INTEROFFICE MEMORANDUM

TO: Aperture Science Test Subjects

FROM: GLaDOS Human Resources Subsystem

SUBJECT: ATTN: WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE POLICY CHANGES

DATE: 10/25/2017

At Aperture Science, we hold our test subjects to the highest standards, for the sake of
science! Many of you may face situations that will cause slight discomfort, or death, and it is in
our best interest to prepare you for such stressors.

Effective immediately, any Aperture Science test subjects found to be in violation of any of the
following guidelines will be immediately terminated:

Attempting to save the weighted companion cube

Refusing to leave the presence of the weighted companion cube
Any attempt to prevent the disposal of the weighted companion cube

ANY APERTURE SCIENCE EMPLOYEE NOT COOPERATING WITH U.S. GOVERNMENT

LAW IS ENTIRELY RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS/HER OWN ACTIONS, REGARDLESS OF
APERTURE SCIENCES INVOLVEMENT

Additionally, we at Aperture Science would like to remind all test subjects of a few guidelines
that have seem to have been recently overlooked:

The following violations of policy that WILL lead to immediate termination:

Leaving hints for other test subjects success within the test chambers
Leaving hints for other test subjects escape within the test chambers
Attempting to escape Aperture Science Labs while under contract

If any employee has questions or concerns, please simply keep them to yourself. This email is
automated, and any responses will not be answered.