It’s a bit of a funny story,

How this all came to be;

I don’t know who started the rumors,

But it certainly wasn’t me.

I’ve had a couple episodes,

To that I will submit,

But that doesn’t mean that I,

Like to sneak about and creep on chicks.

I was in with the wrong friend group,

My father went berserk;

Locked up, alone, in my own home,

I became fairly irked.

As my only company,

My only friend or foe,

I began to do some quirky things,

I suppose that much is known.

And despite what Miss Stephanie Crawford tells the town,

After my life turned upside down,

I simply sought a way to entertain,

I never meant to cause Pop pain.

All of these rumors,

Now taken as truth,

Hardly represent the occurrences under my roof.