VOL. 4 NO. 2 INITIATION SPECIAL UNIVERSITY OF WATERLOO, ONT, FRIDAY, SEPT.

27, 1963

INITIATION BRIGITTE, BIKINIES,

ENDS Eight Cheerleading
uniforms are wait-
ing to be filled.
Can you jump?
BALES AND BOTTLES l l l

Under the directionJeff Evans, Bill Siddal and David Trost,

of
frosh once again set out on the annual, pilferage of the Kitchener-
Waterloo area, more respectfully known as The Scavenger Hunt.
Three
Items such as red lights, candles, pictures of Brigitte Bardot (appar-
ently some rather revealing), snow fences, and beer bottles among
other things flooded into the parking lot at Seagram Stadium as the
Party
time limit drew near. The bikinies (full of female) were sported main-
ly by off-campus women (including the wife of a Toronto policeman),
though Arts did get representation by Penny Catton.
Debate
On Sunday evening, September 22,
But it seems to this as though the Engineers showed
observer the University of Waterloo Unitar-
ian Discussion Group held a three
the most ingenuity for the evening. Arrangements were made before- party debate on the past election in
hand with some of the local residents for the loan of a tractor, a the Physics Amphitheatre. Represent-
couple of wagons, and a hundred and fifty bales of hay. But alas, atives of the three parties were pre-
there were problems with one of the hitches and progress to Seagram sent namely Keith Butler, P.C., Mor-
Stadium was slow - so slow in fact that the local constabulary got ley Rosenberg, N.D.P., and Jim Breit-
haupt representing the Liberal party.
a bit annoyed when darkness came, for there was a definite loss of Sandy Baird of the K-W Record was
lights on the procession. The scorers demonstrated their usual lack a most impartial and witty moderator.
of aid by insisting that the entourage must reach the stadium to score Each party submitted two questions
any points. In order to do this, approximately eighty people were which were to be answered by each
recruited with cars and flashlights to pacify our stalwart police. Once of the other representatives. These
questions involved Medicare, , crime
at their destination the wagons made excellent stages for the various in Ontario and future planning in
bikini clad dolls to display their wares. The only sore point for this all fields.
group of gentlemen was the unloading of the hay. Mr. Rosenberg provided a little
life to perhaps an otherwise boring
A not so clever stunt however was performed by the Engineers, evening when he accused Mr. Butler
who.put’in a false alarm in order to fulfill, the requirement of a police- of being complacent and saying noth-
man in full uniform. I don’t think he shared the opinion that twenty ing in answering the prepared ques-
points was worth that effort. tions. Mr. Rosenberg charged that
the Conservatives were too slow and
6
. . . one thousand two hundred and seventy two weiners . . . one thousand David Swain and Jill Stoody along with three other frosh bor- he promised immediate action.
two hundred and seventy fo rowed a relief map from Waterloo Lutheran University so that they Crime was again mentioned with
the Conservatives denying organized
could be photographed with it for the Record. Paying special atten- crime and the Liberals and N.D.P.‘s
tion to the section on student pranks in the Handbook it was re- decrying its presence.
turned undamaged. After the prepared questions, writ-
140,000 PENNIES Several sopmores not wanting to be outdone, paid a respectful,
if hasty, visit to Ontario Agricultural College and deftly removed the
ten questions were received from the
floor and answered by the respective

IN THE PIGGY - flag from the cannon to bring back as a souvenir.

candidate. The questions were some-
what searching, but the representatives
were unable to give many definite
Spurred on by the Hurculean efforts The chain when completed, It goes almost without saying that Science won the honours for answers (as usual). Mr. Butler seemed
of Jim Mitchell, Science II, a horde amounted to some $1400, which was the evening with Engineering in second place. unsure of some things. Mr. Breit-
of frosh and many of their sopho- presented to the Kinsmen Club of haupt continually referred to a little
more supervisors completed, at 4:30 Kitchener-Waterloo for use in the Guess where Arts wound up? book better known as the Liberal
Saturday, a chain of pennies stretch- Club’s new workshop for retarded bible which apparently had all the
ing from City Hall Kitchener to the adults (the old one having grown too answers to our problems. Why this
Waterloo City Hall. small to provide the services re- has not been brought out in the elec-
Serenading prospective donors as
they rode up and down King Street
in a small sports car, five frosh and
quired) .

A great many thanks must go out

FROSHMAN HOP tion campaign is quite a mystery.
Although young in years, Mr. Ros-
enberg carried himself quite well and
assorted instruments managed to to those who made the chain a suc- I am going to the Froshman Hop to be able to see the new crop showed some promise for the future.
bring in a few smiles and a few cessful project, as well as to those of eligible chicks last Saturday. Naturally, I am not taking with me A hearty congratulations goes out
large donations. who gave so generously. any such available female for fear that some inebriated soul to the University of Waterloo Unitar-
uninitiated in the 1art of couth will ian Discussion Group for a well or-
on the hunt and attached to the new ganized evening. Head of the group
waylay me and perhaps even my ac-
crop of female arrivals. is Jim Ronback with faculty advisers
companying escort. So I am arriving
Since I am not able to two-step to being Dr. Pickarski and Dr. Lefcourt.
without fanfare (or ticket) to find
the stains of Gravy Waltz, I am cor- Attendance was a little disappointing;
that the marines are not the only ones
nering some sophomore-ette who is however, let us hope Mr. Ronback
who have patents on landing, but the
telling me that she and her roomies and his group do not become dis-
available nursies are also making an
don’t think anymore that the campus couraged and will plan more even-
appearance for the benefit of loners.
is Heaven because
- _ the odds are only ings like that.
The Waterloo Sauare Mall is. nat-
m-ally, decorated iu gold, black; and nine4o-one this yearo
The sophies are presenting a gar-
white as well as lvarying shades of
red, most of which I am finding on
bage trophy to the Science for their ERRATUM. l l

scavenging win, and only thirty are Contrary to the notice in the last
the noses of the sophomores and in issue of The CORYPHAEUS, Alan
showing up for residence breakfast.
the cheeks of their normally pallid Mills will be appearing TONIGHT,
chicks. Froshmen, of course, are both Demon Rumyon. September 27.

NEW UNIVERSITY CHEER l l l

SEAGRAMS! SEAGRAMS! VAT 69

WARRIORS, WARRIORS, HOLD THAT LINE!
‘DAMN OUTDOOR CONVENIENCES . . .’ correct attire for the pep-rally
was of the nocturnal variety.
- SUPPORT THE WARRIORS THIS SATURDAY -
Page f2 The CORYPHAElJ$ FRiDAY, SEPT. 21, 1963

News Dept. Dave Campbell, Dan Stoffer, John Mac-

“7kde Ah decwe W’
Donald, Hennie Smid, Don Curran, Ed Hallin, George by G. WHIZ
Newton, Ken Brown. I hope the Freshmen will permit me a rather esoteric chuckle
Sports Dept.: John Hammond. over something I read in the C.U.P. press release. It went like this:
Photography: Richard Rowe, Pierre Gagne, Joe Kovaks, “C.U.P. was represented at the International Student Press Confer-
Allan Price, Irwin Mako. ence in Hamburg, Germany . . . “. Simply translated from newspaper
Layout: Jim Nagel, Terry Fleming, Michael Edwards. -ese this means that the -curse of the downtrodden, the friend of the
Contributing: George Welsh. rich and the powerful, the pilot of last year’s Coryphaeus, your
Cartoonist: Marion Harwood. friend and mine, that sly Hebrew, Uncle Sidney Black managed to ~
Circulation: Richard Rowe. con NFCUS into sending him on an all expenses jaunt to Europe.
Advertising: Jim Carrothers. More power to him!
Board of Publications Chairman: Murray French.
Speaking of NFCUS, the picture taking up valuable space in
Published by the Undergraduate student body of the University of Waterloo and its affiliated Colleges under the my column is of none other than David E. Jenkins the national
authorization of the Board I of Publications. Letters should be addressed to the Editor, University of Waterloo.
Phone 7453911. The opinions expressed represent the freedom of expression of a responsible, autonomous society. president of NFCUS.
Subscription Rate: $2.00 per year. Member: Canadian University Press

TECHNICAL SESSION 8 International

NEXT THURSDAY ‘. l l
Students Assoc.
The International Students Assoc-
There has been some question of late on the possibility of in- iation of the University of Waterloo
fusing twelve ounces of a moderately viscuous liquid through an ori- (I.S.A.) was formed shortly before
Christmas of 1962.
fice of approximately l/2 ” diameter in 6 seconds. It was decided to The I.S.A. serves to promote the
attempt to resolve this problem by experiment in the laboratories of welfare and interests of the foreign
Bingeman Park Lodge on October 3rd at 8:00 p.m. students on the campus. It also serves
an as excellent medium for the Can-
Five systems of five orifices will be arranged. Through each ori- adians outside the campus to learn
about the countries, customs and cul-
fice of- each system be passed 12 ounces of fluid in turn until a total tures represented by the international
of 60 has been reached. The time required per passage will be tabu- students on the campus.
lated, the shortest time being deemed the optimum. Since the formation of I.S.A.,
meetings have been held every two
weeks with speakers and films on
. Interest in scientific endeavours of this nature being high among topics of wide interest to those on
the intellectual elite of the campus (ENGINEERS), it was decided campus. This year there will be many
to allow a limited number of the more enthusiastic to observe and important receptions and other activi-
ties. Some of these will be supported
even participate in this seminar. Due to’ the high cost of scientific jointly with the World University Ser-
vice of Canada (W.U.S.). The first of From the picture, which begs to be captioned, (feel free to do
material, a nominal fee of $100 will be charged. so) I haven’t decided whether he is a commercial traveller for Greasy
these will be a reception for the new
Anyone interested (either actively or passively), is urged to at- foreign students on October 4th at Kid Stuff or whether he’s attempting to intimidate someone into giv-
the home of President Hagey. ing back his false teeth. And so the barb flies at the sacred bull. Any-
tend. Fluids will be dispensed by the laboratory technicians. About the most important job of one who would O.K. a picture like that for national distribution de-
the I.S.A. is the introduction of the
Special note: A related experiment will be carried out to deter- new foreign students into the Can- serves to be punctured. Somebody please tell me that that picture
mine the audio qualities of wetted orifices. adian way of life. This job is best is a great hoax - please?
done by a Canadian friend. With this
in mind, the I.S.A. appeals for mem- How about those people who fell or were pushed into the fish
bers from all students, faculty mem- pond at the Engineering Building and the great flap it caused in the
Libelous Filth - bers and staff of the University.
The first general meeting will be
held on October 9, 1963, in room
Chemistry
complexion
department. If you see someone
like the original Alligator
walking around with a
Boy then you’ll know he didn’t
Many people have written letters to our editor-in-chief, com- P145 at 7:00 p.m. get scrubbed, down in time. The chemicals in the water are “harmful
plaining that they find three quarters of the newspaper writing to be If any more information is required to any living cell’ but I believe it’s simply a ploy by the administration
libelous filth. I have been instructed to assure those readers that the please contact Mrs, Zillekens in the to prevent people from throwing other people into our beloved sieve.
Office of Student Affairs, Annex 1,
total will be cut down to one, half. telephone ext. 405.
I don’t know how your registration was but mine went off very
efficiently and in light of this I would like to commend the Registrar’s
office for its efficient. handling of the whole business.
Boat Race Rowing Club
Perhaps it’s just from spending the summer in Ungava Bay, but
Trophy The first meeting of the U of W
Rowing Club was held last Tuesday.
Attendance was excellent with 22 ro-
don’t the girls look good this year? I was about to say, “Don’t
girls look better this year ?” but that would be tantamount
the
to com-
What! did I hear someone men- bust looking rowers present. The mitting suicide. With regard to girls one young lady informed me that
tion another “Technical Session” and freshman class was well represented she went to last week’s dance with an engineer who was so short that
another “Boat Race”? The winners by 13 new students.
she had to put her perfume behind her knees.
get a trophy you know. Engineering President of this club, which is
class of ‘64 Boat Race Trophy of new this year, is to be Ron Hamble-
ton and he will be ably assisted by I notice in a Weekly Events Bulletin from the Registr,ar’s office
course. Looks pretty good eh?- Here’s
its origin. Frank Pinder. that dogs are no longer allowed in the buildings. What a crushing
Two eight man crews are planned, blow to the Philosophy department. The janitors are happy though;
It seems that last winter during one one of which will be a freshman gone are the days of playing wet nurse to some professor’s canine
of the many class of ‘64 social even- group. The team plans to practise
ings some one mentioned ‘why don’t confidante. Dwelling for a moment on the Philosophy department and
during the week at Seagram’s gym at its dogs, I see that a prominent member of that department is sport-
we organize a Boat Race at the up- 5:00 p.m. each day for about an hour.
coming Technical Session’. The idea The tap’s for turning. ing a fine new beard this year; however, I also noticed a!beard shaped
was a&epted and rules were drawn On the weekend the team will move
to St. Catherines where arrangements section of white skin standing out against the’ rich blackness of his
up. Then s.omeone came up with an on all challengers (Pm the anchor
idea to donate a prize to the winners have been made for workouts under hound’s hide. There are other theories as to where this particular
man, I should know). They have gone Jack Nicholson, the coach of the sen-
of the contest (clever fellows). It was as far as to put forth the following beard came from. For instance, it has been suggested that he can-
agreed that a trophy should be don- ior row club there. Fortunately there nibalized his fine moustache and so forth. But believe what you will.
proclamation: are nine fellows from the St. Cath-
ated because who else could “boat Personally I dislike committing myself to one theory.
race” better than the class of ‘64 and “We the class of ‘64, hereby erines area willing to billet a rower
&urn and notify that, notwithstand- for the weekend so accommodations - _ _
they would have another trophy to I should check the facts- but I’d rather tear out a limb. I over-
add to their collection. ing previous failures, the aforesaid will not be a problem.
trophy shall be both challenged and Their first regatta is planned for heard a conversation in Mrs. Fischer’s Gold Mine - the bookstore
The rest is past history. The class won by ourselves. Those contestants Friday, Nov. 1st. Prospects are good to the uninitiated - that went something like this:
of ‘64 lost the race to the class of ‘66 and challengers having not yet and hopes are high for at least one
by .04 sec. None the less the trophy achieved, while adhering to the rules victory from the freshman crew. “Can you change a quarter?”
was presented to the junior class in and procedures of the contest, a
a hope that another tradition would total elapsed time of at least 37 “We’re not supposed to.”
i;ho;;tablished in the engineering (thirty-seven) seconds are here re-
. “It’s for the ‘phone.”
minded of the futility of their at-
Well this is another year and I
hear the class of ‘64 is ready to take
tempts, this time being both claimed
and attained by ourselves . . .” World “We’re not supposed to.”
“Where could I get change then?”
Federalists “Try the bank.”

MORE BUILDING! ’ believe that only limited world

federal government with enforce-
Now what sort of attitude is that to adopt? She had lots of
change and so far as I could see there was no earthly reason why this
able world law, which could be fellow shouldn’t get change for a quarter.
Work has begun on the Chemistry and Biology- Building be- achieved through revision of the
tween the Arts and Physics Buildings. The new building will be the United Nations Charter, is capable
of ensuring peace and providing The division of labour is increasing in the administrative branch
university_‘s largest to date and will cost 3% million dollars. The three an alternative security system to of the university. In past years when applying for a bursary or a loan
storey, H’ shaped building will have separate wings for the Biology the present balance of terror and one would see Mr. Gordon, smile politely, laugh when laughed at,
for which the world is spending and in a few -minutes the business of begging or borrowing would be
and Chemistry departments. Completion is expected in time for $120,000 million every year to
mainatin. completed and off went the student smiling happily. Now you have
classes in September 1964. One of its many features will be closed to see Mr. Ingram which is only possible after making an appointment
circuit television as a teaching and laboratory aid. Write for free pamphlet “Student
Action” one week in advance. It’s only rumour of course but I hear Mr. In-
Site development in progress in the area of the Arts and Theatre to John Jerome, Student Div. gram shoots in the seventies.
Building will be completed in December. World Federalists of Canada
Suite 24, 46 Elgin St., Ottawa. Not being the person of breeding that her husband was, Mrs.
Construction of the Library will begin in November this year. George Crabbe had the disconcerting habit of scratching her back
Organize now for world with her dinner fork. At one public dinner George was so embarrass-
When the Chemistry and Biology Building is completed the peace through world law. ed by his wife’s faux pas that he dropped an. entire handful of mashed
present Chemistry Building will be used for Chemical Engineering. potatoes. So it is recorded in the Life of 6. C. by J. Popsby-Burford.
The CORYPHAEUS, FRIDAY, SEPT. 27, 1963

Hootenanny
college Friday; September 20th witnessed
the attendance of a dwindling number
of pyjama-clad fros.h and, -a liberal
amoilnt of senior &dents at an event
called ,-a ‘Hootenanny’. .

cad I%& +&g .s.k&i ‘!aunched .with a

, pep rally at Seagram Stadium, intend-
ed to stimulate ,the fresh’s noise-pro-
ducing talents, followed by a forced
march through suburbia to the school
by tom runkin mud-hole. Campus - recruited talent
‘provided the harmony, while the gath-
As we go to press the Ontario Provincial Elections will be
ering of music lovers carried their
in full swing. It is interesting to note that when the people of own version. of the tune in a bucket.
Vancouver go to the polls on September 3Oth, they will find on
A request for ,a repeat of Wednesday
the ballots the names of no less than four of the faculty mem- night’s ‘Hey ,Haidi Hi’ was turned
bers of the University of Briitsh Columbia.
down, to prevent further corruption
Local police in Vancouver are going to the source to curb of youthful minds.
accidents caused by the “potentially dangerous under 25 years
age group” by setting up radar traps on the campus roads of Despite an evident draught, unlike
U.B.C. They use ghost cars and motorcycles and once even hid the recent Mariposa brawl, a number
their radar in a camping rack atop a parked car. However dev- of frosh seemed sto ‘be in high spirits.
ious the means, the threat of a $25 speeding ticket has slowed This is probably attributable- to the
traffic considerably. vapors from, downtown. Organized
Something new! A student centre planned by students. harmony was followed by disorgan-
At Loyola College in Montreal, three students in conjunction ized harmony when the mob retired
with an administration building expert will form a committee to warm their extremities around the
to plan “The Union”, a student centre to be completed by 1965. bonfires. It seems that someone. gross-
This is not just -a suggestion committee, but a group which will - - ly over-estiIYi-atectr”~~--d‘deiila~~~r-~~~d
be responsible for the floor plan and will sit on the Construction hot dogs, and a large supply of these
TWO FROSH PREPARE TO &IE DOWN ON THE JOB - Over 300 more
Committee. Thus, “The Union” will be a student building in resulted.
freshmen attended the pep rally, which preceeded the hootenanny.
every respect. ~- ~~ It was rumoured that the ‘SS’ were
scheduled for a swimming lesson;

COMMON ROOM CONFISCATION Alan Mills Tonight unfortunately this notpotentially

taining’. eveii aia..
’
occur;.

the
enter-

A casual observation disclosed that

fires soon became unnecessary.
Now recognized as one of the outstanding interpreters of both
The following is an excerpt from a dents will co-operate once they are the English and French folk songs of bilingual Canada, Alan> Mills
memorandum sent to the Administm- made aware of these temporary prob- specializes in promoting what has been, until just recently, the rela-
tion: lems. tively unknown field of Canadian folk music.
TO: Dr. T. L. Batke, Academic
Vice-President.
ln particular, the necessity of ex-
panding our present library facilities
is recognized, and we are pleased to
Canadian folk songs, Mr. Mills feels, are worth hearing not only
for their own unique character, but also as an entertaining medium Paintings mm l

From: J. D. Kraemer, President, for making others more familiar with the people, history and dual
see that this new reading room is culture of Canada. A collection of paintings will be
Student’s Council.
being used by a considerable number Mr. Mills is a native Canadian, born in Montreal. Starting out shown in the Arts Building ‘gallery
Re: Temporary use of Physics- of students. as a newspaper reporter, he collected and sang folk songs as a hobby starting Monday. These paintings can
Mathematics Building Com- It is most regretful, however, that until 1947 when he began singing them professionally for the Can- be borrowed by students, staff and
mon Room for Library pur- this particular decision, which direct- adian Broadcasting Corporation. At present, he looks back on over faculty on a first call basis. Charges
l poses. ly effects a considerable number of 1,000 folk music programmes on both English and French radio and are 1% of the declared value for a
I can well appreciate the problems students, was made without the par- television for the C.B.C., more than 200 shortwave broadcasts to 6 week loan. For these, loans call at
which are presently facing our ex- ticipation of Students’ Council, or, Enrope and Latin American countries and numerous live concerts. the Engineering and Science Library.
iv
panding University, especially in spac- failing this, the Office of Student He has recorded at least two dozen long-playing albums on the Folk-
ing needs. I a confident that the stu- Affairs. ways and Dominion labels and has edited a half dozen books on
In future, we hope that the Univer- Canadian and other folk music.
sity will encourage the participation He has toured Canada and the United States from coast to coast .._,
--.._.=.-----.=___
of students in those policy deliber- on several occasions, and Great Britain twice. Undoubtedly many Renison College’s Music Society .is
ations which directly or indirectly re- readers will have heard him- this summer at the Mariposa Festival sponsoring an all student- production ’

mum
late to student interests. in Orillia. of the Gilbert and Sullivan operetta
Yours very truly, - Tonight the Student Christian Movement brings Alan Mills to ‘Patience’. The Operetta will be per-
Jim Kraemer, this campus. Enjoy an evening of Canadian folk singing, in the formed on the 2&h, 29th and 30th
President, Student’s Council. Theatre of the Arts at 8 :30 p.m* of November in the new Theatre of
The Glee Club the Arts, and will be open to the gen-
eral public as well as to those, at the
The University Glee Club, under BRIDGE CLUB University.
the direction of the University’s new On Tuesday, October lst, at 5:OO
p.m. there will be a formation meet- An open invitation is extended .to
Music Director, Mr. Hans Bauer, will
ing of the University of Waterloo all students, interestel in any facet of
be meeting in the Arts study room Duplicate Bridge Club. At this time theatre, to participate in the product-
every Monday evening from 6:30 to the constitution will be reviewed, and ion. For those interested in perform-
8:00 p.m., starting next Monday, election of officers for the coming
year will be held. Notices giving loca- ing, casting will be held on Monday
September 30. Rehearsals for the
tion have been posted. and Tuesday of this coming week
Christmas Concert, featuring some of
The Duplicate Bridge Club, hew from 7 to 9 p.m. in the Arts Theatre
the lesser known carols, begins im- this year, aims at providing for its Workshop. There are solo roles for
mediately. New members welcome. members, bridge games which ap-
proach tournament quality. There will four females, and five males, and al-
be classes for beginners, and for less so a large chorus of both sexes, for
Instrumental Group experienced players, along with dupli- those interested in operetta but with-
cate games about twice a month. In out solo quality voice.
In addition to the Glee Club, Mr. addition, teams will be sent to tour-
Bauer would like to organize an in- naments where they can represent the For any further information see
strumental ensemble. Anyone inter- University, and an invitational tour- Terry Jones or Anne Reed.
nament will be held on Winter Car-
ested should contact Mr. Bauer in nival weekend. A good time will be had by all!
his office, room 207 in the Arts Bldg.
at 5:00 p.m. on Monday, Sept. 30.

Music Appreciation FORWEU’S SUPERWNETY

A series of lectures on the apprec-
iation of music will also be organized. FOR ALL STUDENT REQUIREMENTS
Mr. Bauer hopes to have at least four
lectures before Christmas, some of “AND THE HORSE WENT AROUND WITH HIS FOOT . . .” Chilly
which will preview the music of com- weather did not prevent a good turnout at the Friday night hootenanny. Corner University and King
ing attractions at the theatre.

.lsuur 3

GUN SHOP

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Reactionary? Repressed? Refrigerat- ference to be held this weekend,
ed? Right? Rong? September 27-29, at Camp Belwood. WATERLOO SQ. 744-278 1
Dr. David Stewart of McMaster Uui- I
What is a Christian like? The Inter-
versity will be leading discussions on
Varsity Christian Fellowship club on

I
the theme “Campus and Christianity-
campus invites you to come to its General Typing
Conflict?” Swimming (brr!), hiking,
organizational meeting on Thursday, Theses, Work Reports 10% Student Discount after 5 p.m.
basketball, arguments, and food will
October 3, at noon, in P 130 to find on electric typewriter
---A. also be available in liberal quantities. I Specialize iu Pizza and Full course Meals
VUL.
For further details see Pauline Watts . ._ .,
If you have five dollars as well, at Renison, or phone Jim Nagel -
youare invited to. the._ IVCF fall con- SH 343117.
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McMAsTER HERE SATURDAY ’

The University Warriors lost a 7-6 squeakerto
of Waterloo
Guelph Ontario Agricultural College in a thirty minute exhibition
game Saturday morning at Guelph. In a very even contest in which
the difference was a blocked convert attempt, Coach Carl Totzke
took a close look at some thirty-five aspirants. The contest revealed
a number of bright prospects among this year’s crop of rookies bring-
ing a great deal of speed to the backfield. The team should be a real
crowd-pleaser this year with the emphasis on exciting wide-open foot-
ball, and a solid performance along the line could make the ‘63 War-
riors a genuine contender.
The game was preceded by a walk-on scrimmage in which each
team had the ball on offense about fifteen minutes. Almost every-
one saw action both offensively and defensively before an overflow
crowd of about twenty-five Guelph students who could have just as
easily sat on their hands at home. ‘Leather-lungs’ l$ouston single-
handidly out-shouted the whole group.
In the game itself, Guelph showed a big heavy line and a fairly
impressive ground attack. The Warrior offense, led by three different
quarterbacks - Bill Barbaza, Dick Aldridge, and rookie Terry
Cooke provided a good balanced attack. The highlight of the morn-
ing was the leadership of Cooke, ‘the Fort Francis Flash’ on the
Warriors 80 yard march to a touchdown. Beautiful faking set up long
runs by Aldridge at left half and Bob Benedetti at right half. The
march was climaxed by Cooke’s fifteen yard pass to Dave Sutton in
the end zone. Except for a couple of costly lapses, the defense put up
a fairly steady performance.
The team is starting to jell and should be set for the opener
against McMaster, Saturday 28th at 2:00 p.m.

- WEEKLY EVENTS -
Friday, September 27
8:30 p.m. Alan Mills Arts Theatre
Saturday, September 28
2:00 p.m. Football Game, Warriors vs M&laster Seagram Stadium
Sunday, September 29
2:30 p.m. University Film Series . . . “Jules & Jim Arts Theatre
8:30 p.m. University Film Series . . . “Jules & Jim” Arts Theatre
Monday, September 30
TOO p.m. Instrumental Ensemble (Organizational meeting) A-207
6:30 p.m. Glee Club Arts Study Room
Thursday, October 3
12:00 noon I.V.C.F. P-130
Technical Session - Bingeman Park
Editor’s note: Notices should be in the newspaper office two weeks prior to the
date of the event.
MEDICAL Coryphaeus
SERVICES l l l
SCHOOL SONG or
A University Health Service Cen-
Sfaff 0 l l
103 University Ave.
tre has been established in Annex 1.
The Centre will serve the needs of
The meeting to staff this newspaper They’re at it again
seems to have been one of the few Serious consideration is being given by the music department
both students and the faculty and
staff. Mrs. Phyllis Livingston, the successful ones so far this fall. Twen- ’ to a school song. Efforts in this direction have not proved too
nurse in charge, will be available ty-five volunteers came to this meet- succesful in the past, even though
Monday through Friday from 9 a.m. ing, and even more have subsequent- several have been officially introduc-
to 12 noon and 1 p.m. to 5 p.m. In ly joined the staff. ed in the theatre.
the event of illness or accident re-
Murray French, chairman of the The first task, according to our TOTHEFROSHm a l
quiring the services of the University
nurse or a medical doctor, call uni- Board of Publications, led the meet- new music director, will be to find “You can’t expect a
versity local 470 during the above --
ing and appointed David Clark as the words. These, he feels, should boy to be depraved
weekday hours. Evenings, weekends, managing editor, and Gerry Mueller
come from the students, and to ex- until he has been to
and holidays medical services may
ecute this he is planning a contest. a good school.‘-’
as photography editor. Since that (Further details will be forthcoming SARI
be arranged by calling the local hos-
pitals: St. Mary’s General, 744-33 11
time, Mr. Clark has become editor- in this newspaper). Welcome to Waterloo!
or the Kitchener-Waterloo General, in-chief, and John Conlin has ac-
Plans to fit music to these words BOB WAGNER, B.A. - C.L.U.
745-94s 1. cepted the managing editor’s post. have not been completed yet, al- The Mutual Life of Canada
Illnesses and injuries must be re- Other Coryphaeus appointments though present thinking on the sub-
Bus. 74594713 Res. 7451330
ported to the nurse immediately and have been Art Anderson, fine arts ject seems to indicate that it should
she will supply the necessary claims editor; Nelson Ball, news editor; Tom be done prof essoinally .
forms. Rankin, Canadian University Press
editor; Brian Olafson and Doug Gren-
kie co-sports editors; and Richard
Phys. Ed. Rowe as circulation manager.
Dr. J. G. Hagey has announced
that the University will offer a one-
No one on this year’s staff has had
any extensive newspaper experience
GARNET
year program in physical education
beginning in 1964. The course will or training; nevertheless, the future
be open to arts and science graduates looks very promising, particularly I
and will carry a Bachelor of Physical
The new modern restaurant in Kitchener
since Claude Brodeur has secured a
Education degree. full-time secretary for the Board of
Designed for graduates who plan Publications. located between the Capitol and Lyric Theatres
to enter the field as teachers or rec- New furniture is expected by Oct.
reation superivsors, the program will
10. This, along with the new hot
add a second major area of study to 20% student discount card available
their qualifications. plate, will give the newspaper office
a much more comfortable atmos-
phere. (Yvonne, our secretary, even Before going to the show meet your
COMPENDIUM
brings in flowers).
Have you picked up your copy friends at the Garnet Restaurant
of Compendium ‘63 yet? If not, It goes without saying, of course,
and you have ordered one please that new talent will be most welcome,
arrange to pick it up from the with or without experience. Just leave
Board of Publications office in
Annex 1. your name at our office; we’ll do the
rest.