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Administration tried to downplay allegations of sexism

By PATRICK O'OONNELL
In ihe spring of 1987, the University bid a
"fond farewell" — as Almanac put it — to
then-Graduate School of Education Dean Dell
Hymcs by throwing a going away bash in the
University Museum.
To an outside observer, it appeared as if
TTIIS is the second article in a three-part scries
examining alleged sexism in the Graduate
School of I■duration
nothing was amiss — as if the 22-year member
of the University community was a model
citizen who headed a model organization.
But while Hymes is widely credited with
single-handedly saving the GSE, the later
years of his term had been marked by con-
troversy, strife and allegations of sexism.
Publicly, at least, the University handled
Hymes' departure as as if he had never been
named in a court battle the previous spring in
connection with the sexual harassment of a
GSE female faculty member.
And there was no mention of the out-of-
court settlements reached with faculty who
had filed sexual discrimination lawsuits.
In addition, no one raised the point that
four professors affiliated with the school had
terminated their relationship because of the
"arbitrary and capricious procedures" involv-
ed in the tenure denial of one female assistant
professor.
Despite these incidents, the University
honored Hymes with a celebration, and many
faculty contend that the administration
dismissed the matter rather than address the
serious underlying allegations.
Several professors said that the University
chose to allow Hymes to leave gracefully for a
research post at the University of Virginia in-
stead of taking him to task for his alleged
behavior and the unrest in his school.
Hymes refused earlier this week to discuss
his departure from the University or his tenure
as dean.
Microbiology Professor Helen Davies, who
has supported women's rights on campus
throughout her career, said this week that the
administration's handling of Hymes is in-
dicative of its non-confrontational approach
to all such cases.
"These things are done with men, with a
gentleman's agreement," Davies said. "With
women, they make them leave. Men have
golden parachutes, and one tends to land very
softly."
GSE Assistant Professor Michelle Fine said
that the administration was often unrespon-
sive to female professors' complaints of sex-
ism at the school.
"I feel that at multiple levels, people should
have interrupted the process," Fine con-
tinued. "There were individual successes
(women who received out-of-court, cash set-
tlements), but the condition of women faculty
at Penn was unaltered. They (the administra-
tion! did not ignore it, but they didn't remedy
it."
The University has repeatedly sought to pre-
vent any public disclosure of events at the GSE
since Hymes has left and has tried to handle
matters quietly.
On each of the three occasions in the past
four years when professors have filed sexual
discrimination complaints or threatened to
take the University to court, the University has
opted for out-of-court cash settlements.
Such agreements have all stipulated that
neither party ever discuss the case. If the cases
had gone to trial, all testimony would have
become public record.
Only one case, that of former Assistant Pro-
fessor Maryanne McGuckin, ever reached the
courtroom. With dozens of witnesses lined up
to testify for each side, the two sides reached
an agreement after only two days of
testimony.
While the administration professes a strong
Please see EDUCATION, page 7

Sculpture Vandalized President's leading

advisor leaves post
By SUE MAI.ONEY
Barbara Stevens, the leading assis-
&L^ /♦'.< tant to President Sheldon Hackney,

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announced last night that she will
leave her post in March to head an ur-
ban development council in New
Haven, Conn.
Stevens will become the executive
director of the New Haven Downtown
Council, an organization composed
of the chief officers of the city's ma-
M aW —
jor businesses and institutions.
Stevens explained that she will lead
the group's efforts to garner private
support for economic development in
New Haven.
The outgoing administrator has
• served as one of the president's senior
advisors since 1984 and spent much of
her time as his community relations
liaison. In that capacity, she worked
with the West Philadelphia Youth Im-
provement Corps, the Collaborative
for West Philadelphia Public Schools
and an area improvement project. Barbara Stevens
Stevens said last night that she Departing aide to president
decided to leave the University after

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her husband accepted a position in
1 ( nnneclicut in April.
"And (hli opportunity wu juaf too
good to say no to," Stevens added.
As the president's executive assis-
tant, Stevens has worked quietly and
kept a low profile on controversial
issues, including the University's sex-
ual and racial harassment policies and
Ralph Smith, an associate profe
in ihe Law School and the
Philadelphia Public School.' chief of
staff. "She knew how to bring people
together. She was able to work behind
the scenes to diffuse tense and
troublesome situations."
Stevens' colleagues also lauded her
for her work with the West

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the establishment of a survival center Philadelphia community. Norman
for the homeless.
"She was a great facilitator," said Please see STEVENS, page 5

Landmark tenure case

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College freshmen Caryn Karmatz and Kristen Dunseth
Carter OcLofmafDaHy Ponnsytvanian

defaced this rendition of the University's founder with a Supreme Court requested
spray-painted skull-and-crossbones and a message that ap-
inspect the graffiti scrawled on the sculpture of Benjamin
Franklin located at 37th Street and Locust Walk. Vandals pears to read, "Are you next?" not to consider profs suit
By BRET PARKER recommended that (he justices refuse
An ongoing dispute centering on to grant that request. Before accep-

Residential living to reassess dorm security the release of confidential peer

System still troubled as Quad turnstile continues to allow open access
By HELEN KIM
Due to continuous breakdowns in the new dor-
mitory security system, Residential I iving officials
said yesterday that they will re-evaluate its perfor-
mance during the semester break
In addition, a recurring mechanical defect in the
Quadrangle's front-gate card reader rendered the
turnstile ineffective yesterday. Officials first
discovered the problem last week and attempted to
repair the turnstile, but the device broke down
again
As of 11:30 p.m. last night, the gate remained
unlocked at all times, regardless of whether a PEN-
Ncard is accepted or rejected.
Officials said that they do not know what
changes, if any, will be made in security measures,
but they did not rule out major procedural altera-
tions. They also maintained that the security guard
is the key element to the system, despite the fact that
anyone can enter the Quad by sliding any card
through the electronic reader and walking through
the unlocked turnstile.
The University installed the card readers in
September as part of a SI .2 million security package
which resulted from campus protests over inade
quate safety levels.
Security personnel at several dormitories have
charged that campus residences provide inadequate
levels of security because of the defects. Residential
Living officials vehemently deny the charges.
George Koval, the director of student financial
and administrative services, said yesterday that the
turnslilc problems may have resulted from the large
volume of traffic.
Koval said that his office will work with Residen
George Koval
Rethinking use of turnstiles
tial Living in preparing the re-evaluation, which will
include investigations into turnstile problems and
periodic panic button failures.
"The thing that we're facing here is that the
system we've installed is not designed to be used the
way it's being used," Koval said. "We may have to
rethink the use of the turnstile, or we may have to
go to a manual button rather than have the card
reader do it."
"We're expecting it to work, but the question is,
Why isn't it?' and I can't answer that," he added.
And despite testimony by security guards.
Residential Living spokesperson Flora Louden
denied yesterday that panic buttons, which alert
Public Safety in case of emergencies, have not been
working properly.
Christa Hartley, a security marshal in High Rise
South, said last week that she received no response
after repeatedly pressing the panic button when a
student verbally threatened her in an incident two
weeks ago. Public Safety Sgt. Joseph Risoli, who
was on duty at the time, said that he did not receive
a distress call.
"It sounds like there are situations that from time
to time a button may not work," Louden said.
"Thai's why we test them everyday, but we do not
feel that the number of times a button has not work-
ed warrant a change in the system."
Koval defended the security system, explaining
that for each part that broke down, there was a
back-up system to replace it. He said that security
guards can always use a telephone in lieu of a panic
button.
"The parts are breaking down, but parts have
back-ups to it," Koval said. "I think the security
system we have is a workable one and doing the job
that it's intended."
Louden, of Residential Living, explained that the
primary purpose of the card-reader system is not to
prevent criminals from entering the building but to
serve as a means for verifying that entrants are ac-
tive students. An active student is one who has
registered for at least one class and has been ap-
Please see SECURITY, page *
evaluations used in tenure decisions
stalled last week when one side asked
the Supreme Court not to hear the
ting a case, the court reviews both
sides' arguments on the relevance of
the conflict.
Approval by both sides for another
case.
The latest request comes after near-
level of judicial review generally in-
creases the likelihood that a case will
ly three years of controversy surroun- be heard, but there is no way to gauge
the probability that the Court will
ding the tenure denial of a former
hear this case. A decision is expected
University faculty member, whose
case could result in a landmark First
Amendment precedent and possibly i
dictate limits on a school's academic lf the letters are not
freedom. kept confidential, it
When the University denied former
Wharton Assistant Professor Rosalie would prejudice the in-
Tung tenure in 198S, she filed charges
with the Equal Employment Oppor- tegrity of the process.
tunity Commission (EEOC), claiming That is the reason we
that the decision was based on her sex
and Chinese origin. have taken this as far as
The EEOC requested that the
University hand over evaluations sub-
we have.9
mitted by Tung's colleagues so that it Michael Aiken
could determine whether sexism or Provost
racism contributed to the decision.
to be made by the end of the month.
Such documents are instrumental in
The court can decide to settle any
the tenure review process because ihe
candidates are guaranteed case it chooses, regardless of whether
confidentiality. both sides want to argue the matter
A refusal from the high court
The University has fought the re-
would ensure a victory for Tung and
quest in federal and appeals courts,
the EEOC, but would leave the issue
invoking a First Amendment right to
academic freedom. But the ad- unresolved as there would still be no
nationwide legal precedent. Several
ministration lost an appeal this sum-
federal appeals courts have ruled dif-
mer when a Philadelphia court ruled
that the University has to hand over ferently on individual cases, but a
Supreme Court decision would set a
the documents.
In September, the University asked nationwide precedent.
the Supreme Court to hear the case,
but the Justice Department last week Please see CASE, page 5

Rebuked Review Recurring

An American Journey, a political drama Last week's robbery at the Rodin Museum
Members of LGAP yesterday decried the marked the third art theft in two weeks from
repeated ripping down of posters publicizing which opened last night in the Zellerbach
theater, is hindered by poor writing. Page 5. Philadelphia area museums. Page 5.
gay and lesbian events. Page 2.
Page 2 The Daily Pennsylvanian Thursday, December I, 1988

The most Security re-examination Anti-gay vandals rip down fliers

demanding, SECURITY, from page I
proved by (he Bursar's office.
challenging, "If there's a safely issue, we call
enlightening, Public Safety," Louden said.
"Our job is to check the identifica-
rous, tion and assist them if (here's a
problem. Basically we see the sec-
urity system to aid the people and
difficult, not to hinder them."
rewarding, Louden explained that the card
readers keep track of every entrant
said. "I wish that some of the
mechanical aspects were working
In addition, the Residential Liv-
ing official argued that the appear
ance of the entire security system is
a deterrent to potential intruders.
She noted that the system is
serving its purpose since the card
readers, which verify whether or
not a student is "active." have not
broken down.
"Overall, I'm satisfied," she
LGAP members decry harassment, freedom violations
By RANDALL LANK
In what students and ad-
ministrators say is a recurring pro-
blem, vandals have torn down
roughly three-quarters of the posters
advertising a lesbian and gay educa-
tional program.
Greg Taylor, a gay residential ad-
visor in the Quadrangle's Community
and Gay Awareness Week in April
1986, a Lesbian and Gays at Penn
banner was destroyed, anti-gay fliers
were posted, verbal threats were laun-
ched, and numerous threats of harass-
ment were reported.
Additionally, lavender ribbons tied
to campus trees were removed. LGAP
also had to paint over an advertise-
Rosenblum said that the act was not
as much a complex plan to stifle com-
munication as an "innate reaction."
"It's more a very simple,
mechanical reaction to something
they can't accept," Rosenblum said.
According to the College
sophomore, while many react
negatively to a racist or sexist slur,

motivating and to buildings with the electronic more smoothly, but I feel like House, is sponsoring the meeting ment on the Bookstore wall for the
event after slanderous graffiti was
they tend to accept anti-homosexual
remarks. He added that the problem
exciting course monitors.
The purpose of the records,
we're responding to those break-
downs. I feel it's effective because
tonight and said that he has posted
160 fliers to publicize the event. painted over it. is imbedded in the belief that
homosexuality is immoral.
you can take stored in a central database, is to we're using the security system of
Taylor estimated Tuesday that only 40
remain.
LGAP Information Coordinator

in college. provide Public Safety with infor-

mation in case of a "serious
breach of security," I ouden said.
JOIN THE DAILY She added that the information is
not public and that no incident has
PENNSYLVANIAN occured yet when the information
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checking the IDs, and where there
are card readers, (here's an addi-
tional security check."
"What we have in place is a
functioning and systematic re-
sponse to the basic nerds for sec-
urity on campus," she added.
He added that one flier he posted in
his hall was ripped up into dozens of 'It's the same as writing racist slurs on walls. As
pieces and left on the floor.
Gay and lesbian leaders said this
long as you can't pinpoint the person, all you can
week that whenever they attempt to do is educate people.'
publicize an event, their efforts are Francine Walker
dwarfed by vandals who rip down
Student activities director
posters.
"It's incredible how people really
go out of their way." Taylor said. Sloan Weiscn said last night the poster Rosenblum echoed the complaint
Taylor said mat he has posted fliers problem is a recurring event at the that vandals constantly tear down the

flow can your campus group get for events and seen all of them ripped
down, resulting in an "incredible feel-
ing of shock."
University.
"I haven't known a time when that
was not the case," Wcisen said.
posters, adding that complaints have
never been filed because those respon-
sible have never been identified.

better publicity at an inexpensive price? Tonight's video presentation,

which Taylor created, is a composite
of 10 films with gay and lesbian sub-
jects and focuses on homophobia,
"coming out" and love. He said that
it is designed to educate straight peo-
ple about gays.
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"There are some places where a
poster won't last an hour."
The College sophomore said that
fliers advertising the recent Harvey
Milk vigil were torn down within a
day despite being approved for
posting.
"I almost get cynical sometimes —
when posters are still up, they're not
in | visible enough place," Weisen
said.
He added that ripping down posters
is the most common form of physical
harassment against gays and lesbians,
although he said that verbal abuse is a
more common form of abuse.
College sophomore Darren
Rosenblum, an LGAP member, said
last night that poster vandalism is also
a problem nationwide.
"It's part of life," Rosenblum said.
He also said that the posters cause
particular problems because they are
the main mode of communication bet-
ween LGAP and the University
community.
Student Activities Director Fran-
cine Walker said last night that she
considers ripping down fliers a viola-
tion of the University's open expres-
sion guidelines.
"I would certainly imagine that if
the person were caught, they would be
charged with violating the
guidelines," Walker said.
Walker, who serves as an open ex-
pression monitor, said that this pro-
blem has been going on for years, ad-
ding that vandals have never been
caught.
"It's the same as writing racist slurs
on walls," Walker said. "As long as
you can't pinpoint the person, all you
can do is educate people."
She said that catching the violators
is difficult without the University
becoming too much of a police state,
adding that students must look out
for the problem.
"The bottom line is people have got
to watch out on behalf of other
students," she added.
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Fels Center grads say program's
unique approach spells success
By GREEK POI.ANSKY
One University graduate program has boasted
classrooms filled with students as diverse as Philadelphia
Mayor Wilson Goode and college "concert" violinists.
The University Fels Center of Government, touted by
students and employers as "one of a kind in the nation,"
prepares sludcnts for government positions and has pro-
duced well-known graduates like Goode and State Senator
Chaka Fattah.
The program began in 1937 as a opportunity for
students to earn a master's degree or MBA in Govern-
ment. In 1947, the degree was changed to an MGA, a title
unique to the center and one which quickly distinguished
Fels graduates.
Founded by a philanthropist, Samuel Fels of
Philadelphia, the center prides itself in giving students an
involved education that involves both the philosophical
and the practical sides of government, said James Spady,
the director of the Fels Center.
Spady said that the center offers students a different
kind of education which involves them in real-life situa-
tions, doing real work instead of concentrating on
classroom teaching through textbooks.
According to Spady, the unusual and effective combina-
tion of hands-on experience and instruction in the
necessary technical areas such as accounting and
budgeting, makes Fels graduates highly desirable to
employers for both internships and jobs across the
country.
One indicator of the program's success is the recent
naming of Fels students Stacey Guckes, Tom Flynn,
Maureen Lane and Lorianne Zielinski as recipients of the
I iberty Bell award for their design of a two-pronged ap-
The Performing Arts on Campus
Music
• Tomorrow night the UaJveraley Symphony Or-
chestra will present works by Beethoven and Kurt
Weill. The concert is free of charge and will be per-
formed at the Church or the Saviour, 38th and
Chestnut streets at 8 p.m.
• Concluding the rail Concerts and Croissants series
at the University Museum will feature Sharon Levin
and Karen Stern on the flute and harp. The concert
begins at 11:30 a.m. Sunday. Tickets, which include
breakfast, are $11 ($8 for students).
• The a cappeUa troupe Off the Beat performs this
Saturday evening at the Gold Standard. The group
will have two shows at 7:30 and 10 p.m.
• The The University Wind Ensemble, which is con-
ducted by music director Claude White will perform a
program featuring works by John Philip Sousa, Ernst
Krenek and others. The concert will be performed in
the Church of the Saviour at 8 p.m.
Drama
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July this weekend. Performances begin at 8 p.m. in
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Spotlight
proach to Philadelphia's Public Safety Department's
customer relations problem.
As part of a class project, the four students devised a
solution that was comprised of one large project involving
some real-life conflict within Philadelphia city govern-
ment. The city's Public Safety Department is now im-
plementing the Fels students award-winning plan
Students and graduates of the Fels Center are not the
only ones who laud the center. Employers who regularly
hire Fels graduates for internships and full-time jobs also
recognize the program's quality.
"They have a good understanding of what are the issues
that are at stake," said Mary Anne Hunter, the director of
planning for the Philadelphia Streets Department. "They
are eager for direct practical experience."
But the strongest praise for the center comes from past
students.
Jim Mazur, the project manager for the Greater
Philadelphia Economic Development Coalition, who is
also a Fels graduate, said that the program taught him
management as a political art, technical skills and career
management, which gave him and other graduates a
framework through which to look at the world.
And Donna Cooper, a graduate whose background
includes organizing a disarmament rally in New York
and being named by Philadelphia Magazine as "One of
the People to Watch" in 1985, said the center prepared
her well to take on her position as executive director of
the mayor's office of community services.
'' It gave me a more pragmatic perspective on how to ac-
complish change," Cooper said. "It gave me the con-
fidence to analyze documents that are always used by the
powers that manipulate public resources."
the Houston Hall auditorium.
• The Annennerg Center and Philadelphia Festival
for New Plays continues performances of the Rabbit
Foot in the Harold Prince Theatre through Sunday.
Tickets are available in the Center box office.
• The Philadelphia Drama Guild will continue
showings of An American Journey this weekend in
the Annennerg Center's Zellerbach Theatre. Tickets
are available in the Center box office.
Film
•The Neighborhood Film/Video Project has a
number of events planned for this weekend. Tomor-
row at 4 p.m. the National Latino Film and Video
Festival begins and will feature various artists and
films through December 8. Saturday'evening at 8
p.m.. filmmaker Kay Armatage will be speak prior to
the presentation of two of her films Speak Body and
Artist on Fire. More information is available at the
International House, 37th and Chestnut streets.
895-6542.
•The University Museum will show the film Amaz-
ing Grace and Chuck at 10:30 a.m. Saturday
morning.
Off the Beat
Members of the a cappella group will perform this Saturday in the Gold Standard. Perfor-
mances are at 7:30 and 10 p.m.
Baby, I'm a Star
Film foundation casts for movie
By MATT Mil k
Already on its way to becoming the
first group to produce a Hollywood-
style motion picture in the Univer-
sity's history, the Penn Film Founda-
tion will soon be recruiting rising stars
for its upcoming film.
With the help of top Hollywood
producers, the film foundation last
week chose the script. Back to
Boston, and will hold auditions this
weekend. Foundation officers
selected lhe script from a choice of IS
entries in its campus-wide screen-
writing competition.
Like everything else that the film
foundation does, the 10-minute screen
test will be run "like a Hollywood
studio." Auditioneis will rehearse
and perform scenes from the script as
directors evaluate their performances
on videotape.
Film foundation founder Michael
Karz said last night that he expects a
large turnout at the weekend
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auditions.
"It's a very different way for so-
meone to get involved in the arts,"
Karz said. "Our schedule is not going
to be as intense as a play would be."
College senior Ivan Abrams, one of
(he film's directors, said last night
that the group chose the film because
it offers the filmmakers a wide range
of creative opportunities, since the
script calls for only three locations.
"It's not a sci-fi thriller." Abrams
said. "The really important thing is
going to be the acting, so it can lend
itself to a very creative film style."
Although foundation officers said
that they plan to revise the script, the
story focuses on a relationship bet-
ween a man and a woman.
College senior Leslie Ann Myrow,
author of Back to Boston, said last
night that she is excited about the
project.
"I've always wanted to be a
writer," she said. "It's going to be
in the
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amazing.
Since last spring, when Karz
established the foundation, the group
has acquired thousands of dollars in
free equipment and has raised over
$5000. Additionally, the group has
enlisted the talents of several top
Hollywood producers, including 20th
Century Fox President Leonard
Goldberg, for its Board of Advisors.
The group also boasts over 100 stu-
dent volunteers — many more than
any of the founders had expected —
who will take part in everything from
acting to marketing.
The screen tests will begin Saturday
afternoon in Houston Hall.
Foundation officers expect to
release the film by late April.
Next semester, the foundation will
hold an Ivy League scriptwriting com-
petition. Karz said that several profes-
sional producers have indicated that
they would produce the winning
script.
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Houston Hall Come find out the
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Events
TODAY
LESBIAN 4 GAY AWARENESS
WEEK planning committee meet-
ing 5-6 30pm. LGAP office room
243. Houston HaH Boexuals. Les-
bians. Gay*. Straights, all wel-
come! New committee members
needed Please attend if inter-
ested or curious Info 696-5270
NEED MORE THAN A mindless
workout9 Penn Karate is the an-
swer M W Th 6.15-7 45 pm
Duncan Lounge English House
Bring sweats and high spirits tnfo
Deora 898-3406
OUVERTURE VOUS INVITE a
son Happy Hour jeudi a 17 heures
a la salle Smith Penmman de
Houston Hall
PENN POLITICAL UNION Gen-
eral meeting! All must come1 8 30
p.m. in the Law School Today!
Nominations lor elections and
Quagmire, anew game Ques-
tions? call 243-4469
PENN SCOTTISH SOCIETY will
snow the highly acclaimed Bill
Forsyth film "Local Hero" on
Thursday 1st December, following
the general meeting All welcome'
HRE 8 00pm
PENNSYLVANIA INVESTMENT
ALLIANCE invites members to de-
termine the fate ol the portfolio
and its repercussions on the
broader market indices A good
time guaranteed for all 900 pm
1206 SHDH
PRODUCTION STAFF needed lor
Theatre Arts Programs' Richard II
Many positions available For
more into call Chris 896-2547 or
Stetanie 662-5688
TEACHINGS OF THE AS
CENDED Masters- karma, reincar-
nation, cosmic dock astrology,
soul mates, prophecy and coming
work) changes Thursday. Hous
ton Hall, rm 301 For info, call
3534631
THE BLACK GRADUATE and Pro-
fessional Students Association in-
vites you to a "Happy Hour" at the
Italian Btstro-behind Ihe Shops al
Penn-.Thursday. Dec 1st,
SOW 30 pm
TO RUN YOUR OWN Business
next summer a presentation by
Charles E Chase hosted by the
Wharton Entrepreneurial dub at
4 30, SH/DH 217
WHARTON ENTREPRENEURIAL
CLUB hosts Charles E Chase
Vice President college pro To Run
Your Own Business Next Summer
at 4:30 SH/DH room 217 reception
following
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AAAAAA THE KENNY DANCE
SHOW every Friday evening. 6-8
pm on WQHS. 73 on your AM
dial. Fane of ska, reggae, and
progressive music are watooine
ALL SAS STUDENTS Talk to
Dean Sonnenschein on Thursdays
and Fridays between 8 30-9 30am
in 116 Collage Hall Please call
896-7320 to check his availibility
DelOGGIO
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ASSOCIATION OF TURKISH
STUDENTS presenl AT' a film
show. Annenberg School of Com-
munications room 111 Dec 2
1988.6 30 pm
BISEXUALS. LESBIANS. GAYS a
friends See Whoop- Goldberg's
second concert video at LGAP
meeting Free popcorn, soda a
laughter 6pm Bowl Rm.. Houston
Hall Into 896-5270 All welcome1
CHRIST'S AMBASSADORS (CHI
ALPHA). Friday. 7pm. room 305
Houston Hall We are available lo
speak about and defend Chrias
tianity in appropriates forums Call
Jim GoeU at 387-0383 to make
arrangements
CLOTHING FOR KIDS, especially
winter wear, is being collected at
Hillel, Penn Extension, and the
Christian Association for local dis
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FILM NIGHT AT THE CA featuring
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INTER-VARSITY CHRISTIAN
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east lounge, 7:30 pm
welcome
All are
LESBIAN AND GAY GRADUATE
and Professional Students meet-
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Bishop White Room. Second floor.
Houston Hall AH sexual onenta
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ORCHESTRA conducted by
Claude White, presents Beeth
oven's Symphony No 6 "Pas-
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by Kurt Wsill Friday. December 2.
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KITE AND KEY Elections this Sun-
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Wharton ft* m on list for cabinet post
In Brief
Barbara Franklin, a past senior fellow and director of
Science.
She was the national finance co-chairman for the
Bush election campaign and one of the organizers of the
the Wharton Government and Business Program, is on a Republican National Convention.
list of women being considered for a cabinet post in ihe
Bush administration, according to an article in The
Philadelphia Inquirer yesterday.
Franklin said yesterday that she is "honored to be
considered." for the government post.
— Tina Goldberg
Franklin has been mentioned to head the Department
of Labor, Health and Human Services or Housing and
Urban Development, sources close to President-elect
George Bush told the Inquirer.
Police continuing search for driver
Before Franklin came to the University in 1979, she Police are conlinuing the search for the operator of a
hit-and-run vehicle which killed one University student
served a six-year Presidential appointment in the Nixon
administration as commissioner and vice-chairman of and injured another more than two months ago, accor-
the Consumer Products Safety-Commission. ding to an officer in the Philadelphia Police Accident In
vestigation Division.
Franklin recruited women for high-level jobs in
On September 24, a white car with Pennsylvania
government from 1971-73 as a White House assistant.
license plates struck a 1986 Honda motorcycle at the in-
She has also served on the board of directors of several
leading U.S. businesses, including Citibank, Singer tersection of 42nd and Spruce Streets, killing College
Company, Dow Chemical and Westinghouse Electric, junior Lynn Apicelli. a passenger on the motorcycle.
and owns a management consulting business. Franklin College junior Patrick O'Donnell, the driver of the
motorcyle suffered from fractures in the femur and was
Associates.
Franklin was one of the first women to graduate from released from the Hospital of the University of Penn-
Harvard Business School in 1964, after graduating from sylvania on October 6.
— Geoff Taubman
Pennsylvania State University with a degree in Political
Communications encyclopedia ready
for release at start of next semester
Gerbner said that the "best available people" were
By AMY SII.VF.RMAN
recruited by the board as section editors. In conjunction
So you wanna be a communicator?
with editors from Oxford, the section editors and editorial
Well, breathe easy.
board members outlined articles with certain authors in
The first-ever International Encyclopedia of Com-
mind, he added.
munications, produced in part by University professors
Articles include definitions of standard "codes and
and co-published by the University, is set for release this
modes" of communication, including art and film, Gerb-
January.
ner explained. The dean added that communications-
The four-volume set, published by the University in
conjunction with Oxford University Press, contains over
550 articles by communications experts throughout the 4
Communications is a new discipline.
world.
According to George Gerbner, chairman of the en- The one thing that establishes a
School, the reference set is intended for use by university discipline is a definition.9
George Gerbner
students, professors and high school seniors.
Because the encyclopedia was designed as a basic Annenberg School dean
reference tool, writers were given a guide advising them
related social and psychological behaviors like cognition
against the use of overly technical language.
and perception are covered in the volumes. Titles of the
Gerbner said that response to the brochure advertising
selections include "Comics," "Insult," and "Rumor."
The board tried to elicit an international point of view in
pouring in.
selecting writers from around the world, according to
The initial proposal for a communications encyclopedia
was accepted by the Board of Trustees in 1982, according Gerbner.
The articles were extensively cross-referenced and an
to Tobia Worth, the encyclopedia's editorial director.
A "feasibility study" followed, in which members of analytic index was included at the end of the encyclopedia
the editorial board spoke to experts in various com- to ensure balance, said Larry Gross, an associate editor
munications fields lo determine what Worth termed the and Annenberg School communications professor.
encyclopedia's "intellectual structure." Gerbner called the publication of the encyclopedia a
"world-class sensation."
During this planning period, according to Worth, the
"Communications is a new discipline," he said. "The
board also searched for a co-publisher. Oxford University
Press was chosen in 1983. one thing that establishes a discipline is a definition."
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Stevens resigns post to take
position at urban council
STEVENS, from page I
Newberg, an adjunct associate pro-
fessor in the Graduate School of
Education, said that during three
years of working with Stevens on the
public schools collaborative, he has
been "very impressed with the depth
of her commitment to outreach on the
part of the University."
"I never had the sense that she was
interested in ritual," Newberg said.
"She was genuinely interested in real
change and developing relationships
that were productive between the
University and different aspects of the
community. People grew to trust her
that the University was indeed
serious."
Ira Harkavy, director of the Office
of Community-Oriented Policy
Studies, said last night that Stevens
played a large role in the development
Julius Lester
to speak today
Julius Lester, a former Afro-
American Studies professor at
the University of Maasachussetts
and currently a Jewish Studies
professor there, will apeak at the
University today on "Blacks and
Jews in American History."
Letter has received numerous
award* for his teaching and has
authored several books, in-
cluding The Further Adventures
of Brer Rabbit and Lovesong:
Becoming a Jem, the story of his
conversion to Judaism.
The speech is scheduled for 4
p.m. in the Hillel Foundation
building at 202 S. 36th St.
-DenHLasko
Author, Author
of WEPIC, an academically-based
program which University students
and West Philadelphia students to
promote the area's development.
"She has really helped enormously
in the programs that we've developed
in West Philadelphia and with the
whole notion of students and faculty
teaching and research to solving com-
i
She was able to work
behind the scenes to dif-
fuse tense and trouble-
some situations.'
Ralph Smith
Associate Law School Professor
munity problems." Harkavy added.
Stevens is Hackney's second assis-
tant to decide to leave the administra-
tion this semester. Joseph Watkins.
the president's assistant for minority
presence, has been on a leave of
absence since September, working
with President-elect George Bush.
Hackney was in Washington, D.C.,
last night and was unavailable for
comment, but he said in a prepared
statement that Stevens "has brought a
high level of energy and creativity to
all of her work at Penn."
Before arriving at the University in
1984, Stevens served as Yale Univer-
sity's director of community and state
relations. In addition, she held an ad-
ministrative assistant post with then-
Massachusetts stale representative
Barney Frank, who is currently a
Democratic congressman.
Stevens said that she will miss the
University and her colleagues, adding
"this is a place that I have so much
respect and affection for."
Supreme Court asked not
to hear tenure review case
CASE, from page I
The Justice Dtparment has said
that faculty who fill out peer reviews
should understand that their identities
or letters mav be made public at some
point in the future.
"If they are aware of the law, per-
sons participating in tenure decisions
must contemplate the possibility that
tenure review materials will become
discoverable if a charge of discrimina-
tion is made, and that cannot
change," the department said in a
document submitted to the Supreme
Court.
The government agency also
refuted the University's claims that
the Supreme Court should hear the
case to finally settle the issue.
"Any conflict among the courts of
appeals is not so pressing as to require
the Court's attention at this time,"
the document states. "Moreover, in
most of these cases, the courts have
found in favor of production of peer
review information, reasoning that if
a university uses the peer review
evaluations to justify an unfavorable
employment decision, the plantiff
should be given an opportunity to
discover them to demonstrate that the
decision was pretextual."
Alan Berkowitz, the attorney who
is handling the University's case, said
yesterday that the administration will
reply to the Justice Department's
document today. He added that he is
optimistic that the Court will consider
the case, although he said that a
prediction is impossible because of the
large number of requests for Supreme
Adam Lavy/Daity Pennsylvanian
Court hearings.
Dr. Robert Harrison, a visiting professor from Stanford Berkowitz added that justices will
University, speaks yesterday in Houston Hall about probably meet next week to decide
author Italo Calvino. whether or not to hear the case.
U.S Supreme Court spokesperson
Kathy Arberg said yesterday that the
case is pending but would not release
any further information about
scheduled meetings.
The Justice Department's docu-
ment asserts that the First Amend-
ment right to academic freedom is not
absolute and can be infringed upon
when legislation serves a legitimate
purpose.
Attempting to appease the EEOC
while retaining some measure of con-
fidentiality, the University has sug-
gested releasing the Hies with certain
portions deleted so that the authors'
identity remains protected. But the
EEOC has maintained that records
with portions blotted out are often
useless.
* Any conflict among
the courts of appeals is
not so pressing as to re-
quire the Court's atten-
tion at this time.9
Justice Department
document
U.S. Attorney's Office spokesper-
son Mark Weaver said yesterday that
if the court does not hear the case, a
Philadelphia appeals court decision
will stand.
Provost Michael Aiken said yester-
day that it is crucial that the reviews
remain confidential.
"If you make the assumption that
any letter that a person writes could
be public, it will affect the frankness
of the letter," he said. "If the letters
are not kept confidential, it would
prejudice the integrity of the process.
That is the reason we have taken this
as far as we have."

Political drama ambitious but hindered by writing

By GREG BREDBECK
An American Journey, which the Philadelphia Drama
Guild opened last night in Annenberg's Zellerbach
Theatre, is a drama in the 'white-liberal guilt' tradition of
Jerome Lawrence and Robert E. Lee. It is a chance for a
Review
mostly white production company to perform politically-
correct drama before a mostly white audience, and forget
that whites, historically, deserve to feel guilt.
This is the type of play that appeals mostly to women
with blue hair, men in tweed suits and mainliners — the
sort of crowd the Drama Guild usually attracts.
An American Journey is based on the true story of John
Bell, a black man shot and killed by the Milwaukee police
in 1958. The story is recounted by the victim's sister,
Sylvia, who relentlessly pursues the incident until her
family finally is awarded SI million in punitive damages.
Playwrights Kermit Frazier and John Leicht present this
story through a series of time cuts, both forward and
backward. The play skillfully handles lime in a unique way
and uses the flexibility of the stage to draw parallels bet-
ween the very racist 1950s South and the supposedly less
racist 1960s North.
This unique time structure is enhanced by designer
Daniel Boylen's set — a single room with movable walls
that represents all times and all places. The only mystery is
why this very good set is painted a very bad color: teal
blue.
The story, as it is told, is the type of docudrama which,
if televised, would take five consecutive nights. Thankful-
ly, the theater condenses it to two hours.
Among the players, the strongest is Lex Monson. His
portrayal of the elderly Dock Bell intermingles a sense of
black history with an understanding of the pressures caus-
ed by changes any family undergoes.
Similarly, Mark Metcalfs portrayal of patrolman Louis
Krause captures the tensions exerted on white people to
'ad white,' and also conveys much of the resulting inter-
nal stress.
A less distinguished performance is delivered by the
lead. Tamu Gray as the central character, Sylvia, faces an
extremely demanding role, but seldom does so with more
than simple confidence.
The real problem facing this play is the writing.
Although the premise carries a certain social import, the
language works against this by constantly vacillating bet-
ween idiomatic dialects and lyric polemics. The result is a
play which delivers fragmented characters who are
sometimes people, and sometimes mouthpieces for
authorial dictums.
In the hands of master artists, such a strategy might be
exciting. In the hands of the Drama Guild it is merely
distracting.
Director John Dillon has high goals in this production
and should be applauded for attempting socially impor-
tant theater. Unfortunately, good intentions are not
enough to make good theater.
The real problem of An American Journey is that it at-
tempts to express the 'black experience' too much in
'white terms.' The most noteworthy black drama to really
impact white consciousness — plays like A Raisin in the
Sun, For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide, or
The Toilet — consciously confront white audiences with
the difference of the black experience.
By packaging this important story in a play which caters
to white sensibilities, the performance allows white au-
diences to leave this play saying, most likely, "Isn't it
good things aren't that bad anymore!"
The truth — and the problem — is (hat tbey siill mre.
Performancea of An American Journey continue at (he
Annenberg Center through December 18.

Rodin Museum falls

victim to major theft
By CHERYL FAMILY
aid NEIL SCHUR
Last week's robbery of a 12-inch
bronze head by renowned French
sculptor Auguste Rodin from Phi-
ladelphia's Rodin Museum marks the
third art theft in two weeks from
Philadelphia area museums.
But investigators said there is no
evidence that the Rodin theft is linked
to the recent robberies at the Universi-
ty Museum. John Erickson, the
security director for the Rodin
Museum, said yesterday that he does
not believe that the thefts are related.
"We do not think there's a link,"
Erickson said. "We're working with
city police, the FBI and lnterpol, an
organization which deals with interna-
tional art theft."
Robert Dyson, the University
Museum's director, agreed.
"I don't know that there's any way
to come to that conclusion |of a trend)
really," Dyson said. "It's anybody's
guess, really."
Police said that last Wednesday
evening a man in his mid-20s fired a
warning shot, handcuffed three
unarmed guards and lifted Rodin's
Mask of the Man With the Broken
Nose from its stand before fleeing.
The mask is valued at more than
$75,000. according to museum of-
ficials. On November 11. a 55-pound
crystal ball from China and a 20-inch
statuette of the ancient Egyptian god
Oairis were stolen from the University
Museum. The crystal ball is valued at
$200,000 and the statuette is worth
between $30,000 and $45,000.
In addition, on November 18, a Sri
Lankan mask was stolen from ihe
University Mu: :um, a theft which
prompted officials to close Ihe
Museum in an effort to upgrade
then produced two sets of handcuffs
and shackled the three together. He
grabbed the mask and fled.
The robber was described as a white
man in his early to mid-20s, wearing
jeans, white sneakers and a long, gray
tweed overcoat, according to police.
Security Director Erickson said that
although a robber might attempt to
sell the work to art lovers or at an auc-
tion, it is difficult to know what a
suspect plans to do with the stolen art
work.
"What would they do with a crystal
ball besides make a bowling ball out
of it?" Erickson asked. "We really
don't know. They could keep it for
iheir own collection, sell it. We just
don't know."
He added that the security guards
did not recognize the suspect, which
indicates that the crime was not an in-
side job.
The guards helped police to prepare
two composite drawings of the
suspect — one a few hours after the
incident and then a more accurate one
on Friday.
Erickson noted that the museum
has not implemented any additional
security measures.
"There is no increased security,"
he said. "The man was shooting a
gun. You can't combat that. He could
hold up Fort Knox with a gun. In-
creased security just wouldn't matter.
YOU SN00ZE,Y0U LOSE
That's why he did it in the daytime —
he would have never gotten in here at
night."
And Barbara Jordan, a Rodin
Museum spokesperson who called the
robbery "a terrible loss," said last
night that the incident was
unprecedented.
"It's hard to say if it's a trend," she
added. "I think it may be a rash — a
most unpleasant one that frightens us ggsss

security measures. None of the four
stolen artworks has been recovered.
Museum Director Dyson said last
night that while the added security
measures remain confidential, there
have been no additional thefts.
The Rodin incident occurred a few
minutes before the 5 p.m. closing time
in the 22nd Street and the Parkway
museum. Only the gunman, three
security guards and a custodial
employee remained in the building.
The suspect left the main gallery,
and then re-entered a moment later
pointing a revolver at the guard. Next,
he fired a warning shot and ordered
the guards to gather in one place. He
8
deeply."
Jordan also said that her office is P£RKS YOU
unaware of reaction from any of the UP FAST
several Rodin museums worldwide
and added that museum visitation has •4T-«
increased significantly since the
occurrence.
She noted that the Mask'i When falling asleep could mean falling behind, choose Caffedrine,
significance ranks right after the more the natural caffeine stimulant. Caffedrine s maximum-strength formula is
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"This mask wasn't the most impor-
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when you need to keep on cramming.
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 P«ge 6 The Dmil> Pennsylvanian Thursday, December I, 1988

Conservatism and Fear

It is hardly new or original lo say
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Unless

Protection and Privacy Otherwise

She came in through the bathroom window... present situation.

And if she was a Public Safety officer, she would
have found herself in a fraternity.
• which no one but the University's Harrisburg lob-
While students may want to leap at the Depart-
ment of Public Safety for using routine security sear-
ches to press charges against a fraternity for posses-
sion of a keg, the issue of concern is broader than
this one instance.
The issue here is not the keg itself, even though the
keg ban is foolish. Nor is the issue whether Public
Safety should have been going through fraternity
houses. It is their policy to do so, and the intent is to
keep the campus safe. Few would dispute the
legitimacy of that concern.
What is at issue is whether any evidence uncovered
by chance during a routine security check can be us-
ed to bring University or criminal charges against
residents, professors occupying an office, or anyone
renting property from the University.
There are a number of problems intertwined.
First, does the Constitution even apply to the
University? That depends on whether the school is
considered a public or a private institution. The
general line of legal opinion has been that the
University is a private actor. That means that Public
Safety can forget about the Fourth Amendment as
well as all the other rights guaranteed by the
Constitution.
These constitutional issues make for fine legal
debate, but technical interpretations of the law
should not obscure the rights of the community —
rights that do not come from the Constitution but
from our fundamental beliefs about the respon-
sibilities of authority.
• liberty and criminal deterrence — not to mention
What are those fundamental beliefs? We don't
know, and we know Public Safety doesn't have a
clue. And that is exactly what concerns us about the
Finding a keg in a fraternity shouldn't really
shock anyone; this is the kind of trivial situation in
byist benefits from breaking the line between protec-
ting and harassing students.
The line is delicate, however; students should
think twice before being appalled at the idea of hav-
ing to protect their residence not just from burglars
but also from Public Safety. The issue is much more
complicated. There can be no absolute rule man-
dating that police will see no evil and hear no evil
while securing residences.
What if Public Safety had found marijuana
residue in a pipe? What if they had found a
hollowed-out dictionary full of cocaine? What if
they had found the University Museum's crystal
ball?
Public Safety could not just simply forget these in-
stances. Does that mean that the police should not
enter residences at all? That would needlessly im-
pede the department from doing its job. The answer
is rather to formulate some sort of groundrule to
separate pointless invasions of privacy — such as
finding a half-empty keg — from legitimate and
ethical police concerns.
Without such a rule. Public Safety could harass
residences for the most trivial offenses: stolen street
signs, milk crates and shopping carts. And quite
possibly, if Public Safety ever found something wor-
thwhile, they would be so entangled in Fourth
Amendment considerations that the case would be
thrown into doubt.
It is therefore in the best interests of both civil
community trust — for Public Safety, along with the
administration, to engage in more thought and find
some answers.
Andrew
I Miller
as denial. If the problems are insolu-
ble and the U.S. is truly in decline,
then we don't want lo know about it.
Al least, we do not want to be the
ones to have to deal with it or face it,
and so we look for Daddy, someone
to make everything all better, or we
just try to be quiet and lie low and
hope things will seem belter in the
morning. We are afraid to be adults,
afraid to have to hold responsibility in
the current situation, yet we
simultaneously want to rush in, pose
as adults and get what we can before it
all comes crashing down.
All around us we see evidence of
this current identity dilemma.
Students are much less able now than
they were 10 years ago to have fun Wusfalion by Rico K»nth»tham/Daily Pennsylvanian
and relax, or just hang out and do
nothing, or "find themselves." many things are reported, including towards times that were not so
Everyone is worried about the misstep all sorts of shocking scandals. It is the frightening.
thai will cause them their career, the majority thai is insecure and afraid Thus, we live in a time of conformi-
mistake lhal mighl close the door to and is looking for strong and sure ty and nostalgia for a mythically
competitive success. Nonconformity guidance. That is why both presiden- stable tradition. The center is not
— and "wasted" and "frivolous" tial candidates were not especially ap- holding — "middle class" is a
topics — mighl mean lost chances, a pealing, why Ronald Reagan has threatened category — and we are
dropping out that may not allow been, and why vast numbers of people dangerously attracted to (hose who
dropping back in. In times of narrow- are willing to give a little Teflon to would "take charge" for us. We are
unattracted to candidates — who try
ed opportunity and heightened com- those in power.
petition like these, once oul, will one Liberalism, radicalism and change to occupy the center — and negative
ever be able lo re-enter the are provinces of (he confidently com- tactics that play on fear.
"mainstream"? fortable, who don't feel threatened, Being average and fine is unaccep-
For those who are still in, however, and the very uncomfortable or table when things feel so unstable, for
(here is also a constant insecurity, and destitute, for whom things can only only the "best" are sure to survive,
so we repeatedly see films and ads of get better. Those who arc insecure but whatever the future brings.
adults becoming children again — or OK, at least for the lime being, look There is hope in a growing activism,
al least wishing to — where they are for reassurance, stability, and an a growing realization lhal Daddy is
back in a situation in which mistakes understandable status quo. They are not going to take care of the current
will not wreck a career or imperil a the majority now, and that is why the crisis for us. More and more people
lifestyle. In several of these stories, majority is conservative. We are no are making an effort, (hough the

Old, But Not Old Enough
For (hose who have not heard, University Coun-
cil's Student Affairs Committee failed.
The preliminary that the committee,
which is reviewing the alcohol policy, will recom-
mend allowing young adults at the University to
drink beer from kegs if the students can prove that
over 84.999 percent of those present are of legal age,
and if the students present the administration with a
plan for the event.
Surely this is too much.
The term "young adult" is perfect because thai
seems to be the prevailing attitude toward the place
of students at the University.
Bear with our asking, in our immaturity and ir-
responsibility, what exactly would constitute a
"plan?" Would it include a list of those checking
identification, complete with time slots from 10:30
p.m. until 3 a.m.? Will party decorations and
themes be included in the plan? How about describ-
ing what music will be played, or what dates and
other guests will be invited? Who will grade these
plans, and will there be penalties for plagiarism, or
will one generic "party plan" be acceptable for all
weekend parties? Should the lights stay on?
No doubt our intrepid administrators will be able
lo answer all these questions. . . and more. Bui the
real question is why the administration — with the
support of a University Council committee — feels
justified to go beyond whai state law dictates to im-
pose restrictions on the social life of students.
What we are facing is a dangerous return to in
locoparentis, an attitut' ..ernciuated not just by the
state, and not just by the adminisiration, but by the
entire community; the student life committee did not
find it possible to protect the University legally
without treating students like wards.
A clear distinction can and should be made. The
administration's alcohol policy should make a clear
statement that underage drinking will not be ac-
cepted and should establish clear penalties for
violators. Legislators, state liquor control officers
and attorneys agree that this would be enough to
safeguard the University from legal penalties based
on the term "furnish."
But despite this consensus, the current alcohol
policy goes beyond what is legally necessary to in-
clude a keg ban and to make Residential Advisors
police officers. The administration has yet to make a
convincing argument to show why this is necessary.
the adults go back and actually repair
past mistakes, while others just have
the "won'l grow up" mentality. We
do not warn to face the scary dark.
Some try to look for villains or
some son of conspiracy lo explain
why the many current scandalous
situations are allowed lo continue,
presented lo a public lhal seems large-
ly uninterested. It is not the politicians
who arc misleading the media, for the
media is skeptical, and it is not the
media that is duping the public, for
Letters to the Editor
Black Greeks
To the Editor:
As representatives of Alpha
Kappa Alpha sorority. Alpha Phi
Alpha fraternity. Delta Sigma
Theta sorority and Kappa Alpha
Psi fraternity, we are appalled al
the lack of concern and considera-
tion demonstrated by the Universi-
ty of Pennsylvania faculty and ad-
ministration towards black
Greeks. This has been most recent-
ly exemplified in the administra-
tion's total lack of participation in
the reception held Tuesday in
Bodek Lounge.
Although Kim Morrisson from
the Office of Student Life was in
attendance, we do not feel thai the
appearance of a single ad-
ministrator — who arrived late —
is an indication of the genuine con-
cern which the University claims to
have.
We feel this reception was the
ideal opportunity for the ad-
ministration to show its support.
Our attempi lo open the lines of
communication and improve rela-
tions was blatantly disregarded. Il
continues lo be apparent that the
University has placed the concerns
of black Greeks on its low priority
agenda.
We. the black Greeks, have
made an honest attempt to increase
awareness and understanding bet-
ween both parties. It is within
longer comfortable enough for
liberalism, and not yet desperate
enough for radicalism.
The underlying fear of the future
also goes a long way towards explain-
ing the current obsession with the
short term, immediate gratification
and early success. Because fear is un-
comfortable, people resent being
afraid and look lo blame those involv-
ed in recent change, while they also
look admiringly and gratefully
towards those who are not afraid or
reason that we expect reciproca-
tion for the administration's
negligence.
ERMA TOLLIVER
President,
Alpha Kappa Alpha
CURTIS MYERS
President.
Alpha Phi Alpha
DONNA BRYAN
President,
Sigma Delta Theta
STEVEN BUSSEY
President,
Kappa Alpha Psi
Residential Living
To the Editor:
I am writing in response to your
recent articles and editorial regar-
ding residential security.
The Department of Residential
Living does everything in its power
to facilitate the fastest possible
repair of any breakdowns in its
mechanical security systems. When
an area office receives a report of a
breakdown, it informs the Depart-
ment of Residential Maintenance,
which responds immediately. In
most cases, the problem is repaired
that same day. In some cases,
when a pan musi be ordered, it
takes longer.
However, even when a turnstile
is not working, a manual security
urgency of numerous problems is cer-
tainly daunting to any optimism.
There may be the tragedy of loo little,
too late. Bui that does not stop many
of us from trying. Times are too
dangerous to stand still, wring hands
and wish things were different, and
too urgent to continue a narcissistic
"me-ism".
Andrew Miller is a third-year fit t>
student in American Civilization.
Unless Otherwise appears Thursdays.
system is still in place. Security
marshals arc instructed lo check
each Penncard visually, to ensure
that the person and the ID match.
The cardreader then "reads" the
Penncard to determine whether the
card is active on the University
database, thus providing an addi-
tional level of security to the visual
check.
All systems are checked regular-
ly. Panic buttons are checked dai-
ly. Monday to Friday. If someone
observes a lapse in security, in-
cluding an inattentive security
marshal, she or he should call
Public Safety, at 898-7333 or 511
and report it immediately.
The University is committed to
making its resideniial facilities safe
environments for students, faculty
and staff. Our three-tiered system
of security — the electronic car-
dreader, the mechanical turnstile
and gate and the visual check —
provides a greater degree of securi-
ty in residences than ever provided
before. We emphasize, however,
that attention to security is
everyone's individual responsibili-
ty, and we welcome comments on
and suggestions for our system so
as to provide the best possible ser-
vice to the University community.
GIGI SIMrONh
Associate Director.
Residential Living

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 Thursday. December I, 1988 Tfce Daily Pennsylvania!! Page 7

U. officials tried to downplay faculty charges of sexism in the GSE

F.DUC ATION, from page I
desire to prevent discrimination on campus,
University officials refuse to either support or
denounce Hymes- performance as dean or
claim any role in his departure.
President Sheldon Hackney has not return-
ed repeated phone calls this week.
Assistant to the President William Epstein
declined to assess Hymes' performance last
night, stating that the University fully sup-
ports current Dean Marvin Lazerson. Epstein
pointed to the University's new harassment
policy as evidence of the administration's
commitment to protecting the rights of women
at the University.
Deputy Provost Richard Clelland also
declined to comment on allegations of sexism
at the graduate school. But he praised
Lazerson.
Former Provost Thomas Ehrlich, currently
the president of Indiana University, who
worked on campus during the later years of
Hymes' tenure, has not returned several calls
placed to his office this week. Ehrlich was
aware of the allegations at the school and was
named in lawsuits as unresponsive.
When Hymes assumed the deanship of the
GSE in 1975, the school, by most accounts,
was failing and the administration was close to
shutting it down. By the time he left, Hymes
had positioned the GSE on the fringes of the
nation's top education schools.
In
In addition
addition, manv
many ior»
agree ihst u,.„,.., ;,
that Hymes is a,
ftaken
first-rate scholar. During his term as dean, he
presided over the Linguistic Society of
America, the American Anthropological
Association, the Council on Anthropology
and Education and the American Association
of Applied Linguistics.
"He was, as dean, a tremendous asset to the
school, and I think there were all kinds of in-
' These things are done with
men, with a gentleman's
agreement. With women, they
make them leave. Men have
golden parachutes, and one
tends to land very softly.'
Helen Davies
Microbiology Professor
numerable ways in which this can be
documented," said Erling Boe, the GSE pro-
fessor and a former assistant dean.
But despite Hymes' contributions to the
GSE, the charges of sexism in tenure decisions
and allegations of sexual harassment mark an
otherwise exemplary record.
According to several faculty members,
University officials should have stepped in and
,L..„ control■ when
-*- -- >d -»-- --•- - ..«..
the allegations arose.
"I think the administration was more sup-
portive of Dean Hymes than I would have
been, than I would have liked," said Dentistts
Professor Phoebe Leboy, who is a leading
figure on women's issues.
"It seems clear that the former dean did not
promote affirmative action," Leboy con-
tinued. "You look at a school where when he
took over the deanship, the absolute number
of women dropped as well as the percentage of
women dropped at a time when the proportion
of women in the pool [of qualified applicants)
was increasing."
"I would have drawn the line several years
ago during Dean Hymes' administration and
gone to the dean and said, 'This pattern of hir-
ing and promotion is improper and not consis-
tent with University policy, and you must do
something affirmative within your school to
ensure that it changes,' " she added. " "And
if you can't, it suggests that you are not in a
position to be an appropriate leader of your
faculty.' "
But both Fine and Leboy recognized that
for either Hackney or Ehrlich to intervene in a
tenure case or take action against Hymes
would constitute an unusual and, in the minds
of many faculty, potentially improper course
of action.
"For the University to interrupt and reverse
a decision would be highly problematic," Fine
:J «TI. _J_:_:—_.: -
said. "The administration is very nervous
about reversing the faculty. They can push
and nudge, but they do not see their role as
reversing the faculty."
"The problem is. if the University is com-
mitted to pursuing equality in race and gender.
'/ feel that at multiple levels,
people should have inter-
rupted the process. There
were individual successes
[women who received out-of-
court, cash settlements], but
the condition of women facul-
ty at Penn was unaltered.
They [the administration] did
not ignore it, but they didn't
remedy it.' Mlchelle Flne
GSE assistant professor
they're going to have to find a way to press
these schools," she added.
According to Leboy, in past instances where
University administrators have interfered in
internal school matters, the faculty have tend-
-A •«
ed to oppose„ their
.u.;> efforts.
— -
"There is usually a terrible furor on cam-
pus, so it is not something a provost would do
lightly," Leboy said.
"At some point, the people in charge have
to decide what is more important — support
the team or stand up for the principles of
justice," the dentistry professor continued. "I
think they made the wrong decision."
In addition, the University made little effort
during the search which brought Lazerson
here to ensure that the new dean would ad-
dress the problems that arose under Hymes.
In its report to the University, the search
committee made no mention of a strong com-
mitment to affirmative action as a major fac-
tor in l.azerson's selection, opting instead to
stress academic matters.
When asked about the priorities the Univer-
sity set up for his administration, Lazerson
mentioned equity in hiring and promotion on-
ly in response to a direct question on the topic.
He initially spoke of his ability to bring
academic excellence to the school.
According to Lazerson, when Ehrlich inter-
viewed him for the post, "we didn't talk about
that Isexism] in particular. He asked me if I
was committed to the advancement of women
and minorities."
However, dealing with the charges of sexism
was not, as Lazerson conceded, "a major
issue."

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Off the Wire

World
British researchers discover
new hope for AIDS treatment
IONDON — Monthly transfusions of
blood plasma from otherwise healthy car-
riers of the AIDS virus have caused the virus
to disappear from bloodstreams of 10 pa-
tients with AIDS or an AIDS-relatcd dis-
ease, researchers said today.
The researchers said the treatment appa-
rently kills the virus without , ausin| Mrioui
side effects.
Dr. Abraham Karpas of the Laboratory
of Molecular Biology, af-
filiated with Cambridge
University, said the
plasma, treated to re-
move viruses, contains
high levels of neutralizing
antibodies that can kill
the AIDS virus.
AIDS patients lack such antibodies in
their blood, said Karpas, who led the
research team. Research details appear in
December's issue of The Proceedings of the
National Academy of Sciences, a U.S.
scientific journal, he said.
Karpas called the results of his studs
"very encouraging," but other AIDS re-
searchers urged caution in interpreting
them.
Dr. Bryan Gazzard of St. Stephen's Hos
A Burning Issue
New evidence reveals that humans
discovered fire a million years ago
NEW YORK - Bone fragments from
a South African cave suggest that ape
men or early humans learned to use fire-
as long as 1.5 million years ago, the
earliest date to be supported by direct
evidence-
Fires may have been used for cooking,
warmth or frightening predators, resear
chers said. But it is not clear whether they
were set by ancestors of humans called
Homo erectus, or by ape-men called
Australopithecus robustus, which are not
direct human ancestors.
The findings were described in today's
issue of the British journal Nature by
C.K. Brain of the Transvaal Museum in
Pretoria, South Africa, and Andrew
Sillcn of the University of Cape Town.
South Africa
The bone fragments could be I million
to 1.5 million years old, but most likely
they are 1.2 million years old, Sillen said
in an interview yesterday.
Previous research suggests fire was be-
ing used in Kenya more recently than 1.4
million years ago, a date many experts ai
cept, but with some hesitancy, said Erie
Compiled from Associated Press Dispatches
pital in I ondon, where the tests were
conducted, said the findings were interest-
ing, but said larger trials must be done
before anyone could say the treatment
offered any clinical benefit.
Husband-wife scientist team
links diseases to genetic flaw
Nl-W ORI LANS - A geneticist and his
psychologist wife say they have linked men-
tal disorders including mania, depression,
hyperactivity, compulsive overeating and
alcoholism to a single, inherited genetic
flaw.
If they're right, the
finding could revolution-
ize the treatment of men-
tal illness. Difficult and
expensive psychotherapy
could be replaced with
new drugs that would compensate for the
genetic delect.
However, some geneticists say Dr. David
Comings of the City of Hope National
Medical Center and his wife, Brenda, arc
guilty of a colossal mistake oi careless
misuse ol idence.
An angry debate over their work erupted
recently at the annual meeting of the Ameri-
can Society of Human Genetics where Da-
vid Comings, president of the society this
year, used his presidential address to defend
his findings
Dclson, a professor of anthropoid
I ehman College of the City University of
New York.
That research is supported by indirect
evidence, magnetic irregularities in the
ground thought caused by ancient fire on
the surface, he said in a telephone
interview
The evidence from the new study is
"certainly the strongest to date in favor
of early human-controlled fire." Dclson
said.
Other research suggests fire was used
slightly fewer than 500,000 years ago in
Hungary, France and China, and certain-
ly fewer than 150,000 years ago in Africa
and Europe, he said.
In the new work, researchers used
bones recovered from South Africa's
Swartkrans cave, well-known for pro-
viding remains of Homo erectus and the
ape-man robustus
To make sure they could identify rigns
of ancient burning, researchers took a
fresh leg bone from a South African
antelope called .i bartebeetl and heated
bone slices to different temperatures.
Walesa calls for legalization
of Solidarity during TV debate
WARSAW. Poland - Lech Walesa urg-
ed the government last night, in an un-
precedented television debate with the head
of Poland's official unions, to legalize
Solidarity, the banned labor federation he
founded in 1980
The debate after the evening news
represented the first time in five years
Walesa had a chance to defend Solidarity on
state-controlled television and his most ex-
tensive appearance ever.
Jubilant Solidarity advisers declared sic
lory afterward. Hundreds of spectators who
crowded around television sets at Warsaw's
Central Station also seemed to score it a win
for Walesa.
"We have to agree for Poland Poland
needs agreement," Walesa told Alfred
Miodowic/. during the 43-minute debate.
Referring to Miodowicz's membership in
the ruling Politburo, Walesa said serious
talks between the opposition and govern-
ment could begin when officials
acknowledge Solidarity's right to exist.
Soldarity, the- first free union in the Soviet
bloc, was founded legally in during a tur-
bulent summer of strikes in 1980 but sup-
pressed and outlawed after martial law was
declared in December 1981.
Paris transit strike leads to
army transports, traffic chaos
PARIS - Commuters huddled in open
army trucks yesterday for a wet and cold
trip to work, but most said they were reliev-
ed to have a ride- as a strike by Paris transit
workers stretched into a third day.
Two out of four regional express train
lines were paralyzed by a maintenance
workers' strike called by the communist-led
General Confederation of l.aboi
City buses and the Metro also have had
disruptions, but most Metro lines were run-
ning normally and the transit agency
reported buses running at about 60 percent
of normal.
Beginning about 6:30a.m., more than 200
military vehicles hit the road, each crammed
with up to 25 people struggling to get to
work on the cold, rainy morning.
"It's original, it's practical and it works,
which is more than I can say for the express
trains." said Erik Saliou, a financial adviser
from Nanterre, west of the capital, who ar-
rived in one of the soggy green transport
trucks at the La Defense complex in western
Paris
"It has been enormously difficult getting
to work," he said. "Tonight I'll lake a bus
if I can find one, or this truck if I can find it.
I'll take what I can get."
The trucks, brought in from eastern
France and from French bases in West Clei
many along with a thousand soldiers, car-
ried only a fraction of the 600.000 people
who normally commute on the express
irams More military vehicles were en route
to Paris.
Nation
Broken bolts, bad weather
may delay Atlantis' launch
CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida —
Launch pad technicians discovered two bro-
ken bolts on Atlantis' nose yesterday, a
problem that could delay today's launch of
the shuttle's top-secret mission even if a
predicted storm doesn't force
postponement.
Much depended on a
launch-eve assessment of
both problems. If the de-
cision were made to be
ready for a this morning
launch, crews would be-
gin pouring a half-million gallons of fuel
into the shuttle's huge external tank before
midnight.
The bolts are two of 10 that secure a
24-by-l8 inch access cover on the right side
of the shuttle's nose. The access plate,
which is covered by 14 of the shuttle's heat
protection tiles, is normally removed before
flight to fuel the tank for the steering
rockets the shuttle uses while in orbit
Weathermen, meanwhile, continued to
predict that there was an 80 percent chance
the weather would not permit Atlantis to be
launched tomorrow.
The forecast was for low clouds, winds tip
to 23 mph and a 40 percent chance of rain.
In White House, Jackson visits
with Bush to discuss future
WASHINGTON — Election-year
political foes George Bush at.-l less,
Jackson exchanged compliments yesterday
at the White House, and Bush declared,
"This wasn't a bury the hatchet meeting
because there was no hatchet to bury."
He said the two men have a "relationship
that transcends politics."
President-elect Bush, a Republican, and
Jackson, who sought the Democratic
presidential nomination, had spoken
critically of each other during the long
campaign.
However, Bush said today, "The cam-
paign is over. I have no arguments with the
way that Reverend Jackson conducted
himself toward me."
"There will be limes . . . when I will ask
for his suggestions" during the Bush ad-
ministration, he said. "He has some very
good ideas."
Bush said that the issue of Willie Horton,
the murderer whose furlough from a
Massachusetts prison was used in GOP cam-
paign ads. came up during yesterday's
meeting and that he told Jackson he had not
intended to make it a racial issue.
Jackson, asked how he felt about Bush's
explanation, repeated his view that the TV
ads did incite racial fears, but said Bush had
assured him "that was not his intention."
Business
Buyout specialist offers record
$24 bil bid for RJR Nabisco
NEW YORK — Buyout specialist
Kohlberg Kravis Roberts & Co. won the
free-for-all takeover war for RJR Nabisco
Inc. late yesterday with a record J24.53
billion offer for the cigarette-and-food
giant, sources said.
The $l09-a-share offer shattered a rival
effort by an RJR management group and
came in a day of frantic maneuvering that at
times left the unprecedented auction for the
company in utter confusion.
Sources said Kohlberg's offer of $81 in
cash, SI8 in stock and additional securities
worth $10 beat a last-minute $108 a share
competing offer thrown at the RJR board of
directors by the management group that in
stigated the takeover struggle for the com-
pany last month.
RJR officials meeting in New York had
no immediate statement about the winning
offer by Kohlberg, a private Wall Street in
vestment house and the undisputed leader in
buying companies with borrowed money,
the so-called leveraged buyout.
Kohlberg's victory caps a struggle that
broke all previous takeover records and rais-
ed major questions about the frenzy of
leveraged buyouts and other debt-financed
restructurings transforming much of cor-
porate America.
The evident end of the RJR battle- also
signaled a spectacular defeat by its chief ex-
ecutive Ross Johnson, who began the
takeover struggle last month with a $75 a
share offer that he later raised four times.
Interest rates cause concern
despite advances on Wall St.
NEW YORK — Prices advanced on Wall
Street yesterday as strength in the bond
market allayed some trader concerns about
rising interest rates.
The Dow Jones average of 30 industrial
stocks rose 12.98 to 2114.51, giving the
well-known barometer a gain of nearly 40
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USS Nimitz jet fighter accidentally fires and damages six aircraft, kills one sailor
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fired accidentally during "troubleshooting truder tanker, fitted for air-to-air refueling, tober 29, leading an eight-ship battle group prevented another calamity Wednesday by
ablaze on the USS Nimitz flight deck and kill maintenance" aboard the carrier in the Ara- but the officials said they did not I now assigned to support U.S. naval units in the containing the blaze quickly.
ing a sailor, but crews averted disaster by bian Sea. whether it was the one hit by the shell. Persian Gulf.
dousing the flames quickly, U.S. officials The 20mm shell exploded against another
said. A-7 fighter-bombers are among the Nav>\ The 90,944-ton Nimitz was launched in 1975 Petty Officer Joe Bartlett, a spokesman for
parked plane, starting a fire that eventually older combat planes, and carry two 20mm as the first in the Navy's newest class of super- the Navy's Joint Task Force Middle East, said
A second crewman was severely burned in spread to six aircraft, A-6 Intruders and A-7s guns. carriers. It caries about 6,000 men, including an investigation was being conducted.
ihe fire, which was brought under control in that suffered "minor to major damage," ac- Navy spokesmen said the accident early He said the injured seaman was taken to a
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Estonia clamors for Photo Archives: Circa 1978 U.N. gives

new political system
Kremlin to debate new changes, amendments
MOSCOW - The president of
Estonia, the republic whose declara-
tion of sovereignty was quashed, told
the Soviet parliament yesterday no
political system suits all parts of this
vast nation, "so we have developed
our own."
Arnold Ruutel also complained
about the official media, which
USSR stops jamming
western radio stations
WASHINGTON - The
Kremlin has shut down
thousands of broadcast jamm-
ing devices, allowing Radio
Liberty and Radio Free Europe
to be heard "loud and clear"
across the Soviet Union and
most of Eastern Europe for the
first time in 38 years, govern-
ment officials said yesterday.
The Soviet action came so
quickly that radio engineers
were only becoming aware of it
as Secretary of State George
Shultz said in a broadcast to
Europe yesetcrday morning
that radio jamming was one
area where progress was still
needed with the Soviets.
Soviet jamming of Ger-
many's Deutsche Wella and
KOL Israel also stopped Tues-
day, officials said.
"Il's another marker in the
Soviet march toward trying to
be an acceptable citizen of the
world community as against the
pariah that they have been,"
said Charles Wick, U.S. Infor-
mation Agency director.
criticized Estonia's actions without
publishing details about them. "We
deplore the lack of objective informa-
tion in the mass media, which can on-
ly make the situation more tense," he
declared.
After two days of debate, a new ex-
perience for its members, the Supreme
Soviet sent a plan for restructuring the
government back to the Kremlin
leadership for decisions on dozens of
suggested amendments.
Until recently, the national
legislature merely approved actions
already taken by the leadership,
without debate or dissent. This time
the Supreme Soviet heard 37 of its
members criticize and propose
changes in the plan submitted by
Mikhail Gorbachev, the president and
Communist Party chief.
Yesterday, the 1.500-member
chamber asked the Presidium and two
committees to decide which sugges-
tions to include in a final version to be
submitted for a vote today. The
Presidium of the Supreme Soviet is
the nation's highest executive body
and Gorbachev is its chairman.
Tass, the official news agency, said
the two parliamentary committees
met last night, but it did not report
details.
During yesterday's debate, deputies
said the reform plan raises trhe
possibility that a representative could
be elected to more than one seat in the
new national Congress.
Gorbachev says his comprehensive
reform of the political and electoral
system, which includes more than 100
pieces of legislation, will help make
the Soviet Union a society ruled by
law rather than central dictation.
U.S. a day
to issue visa
to Arafat
UNITED NATIONS — The
General Assembly yesterday censured
the United States by a vote of 151-2
and gave it 24 hours to reverse itself
and grant a visa to PLO Chairman
Yasser Arafat so he can speak here.
The world body, spurred on by the
Arab nations, will ask for an extraor-
dinary protest session in Geneva in
mid-December to hear the Palestine
Liberation Organization leader if the
United States persists in its refusal, as
expected.
A second resolution to this effect is
expected to be voted upon Friday, or
early next week. The reconvened ses-
sion in Geneva would be held
Daily Pennsylvantai. file photo December 12-16.
You know it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas when the candy canes start crossing The United States and Israel were
against the lights — or at least you did ten years ago. Since then, the candy cane population alone yesterday in voting against the
has melted away, but for all those who still nurse a secret desire to chase after those sweets resolution.
this holiday season, you can find them at Marty's — they have everything. Britain abstained, saying the
criticism of its U.S. ally was too
harsh. But all other U.S. allies voted
Tensions rise as Armenian deaths continue
MOSCOW — Ethnic clashes between Azerbaijanis and thousands of refugees were streaming across the border to
against Washington's position.
The resolution asked Secretary-
General Javier Perez de Cuellar to in-
form the General Assembly today of
Armenians killed 11 people, including a Moslem mullah, their ethnic homelands. the U.S. response. The United States
raising the death toll in more than a week of violence to at says it will defy the resolution.
Leon Azruyan, the night editor in charge of the Armen-
least 18, official media reported yesterday.
press news agency, said in a telephone interview that the The vote in the 159-member
The report by the official Armenian news agency
deaths announced by officials yesterday included people assembly was conducted in a rare roll
Armenpress that 10 Azerbaijanis and one Armenian had call ballot requested by Jordan, a
killed in clashes in several Armenian cities between
been killed threaten to raise tension even higher in the November 22-29. departure from the standard elec-
southern Soviet region where many cities already are
tronic voting.
under military rule and strict curfews. An Azerbaijani mullah fired into a large open meeting
The Armenian capital of Yerevan and the Azerbaijani of Armenians in the city of Kalinino in far northern Absent were Dominica, Grenada,
capital of Baku, both under military rule, were reported to Armenia late last week, "but they threw stones at him. St. Kitts and Nevis, Paraguay and
be tense but calm. Official media in both cities reported One hit him in the head and killed him," Azruyan said. South Africa.

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W. Basketball falls, 80-74

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said. "Had we only been down five or
six in the last stretch, we might have
Miller leads St. Joe's
run that gave the Engineers their first
lead of the game, 47-46.
The Quakers found themselves fall-
made a go at it."
"In the last five minutes, we played
at the intensity level we have to play
with for a whole game." Brendel
over Dragons, 89-77
By ALAN SCHWARZ guard Brian Leahy said. "It wasn't a
ing further and further behind, as added
Lehigh's lead increased to 13 points. Rebounding from the loss of center problem getting the shots. We got the
And not just 20 minutes. Rodney Blake and point guard Ivan same shots the last 10 minutes, but we
"When you're not scoring at one
end and not defending at the other, it Brown was supposed to be a difficult made them."
doesn't take long to get behind." chore for St. Joseph's head basketball St. Joe's took the lead for good
Stanley said. coach Jim Boyle. with 15 minutes remaining, as the
Lehigh forward Pam McAfee, who
Lehigh 80, Penn 74 But in the Hawks' season-opening Hawks beat the Dragons down the
had not practiced all week because of win against Canisius Monday, floor and forced 12 second-half tur-
LaNgt)
freshman Craig Amos scored 24 novers. Drexel point guard Todd
an infected abscess in her foot, came M. FO-A Ft-A R 4 p ■u points, after netting 37 in a previous Lehmann (24 points) kept the
off the bench to contribute 22 points KortjwWi 13 4-7 12 » 1 1 1
and nine rebounds. Mooiwy 38 6-13 1-2 6 6 4 13 exhibition game. Dragons close, along with forward
"|Pam) was a real workhorse,"
Siamaarto 32 2-6 ?? 1 4 ? 1 And last night against Drexel, with John Rankin (22 points), but the
Andro*—;/ 38 6-15 66 4 1 2
Skutches said. "She gave us solid
M Amos struggling, sophomore Marlon Hawks' constant defensive pressure
BKk 37 3-7 00 5 1 ? 1 Miller came to the rescue. Miller, a — led by senior forward James Owens
play. She got crucial buckets and McAto 35 10-16 H 1 1 ? 2?
lynch S 0-1 00 0 n 0 0 6-7 forward, scored a career-high 24 — forced Lehmann to commit 10 tur-
especially helped us with weakside
Valla 2 00 00 0 0 0 0 points and grabbed 12 rebounds in St. novers for the game.
rebounds."
Tout) 200 3367 14-19 R n 13 80 Joe's' 89-77 victory in front of 3562 at St. Joe's frequently converted the
"[McAfeel played well," Stanley
the Palestra. extra opportunities, with 22-of-39
said. "But we couldn't defend her to •CNN Although the season is still young, shooting in the second half, while
»ive our lives." Mn FO-A FT-A R » Pll
P the Hawks' future indeed looks Drexel responded with a paltry
With 5:35 left to play in the game Miatr 26 6-12 23 1 i ' 14
brighter than most of the preseason l3-of-29.
Lucas 15
■
an Androlewic7 layup gave the M 1-2 4 i 0 1
Brand*! 26 914 2? 1 0 ? prognosticators believed it would be. "I think they were looking for
Engineers their biggest lead of the Ratti 39 3-11 3-3 1 in ? in For the first time since the 1981-82 Lehmann and saw Jimmy Owens,"
game. 69-54. Bodan 1 i 0
■
13 0-3 00 .1 season, St. Joe's is 2-0. Boyle said. "The guys guarding
But the Quakers were determined Owlmeotef 32 916 2-2 ? 0 ? Lehmann gave him a tough time. And
Anthon 25 2-4 22 2 0
"With young players, you never
not to give up. Brendel spearheaded a 0 1
17-7 Quakers run. scoring 12 points in
Han 11 0-2 OO « 1 ? 1 know what they're going to do," we're all floored at how many points

the last five minutes.

With 15 seconds left, freshman
guard Val Thompson cut Lehigh's
lead to four. 78-74.
As Lehigh inbounded the ball.
Thompson was forced to foul An-
drolewicz. Androlewic?. shooting in a
one-and-one situation, made both
shots, bringing the score to 80-74 with
five seconds left.
And time simply ran out on the
Quakers.
"Once we were behind by six or
seven, we were in trouble," Stanley
Chapp* 1 M oo 0 0 0 0 Boyle said. "If this is typical, we'll (59) we scored after halftime."
Mazza 8 0-5 OO ? 1 0 n have some good, young players here Miller contributed 14 of those
InOflaJHOfl 4 1-1 00 0 1 1 3
for the next couple of years." second-half points, shooting six-for-
Totals 200 30-70 1214 41 11 16 n The Hawks' offense started slowly, seven from the floor while the Hawks
as Drexel (0-1) jumped out to a 26-14
F*a Goal Pareant Lehigh 49 3. PENN 42 9: Thraa- steadily buil; an 11-point lead with
Pom Field Goal Percent Lehigh 000. PENN 28 6 lead with six minutes remaining in the 5:44 remaining. He fouled out soon
(Thompson 1-1. Haiti 1-2. Portimtai 0-4). Free Throw first half. afterward and received what may be
Percent Lehigh 73 7. PENN 85 7. Nocked Shots From there, however. Miller led the
his first of many Palestra standing
Letngh 1 (AndnHemo). PENN 2 (Mftar-2). Steals steady comeback with tune ol 12
lehigh 9 (Mooney-4. Samaszto-2. KoatoMki. An- ovations.
shooting. He scored 10 of the Hawks'
dntswcz. Beck). PENN 8 (MHor. Lucas. Brand*
Boden. OortmeaMf. Anthon, Man. Maua). Turnovers next 16 points, as St. Joe's cut the "I think he did this because I
lehigh 14 (Mooney-8. Androlewski-2. Beck-2. deficit to 37-30 by halftime. helped him at a clinic once," Drexel
Swnasrto. McAfee), PENN IB (Rath-7. (Met 3. Lisa Jonas/Daily Pennsylvanian "We just couldn't get the ball in the head coach Eddie Burke said. "That
Anlhon-3. luce*2. Brendel-? Matt). HaRtme PENN
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Presently with Sixers, Weinhauer feels comfortable back in Philadelphia
WEINHAUER, from page 16
lions against Weinhauer — some
which boardered more on comic than
on dangerous.
• Weinhauer had taken his son
Robby, Sun Devils point guard Bobby
Thompson and Thompson's room-
mate to the Phoenix Suns-Lakers
game to watch Scott. But the NCAA
considered it illegal for a coach to give
a player tickets.
• Weinhauer had talked to two
recruits' parents on the side of a high
school game during a non-contact
period.
"It was true," Weinhauer said. "In
both cases. I was introduced to the
parents by the high school basketball
coach after the game. I spoke to them
a total of 30 seconds."
• Weinhauer was nabbed for giving
a high school coach an Arizona State
coaching shirt. But this was a guy in
the habit of collecting all kinds of col-
lege shirts, sort of like the barber who
stacks college mugs on his store
shelves.
• Weinhauer bought 100 sweaters
to give out to the athletic department,
secretaries, custodians "and anyone
who helped out the athletic program"
at Christmas. He had some extra
sweaters which he gave to his players.
It was a gift not available to the rest of
the student body.
But there was one major violation
that Weinhauer insists he had no
knowledge of at the time. A Sun
Devils' assistant coach — found to be
Henry Bibby, but whose identity
Weinhauer still refuses to reveal —
gave a check for 150 dollars to a
recruit's mother to pay for her son's
round trip. Then, Bibby encouraged
the mother and the recruit to lie about
the ticket.
"When one starts to look at infrac-
tions, the biggest penalties often come
with lying about a lie, almost a double
sin,'" Harris said. "It boils down to
how you deal with things, and
although Weinhauer may not have
had knowledge of what was going on,
the head coach is the one most iden-
tified with the program."
And the Arizona State athletic
department fired Weinhauer (Harris
became Athletic Director a few mon-
ths after Weinhauer was let go.) Just
six years before he had reached great
heights in leading Penn to the Final
Four. Now, Weinhauer experienced
the ultimate low.
"When you're fired in the
newspaper, on television and on the
radio it scars you," Weinhauer said.
"It scars your family. It scars your
reputation. My feeling is this: I read
in the papers what's happening at
Kentucky (under NCAA investiga-
tion) and what happened at Kansas
(on NCAA probation), and the guy at
Kansas (Larry Brown), he's never ac-
countable. These people are never ac-
countable, but Bob Weinhauer at
ASU is not only accountable but no
longer employable on a collegiate
level. I was told by more than one per-
son that I should think about getting
into another profession because I'll
marriage deteriorated and ended in
divorce from strain which he admits
he caused by bringing the job home.
Weinhauer called Daly, who was
coaching the Detroit Pistons, and ask-
ed for advice. Daly got him a job for
the 1985-86 season, manning the
Detroit Spirit of the Continental
Basketball Association — the NBA's
minor league.
"I tried to help him get a job," Da-
ly said. "And I called the General
Manager there. I always try to get
coaches jobs because you never know
when you need a favor. I usually call
it networking. But Bob was my assis-
tant for a long time, and he was hav-
ing a rough time. So, yes, I went
beyond the usual pitch. I couldn't see
Bob being away from basketball."
So Weinhauer's coaching ability
was spent in a league whose cities are
Des Moines, Rochester, and Quad
Cities, whose players loom on the fr-
inge of professional basketball and
whose rules grant a point for each
quarter a team wins.
"Whether it's the CBA or not.
ed to Savannah, Georgia, Weinhauer
went home to Phoenix, failing in an
attempt to resurrect his marriage. He
applied for college coaching jobs, but
in the three years after Arizona State,
he received two "legitimate" inter-
views at Rhode Island and the Univer-
sity of Pacific.
"The only thing that got me
through this period was my son Rob-
by," Weinhauer said. "He's 15 right
now, and he really looked up to me a
great deal. I could not allow him to
think I was a failure so I had to keep
motivating myself."
In 1986, Weinhauer returned to
Philadelphia, serving as the 76ers'
radio color commentator and renew-
ing acquaintances with Nash, who he
had known since the early '70s when
Nash was the Executive Director of
the Big Five and Weinhauer was at
Penn.
But after finishing runner-up to
Hubie Brown for the color job on
Prism's 76ers telecasts, he returned to
Phoenix and started an independent
scouting service.
scouting. When Goukas was fired last
spring, Lynam became head coach
and Carter the first assistant.
"We needed someone to take over
the main scouting duties," Nash said.
"I met Bob at the Portsmouth Invita-
tional (attended by the top senior col-
lege players). He said "If you ever had
an opening, keep me in mind.' But
Bob was always at the top of my list.
I've known him for a long time. Con-
sequently, I had no misgivings of who
Bob Weinhauer was."
•
Weinhauer periodically stares
around his office while recounting the
past five years of his life. He is com-
fortable now for the first time
possibly since he had his parking spot
next to Harry Gamble in back of the
Palestra. But while it's just across the
city, the Palestra is really years away.
"I never thought about living in the
past. I don't think about the Final
Four," Weinhauer said. "I don't
think about anything we did at Penn.
I don't live on that — that's not im-

ft6 »T t*W never coach basketball again." there's no problem because you're do- "I thought this was the closest to portant to me.
• ing something," Weinhauer said. coaching that I would get to," "I am happy, tremendously happy,
With a naked reputation and a curs- "You feel you have value for Weinhauer said. working for the Sixers and am for-
ed name, Weinhauer became a yourself. For three years I didn't have But last year, John Gabriel, tunate for the chance this organiza-
bachelor in the game and his life. His that value." When the Spirit mov- Philadelphia's Director of Player Per- tion has given me. I don't want to
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■NHL
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NFL suspends Duper, Dallas' Scott
MIAMI — Wide receiver Mark Duper's season didn't have any idea at all," safety Glenn munications for the league.
WALES CONFERENCE with the Miami Dolphins ended yesterday when he Blackwood said. "It's not like a guy comes in and Since only 2'A weeks remain in the regular
EASTERN CONFERENCE
Patrick Division and little-used defensive back Victor Scott of the you say, 'I wonder where he's been all night.' I've season, the 30-day suspension period could be car-
Atlantic Division
W L T Ptt GF GA Dallas Cowboys were suspended for violating the never noticed any odd behavior or anything." ried over lo next season.
W L Pet GB
NY Rangers 14 8 3 31 104 88 NFL's substance abuse policy. Offensive guard Roy Foster said Duper was not "We'll discuss that during the offseason,"
Philadelphia 10 5 667
Pittsburgh 14 10 0 28 115 108
New York The 30-day suspensions brought to 24 the number the kind of person to use drugs. Browne said. "Right now, it's open-ended."
9 5 643 Va
Washington 12 11 2 26 92 91 of players suspended for that reason this season. "It just doesn't add up," Foster said. "I just David Pellet ier. Cowboys public relations assis-
Boston 8 7 533 2
Philadelphia 10 16 1 21 100 103 New Jersey Neither the league nor the learns would say whal don't want to believe that Duper's caught up in tant, said Scott suffered an ankle injury early in the
7 9 438 3Vi
New Jersey 8 12 4 20 77 96 drugs were involved. season and was placed on injured reserve Sept. 1.
Washington 4 7 364 4 anything like that."
NY Islanders 7 15 2 16 75 99 "It's one of the toughest things I've had to deal He was activated before the Oct. 9 Washington
Charlotte 3 10 231 6 Duper was unavailable for comment, and his
Adams Division with," Miami coach Don Shula said. "This hits like agent failed lo return two phone calls. game, in which he played and separated his
Central Division
W L T Ptt GF GA
W L Pet GB a hammer because of my high regard for Mark Duper had only four pass receptions for 44 yards shoulder. Scott was placed on injured reserve again
Montreal 15 9 3 33 109 94 Detroit Duper and his contributions to this learn over the in the past four games. He caught none Sunday Oct. 11 and was re-activated before the Thanksgiv-
11 3 786
Boston 11 9 5 27 90 76 years, and because of my high regard for Mark ing Day game against Houston.
Cleveland 8 3 727 IVi against the New York Jets and finished the game on
Buffalo 11 12 2 24 93 102 Atlanta 8 6 571 3 Duper as a human being. ihe sidelines because he was bothered by a sore left "We regret that we have that situation with Vic-
Hartford 9 13 1 19 78 88 Milwaukee 6 5 .545 3'^ Duper, 29, became the first Miami player to be arch, Shula said. tor Scott." Cowboys president Tex Schramm said.
Quebec 8 16 2 18 92 121 Chicago 6 8 429 5 penalized for substance abuse since 1983. Asked if Duper's performance was affected by "I don't think it'll have a major affect on the team.
Indiana 2 12 143 9 Scott, 26, also was suspended for 30 days last
CAMPBELL CONFERENCE drug use, the coach said: "That's hard to say." He was hurt all year anyway."
year for substance abuse. He became the second Shula said he supports the league's drug policy.
Norrtt Division WESTERN CONFERENCE Scott's telephone number is unpublished and he
Cowboy this season to be penalized under the "The most important thing the National Football
W L T Ptt OF GA Midwest Division was unavailable for comment.
NFL's drug policy. Offensive tackle Kevin Gogan League can do is to prove it's a drug-free game." he
Detroit 13 7 4 30 97 89 W L Pet GB Duper had 39 catches this season for 626 yards
was suspended for a month near the end of training said.
Toronto 11 13 1 23 86 97 Dallas 9 4 692 camp. The Dolphins, 5-8, and Cowboys, 2-11, are out of but only one touchdown. He had 40 scoring recep-
St Louis 8 10 4 20 73 84 Denver 9 4 692 Duper, a seven-year veteran and two-time Pro playoff contention. tions his first six years in the league and is the third
Minnesota 7 13 4 18 79 98 Utah 9 4 692
Chicago 6 16 4 16 102 128 Bowl performer, has done work with the "Say No Duper and Scott won't be allowed any contact leading receiver in team history with 2% catches.
Houston 9 6 .600 1
Smyth* Division
To Drugs" program. Several teammates said they with their team during the suspension. They will be Duper held out for the entire preseason in a con-
San Antonio 5 8 385 4
Miami 0 12 000 8V4 were shocked by the suspension. placed on a non-football-related illness list retroac- tract dispute and signed a multi-year agreement just
W L T Ptt GF GA
"Dupe's locker is right next to mine, and I jusi tive to Tuesday, said Joe Browne, director of com- before the Dolphins' first game.
Calgary 18 4 4 36 104 60 Pacific Division
Edmonton 15 8 3 33 115 98 W L Pet GB
Los Angeles 16 9 0 32 133 103 L.A. Lakers 10 3 769 West, Wilson pace 'Nova basketball in nearby Altoona. Pa., Gary Massey's layup and West's points. Anderson was only 10 of 29
Vancouver 11 12 5 27 93 86 Portland 7 7 500 3V» scored 13 first-half points as the three-pointer from deep in the corner from the field.
Winnipeg 9 8 4 22 86 84 Golden State 6 7 462 4
past St. Francis, 70-60 Wildcats (3-1) opened up leads of as made il 49-41 with 10:50 to play.
La«t Night's Games Phoenix 8 7 462 4 LORETTO, Pa. — Doug West many as 13 points, but the Red Flash Driving layups by Wilson and Marc VILLANOVA (70)
Seattle 6 7 462 4 scored 21 points and Kenny Wilson rallied behind the shooting of Joe Dowdell and Gary Massey's West 6-12 66 21. Taylor 4-5 4-6 12,
Montreal 6. Hartford 3
LA Clippers 6 8 429 4Vi led a second-half Villanova surge that Anderson. breakaway dunk on West's feed Grata 2-5 2-2 6, Wilson 4-8 3-4 11,
Buffalo 6. Quebec 2
Pittsburgh 6, Washington 4 Sacramento 2 9 182 7 carried the I8th-ranked Wildcats to a Anderson, who scored 23 points, finished off the run. Massey 5-10 0-0 10, Walker 0-3 2-2 2.
Edmonton 4. Vancouver 2
Last Night's Games 70-60 victory last night over St. Fran- hit a 15-foot jumper and two free Villanova's biggest lead was 15 Woodard 0-3 2-2 2, Dowdell 3-4 0-2 6,
cis, Pa. (hrows as the Red Flash (1-1) scored points ai 64-49 with 2:55 to play on Bekkedam 0-1 0-0 0 Totals 24-51 19-26
Tonight's Games Boston t33. New Jersey 100
Philadelphia 114. Portland 106 Wilson, who finished with 11 the first seven points of the second Rodney Taylor's basket before the 70.
Minnesota at Boston. 7 35 p m
Montreal at Philadelphia. 7 35 p m San Antonio 105. Miami 101 points, scored all seven of his second- half for a 38-34 lead. Red Flash closed to within eight ST. FRANCIS. PA. (60)
Quebec at Detroit. 7:35 p m Detroit 114. Indiana 111
Houston 101. Dallas 89
half points during a 13-0 Villanova Anderson later hit a three-pointer points in the final minute. Dixon 3-14 1-1 9, Bennetch 2-4 6-6 10,
New York Islanders at St Louis. 8 35 p m run that turned a 41-40 Villanova to give the Flash its final lead at 41-40, Keith Sayles added 11 points and Sayles 4-6 3-3 11, Anderson 10-29 2-2
Utah 107. Chicago 93
New York Rangers at Caigary. 935 p m 23. Hilvert 1 -8 2-2 5. Vitko 0-2 0-0 0. Weir
L A Lakers 110, Seattle 106 deficit into a 55-41 lead with just over but Wilson started a 21-3 Villanova Tom Bennetch had 10 for St. Francis,
Toronto at Los Angelas. 10:35 p m
New York 135, L A Clippers 120, OT seven minutes left. burst with iwo free throws and a but the Red Flash's second-leading 0-2 00 0. Mack 1-3 00 2 Totals 21-68
West, who played high school 17-foot jumper. scorer, John Hilvert, scored only five 14-14 60

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Pag* 16
The DaKy Pennsyrvanlan
Thursday, December 1, 1988

Dorfmeister
stands out
for Quakers
despite loss
By HANK STEINBERG
Quakers freshman basketball pro-
digy Jennifer Dorfmeister stepped to
the foul line. The Palestra clock in
(Heated 12:01 remained in the first
half. The score read: Penn 12. I.ehigh
9.
Dorfmeister calmly bounced the
ball three times and sunk the first free
throw. The second foul shot fell
through just as easily.
They were her first two points of
the game.
More importantly, they were the
first two points of what promises to
On the Sidelines
be a long and successful collegiate
career for the Quakers' top recruit
In what ended up being a disap-
pointing, 80-74, season-opening lotl
for Penn last night, Dorfmeister was
one of the few bright spots, leading
the Quakers with 20 points
Dorfmeister. who received All-
Amcrican honors playing high school
basketball in Altoona, Pa., was highly
recruited by Penn and was expected to
step in and be a scoring threat.
•| vna'l really nervous," Dorf-
meister said. "I knew that I was ex-
pected to score. That was my role in
high school and that's what it is
here."
In the first half. Dorfmeister was
electrifying, scoring 14 points, and
shooting six-of-nine from the field,
leading the Quakers to a nine-point
halftime lead.
In one three-minute span, she
dominated — hitting jump shots right
and left and driving to the basket —
scoring eight of 10 Penn points.
"She was hot, and we just kept go-
ing to her," senior point guard Cheryl
Rath said "You've got to go to your
Penn guard Cheryl Rath (right) drives past I thigh's Jeanne Mooney last night in the Quakers' 80-74 loss.
hot hand, and that's what we did."
When the second half began. Dorf-
meister. more likely because of her
freshman status than her need for
rest, was on the bench
When the Engineers pulled to
within 46-45 with 15:22 remaining in
the second half, Quakers head coach
Marianne Stanley called a time out
and reinserted Dorfmeister.
At halftime, Lehigh had discussed
her shooting ability and had discussed
the necessity to stop her.
"We had seen her play in high
Carter DeLofme/Daily Pennsytvaman
school, and we knew that she was a
pail shooter," I.ehigh head coach
Anne Skutchcs said. "We were
prepared for this."
"She is a great shooter, and we
Please see DORFMEISTER. page 14
W. Basketball
falls to Lehigh,
80-74, in debut
By TIFFANY SPARKS
A lot or a little can happen in 20
minutes — it all depends on how you
look at it.
After 20 minutes of play last night
at the Palestra, the Penn women's
basketball team led I.ehigh, 44-35.
Not only did the Quakers take a
nine-point lead with them into the
lockerroom, they held a shooting ad-
vantage (51.5 percent to the
Engineers' 38.5), out-rebounded
Lehigh and made double the amount
of free throws.
For 20 minutes, Penn had
outplayed its opponent.
"We played a very good 20
minutes." Penn head coach Marianne
Stanley remarked.
But Stanley also knows 20 minutes
is not a full game.
And early statistical advantages
meant nothing for Penn in the second
half. I.ehigh turned the entire game
around in 20 minutes, and the
Quakers found themselves on the
short end of the 80-74 score in their
season-opener.
"I'm disappointed," Stanley said.
"I thought we were ready to play. Ob-
viously, some players weren't ready."
"We didn't play with grit the whole
game," senior Cheryl Rath added.
"[Lehigh) was a beatable team. I
think this game showed people have
to play a lot harder — and play with a
lot of guts, confidence and intensity."
In short, do all the things Penn had
done in the first half.
Sophomore center Kirstcn Brcndel
and freshman guard Jennifer Dorf-
meister led the Quakers with 20 points
each, followed by junior forward
Leslie Miller (14 pts., eight rbs,),
Lehigh (1-2) made its only serious
run of the first half with less than
seven minutes left, running off six
unanswered points in under two
minutes. A jump shot by junior
Jeanne Mooney cut the Penn lead to
one, 26-25.
Then Penn went on an 18-10 run to
end the half.
While Penn played a strong first
half, the Engineers turned their game
around in the second half, proving
they had the grit and the intensity.
"We knew the game was on the
line." junior guard Sherie An-
drolewicz said. "And we wanted it."
Androlewic/ (24 points) took con-
trol of the game, scoring six of
6
I'm disappointed. I
thought we were ready to
play. Obviously, some
players weren't ready.'
Marianne Stanley
Penn women's basketball coach
Lehigh's first 10 points in the second
half, as the Engineers cut the
Quakers' lead to one. 46-45, five
minutes into the second half.
"Once we made up the nine-point
deficit, it became a different game,"
Lehigh head coach Anne Skutchcs
said. "Then we just began chipping
away at Penn."
While Lehigh was moving the ball
offensively, the Quakers' play greatly
helped the Engineers' cause.
"We did not play well defensively
in the second half," Stanley said.
"We had a lot of trouble defending in
the post.
"We, as a team, did not play
defense like we can and have to in
order to win."
Please see I.EHIGH. page 13

After ASU disaster, Weinhauer returns to Philadelphia

By HOWARD 7.AI.KOWI1/
As Bob Weinhauer sits on the
edge of a chair in his Veterans
Stadium office, the only visible signs
that a decade has passed since he
coached the Penn Quakers to the
1979 Final Four are a few more
circles under his eyes and a few less
hairs on his head.
In his first five months as the
Philadelphia 76ers' Director of
Player Personnel, Weinhauer has
been constantly working — scouting
college players and NBA opponents
and helping out 76ers head coach
Jim Lynam and assistant Fred
Carter during practice. Yet
Weinhauer doesn't even sound tired.
"The thing I hate the most is idle
time," Weinhauer said two weeks
ago. "I mean if Jimmy or [General
Manager | John [Nash] would ask
me to work 18 hours I would gladls
work the 18 hours and then ask to
Early in the 1980 season. Bob Weinhauer instructs the Quakers.
work two hours more."
"I have never seen someone who's
so hungry and so anxious to work."
Nash said. "Bob's a perfectionist."
After four years in which the
basketball world scorned him.
Weinhauer is jusi glad to be working
They tokwed eaoh other as Pern
head beaketDaa coaches dump, tie
1970a when the Quakers were a
perennial naaonal poner Now Da*
Harter. Chuck Daly and Bob
Wemhauer art. imvwig <i »» NBA
Iha a tie an) ot dree parts
at all.
• "It doesn't seem like anything,
Weinhauer will always be known
as the coach who guided the
Quakers to the 1979 NCAA Tourna-
ment Final lour, in which Michigan
State and Magic Johnson clobbered
Penn, 111-67. But immediately after
the Tournament. the Ivy League
dropped one full-time assistant
coach from each team Weinhauer
sensed it was the beginning of a
change in Ivy philosophy towards
athletics, prompting his exodus to
Arizona State two years later.
"I had been at Penn for nine years
(five as an assistant coach under
Chuck Daly) and been at one high
school for 11 years, so I was not a
jump-around guy," Weinhauer
said. "I loved Penn; I enjoyed it
tremendously. But to be honest with
you. my last two years there I felt a
lack of appreciation by the athletic
department.
but we had a special parking spot
(hat Harry Gamble had as a football
coach and I had as a basketball
coach. I came into work one day.
and they had changed the lock on
the chain without ever telling me. I
went in to find out why and they
said coaches can't park there any
more. It was only a litile thing, but I
was paying for that parking spot out
of my salary. Because of the liom I I
put in, I was in my office until nine
at night, and I didn't want to park
my car at the back of the Palestra, it
was given back after some heated
moments
At the same time, the Ivy League
had increased tuition costs while
toughening its academic standards
Weinhauer found himself recruiting
against not only other schools but
also Penn's admissions office.
"And there WH this kid. and I
can't remember his name, but his
lather was one of the most influen-
tial black men in the United Stales at
the time," Weinhauer said. "I
remember, it was Bulcluc OravH
He would have been an all-time
great Ivy basketball player at Penn.
and he wanted to go here. His father
called me up on the phone asking
'Will he get in?' and we kept putting
him on the waiting list. We wouldn't
Weinhauer and Princeton coach Pete Carril (left) study (he court.
admit him, and he graduated from
Yale in four years."
While at Penn, Weinhauer turned
down job offers from Georgia Tech
— a seven-year, no cut contraM
and the University of Pittsburgh. He
decided that he would look into the
Daily Pennsytvaman file photos
next offer that came along and leave
Penn, where he had accumulated a
99-45 record and won three Ivy titles
in his four years (1978-1981).
After the 1981 season. Weinhauer
inquired about the vacant Arizona
Stale job. He had never been to
Phoenix, but when ne arrived there,
the temperature was 80 degrees, the
campus beautiful, and the situation
ideal. And the basketball was
Pacific-10 Conference, not Ivy
League. Weinhauer thought he was
in paradise. It turned out to be his
personal hell.
e
Ned Wulk was an Arizona State
institution. As the Sun Devils'
basketball coach for 25 years. Wulk
had won over 400 games. But his
contract was terminated following
the 1981 season.
"He had two long-time assistants
(Jim Newman and Paul Howard)
who were fighting tooth and nail for
the job," said Arizona State
Athletic Director Charles Harris,
who held the same position at Penn
from 1978-1985. "They had
recruited [Los Angeles Lakers
guard) Byron Scott, [Denver Nug-
gets guard) Lafayette Lever for that
team and in the 1970s got [Seattle
Supersonics center) Alton Lister and
Kurt Nimphius to come here. Then.
Bob came in from the outside and
took the job. Needless to say. he had
to coach under a very tough
environment."
Weinhauer led an Arizona State
team that finished eighth in the
Pac-10 the year before to a 19-14
record, including a victory over
UCLA on the road. But Scott
declared himself hardship for the
NBA, and the Sun Devils plum-
meted to 25-31 over the next two
years.
After five straight winning
seasons, two consecutive losing
years damaged Weinhaucr's ego.
But Pac-10 and NCAA investiga-
tions and subsequent violations
followed, destroying Weinhaucr's
reputation.
The NCAA cited specific accusa-
Please see WEINHAUER, page 14

Lions' Abbruzzese considers transferring to Penn

B) BARRt 111 KKIIW and keeping my options open." "Playing-wise, I'm leaning towards Penn oi father was in Massachusetts General Hospital
Columbia sophomore tailback Greg Ab- Abbruz/ese said he supported McElreavy in Harvard. [At Penn. tailback Bryan) Keys would [recovering from a massive coronaiv in late

bruzzese said yesterday that he is considering
transferring to Penn in the wake of Lions' head
coach Larry McElrcavy's resignation Tuesday.
Abbruzzese said he is also seriously consider
mg Harvard, but did not rule out the possibility
of other Ivy schools, stipulating that he will
"only stay in the Ivy League."
"I don't think I'll want to stay around here
for a new coaching staff." said Abbruzzese.
who gained 723 yards on 137 carries this year.
"It's not an atmosphere I'll feel comfortable in.
If worse comes to worse. I'll stay here.
"I'll have to meet the new coach and hear
what he has to say. I can't sell out the new guy
yet. He might look at me on film and have some
big plans. I'm just looking around right now
Moaday'l piajm only meeting, when the Lions
voted in favor of McElrcavy's resignation.
The tailback added that his final decision
would be made only after he meets the I ions
new coach. Currently, Columbia athletic direc-
toi Al Paul is conducting a search for
SKI Ireavj s successor.
If Abbruzzese does transfer, NCAA rules
mandate that he sit out one year, so he would
not be eligible to play until 1990.
"I will only stay in the Ivy League," he said.
"I'm applying to Penn and Harvard. Maybe I'll
also apply to Brown and Dartmouth.
Princeton's up in the air — I'm not sure they'll
want me after we beat them. I won't go to Cor-
nell, I don't like the location.
be gone, so the opportunity to play would be
there. Plus, I had a good game against Penn
(125 yards on 18 carries), so they might be in-
terested. And I'm interested in Harvard because
it's close to my home [in Swampscolt, Mass.)."
"I loved [Franklin Field)," he added, "but
that's not the reason I'd choose Penn. I really
liked Philadelphia and have some friends
there."
Penn head coach Ed Zubrow was unavailable
for comment, but an NCAA rule prohibits him
from "tampering" with players enrolled in
another school.
Abbruzzese said he has been contacted about
transferring to Penn by friends of his famils
"Someone approached my parents while my
?*•
September)," he said. "Thai's how I started
thinking about Penn. 1 have not spoken to
[Penn head coach) Ed Zubrow about anything
yet."
Abbruzzese is not the first Columbia player to
voice his discontent. Last week, T7ie Columbia
Spectator reported that running back Solomon
Johnson, the Ivy League's Sophomore of the
Year, was considering transferring.
But for Johnson, the circumstances were very
different. Johnson, who carried 133 times for
707 yards and five touchdowns, said he could
not stand playing football for McElreavy.
"I could handle how he treats his players if he
Greg Abbruzzese
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Going home
Thanksgiving break brings back
unhappy high school memories
I learned the truth at 17, that
love was meant for beauty
queens,
and high school girls with
clear-skinned smiles
who many young and then re-
tire. . . .
— Iiiius Ian
"I haven't sweated that much
in years."
Thus spoketh my friend Neil
last Saturday night as he and 1
emerged from The Saloon, a
drinking establishment (read:
dive) in my hometown of
Wilkes-Barre, Pa.
Like thousands of other col-
lege students, I journeyed home
for the short Thanksgiving holi-
day last week. But for me.
Thanksgiving means more than
simply consuming as much
food as Willard Scott, dining
with dozens of hungry relatives
too lazy to cook for themselves
(but more than willing to critic-
ize your family's meal) and the
onset of Christmas-cartoon-
special season.
No, Thanksgiving break is
special because it's a time for
getting together with high
school friends. A time for
gathering in the local pub to lift
a few cold ones, reminisce ab-
out old times and revisit dor-
mant feelings. A yuppie beer
commercial gone wild.
Yech.
A Hearty Get
Well Soon to Our
Stricken Talkster
and a Happy
Birthday to Our
Newly Legal
Design Maven.
For me. high school was more
like an Ed-McMahon-You-May-
Have-Already -Won-Ten-Mill-
ion-Dollars commercial —
someone out there won those
fabulous prizes, but it sure
wasn't me. Like bellybuttons.
there are two types of high
school students: innies and mil
ies. I was an outie.
On Saturday night. The Sa-
loon was full of innies.
As soon as I walked through
the door. I began to hyperventi-
late. The little man in my head
ran to the back of my brain, dug
out the tape labeled "high
school," and plugged it in. For
the first time in five years, I was
seized by feelings of insecurity
and anxiety. I was afraid I
would say the wrong thing. I
began to perspire. Profusely.
On the other side of the room
sat Doug, high school king of
the innies. Blond hair, blue
eyes. rich, socially prestigious
family, great skier, smart, per-
sonable. I found myself stam-
mering as I tapped him on the
shoulder.
But times haven't been so
kind to Doug since high school.
He couldn't get through Cornell
and is still, five years after
graduating high school, at least
a semester shy of his degree. He
lives in his parents' posh New
York City apartment, working
for his father, wondering when
he'll get back to Ithaca to finish
up. Wondering what he's going
to do with the rest of his life.
My brain tried unsuccessfully
to talk sense to my overworked
sweat glands. I am a senior at a
prestigious Ivy League institu-
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Bah humbug!

Scrooge enters the modem age

By Jim McCarthy
Charles Dickens' A Christmas
Carol has been a holiday tradition
for generations While many a
family has read fhe classic aloud on
Christmas Eve. the advent of cinema
meant film versions like the 1951 A
Christmas Caml with Alistair Siiniiis UXJ
the 1970 musical Scnoge with Albert
Finny, And of course, there's been a
whole slew of TV incarnations of ques-
tionable appeal.
Just in time for Christmas (or is that
Thanksgiving), director Richard Don-
ner has dumped another version of the
Dickens' classic onto the pile with
Scwogml. While it does provide refresh
ing contemporary twists on the classic,
the latest Scrooge flick is uneven. Shift
ing gracelessly from black humor to
traditionally trite Christmas cheer,
Scrooged struggles ineffectively to rise
above its predecessors.
As a modern-day reincarnation of
Bbenem Scrooge, Hill Murray is ruth
less yuppie Prmk Cross, president of a
television network. Obsessed with inak
ing money. Cross fires actors right and
left in his attempt to produce a tasteless
version of the Dickens story starring
Buddy Hacked and Mary Lou Retton.
The moolah-hungry exec never exper
ienced the |oys of (Ihnstmas .is ,i young
ster and thus tries to distract viewers
from family-oriented festivities with his
prime tune show.
Screenwriters Clazer and O'Donoghue
have ingeniously updated other charac-
ters in the traditional story As ■ DM k,
overworked, underpaid secretary. Grace
Coliey |Alfre Woodard) is a modern-day
Bob I Iratchett; Tiny Tim is her mute son
Making a cameo appearance as the
spectre of Cross' former boss. Lew Hay-
ward (|ohn Forsythe) is the stereotypical
slime of a power-hungry businessman
Directed by Richard Donne*
At the Eric 3 On the Cempue
by MHeti Otmzm »ro*ie»d by
Richard Oonim and Aft Unwi Starring
MHarray.
Hangman's humor dominates the first
half of the film Murray's Scrooge isn't
Modem day Scrooge Murray casts an evil eye at his employees
just grouchy, he's demented Unfortu-
nately, quips about an old woman's
demise simply aren't funny. And Cross'
attempts to scare audiences with a hor-
rific, attention-grabbing commercial of
death and destruction descend into bad
taste and fall flat
The average Scrooge film becomes
more bleak with the appearance of the
Ghosts of Christmas Past. Present and
Future: the viewer fears each will be
worse than the last. Surprisingly, how-
ever. Scroogetl becomes brighter at this
point in the story.
I dinner provides an inspired and
wacky array of holiday horrors mi hiding
a midget tab driver, a winged Carol
Kane and an overdone amalgamation of
special effects as the trio of supernatural
symbols. The ghouls are dressed in such
lavish gear and have such outlandish
personalities that the film can't help but
lighten up As a belligerent Tinker Bell,
Kane makes the highlight film by hitting
Cross in the face with a toaster
A romantic subplot also proves a suc-
cessful addition. Unlike other Scrooge
films, the main character's youth in
Scrooged enables him to rekindle the
fires of past love. Played with utmost
sincerity by Karen Allen, Cross' long lost
paramour blends in well with the rest of
the story and provides an additional
happy ending for all those who wished
that Ebenezer could get back together
with his old flame.
But when Cross decides to turn his life
around after the ghosts retreat, the film
sinks too quickly into overly serious
sappiness With no evidence of build-
up, his metamorphosis surfaces sud-
denly and nnc onvinr.ingly right after he
is visited by the third and most threaten
ing appurition. Murray's concluding sol-
iloquy harps ad nauseum on every i In M
in the book about the importance of
family cohesion.
Murray skillfully blends comic: flair
with a more subdued, mature approach
than usual, adapting well to many of tin
film's more dramatic moments Sinn
larly, Bobcat Goldthwait [Police
Academy) tones down his notorious
nasal groan, keeping the film from going
overboard.
Diehard A Christmas Carol fans may
be skeptical of this irreverent adaptation
But while Scrooged may not be as
charming as more traditional cinematic
interpretations, it still provides some
hilarious twists on the Dickens
classic.

Singin' the sequel blues

Without Ron Howard behind the camera, saga
about aging and earthly family ties becomes trite
By Michele Rayrtor
The 1980s have been the
decade of the sequel
Practically every moue
that makes it big seems to
inspire producers to try again
But in spite of all these efforts
the audience is usually left
disappointed and reminiscing
about thi' original.
Cocoon: The Keturn is no
exception This time around,
it's the original director. Ron
Howard, who's sorely missed.
Daniel I'etrie has replaced a
tender portrait of the elderly
with overdone gimmicks and
corny emotion. What was a
pleasant reflection on old age
and eternity becomes a ger
tatric extravaganza in which
the concept of youth trapped
in an old body turns into an
absurdity
The original Cocoon fol-
lowed the story of six nursing
home residents who dltUNSJ
several cocoons containing
aliens Following the spai e
people back to their plan
the senior citizens succeed in
the age-old quest for
immortality
This time the original cast
members are homeward
bound to visit family and
friends on Earth Returning on
the Antarean spaceship, the
old people are accompanied
by their alien friends, who are.
in turn, on a mission to save
four cocoons dislodged from
Basil hiding place on tin
ocean floor by an earthquake.
Back on earth, the couples
maintain some of their super-
natural powers, but are no
longer exempt from the aging
process. Confronted once
again with the spectre of mor-
tality, each is faced with a
dilemma. Is it better to live
forever in the company of your
beloved spouse, or spend a
lurrtTed time on Earth with a
greater circle of loved ones?
Cocoon. The Return basi-
cally tries to pummel the audi-
ence into crying rather than
persuading viewers with the
presentation of sincere senti-
ment The basis of the plot —
life and death is indispu-
tably emotional in its univer-
sal appeal But Petne tries too
hard, and thus lessens the
film's impact.
The elderly Mary Luckett
(Maureen Stapleton) struggles
too obviously to conjure up
tears when she contemplates
leaving her grandson: |oe Fin-
ley (Hume Cronyn) goes over-
board with the histrionics
when his wife lies in a hospi-
tal bed.
The old people may have
only four days to spend on
earth, but Stephen McPher-
son's screenplay still manages
to pack in the melodrama: the
elderly couples must contend
COCOOHi TW WslTUUM
Directed by Daniel Petrte
At the EricS
On the Cempue
-•rtUrfiby
rYoducad by
with a pregnancy, cancer and
a hit-and-run accident. Daniel
Petrie has his cast running
around like a bunch of lusty
20 year olds, engaging in a
stream of ridiculous
shenanigans.
In one scene, the old men
take on a group of teenagers in
a game of basketball, showing
off more fancy footwork than
the Harlem Globetrotters. And
to add insult to injury, they
come from behind to win the
game.
The cast is unquestionalih
the film's saving grace, creat
ing convincing and poignant
portraits of age and its accom-
panying fear of imminent
death Recreating his Oscar-
winning performance as the
lively Art Selwyn. Don Ame-
che is especially sincere.
Among the ladies. Gwen Ver-
don shines as the ultimate
grandma figure Bess McCar-
thy, and is the least guilty of
overacting
Cocoon.The Return has to
its credit a few funny one-
liners and some eye-catching
special effects, but these are
swamped by poor direction
and mushiness. Despite the
winning cast. Cocoon: The Re-
turn is certainly not a winner
in its own right. ■"

4 / 34th Street December 1. 1968


Leslie Nielsen's cheek-pinching is probably somewhat less than fatherly
Firing away
Nothing's sacred in this one from the 'Airplane* team
By Larry Smith
, oger — Roger
Clearance — Clarence
Vector — Victor
Ready for takeoff Hey.
get off that plane, boys!
No, this is not another Airp-
lane! sequel. But Naked Gun:
From the files of Police Squad!
— a take-off on cops-and-robber
flicks — follows the same tradi-
tion of irreverent, tasteless
spoof.
And why shouldn't it? Naked
Gun is the latest from none
other than the "ZAZ" comedy
team of Zucker, Abrahams, and
/.in ki-r Inn David and ferry
have turned out a bevy of films
that have in common not only
an exclamation point at the end
of their titles, but raw energy
and raunchy humor.
In addition to Airplane!, the
trio created Top Secret! and the
1982 television series "Police
Squad." As the title suggests,
this film is the big screen ver-
sion of the television series.
Huh? OK. fine, here's a little
background.
Some years ago, the "ZAZ"
team tried to make a movie
called "Police Squad" which
never came to be. Instead, they
made a television series based
on this movie that never was.
Since the TV show failed miser-
ably, these wild and crazy guys
came to the illogical conclusion
that they could salvage the idea
and make a movie from the
failed TV show. Get it?
So out of this mess of flops
comes a film that should flop
But it doean't.
It's funny. It's frenzied. It's
fresh. The Naked Gun takes a
shot at everyone: the good guys,
the bad guys and everyone in
between. Although it gets
downright crude and dirty,
there still isn't much in there
that is all that offensive. Unless,
of course, you're a cop.
A ridiculous plot centering
around one man's plot to kill
the Queen of England and
another man's attempt to thwart
him, with a random touch of
romance thrown in for the hell
of it, provides the bare bones of
The Naked Gun. But the story's
not the story in this slapstick
satire. What's important, and
what works for the most part, is
TMNMIDOUN
Directed by
Devid Zucker
Ail
the non-stop gag-bag.
When a couple walks out of
Platoon laughing hysterically,
or when two policemen finally
conclude a hair-raising car
chase at Dunkin' Donuts. the
Airplane-esque humor soars.
Equally successful are shorl
spoofs that offer a comically
fresh perspective on well-worn
subjects like the AIDS hysteria,
kadafy. drugs and Vanessa
Williams.
Recreating his role as a bum-
bling cop from the defunct TV
series, Leslie Nielsen is the cute
and klutzy 1.1 Frank Drebin.
The perfect deadpan funnyman,
Nielsen may not have the cool
of Sam Spade, or the charisma
of Fletch, but his poise some-
how makes his nutty antit.s
more comical.
The middle-aged Nielsen,
with his white hair and touch of
belly is about the last person
you would want to save the day.
or be the object of desire for the
dumb and lovely Priscilla
Presley.
Ah. Priscilla. sweet sweet
Priscilla. what took you so long
to make it in pictures? Having
just produced the mini sunns
Elvis and Me based on her book,
the former Dallas dame makes
her motion picture debut as
lane Spencer, the apple of U.
Drebin's eye.
Presley does not disappoint
— she is completely, totally
awful. But then she's supposed
to be bad because this is a satire.
i >t course, whether the audi-
ence is laughing with her or at
her is never quite clear, but at
least the casting is appropriate.
With Ricardo Montalban as a
villain with a taste for rare
tropical fish and a distaste for
the Queen of England, the
"ZAZ" team continues to capi-
talize on the idea of stereotyp-
ing the actor's own stereotype
for the sake of deadly satire.
Cameos, cameos, cameos. Ya
just can't make a spoof without
cameos these days, can ya? And
the "ZAZ" team has certainly
done their best to stock this
cupboard with bit parts by well-
known people.
The late |ohn Houseman. Re-
ggie "I got paid $50,000 for
three days of filming" Jackson
and Charlotte "I'm the film-
makers' mom" Zucker all have
irrelevant appearances.
This no-holds-barred poke at
cops and robbers screams for a
lot of popcorn and a lot of
laughs. Kind of like the Airp-
lane! version of "Hill Street
Blues." The Naked Gun is a
welcome and timely spoof of a
seemingly dying genre. With
their latest film, the "ZAZ"
guys ask you to waive your
right to remain silent — which
really isn't very hard. ■
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COCOON: THE RETURN
The senior citizens and the pod people
are back SEE REVIEW PAGE 4
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— 1. 7 15. 9 36 Sam's Place, 1828 Chestnut
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CROSSING DELANCEY
Would someone please hold Amy Irv-
ing's hand so she rjoean't have to croas
the street by herself? Eligible bachelors
prefer red
(PJUV. 214 Walnut St. 92S-7SO0 Shoe lanes
Oaay 1 30. 3 30. 5 30. ? 40. 9 50 I
A CRY IN THE DARK
Meryl Street" and Sam Meet portray
raaMne Australian Seventh Day /Oren-
tisli hounded by press and public after
thaw infant daughter • kitted by a wild
dog
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ERNEST SAVES OsRtSTMA.
Goaf), what would we do without
Emear?
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EVERYSOOY S ALL AMERICAN
Pater Pan live* again. E>-coaaga loot
baa hero Danra* Quoad struggle* lo
come to term* wKti maturity, heaped out
by horny J**HC9 Lang*
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around.
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34th Street
HIGH SPIPITS
Daryi Hannah sheds the mermaid
scale* and hooks up with Sieve Gutien-
berg in this supernatural comedy
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IRON EAGLE II
Watch that baby fry Or not
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A LAND BEFORE TIME
Better than Dino from the Fhnlslones.
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MADAME SOUZATSKA
In one ot her other livee. maybe Sfxrtey
MacLame was a Rueauan piano teacher
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MYSTIC PIZZA
Teen love with extra cheese
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THE NAKED GUN
The lataet slapstick mam* from the
creators of Aaptane.' spoofs cop* and
robber* Mms SEE REVIEW PAGE 5
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Toonal
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Dickens' A Chnmmma Ctrol gets re-
made one* again, thai tan* with Eua
Murray a* a modern-clay Scrooge SEE
REVIEW PAGE 4
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Mrcheete Pterlter find* herself caught m
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Philadelphia's poets prosper in a maturing environment
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published in the Philadelphia
area, but poetry in print takes a
back seat to the well-organized
and well-attended poetry read-
ings around town.
Bob Small. President of Poeti
and Prophets on Chestnut
Street, believes that, because so
manv of Philadelphia's poets
are " '60s. happening and
event oriented." the readings
are more successful than the
journals.
On almost every day of the
week, area bards display their
unique poetic styles. The result
is a melange of interesting new
artistic ideas. All cultures are
represented and the intimate bstration By Tina Oslo/Daily Pennsylvanian
atmosphere of many of the read- response lished under this name, and
ings give poets and listeners Philadelphia's local poets Vanity Press might prove to be a
alike ample opportunity for in- boast that, outside of New York huge success, not only for itself,
teractive feedback. and San Francisco, the city of but for Philadelphia poets as
The primary impetus for brotherly love has the most ac- well.
much of the poetic movement is tive and accessible poetry The local poetry scene offers
the local political climate. As movement in the country. Un- sufficient opportunity for poets,
one poet submitted. "Philadel- fortunately, many Philadelphia both aspiring and established,
phia is an incredibly warped poets have trouble getting pub- to display their wares in Phi-
city." and the only way to react lished outside of local journals ladelphia. Poetry readings
to this thinking is through art. and city papers. But Vanity could be an unconventional
A few of the local poetry Press, based in Philadelphia, source of culture in what some
series have featured the works provides a temporary solution. residents describe as a cultur-
of artists inspired specifically Many local poets have pub ally deficient city. ■
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anyone at all and often lead into
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Miguel Colon, in his introduc-
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iano Martin, says. "When we
read the poetry of [Martin), we
are contemplating a sincere
and precious mind with a fiery
,WE GO ^ desire in his heart." All poets
posses* these qualities. But
the way this sincerity and de-
sire manifests itself on the
printed page is not always a
true reflection of the "pre-
cious mind" that wrote the
poem.
Martin writes largely about
love and despair, not novel
topics by any standard. Al-
though novelty is certainly not
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poetry, the poet places himself
in a dangerous position when
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thing: love is found, love is
lost and. occasionally, love is
found again.
Too frequently, the poet
risks sounding like a love-
song lyricist rather than a true
poet. There are. however, cer-
tainly some innovative and
beautiful poetics, and Emil-
iano Martin undeniably has
the potential to be considered
a great poet.
The best selections In The
Legacy of a Poet deal with the
theme of being a Spaniard
isolated from his native cul-
ture and language. Martin oc-
casionally throws in political
references and frequently as-
serts a sense of nostalgia for
Spain.
The subjectivity of a poem
often makes it so special that
the ability to relate to a parti-
cular tum of phrase could
hook a poetry fan in an in-
stant. Despite misgivings ab-
out Martin's ability, many
messages within the poems
will ring true for readers.
— Kristin Bewail

6/ 34th Street December 1, 1988

FARM FRESH
Step off the trolley at 50th and
Baltimore streets in West Phi-
ladelphia and you see some-
thing unexpected: a clean,
virtually crime-free, peaceful
and diverse neighborhood
run by efficient, involved residents.
Named, a little idealistically. Cedar Park,
the area sports on one side the People's
Baptist Church, a haven for working
mothers in need of child care services,
and on the other the West Philadelphia
Community Federal Credit Union, cur-
rently the largest community-run credit
union in the city.
And in the middle is the West Philadel-
phia Firehouse. now a farmer's market
and one of the most important reasons for
the upswing in this community's spirit.
When the city closed the 85-year-old
firehouse down in 1984, the Cedar Park
Neighbors Association banded together to
retain the building as a landmark. The
group discussed various plans such as a
recreation center and youth or elderly
services center, but all plans failed due to
a lack of government funding and no
interested area volunteers.
This all changed when the Association
heard of the Pennsylvania Department of
Agriculture's $150,000 grant competition
for local farmer's markets. Suddenly they
decided on a use for their building
City Councilperson Lucien Blackwell
helped the group purchase the firehouse
from the city for $1. Urban Partners
Consulting F'irm. an organization that
helps coordinate just these types of com-
munity projects, aided in raising money.
After four years of planning and 90 days of
construction, the West Philly Firehouse
Farmer's Market and Community Services
Station premiered on Sept. 10. and is now
open 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. Thursday through
Saturday.
As manager and half owner William Coleman
explains, the market experience starts from the out-
side, with glass windows revealing displays from Le
Bus Pastries and Finnegan's F'ish. Exhaust pipes will
soon be installed so that passersby can breathe in
scents of cinnamon rolls and French croissants as they
walk past.
Inside a spectrum of vivid colors, rivaling that of a
ti-4 c i"ini box of Crayolas, floods the eyes. The Flower
Basket's display of flowers and plants beckons cus-
tomers into the market with its brightness and
perfume.
After passing Le Bus the next stop is the Penn
Farmers Market
Center Market, which has its parent shop at 19th
Street in Center City. Here barbeque sauce, baked
fresh daily, compliments the chicken specials, which
include an entire barbequed cornish hen for $5. Deli
salads and chips line the display, but the main
product at this stand remains poultry; the si. nd's
owner says he goes through 5,000 pounds per week.
Across a narrow lane stands Edwards-Freeman, the
largest peanut producers in the Delaware Valley.
Around the corner. Leonard's Steak Shop commands
the back of the market. Owner Leonard Brown's
butchers, who come from Kittenhouse Square, offer
lamb, veal, goats and a $3.79 sirloin
The smallest, yet most aromatic stand is the
F'irehouse Coffee Company, complete with 18 variet-
ies of coffee arranged in burlap sacks. Between Le Bus
and the Coffee Company, the an enticing aroma
reminiscent of Baskin Robbin's (amoca Almond
F'udge swirls around shoppers' nostrils.
Firehouse Produce rounds out the market with a
variety of vegetables and fruits at, as one customer
declares, "the best goddamn prices around."
by Vicki Botnick
' iliriii.in says he handpicked each ven-
dor and shares a relationship of trust and
respect with each employee. Vendors en-
joy individual price control and have full
responsibility for their displays and pro-
duct lines. The vendors agree that Cole-
man is much more than a manager: he's
part of the community spirit which in-
fuses the firehouse project. Even custom-
ers greet him with a friendly "Hi, Bill,
how're you doing today?"
The firehouse is not just a budding
Reading Terminal Market. It also houses a
new police mini-station, an important
piece of Cedar Park Neighbors' Firehouse
redevelopment. Officers here get much-
deserved respect for maintaining one of
the lowest crime rates in this traditionally
troubled section of Philadelphia.
"It was another one of our lucky
breaks," explains |ohn Kramer, a central
figure in the project's planning and rep-
resentative from Urban Partner's Consult-
ing Firm. "Cedar Park lies between two
police districts, so we got a commitment
from both sides."
The 12th and 18th districts each
pledged two officers to man the mini-
station. These officers have brought back
the idea of the "foot patrol" with walking
beats which allow for extended personal
contact with area citizens. Their tiny
office allows jusl t-nuugh space for two
desks and a new icebox, compliments of
the grateful neighbors.
"They're giving us a Thanksgiving din-
ner, too," Officer McTamany beams.
Staff reports lying on the desk confirm
the station's accomplishments: large zeros
mark the top of each sheet of paper, a
testimony that no incidence of crime has
occurred.
"We went through all the back records
when we moved in here," McTamany
West says. "Wherever we saw repeated complaints, we
went and straightened them out right away." A house
cm ihe corner with a history of disturbing-the-peace
incidents, for example, has been quiet since the
Philadelphia mini-station came to town.
New projects are sprouting up for the old firehouse.
The upper floors will soon be converted into office
gets a spaces and community service rooms. These busines-
ses will break the tradition of keeping entrapreneun.il
enterprises on street level.
The firehouse project has broken ground in other
ways as well. Cedar Park Neighbors awarded 75
percent of the construction of the farmer's market to
minority and local companies. The market has also
and brought lb new jobs to the otherwise depressed
community.
"This is a very diverse neighborhood." Kromer
community says. "There are blacks and whites, blue and white-
collar workers, students and faculty. This project was
done right, with everyone's needs considered and
spirit each group consulted. The result is a profitable
business with which an entire community feels
involved and satisfied."
As customer Suzanne Williamson says as she
to boot compares two cucumbers. "This is the best thing to
happen to this place in a long time."
And with Officer McTamany standing on tin-
corner, greeting each pedestrian by name. CUStOBMtl
aren't even afraid to walk home. ■
Vi'cAi Botnick is a College junior and a staff writer for
Mill Street magazine.
34th Street December 1, 1988 / 7
 II tlM niiirki-liiiK striilngints behind thn( arrefour
Iton m Northi-ast Philadelphia have thatl way.
the ihoppera' i redo "Shop til yon drop" will
never mi MI ill.- same ihinK again. With its
•lisirs n|i(in .lisins oi everything bom antl-
In-eze In bubble gumflavored MMI lad lU 91
i he* tout lanes, this "hypermarket oakai Ilia 11 al
■la Pathmaik marathon look Ilka ■ stroll in the park
Carrefour i rented |hg hypermarket |a in
I'rance, .mil only recently expanded .ilim.nl; tli<-
Philadalphla aloii la the 0119 ova In tha United Statai
to date rim hyiierinitrkel is supi-r conve mr
oriented; .. shopiNT i an park Ins | ar one | .mil do all
hiii errands under one raof
CailofuiU, however, is in reality much more tran-
quil and dignified than the image Hi.- term hyper-
market" may bring lo mind There are in. frenzied
ichanta |>eddling wares and livestock, no carnival
like atmosphere appealing to people's most primal
bargain-shopping urges. No, Carrefour is simply a
large, allied unique, modern store.
Kven the shopping carts are oversized. Upon eniei
ing the store, customers encounter what appears to lie
starting gates, staggered as if they are the starting line
to a shopping cart sprint. Hut while the store is huge
and. at first, somewhat imposing, it is actually very
logically organized groceries toward Ihe east end.
clothing in the center and everything else goes west.
Within the north side of the building alone are the
electronics and video rental departments, a restaur-
ant, cleaners, photo developer, shoe repair shop,
jewelers, coffee shop, travel agency, optician, l-'ednral
Kxpress. UPS. shoe store, sportswear tioutique, gift
wrapping department, vendors selling customized
T-shirts and key duplicates and. of course, (breathe
deeply now) the almighty MAC machines.
"Your Kverything Store" prides itself not only on
the service of so many departments under one ! Store."
(and of Ihe employees on roller skatos who zoom Iwick
.mil luilli among them), hut on low everyday prices.
Sure, sure Thriftway says it knows what we want, but
customers unanimously confirm that Carrefour is
kinder to the pocketbook.
That's why |udy and Kon drive a half-hour from
l.evittown to do both their grocery and Christmas
shopping at Carrefour. "The prices are lower than at
the mall." Judy says, adding that the checkout lines
move BON quickly than at other supermarkets.
Carol, who lives just around the 0OfMf from the
store, can't even estimate the number of times she has
shopped at Carrefour. She says she 1 nines in 1 .11 return
for the low prices and the friendly, clean .nul
cooperative atmosphere. She lauds the largeness of
Ihe produce department, and Ihe freshness at the
bakery and butchery departments.
"I just love it," she explains. "I come and buy
everything I need. The prices are often .is nun li as ,1
dollar less than in the supermarket, and with a
coupon, I can save as much as $1.50."
This interview was ended ralher abruptly by a
near-collision with a young, roller-skating employee
carrying a 14-pound turkey. The employee, Denise,
says thai Ihe skating is strictly voluntary on her part.
"It makes it faster to get a price check the store is
■ lac* - *
Carrufour <(♦
awfully big." she submits Besides, no one really
has to skale thai much in one day they switch us
off
"When I'm skating, I don't even wear my sweat-
shirt over my shirt because it makes me loo hot," she
says. "I love it because I lose weight."
She admits to only one skating accident to dale,
when she tupped on a clear plastic hanger thrown on
Ihe floor by a curious little hoy wanting to aaa
someone fall.
Ileyond the workout from tarrying everything tmni
eggs to fishing poles. Denise likes the fact that
Carrefour hires non-union workers although tin-
union protesters out in front of the store would not
agree liecause she can gu right to her manager with
either a problem or an idea without .1 u iiei BM
diary. An. the perks of working in "Your Kverything
A better description, however, might lie "Your
I idle Hit of Kverything Store The hooks depart-
ment, for example, sandwiched between stationery,
housewares and toys, contains not much more ih.in
/Vie Now York Times top-10 best sellers and a wall of
paperbacks.
The men's 1 lnthing section, loo. appears lo be
slaudard Mradlee's fare. Unfortunately iriinu is in
this year at Carrefour — Ihe area includes an satin
rack of ugly men's sweaters.
On thai other hand, there is an entire aisle 1 1 imposed
just of fiberglass insulation, and another containing
only 1 .it loud 1.0 figure!
Al each cash register stands a sign reading, "Cus-
tomer bagging keeps your prices lower." Kach regis-
lei Line lias two belts, so lli.it the 1 .ishiei 1 .111 ung up
nne 1 ustomer while another shopper bags his gnu ■
ries. effectively doubling Ihe number ol I Ins koul
lanes.
After only a few minutes at the register, tin- Ulli
street entourage proceeded lo load the groceries into
the car .mil noticed an extremely flat lire Had the
trunk not held a spare, there were plenty "I m-» tires
occupying an entire aisle of Carrefour. Talk about
convenience Carrefour is even a great place to have
a flat tire. ■
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Believe it 01 not one ol the ten kids in' laaaturad that DO mattai how

Things change exception! cornea Irom lha mouthi ol

none olhei than the I .it Hoy s ( hoi k out
'Youraell Beloruji to You" and groove
to the Obese Trio's rap about child
messed < 11 > then families m.iy seem when
Compared to the norm." it's all right
There's room 111 today's family loi every
one. step siblings and adopted babies
Free to be.. . You and Me sequel falters abuse Kids are ,i.K laad 10 hlfB lust to .1
relative it they're molested hut il that
from underdeveloped countries in
.hided "But il .1 huh' bird joins an
fails. "Gat ill hnmehov'Tell em Yo! elephant herd/1 ley. that's a family loo1
Stap orrT I iauaa whan it hffw In you Unfortunately, catering to the modern
there's .1 heavy dose ol sugai to ({loss
By Susannah Cassedy things ovei It's sad that loi many
house it's the worst thing vet " kid's musical tastes seams to demand a
Uiupiestion.ihly Free (0 He tries to be little hard mil action. Soul Asylum's
I was ■Political!) Comet child Mum liouhled kids listening to the album this hip to changing musical trends The "It's Not My Fault" may convini I otlni
mill Dud marched on Washington HI message may ring hollow wise open-minded parents to trash the
'63 with Martin I ullici KlB| Ud Thomas noes pretty l.u loi the s.iki ol album and rcplai ■ it with The .Sown/ ot
imi' nl m\ earliest memories was nl llir MUSK For the noise-i razed vonngei sel
honesty but clings tenaciously to what •
Impeach Nixon" stickers on every left ol the . oncent ol l.niulv as safe however, this song's got a driving head
available surface in the house, from the haven In the sickly sweet "Something hanging beat, screaming guitar riffs and
ttshtauk to thr garage iliHir Froa to bo. . .a Famtty rooul infused with just the right touch
for Everyone Kermit the Frog and a AaM
Bo it wasn't surprising Ili.it I WM Iniiii h ol 1,111.loin Muppets team up with of laryngitis.
On LP. CO. 0—1 I'rod in I'd in . 1 ni|n 111 lion with the Ms
i<i.11 lu.iiu brought up on Rua to Mario to warble such prolunditios as
60. . .You ad Mi A hook and album "No. it's not the people or the place they Foundation for Women, the original
created bv actress Mario Thomas Fnv In live/It's more the kind of feeling and Free In He concentrated on delivering its
/'.- .iiini'il bo shatter sexual ami racial love they give Even religion KM kei feminist message to little girls This turn-
■tanotypai \111y Grant oilers a carefully not too Melody Makers' title track bat king up a around, the scope has broadened and the
religious hut still sort ol spiritual num kids i hums with a reggae Imat. sounds emphasis on women's issues lessened
I -HI some reason. Free to He DM In- lier called "Thank Someone like I'114(1 meets Sesame Street III it Nonetheless. Kohin Williams one man
come the Kocord Thai Wouldn't Go perlorinau. e ol "The Day Dad Made
Away In my life Even 111 high Khool, Toast" is one of the saddest pieces on
mil drama club decided to regress a little the album
and put on its own production Ami now Dad decides to "give Mom a break"
here 1 am. a mature sophisticated Ivy and make cinnamon toast for breakfast,
l-eaguo student and it's come IMI k to much to the delight of the children Hut
haunt me Mario Thomas and Tuend- while he hunts in vain for the loastei
have produced a sequel called Fret- to Mom calls in to hei office works the
be .1 Faim/i liu/./.s.iw 111 the basement and lugs hags
This tune .1101111.1 I li.nn.t-~ droll »ith of cement nnv out to the I1.1. ky.o.l In the
IIIMVII'I si nil I" hei effort 10 1 hallciigc end ol , nurse everyone ends up cheer
traditional stereotypes ol the \merican ing lor Mom and pitching in for the
tumilv In the IBBOS, its impossihle to vardwork Still, it's a false victory: for all
pntrod that the standard home is .1 the "liberation" of the mis working
happy place where Mom hangs out III women just don't have it that great
the kitchen .mil makes Wondci Hio.id The 01 lglli.il/ lee In /*• You and Ma
sandwiches while llad makes moolah was a happy-go-lucky medley that made
nine to t1v. me leel good about myself as a kid / re<
Helped out bj stars Ilka Mai Brook*, to be. . a /.i/ui/i however, is curiously
I il\ lomlin .mil Carl) Siniiiii Thomas disturbing It follnws the trad il inn of
confronts issues like child niolest.ition children s us olds in its effort to enlon e
adoption ami paat pnaatua through .1 cheerfulness with the subtlety of ,1 do
medley ol songs short skits .uul mono s. ending haminei Hut what's really
kajnaw Mary Popping it .1111 t depressing is the need to confront the
Still. Free to Be practically bends over heavy problems that modern i hildren
backwards to be upbeat I'.iinhil lubjectl must deal with I guess 1 had it pretty
an- presented bluntly and honestly, but A cheery Mario Thomas runa with a pack of '80a kids easy ■

quickly builds into a cusp

Heavenly heights THI SAINTS

Anita Baker's vocals soar; Saints excel at post-punk pop
ANITA BARK*
Giving You the SMI Thtt I Got
Cteatia
On LP, CO. CaauHe
Giving You the Best that I
Cot isn't just a claim. Anita
Baker moans it And giving the
best that she's got creates one of
the most consistent albums of
the year Rumor has it that
Baker and producer Michael I
Powell weeded through 200
songs to find the eight vibrant,
flowing could-be hits that grace
the album
Lyricists Gary Glenn, co-
writer of the 19*6 smash "Rap
ture." and Earth. Wind and Fire
word-man Skip Scarborough al-
low Baker once again to explore
the gentle side of romance
"Good Love" is almost painful
in its softness and sensuality
Ah. many days it goes
unspoken Hut this desire never
seems to go away/It's gonu.i
take much more than hope to
bring you close/1 think I'll
pray "
Side stepping bland "easy
listening" territory, the melo-
dies here artfully combine mod-
ern styles with old-fashioned
jazz sensibilities To call this
album soul wouldn't be de-
scriptive, yet to call it pop or
middle-of-the-road wouldn't be
fair
Still words and music are
nothing without the singer — at
least in this case. Baker's deep,
sultry vocals often rise above
everything like an expeiisiye
perfume Aad like perfume.
Baker's sound resists casual
analysis Slu simply knows
something that most of us
don't. And unlike many pop
artists, she knows her limila
lions and never attempts to go
beyond her extensive range
The single "loving ." which
has already hit all the charts,
recalls Baker's 1986 break
through hit "Sweet l.ove " And
like Sweet Love." it's likely to
earn Baker a Grammy or two.
But the similarities do not de-
tract from the song's worth I
love you" said the second time
sounds just as sweet "Some-
body understands me
Somebody gave his heart to
me/1 stumbled my whole life
long'Always on my own. now
I'm home "
GtVUf You the Best That I
Cot is a masterful album that
proves that Anita Baker has the
kind of talent and lasting power
that will soften many listeners'
special moments well into the
'90s
— Grace Sbippeos
Prodigal Son
TVT
On LP. CO. Cassette
When the Saints come march-
ing 111. you just might want to
stand up and take notice U-d
by singer songw liter pr.uh.i ei
Chris Bailey, this venerable
Australian band has returned
with Prodigal Son. a fine suc-
cessor to 1987s acclaimed All
Fools limy.
But my. how times have
changed since the early punk
years. The angry young rabble-
rouser who first gripped the
world in 1976 with the power-
ful "I'm Stranded" has mel-
lowed considerably On Prodi
gal Son. Bailey opts for a re-
fined pop-rock sound.
Combining Mitch Easter KF.M
style guitars, a bit of brass and
some strings, the album makes
for a pleasurable listening
experience.
Typnally the l.F's best cut
"drain of Sand" starts with a
simple acoustic guitar part and
rhythmic exercise. Meanwhile.
Bailey gurgles along in. ely in a
voice that obscures many of the
song's lyrics. And even though
it's hard to say exactly what
"Grain of Sand" is about, at
least the chorus rings nuely
and will probably lodge in your
head for a few days.
Several other tracks show that
Bailey's rebellious spirit hasn't
entirely diminished. With the
bitter line "Throw down a line,
shine me a light/I'm your prodi-
gal son, and what I've seen ain't
right." "Shipwreck" proves
that Bailey, like fellow country-
men Midnight Oil. is still pretty
pissed about the world in
general.
So if your musical tastes run a
little bit lelt nl leniei but the
Sex Pistols are a bit too heavy
for you. then Print igjl Son may
be your cup of tea. Although
not exactly Matthew. Mark.
Luke or |ohn. these Saints have
quite a bit to offer. So don't
resist the temptation to pick this
up.
— Stephen Severn

10 / 34th Street December I, 1988

 STREET C13H
11 l^M.I'B
KEITH RtCHAROS
OK. so ha can'l ting loo greet and he
looks kke dung on Saturday Night I ive
Rut do** that mean that he'a not aim Mr
Hoc* and Roll? Judga lor youraart on
Ihuraday and Friday
(Tower Theater. Bflth and I udtow Sta .
352-0313)
THE ESCAPE CLUB
It'a lima to In* in the WSd. Wild Waal
and Shaka lor the Shall. But don't call
am Kiel a dance bend See the story on
Una page tor detail* Friday
(Iheeler ill living Ada. 334 South .1
022-1010)
OZZVOSBOUntaE
w/ANTHRAX
H'a metal timel Choose your potaon.
enher lhe Gothic crunge ol aid timer
Oebourne or the latter-day eound ol the
newer Anthrax I nday
(Spectrum. Broad and Pattiaon Sta .
336-3000)
WARREN ZEVON
Ihe datable Boy Haturna with aome
Sentimental Hygiene lor all those
Werewolves ol london Don't you Kiel
Guitarist Holllday Insists that the Escape Club Isn't |ust a one-hit wonder liale lhaee stupid puna? Saturday
(Chestnut Cabaret. 3Mh and Chestnut
LITTLE FEAT
They're bach again I They're the reloc
matton ol the attics'lave art-country
rock band ol the '70a Saturday and
Sunday
(Tower Theater, eoth and I udtow Sta ,
352-0313)
CHRI8TIME LAV1N
The inacghltiS. topical In*-style singer
performs an early ahow (7 p m ( right
here on campus Sunday
(SI Mary • Church, 3818 Locual Walk
386-1840)
BHNAS
The Brazilian uuz group begins a
aeries ol weekly PhNy shows which
wM las) throughout December IH
day and Saturday
(Fridays Windows on the Water.
Pier 3 on Delaware Ave , 361-4181
Saturdays Apropos, 211 S Broad
St.. 648-4424)
THE FEELeSS
wrTHE WISHNIAKS
Have no leer, Thenkagivmg breaker a1
The Feakea ahow was postponed mi Hue
Sunday Tickets lor Ihe rjngmaay ache-
dined ahow wis be honored
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7%*? Escape Club hits the top with "Wild, Wild West
By Jim Morgan
Dance to the boat/ that we
like the best/heading Aw
the nineties/living in the
wild wild west."
If you're a fan of lop 40 radio,
you've probably heard these
lyrics "Wild. Wild West'' by
the British group the KM ape
i lull recently hit Billboard ma-
|SBJM'| coveted number one
spot. Like many top 40 bands,
however, the Escape (Hub is
virtually unknown beyond its
hit single.
The group formed in IMSi
when old schoolmates Trevor
Steel and John Holliday got
logether in a London club. They
wanted to make music with a
sound and attitude that differed
from the overproduced remixes
that dominated the club scene
at the time. In a recent Isll
phone interview, Escape Club
guitarist Holliday says that the
group was formed as "a real
live band that gets out there and
plays."
Holliday and lead vocalist
Steel added friends Johnnie
Christo on bass and Milan Zeka-
vica on drums, and the band
was born. All they needed was a
name. After some deliberation,
the group chose its present sjfl
inker Holliday calls the name
"the best of a bad bunch" of
ideas, but feels that it corres-
ponds to the band's musical
•ntitude.
acts' styles of "accessible music
with a hard edge."
Reactions to their first album
White Fields were lukewarm at
best, with only one single
achieving moderate success.
Thus, the band stuck to live
performances in Ixindon clubs
and expanded its horizons by
Inuring with the Alarm and
China Crisis.
In January of '87. however,
the Escape Club quit the live
scene to concentrate on writing
for then DSXl .tlhiiin. They fin-
ished the project later that year,
.in.l after overcoming manager-
ial problems, found a label
Atlantic that would release
it.
When Wild Wild West OHM
out earlier this year, nobody,
including the band itself, im.i
gined that its title cut would
reach such heights. Holliday
says that the band has been
"absolutely flabbergasted" by
its success. At most, the band
had hoped for a couple of top 20
singles and possibly a top 10
album.
Ironically. "Wild, Wild
West" seems to misrepresent
the group's self-described im-
age. Its driving beat and rap-
Ufcs vocals place it squarely in
the dance-club style that the
band apparently wants to sub-
vert. If you listen closely, how
ever, the "hard edge" is there
in tin: lyifca. which describe
the "wild" goings on la Ike
modern western world
image that they hope to project we-Ny.
if they placed a greater accent
mi the brain and de-emphasized
the beat.
But unlike other bands with
similar sounds, the Escape ( Huh
does not concentrate on putting
together chart-topping pop hits.
"You have to write the songs
-\w\ HMJVKt
that you write, really, and hope
that people like them." Holli-
day says, adding thai the sue
cess of "Wild. Wild West" will
ncit i hange their outlook.
I In the other hand, the band
also hopes to carry on its suc- TAKE
cess and eventually establish
itself as more than a one-hit
wonder.
20%
"Everybody knows 'Wild,
Wild. West.' but not many
know the Escape Club," Holli-
OFF
day explains. The group hopes ALL SERVICE
to overcome this problem with with this coupon
its first American tour of the
east and west coasts. And de-
spite appearances. Holliday
adds that the Escape Club is f/MAGE HA/0 SAION
"hard-hitting live." 2032 CHESTNUT ST Ml I. PHIlA • LO7-6S00
The band has been playing 12/ji/se
smaller venues since the middle
of November and will perform
at Philadelphia's Theater of Liv-
ing Arts tomorrow night. They
have sold out each of their five WAXING!
California dates and hope to do
the same out east; the band WAXING!
plans to embark on a larger-
scale tour at the beginning of WAXING!
next year.
"We're not another English,
put-together band - two sin- 20% OFF FOR STUDENTS
gers and a producer," Holliday

"It suited what we felt, which
was. . to escape from typn.il
pop music," Holliday says.
The club has looked to Brit
lab rockers of the '70s for inspi-
ration, counting names like Da-
vid Bowie. T. Rex and Roxy
Music among their influences.
According to Holliday. the
band has tried to build on those
Other songs on the album
have similarly toriOUl Ik
that counterbalance their up-
beat rhvthnnt undertones. But
often, as in "Wild. Wild West."
the music tends to obscure lbs
meaning of the tracks. While
the group's intentions are good,
their songs would better fit the
VMAGEi
says. "We are a rock band."
So when you hear "Wild,
Wild West" and other Escape
Club releases, don't dismiss
them as dance band fodder too
quickly. With the right mixture
n( accessibility and substance, 2032 Chestnut Street
11ii Kscape Club may emerge as
another in a long line of great 567-6500
British pop-rock groups. ■
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Hi.- puienaae HI anothet o4 equal 01 grcatei ^ .•!>>• Temple's "Hair" explodes with energetic spirit
AT
By Allison Dew
Twentj yean iiii'i ii
i n.11 Bmadwaj itaglna,
ii.ui the iiili.ii lava
Indian Restaurant rack musical oi Ibe '60a Ins
110 South 40th Street. Phila. bacoua populai once aa
(215) 222-2245 i .'iiipii' s Kei III i lottei i realm
.in ananjetii IHMi.u ni.ui. <■ that
rlemtr tHn| this rmifon i#ltn you
oomblnai ■ powerful!) axpan
niiisii.il MMM .mil
lantad i aa) tilt raaoh Ii DO
thins ''"■' "l,n ' ompelllna
lldii Iii. uses im tin'
. Inlil pal linn nl the I.ilr I'H
Originally produced al
height nl lli. \ u'l ii Win. H ||
Uilh ,i pl.i.i Inr llin mid of Anii'i i
i .in uii.'i wiiiimi .mil <i look at ii
generation's Ir«-t- dunking .illi
linli's Inwards drills and se\
Tin' imrsnu.il relationships
within tlm tribe, a group "'
hippii's who luing nut and pro
irsi toajatbai In iiir streets ol
New York .1.1.1 .i DON iiilnn.ilr
.llllli'lisinn In III.' ihOW'l grand
Mali' Hi'si tiK'IUIS Hiim'i |Mi
chael Kpifanio) and Claude
(SoOtl Campanellaj baODBM I In-
play s 11'iilr.il figures
Hair's first number bursts
thruugli tlie darkness nl the III.'
ater with an explosiun of dra
main energy As the other
THE ULTIMATE LADIES NITE ini'inlxirs of the tribe
wildly below. Kim (kimberlee
• l.i.Iirs n'lfu'i' npi'ii hai trom 1 ()|>in 2 JOani Ki'lilussl appears, bathed in
light on a pl.illnrin above tin-
. Memoes 18 00 stage, and belts out a powerful
IGUHII 17.00 ==^^=r=r rendition of "Aquarius I'he
strength of the solo and the
anaraattc dancing below m
fmtnfdbtp ceed in establishing the upbeat
mood that pervades the first ait
('otter opts fur a small, innri
DANCEYOURASS-OEE-PARTY stage in three-quarters round
thus using the proximity ol Ihe
• I verybody receives open bai Irom lOpm 2 SOam audience to the actors to create
a lively rapport In the tusl
•Namecri IS 00 spoken scene, Merger saunters
aGaesti ss on onto the stage, directly addres-
ses the audience, and offers his
discarded jeans to a female
DOORS OPEN « member of the audience
• \. .iii.ii'i.- lot Private Parlies Mon Stun
THE AOC4NQ MACMNE
• I i ,II i'■ nil., s «. Sot in in. s i i . . I v . .1 ills, nil ll I A comedy about the machine age ol Ihe
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auvsaootia
Frank Loeeeer's clsesic American must
cai pant* a kvery picture ol New York's
underworld area 1950
(Walnul Slieel Theses, 9lh and Wamm
Sis . S'4-3650 Tickets t<2 - SIS )
Temple Urnverety revives tie 1960s ha
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Int
Happiness la hallucination for the flower children In Hair'
I lir Irilie. however, does oc-
casionally carry this zealous
uess loo far In their eagerness
to project, members of trie cast
dance
• 'Itin end up shouting. And
when Claude speaks directly to
the audience, he wears an .in
imviiig ethereal grin and his
manner is stiff
I aiupanella more than makes
II'Jl'M
LE» HSU HA at it.
Broadway's moel populai musical.
baaed on the novel by Victor Hugo,
makes *s Phaty debut (Foffest Thealis.
1114 Walnul St . 923-1515 Tickets Kb
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THE TAMMO OF THE SHREW
The Pnaadelphia Aiea Repeiloiy
Theatre's pioduckon ol Shakeepeaie i
comedy Ists the ancient lale ol Ihe
bane ot Ihe sexes
(Moore Coeege ol Art. Logan Squats.
922 1036 Pay what you can Sun par
tormances only)
THE VOICE OF THE PRAMaE
A traveling recto salesman hooks up
wAh a termer wall a knack lor sloryieS
ing to creels s isdn shoo
(Plays and Players Theafcn 1714 De-
lancey St. 502-8333 Tickets SI3 50
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up Inr his lack ol at ting finesse
with musical ability The
strength of Ins voice far exceeds
that ol the other male cast mem
I" i■■ Kpifanio in . .i.u IK fal-
ters; Woof's (Stephen kovacs-
ics| scratchy voice tends to gel
Insl in ihe large scale musical
numbers.
One of the play's few serious
weaknesses iii.us the rendition
nl Ihe potentially moving "Kasy
To Be Hard " Shiinneil In Bat
ger. his love interest Sheila (Mi
i hele Aininnnl Impln—e |llm |n
lie more i ompassiiinale Hut
Ammou's (altering voice nevei
elicits any real eiiiolion, and
one of the key scenes of the play
falls short.
The first scenes of the second
act depict Claude's acid trip
a hallucination that is initially
humorous, but soon turns sour
as military images and battle
scenes invade his fantasy. Cam
panella convincingly conveys
Claude's anguish in the face of
his impending draft into the
service.
Through this enactment ot
Claude's innei I iii moil, best ex-
pressed in "Where l)o I Go
Hair challenges the values that
the iiieiiilmrs of the tribe es-
pouse Claude's dilemma cen-
ters not only on Vietnam but on
the identity the tribe has lent
him.
The uplifting Imal scene,
with the cast beckoning mem-
bers of the audience In |,im in
Ibe dam ing counterbalances
the somber mood of the second
act. Cotter's production leave*
the audience humming "Let
The Sunshine In." Still, this
energetic jamboree does not
nullify the message of tho
play. ■

The 'Street' loses an organ
Thanksgiving from Hell
By Sarah Dunn
V Thanksgiving bml
WHH like a colossal
gOOll 111'WS ll.lll lll'W .
|okii I "I it- good news IN lluil I
didn't •!if I'lii- bad news is that
I almost wished 1 (lid
I wont under tint knifn Mini
dl] Nnvemlier 11, .it
o'clock in Ihe evening. This
■ llei spiiniliiiK approxl-
mainly MVIB boon In Student
llimllh being poked in tlit) Kill
iiv donna ol i urioua, ■■IIMHI
tadlaUt . mmbm ol Ihn modi
I . 11 plllleSSIOII
Kverv IB minutes unolliei
\l II MKMlld enloi '"V ' iirtained
cublcla, prod around mv
lower righl quadrant" 'Hid
wall li inr wiiii I
I'nkii I'okii pokt-poka
I Tinge M«mn. Town.
So, Hint's | iful? KIKIII
than, where mv Index flngn la
pressing send ill iiu lies into I In-
iin.li'i tli--.li of voui abdomen'
"Now. wlii-ii- i-x.ii lly is thf
pain? It I lot you mi tin- hack.
Ilka tins thump thump
thump where iliios it hurt? If
I twist your legs .iinniiil llkn this
(wi.sMvn.s7 does it still hurt
in vmir abdomen? if I drop thia
'II pound Hindu ill (III tlonary
mi vour stoiiiiii li Ihuil on.i
.(.ilc dl I to 1(1. how would von
i.ili- lliii pain/"
I'llis .( en,ii III wan repeated,
I'd sin to I lines lieloie liny
eviintll.l sill i-d mi' up like i
roaatad Thanksgiving fowl. I
Wl, nr game for anyone with a
urn a COll ami a name IIIK and
I HI .Miviiuod thai tlm nurses
wen I IHKIIIK physicians in off
tin- street or at least out of
Skohuk's solely to make me
cn
My ruomnuite Susaune, in
Vohred III a devious ploy lo
make me sign Ihe surgery con-
sent form, pointed oul what a
I'lniiin this would make.
Shu said il would be quite an
adventure, major surgery. and I
should make th osl ol it Shu
iivim had me convinced for a
while, so I was a bit excited a*
they wheeled HM down the hall
towards the OK (That's Opera!
nig KIMIIII for you greenhorns.)
My incitement abated, how-
I'ver, when Ihe anesthesiologist
said thai general anesthetic
would be too dangerous be-
cause of my recent bout with
I'lmil .hit is.
"You mean I'm going lo be
awake for this?" I asked
MK H'dlllmislv
"Awake, well. yes. But very
drowsy. You'll be almost
asleep, tlie I)>H tor replied.
I pointed out that I have trou-
ble sleeping when frost forms
on my window and I taint when
I clip my toenails loo short
There was no way that I could
just saw oil sonic f, •. while I
was IMIIIIK I hopped up Iiv M
unemployed tnpp.inv.iti I bsfi
lleloni mv operation I asked
my SIIIKI'OIIS lo put my appen-
ds in ,i bOttla so that I i niilil
take il to my Sp.inisli | l.iss Mv
Spanish grade is in worse shape
than mv abdomen WHS. and I
figured bunging m " "'"' nv"
IMidy part for show and tell
would In- ipntc .i . imp
I though! this was a rathei
UUMCUOUl final request, lint the
dot.tins I'xpla d that my ap
peudix had I date with the
pathologist, and besides, it
would Ixi pretty (TOM tad dll
gusting and infected. I would
have an impressive scar,
though. bUl tl wouldn't really
SaMM institutions stand
a little taller than the rest
sajaabasMs - Daai ■' tat
122* CfmUul Sir—I
75MJUMI
work lor show-anil tell l»
ol its slrali'Kli IIM ation
Il wasn't IOIIK alter I awukn
that I was infoi I tli.il my
erstwhile appendix IIIIII nut
lieen llic i aiise ol my distress. I
was mi uliatiiiK a virus which
masquerades .is appendicitis,
luring innocent people with
niiniiiil .ip| In.es into tl
■ ■■■it■ ■ lK loom, to lie sliced ii|Hin
.mil si arred loi life
The piolilem, however, was
thai Mislead ol IIIIVIIIK only MM
Kilt wrenchiiiK pain, I now had
two.
Ilelga the Nurse from Hull
was the night warden in my cell
block, and she looked .IIMIIII as
good as I felt. After kimla
• luowiiiK m« into the IHHI she
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lielow mv navel Alter lulling
around like .i Ix-.n bed mermaid
loi .IIHIIII an hour, I started lo
whimper
I moaned something along
the lilies ol help inc. help M
I'm dying " No I seemed lo
.o I Hied llllllllll '-till
nothing Ilelga arrived wild the
morphine only allei my |f|
woke ii|) every patnnl OH the
II.KII ocept Iiu two who wen
i innalose.
Mv inemiiriiis ol Ihe msl ol
the week are lost in Mil
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.ilile lo wall Ii .( In! .it lli.inia in
.llsiippi'.ileil into tllill ins
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oils place where nurses bid*
when yon need pain li ' I was dually spiling mi Satin
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Buried treasures
Three local video stores stock up on the classics
By Allison Dew and
Marion Rosenbaum
\eet eight-year-old
Rlnxlii I'fitimark, she's
\a well mannered,
funny faced, perfect little lady
with long golden braids, anil ,i
winning smile. She's also an
rtii: lent unfeeling killer; she's
tin- Hud Seed
At a loss for somnthing l<> do
on a Saturday night? Tired of
the same old Penn bar scene?
Well, if the description off the
box of The Had Seed, a 1956
Warner Bros, release, tickles
your fancy, there's plenty morn
classics just like it at your local
video stores.
But you'll find more than
little no-neck monsters. Don't
forget the sweeping cinema-
scopes of love and war of the
pre television era Think of llsa
and Kick in Casablanca, or if
you like your love flicks a little
sappier, there's Greta Garbo's
Camille, whose "passion for ro-
mance is equalled only by her
passion for life." Where once
you could only catch Invasion
of the Hodysnatchers at two
a.m. on local TV you can now
find it waiting to be snatched
up at any one of the video stores
specializing in old movies.
For the film buff whose tastes
exi ,eil llus limited range, there
are three unique video stores
available to anyone willing to
dole out $2.50 round-trip for a
short jaunt on the SEITA
system.
Play It Again Video, located
on 1602 Spruce St., as quaint is
any video store can ever be,
boasts a sizable collection of
movies that appeal to a more
nostalgic audience. From first
glance it's obvious that there is
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something distinctive about
this store. The portraits of ro
inantii heroes and heroines of a
bygone era, displayed in the
storefront window, overshadow
the regulation Moonstruck
pcistei
The homey welcoming decor
ami I he I'lids background
music of Play It Again Video
further accentuate its individu-
ality. Videos are crammed into
every available inch of this
small cozy shop. In fact, the
owner claims to offer some 2000
classics among his collection.
Unlike other video stores,
Play It Again's principal attrai
in in rests on its oldies collec-
tion. Movies that raise the oter-
nal question of just how far a
girl should go to catch her man.
like the 1962 romantic escapade
That Touch of Mink, abound at
Play It Again Video Students
can also look to this store for
filmed literary works. Two
hours of cinematic: Shakespeare
i an be a lot less painful than
wrasslin' with Hamlet and a lot
more lively than Cliffs notes.
Six blocks east at 1000
Spruce, tucked away below
street level, is Beaux Arts
Video. While lacking the physi-
cal charm of Play It Again
Video. Beaux Arts still manages
to provide the classics seeker
with a wide selection. Whereas
Play It Again Video has a well
represented collection of the
"standard' 1940s fare. Beaux
Arts prefers slightly quirkier
selections. The store sports
such eclectic flicks as The Hoy
With Green Hair, the me-
lancholy tale of Peter, the
young orphan whose hair turns
green as a symbolic protest to
World War II; not to mention
our dear friend Rhoda the Bad
Seed.
STREETEMJ
,iu\mif
At Theater of Tin' living Arts
Video OB 541 S Fourth St the
focus swings to liaril-to-find
foreign films and classics; new'
releases take a backseat. The
layout of the store further con-
tributes to the singularity of
TI.A. Customers browse among
shelves of movies arranged ac-
cording to principal actor, di-
rector or COUnliy of origin. If
you're drawn In Soviet movies.
TLA may be the MM place in
Philly where you can satisfy
this yen.
Perusing TI.A Video can bo a
veritable world geography '"•
son. Offerings abound from
such far flung ports of call as Suaan WlaarDary Penn«y1van.an
South Africa, New Zealand,
Eastern Rurupe. |apan, India, Classics line the shelves of Beaux Arts Video
Israel and Scandinavia, to name Although the '80s have films. Apparently, reliance on
a few. Also for the Francophiles nearly drowned from a wave of popular new releases has be-
in the audience TIA has one of nostalgia - and even though come the quick way to turn a
the most thorough collections current films and television of- buck in the video business.
of French films around. As an fer a rarely interrupted stream Customers often come to
added plus to the standard of dreck — the owners of both these stores in search of movies
classics offered by Beaux Arts Play It Again and Beaux Arts, they missed in theaters, and
and Play It Again Video. TIA say video distributors frown on overlook older gems. Their
stocks a number of silent films. continued release of classic loss. ■
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