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"Pilot"
written by
Adam Sztykiel
18 JANUARY 2013
COLD OPEN
DANNY (O.S.)
DANNY
CHUCK
DANNY
Lobo.
CHUCK
DANNY
CHUCK
DANNY
CHUCK
Yeah. I do.
CHUCK HEADS FOR THE DOOR. DESPERATE, DANNY RUNS OVER TO THE
POP SHOT AND GRABS A BALL.
DANNY
CHUCK
DANNY
DANNY (CONTD)
CHUCK
CHUCK EXITS WITH HIS BAGS AND THE BALL. DANNY CALLS AFTER--
DANNY
DANNY (CONTD)
ACT I
SCENE A
DANNY
LESLIE
DANNY
LESLIE
DANNY
LESLIE
DANNY
for them.
LESLIE
DANNY
I have a job.
LESLIE
DANNY
for life?
"UNDATEABLE", Sztykiel, 1/18/13 6.
LESLIE
base desires.
DANNY
horrible.
LESLIE
DANNY
LESLIE
DANNY
LESLIE
CUT TO:
"UNDATEABLE", Sztykiel, 1/18/13 7.
SCENE B
JUSTIN
DANNY
Justin?
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
first.
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
Vamanos!
"UNDATEABLE", Sztykiel, 1/18/13 9.
DANNY
Spanish word!
DANNY (CONTD)
JUSTIN
DANNY
motorcycle.
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
hospital stay.
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
Black Eyes.
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
Guys.
DANNY (CONTD)
Your lobos?
JUSTIN
BURSKI
MADDY
BURSKI
MADDY
DANNY
BURSKI
Dibs.
DANNY
BRETT
speaks to them.
MADDY
these shoes.
"UNDATEABLE", Sztykiel, 1/18/13 13.
BURSKI
meet a girl.
JUSTIN
SHELLY
DANNY
BRETT
Im gay.
DANNY
JUSTIN
BURSKI
Everything.
"UNDATEABLE", Sztykiel, 1/18/13 14.
BRETT
Hes exaggerating.
BURSKI
BRETT
situation.
BURSKI
DANNY
attract-her-beam.
MADDY
DANNY
MADDY
DANNY
BURSKI
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
BURSKI
JUSTIN
DANNY
CUT TO:
"UNDATEABLE", Sztykiel, 1/18/13 17.
SCENE C
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
vibing?
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
Black Eyes.
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
Were Lobos.
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
like... together.
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
(MORE)
"UNDATEABLE", Sztykiel, 1/18/13 21.
DANNY (CONT'D)
Never-Make-A-Move Man.
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
Family or fraternity?
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
END OF ACT I
"UNDATEABLE", Sztykiel, 1/18/13 23.
ACT II
SCENE D
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
use my juice.
DANNY
JUSTIN
MADDY
JUSTIN
MADDY
What?
JUSTIN
JUSTIN (CONTD)
MADDY
DANNY
DANNY HANDS JUSTIN A TEN AND LEADS HIM TOWARD THE GUYS.
DANNY (CONTD)
BURSKI
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
BURSKI / BRETT
In. / Im in.
SHELLY
DANNY
JUSTIN
(MORE)
"UNDATEABLE", Sztykiel, 1/18/13 27.
JUSTIN (CONT'D)
Rounders.
DANNY
THE GUYS
JUSTIN
BURSKI
DANNY
CUT TO:
"UNDATEABLE", Sztykiel, 1/18/13 28.
SCENE E
BRETT GIVES BURSKI A NOD, WHO COOLLY NODS BACK... AND ZIPS UP
HIS FLY.
CUT TO:
"UNDATEABLE", Sztykiel, 1/18/13 29.
SCENE F
BURSKI
DANNY
BURSKI
JUSTIN
BRETT
balls.
DANNY
BURSKI
Dibs.
"UNDATEABLE", Sztykiel, 1/18/13 30.
DANNY
On who, buddy?
BURSKI
DANNY
BURSKI
FRIEND
Im not pregnant.
BURSKI
Thats unfortunate.
ATTRACTIVE GUY
Hi.
BRETT
Whatever.
BRETT (CONTD)
DANNY
BRETT
BURSKI
JUSTIN
Whats next?
DANNY
SHELLY
DANNY
SHELLY
I cant.
DANNY
ATTRACTIVE WOMAN
SHELLY
GIRL
What?
DANNY
DANNY GENTLY EASES THE GIRL ONTO THE PIANO BENCH WITH SHELLY,
THEN TURNS TO THE OTHER GUYS AND FLEXES, VICTORIOUS. BURSKI
AND BRETT ARE IMPRESSED. JUSTIN, NOT SO MUCH.
CUT TO:
"UNDATEABLE", Sztykiel, 1/18/13 34.
SCENE G
LESLIE
friend is talented.
DANNY
LESLIE
DANNY
LESLIE
DANNY
CUT TO:
"UNDATEABLE", Sztykiel, 1/18/13 35.
SCENE H
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
Zip.
"UNDATEABLE", Sztykiel, 1/18/13 36.
DANNY
JUSTIN
That shows.
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
DANNY CLAPS JUSTIN ON THE BACK AND MOVES OFF. JUSTIN TAKES A
BREATH AND MOVES TO THE BAR FOR A SHOT OF CONFIDENCE.
JUSTIN
CUT TO:
"UNDATEABLE", Sztykiel, 1/18/13 37.
SCENE I
JANE
DANNY
JANE
DANNY
DANNY (CONTD)
JUSTIN
DANNY
CUT TO:
"UNDATEABLE", Sztykiel, 1/18/13 38.
SCENE J
BURSKI
JUSTIN
BRETT
DANNY
SHELLY
Shh...
DANNY
SHELLY
JUSTIN LOOKS AT THE GUYS WHO ARE HANGING ON HIS EVERY WORD.
HE DOESNT WANT TO LET THEM DOWN.
JUSTIN
BRETT
JUSTIN
froggy... hoggy...
BURSKI
Hoggy?
JUSTIN
MADDY
JUSTIN
BURSKI
DANNY
JUSTIN
of turtles.
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
turtles thing?
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
END OF ACT II
"UNDATEABLE", Sztykiel, 1/18/13 41.
ACT III
SCENE K
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
BURSKI
DANNY
JUSTIN
CUT TO:
"UNDATEABLE", Sztykiel, 1/18/13 42.
SCENE L
LESLIE
DANNY
LESLIE
DANNY
LESLIE
roommate.
DANNY
Dammit, Leslie!
LESLIE
DANNY
LESLIE
DANNY
LESLIE
DANNY
LESLIE
DANNY
LESLIE
DANNY
LESLIE
DANNY
CUT TO:
"UNDATEABLE", Sztykiel, 1/18/13 45.
SCENE M
JUSTIN WASHES GLASSES AS MADDY HANDS A FEW MORE OVER THE BAR.
MADDY
assholes Id date.
JUSTIN
MADDY
with my boss?
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
BRETT
DANNY
BRETT
Not really.
DANNY
MADDY
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
not a Lobo.
JUSTIN
BURSKI
BRETT
JUSTIN
(MORE)
"UNDATEABLE", Sztykiel, 1/18/13 48.
JUSTIN (CONT'D)
you?
DANNY
D.B. University.
JUSTIN
BRETT
JUSTIN
MADDY
CUT TO:
"UNDATEABLE", Sztykiel, 1/18/13 49.
SCENE N
BURSKI
JUSTIN
BURSKI
JUSTIN
BURSKI
much as men.
JUSTIN
BURSKI
BRETT
(MORE)
"UNDATEABLE", Sztykiel, 1/18/13 50.
BRETT (CONT'D)
out to be cool.
JUSTIN
BRETT
BURSKI
WOMAN
JUSTIN
SHELLY
CUT TO:
"UNDATEABLE", Sztykiel, 1/18/13 51.
SCENE O
JUSTIN
LESLIE
JUSTIN
Please.
LESLIE
You do?
JUSTIN
LESLIE
CUT TO:
"UNDATEABLE", Sztykiel, 1/18/13 52.
SCENE P
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
beautiful woman.
DANNY
JUSTIN
Nothing happened.
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
means married.
JUSTIN
Of course.
DANNY
Its unnatural.
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
be a part of it.
JUSTIN (CONTD)
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
JUSTIN
DANNY
TAG
DANNY
BURSKI
SHELLY
compliment.
LESLIE
BRETT
Undateables.
LESLIE
BURSKI
(QUIETLY) Dibs.
END OF SHOW.