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LIFE
ARTS LIFE I drank myself into a stupor by
33 Interview 45 High life Taki noon, when I took to my bed
James Ivory on his life in films Low life Jeremy Clarke
demanding that Daniel have
William Cook 47 Real life Melissa Kite sex with prostitutes and sulking
34 Television James Delingpole 48 The turf Robin Oakley monstrously when he refused
36 Cinema Bridge Janet de Botton Julie Burchill, p21
Dunkirk 49 Wine club Jonathan Ray
Deborah Ross
Chris Pattens memoir is more
37 Opera AND FINALLY . . . concise and less ponderous than
Die Walkre; The Magic Flute 42 Notes on Shropshire his speaking tone; it is also often
Michael Tanner Julian Glover wrong-headed and delusory
Theatre
Queen Anne; Touch 50 Chess Raymond Keene Henry Keswick, p30
Lloyd Evans Competition Lucy Vickery
CONTRIBUTORS
Jan Moir writes for the Daily Nicholas Farrell, who Mick Brown a senior Graham Robb is a translator, Sir Henry Keswick is
Mail and is a winner of the examines the Mediterranean writer for the Telegraph and historian and author, most chairman of Jardine Matheson
Lynda Lee-Potter award for migrant crisis on p.10, is a author of Tearing Down The recently, of Cols and Passes Holdings, and a former
outstanding woman journalist journalist based in Italy, Wall of Sound (Bloomsbury) of the British Isles (Particular proprietor of The Spectator. He
of the year. Her diary is on p.7. where he writes mainly for the examines the wreckage of Books). On p.28, he admires the worked with Chris Patten and
conservative Libero newspaper. the hippy dream (p.26). poetry of limestone country. reviews his memoir on p.30.
T
heresa May has made it to the sum- any more that it has already been undercut nature of Corbyns supporters means that
mer. In the aftermath of the election, by the election result. But it would shift the they wont ever be passive. Instead, they
Downing Streets immediate aim was burden of proof on to those who want her will want to cement their control over the
to get the Prime Minister to the parliamen- to go sooner. The acknowledgement that party, to make Labours turn to the left as
tary recess. On Thursday they succeeded. there would be a contest would also make close to irreversible as possible. This might
They think that the next six weeks will give it easier to handle the leadership question. break apart the internal coalition and such
the government a much-needed chance to Every comment on the fringe or address a split would, obviously, ease the pressure
regroup and catch its breath. Like a cricket from the conference stage wouldnt be seen on the government. It would also remind
team playing for the close, they hope con- as a challenge to May but rather as part of a Tories that this is not a rerun of 1992-97 and
ditions will be more favourable when pro- debate about the partys future. that defeat is not inevitable. This would help
ceedings resume. But is there any reason to While the Tory conference is a nuisance calm some of them down.
think that things will be different in Septem- to the government, Labours offers the party The other great Tory hope is the sheer
ber? The summer break can do many things some hope that things might get better. Its volatility of politics in 2017; the wheel could
but it cant conjure up another 20 Tory MPs fragile post-election unity is largely hold- turn again. Both Nicola Sturgeon and There-
or put time on the Brexit clock. ing for now, with moderates keeping their sa May were preposterously popular before
Tory optimists claim things will be bet- crashing to earth. Why they struck such a
ter once everyone has had a lie down. The Their agenda must chime with what chord with the public in the first place is
theory goes that the resentments caused Britain wants a proper economic worth reflecting on. In both cases, what the
by the way ministers were treated during public seemed to like was that they didnt
Theresa Mays first year in office, the woeful and political vision for the future seem to be typical products of contempo-
general election campaign and the personal rary politics. (Ironically, they both are; they
animosities that have developed in cabinet heads down and their concerns to them- have no great outside experience, very polit-
in the past few years have collided with the selves. But if the conference makes it clear ical spouses and few other interests.) Their
Westminster summer party season, lead- that the Corbynites wont stop until they initial popularity suggests an eagerness
ing to an outbreak of leaking. They think have deselected their internal opponents, to embrace something different from the
tempers will be less frayed when everyone then things will start to look very differ- current ruling class, even the public dont
returns in September, refreshed and adjust- ent. You might have thirty-odd Labour MPs quite know what that is yet.
ed to the change in the political weather. who think they have nothing to lose and so This is what the Tory party should be
The counter-argument is that the con- become impossible to whip. reflecting on this summer. It needs a what
ference season starts soon after parliament Any purge of the moderates would also as much as a who; an agenda that chimes
returns. Party conference makes the West- reopen the debate about forming a new with what the country wants. For all that
minster summer circuit look like a mind- party. If there is no space for them in Labour, Brexit dominates the current scene, it will
fulness festival. Even in the best of times, they may choose to set up camp elsewhere. not be such an all-consuming issue at the
it leads to lots of stories that cause prob- If they do, they certainly wont lack finan- next election. The negotiations will be over
lems for the leadership. This year will be cial backing. Labour figures in the corporate and done and, barring yet another politi-
particularly fraught because it will be the world are adamant that the money for a new cal surprise, the transition period will, at
first gathering of the Tory tribe since the party could be raised with extreme ease. the very least, be drawing to a close. In
election went so badly wrong. Without If Labour is prepared simply to sit back these circumstances, what will be needed is
extreme care, it will turn into a disorganised and not say much, then this government a proper economic and political vision for
beauty parade of leadership contenders. would likely lose the next election. Yet the the future. This vision will not only have to
Ministers fear it will be impossible to say offer an account of how Britain will earn its
anything without it being seen as a leader- way in the world outside of the EU, but also
ship pitch even if they dont intend it that address current problems such as low pro-
way. Meanwhile, backbench MPs already ductivity and the broken property market.
seething at the behaviour of the partys At the last election, the Tories turned
top brass will not react kindly to anyone Brexit into a process story, with disastrous
who looks like they are using conference to results. Canvassers say many voters couldnt
advance their own ambitions. understand why they were banging on about
One possible way to avoid confer- an issue that they thought had been settled
ence spinning out of control would be for by the referendum. This will be even more
Theresa May to outline a timetable for her true next time around. If the Tories are to
departure before it starts. No one thinks she come through this period, it will be because
will lead the Tories into the next election, they have crafted an agenda that speaks to
so saying she will go after the Brexit deal I wonder if Seumas Milne got off the countrys long-term needs. This is what
is done would not undermine her authority with the blonde lawyer. they should spend their summer working on.
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Charles Moore
T he disease is everywhere. On
Tuesday, Sir Michael Marmot, a
health don, reported that the rate at
and spots of rain to say how much sunnier
it will be after Brexit. A patriotic Supreme
Court judge could diverge from the case
mostly in our favour. We are shocked at
the cruelties of the past and blind to our
own. She thinks our ancestors had more
which life expectancy was improving in before him to enthuse about the prospect respect for the past than we because
this country had just about halved since of the English law becoming, once again, they tried to balance the claims of time
2010 a story which quickly slipped into supreme. In practice, though, it doesnt and of eternity. For them, time was not
the media suggestion that life expectancy happen, partly because the public space is an arrow pointing forward, but a candle
is actually falling. Sir Michaels non- being deliberately made a cold house for burning down: We have climate change,
medical explanation was austerity anyone who does not share a certain set of and they have sin.
(guess who came into power in 2010) and views, but also because the conservative
miserly increases in health spending.
Possible non-political explanations
like the poor health effects of more old
approach to life holds that there is a time
and a place for everything. The left thinks it
is always the time and always the place for
T o understand the past, Hilary Mantel
goes on, we must recognise that,
for those who inhabited it, it was not
people living alone, or some of the special the same thing. a rehearsal, but the show itself. The
health problems associated with higher dead are not our employees. We need
immigration, did not feature.
T he Electoral Commission is finally
sidling up to the consequences of its
to show a certain respect. She recalls
going on a tour of Robben Island, the
ollowing the EUs deal with Turkey scarce. Many migrants are living in hostels, attitudes are hardening, thanks to obvious
over people smuggling, the issue of each at an annual cost of 13,000 to those and growing evidence that very few of the
migrants trying to cross, and quite often Italians who do pay tax. Others disappear arriving migrants can honestly be called ref-
drowning in, the Mediterranean has largely into the black economy, sleeping rough or ugees unless you widen that definition to
disappeared from the British media. There living in illegally let and overcrowded flats. include anyone who lives in Africa, on the
have been no more images like that of three- Thanks in part to guilt about their fascist basis that its standards of living and respect
year-old Alan Kurdi, washed up on a Turkish past, Italians are eager not to be racist, yet for human rights are universally lower than
beach after the rubber dinghy in which his they are sick of what they see as an illegal in western Europe.
family were trying to reach the Greek island migrant invasion and of the complicit role of The debate about migrant crossings tends
of Kos capsized in August 2015. four unelected Italian prime ministers since to be held in the context of people fleeing
Now, people smugglers and migrants the resignation of the last elected one, Silvio from wars in Syria and Libya. Yet according
know there is little point in trying to make the Berlusconi, in 2011. According to a recent to Eurostat, the EUs statistical arm, of the
crossing from Turkey to Greece because they opinion poll published in the Rome daily Il 46,995 migrant arrivals in Italy in the first
will only be sent back, in return for the EU Messaggero, 67 per cent of Italians want Italy four months of this year, only 635 were Syri-
taking refugees directly from camps in Tur- to close its ports to rescue vessels or deport ans and 170 were Libyans. By contrast, 10,000
key. The deal has successfully curtailed the came from Nigeria, 4,135 from Bangladesh,
activities of criminal gangs operating in the The business model of the smugglers 3,865 from the Gambia, 3,625 from Pakistan
eastern Mediterranean: in the first six months and 3,460 from Senegal. None of these coun-
of this year arrivals in Greece had fallen by does not include transporting their tries can be said to be consumed by civil war,
93 per cent compared with a year earlier. customers all the way to Italy and even if some individuals had reason to
But the problem hasnt gone away; it has claim asylum, international law dictates that
shifted westwards to Italy, where things just all migrants ferried to Italy, and 61 per cent they should claim it in the first safe country
go from bad to worse. Last year a record want a naval blockade of the Libyan coast. they reach which in every case would be
181,000 migrants arrived there by sea, nearly The left lost heavily in Italys local elec- before crossing the sea to Italy.
all from Libya, and this year there are sure to tions in June as a result of brewing anger at What is causing growing Italian anger is
be many more: over 90,000 have so far been the migrant crisis. Giusi Nicolini, the mayor the role of charities and non-governmen-
ferried across the Mediterranean from near of Lampedusa who had won a peace prize tal organisations (NGOs) in the transport
the Libyan coast to Sicily, 300 miles away, from Unesco and been praised by the Pope, of migrants across the Mediterranean. The
according to the latest figures from IOM, finished a humiliating third in her bid for re- image the charities like to present is that of
the UN migration agency. Earlier this week election, defeated by a rival from her own desperate people putting to sea in any vessel
IOM reported that 2,359 migrants have died Democratic party. She blamed her defeat they can lay their hands on because what-
trying to cross the Mediterranean already on local opposition to a crackdown on ille- ever risks they run cannot exceed the dan-
this year, on top of 5,083 deaths last year and gal building, playing down the bigger issue gers of staying in their homelands. Save the
2,777 in 2015. of migrant arrivals. Children, for example, declares in heartrend-
The EU, which has mismanaged the But Lampedusa, just seven miles long ing prose on its website, between photos of
migrant problem from the start, only sealing and two miles wide, is 180 miles north of young children wrapped in foil blankets, that
the Turkey deal after years of inaction, has the Libyan coast and has been in the front- children are fleeing bullets, poverty, perse-
washed its hands of the latest explosion of line of people trafficking, for which Nicolini cution and the growing impact of climate
migrant trafficking. It has ignored the Ital- showed rather too much tolerance. Italian change, only to drown in European waters.
ian governments increasingly desperate The reality could not be more different.
appeals for help. The vast majority of migrants from Libya are
Italy used to have a pressure valve. Most young men paying the equivalent of 1,000
migrants used the country as a staging post each to people smugglers in what they see
to more prosperous countries in northern as a calculated risk to reach a better life in
Europe. But with France and Austria reneg- Europe. The business model of the smug-
ing on the Schengen agreement by reintro- glers does not include transporting their
ducing border checks, they are stuck in Italy, customers all the way to Italy, but rather to
a country with an unemployment rate of 12 take them 12 nautical miles to the boundary
per cent and an economy forecast to take of Libyas territorial waters, so they can then
another decade just to get back to the size be rescued and ferried the rest of the way
it was in 2007. Worse, the migrant problem to Europe. The people smugglers are quite
is concentrated in the south of Italy, where I deny that I conspired with open about what they are doing: what can
the economy is weakest and taxpayers most the Russians in any way. only be described as a Libya-based migrant
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travel agency has set up a Facebook page
offering tickets to passengers with dis-
counts for group bookings on ferries
i.e., smuggler boats complete with phone
number. The journey, it says, lasts only three
or four hours before rescue by an NGO,
Italian or EU vessel, which will complete the
ferry service to Italy.
Between October 2013 and October
2014 the second leg of the journey was pro-
vided by the Italian navy and coastguard in
a search-and-rescue operation called Mare
Nostrum, which brought 190,000 migrants to
Italy. But those vessels operated 150 miles
north of the Libyan coast near Lampedusa,
which itself is 170 miles south of Sicily. This
meant migrants had to undertake much of
the journey under their own steam. Mare
Nostrum encouraged them to take greater
risks and thus added to the death toll. The
operation was replaced in 2014 when the
EU agreed that Europe, not just Italy, should
shoulder the search-and-rescue burden. So
Operation Triton was launched. Under this,
search-and-rescue vessels from across the
EU operate up to a line 120 miles north of
Libya. However, all charity vessels (now
responsible for about a third of rescues)
operate right up to the Libyan coast. Among
M
ark Zuckerberg says that Face- mental wellbeing, but it happens to be a of being communal, and as Mark Zucker-
book could be to its users what documented side-product of doing religion. berg points out, lots of us arent nowadays.
churches are to congregations: it And I dont mean in the Alastair Campbell A Sunday service means you get to see
could help them feel part of a more con- sense. A persistent finding in the field of people and it involves simple routine, but
nected world. That got a dusty response. mental health research for some years is that being in a parish can also include taking the
Facebook as church, eh? So the man who there is a beneficial effect of church attend- collection, helping out at a food bank, doing
helped an entire generation to replace real ance; religious practice, per se. Its not about the church cleaning, whatever. That brings
friends with virtual ones and online commu- affiliation or spirituality, but about actually us back to the Facebook approach: anything
nities is sounding off about people feeling going to church. Including, I suppose, going that makes you part of a bigger group and a
unconnected? Cause and effect or what? to church all by yourself. bigger picture is all to the good.
He wasnt quite touting Facebook as an Plainly, it isnt an infallible route to men- A friend of mine, Patricia Casey, pro-
alternative church. It is, rather, now using tal wellbeing. At Easter the Archbishop of fessor of psychiatry at University College
artificial intelligence to suggest groups that Dublin, is doing research into depression
its users might join anything from lock- The object of going to church isnt and religiousness: and she too says that in
smiths societies to addiction groups and mental wellbeing, but it happens to be virtually all the studies, spirituality as dis-
Baptist organisations and Mr Zuckerberg a side-product of doing religion tinct from religious practice fares less well
is enthusing about the benefits of moving when it comes to mental health. Its inter-
from online to offline groups: People who Canterburys daughter talked about her esting because for a long time secularists
go to church are more likely to volunteer and depression, notwithstanding her father have tried to portray religious belief as a
give to charity not just because theyre being a bishop, and observed that in some form of mental illness, yet the evidence
religious, but because theyre part of a com- evangelical bits of the Anglican communion, suggests it might be the cure.
munity. So hes trying to get more people fellow Christians may unhelpfully attribute What the findings show, says Patricia,
to join things. Only only! 100 million your illness to demonic possession. is that even if you control for the social
of Facebooks two billion users belong to a But overall, the research suggesting a support, religious attendance is still sig-
group that gives them a sense of community; link between better mental health and active nificantly associated with lower levels of
he wants to raise that to a billion. religious engagement of some sort or other depressive symptoms. In other words,
Hes right, obviously, about the benefits is a sizeable one. One study published at the although being part of any group (well,
of being part of a group, from bellringers to end of last year in the Journal of Religion within reason not Isis or paedophile net-
Free Presbyterians, though its a bit weird and Health reviewed 74 studies in English works) is good for us, religious practice and
for him to be evangelising for something and Arabic between 2000 and 2012 and con- churchgoing have benefits beyond other
that already exists, something that you might cluded there was a significant connection kinds of association. Our findings sug-
say is part of the human condition, given between religious belief and practices and gest that the social support associated with
that were social animals. To take the most mental health. Note the practice bit, which religious practice is likely to be qualitatively
basic example, churches and parishes are different from the social support of having
ready-made communities under the noses friends in a football club or knitting circle,
of all of us. Just as theyre in radical decline says Patricia. If you believe in spiritual life,
in developed countries, Mark Zuckerberg is its not that surprising: youre communing
talking about how good it is to have a pastor with God here, not just other people.
looking out for your wellbeing. Which isnt to say we dont get mental
But its interesting that Zuckerberg iden- health and social benefits from all sorts
tified the function of a church, specifically, of things, from knitting to football; theres
as something that needs replicating. Church- a well-documented association between
es were once the most obvious centre of any health and contact with nature, for instance.
community, and at times of crisis, like after When it comes to community, Mark
the Grenfell Tower fire, people still congre- Zuckerberg is right about the merits of
gate there. But whats now evident is that going from online to offline. But churches
churches have other benefits. Specifically, have been providing all this stuff for ever:
churchgoing seems to have a bearing on its odd, not to say, irritating, that Facebook
the very contemporary problem of mental is discovering their merits just as they are
health. The object of going to church isnt going out of fashion.
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W
hen I order a cup of tea in Costa, birth (gentle stretching, deep-breathing,
the barista says: Perfect! I ask lavender pillows) ended in an emergency Charlie Gard
for tap water in a restaurant: Per- Caesarean. But I wanted it to be perfect, is incurably brain-damaged, blind,
fect! I buy a card in Paperchase and at the she said a week later, sleep-deprived and deaf, cannot cry, and cannot move or
till its: Perfect! And: Perfect! again as I put stitched-up. No matter that the baby came breathe without help. At the request
of his parents, he has been kept alive
in my PIN. Perfect! when I say I dont need out in one piece the experience wasnt as
in hope of a minimal improvement.
a bag. It used to be Great! and even that the blogs had said. If only someone had told Ancients did not feel about babies
was too ecstatic a response to a side-order her: Brace yourself. That would have been as we do. About one in three died
of creamed spinach. Now, theres been a ser- kinder than selling her a pseudo-science within a month, and about half by the
vice industry upgrade. No longer is the cus- fairy-tale. If only someone had said: Itll age of five. Putting disabled babies
tomer always right; they are perfect. A little be awful, but youll have a nice baby at the out to die was probably common.
thing, yes, but a symptom of a wider mania end of it. Notice I say a nice baby, not a There are about 55,000 inscriptions
for perfection. Everything from breakfast perfect one. on tombstones referring to ages at
muesli to career, home and family must be As a recovering addict of American hos- death, yet only a handful relate to
perfect. Perfect interiors. The perfect diet. pital telly dramas, I have seen 100 traumatic, those under six months. Few ancient
A perfect body. Pretty, perky, perfect chil- cliffhanging births that end with the doctor authors describe babies behaving like
dren in pressed pinafores and collared shirts. laying the baby whose life looked so frag- babies; indeed, Latin had no specific
It is driven in part by magazines Per- ile just before the ad break in the arms word for baby. Cicero remarked that
nature granted life on the same terms
fect profiteroles! Perfect bikinis for every of his mother with the words: Hes perfect.
as one accepted a loan, and nature
figure! in part by social media. Not- He isnt, of course. No child could be. Hell would call that loan in whenever it
quite-perfect photos are filtered and fiddled be colicky and fussy, hell make unsuitable felt like it. If a small child died, it
with until they are perfect enough for post- must be endured unemotionally; if a
ing on Instagram as proof of an ideal life. No longer is the customer always child was still in the cradle, one must
It can be pernicious. Friends are made not even express regret, however
miserable in the run-up to their weddings by
right; they are perfect. A little thing,
cruel nature had been, Cicero added.
bridal-shop shysters selling the myth of Your yes, but a symptom of a wider mania Personal grief is, of course, evident
Perfect Day. Without these sugared almonds in our sources, but one could always
(100), those white hydrangeas in cut crys- friends, play truant, leave his socks on the have another one.
tal vases (1,000), and that society photog- stairs, and be maddening, loveable, impossi- The satirical poet Juvenal, in full
rapher (price on application), the Happiest ble and joyous in equal measure. Not per- moralistic mode, put his finger on
Day of Your Life will fall short of the perfect fect, though. Dont start them on the perfect the point: Providing the populace
and the state with a citizen will be
mark. And that, naturally, scuppers any hope rot before theyve even started teething.
appreciated, on condition that he is
of a Perfect Marriage. The bride is a gibber- Perfect used to be a mark of moral or a citizen with the right qualities
ing wreck because she didnt, in the end, buy spiritual virtue. God was perfect; we did our good at farming, and someone who
a blue satin garter ribbon, and has there- best. It applied to noble sentiments: a deep can do the business in peace and war.
fore failed as the dream dress-up bride. The affection and loyalty to ones King, Queen, All of which, he went on, would be
groom makes a toast to my perfect, beauti- Church and Country as in I vow to thee, my a matter of the moral and practical
ful wife, though all the guests know theyve country, all earthly things above/ Entire and training he received from the cradle.
fought tooth and claw over the table plan whole and perfect, the service of my love. This sentiment emphasised the
since the engagement. Now its been degraded to apply to Victoria functional view that Romans publicly
It doesnt end there. Next is the Perfect sponges on The Great British Bake Off took of children. Look to the finished
Pregnancy inspired by earth-mother blogs thats a perfect bake and to the perfect product was the Romans attitude:
and photographs of Sydney surfer girls froth on top of a latte. the sooner the child grew up, the
who are out on their boards well into the Ive just re-read H.E. Batess The Darling better. Epitaphs of youngsters and
teenagers regularly praised them for
third trimester. The mother-to-be asks her- Buds of May and been reminded of Pop Lar-
behaving like adults in the making.
self why she isnt serene and barefoot on a kins Perfick! His is not a prim, aesthetic, Our children and grandchildren
beach, but swaying on the train from High photogenic perfection, but a pleasing, ram- are more precious to us than anything
Wycombe to Marylebone in the rush hour. shackle one. Perfick is blue skies and sun- else on earth. No one would want to
Then, the Perfect Birth. She has practised burnt necks, scrap piled in the farmyard and be in the situation of Charlie Gards
her pregnancy yoga, her calming breaths. a glimpse of Mas plump calves as she stirs parents. But ultimately parents in
The birthing bath is blown up, the massage apple sauce on the stove. Perfick is tomato this situation must ask themselves in
oils uncapped. She has read the California ketchup with absolutely everything. A sunny whose interests their child is being
mom-and-baby sites that promise a pain- days good enough for the likes of him. kept alive, and for whose sake. Is it
free, blissed-out birth and bondedness with Pops version of Perfick is liberating after really the childs? And if so, to what
their breastfed baby. the restrictive, neurotic perfection of clean end for the child?
Despair when it doesnt go to plan. A and curated lifestyles. Keep perfect for the Peter Jones
friend was wretched when her holistic big stuff; good enough will do for the rest.
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ROD LIDDLE
T
he Egyptian-born Muslim cleric the government is setting up something side of the coin, some 40 per cent reckoned
Yusuf al-Qaradawi was once invited called an extremism commission, which it it was extremist to believe in the idea of
to speak in this country and the intends will root out extremism and, in the man-made climate change.
row which developed as a consequence was hideous vernacular of our time, build part- In other words, both halves of the country
both entertaining and instructive. Many peo- nerships with those opposed to extremism. believe that the other half is extremist. And
ple said he shouldnt be given a visa because My suspicion is that this is every bit as yet of course the word is simply an insult to
of his extremism. Others, such as the main- Orwellian as it sounds. Do not for a nano- be flung at someone whose views we hate
stream UK Muslim organisations, insisted second swallow the notion that this com- or despise. We live in a narcissistic society,
that this was a libellous description and that mission of well-brought-up liberal grandees and for the narcissist, any form of criticism
Qaradawi was a moderate who had always will confine themselves to rooting out peo- of their political position is hate speak and
favoured dialogue with people of other ple (imported into this country or born here extremism. But they are neither of those
faiths; Ken Livingstone went further and from people imported into this country) who things; they are simply opposing views.
described him as being a leading progres- wish to kill us all. A slightly warped sense of I will bet that quite a few things in which
sive voice within Islam. fair play and the mental shriekings of the I believe and probably what the Evan-
So who was right? On the one hand it left will ensure they broaden their scope. No, gelical Alliance believes too would be
is true that the Qatar-based Qaradawi has they will tell us, with great pride, we are not deemed extremist by this extremism com-
been opposed to jihadi terrorist attacks merely picking on Muslims. We are on the mission. For example, I think it is best that
unless they take place against Jews and then children are brought up by a mother and
its not, according to him, terrorism. He does The term extremist is not only a father, both of whom subscribe to the
not have much time for Jews, once refusing to stupid and virtually meaningless, undoubtedly fascistic genetic derogation
attend a meeting with them because: Their but also endlessly contingent they were assigned at birth. I also believe
hands are soiled with blood. They have mur- that men who transition into being women
derous, violent and oppressive hands. I can- warpath against all extremism and, since you are in almost all cases not authentic
not soil my hands by shaking theirs. He has asked, we will decide what extremism is. women. That, I suspect, would be considered
also quoted approvingly from the fraudulent Already a little worried by the whole extremist, despite the fact that I have sci-
Protocols of the Elders of Zion. He believes business, the Evangelical Alliance commis- ence on my side. Just as do those who believe
apostates in some circumstances should be sioned an opinion poll from ComRes about in man-made climate change, I would con-
put to death, and homosexuals subjected to this strange and ephemeral thing, extrem- tend. I have no problem with civil partner-
the lash, that women who have been raped ism. The first thing they found was that a ships but I do not think that my church
must prove their virtue in order to escape very clear majority of the British people should sanction gay marriage again,
punishment, and that uppity women can thought pretty much as I suggested above extremist. And so on.
be beaten by their husbands, but only as a that labelling something or someone The reason for this poll is the Evangeli-
last resort. The answer, then, would seem extremist was stupid and, when it comes to cal Alliance is worried Christians will start
to be that both sides were right. Within the framing debates, not helpful. But the poll- getting hammered again. They believe the
world of Islam, Qaradawi is indeed a moder- sters also asked people a whole bunch of liberals will use this ominous commission to
ate and relatively pacific voice. And yet his political questions and asked them to adju- outlaw a fairly large proportion of what they
views, seen from over here, would appear to dicate on whether they were extremist or believe in (and indeed, what the Bible tells
be those of a bigoted, foaming maniac. not. So, for example, 36 per cent said that them to believe in). That the stranglehold
There are two points to draw from this. wishing to leave the European Union was which the middle-class liberal elite have over
First, that many people in this country delude extremist. On what we might call the other our culture and society without having any-
themselves about the Islamic world and its thing close to hegemony will be tightened
fervent hatred for Jewish people, its subju- still further, and their views marginalised or
gation of women and gays, its viciousness in even criminalised. And the excuse given will
dealing with those who renounce the faith be they are trying to stop us being blown up,
etc. And second, that the term extremist is or stabbed to death on London Bridge. Thats
not only stupid and virtually meaningless, my worry too that in order to placate the
but endlessly contingent. Who has the right sensitivities of the adherents of a recently
to decide what is an extreme view and what imported culture, the beliefs of indigenous
isnt? Nick Clegg or Yusuf al-Qaradawi? people will be proscribed. When there is not
I have mentioned Qaradawis visit before the remotest comparison between them.
because it was a beautiful example of liberal
delusion being smacked in the face by the The conclusions are so obvious SPECTATOR.CO.UK/RODLIDDLE
real world. I mention it again now because a man could have drawn them. The argument continues online.
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A DV E RT I S I N G F E AT U R E
WE WANT
EVERY ONE
OF OUR
BOTTLES
BACK
Its hard to like plastic right now, but it plays a genuine circular economy. While there is can vary from place to place these could
an essential role in providing food and drink already an incentive scheme operating in be rationalised, so everyone knows what
that is clean, safe, convenient and fresh. If Britain to encourage the recycling of plastic, can be recycled and how they can recycle
it is made, used and disposed of correctly, no it doesnt inspire better design or increasing it. Only 65 per cent of food packaging is
plastic packaging should end up littering the levels of recycled plastic in certain products. used in the home, while a further 25 per cent
environment or being buried in landfill sites. Manufacturers are required to purchase, is generated in restaurants, cafs and offices
All bottles across the companys portfolio certain numbers of tokens known as Packaging some of which are good at collecting material
have been 100 per cent recyclable for years, Recovery Notes (PRNs) from recycling for recycling, others less so. The remaining 10
yet at present, only 57 per cent of Britains companies; the number of these bought reflects per cent of packaging is used by consumers on
plastic bottles are recycled, according to the the amount of plastic that will be recycled. the move, when it is often much harder to
Recoup UK Household Plastics Collection Companies could be financially recycle products.
Survey 2016. The challenge lies in persuading incentivised to design better products by Years ago, drinks bottles used to carry a
everyone involved in their manufacture, offering them a lower price for PRNs when deposit; if you returned them to the shop where
distribution and use to help ensure that they reach certain levels of recyclability, you bought them, you could collect a small
more bottles are collected and turned back and more recycled plastic in their packaging. refund. A new reward scheme to incentivise
into new ones. There is huge scope for improving the design of recycling could give empty bottles a value
Coca-Cola Great Britain is playing a packaging to make it easier to recycle and to then perhaps even litter louts would think
leading role in changing the way we think reduce the consumption of resources in the first twice about throwing them into the nearest
about the disposal of plastic. Through a place. A 500ml Coca-Cola bottle, for example, hedge. Anyone who came across a discarded
partnership with Lincolnshire-based Clean now weighs just 19g half what it did in the bottle in the street would be able to profit by
Tech Europes largest and most-advanced mid-1990s. A glaceau smartwater bottle might picking it up and presenting it for recycling.
plastic-bottle recycling plant two billion look like any other plastic bottle, yet up to 30 Modern lifestyles require food and drink
bottles have been recycled since 2012. Coca- per cent of the material used in it is derived products that are packaged for safety and
Cola is already the biggest user of recycled from plant sources rather than from fossil fuels. convenience. But there is no reason why
plastic in Britain, but by 2020 it aims to double But the idea needs to be taken further, so packaging should be allowed to become
the amount of recycled content in its bottles that all those in the waste chain, including an environmental nuisance. With a little
from 25 to 50 per cent. local authorities and waste management imagination, a used plastic bottle can be turned
It will be harder to go above 50 per cent, companies, are included in the scheme. from a problem into a valuable resource.
however, until there is a step-change in the Funds raised from PRNs could also be
UKs recycling infrastructure. Rewards at all used by local authorities to improve recycling
levels from manufacturer to consumer schemes. At present, householders can be
could reduce plastic waste and help to create confused by recycling collections, which
MATTHEW PARRIS
B
rexit, says my friend David Aaro- are about destiny. Perhaps only secretly the single market and the customs union,
novitch, is dying. We Remainer you could contemplate the idea of being will ever get through this parliament, still
irreconcilables certainly hope so. poorer yet prouder: of exchanging a bit of less a new one under a new government?
But theres a slim chance the grisly Brexit take-home pay for that greater prize: inde- Your version of Brexit will either break or
project could yet pull through, and its right pendence and national self-respect. You find be broken by government.
to acknowledge this. So in a spirit of can- haggling about GDP, chlorinated chicken This leaves you with two alternatives. The
did friendship I write this letter to die-hard and Toyotas tariffs beneath the argument. first is to settle (as youd see it) for half a loaf,
Leavers, of whom a small but vigorous I, too, am conscious of those feelings and reconcile yourselves to a soft Brexit,
colony survives on these Spectator pages within myself. But we have to remind our- with concessions to the EU on the European
Dear Leavebugs, You know I am not of selves there was never a majority, never will Court of Justice, on immigration and on the
your number, but I understand you. I even be a majority, and was certainly no major- right to make our own trade deals.
feel for you. The Leave/Remain split is not ity at the European referendum last year, To do this, though, brings a terrible risk
a divide between two halves of the British for impoverishing ourselves in pursuit of for you: one Ive have warned about ever
population, but a war within the breast of national self-respect. You know very well since the referendum. This soft Brexit on
each person. Every feeling youve had, Ive that it was fear of such an eventuality that which you might fall back is essentially the
experienced too. Civil wars are always bitter; you needed to dispel during your Leave Norwegian option. But you Leavers and
wars within ourselves the most bitter of all. campaign. Hence that 350 million for the we Remainers argued so powerfully dur-
As an understanding friend, therefore, ing the campaign that we couldnt see how
though never an ally, I write to warn you that There was never a majority being rule-takers but no longer rule-makers
your project is in deep trouble. for impoverishing ourselves in was better than staying a member. That led
I know what you really want. You just pursuit of national self-respect you to say right out and us to say stay in.
want Britain out of any entanglement that Wisely, you Brexiteers dropped the Nor-
spans the English Channel. For you this is NHS you always knew was offside but way idea. Now we Remainers are reviving
as much an emotional longing as a practi- dared not repudiate. You know you could it. Beware. Ask yourselves why. Beware, too,
cal calculation an antipathy whose roots not have won without such reassurances. Remainers bearing transitional arrange-
go deep, back to the first and second world That reassurance has been shattered. ments for the single market, customs union,
wars, to the Napoleonic wars, to Englands Voters have understood well take a hit. and jurisdiction of the ECJ. Suspect a plot by
fear of the French Revolution; back (though Few now believe well be richer. People are my lot to procrastinate until you lot slip out
some of you may disown this root) to Prot- coming to fear we would be poorer. You do of vogue. Deadlines for any transition can
estant Englands detestation of Rome. surely know this is the way the mood is turn- be put back until kingdom come. Allow us
Be honest with yourselves. Though youre ing. You know, too, how the same mood is to lure you into these thickets, and you lose.
ready to assert the material benefits you say growing within the Lords and Commons. Your other alternative is bolder. Cheat
could flow from leaving Europe, you know You may think this faintheartedness is mis- Parliament of its chance to vote down a deal
in your heart that such calculations are sec- placed, but you cannot think it is temporary. by never reaching one. Keep your hostage in
ondary and speculative. They are not what And you know MPs run with the breeze. Downing Street and storm on towards the
drive you, but a posteriori arguments for an Can you still believe the hard Brexit you cliff edge in which we tumble out of the EU
impulse that came, first, from your heart: an favour, requiring Britains departure from without agreement. Persuade public opin-
impulse that would survive the demolition ion that Brussels bullies brought us to this
of any argument of economic advantage. breakdown, negotiation is now impossible,
Admit it. For you this isnt about money. and Britain must walk away and damn
Shut your eyes and make a supreme the consequences.
effort to confess your inner motivation. What Damning the consequences is all thats
is your immediate, instinctive, unguarded open to you now. Double or quits: a reckless
answer to the question: What if Brexit made strategy that could destroy the Conservative
us poorer? You know, dont you? party and land you in the rogues gallery of
Youd be disappointed, of course, and history, but its your only hope. You speak
sorry. Impoverishment isnt what you for millions, but unfortunately not tens of
expect. But youd still think it was right to millions. Good luck Charles; good luck,
leave. Your reasons are almost spiritual. James F and James D; good luck Freddy,
They relate to our whole identity as a peo- Rod, Dominic, Douglas. The way things are
ple; our nations soul; our place in history. going its double or quits for all of you. We
They do not (you believe) sit easily on any who are not about to die, salute you.
spreadsheet of material gains or losses, but As ever, Matthew.
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KIDS COMPANY FACES THE MUSIC
Committee, reviewed Poor conduct
It was surreal to sit in the Donmar Daniel Barenboim ruined an exquisite Prom with a Brexit sermon
Warehouse and watch Committee, a
musical based on the investigation into DOUGLAS MURRAY
the charity Kids Company.
The rst oddity was that anyone ever
thought to write a musical based on the
transcript of a Public Administration
and Constitutional Affairs Committee.
The second, that this production
wouldnt have existed if The Spectator
hadnt published an article (by me)
raising questions about Kids Companys
L
appallingly managed nances and the ast weekend Daniel Barenboim Europe there are many people who dis-
behaviour of its chief executive, brought the Staatskapelle Berlin to agree with the electorates choices in 2016.
Camila Batmanghelidjh. perform at the BBC Proms for a cycle But had the Democrats won the US elec-
Its strange that Camila has come to of Elgars symphonies. As Elgar only fin- tion, or Remain won the UK referendum,
this. In February 2015, it was considered ished two of the things, it is among the easier we would not be hearing such complaints.
sacrilege to utter a word against her. She symphonic cycles to pull off. But the Staat- Had the publics voted Clinton and Remain
was the untouchable friend of the BBC, skapelle played beautifully over two nights last year they would have been correct and
banks, politicians, rock stars, business-
at the Albert Hall, with moments of out- well-educated. People voting the wrong
people, models, thespians and Prince
standing musicianship. They were let down way must have done so because they were
Charles the embodiment of David
Camerons Big Society. only, at the end of the second evening, by uneducated.
But her story is one of classic hubris. their conductor. What is worse is that they did so against
After The Spectator dared question Turning around on the podium to face the advice of those better educated than
her, other revelations came to light. the audience, he announced that there was themselves, who are now forced to study
Batmanghelidjh spent 4,000 a month something he wanted to say. I dont know them in a belated effort at understanding.
renting a Grade II-listed house so she whether all of you will agree with me, but Only, of course, in order to then correct them.
could use its swimming pool; the charity I would really like to share that with you. As Barenboim continued: This isola-
funded a clients sex-change operation; And then he began to spoil the evening. tionist tendencies [sic] and nationalism in
an employees child was put through The Maestro informed us that the Staat- its very narrow sense, is something that is
private school. The charitys chairman, skapelle had delayed their holidays for a very dangerous and can only be fought with
Alan Yentob, further compromised Kids week in order to come and perform these a real great accent on the education of the
Company by using his status as a BBC
two concerts. He told us how much the new generation. The new generation have
panjandrum to take an uncomfortably
to understand that Greece and Germany
close interest in the Corporations own To my ears Elgars Second Symphony
coverage of what was hurtling towards and France and Denmark all have some-
being a fully blown scandal. speaks to many things, but the 2016 thing in common, called European culture.
The musical recreates the original referendum is not among them Throughout this my eyebrows began to rise.
set-up of the hearing: Batmanghelidjh After the concert I connected with various
(Sandra Marvin) and Yentob (Omar orchestra had fallen in love with these sym- other raised eyebrows.
Ebrahim) facing questions from MPs phonies and had particularly wanted to play None were angry, or furious just a lit-
with their backs to the audience, but TV them for us. This we already knew. None tle less euphoric than we would have been
monitors allowing every ash of anger of the players appeared to be there under had Barenboim let the music speak for itself.
to be seen. Neither was used to being duress. We witnessed no strings sawing away I was brought up on Barenboim. I regard his
challenged, and they hated it. sullenly, nor any among the wind sections recording of Elgars Cello Concerto (with
While the overall idea of Committee checking their watches. his first wife, Jacqueline du Pr) as some-
is interesting, it is fundamentally a
When I look at the world with so many thing of a holy place. I left profoundly disap-
wasted opportunity, restricted by its
isolation[ist] tendencies, I get very wor- pointed in him, and sad that in an era which
source material. Theres too much in this
production of Batmanghelidjh warbling ried, Barenboim continued. I know I am is witnessing the politicisation of absolutely
on about the catastrophically abandoned not alone. Most of the audience applaud- everything, it should prove impossible even
children and young people. The defence ed. After reminding us that he had married to go to an orchestral concert without being
she mounted at the real committee in the UK and been shown much affection coshed around the head with politics.
hearing may have been passionate, but by the country (as though to suggest things And politics of such presumption at that.
that didnt make it right or true. might be different now), he told us, The I dont regard myself as especially uncul-
The nal chapter of the story has not main problem of today is not the main poli- tured, uneducated or ill-read. Nor, like other
been written yet because it cant be: the cies of this country or of that country. The audience members I spoke with, would I
Charity Commission and the Ofcial main problem of today is that there is not regard myself as isolationist in my political
Receiver both launched investigations enough education. And if you look at the or cultural interests.
into it in late 2015 and, mysteriously, difficulties that the European continent is But nor do I think that the masterworks
have still not published their ndings.
going through now, you can see that, why it of classical music can only be heard on the
Perhaps when they are known, another
is, because of the lack of common education. condition that you are governed by the
theatre will properly tackle this
extraordinary tale of how the liberal Because in one country they do not know European Commission. Or that you can
elite was so in thrall to one brightly clad why they should belong to something that enjoy orchestral music only on the proviso
woman that it simply watched as millions the other countries do. that you endorse Angela Merkels ongo-
disappeared. Miles Goslett The use of education in this context is ing open-doors immigration policy. Some
a serious euphemism. Across America and advanced pessimist might even ponder how
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long the one might survive the other. earth can we not continue to be now? Why
There was also the sheer discourtesy of should people keep getting away with this
the whole thing; to fully understand one claim that if we love European culture (and
need only play this the other way around. who but a madman would not?), then we
Imagine a strongly pro-Brexit conductor must by necessity agree to be governed
using his platform on a German rostrum to under one political system, under one juris-
lecture a German audience about the pit- diction? Why must it be Dante or Brexit,
falls of the EU and the sad lack of education Goethe or bust? It is not just untruthful and
evident in any country repeatedly willing to manipulative but ugly this colonisation
vote in Angela Merkel as Chancellor. Would of our collective culture in the name of a
I be put off by such a speech? Very much single current political ideal.
so. I no more desire conductors to channel At the end of his remarks, Barenboim
Nigel Farage after a symphony than Jean- concluded: The real evils of the world
Claude Juncker. What is more, a British con- can only be fought with a humanism that
ductor addressing a continental audience keeps us all together. Including you. And
as though they dwelt in a country of semi- Bloody gloating Brexiteers. Im going to show you I really mean it. At
educated isolationists eager to begin the which point he directed the Staatskapelle
pogroms might be deemed to lack courtesy. classical music buff knows that stylistically in a performance of the first of the Pomp
Yet even that is not the worst thing. Elgar was a German composer. To Daniel and Circumstance marches. Marvel at this
The worst thing was the realisation that Barenboim this proves his claim made in German orchestra playing your national
the most dishonest effort will be ongoing. a pre-performance interview with the BBC music, Barenboim appeared to be saying,
That is the effort to force-feed us the idea that Elgars symphonies are the best case to the marvelment of absolutely no one in
that the political construct of the European against Brexit. an audience familiar with British orches-
Union (whatever one thinks of it) is one and To which, beyond heavy sighing, the only tras playing Wagner and German orches-
the same with all European culture, both thing I might add is that to my ears Elgars tras playing Elgar.
before and after the EUs creation. With Second Symphony speaks to many things, Music is as Barenboim well knows
the follow-on implication that outside of but the 2016 referendum is not among them. the international language. It should be
the one you are not allowed the other. As it Elgar managed to be influenced by Ger- the art form most capable of bringing peo-
happens, spurred on by the excellent horn man culture and managed to write his great ple together. How strange to see him use it
section of the Staatskapelle, I spent part works before even Valry Giscard dEstaing instead to drive people apart.
of the concert pondering the musical debt was born. If Elgar could be subsumed in the
Elgar owes to Richard Strauss. But then any culture of the continent in his day, why on Read Richard Bratbys Proms review on p.38.
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dward Colston, mega-rich philan- transporting about 85,000 enslaved Africans 2010 Smash it to pieces, love it to bits
thropist around the year 1700, is the across the Atlantic, including 12,000 children several people struggle to break the orange,
nearest thing Bristol has to a patron as young as six. All of them were brand- including a secretary with a phone and
saint. The largest stained glass window in the ed hot irons on flesh with the initials man who whacks it on a glass coffee table,
cathedral there is dedicated to him. Go and RAC. Roger Ball says just under a quarter, breaking the table.
do thou likewise, it commands. 19,300, including 2,500 children, died during
Theres no doubt Bristol owes Colston. the crossings, in filthy conditions. Colston
Porn-watching
He funded almshouses and schools here; was eventually the deputy governor of the The government said porn sites must
made countless donations to churches and company that oversaw this horrendous busi- introduce credit card-based age verification
charities, some of which work wonders to ness. Its absurd, argues Ball, to pretend he systems to guard against access by children.
this day. And many signs of Victorian civic was some sort of moral hero to be honoured. How many people look at porn online?
gratitude to him litter the place. There The Countering Colston group are as A 2016 NSPCC report said 65 per cent
are half a dozen Colston roads and three thoughtful and measured as Rhodes Must of 15- to 16-year-olds and 48 per cent of
Colston schools, for instance including Fall are hysterical and vituperative. They 11- to 16-year-olds had accessed it in the
one which churns out more England rugby dont wish to wipe his name from the city. UK. In the younger group 19 per cent
players than Eton creates prime ministers. But Joanna Burch-Brown, a philosophy admitted searching for it; the rest said they
Colston is or was so venerated that lecturer at Bristol University, tells me they had stumbled upon it accidentally.
local schoolchildren are occasionally taken think the cathedral and other churches A 2015 survey for a womens magazine
on field trips to see a clump of his hair and should stop hosting ceremonies presenting found that 90 per cent of women had
watched porn, 31 per cent every week.
his nails, which are preserved like medieval
relics at the Merchants Hall. Beside a brass Children should be told the full story A 2009 study to compare attitudes
of young Montreal men who regularly
statue of Colston on Colston Avenue is of his complicated life. People can be watched porn with those who did not was
a plaque proclaiming him to be one of the heroes and villains. Its a useful lesson abandoned after the latter group could
most virtuous and wise sons of the city. not be found.
But theres now a great fuss being made him as a symbol of the good Samaritan. A 2013 study by an Israeli company
about this paragon. When I last saw the David Olusoga, a black Bristolian, broad- found that 8.5 per cent of all web-page
statue, Colstons hands and face had been caster and historian, puts it starkly: For hun- clicks are on porn sites.
splattered with whitewash. Students have dreds of years now literally an annual
been pacing about with banners, calling for ceremony has been held in Bristol to remem- Byng on target
it to be pulled down. ber fondly the life and the philanthropy of a
This is Bristols own version of the mass murderer. Imagine if that were a tradi- A study by Michael Byng, who devised
Rhodes Must Fall campaign, which clam- tion maintained in the Deep South. Network Rails system for estimating the
costs of HS2, said the total could rise to
oured for the removal of the statue of Cecil Its a persuasive argument. I dont think
104 billion. How have official estimates of
Rhodes from Oxford Universitys Oriel the statue needs to go, but would it hurt
the first London to Birmingham phase, and
College, on the grounds that he was racist. to add another plaque, explaining that, of the whole project, changed?
Rhodes Must Fall plagued Oxford for years; although Colston was a great philanthro- phase 1 whole project
Rhodes quite rightly remains upright. pist at home, he was also complicit in death 2011 16 bn 32.7 bn
I went to Bristol recently, thinking that and suffering abroad? Should the cathedrals 2013 22 bn 42.6 bn
Colston probably shouldnt fall, and that this window really insist: Go and do thou like- 2015 27.4 bn 55.7 bn
story was just another example of juvenile wise? Perhaps, instead of visiting his relics,
activism. To my surprise, though, Im now the schoolchildren of Bristol should be told Final journey
not quite sure that the protestors against the full story of his complicated life. People
Colston dont have a point. can be heroes and villains. Its a useful lesson. The High Court saw another challenge to
Roger Ball, a member of the Countering To deplore slavers and racists, you have the law on assisted dying, which remains
Colston group, is an aircraft engineer and a to remember them, said Lionel Shriver in illegal in Britain. From which countries did
the Swiss clinic Dignitas derive most of its
sort of hobbyist historian. In almost resigned the pages of this magazine. Yet in Bristol, for
customers from 1998 to 2016?
tones, he explained to me why Colston is more than a century, Edward Colston has
Germany ....... 1,079 USA ................ 75
not someone we should be celebrating. been misremembered. UK .................... 357 Austria ............ 51
Colston made some of his fortune in the France ............... 257 Canada ............ 48
Royal African Company in the late 17th cen- SPECTATOR.CO.UK/PODCAST Switzerland ...... 166 Israel ............... 33
tury. At the time, it had a complete monop- Will Heaven and Tom Slater from Spiked Italy ................... 101
oly over the slave trade from west Africa, magazine on Edward Colston.
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AMSTERDAM NOTEBOOK
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one proceeds with each accordingly. In numb feet and declared me The One, upon Julie Burchill on drinking.
I
first walked into the Oval as a small boy mind. Originally a market garden, it became est run-scorer the game has known was
in the early 1950s. My family home was a field of play in 1845 and went on to host bowled second ball for a duck in his last Test
in Brixton, only a few minutes from the some of the great events of sporting history; innings. It was also where 21-year-old Len
ground. More than 60 years later, those early predominantly but not only cricket. Hutton scored 364 against Australia, at that
memories are still vivid. I sat on what were The first FA Cup Final was held at the Oval point the highest total in Test cricket.
then very uncomfortable wooden benches in 1872 (Wanderers beat Royal Engineers); As well as being a great batsman, Brad-
with sandwiches, an apple and a bottle of so was the first rugby international (Eng- man was exceptionally polite. On a wet day
Tizer. On my lap was a schoolboy scorebook land beat Scotland). Athletics, lacrosse, ten- at the Oval in the 1990s, I was with Raman
in which I recorded every run. The Surrey nis, cycling and even baseball have featured. Subba Row, the former England batsman.
team that won the championship for seven This is unique among the worlds leading Noting that it was The Dons birthday, we
years in a row held me transfixed. I still sports venues. decided to call him.
believe they were the greatest county side Over the past 30 years, wise administra- He asked how the Test was going and I
of all time although Yorkshire would dis- tors have made the Oval one of the worlds told him, adding that we were in the middle
pute this vigorously. finest cricket grounds. Right from the start of a rain break. Whats the weather like with
The teams supreme bowling attack was it has sat in the shadow of the famous gaso- you? I asked. Dunno, came the reply. Its
led by Alec Bedser stately as a galleon as meter, but otherwise much has changed. In three oclock in the morning down here!
he ran up to the crease. His opening part- The Oval is often privileged to stage the
ner Peter Loader was as thin as a rail and To be there is always an event to be final Test match in a series, which always
fast as a whippet. To supplement this formi- there at the 100th Test match will be adds spice to the contest. No one yet knows
dable pair, Surrey had the spin duo of Lock to savour a slice of cricket heaven how the current South African series will
and Laker. When Bert Lock, the grounds- develop. But what we do know is that the
man (no relation), swept the wicket between the second world war it was first bombed, Oval will be full; world-class cricket will be
innings, the crowd held its breath to see if then prepared but never used as a on display; the game will be fiercely fought;
the dust rose: if it did, signalling a field day prisoner-of-war camp. But through all these the crowd (although partisan) will embrace
for the spinners, they licked their lips in changes its character has remained the same. every fine performance; and the atmosphere
anticipation. The prevailing wisdom was that The ground has given me so many treas- will be akin to a fiesta.
if Lock didnt get them, Laker would. ured memories. In 1956 I saw Denis Comp- The Ovals 100th Test match will be a
Surrey also had Peter May, the finest tons Test swansong, when he defied the years moment for enthusiasts to savour and an
English batsman I have ever seen. One day and his wrecked knee to score 94 before opportunity to look back on the grounds
I borrowed my fathers gold stopwatch, his being caught on the boundary off a sweep. great history. Conversation will flow natu-
most prized possession, to time the seconds Eight years later I saw Fred Truemans 300th rally from the game being played to the
it took for a May on-drive to hit the bound- Test wicket (Hawke c. Cowdrey b. True- cricket and cricketers of long ago. Some will
ary pickets. But as I pressed the stop but- man). When the West Indies played at the summon up and speak as though they
ton, the watch slipped from my grasp and Oval, the Caribbean Brixtonians made it a had been there the 1902 Test and Gilbert
smashed on the stone terracing. home game for the visitors. The atmosphere Jessops famous hundred. Others, especially
When I went home to confess my sin, noisy, affectionate and humorous was Surrey supporters, may talk of the great Jack
my father, gazing forlornly at the innards of quite simply magical. As was so much else I Hobbs and the tens of thousands of runs he
his watch, said very slowly: Tell me about have seen over the years: Devon Malcolms scored on the same turf. Yet more may recall
this Peter May. So I did, hoping that my destruction of the South African batting in the old groundsman Bosser Martin, who
evident enthusiasm would mitigate the perfect pitches broke the spirit of bowlers
offence. And it did, although my father was and delighted batsmen. Others may reflect
still short of one gold stopwatch. on well, so much else.
I recount all this because next week the To be at the Oval is always an event in
Oval will reach its own century: it becomes itself to be there at the 100th Test match
only the fourth ground in history to have will be to savour another small slice of crick-
staged 100 Test matches. England has sev- et heaven.
eral magnificent cricket grounds, most obvi- Lords is often said to be the cathedral
ously Lords, and many more have great of cricket. If thats the case, then the Oval is
charm. To me, however, the Oval is special. surely the high altar. For me, with a lifetime
It is a second home, a theatre of dreams and, of memories and devotion to Surrey, Lords
in difficult times, a sanctuary. In the midst of has my admiration but the Oval will
turmoil it has always brought me peace of always have my heart.
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LETTERS
N
ow heres a tricky question. The continue as their private fiefdom but with and saying: Oh no, your eminence, of course
worlds largest oil company, poten- the benefit of being able to scoop up inter- you dont have to switch off your phone.
tially worth six times as much as national investors cash? And if New York Maybe it has to be done, but it smacks of
ExxonMobil and ten times as much as is their only alternative destination its sure- desperation.
Royal Dutch Shell, wants to list its shares on ly questionable whether we need to offer
a major stock exchange next year, and has them everything they demand. American Regeneration Game
indicated that the choice is between London regulators would certainly insist on a higher
and New York. The companys initial public degree of scrutiny, while at the political Im a huge fan of Game of Thrones, the
offering of just 5 per cent of its shares prom- level there is the unpredictability of Donald epic television drama that has returned for
ises a $100 billion deal that will generate a Trump to contend with, as well as an embar- a seventh season. This is a show that offers
fee bonanza for bankers, lawyers and PR rassment of lawsuits by victims of the 9/11 wisdom as well as bloody excitement and
men in the chosen marketplace, with sever- attacks accusing the Saudi government of parables for the Conservative leadership
al more tranches to come. Clearly London supporting terrorists. struggle, though I hope well never have to
should go all-out to win this lucrative and watch Theresa May emulate Cersei Lannis-
prestigious piece of business, which would The Brexit angle ters naked walk of shame. Its also a rich
reconfirm the Citys pre-eminent place in source of aphorisms for management gurus,
the financial world. But the company is Ara- Cementing Londons claim to the Aramco emphasising as it does the importance of
mco and its owners, the Saudi royal family, mandate was clearly on Theresa Mays agen- succession planning, the dangers of debt
are leveraging their power as Middle East da when she visited Riyadh in April with (especially to the merciless Iron Bank of
and Opec kingpins to demand special treat- LSE chief Xavier Rolet in her entourage Braavos), and the need to be prepared for a
ment, as they always do. Just how far should and there we glimpse the Brexit angle long economic winter ahead.
we bend over to accommodate them? to this story. The LSE has been knocked But most of all, Game of Thrones shows
Touch your toes, boys, seems to be the sideways by the collapse of its proposed how the UKs strengths in the creative
answer from the Financial Conduct Author- merger with Deutsche Brse of Germany. industries can be deployed to regenerate
ity, led by the Bank of Englands Andrew For fear of being reduced to a second-tier depressed areas. Much of it is filmed at the
Bailey. Without actually naming Aramco, the offshore exchange while Frankfurt seizes its Titanic Studios in Belfasts old shipyards,
FCA has come up with proposals to allow big chance to become the hub of European and on location around Northern Ireland. A
foreign state-owned companies to list in the capital markets, London is eager to attract quango called Northern Ireland Screen pro-
LSEs premium category which normal- new business from further afield. And that vided 14 million of funding for the first six
ly carries the highest level of governance means welcoming privatisation listings from series, and estimates that 146 million came
and requires 25 per cent of the shares to be places not best known for their account- back in spending, not least by Thronie
offered but with rule changes that blatant- ing standards, business probity or general tourists while a world-class skills base
ly reduce protection for minority investors. attachment to democracy and the rule of has been built up and busloads of our finest
Most importantly, such companies would law: Kazakhstan and Russia spring to mind, actors have been kept in steady work.
no longer be required to do business with as well as Saudi Arabia. My Belfast correspondent, currently
their controlling state shareholder on arms- Those who rub their hands at the fee queuing to be a battle-scene extra, tells me
length commercial terms, so investors will prospects of Aramcos listing argue that this the impact of Game of Thrones has been
only find out afterwards if the company has is an example of the need for pragmatism really remarkable, a great boost to the econ-
sold significant assets back to its govern- in expanding our trade horizons after Brex- omy of the entire region. DUP leader Arlene
ment at below-market prices. Nor will inves- it: the City has always done business with Foster, in her previous role as enterprise
tors have a vote on who represents them on Johnny Foreigner, whatever his funny habits, minister, was eager to salute the show as the
the companys board if they are unhappy and sophisticated investors will simply price best thing to happen to Northern Irelands
with the way their interests are treated. such shares on their merits, marking them post-Troubles image abroad a curious
If the Saudis asked for these exemptions, down if they have governance faults. example of a real modern conflict being
we might ask why. Do they intend Aramco But bending investor-protection rules in effaced by a fictional cod-medieval one.
(which has yet to produce an independent order to usher representatives of unsavoury And if the shows contribution passes 200
audit of its oil reserves, for example) to con- regimes into the LSEs premium enclo- million after the final series next year, thats
duct itself like other global energy compa- sure is akin to offering them seats in Wim- 200 million which Tory ministers wont have
nies whose shares are publicly traded, or to bledons Royal Box, waiving the dress code to bung Arlene to keep her onside.
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ON LOAN FROM THE BRITISH MUSEUM, LONDON THE TRUSTEES OF THE BRITISH MUSEUM
Graham Robb admires
a poet who writes, like
W.H. Auden, in praise
of limestone
James Walton discovers
that imagining Stalins
sickbed is a strangely
enjoyable experience
Henry Keswick takes
another gleeful swipe at his
old enemy, Chris Patten
James Delingpole worries
that Game of Thrones has
become a paean to third-
wave feminism
Deborah Ross suggests
logging on to Wikipedia
before watching Dunkirk
Lloyd Evans suspects
Queen Anne was written
by Google Translate on
the wrong setting
BOOKS
A strange vibration
The original hippy message was innocent and pure before the
summer of love turned to the winter of exploitation, says Mick Brown
In Search of the Lost Chord: war in Vietnam, folk protest music, a grow- the spiritual notion that there were deeper
1967 and the Hippy Idea ing disenchantment with materialism and values than fame and fortune. Peace and
by Danny Goldberg all forms of authority began to coalesce love. As a movement it was Dionysian,
Icon Books, 14.99, pp 280 to create a single movement, if one can idealistic, utopian, spiritual without being
describe something so inchoate, amorphous conventionally religious. The term Gold-
Among the many curiosities revealed in this and varied in its ideas and objectives as a berg uses to summarise the prevailing
book, few are more startling than the fact movement, that would come to constitute mood is agape the Greek word distin-
that at the height of the so called summer what Arnold Toynbee called a red warning guishing universal love from interpersonal
of love in 1967 the British historian Arnold light for the American way of life. love (eros).
Toynbee, on a visit to San Francisco, made his The seedbed for the movement was the Goldberg recounts his own epiphany
way to the Haight-Ashbury district hippy Haight a neighbourhood of run-down, after taking LSD for the first time not
central to catch a concert by one of the Victorian wood-frame houses, settled by the quasi-religious experience described
Bay Areas most popular bands, Quicksilver artists, musicians and bohemians. by Kesey and that other apostle of acid,
Messenger Service. Just what Toynbee, who The principal catalyst, of course, was Timothy Leary, but a more down-to-earth
was 78 at the time, made of the groups epic drugs, notably LSD. The author Ken realisation that, having been brought up to
exercise in free form, psychedelic improvi- Kesey, who had first sampled the drug as believe that everything in life was deep
sation, The Fool, Goldberg does not men- a volunteer for hospital tests being con- and serious, drugs gave him permission to
tion. But he does tell us that elsewhere in ducted surreptitiously on behalf of the be happy.
the Haight, at around the same time, Dame CIA, spread the word through a series of Goldberg writes in a style that is more
Margot Fonteyn and Rudolf Nureyev were acid tests in and around San Francisco, at methodical than inspired, and he is clearly
being busted at a party where pot was being which the Grateful Dead acted as informal more interested in some aspects of the era
smoked, and that Nureyev performed a jet house-band. than others. The chapters on music and
into the back of a police van. In October 1966, the American govern- this is strange, given his own background
By then the Haight, as the district was ment outlawed LSD. Three months later, are curiously perfunctory, the pen por-
known, was to all intents and purposes traits of leading artists of the day such as the
finished. Hippies had been the subject of San Francisco, owers in your Grateful Dead, Phil Ochs and Country Joe
a cover story in Time magazine, and the hair, free love it all seems as and the Fish as devoid of colour and anima-
Haight was fast being populated by teenage tion as Wikipedia entries. Faced with having
runaways, panhandlers, drug dealers and
remote as a fever-dream to say something about the most signifi-
assorted charlatans, a human zoo for gawp- cant recording of 1967, Sgt Peppers Lonely
ing tourists in Gray Line buses, pausing only in January 1967, more than 30,000 peo- Hearts Club Band, Goldberg simply gives
to buy Love Burgers from an enterprising ple gathered in San Franciscos Golden up, admitting: I have nothing to add to the
merchant. Gate Park to protest against the new law thousands who have analysed the albums
The summer of love was giving way at the first Human Be-In, or Gathering music.
to the winter of exploitation. In October of the Tribes, as it was called: the tribes, The rise of the Black Power movement
1967, a group of community elders organ- in this case, being hippies from the Haight, Stokely Carmichael, Muhammad Ali
ised a mock funeral procession through anti-war radicals from across the Bay in (idolised by pot-smoking hippies) and race
the Haight to mark the passing of Hippie, Berkeley, unreconstructed Beats from an riots and the growing interest in eastern
devoted son of the media, suggesting that earlier generation, Hells Angels, assorted religions are dispatched in a similarly des-
from now on the acceptable term would be free-thinkers and oddballs and the Diggers ultory manner. There is much in this book
free men. It would never catch on. an anarchist group, named after the 17th- to digest rare is a volume whose index
San Francisco, flowers in your hair, free century English radicals, who advocated the includes Thoreau, Chogyam Trungpa, Billy
love it all seems as remote and unreal as abolition of money and pioneered free food Graham, the Black Panthers and Donald
a fever-dream. programmes on the Haight. It was at this Trump. But it suffers from the lack of a
Danny Goldberg was a teenager in the gathering that Timothy Leary uttered what developing narrative, and often seems stilt-
1960s, growing up in New York in a liberal would become the mantra of the movement ed and episodic.
Jewish family. He was exposed to drugs and turn on, tune in, drop out. One of the more striking aspects of
student radicalism, became a rock journal- Ronald Reagan, in 1967 newly installed the era was how the erosion of tradition-
ist, then a record executive and the manager as governor of California, defined a hippie al forms of authority created a vacuum
of Nirvana. Old enough to have savoured as someone who looks like Tarzan, walks into which other forms of authority, both
1967 without fully digesting it, he has writ- like Jane and smells like Cheetah. Gold- benign and malignant, could enter. Haight
ten a book that sits halfway between social berg offers a more positive definition. It was was full of lost sheep in search of a good
history and memoir. to strive to be a happy and good person, shepherd, and street-corner gurus, cults
He describes how a multitude of differ- observing the moral imperative to fight for and instant religions flickered like moths
ent elements the fight for civil rights, the civil rights and against the war, and abide by around a bright light.
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REX FEATURES
Timothy Leary apostle of acid and,
according to Richard Nixon, the most
dangerous man in America
stand. Which parts of this constantly self- The Films of John le Carr in unwholesome speculations about her
undermining story do we believe? patient, a fortysomething virgin: she imag-
Using some neat formal trickery and ined her virginity like a strong muscle
cleverly suggestive atmosphere, this is
The films of John Le Carr
between her legs, making all her other mus-
a story about a marriage in trouble, and Are impossible to understand cles strong, making everything in her extra
about a seemingly impossible desire to pro- The Tardis more pleasurable alive. Mirror Ball is a parable about a cas-
tect a young child from threatening reality, ual encounter in which the man holds back
but also about something else, something
More plausible
his soul whereas the woman is afraid of giv-
unavoidable and powerful but terrifyingly Anything mildly erotic. ing hers away; when she relents, Her little
vague (and maddeningly hard to describe demon consorts punched their fists in the air
usefully in a review). At first glance there and cheered.
may not seem much to this little book, but
When Ahmed opens his shirt
This framing of sexual contact as a
it has a funny way with dimensions its You can see hes humiliation of our personal particularity
effects are amplified, and they linger. Been badly done over. implies a somewhat passive and pessimis-
tic view of female sexuality, and the prig-
Possibly some competitive
gish vibe is not helped by some rather icky
A choice of Middle-aged Old Etonians descriptions: a young womans vagina is her
Have got him to betray warm spring darkness, and a man performs
short stories cunnilingus like a bear picking berries
His family
Houman Barekat In Gentlemens Clubs where
with the elegant black finger of its tongue
(this occurs, aptly, on page 69).
It cant be easy to switch between editing Everyone works for both sides, There is nonetheless something grimly
others peoples fiction and writing your compelling about the Darwinist biological
own: how do you suspend that intuitive
A kind of togetherness
determinism that informs Gaitskills inter-
critical impulse? Gordon Lish, who is best On opulent stairwells est in the crude cinder blocks of male and
known as the editor of Raymond Carvers Ever upwards to the big bow-wow. female down in the basement, holding up
short stories but has also written plenty of the house. A conversation in the collec-
fiction in his own right, is familiar with this tions opening story, pointedly set at the
dilemma, and in White Plains (Little Island The end is so complicated start of the Reagan years, establishes the
Press, 18.99) he has fun with it. These sto- Everyone only pretends recognition mood: Weakness is really evil in a way. Its
ries are replete with parenthetical um-ing like being connected with the ugly things in
and ah-ing over synonyms, punctuation
Utter stupidity would be a better judge
the world. Youre the clubfooted straggler
and grammatical solecisms a prolix Thus deprived from the cinema endangering the herd. You make people
testament to the agonies of prose com- And glad to be back depressed and sentimental.
position: Losing tone here, not retaining Jim Shepard might want to steer clear
In some kind of real
purchase on stance here, falling to pieces of Gaitskills book. In an impressively futile
with the cowards frolic along the phrase- Time travel, gesture, Shepard some time ago declared
ological here. When Lish declares, at the I hurry home to watch war on the psychological turn in fiction
outset of one story, that every utterance what he calls the tyranny of the epipha-
Part One of
in this book has been coddled he really ny. To this end the stories in The World to
means it. Casanova in Blackpool. Come (Riverrun, 16.99) are resolutely plot-
The material collected here ranges driven, and firmly situated in the material
from short fictions such as Naugahyde, world: civil and military infrastructure fea-
Tim Thomas
a terse, elliptical dialogue between a mar- tures prominently, as does ecology.
ried man and his mistress, to meander- Safety Tips for Living Alone tells of a
ing soliloquies such as Declaration of actions of their partners. In their sensitive disaster in which an Air Force base in the
Dependence, in which the author gives rendering of the emotional distance that Atlantic is a destroyed by a storm, killing
out his personal telephone number and opens up often with jarring suddenness many servicemen. The narrative alternates
encourages the reader to give him a call in the terminal phase of formerly inti- between the unravelling of the disaster and
only if you are... feeling truly up to it mate relationships, these vignettes call to the distress of the wives back home. Con-
and up for it. Lishs riffing whimsy and mind Joseph Conrads poignant observa- cerns had been raised about the safety of the
winkingly mannered prose style wont be tion that We live as we dream alone. structure, and ignored; state incompetence
everyones cup of tea; readers who wish But there are also flickers of warmth. was to blame. Similarly, the narrator of Pos-
to preserve their sanity would be well The Breeze depicts the restlessness of a itive Train Control laments the deregula-
advised to dip in and out of White Plains, woman whose boyfriend is an inveterate tion of rail safety and its deleterious impact
rather than read it in one stretch. homebody; her enjoyment of their evening on the management of hazardous materi-
Altogether more accessible is Joshua on the town is ruined by her niggling sense als. Elsewhere we have a journal of a 19th-
Ferriss The Dinner Party (Viking, 14.99) that she is missing out on the possibility century sea voyage, an account of a
which teases wry humour out of stagnant of a different night, better companions, 17th-century volcanic eruption leading to a
or moribund relationships in contempo- competing visions of a finer life. It feels tsunami, and a plodding tableau of agrarian
rary New York. A man who comes clean for all the world like yet another break-up hardship. (The most fortunate of us persist
about an affair pleads, in mitigation, that is in the offing, but the story ends on an without prospering.)
everybody else is at it too; a woman con- ambiguous note, so perhaps they will mud- The collections overriding themes a
soles her sexually underperforming part- dle through. plaintive mistrust of governmental author-
ner with a damning pat on the head. Ferris Mary Gaitskills Dont Cry (Serpents ity, and timorous awe at mans impotence in
gently lampoons the hapless obliviousness Tail, 8.99) offers a bleaker take on the face of natures destructive power are
of his male protagonists, who are jolted male-female relations, and sex in particu- apposite to our times, but the competently
out of their complacency by the decisive lar. In An Old Virgin, a doctor indulges pedestrian prose belongs to an earlier era.
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ARTS
G
reat novels rarely make great mov-
ies, but for half a century one direc-
tor has been showing all the others
how its done. James Ivory has worked his
magic on all sorts of authors, from Kazuo
Ishiguro to Henry James, and this week the
finest of all his adaptations returns to the
big screen. A film thats almost two and a
half hours long, non-stop talking, set in the
Edwardian era who would have thought
that would be such a huge success? says
Ivory, on the phone from his home in upstate
New York. Yet somehow, this taciturn direc-
tor turned a wordy novel by E.M. Forster
into a gripping drama. How did he do it?
By creating the ideal setting, meticulous in
every detail, then stepping back and giving
his creative colleagues room to breathe. never better than in The Europeans; Chris- er. Critical acclaim arrived early, but they
Howards End is an object lesson in topher Reeve was never better than in The had to wait a long time for their first block-
directing without vanity. Ivorys artist- Bostonians. Ivory treats his actors as equals, buster. Wed been making films for 20 years
ry is invisible he casts his spells behind and from Greta Scacchi in Heat and Dust to before we had a really huge hit.
the scenes. He gives his actors time and Helena Bonham Carter in A Room with a They made their first four films in India
space to get inside their characters. Youre View, his stars have always risen to the occa- before relocating to America, and India
absorbed by them because you believe in sion. Has Hugh Grant ever surpassed his remained a part of them, throughout their
them, and because you believe in them, you role in Maurice? Has Anthony Hopkins joint career. Wherever he was and whatev-
care about them, even when theyre just sit- ever surpassed his role in The Remains of er he did, there was India he was India,
ting around in stuffy drawing rooms, writing The Day? says Ivory, of his soulmate. His Indian-ness
letters and drinking tea. Emma Thompson So what makes Ivory such a master film- was part of everything he did. Their life-
won an Oscar, a Bafta and a Golden Globe maker? Sure, hes a talented auteur; but long bond was broken only by Merchants
for her performance as Margaret Schlegel, above all, its because hes a superb team death, from an abdominal ulcer, aged 68.
a decent woman torn between idealism player for 44 years, the quieter half of the Otherwise theyd surely still be making mov-
and bourgeois respectability, but she could film industrys leading duo. ies together. Since Merchant died, in 2005,
have shared these prizes with several of her James Ivory was born in California in Ivory has made a few more films but, both
co-stars. Like all the best conductors, Ivory 1928, raised in Oregon, and studied film- professionally and personally, his relation-
allows his soloists to shine. Filmmaking is making at the University of Southern Cal- ship with his beloved Ismail was clearly the
like making music, its a collaborative effort ifornia. In 1959, he met the Indian film fulcrum of his life. He really was fearless,
a lot of people have a lot to say when producer Ismail Merchant, who became his remembers Ivory. He had tremendous drive
youre making a movie, and youve got to lis- companion and artistic partner. He want- and enthusiasm and optimism, and endless
ten to them, he says. You have to do whats ed to make films with good stories well- physical energy.
good for the film. You have to put ego aside. written, well-acted stories that made sense From the 1960s to the 1990s, Merchant
Howards End may be remembered as and were truthful and civilised, says Ivory. Ivory was a synonym for sophisticated cin-
Ivorys greatest movie, but his ability to In 1961 they formed Merchant Ivory Pro- ema intelligent, sensitive stories, in for-
tease out great performances is by no means ductions and for the next 44 years they were eign or period settings, often adapted from
confined to just one film. Lee Remick was inseparable, making dozens of films togeth- classic fiction and always immaculately told.
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BOOKS & ARTS
They could be radical and daring (Maurice tions of A Room with a View and Howards offstage by a hail of coins from an unim-
was a trailblazer for gay cinema), but in an End. pressed King Joffrey. With Ed Sheeran, on
era of sexploitation flicks and shoot em ups, What made her such a good scriptwriter the other hand, we had to endure a full scene
the brand was a badge of quality, a guarantee all along was that she was a very, very good of him sitting there in the woods, being ami-
to moviegoers that they were in safe hands. novelist, says Ivory. Usually film directors able Ed Sheeran with his ginger Ed Sheeran
Their personalities were perfectly dont have the luck and the opportunity to hair singing an Ed Sheeran-style song and
attuned, in private and in public. Ivory was work with a first-class fiction writer. Her being himself. And you just sat there think-
(mostly) reserved while Merchant was ebul- death, in 2013, left Ivory the last one stand- ing: Here I am watching Ed Sheeran doing a
lient. His powers of persuasion were leg- ing, and marked the passing of an age. In cameo in Game of Thrones. Surely the very
endary, but he was charming rather than todays fragmented culture, where relation- least they could have arranged is for him to
bludgeoning. It made all the difference in ships are so fleeting, its hard to imagine a have been stabbed, or something?
the world. Big stars were keen to work for director, producer and screenwriter work- Worse, though, for my money, was the
them, even for smaller fees they knew the ing together so happily and productively for scene at Winterfell, which has been invaded
budgets would be modest, but that produc- more than 40 years. We all knew each other by something more terrifying and insidious
tion standards would be first rate. Backers very well the longer we worked together, even than White Walkers: feminism. Sansa
were delighted to support intellectual films the better we got, he recalls. We were all Stark, for example. Through the six previ-
that actually made a profit: A Room with a very close. We had different apartments in ous seasons, her main job has been to act as
View cost less than $4 million and took more the same building, and we were constantly the most put-upon descendant of Ned Stark
meeting and talking. We were like a family. multiply raped by her evil husband the
Their personalities were perfectly Jhabvala also turned him on to Henry Bastard of Bolton, manipulated by Little-
James. Hes an author whos made for you! finger, eventually to be rescued by strong
attuned. Ivory was reserved while she told him. You would love his books! female Brienne of Tarth. Less of a character,
Merchant was ebullient She gave him a copy of The Europeans, more of a plot device to evoke sympathy for
the film of which became Merchant Ivorys the House Stark, and fire up our desire for
than $70 million at the box office. At that first commercial hit in 1979. She knew my revenge.
point the studios came to us, thinking we had strengths and she also knew my weakness- Now, suddenly, shes full of ideas. Theres
some secret, that we could make these films es, says Ivory, of this multifaceted, multina- Jon Snow trying to make plans. And here
for very little money which would then make tional writer. And without her, there might she is undermining him at public meetings
a lot of money for everybody and get rave have been no film of Howards End. Thats with silly ideas of her own. Then, after hes
reviews. After half a lifetime together, their the mountain you want to try and climb, put her down and asserted his authority, fox-
partnership had become instinctive. Ismail she told Ivory, after hed filmed A Room ily congratulating him in private on his wis-
and I didnt need to talk. Somehow, we were with a View and Maurice. Ivory reread the
just like one machine, moving forward. I book and decided to proceed, and although We had to endure a full scene of Ed
trusted him utterly and he trusted me, and I hes made many other fine films, before Sheeran being Ed Sheeran. Why was
think we never let each other down. and since, his canon would be incomplete he not stabbed or something?
Yet despite the cinematic finesse, Ivory without it. Indeed, the most famous lines in
has never been afraid to fight his corner. this book could be a manifesto for his film- dom with an intimacy that makes you half
In James Ivory in Conversation: How Mer- making: Only connect! Only connect the wonder: Oh good Lord. Not another Cersei/
chant Ivory Makes Its Movies (published by prose and the passion, and both will be exalt- Jamie scenario, surely?
the University of California Press in 2005) ed, and human love will be seen at its height. Meanwhile, Winter is coming and the
he described uber-producer Harvey Wein- White Walkers whove been dithering
stein as a large, restless and ambitious man, A restoration of Howards End is at selected frightfully since the Battle of Hardhome
unlovely in manner and speech, possess- cinemas nationwide from 28 July. two seasons ago, I must say are finally on
ing no artistic talent of any kind (it could their way. So one of Jon Snows edicts is for
almost be a put-down from one of his Henry all the people of the realm from 10 upwards
James adaptations). Of course the Miramax Television boys and girls, he stresses to be trained
co-founder is distinguished by the stature of in spear work, etc.
his foes, but most directors lack the balls to Dethroned by feminism Some of the men present gruff, untu-
bell the cat. Not Ivory. All he has is money James Delingpole tored Northern chauvinists that they are
and the power that gives him, claimed Ivory, pour scorn on this notion. But then up
in that book. He also took a stylish swipe at pipes plucky, strong, completely made-up
British film director Alan Parker, who once Im a bit worried about Game of Thrones female Lyanna Mormont, Lady of Bear
said Merchant Ivory hailed from the Laura (Sky Atlantic). Not seriously worried: Island. She may be only about 10 and have
Ashley school of film-making. His joke theres too much money invested, too much but a handful of men under her command.
will be remembered long after Parkers own narrative hinterland accrued, too much fan- Most importantly, though, she has already
films are forgotten, quipped Ivory (actually, loyalty not to frustrate, too engaging a cast, read the entire collected works of whatev-
for those of us who remember Laura Ash- too brilliant an original conception for the er the Seven Kingdoms equivalent are of
leys elegant furnishings with much fond- makers to cock it up too badly. Germaine Greer, Susie Orbach and Betty
ness, it wasnt quite so much of an insult as Nevertheless, there were a couple of Friedan, and is certain that girls her age with
one might suppose). things that troubled me about the first epi- rudimentary training are as well suited to
Cinephiles thought of Merchant Ivory as sode of season seven. One: Ed Sheeran. taking on armies of semi-invincible undead
a duo, but they were actually part of a trio. Hes not the first pop star to make a cameo creatures as the next man. Course they are,
The novelist Ruth Prawer Jhabvala pro- appearance in Thrones that honour fell a petal.
vided the backbone of their work, writing while back to purveyors of epic, weirdy-war- Meanwhile, strong female Arya Stark
the scripts for 23 of their movies, from the bly, Icelandic whale-music-rock, Sigur Ros (plot spoiler alert though if you havent
screenplays of her own novels, The House- but hes definitely the most obtrusive. seen it why the hell youre reading this now I
holder and Heat and Dust (which won the When Sigur Ros did it, no sooner had do not know) has opened the episode by sin-
Booker Prize) to her Oscar-winning adapta- they started singing than they were driven glehandedly wiping out the entire family of
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found the land of lost content last week, ried the hard black dhustone away still lie
west of the Clee Hills in the Shropshire rusting there. Titterstone Clee Hill is capped
Housman wrote about, but hardly knew. by strange radar domes; and on the slopes
It is deep England, thick with trees, stone- below, as our horses drank at a field trough,
built farms that look like forts and tracks in we found a cemetery which marks the site
gullies cut by ancient feet. of the Wheathill Bruderhof, a happy refuge
The villages here have rhythmic names: opened by German idealists in 1942, looking
Bouldon, Peaton and Cockshutford or for somewhere the Nazis might never come.
simple Heath, where there is now no village A few years later their blond-haired
at all, only the pure Norman chapel stand- commune was caught in a Path news report
ing in grass with its long old iron key on a made with the sort of cheery optimism
hook outside. It was built for a settlement our media age has lost, led by a prototype
lost at the Black Death. Few sounds here bearded Jeremy Corbyn, all allotments and
are unnatural: you hear birdsong more than ghastly communal eating. Of course it didnt
cars or planes. work out in the end voluntary equality
I was riding my horse James, with two never does and part of the site is now a
friends on Cassie and Rubin, along paths The land of lost content best seen on horseback caravan park, through which we cantered,
bursting with nettles. We scrambled over leaving hoof prints in grass of golf-course-
streams and slippery red mud on to the named after a pub. At friendly Tugford Farm green neatness. Do Not Jump said a stern
Brown Clee Hill by Nordy Bank, where our we stabled our horses and ourselves, and sign on the gate at the end evidence that
horses nibbled at turf on Neolithic ramparts. commiserated with Cassie, who had been the Ludlow Hunt also comes this way.
There is no better way to get the feel of disgracefully kicked by her friend James as And the next day we went on west, on to
the place you are in, above the ground but they raced around in celebration at eating Wenlock Edge, where routes run for miles
travelling slowly enough to sense chang- the greenest grass of their lives. through Englands temperate rainforest.
es you miss in a car. The parkland of the Amid all this: the castles, the half-tim- Under the trees we called out a half-
Burwarton Estate gave way to the fring- bered barns and the big old inns which line remembered Kipling poem: If you enter
es of the Midlands, where we rode through the turnpike road from Much Wenlock to the woods/ Of a summer evening late/ You
wheat fields and eyed up hunt jumps before Ludlow, there was power, too in the flash- will hear the beat of a horses feet.
we climbed into the marches, heading for es of failed modernity. On Abdon Burf the The poem ends: But there is no road
friends who live outside Craven Arms, the hill fort was quarried away a century ago and through the woods. In Shropshire, though,
only town to be built by a railway junction the remains of the cable railway which car- there still is and it was wonderful.
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always known how to negotiate hard, hence expansionist power. It tries to protect the Shi-
High life the collapse of the talks. Boris, who as edi- ites spread all over the Middle East, and also
Taki tor once saved my job, also asked me about supports militias that resist Israeli aggres-
my love life. Now I know that the world is sion such as Hezbollah and Hamas. The lat-
full of wretchedly poor people for whom my ter are called terrorist organisations by the
love life represents, above all, the possibility state of Israel, no stranger to terrorising its
of escape, however fleeting, from the grim- neighbours, and by Uncle Sam, also known
ness and despair of their own lives, and that to bomb so-called enemies to smithereens
is the sole reason the Right Hon. Boris John- from 30,000 feet. In Iraq, all Iran did was fill
son asked me. So I demurred, despite the fact the vacuum after the Americans overthrew
that it made me feel self-absorbed and uncar- Saddam and left. That was to be expected as,
ing for the poor and wretched of this world. after all, Shiites are in the majority in Iraq, a
I switch personalities at Spectator parties, (Whew, that was a bit harder.) small detail that escaped the great mind of
depending who the guests are: for our read- In The Radetzky March, Joseph Roths the man who decided to attack Iraq in the
ers tea party, I am a warm and gracious 1932 novel, the author kills off its most admi- first place.
semi-host, swigging scotch, but gracious- rable character in a scene of comedy as well But not to worry. Both Lord Lamont, a
ly answering questions about my drinking, as tears. Damant kills the swinish Tattenbach former chancellor of the exchequer, and I
love life and writing habits. For our sum- in a duel he did not initiate, and is killed in know the score, which means everything will
mer Speccie spree, I turn into a tight-lipped, return as Tattenbach drops dead. One kills a be honky dory in the Middle East sooner
street-smart tough guy, conscious of my brave scoundrel and he kills you back. Life might rather than later. Yippee!
obscurity but determined not to give in to the be sweet but you cant have it all. I thought
Rachel Johnson syndrome of self-advertise- of Roth and his novel while speaking with
ment. (Whew, that wasnt as hard as I thought Norman Lamont about Iran and the Amer- Low life
it was going to be.) ican-Zionist campaign to discredit the Shiite
The tea party for our readers is always a Jeremy Clarke
polite affair. After all, the ham better be nice The annual Speccie spree is a rowdy,
to the knife, or else. I particularly liked meet- sweaty affair
ing the father and son from Mexico, both
loyal readers, Louis the father coming all the Republic that has been going on full steam
way over to meet the son who is studying since the fall of the Shah in 1979.
up in Manchester. I dont think any publica- Since the catastrophic George W. Bush
tion can match the gentleness and savoir fare decision to invade Iraq, Israeli activities in
of our readers, and I even managed to con- Jordan, Syria, the West Bank, Egypt and the
vince some of them to skip the tea and try the Gulf can no longer be viewed in isolation
scotch. (But I missed the lady who began sub- from one another. However great the blun- Valencia was a furnace. During the short ride
scribing the year I was born, 1936. Perhaps it der of 2003, George W. managed to legitimise from the airport, the taxi driver supplement-
was too hot for her to drive to London.) Israeli policies among Arabs who had sworn ed his chat about the weather with a photo
The summer shindig one week later is an eternal enmity to the Zionist state. In fact, on his phone sent by his father-in-law. His
altogether different occasion. It is a rowdy, theyve all become secret Arab allies, and father-in-law lives about an hour away. The
sweaty affair, with people pushing and shov- Israel is no longer viewed as the central prob- photo showed a bus stop on a deserted street.
ing and some even trying to brush up close to lem plaguing the Middle East. According to Attached to the bus shelter was a temperature
BBC sex-pots like Emily Maitlis and Laura great democracies such as Saudi Arabia and gauge with large green digital numbers show-
Kuenssberg. They should be ashamed of the UAR, its Iran and its client state of Syria ing 50.5C. Little wonder, observed the taxi
themselves. This year we had the Prime Min- that are the causes of all evil in that sweaty driver, that the street was deserted.
ister, the Foreign Secretary, and the Minis- part of the world. He dropped me outside the Sercotel Sorol-
ter for Brexit all attending. Personally, I was Not so fast, says the great Middle East la Palace hotel where Eva was waiting on the
happy to stand and drink G&T all evening in scholar Taki. Incidentally, does anyone read- steps. Eva was the Spanish PR lady, or shep-
the company of Lord Lamont and my buddy ing this remember a place called Palestine, herdess, in charge of 13 travel journalists from
Simon Reader. and how its inhabitants lost their land to the all over Europe on a three-day cultural tour
While discussing sex with Rowan Pelling Zionists, who cried foul and asked for Amer- of the city. Eva I am ever so sorry, I said. Shit
and Lord Worcester, the sainted editor drift- ican help while evicting Palestinians from happens, she said pleasantly and idiomatical-
ed over and told me to go and greet a past their birthplace? Nah, I didnt think so. Well, ly. We transferred to another taxi and set off to
editor, now Foreign Secretary, Boris himself. Iran is now the bogeyman because the Sau- the old town to find the group, who this morn-
Cyprus and the impasse with the occupying dis said so, and we know that the Saudis are ing were looking at churches. At least I had
Turks came up. I cannot use the language Id never wrong, plus they just pulled off a major turned up, said Eva in the taxi. A veteran Ital-
like to concerning Erdogan and the ruling victory when they killed hundreds of cam- ian travel journalist had had a panic attack on
Turkish gang, but the Greek foreign minister, els caught between their sands and those of the plane as it taxied to the runway. So severe
the old, hard-core communist Kotzias, is no Qatar. was it that the plane had returned to the ter-
better, in fact hes worse. But commies have Iran is not an Arab country, nor is it an minal and she was taken off. Two others had
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Chess Competition
New in chess Cat call
Raymond Keene Lucy Vickery
New in Chess is one of the worlds leading chess Diagram 1 In Competition No. 3007 you were invited
magazines. At one time or another, every to submit a poem about Larry, the Down-
contemporary champion and leading rDW1rDkD ing Street cat.
grandmaster has contributed to it. Of particular
interest are the regular columns by the English DbDpDpgp Larry came to No. 10 in 2011 from Bat-
tersea Dogs & Cats Home during David
grandmasters Nigel Short and Matthew Sadler. W0p)nDpD Camerons premiership. He was left behind
0WDn)WDW
The group also publishes many high-quality when the family moved on, though Mr Cam-
books. In Chess for Hawks, Cyrus Lakdawala eron denied that this was because he hated
regales us with a number of inspirational
examples, including several from his own games.
WDBDNDWD cats. Although he has been less than impres-
The title suggests a certain predatory attitude is )WDWDNDW sive in his role as Chief Mouser apparent-
ly spending more time kipping than hunting
necessary in striving for victory, but the prime
message conveyed is: never give up, even if you W)QDW)P) down rodents the ten-year-old tabby has
only have the tiniest of edges. Persistence is $WGW$WIW inspired a book, a cartoon strip and has
accrued 136,000 followers on Twitter.
everything.
The always reliable Steve Giddins has Honourable mentions go to Sylvia Fairley,
compiled the most instructive games he can find Frank Upton, Basil Ransome-Davies, Paul
Diagram 2 Carpenter, Frank Osen and John OByrnes
from the magazine for The New in Chess book
of Chess Improvement, and arranged the expert WDWDrDkg Emily Dickinson-inspired entry.
The prizewinners, printed below, are
DbDpDpDp
commentary in thematic chapters. It is not a
book for neophytes, but experienced players will rewarded with 30 apiece and Max Ross
find it a treasure trove of useful information. WDW)rDpG pockets the bonus fiver.
0p1n)WDP
Finally, the Dutch grandmaster Jan Timman in
Timmans Titans recounts his games with every Much have I travelled in the realms of men,
WDpDWDWD
world champion he has encountered. This And lots of homeless mutts and moggies seen;
autobiographical approach from a player who In many a city dustbin have I been
for decades has competed at the major chess )WDWDNDW To tell of which would tax a poets pen.
Hopeless and crazed with hunger was I then,
contests offers a unique insight into chess life at
the top. This weeks game is taken from his book. W)WDW)PD All skin and bone, a thing unwashed, unclean;
DKDRDWDR
Thats Larry, folks, the Witty and the Wise.
Last weeks solution 1 Bc5+
Last weeks winner Keith McDermott, Hes as salty as a sailor, hes as hip as Norman
Allerton, West Yorkshire Mailer,
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LIFE
In memory of the late great George Redundant words were 12A virgin, 16A crazy, 38A mammal,
Romero, and taking as your inspiration Seth 18D state, 21D greed, 25D tendon, 34D extremist. These
respectively defined 14A vestal, 20D lunatic, 6D marsupial,
Grahame-Smiths 2009 Pride and Prejudice 23D Indiana, 33A cupidity, 15A paxwax, 41A absolutist.
and Zombies, you are invited to provide an Roman gods (underlined) in these words were turned into
extract from a mash-up of a literary clas- their Greek equivalents.
sic of your choice and horror fiction. Please
email, wherever possible, entries of up to First prize Nadya James, Heanor, Derbyshire
150 words to lucy@spectator.co.uk by mid- Runners-up Ben Stephenson, London SW12;
day on 2 August, providing a word count at Rowan Priestman, Burdrop, Banbury, Oxon
the end of your entry.
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your investment will pay off. Its an character in Game of Thrones, the
Status Anxiety act of faith. rule seems to be that you can take on
Winter is nearly here The last season ended promisingly, powerful men and beat them at their
with numerous characters being killed own game provided youre willing
bring on the body count off, including young King Tommen, to go topless. Im not convinced thats
Toby Young who threw himself out of a window. a feminist manifesto.
This is one of the delights of Game The first episode of season seven
of Thrones. George R.R. Martin, the was pretty good, with all the chess
author of the books on which the series pieces being moved into position for
A
s a Game of Thrones fan, I is based, prides himself on not becom- a satisfying endgame, but there was a
feel ambivalent about the ing sentimentally attached to any of duff note the one being sung by Ed
fact that the saga is finally his creations. Each one could die at Sheeran, who had a cameo as a trou-
wending its way to a conclusion. The any moment, with the heroes faring no badour in the Lannister army. What
latest season, which debuted on Sun- better than the villains, and plenty of the hell is he doing in the series? The
day, is the last series but one; there will them do. I became a little nervous last only explanation I can think of is that
only be a total of 13 episodes across season, when Jon Snow who seemed one of the producers wants Sheeran
both. On the one hand, I feel sad to have been killed at the end of sea- to sing at his 12-year-old daughters
about the fact that a television series son five was brought back to life by birthday party so she can take self-
that has given me so much pleasure the Lord of Light. Oh no, I thought, ies with him, stick them on Instagram
is coming to an end. But Im also a does this mean some other long-dead and impress her friends, and the only
little relieved. characters might be revived, too? way he could persuade the singer to
At times, following the sprawl- Thankfully, none have been so far. The do it was to offer him a small part.
ing cast of characters and multiple slaughter of half the cast at the end of Luckily, Sheerans character has been
storylines has felt a bit too much like season six bodes well for season seven, befriended by Arya Stark, one of the
hard work. The past few seasons have since it means the writers can focus on sagas most psychopathic murderous
become bogged down as the writers the central characters and start weav- characters. With a bit of luck, shell
have dutifully charted the fates of ing their different storylines together. cut out his tongue.
minor figures such as Tommen Bar- Please God dont bring the ghastly The reason Sheerans cameo
atheon, an almost supernaturally bor- Tommen back to life. didnt work is because it broke the
ing princeling. I often found myself I do a regular Thronescast after fourth wall. It was a rare moment
having to Google who the characters each episode with James Delingpole of knowingness in an otherwise
are just to keep track of them. The on Ricochet, an American satellite relentlessly unironic series. Game of
overarching storyline inched forward radio station, and this week James Thrones doesnt send itself up, which
at a snails pace and the series began questioned George R.R. Martins is just as well, because so much of it
to take on a soapy quality a drama commitment to his amoral universe. is plainly ridiculous, with its drag-
without a proper engine. The Game He pointed out that a politically cor- ons, dwarves and giants. It requires
I kept going, of course. Partly of Thrones rect attitude to the female characters a greater suspension of disbelief
because there were still little nug- is creeping in, with women gradual- than other TV shows and that may
gets of goodness to be found in each
women are ly replacing men as the rulers of the be why viewers become so invested
episode, but also because Id already able to take on Seven Kingdoms. I think hes being in it. Its straight-faced portentous-
invested so many weeks months, powerful men a little oversensitive. Yes, a patriar- ness Winter is coming! is what
years in the series. Watching these provided chal era is gradually giving way to a makes it so compulsive.
epic, multi-season shows often feels matriarchal one, but the warrior prin-
like that. You put up with the fallow theyre willing cesses are all drop-dead gorgeous and Toby Young is associate editor
periods in the hope that, eventually, to go topless frequently nude. If youre a female of The Spectator.
MICHAEL HEATH
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or obvious reasons this column and a first round full of players pick- incredibly close Tour de France is a
always welcomes King Roger ing up 35 grand for turning up unfit or great act of courage. He looked about
Rules The World headlines on unwilling to try. Andy Murray effec- to die after losing the overall lead on
the back pages. And the front too. tively gave up against Sam Querrey, an impossibly steep finish a week ago,
So warm congrats from one Rog to though he did have a good excuse. but by the weekend had snatched it
the greatest Rog of all. Is Federer Djokovic gave up; so did Venus Wil- back. Then he had to change a wheel
the best sportsman ever? Pel? Ali? liams. And Cilic weeping over his and was stuck at the side of the road
Bradman? Maybe, but its hard to blister? Its hard to imagine Pete for nearly a minute just after his rivals
challenge Rog. Look at this year: two Sampras doing that, or Ivan Lendl. had piled on the pace at the foot of a
grand slams at 35 and four children One of the worst Wimbledons ever. climb. Incredibly, on a category one
under seven to tire him out, too. What climb he caught up, booed all the way
odds on the two sets of Federer twins
for the mixed doubles in 2040? Their
dad will probably still be reaching
S pare a thought for anyone who
took their kids to Trent Bridge on
Monday to see a hard-nosed, gritty
by the French. Instead of falling out
of contention he held on to his lead.
Froome is the face of cycling in a
the quarter-finals. Though just a word fight for survival in one of the most post-Armstrong world: quiet, unas-
Rog: maybe you were slightly overdo- unforgiving arenas of all: five-day suming, deadly and above all clean.
ing the whole Von Trapp shtick with Test cricket. What? Englands col- I admire him hugely and everyone
the younger twins in their little suits
Two poor lapse was lamentable. Only Root and in Britain should too. But the pub-
and you in floods of tears. I mean I nals and a Cook were dismissed by wicket balls. lic seem reluctant to give him his due
know youre Swiss, but baby blue? rst round Jennings and Ballance dont seem up while turning cartwheels of excite-
The Fed is now so far ahead that full of players to it, and Stokes, Ali and Bairstow, ment when Jamie Murray wins the
he felt compelled to give the next all admirable players, didnt show Wimbledon mixed doubles.
bunch of tennis players a sharp bol- picking up any understanding of whats needed Can anything stop Froome win-
locking for being tactically naive and 35 grand for Test cricket. This was an extraor- ning in Paris on Sunday? I very much
not competitive enough. Since my for turning dinary contrast to the last session of doubt it, and if so, it will be his fourth
generation and Rafas generation, the previous day. After South Afri- (and the fifth victory for a British
yes, the next one hasnt been strong
up unt or ca declared, Cook and Jennings had rider since 2012). This is one of the
enough to push all of us out really. unwilling 14 minutes at the crease, weary and great sporting achievements of this
This slight lack of modesty has to try aching after a day in the field. They or any age.
sound feeble but I just cant tell Mary, how should I interpret this not trustworthy. (As a common
him not to help himself. What disappointing feedback? little self-made man I long to
can I do? Name and address withheld have massive gates with coats of
C.J., Chagford, Devon arms, but my aristocratic wife says
A. Unless youre selling something that would be vulgar and likes our
A. Buy a harmless food dye in and your Instagram account is battered wooden gates.)
navy blue and spray the produce designed to drive commercial Name and address withheld
before you go. Leave notices traffic, you must restrain your
adjacent announcing: Fungicide impulse to post. Most Instagram A. Many thanks for your key
Q. Last summer a friend of my trial in place. Do not disturb fruit. users are already suffering from refinement of my pronouncement.
brother-in-laws house-sat for amazement fatigue, and even
us while we were in Greece for Q. I recently joined Instagram when friends are well disposed Q. As a proud Brexiteer, I was
a week. We paid him 25 a day and was flattered and moved to towards one rather than envious, recently gifted a great British
and all he had to do was look see how quickly I have gathered there is such a thing as too much Brexit calendar. The kind giver
after our dog and water the followers as of today I have stimulation. You must put up a is a regular visitor to my home,
garden when necessary. I left over 200. Since many of these are maximum of five posts a week. but my son is an avid Corbyn
food for him, including fruit, in really old friends of 40 years or supporter and Remoaner. Where
our fridge. Mary, I say including more, who I never get to see, it is Q. With regard to security gates, can I display it in the house
fruit because, to my annoyance, a brilliant way to keep in touch I cant think of an insurance without instigating mayhem?
when we got back we found he with each other and share news. company insisting on them, but G.B London
had stripped my raspberry canes My problem is that, although many people like to blame their
of every single raspberry and I have posted 16 images of insurers for all sorts of vulgarity. A. You should not provoke
eaten most of our figs. Because genuinely amazing (no swanks) Dont forget that humble farmers disharmony in the home. Keep
we couldnt find anyone else he things going on in my life, Im like us have to have our modest the calendar within your personal
is returning this year and it might averaging only 22 likes per post. electronic gates as cattle grids are wardrobe or bathroom.
the Warsaw ghetto uprising by sheer queuing round the block with dazzled
Food density remains a mystery to me; eyes. It is in its way like Maxims in
Salt-beef delirium perhaps it is inverse vanity. I dont Paris, and this, I think, would delight it.
know why the Boycott, Divestment Inside, it is a faded yet glittering cav-
Tanya Gold and Sanctions (BDS) movement isnt ern, stretching towards yet more neon
all over Katzs. Perhaps they like the signs that say Katzs, and photographs
food. Perhaps Jews appropriated the of celebrities eating, or recovering
food from someone else, but I cant from eating, salt beef. The atmosphere
think of anyone else who would is chaotic, for who can ease themselves
admit to inventing it. into Jewish culture? And so there is an
The exterior is red-brick and one air of madness here; of forcing yourself
storey: a diner from myth. The window into something or something into
display is as screamingly self-regarding you, in this case salt beef before it
as any anti-Semite would wish; Katzs ends. Half the queue surges for table
doesnt do self-hatred and I under- service, which feels wrong, because it
K
atzs Delicatessen, estab- stand this, because with a salami, where requires patience and there is none
lished 1888, is a theme park of would you start? Katz is written every- here; the other half queues again, at
Jewish-American food, with where in neon, in differing sizes and a long counter above which is a map
tribute gift shop, on the lower east Some wait, fonts. It is signage for amnesiacs, by of the United States of America in
side of Manhattan. There is nowhere some eat; all maniacs. There is merchandise in the neon, and the famous contribution of
more Jewish than Katzs except window: baseball caps; T-shirts; can- Katzs to the liberation of Europe, or
Haredi Brooklyn, but if you go there abandon the dles; a history (or rather autobiogra- the colonisation by Jews of the Middle
you dont come back. Katzs offers a attempt in phy) of Katzs; and what may be solid East, depending on your politics: Send
gentler Jewish experience, if you can the end. It is gold rye bread on a plinth that says a salami to your boy in the army.
conceive of such a thing, or it at least World Pastrami Eating Champion. If you survive the queue, you fight
attempts it; it offers a kind of Juda-
impossible to Such is the charisma and self- your way to a beige plastic table with a
ism you can enjoy over lunch, which nish anything belief of this deli, people from the tray holding, in my case, chicken soup
I find amazing because I have never at Katzs midwest of America, and Japan, are and a dumpling and a salt-beef sand-
managed it. (No one, for instance, wich on white. Some wait, some eat; all
talks about the Holocaust in Katzs, abandon the attempt in the end. It is
not because they dont want to but impossible to finish anything at Katzs.
because they cant. Try saying Treblin- Is it metaphor? Is American Judaism
ka with a dumpling in your mouth.) an unfinished work of art or are these
Its tourist value was proven when sandwiches just too big? The food is
Meg Ryan faked an orgasm in Katzs huge, dense, salty and, if you care about
in When Harry Met Sally to prove she salt beef, the very best; eating it is as
was deserving of a Jewish man (Billy powerful an act of Jewish identity as I
Crystal) with a serious case of ghetto can imagine, even as it falls apart in my
madness, simply by sampling the cui- hands; it feels and this is a compli-
sine; and yes, I think she was. That a ment quite close to strangulation.
tribe of this tenacity and intellectual
rigour went for fish balls, salt beef Katzs Delicatessen, 205 East
(here called pastrami) and the dump- Houston Street, New York, NY 10002,
lings that I suspect killed Nazis during Make no mistake, self-picking fruit is the future! tel: +1 212-254-2246 0000.
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