The Phone Thief

BY: RAEMON, HANS AND JACK

 Introduction
➢You pour some maple syrup on your pancakes and turn on the
TV, the news reporter, Jimmy How, is saying that
a Male, Martian extraterrestrial wizard is stealing random
property from civilians. They say to be aware and call
the police if you see him. You think that your chances of being
a target of this thief are very slim.

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➢ So you carry on and go to take your dog, Rio
on a walk. Once you arrive to the park there's
nobody there, normally this park [Bobolink] is
crowded with people, especially on the
weekend in the summer. You carry on and
later return home. You think about calling
your mom but after checking all your pockets,
you don't have your phone! Puzzled, you think
about how you may have lost it. You could
have dropped it while you were walking Rio
or... it could have been the wizard thief!
Rio

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➢ Panicking, you run back to the park and start yelling for
your phone. After running several laps around the
park scanning for your phone you see a light skinned
man with ginger hair, he is laying down against a tree
with a black iPhone 5, he seems to be playing a game
on his phone. You start walking towards him so you can
ask if he has seen your phone, but you stop dead in
your feet, very startled.
Wizard Thief

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➢ The phone in his hand, it fits the exact description of
your own phone, you remember that on your phone,
there are small unique dents on the top right
and bottom left corner. You look at the phone in his
hand and sure enough, the dents are
there. Surprisingly, the thief has still has not noticed
that you are there. Enraged, you get ready to either

Wizard Thief

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 Option One and Two
• O 1 Come Up Behind Him and snatch your
phone back-Go To Slide 7

• O 2 Go right to him and take your phone

back-Go To Slide 22
 Option 1
• The thief notices you approaching
him and opens two portals to
alternate dimensions, he throws
your phone in one portal and he
enters the other portal
• O 3 go into the portal that has
your phone. Slide 8
• O 4 Follow the Thief through the Wizard Opening Portals
Portal. Slide 9
 Option 3
• There is no gravity in the portal and there are
hundreds of terrifying monsters roaring and
screeching in the portal, you see your phone flying
towards a monsters mouth
• O 5 Go and try to retrieve your
phone from the monster. Slide 10
• O 6 Go back through the portal
and go to Earth. Slide 11
 Option 4
• You find yourself in a thick forest in the past, you
hear a loud rustle in the trees next to you
• O 7 Investigate the trees. Slide 12

• O 8 Go back through the portal and go to Earth.

Slide 13
 Option 5
• The phone flies into the monsters mouth

• O 9 Go into the monsters mouth for your

phone. Slide 14

• O 10 GIVE UP. Slide 15

 Option 6
• You return to Earth, the thief's portal is still open

• O 11 Go into his portal. Slide 16

• O 12 Get a new phone and give up. Slide 17

 Option 7
• This rustle was a giant, male, fierce tiger

• O 13 Run from the tiger. Slide 18

• O 14 Tame the tiger and tell it to get

your phone. Slide 19
 Option 8
• Once you return back to Earth you can:

• O 15 Get a new phone. Slide 20

• O 16 GIVE UP. Slide 21

 Option 9
• Inside of the monsters mouth is dark, slimy, and warm.
The monster swallows you and you end up in it's
stomach, suddenly your phone turns on and starts
vibrating! You rush to grab the phone, and later on the
monster pukes you out because of the vibrations in it's
stomach. Safe at last!
• Go to Slide 35

U WON
 Option 10
• Never give up...

TRY AGAIN
 Option 11
• After entering his portal you seem to be downtown in the far
future. You see the thief speeding past you in a sportscar,
smiling, he throws your phone onto the floor in front of you
and speeds away. How is it possible that the thief had
somehow made two phones to put in different portals? Your
phone is cracked and dented, but you still got it back. You go
back in the portal to Earth, happily ever after.
 Option 12
• You buy a iPhone ∞100X+ and use instead. Now
you seem to feel happy that you got your phone
stolen…
• Go to Slide 35

U WON... Technically
 Option 13
• The tiger simply leaves you alone. After running
for a long time you get lost. A caveman herb
takes you in and teaches you the caveman life.

Herb

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 Option 14
• When the tiger returns he has your phone, he also
brought back a bone. After, you decide to live with the
tiger for the rest of your life in the past. You name him
after Tony the tiger, the tiger from frosted flakes.
• Go to Slide 35

Tony

Tony
U WON
 Option 15
• You buy a iPhone ∞100X+ and use instead. Now
you seem to feel happy that you got your phone
stolen…

U WON... Technically
 Option 16
• Never give up...

TRY AGAIN
 Option 2
• The Thief spawns a teleporting sports car, jumps
in and speeds away.
• O 17 Jump onto his car and hold on. Slide 23

• O 18 Yell for the police. Slide 24

Teleporting Car
 Option 17
• The car teleports into the future while you are holding
on.
• O 19 Let go of the car so you can use a tracker device to
find him. Slide 25
• O 20 Climb into the back seat
of the vehicle. Slide 26
 Option 18
• The police try to catch the thief but he gets away
• O 21 Use your tracker device to find him. Slide 27
• O 22 Call the army. Slide 28

Tracker device
 Option 19
• You find the thief parked in front of Krispy Kreme eating
doughnuts and playing Flappy Bird on your phone
• O 23 Yell at him and try to take your
phone back. Slide 29
• O 24 Sneak up on him and take your
phone back. Slide 30
 Option 20
• Thief sees you and ejects himself
• O 25 Drive the car to the place where he landed. Slide 31
• O 26 Use a payphone for the rest of your life. Slide 32
 Option 21
• The thief notices you and sticks out his tongue, then he
smashes your phone on the floor and drives away! Even
worse, when you bend over to pick it up, he drives back
to it in his car and runs it over... He turned your iphone
into a iPad!

TRY AGAIN
 Option 22
• Since phone thefts are not one of the armies priorities,
they do not come...
• O 27 Use a tracker device to follow the thief Slide 33
• O 28 GIVE UP Slide 34
 Option 23
• As soon as you start yelling at the thief his lip starts to
tremble and he begins to cry, he throws your phone at
you, and speeds away, still crying. While he was crying
his eyes were closed, he later slams head on into a tree...
Serves him right.
• Go to Slide 35

U WON
 Option 24
• The thief notices you and sticks out his tongue, then he
smashes your phone on the floor and drives away! Even
worse, when you bend over to pick it up, he drives back
to it in his car and runs it over... He turned your iphone
into a iPad!

TRY AGAIN
 Option 25
• Once you reach the area where he landed after
ejecting himself, he is not there, neither is your phone.
All that is there is a old, rotten banana. Although, you
still have a awesome futuristic sports car!

U WON... Technically
 Option 26
• That was not a good choice...

TRY AGAIN
 Option 27
• Once you find the wizard using the tracker, you find him
doing donuts in his car while eating donuts. You go up to
the car and pop it's tire, then the
car topples over and your phone
falls out of the thief's hand.
• Go to Slide 35

U WON
 Option 34
• Never give up...

TRY AGAIN
 Winning Players
• If you made it to this page you won this CYOA and got
your imaginary phone back! Feel free to go back and try
different decisions.
 Credits
• Raemon and Hans-Editing
• Raemon-Introduction
• Jack-Photo Editor
• Raemon and Jack-Taking pictures
• Hans-Playing various roles such as Rio (Dog)
• Jack-Wizard Thief
• Raemon-Phone theft victim
Thanks