ______________ who are dear to us
Will be ______________ to ______ once more

Someday soon we all will be _________________

If the fates ______________
______________ _____________ we'll have to muddle ___________ somehow
So have yourself a merry little Christmas now

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 Rocking Around the Christmas Tree
by Brenda Lee

Rocking around the Christmas Tree

at the Christmas party hop
Mistletoe ____________ where you ______ ____________
Every couple __________ to stop

Rocking around the Christmas Tree

Let the Christmas Spirit __________
Later we'll have some __________ ______
and we'll do __________ caroling

You will get a sentimental ____________

When you _________ voices ___________
"Let's be jolly; Deck the ___________ with boughs of __________"

Rocking around the Christmas Tree

Have a happy ___________
Everyone's ____________ merrily
In a new ______-_____________ way

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 Santa Claus and His Old Lady
by Cheech and Chong (Richard Marin & Thomas Chong) - easy version

CM: (Playing piano) "Ma-ma-ma-ma-cita, donde esta Santa Cleese...

the vato wit da ____________ knees...
he comin' __________ the ____________ with no ____________ on his feet...
and he's going to..." No, no, that ain't it... "Mamamacita, donde esta Santa Claus...
the guy with the ______________ on his jaws...he's..."
Nah. Hey, man, come ___________ ____________, man. I need some help, man.
TC: Yeah, man. I can ______ that. Like, uh, ________ are you ________, man?
CM: Aw, I'm trying to ________ a song _______ Santa Claus, man, but it's not coming out...
TC: About who, man?
CM: About Santa Claus, man. You ________________, Santa Claus, man?
TC: Oh, yeah, man. I _____________ with those dudes, man.
CM: What?
TC: Yeah, last year at the Fillmore, man. Me and the bass _________ sat in, man.
CM: Oh, hey, man, you think Santa Claus is a __________, huh? No, it's not a __________, man.
TC: Wha? They break ___________, man?
CM: No, man. It's one guy, man. Y'know, he had a..a red ____________ on, man, with black
patent leather _____________...you know the guy, man.
TC: Oh, yeah...he's with ______________, ain't he? Yeah, I ______________ with that dude, too,
man. He's a good _____________, man.
CM: No, no, hold on, man. He's not with Motown, man.
TC: Well, then he's with Buddah, man.
CM: No, aw, man, you don't know who Santa Claus is, man!
TM: Yeah, well, I'm not _________________ _____________, man. Like, I'm from Pittsburgh,
man. I don't know too many _____________ dudes.
CM: Ohhh, I see. Well, hey, man, sit _____________ and _______________ and I'll tell you da
story about Santa Claus, man. Listen...

(background music begins)

 Santa Claus and His Old Lady (page 2)
by Cheech and Chong (Richard Marin & Thomas Chong)

(background music begins) 1:15min

Listen. Once upon a time, about, hmmm, five ___________ ago, there was this groovy ________

and has name was Santa Claus, y'know?

And he used to live over in the Projects with his ________ __________ and they had

a pretty good ____________ together because his old lady was really _____________ and she

could __________ and all that ___________ like that,

y'know. Like, she made da best _______________ in town, man!

Oh, I could remember 'em now, man. I could __________ one of 'em, man, wow...

TC: Wow, did you know these people, man?

CM: Oh, yeah, man. They used to live next ____________ to me, y'know...until they

got kicked ____________, man.

TC: Wha? They got _____________ out of the projects, man?

CM: Yeah, you know what ____________, man? They used to live with all these midgets,

y'know, and the __________ used to make a lot of ____________, y'know, like pounding and

_____________ and pounding all night, man...

TC: Typical ______________, huh?

CM: Oh, yeah, man, they were really freaks, man. As a _____________ of ___________,

they all moved up ________________ together, y'know.

TC: Oh, they had to go get their ___________ ______________, man?

CM: Yeah, get ___________ head _______________. And they started

a _____________, y'know. It was called the...uh..."Santa Claus and his Old Lady Commune"; it

was a real ___________ one up there, man. And they used to ____________ around and groove

all the time, y'know.

TC: Oh, yeah?
CM: Yeah, a really ___________ ___________, man.
TC: That sounds heavy.
CM: Yeah, they eat the brownies, man, and they drink the tea, man...and what they did
___________ of the _____________, though, was make a lotta goodies, y'know? And they had
everything they ____________; they only needed to come into town _____________ once a year
or something like that...
TC: To pick up the welfare _____________ and the food _____________, right.
 Santa Claus and His Old Lady (page 3)
by Cheech and Chong (Richard Marin & Thomas Chong)

CM: No, no, what they did, man, is ___________ a year, when they made all the ____________,
y'know, they used ta put 'em in a big ____________ bag and, then, they used ta take da shopping
bag and _______________ 'em to all the boys and girls all the way aournd the
_________________, man!
TC: Hey, well, that's hip, man. That _______________ real nice.
CM: Oh, yeah, they were _____________ __________________ people, man. And so much
class, man...they had so much class, y'know. Like, even take da way they used ta _____________
da toys, y'know.
It's like, Santa Claus used ta have this really charp chort [a customized "chopped" car with
hydraulic lifters, etc], man, y'know? It was lower to da __________, had twice-pipes,
candy - ______________ red and button top. Oooo, clean!
TC: Hey, that sounds like a hip _______________________, man.
CM: No, no, it wasn't a snowmobile, it was a _____________, y'know. One of those big
________________, y'know? And he used ta have it ______________ ____ some reindeers,
y'know, like, reindeers?
TC: Some what, man?
CM: Some reindeers, y'know. He used the hook them __________ da sled and then he used ta
_____________ ______ inside the sled and hold _______ to the reins and then __________
_____________ their names, like, "On Donner! On, Blitzen! On Chewy! On Tavo! C'mon, Becto!"
And then, the reindeers used ta ________ off _______ the sky and fly _________ the sky, man!
TC: Wow, man! That's far out, man!
CM: Yeah! And then, when they flied across the sky, they used to ___________ ____________ to
places like, oh, Chicago, L.A., Nueva York and Pacoima and _______ those ___________,
y'know, and then ____________ on top of people's roofs and then 'ol Santa Claus would make
________________ real small, y'know, like, a ___________ _____________ guy, and he'd come
______________ the chimney and then he would ____________ you all the stuff that he made,
man. And...dig this, man...he did it all ________ one ____________, man!
TC: Hey, just a minute, man. Now, how'd he do that, man?
CM: Oh, well, man, he ___________ the _______________. How else, man?
TC: No, man. No, man, how'd he do ______ that ___________ stuff, man? Like, how'd he make
____________ small, man. And, how'd he, like, how'd he get the reindeer ________ the
____________, man?
CM: Oh, well, man, he had some magic dust, man
TC: Hey, that's far out, man! Hey, how come I've never met this dude, man?
 Santa Looked A Lot Like Daddy (Brad Paisley)

Santa ___________ a lot ______ daddy

Our daddy _____________ a _________ like him

It's not the way I had him ___________________

Santa was a much too ______________

He didn't come ____________ the chimney

So mama must a let him _______

Santa.....
Our daddy......

Well, they ____________ I was fast a sleepin'

They thought I was tucked in _________

They ____________ thought that I'd come a peepin'

Or that I'd ___________ what was said

Santa put his ____________ around mama

And mama put her arm _____________ him

So if Santa Claus ain't daddy

Then I'm a gonna ___________ on them

[Repeat Chorus]

I never ____________ Dancer or Prancer

I never heard the sleigh bells ____________

I never saw the ________-________________ reindeer

Like they show on the TV _____________

But he sure ________________ a lot of presents

So Santa Claus he ___________ have been

Well, he sure......
Or daddy.............

[Repeat Chorus 2x]

Twas the night before Christmas (Librivox, Irish or London)
Twas the night before Christmas, when all __________________ the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a __________________.
The __________________ were hung by the chimney with care,
In __________________ that St Nicholas soon would be there.

The __________________ were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of sugar-plums__________________ in their heads.
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just __________________ our brains for a long winter's nap.

When out on the __________________ there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the bed to see what was the__________________.
Away to the __________________ I flew like a flash,
Tore open the __________________ and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the _______ - ___________ snow

Gave the lustre of mid-day to __________________below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should __________________,
But a miniature __________________, and eight tiny reindeer.

With a little old __________________, so lively and quick,

I knew in a __________________ it must be St Nick.
More rapid than __________________ his coursers they came,
And he __________________, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer, now Vixen!

On, __________________! On, Cupid! on, on Donnder and __________________!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the __________________!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild __________________ fly,

When they meet with an __________________, mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top the coursers they __________________,
With the sleigh full of __________________, and St Nicholas too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the __________________

The prancing and pawing of each little __________________.
As I drew in my head, and was __________________ around,
Down the __________________ St Nicholas came with a bound.

He was __________________ all in fur, from his head to his foot,

And his __________________ were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A __________________ of Toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just __________________ his pack.

His eyes-how they __________________! his dimples how merry!

His __________________ were like roses, his nose like a __________________!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the __________________ of his chin was as white as the snow.

The stump of a __________________ he held tight in his teeth,

And the __________________ it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little __________________ belly,
That shook when he __________________, like a bowlful of jelly!

He was chubby and __________________, a right jolly old elf,

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of __________________!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his __________________,
Soon gave me to know I had __________________ to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went __________________ to his work,

And filled all the __________________, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger __________________ of his nose,
And giving a __________________, up the chimney he rose!

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a __________________,

And away they all __________________ like the down of a thistle.
But I __________________ him exclaim, 'ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a _________ _________!"

Twas the night before Christmas Poem also called “A Visit from St. Nicholas"
Clement Clarke Moore (1779 - 1863) wrote the poem “Twas the night before Christmas” also
called “A Visit from St. Nicholas" in 1822. It is now the tradition in many American families to
read the poem every Christmas Eve.