Oh West London

Oh west London (oh west London)

Is wonderful (is wonderful)
Oh west London is wonderful
Full of t1ts, fanny and Chelsea
Oh west London is wonderful

Oh east London (oh east London)

Is full of sh1t (is full of shit)
Oh east London is full of sh1t
Full of sh1t, sh1t and more sh1t
Oh east London is full of sh1t

Keep The Blue Flag Flying High

Where every they go
We’ll follow our team
We are the Chelsea
and we are supreme
We’ll never be mastered
By no northern b4stards
We’ll keep the blue flag flying high

Flying high, up in the sky,

We’ll keep the blue flag flying high,
From Stamford Bridge to Wembley
We’ll keep the blue flag flying high…
CHELSEA ALOUETTE
Alouette, Chelsea Alouette
Alouette, Chelsea Alouette
Oh she had a wonkey eye (Oh she had a wonkey eye)
A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye)
Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr.....

Alouette, Chelsea Alouette

Alouette, Chelsea Alouette
Oh she had a broken nose (Oh she had a broken nose)
A broken nose (A broken nose)
A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye)
Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr.....

Alouette, Chelsea Alouette

Alouette, Chelsea Alouette
Oh she had a hair lip (Oh she had a hair lip)
A hair lip (A hair lip)
A broken nose (A broken nose)
A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye)
Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr.....

Alouette, Chelsea Alouette

Alouette, Chelsea Alouette
Oh she had a double chin (Oh she had a double chin)
A double chin (A double chin)
A hair lip (A hair lip)
A broken nose (A broken nose)
A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye)
Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr.....

Alouette, Chelsea Alouette

Alouette, Chelsea Alouette
Oh she had 48s (Oh she had 48s)
48s (48s)
A double chin (A double chin)
A hair lip (A hair lip)
A broken nose (A broken nose)
A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye)
Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr.....

Alouette, Chelsea Alouette

Alouette, Chelsea Alouette
Oh she had VD (Oh she had VD)
VD (VD)
48s (48s)
A double chin (A double chin)
A hair lip (A hair lip)
A broken nose (A broken nose)
A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye)
Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr.....

Alouette, Chelsea Alouette

Alouette, Chelsea Alouette
Oh she a hairy **** (Oh she had a hairy ****)
A hairy **** (A hairy ****)
VD (VD)
48s (48s)
A double chin (A double chin)
A hair lip (A hair lip)
A broken nose (A broken nose)
A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye)
Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr.....

Alouette, Chelsea Alouette

Alouette, Chelsea Alouette
Oh she had a club foot (Oh she had a club foot)
A club foot (A club foot)
A hairy **** (A hairy ****)
VD (VD)
48s (48s)
A double chin (A double chin)
A hair lip (A hair lip)
A broken nose (A broken nose)
A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye)
Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr.....
Alouette, Chelsea Alouette
Alouette, Chelsea Alouette
Have you seen a Gooner wife? (Have you seen a Gooner wife?)
A Gooner wife (A Gooner wife)
A club foot (A club foot)
A hairy **** (A hairy ****)
VD (VD)
48s (48s)
A double chin (A double chin)
A hair lip (A hair lip)
A broken nose (A broken nose)
A wonkey eye (A wonkey eye)
Aaaaand goooolden haaaaairrrrrr.....

Alouette, Chelsea Alouette

Alouette, Chelsea Alouette
(Who’s in this match will gonna fuckin win..?)
Chelsea! Champion..!!!
Chelsea! Champion..!!!
Chelsea! Champion..!!!