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Welcome, everybody![br]Welcome to Amazing Discoveries!

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It's on again!

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Guys, could we please[br]not watch this?

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This ever happen to you?[br]You go to get a glass of milk...

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...but these cartons are so[br]flinging, flanging hard to open!

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Boy, you said it, Mike.

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-There's gotta be a better way.[br]-There is, Kevin!

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-Can we please turn this off?[br]-No way, Kevin!

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What if I told you there's[br]a new product that guarantees...

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... you'll never have to open up[br]milk cartons again?

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Meet the Milkmaster 2000!

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-Intrigued?[br]-You' re flinging, flanging right I am!

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This is the first time he's used this.[br]You'll see how easy this is to do.

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-This works in any milk carton.[br]-Wow, it is easy!

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Now I can have milk every day.
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The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel

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Subtitles and Rip by[br].:staz:. (staz@post.cz)

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It's official.[br]There are no good movies.

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So let's go to a bad one,[br]and make out.

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Perhaps you'd like me to turn[br]so you can bunny-bump against my back?

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-Hey, man. What's up?[br]-Maybe you can tell me.

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My agent wants to know why I didn't[br]show up at my audition today. . .

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. . .my first good one in weeks.[br]How could you not give me the message?

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I'll tell you, I do enjoy guilt. . .

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. . .but it wasn't me.

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Yes, it was.[br]It was him!

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Okay, it was me!

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-How was it you?[br]-Well, it was all so crazy, you know?

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Chandler was in the closet,[br]counting to 1 0. . .

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. . .and I hadn't found a place[br]to hide yet.

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I meant to tell you, and I wrote it all[br]down on my hand. See? All of it.

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Yep, that's my audition.

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See? Now, this is why I keep[br]notepads everywhere.

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Yep. And that's why we don't[br]invite you to play.

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What is the great tragedy here?[br]Get yourself another appointment.

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Estelle tried. The casting director[br]told her I missed my chance.

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Well, that is unfair!

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I'll call her.[br]I'll tell her it was my fault.

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You can't. The casting director[br]doesn't talk to friends.

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-She only talks to agents.[br]-What a sad little life she must lead.

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-What are you doing?[br]-No, I know, I know.

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Hi, this is Caitlin[br]from Phoebe Buffay's office.

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Is Anne there for Phoebe?

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She'll know what it's about.

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Hang up. Hang up right--

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Annie? Hi. Listen, we've got[br]a problem with Joey Tribbiani.

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Apparently, he missed his audition.[br]Who did you speak to in my office?

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Estelle? I don't know[br]what to do with her.

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So your husband leaves and burns down[br]the apartment. The world doesn't stop.

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Is anybody else scared?

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If Joey loses this audition, then[br]that is it for Estelle. I don't care!

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Annie, you are a doll. What time can[br]you see him? I need a pen. Pen!

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Get the woman a pad![br]Get the woman a pad! A pad! A pad!

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Oh, now you want a pad.
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Where's my boy?

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Here's my boy!

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And here's his Barbie!

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What's my boy doing with a Barbie?

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He picked it out at the store.[br]He loves it.

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He carries it everywhere,[br]like a security blanket.

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But with ski boots and a kicky beret.

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Yeah, it's cute.

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Why does he have it again?

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So he's got a doll. So what?

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Unless you' re afraid[br]he's gonna grow up to be. . .

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. . .in show business.

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This wouldn't have[br]to do with the fact. . .

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. . .that he's being raised[br]by two women?

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You know what? It's fine. If you' re[br]okay with the Barbie thing, so am l.

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Give Daddy the Barbie.[br]Give me the Barbie.

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Don't you wanna play[br]with a monster truck?

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No? Okay.

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How about a Dino-Soldier?

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You are so pathetic.
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Why can't your son[br]just play with his doll?

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I gotta go to work.

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Has anybody seen my left boob?

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I loved that movie.

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Here it is.[br]What are you doing?

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I' m sorry. It just felt nice.

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Answer the phone.

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I only got one arm. You should[br]do stuff for me. Get me a sweater.

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Just do it! It's Janice.

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And if I get it, I'll have[br]to see her tonight.

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That's great.[br]I'll have to see her tonight.

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Why don't you want to see Janice?

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Last night at dinner,[br]when the meals came. . .

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. . .she put half her chicken piccata[br]on my plate and took all my tomatoes.

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And that's bad. . .

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. . .because you hate chicken piccata?

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You didn't want to share your tomatoes.[br]Tomatoes are very important to you.

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Suddenly, we were this "couple. "

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And this alarm started going off[br]in my head.

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"Run for your life![br]Get out of the building! "

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Men are unbelievable.

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What is it with you people?

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The minute you feel something,[br]you have to run away?

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I know. That--

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That's why I don't want to go tonight.[br]I' m afraid I'll say something stupid.

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You mean that "guy thing" where[br]you act mean and distant. . .

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. . .until we break up with you?

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You know about that?

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What do I do?[br]I wanna get past this.

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I don't want to be afraid[br]of commitment.

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I want to go through the tunnel[br]to the other side!

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Where there's no fear of commitment.

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Do we have any--

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Do we have any thoughts here?

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I've never been through[br]the tunnel myself because. . .

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. . .you' re not allowed through[br]with more than one girl in the car.

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But it seems to me it's pretty much[br]like anything else. Face your fear.

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Fear of heights?[br]Go to the top of the building.

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You' re afraid of bugs.
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Get a bug.

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You have a fear of commitment.

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So I say you go in there and you be[br]the most committed guy there ever was!

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Amazingly, that makes sense.

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-Do you think?[br]-Oh, yeah! Go for it, man!

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Jump off the high dive!

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Stare down the barrel of the gun![br]Pee into the wind!

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If I' m staring down[br]the barrel of a gun. . .

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. . .I' m gonna be pretty much peeing[br]every which way.

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It's your audition from this morning!

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Can I use the phone?

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Sure, that's what it's there for.[br]Emergencies and pretend agents.

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Come on, baby! Come on!

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Hi. I have Phoebe Buffay[br]returning a page.

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Okay, she's in her car.[br]I'll have to patch you through.

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very nice touch.

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Okay, go ahead.

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Talk, talk, talk!

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Hi, Annie?

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Fantastic. You got it!
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Will he work for scale, you ask me?[br]Well, I don't know about that.

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Except that I do and he will.

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Great. Oh, you are such a sweetheart.

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I would love to have lunch with you!

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How about we have lunch next--

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Went through a tunnel.

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Unbelievable.

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Oh, thank you so much!

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It was really fun. I mean, I've never[br]talked on a car phone before.

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You are so amazing![br]Could you do me this huge favor?

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There's another audition I want,[br]and Estelle couldn't get me in.

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I don't know.[br]It was fun one time, but--

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Please? It would just be[br]this one more.

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Well, actually it's two.

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Two?

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Well, really it's three.

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Please? You' re so good at it.[br]I love you.

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Okay. But just these three, right?

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No, it's four.

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So how come you wanted[br]to eat in tonight?

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Because I wanted. . .

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. . .to give you this.

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Are you a puppy!

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Contact paper!

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What do you say when someone[br]you' re sleeping with. . .

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. . .gives you contact paper?

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Wait, there's more.[br]See, the contact paper is to go. . .

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. . .in your brand new drawer!

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See, the drawer actually[br]goes in my dresser.

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You didn't have to do this.

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Yes, I did.

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Yes, I did.[br]Because you' re my girlfriend. . .

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. . .and that's what girlfriends[br]should get.

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Well, I gotta buy a vowel. . .

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. . .because, oh, my God!

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Who would've thought that someday. . .

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. . .Chandler Bing would buy me[br]a drawer?

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Well, not me.

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But that's what's happened.[br]And there's more.
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We should take a trip.

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We should?

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We' re a couple,[br]and that's what couples do.

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And I wanna meet your parents.

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We should take a trip[br]with your parents!

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I don't think we need to because[br]you' re tripping me out right now!

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Are you okay?

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No, I am.

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I actually am! This is amazing.

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My entire life, I have feared[br]this place.

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And now that I' m here, it's like,[br]what was the big deal?

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I could probably say, "Let's move in[br]together," and I'd be okay.

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You probably want us[br]to move in together?

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-It doesn't scare me![br]-Yeah, well it scares me!

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I' m not even divorced yet! You just[br]invited me over here for pasta. . .

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. . .and now you' re talking[br]about moving in together.

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And I wasn't even that hungry.

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You know what? It's getting really[br]late, and I should just--

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Don't go! I've scared you![br]I've said too much!

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I' m hopeless and awkward[br]and desperate for love!
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Hey, Janice, it's me.

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I wanted to apologize in advance[br]for having chased you down the street.

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Here you go, honey. This will help.

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So I catch up to her[br]and she says. . .

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. . .this relationship's going too fast[br]and we have to slow down.

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That is never good.

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Then I got all. . .

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. . .needy and clingy.

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Wait a minute. Maybe it's[br]not so bad. How did you leave it?

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She said she'd call me.

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Oh, God.

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Welcome to our side of the tunnel.

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This ice cream tastes like crap,[br]by the way.

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Well, it's that[br]low-cal-nondairy-soymilk junk.

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We save the real stuff[br]for the truly terminal cases.

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When you' re getting screwed over all[br]the time, you gotta switch to low fat.

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Yeah, you do.

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You don't think I' m terminal?

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Not at all. You' re not terminal.[br]We just need some damage control.

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Okay. Should I call her?

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It's a critical time. If you feel[br]yourself reaching for that phone. . .

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. . .go shopping, get your butt[br]in a bubble bath.

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If you want her back,[br]you have got to start acting aloof.

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She has to know you' re not needy.

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So what you have to do is. . .

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. . .you have to accidentally[br]run into her on purpose. . .

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. . .and then act aloof.

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So I' m not gonna lose her?

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Oh, honey, you' re not a total loser.

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I said, "So I' m not gonna lose her?"

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Guess who's here!

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It's the toughest guy in Toyland, Ben!

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Real American hero[br]I'm G.I. Joe!

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Drop the Barbie. Drop the Barbie.

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G.I. Joe?

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You really think he'll fall for that?

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G.I. Joe?

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Cool! Can I play?

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Look, Ben! It's a toy that protects[br]U.S. oil interests overseas!
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Go, Joe!

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-There you are![br]-No, it's not. Sorry.

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But, Phoebe, wait, wait.[br]Phoebe!

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Oh, Joey! Oh, okay![br]See, I didn't recognize you. . .

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. . .in those pants.

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That Tv movie I went in for,[br]did you hear anything?

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I think I got a shot at it.

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Yes, they called![br]You didn't get it!

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Okay? I mean, you didn't get it.[br]I' m sorry. I' m sorry.

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That's okay. These things happen.

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But they shouldn't happen.[br]You know what?

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You' re in a terrible,[br]terrible business.

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I don't want to be the person[br]who makes you look like that.

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I' m okay. See?

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Now you' re sad and creepy.

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I' m sorry. I quit.

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No, no, you can't quit![br]You' re the best agent I ever had.

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Rejection is part of being an actor.[br]You can't take it personal.

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They said they'd never met an ltalian[br]actor with a worse ltalian accent.

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They actually said that?
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Oh, God, there's that face again.[br]See? I can't do this job!

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This is why[br]you have to do this job!

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Agents always lie.

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Estelle just says stuff like,[br]"They went another way. "

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But this? I can use this.

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I can work on a new accent.

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Yeah, okay. If it[br]helps you, okay. Yeah.

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You'll never get me, Joe!

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No, thank you.

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What are you doing here?

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Just a bit of shopping.

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How have you been?

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Are you being British?

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Not anymore.

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Why are you shopping here?[br]You don't live in this neighborhood.

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Were you here waiting for me?

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I' m just. . .

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. . .picking up some things for a party.

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Barley?

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What kind of party serves barley?

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I' m sorry if my friends aren't[br]as sophisticated as yours.

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Where is this party?

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Here in Chelsea.

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Whose party is it?

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A woman's.

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What woman?

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Chelsea.

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Either you' re seeing somebody[br]behind my back. . .

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. . .which would make you[br]the world's biggest jerk. . .

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. . .or you' re pretending[br]to see somebody. . .

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. . .which makes you so pathetic[br]I could cry right here!

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So which of these two guys[br]do you want to be?

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Can I be that guy?

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Okay, we got some more good[br]rejections. Lots of stuff to work on.

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Okay. Shoot.

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Okay. Oh, the zoo commercial.

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I didn't get it?

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They said that you[br]"weren't believable as a human being. "

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So you can work on that.
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Great.

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What else?

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The off-Broadway-play people said[br]that you were "pretty but dumb. "

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Oh, no wait. I' m sorry.[br]That's "pretty dumb. "

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Look, it's okay, no, no, no.[br]Really.

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Look. . .

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. . .I really appreciate this. . .

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. . .but I' m gonna have to[br]go back to Estelle.

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Don't get me wrong.[br]You' re a better agent than she is. . .

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. . .but at least with her, I don't want[br]to blow my pretty dumb brains out.

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Yeah, no, I understand.

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You do? Thanks. Okay.

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Sorry.

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Wait a minute.

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Wait a minute.

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Did you make all that stuff up[br]to get out of being my agent?

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Oh, he caught me.

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I am so busted!

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That's what I suspected!

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And then I just, you know. . .
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. . .threw the bag of barley at her[br]and ran out of the store.

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My God, Chandler, we said be "aloof,"[br]not "a doof. "

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I've actually ruined this, haven't l?

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Is it time for the good ice cream now?

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Yeah, it is.

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You know what?[br]Everything's gonna be okay.

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Can you hold on for a second?

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What do I do?

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I don't know.[br]This is unprecedented.

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If we did what you did,[br]a man would never call.

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I got it! Pretend you just woke up.[br]That'll throw her off!

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-Be sleepy![br]-Yes! And grumpy!

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What are you--?[br]Stop naming dwarfs!

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I' m so glad that you called.

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I know I've been acting[br]really weird lately. . .

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. . .and it's just because[br]I' m crazy about you. . .

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. . .and I just got stupid and scared. . .

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. . .and stupid a couple more times.

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And I' m sorry.

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Really?

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Really?

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He's so lucky.[br]If Janice were a guy. . .

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. . .she'd be sleeping[br]with somebody else by now.

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I love you too.

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It's so unfair!

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G.I. Joe? G.I. Joe?!

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I don't know what to tell you guys.[br]That's the doll he chose.

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What'd you do, dip it in sugar?

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Look, G.I. Joe's in, Barbie's out.

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And if you guys can't deal with it,[br]that's just your too bad.

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What are you being such a weenie for?[br]So he has a Barbie. Big deal.

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You used to dress up like a woman.

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What?

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The way you used to dress up[br]in Mom's clothes?

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What are you talking about?

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The big hat, the pearls,[br]the little pink handbag?

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Okay. You are totally[br]making this up.

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How can you not remember?

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You made us call you "Bea"?
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Oh, God.

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I've literally never been this happy.

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Wasn't there a little song?

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Oh, please, God,[br]let there be a song.

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There was no song.[br]There was no song.

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I am Bea

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-I drink tea--[br]-That's enough.

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Won't you....

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Won't you....

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Won't you....

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Won't you dance around with me?

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I am Bea

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I drink tea

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Won't you dance around with--?

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Ross?