If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.

You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.

Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.

If you had another brain, it would be lonely.

It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

I would not allow this student to breed.

Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Are your parents siblings?

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!

If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been
used.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

"I have nothing to declare but my genius."

"That will depend, my Lord, on whether

I embrace your principles, or your mistress."

"You have heard the words, my dear, but you will never master the tune."

Boo! Boo!" Shaw looked in the direction of the voice and said: "I quite agree with you my
friend,
but what can we two do against
a whole houseful of the opposite opinion?"

"Why so many children?" the man answered, "Well, Groucho, I love my wife." Marx
hesitated for a moment, panned to the audience in his inimitable manner, and then
delivered one of the most famous lines never to be actually broadcast on the show: "I love
my cigar,
but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."

At a club one night, Betty angrily accused Chico of kissing another woman on the dance
floor. His defense may not have convinced his wife, but it has pleased language lovers
ever since: "I wasn't kissing her,
I was whispering in her mouth."

"Caroline's very bright, Jack." Then, after a pause, he added, "Smarter than you were at
that age." The president adopted a similar thoughtful demeanor and, without looking
over at his dad, said, "Yes, she is." Then, after a pause of his own, he added:
"But look who she has for a father."

"What do you think of Western civilization?" It was a defining moment, and Gandhi's
reply instantly transformed him from an object of curiosity into a celebrity. In his heavy
Indian accent, he answered: "I think it would be a good idea."

Edna, you look almost like a man." Ferber looked Coward over in a similar manner and
came back with a classic riposte: "So do you."

Fields was visited by the actor Thomas Mitchell, a good friend. When Mitchell entered
Fields' room, he was shocked to find the irreligious Fields paging through a Bible. Fields
was a lifelong agnostic, and fervently anti-religious (he once said that he had skimmed
the Bible while looking for movie plots, but found only "a pack of wild lies"). "What are
you doing reading a Bible?" asked the astonished Mitchell. A wiseacre to the end, Fields
replied:
"I'm looking for loopholes."

Winston, you're drunk!" The Grand Old Man may have had one too many drinks, but he
still had his wits about him, replying:
 "You're right, Bessie. And you're ugly.
But tomorrow morning, I'll be sober.
And you'll still be ugly."

"Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee." Without missing a
beat, Churchill replied:
"Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."

One reporter, noticing a horseshoe hanging on a wall, teasingly asked the famous
physicist, "Can it be that you, of all people, believe a horseshoe will bring you good
luck?" Bohr replied:
"Of course not,
but I understand it brings you luck
whether you believe it or not."

"My good man, would you please get me a taxi?" The man immediately took offense and
replied indignantly, "I'm not a doorman. I happen to be a rear admiral in the United
States Navy." Benchley instantly quipped:
"All right then,
get me a battleship."

"How dare you!" she exclaimed, "This is for ladies!" The actor turned toward the woman,
organ in hand, and resonantly said in full actor's voice:
"And so, madam, is this."

Why haven’t you written anything-I’m too fucking busy, and vice versa.

I’ll take a drug test, if you’ll take an IQ test.

No. I look at the Senatora and pray for the country.

I leave it to my audience. If I had another face, do you think I would wear this one?

Pericles. When I was your age, Alcibidaes, I talked just the way you are now talking. Alcibidiades: If only
I had know you, Pericles, when you were at your best.

F: He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.. H: Poor F. Does he
really think big emotions come from big words?

I’ve been called worse things by better men.

I enjoyed reading your book. Who wrote it for you?-Darling, I’m so glad that you liked it. Who read it to
you?

You know, my dead, I inured my voice for fifty thousand dollars.-That’s wonderful. And what did you do
witth the money?

Mr. Churchill, must you fall asleep while I’m speaking?-No, it’s purely voluntary.

There’s a conspiracy agains me, a conspiracy of silence, but what can one do? What should I do?

Join it.

"Haha, you failed!"

"Yeah, so did your dad's condom."
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15/12/2015

[10:17PM] Northern Storm: Hello there <3.

07/12/2015

Hai, sweetie <3.

Eh, how are you feeling?

15/12/2015

[10:17PM] : Hello there <3.

It's very nice to see you.

Yeah.

[11:45PM] Spectral Storm: Doing quite fine, was busy with a few game,s some colleagues kept
peskering me, and yourself?

[11:45PM] Northern Storm: „And due to now how you speak to someone who cares for you and
trusts you, I have no choice but to go block you.

Go die

TOM"

Quite fine, you know...

Just losing some friends...

FML...

[11:46PM] Spectral Storm: And

who said that quote?

[11:47PM] Northern Storm: Do you remember PROaa135?

[11:47PM] Spectral Storm: in any case, shitty thing, but if you lose them so easy over some misplaced
words or insults they werent your friends to being with

umm no

[11:47PM] Northern Storm: Oh..

But he was, I miss him so hard right now...

I asked one of my buddies to talk with him, and...

[11:42PM] PROaa135: Not happening.

He stays blocked.

[11:48PM] Spectral Storm: Okay....

so why did he blocked you in the first place

that quote is a tad too vague

[11:50PM] Northern Storm: Well, there's something you should know.

I'm pathetic.

Pathetic liar seeking attention.

[11:50PM] Spectral Storm: That was obvious a bit

[11:50PM] Northern Storm: Everything I told you is true, no friends, that's why I'm so desperate
about getting one here.

[11:51PM] Spectral Storm: So, stop seeking the attention of useless people who have nothing good to
offer you?

[11:51PM] Northern Storm: So here's a thing, I have a mother and sister ( alive ) and I really hate
them.

Father is really dead.

But they are alive.

[11:51PM] Spectral Storm: Oh

[11:52PM] Northern Storm: Yes.

[11:52PM] Spectral Storm: good to know i guess, least you have someone wh ocares for you

[11:52PM] Northern Storm: I hate them for a reason.

Because they doesn't.

*don't.

[11:52PM] Spectral Storm: accept your bisexuality?

[11:52PM] Northern Storm: No, they don't care, I need to pretty much deal with my problems on my
own.

[11:53PM] Spectral Storm: That's pretty much how you deal with problems in the grown up land

So

why do you hate them again?

[11:54PM] Northern Storm: Because they don't care. Mother always avoids problems, when I seek
support and tell her something is bad, she stays the same.

Just disappearing.
She never helped me with anything.

When things are getting bad, she's just, you know, leaving me to deal with everything on my own.

2007

[11:55PM] Spectral Storm: And dear old sis?

[11:55PM] Northern Storm: Father died.

So she left us and went to her best friend.

I was getting bullied in elementary school.

She did nothing.

I lost my toy.

Don't think she ever bothered helping me searching.

War between me and sister?

[11:57PM] Spectral Storm: War? why's that

[11:57PM] Northern Storm: Ha, let the war destroy everything, no need to prevent that.

Arguing and stuff.

[11:57PM] Spectral Storm: And stuff....

love that part mostly because it leaves out all the interesting topics

[11:58PM] Northern Storm: You know, once we started arguing, then we started talking and insulting
each other about personal stuff.

Hatred was growing and growing.

And we ended up challenging our every decision.

And mother was watching.

Come on, she could have prevented that.

But she didn't.

16/12/2015

[12:00AM] Spectral Storm: Hey kid, i hate giving life deciding advices because usually if they bacfire
youre gonna hate me with all your guts

even so, listen to 2 thigns im about to say to you

[12:00AM] Northern Storm: Say whatever you want... just don't block me.

I lost 2 friends today already, just please..

[12:00AM] Spectral Storm: 1. Your mom is a human being just like any other, the part where she's
ignoring you is the lack of personal courage and lack of character as a person, you cant blame her for
being weak, but you can
blame her for being weak in front of her kids, and at the end of the day wtf can you do she's just
ahuman with her own imperfections, one day when youre 10 years ahead in life you'll see this like me

2. If youre a firnedless scum. who hates his own life, good for you, we've all been there in our 'emo'
period, my advice?

man the fk up and be the manly fatherly figure for your sister, she's the only sane thing in your house
that can provide you with some love and attention

how?

simple

do small Good deeds to her, wash the dishes in her place, take out the garbage in her place, buy her a
treat once or twice, slowly make her feel apreciated and cared for

really cared for

thats all women want, to be cared for and protected, to see that they can rely on someone

sure in the first1-2 weeks or month

she's gonna give oyu hell for that

but after some time when she sees your intentions to be geniune, bam you finally got a godamn
sister again who can comfort you where a mother or dad cant

got me?

this is the part where you tell me, youve already tried that and it didnt work, or just agree with me

[12:05AM] Northern Storm: Sister is 18, if you were asking.

Ha, never had a motivation to do anything for her.

And yeah, because mother is so unexistant here, she's the one in charge.

I mean, my sister.

[12:06AM] Spectral Storm: WHo wouldve guessed, i dont care what you do with your life from now
on, just be the fatherly, or at least caring brotherly figure in her life

since your mom is non existent

she feels like youre pathetic for not being able to man up and handle the stuff in the house, pay the
bills do the cleaing, moan the lawn man things

and thus she hates your living guts

i mean really

[12:07AM] Northern Storm: Well, Patrycja ( it's her name ) calls me opposition, because I challenge
her every decision.

And she does the same.

[12:07AM] Spectral Storm: would you want to have abrother like yourself if you were a girl who lost
her father and has to be the Man in the house?
fk the hell no

if you were looking for a reason to change, dont look at me, dont look at motivaitonal quotes

[12:08AM] Northern Storm: Well, yeah...

[12:08AM] Spectral Storm: look in the godamn mirror see yourself

hate what you see

want better

[12:08AM] Northern Storm: You're right...

[12:08AM] Spectral Storm: then go to your sister and tell her that

you got me?

[12:08AM] Northern Storm: Yeah...

But seriously, you know what I do after school?

Sleep.

Because I can't at night.

[12:09AM] Spectral Storm: great :D, now wtf are you going to do from now on because when i close
this chat and you go back to your life

I'll hate your living guts if nothing changes in it

Quite easy

[12:09AM] Northern Storm: Wow, please don't be the next one, I have enough breakups for today.

[12:10AM] Spectral Storm: tell your body to go fk himself

and vividly try to stay up in the day

[12:10AM] Northern Storm: Yeah, I hate my body!

[12:10AM] Spectral Storm: 2 days in a row 3 days

5 days

i dont care

[12:10AM] Northern Storm: Overweight and my face is ugly!

[12:10AM] Spectral Storm: one of those days your body will fall godamn asleeep on its own

but if you dont push it nothing will change

and when you stay up you know wtf youre gonna do?

go out and stay the hell out 5-6 ours per day

not in your house definteley

because you'll just procastinate at the PC

the only reason for you to be in the house is to help make it better

clean, organize, help your mom, especially uour sister

whatever

just ignore the damn PC and start working

because every day when you say ''ill start tomorrow i promise'' that motivation will lose its godamn
power

and it will become just another friendly chat you once had with a guy

im not a one time guy, or someone who doesnt give a shitt aobut you

becaus iim trying to help and giving you an advice on how to change your patheitc life

so

wtf are you gonna ddo after you close this chat its 00:00 here

slepless night probably

cool

get working on the house

[12:13AM] Northern Storm: Yeah, but in case you haven't noticed, procrastination is on extremely
critical level in my life.

[12:13AM] Spectral Storm: and when youre done working on the house, work on your body im not
telling you to do 100 push up 100 sit ups and 100 crunches every day like in one punch man

[12:13AM] Northern Storm: Like, everything I do is procrastination.

[12:13AM] Spectral Storm: but it would be advices, even so if you dont have the will to do that

[12:13AM] Northern Storm: Delaying and ending up just not doing what I wanted to do.

[12:14AM] Spectral Storm: start walking like a damn normal person 1 km per day

yes, I got it

im overlooking that for the sake of trying to help you move on

in any case

read this chat again and again copy paste it in a damn word document and read it again, because it
might be the only thing telling you to man up and take care of your family because it sure hell Wont

wont take care of itself

[12:15AM] Northern Storm: But yeah, the question is, how to really get motivation to finally MOVE
ON?

[12:16AM] Spectral Storm: kid if youre looking for the motivation to do something, wasting time
fiinding that perfect fking quote to get you started

bad news
You dont want a loving family, caring sister, and normal mother, good friends or a decent body

you just dont give a fk aobut all of those and you just want a motivational useless quote

I got no time to find motivation because i want to protect my friends and faimly WAY DAMN HARDER
than seeing 6 words on a cool landscape

if you dont want it, it wont happen

if you do, you godamn life will change in an instant

it all depends on when the fk are you gonna close this PC and fking Live

[12:18AM] Northern Storm: I get it.

But yeah, good friends, decent body - that's what I care about.

[12:18AM] Spectral Storm: fking live for your dad, because im sure as heaven that he wants that for
you and your sibling

dude

[12:18AM] Northern Storm: Family... screw family, I don't wan them.

*want

[12:18AM] Spectral Storm: Cool i dont care :))

but your dad did

so do it for him already what the fk....he died, it happens

now you have an obligation to be the man in the house

for Him

dude all im saying is live for him, like he wanted, you owe it to him at least, for giving birth to you and
caring for you till 2007

get me?

[12:19AM] Northern Storm: Yes...

[12:19AM] Spectral Storm: Now as badly as i'd want to continue this chat

[12:20AM] Northern Storm: You have to go, right?

[12:20AM] Spectral Storm: i need to talk with a friend about an exam tomorrow and have ot study

[12:20AM] Northern Storm: Oh.

[12:20AM] Spectral Storm: we'll continue this chat tomorrow or so, until then

[12:20AM] Northern Storm: Ooooooh

[12:20AM] Spectral Storm: copy paste this fking chat

[12:20AM] Northern Storm: Let me do the same thing

[12:20AM] Spectral Storm: in a word document

and read it 4 times

[12:20AM] Northern Storm: I will.

[12:20AM] Spectral Storm: before you get to bed tonight

[12:20AM] Northern Storm: Thank you.

Thanks for caring.

Hey

I'm always here for you.

[12:21AM] Spectral Storm: good luck kid, dont let me down, even if you dont fkin gbelieve in yourself
I still do no matter how useless you curently are

[12:21AM] Northern Storm: Thanks. If thee is a human soul or a God.....it seems He has no plan of
helping/saving you.

Dont make such a cute girl be worried about you,

All of the liabiities in this world come from a person’s lack of power.....everyone will suffer if I’m not
powerful enough all my fault that’s why.....

A bit to close to the heart there.

Pierces the heavens.

What’s kalista’s favorite restaurant, ihop, Sorry I’m msoryr, I havent been wooed by the audience for
a long time.

Dude you just lost all of us here...

And M picks up the ks.

But jokes aside, she's ridiculously hot. I mean holy shit. It's like God spent extra time to create her.

I think we need to review the rulles on playing with your food.

We just saw the highest lvl of lol play ever, thinkw e can all go home now.

I have lived my life and am willing to go to prison, old man. After I’m done wtih you the police will
take us both.

The tree fall sin the forest, doest anyboey hear it? If he misses a cs and not on camera...

Call me alice cause im gonna get lost in that bitch, you gonna go down the rabibit hole?

don´t know boring until you tried to actually Wincompete in a pug BG as an alliance player, it will test
your courage, mental fortitude and destroy any faith you ever had in humanity.

his is war my brother *sharpens up my Excalibur

Aiurea ma mint ca nu-mi pasa, aiurea spun ca nu conteaza, aiurea ma prefac ca sunt bine... ce
greu e sa inving cand lupt cu mine. Pentru el sigur esti o joacă,pentru altu' singura comoară. Nu
incerca sa minti ca a fost o oarecare. Stiu ca amintirea ei inca te doare! Mulţi spun "te iubesc" cu
alt nume în gând!. Iti aprinzi tigara dupa tigara dar nici-o tiagara nu te va calma cum o facea ea.

That's what happens when you use our competitors' products. Sincerely, Durex.

I will rape your dead mother on your sister’s grave. Do that and I.

WISH YOUR FAMILY DIE UNSKILLED IDIOT

CANCER TO YOUR FATHER AND EBOLA TO YOUR MOTHER

XIN TAKE FLASH BASTARD

OR I TROLL

my father passed away

xin u change heal or i dodge?

few months ago

yes, cancer..

and it's horrible

well

pick flash

before u also take cancer

I WISH HE GET BACK IN LIFE AND DIE AGAIN

IN FRONT OF U:)

[9:31] StapanuBaros: am gasit o poza cu ma-ta si cu mine

suna-ma pe skype

sa ti-o dau

[9:33] Spectral Storm: Coaie am avut cea mai de cacat zi din luna asta, ma uit la dracula, si apoi alerg
pe afara pana tusesc sange, brb
[9:33] StapanuBaros: coaie

pot sa te ajut

la modul serios

:)

boss

i'm here

orice se poate rezolva

dar nu *** ai zis tu

asa nu faci decat sa fugi

[9:35] Spectral Storm: S-ar putea sa nu intru in licenta ca o profa e misogina rasista si -s singuru baiat
din clasa, se intampla sa fiu si bun la spaniola si asta o frustreaza la viata

[9:35] StapanuBaros: coaie

vrea mita

ce n-ai inteles?

[9:35] Spectral Storm: vrea pula

[9:35] StapanuBaros: vrei sa iti repet?

[9:35] Spectral Storm: ca la faculta asta nu se da mita nici sa vrei

[9:35] StapanuBaros: asa fac profele astea proaste

lol

eu am rezolvat problema mai diferit..

fosta mea a avut fix problema asta

[9:36] Spectral Storm: ba coaie iti mananc materiai ei mai bine ca ea daca ma enerveaza, si imi da 4
pe activitate si imi face dracu stie ce medie numa ea cunoaste de ma pica la examen

[9:36] StapanuBaros: si i-am zis ca ii dau foc la masina si o omor

[9:36] Spectral Storm: si daca am 1 picat nu pot intra in licenta

aha

si a mers?
[9:36] StapanuBaros: ofc

nu ii placea de ea

si tot timpul o ameninta ca o pica

ca era genu'c are comenta

am asteptat-o intr-o zi in curtea facultatii

si ..mai departe ai inteles

[9:38] Spectral Storm: ma rog coaie, maine ma duc la decanat cu inca 3 colege sa se bage ca martore
pentru mine, si daca nu rezolva nici acolo, probabil fac cerere la ministeru invatamantului ca mai
cunosc pe unu care a fos

in situatia mea

pana mea nu ma doare de o prostie de faculta

[9:38] StapanuBaros: te consumi prea mult

daca nu esti smecher ca mine

poti sa mergi pe calea legala

:)

[9:38] Spectral Storm: ma doare ca maica-mea a bagat bani seriosi in mine cu faculta si acu parca imi
bat joc de munca ei daca n-o termin

ma rog, sentimentalisme inutile, rezolv eu, stiu unde sta la nevoie

[9:40] StapanuBaros: coaie

nu tre' s-o arzi

poti merge pe calea legala

[9:40] Spectral Storm: da oaie stiu, nu ma bag la riscuri de astea fara sa incerc toate posibilitatile
inainte

[9:40] StapanuBaros: asa

:D

eu am 3 dosare pe rol.

=))

i'm a bad boy

=))
[9:42] Spectral Storm: deh, eu in orasul meu am restrictie sa intru intr-un parc pentru vre-o 10 ani,
distrugeam proprietatea si agresam publicu pe cand eram fanatic dupa skateboard si grupul de
prieteni in prealabil

[9:43] StapanuBaros: s-au luat de maica-mea niste tiganusi

si au vrut sa-i fure geanta

m-am dus si le-am dat foc la casa

sau ruina..

ce pula mea era

sa nu faci asta cand sunt si ei inauntru:))

[9:43] Spectral Storm: mda.....eu i inecam cu spray paralizant macar mai orbeau vre-o luna 2 nici nu
mai recunosteau fatza dupa aceea

si tigani au palate coaie

[9:44] StapanuBaros: meh..esti mare?

[9:44] Spectral Storm: coloanele de marmura si pereti aia nu prea iau foc

io? nu is mediu ca inaltime 1 80 parca

[9:45] StapanuBaros: nu mai fi nervos boss

cand crezi ca e rau

de fapt e bine

:))

[9:46] Spectral Storm: mda :)) e o ocazie perfecta sa distrug cariera unei profe de spaniola daca tot o
tine asa

[9:46] StapanuBaros: pai vezi

:D

estoy embarasada=))))

[9:47] Spectral Storm: am vreme de un meci ca dupa aia vine prietena sa ma consoleze si ea

la ce mergem?

[9:47] StapanuBaros: *** adica vine sa te consoleze?

=))

[9:48] Spectral Storm: aia-i treaba nostra

facem meci sau?

[9:48] StapanuBaros: aa

iti face show la web

ce dracut

dragut*

[9:48] Spectral Storm: vrei normal sau te risti cu mine la un rank?

[9:48] StapanuBaros: idc

daca poti vorbi pe skype

rank de preferat

[9:49] Spectral Storm: hai la normal atunci ca numa chef de vorba nam

[9:49] StapanuBaros: :)))

Find them…..

No kiss….?..........

Never saw another….

Do you know who I am-You mean who you were.

Then take me….

You can’t protect us….

Privilege of leaving….

Hope………

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You came back…..

Not months….

Fools….

Your death….

do it all sgain...

history

heart is strong....