Hey baby, I won’t take you for granite.

You and I must be like two tectonic plates, because

when we cross paths, you know something is
bound to happen.
Girl are you the majority of my degree topics?
Because you confuse and excite me.
Why do they call me a geologist? Because if you
don’t take off your pants ill bury you under 6
tonnes of rock.
I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to
take a look at this rock in my pants.
Hey baby are you a metamorphic rock? Because
your state changes with temperature and pressure.
Hey baby are you a xenolith? Because you would
look out of place in my bed.
Are you a sample of carbon because I’d like to date
you.
You’ remind me of longshore drift, Because you just
swept me away.
Wanna go behind that rock, and get a little
boulder?
Can I have your number so I can ‘texture’?
I’ll let you test my hardness if I can test your
cleavage.
If there was an earthquake in my heart, you’d be
the epicenter.
Hey girl, I’m diggin your Asthenosphere right now
because you got some tight bonds.
I don’t know much geology, but I sure do know that
I can rock your world.
Are you hydrochloric acid? Because you’re making
my limestone fizz.
Hey baby, you’re hotter than magma and have more
cleavage than a sheet silicate.
Girl, you’re finer than pyroclastic ash.
If you were a fossil I’d date you.
Are you an aftershock of an earthquake because I
think I’m falling for you all over again.

My love for you is as strong as a covalent lattice.

Excuse me ma’am, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?
I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
I want to shoot my neutron into you so we can make lots of little
molecules.
You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your
genes.
This tea needs some more C6 H12 O6… dip your finger in it.
You are so attractive, i cannot help but form hydrogen bonds
with you.
Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then
Potassium and water.
Our relationship is like caesium… explosive.
Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited
state?
Let’s get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and
simple.
Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in
you and explode!
I’m like an Sn2 reaction, I come from behind.
I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it
rough, if you know what I mean.
Girl you must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon, because
you are fine.
I like your shape, how’d you like to form a complex organic
transition state?
You and I go together like sodium and chloride.
Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed
for your 2s orbital!