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Unfortunately, I don't own any Harry Potter's rights.

A True Story, so naturally it sucks
Chapter 1
Why, oh why, Hermione though, why did Ron have to date Pansy?
It wasn't really the fact that Ron's girlfriend was Pansy Parkinson; although sh
e was the perfect stereotype of a bimbo, but that's the kind of girl that Ron li
ked, just remember Lavender! What they saw in him she would never know.
But back to the reason of Hermione's annoyance: it wasn't Ron dating Pansy, but
the idea of hanging out for a day.
It didn't bother her if Ron and spent all day snoging, at least Harry was there
too.
The main problem was that they weren't the only ones. Pansy had invited her own
friends.
That's right: Malfoy, Zabini, Crabbe and Goyle were there too.
And guess who was right next to her? IF you said Draco Malfoy the author will gi
ve you a cookie. He seemed uncomfortable too, by the way.
Hermione was bored to death. Harry and Ron had demanded her to not bring a book
so she could talk to them and now Ron was flirting Pansy, that Hermione knew it
was going to happen, but Harry talking to Zabini? So she was also surprised by t
he number of things they had in common, big deal!
She didn't mean to hear their conversation, but she had already read the menu sev
en times just to do something, even if they had already ordered the food.
At least I'm not the only one, she though, looking at Malfoy. Crabbe and Goyle w
ere talking to each other about food ad Malfoy hadn't said a word since the ente
red in the restaurant.
Hermione was using her visual memory to re-read on book when Malfoy spoke for th
e first time.
"Why is the food taking so long? If I owned this place that waitress would be fi
res by now!"
Lovely.
"So it's a good thing you don't, isn't it?" Hermione snapped.
Seeing the beginning of an argument, Harry spoke.
"I'm going to ask why is it taking so long. Do you want to come with me, Hermion
e?"
"Sure."
They headed to the bar, where another waitress told them to wait.
"So what is it?"
"Nothing! That's the problem! I'm so bored that I cold talk to Malfoy!"
"Then do it."
She laughed.
"Yeah, right. And how am I supposed to do that?"
"Hey, you two!"
They turned around. The food was on the table.
"Blaise told me Malfoy likes to read." Harry commented before returning to the t
able.
Hermione followed him and sat next to Malfoy again.
Maybe I should try to talk with him
What? You're kidding, right? This is Malfoy we're talking about! He's mean and i
nsults you!
Yeah, but he hasn't done anything lately
He called you mudblood yesterday!
He didn't today and I'll have to deal with him a lot more now that Pansy is Ron's
girlfriend, so we better get along, right?
Since the other part of her conscious didn't have a comeback for that, Hermione
stopped her internal debate.
"So," she turned to face Malfoy "I heard you like to read."
I know this is short, but since it's the only part in Hermione's pov, so I decid
ed to separate from the rest.
As the title says, this IS a true story. If you want to know it I can post it he
re (small version of course) as a final note when I finish writing this.
Actually this is the chapter I liked to write the most, ironically cuz it's the
only fake part. Well, I had to adapt muggle world to wizard (so there's no cinem
a) AND it happens to be when I'm not in it (in reality, I'm incarnating Harry, w
hich is kinda weird, I'm not a guy! xD) so I don't really know details.

In case you've been wondering why the hell haven't I uploaded this even thought
I said I already had the next 2 chapters written here's the reason:
I feel like crap every time I think of this fic.
Why, you ask? Well, it's because it is based on a real story.
I never went to the same school than this friend of mine, so almost I knew about
her boyfriend was from what she told me. I met him a few times and all that, bu
t from their relationship I always knew it from her.
As a confident.
After getting home after talking with her about it it always felt to me that it
would make such a great Dramione fic, because she and her boyfriend hated each o
ther in the beginning, they were classmates, he hated her because of what his be
st friend (who knew her and me) told him (so he actually also didn't like me eve
n thought we haven't met at the time) and she hated him because he insulted her
(basically because he hated her). One time they went to see a movie with their c
lassmates, started to talk and realised that the other wasn't so bad after that.
Come on, doesn't that seem such a perfect Dramione scenario?
But, their relation is a personal thing and I feel like crap if I posted it on t
he Internet (even if changing to Draco and Hermione and the wizarding world and
all that), because she trusted me with what she told me.
You get it, right?
Besides, I don't want to ask her if it's okay to write a fanfiction about her an
d her ex-boyfriend (yes, now ex, and that was how this fic was going to end, tha
t's why the 'So Naturally it Sucks' is in the title). I FEEL LIKE CRAP just from
imagining asking her to share personal things like that to strangers. I really
do.
Therefore, this fic is OVER. I'll leave it like that because I like that first c
hapter and, because I wasn't there when they went to the cinema and never knew t
hat much details about it, I totally made up, so it's really not real. I made it
up. The entire thing.
I suppose I could also not leave it like that and keep writing, but not as I ori
ginally planned, so I would also make up the rest of the story and not write abo
ut my friend. (because, honesty, that isn't that much of an ending, now is it? I
t's really a beginning to me xD)
If you're still reading at this point (this must be the longer AN I ever wrote x
D) then thank you for that and I hope you understand. ^^