Volu m e 48 | Issu e 17| Th u r s, 8/ 17/ 17

Rem em ber i n g past year s at CRCAP

By Ethan M am enta

Today is my last full day at CRCAP, so I thought it w ould be a good idea to w r ite an ar ticle talking
about w hen I fir st cam e to cam p and my exper ience her e. I found out about CRCAP thr ough my fr iend
Alex Wym er (you m ight know him for his advice colum n last year ?Ask Cooper ? w hich w as
discontinued this year due to his absence). The funny thing is that he had been tr ying to get m e to
com e to cam p for a couple of year s befor e my fir st year her e. I?m not sur e, but I think that I w as 11
(about to tur n 12). W hen I fir st cam e her e, I w as shocked at how m any people ther e w er e. I had never
been to such a big sum m er cam p befor e. At that point in my life, I w asn?t ver y good ar ound big gr oups
of people (I?m still not, but I w as som ehow w or se then). I w ish I could r em em ber w hat my fir st class
w as, but I can?t. I do how ever r em em ber that my second class w as M usical Theatr e Tr oupe (w hich is
unfor tunately no longer in existence). I w as going to sw itch out of it, but I decided not to and it w ound
up being my favor ite class. I w as in som e band class 3r d per iod, but I sw itched into Daily Double
because it w as too loud and som e kid kept blow ing his tr um pet into my ear. M y 4th and 5th classes
w er e fencing and a cappella (not necessar ily in that or der ). Okay, now r eading this a second tim e I?m
pr etty sur e that none of those w er e in the r ight or der , but w hatever. I quickly m ade fr iends her e, w ho
intr oduced m e to M y Chem ical Rom ance and spar ked my em o phase that I?m still going thr ough (I
don?t dr ess the par t in the sum m er because it?s too hot for black and skinny jeans). Dur ing the school
year , I w ould think about CRCAP w hen w or k w as getting m e dow n. I w ould r em em ber that no m atter
w hat, I w ould be able to com e back in the sum m er. Now , I can?t do that anym or e. I technically could
com e back for session 1 next sum m er , but my par ents ar e going to m ake m e get a job or do volunteer
w or k or som ething. This Satur day I?ll have to say goodbye to cam p for a couple of year s, if not
per m anently (I m ight tr y to becom e a CIT eventually or som ething). This cam p has taught m e so m uch,
and I?m still pr ocessing having to leave now. I don?t like goodbyes, so for now , see ya later CRCAP.

Act i v i t i es t h at w ou l d be u n pl easan t t o par t i ci pat e i n

By Ryan Kane

Have you ever thought to your self ?M y w or d, this activity is quite unpleasant!? Well these
activities w ould be extr a unpleasant to par ticipate in!
* Losing your car in the for est so you have to r un hom e in flip flops
* Locking your keys out of of your car
* Having to r ead a long book in less than 2 m inutes
* Going canoeing, but w hen you?r e in the m iddle of the lake you r ealize you for got the canoe
* Build a plane and fly to M exico, but in the m iddle of your flight you r ealize you for got to put one of
the w ings on
* M ake a m ess w hile eating Chef Boyar dee Ravioli
* Accidently eating a cow because you thought it w as a potato chip
I hope you never exper ience any of these unpleasant activities. Bye now
W h at i ce cr eam f l avor ar e you M y Fave Fi ves
By Kylie O?Hear n By Cadence Rosenblum

1. W hat is your favorite food? Welcom e back to my fave fives! Today I w ill be
A. Chocolate/coffee listing my fave five tips for back to school. I know ,
B. Candy canes w e all don?t w ant to hear about the dr ead that is
C. Fr uit back to school. Hopefully, though, these five tips
D. Car am el candies and ideas w ill help you feel m or e pr epar ed and
less str essed for the fall.
2. W hat is your favorite shape?
A. Sw ir l or spir al 5. Alw ays stor e som e food in your locker that
B. Rectangle w on?t go bad. That w ay, if you ar e star ving
C. Fir ew or k betw een classes, you can gr ab your snack and feel
D. Tr iangle r eady to lear n.

3. Are you very angry? 4. Lay out your outfit for school the night befor e,
A. Som etim es. so that you don?t have to str ess in the m or ning
B. ROAr !!!!! tr ying to find som ething to w ear. (Also, for the
C. M any tim es. fir st day of school, m ake sur e you pick out an
D. Not often outfit the night befor e that m akes you feel
confident and com for table).
4. Are you very nice?
A. Yes 3. Find your passion. W hether you like to dance,
B. No paint, w r ite, act, sing, or play spor ts, discover ing
C. Fr equently w hat you like to do w ill help you look for w ar d to
D. Alw ays som ething in your day. You can also use your
passion as an escape fr om any ner ves and str ess
5. How would you describe yourself? you m ight feel for your academ ic life.
A. A lar ge per sonality
B. Cr unching people's sentences so no one hear s 2. Keep a jour nal. W hen school gets str essful, you
them can w r ite in a jour nal to r elease the str ess and
C. Fun feel calm . You can w r ite w hatever : poem s,
D. Nice descr iptions of the day, goals, etc., it just helps to
have som ething you can say w hatever you w ant
If you got m ostly a?s you ar e double chocolate in. I haven?t been using m ine r ecently, but I am
sw ir l! You have a lot of things to say, you ar e ver y planning to get back into it soon. (Also, isn?t it so
nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! satisfying to buy a fr esh, clean, new notebook?)
If you got m ostly b?s you ar e pepper m int cr unch!
You don't w ant other people to talk loudly so that 1. Cr eate a folder for pictur es that m ake you
you can talk loudly. happy. These could be m em es, pictur es of text
If you got m ostly c?s you ar e ber r y blast! You ar e m essages a fr iend sent you, pictur es of you and
ver y fun and nice, but som etim es you BLaSt people your fr iends having fun, a vacation you r eally
w ith ber r ies. loved, cute anim als, etc. That w ay, w hen you ar e
If you got m ostly d?s you ar e car am el chocolate feeling dow n, you can look thr ough the folder to
chip! You ar e ver y nice. You ar e sw eet and kind! lift your spir its.

Tu t or i al Of How To M ak e A Qu adr u pl e Br ai d:
By Weston

1. You take to shor t str ands of hair then a sm all str and in the m iddle:
2. Br aid them
3. Then gr ab to m or e str ands
4. Br ade them w ith the br aid
5. Then do that over and over until you r un out of hair
6. Tie it at the end, you should only need 1 hair elastic
Ask Li n k !
By Lita and Link
Hey! We r eally appr eciate all the people
w ho have added to our advice colum n this
session! You guys ar e all gr eat and w e love you!
Put in as m any questions as you can. Our daily
double ar ticle w ould be nothing w ithout you
guys.
Love, Link and Lita
How old are you?
Well, I?m technically 117 year s old? but I like to
say that I?m 17. You see, I got r eally injur ed in a
fight. And I had to be put to sleep for 100 year s. So
I don't even know if those year s count because I
didn't age a second! Ar en?t I beautiful?
Your advice column is like the only one I read and
it is AM AZING!
* link tear s up* aw w that's the sw eetest thing
anyone has ever told m e! Well, besides all the
people w ho have w r itten that they love m e? but
I?m so glad you like my ar ticle. * sniffles* w e love
you so m uch.
Link, I've always had a crush on you. You're so
courageous and adorable. I love your pointy ears.
You are my favorite video game character. W ill you
go out with me? BTW. I have been one of the people
asking for advice on how to ask people out. (;
* Link is speechless* um m m That?s ver y sw eet of
you. * Link blushes and looks aw ay* I?m
flatter ed? But at the end of the sum m er , I?m
going to head back to Hyr ule, and I w on?t be able
to see you until next sum m er. But her e? * gives
you a hug and a peck on the cheek* Ther e. * Link
blushes even m or e, and then r uns off*
Link, how do you find the master sword in BOTW ?
Well, you need to find kokir i for est, and then find
the lost w oods. You can?t fly over the for est to get
ther e. You have to find your w ay thr ough the lost
w oods w hich is ver y annoying. The fog w ill eat
you up if you go in the w r ong dir ection, and you
w ill be sent back to the beginning of the for est. So,
you w ant to follow the tor ches, and if the m usic in
the gam e gets louder , and thick fog appear s, back
aw ay. Then you w ill be able to find a tor ch
your self, and you can light that to lead the w ay.
Then you w ill find a big hollow tr ee stum p that
you can clim b thr ough. It?s like a tunnel. Go
thr ough that, and it should lead you to the m aster
sw or d. But w atch out, if you don't have 13 hear ts,
you can?t pull the sw or d out of the stone. And the
yellow hear ts don't count. So my advice for
getting hear t container s, is to com plete shr ines.
You need four spir it or bs if you w ant another
hear t container , or to add to your stam ina w heel.
To tr ade in your spir it or bs, go to one of the
goddess statues. Ther e is one in ever y village. So
if you have 4 spir it or bs, she w ill offer you gr eat
pow er , and you can chose betw een a hear t
container , or a stam ina w heel upgr ade.
It is m uch easier to defeat calam ity gannon w ith
the m aster sw or d. And if you com plete all 4 divine
beasts, your m aster sw or d never br eaks. But it
w ill r un out of ener gy so use it w isely.
I w ish you the best of luck . M ay the goddesses of
Hyr ule sm ile upon you.
M u ch Sh or t er an d Wor se M yst er i es t h an Usu al
Becau se I ?m ou t of I deas
By Jacob Rast
Joe w as typing w hen he r ealized that all
his m oney w as stolen. He just w ent to the m oney
stor e yester day, Satur day the 18th, too, so he w as
pr etty upset. He thinks that either the m ailm an
stole it w hile on his m ail r oute or the butcher
stole it w hile on a jog. This is because ther e w as
m ail and m eat all over the gr ound, and those ar e
the only people Joe know s. W hich one did it? The
answ er is the butcher because ther e is no m ail on
Sundays. Joe w as pr etty m ad, but the butcher still
w ouldn?t give back the m oney, so oh w ell.
M innie w as eating spaghetti w hen she
r em em ber ed that her gr andfather w ould often
tell her a tale in code about spaghetti. It w as
?Ontday ateay aghettispay or ouyay illw ay ieday.?
W hat w as he saying? The answ er is that he w as
using pig latin and w as actually saying ?Don?t eat
spaghetti or you w ill die?. Then M innie died.
Billini is dead and w as m ur der ed by
som eone w ear ing a r ed hat. Ther e ar e thr ee
people near by. The fir st has no hat, the second
has a r ed hoodie, and the thir d has a blue hat
w ith a tag and som e r ed fuzz on it. None of them
w er e hiding any other hats on them . W ho did it?
The answ er is the thir d one, because the hat w as
r ever sible. Poor Billini.
W h i ch D& D Race an d Cl ass Ar e You ?
By Voxanne V. Vlassenber g (aka Roxanne V.
Glassenber g)
Author ?s Note:
This quiz DOES NOT im ply anything about your actual
r ace. Race (as is gender ) is a social constr uct cr eated
by the hum an m ind in its pr im al instinct to categor ize.
So ther e. Also, the quiz w ill w or k like this: for each
question ther e w ill be four answ er s. Each answ er w ill
have a thingie befor e that says som ething like ?A/3? or
?C/2?. In or der to find your answ er , find out w ith
NUM BER and LETTER you have m ost of. One w ill give
you your r ace, and one your class.
1. You and your fr iends ar e sw im m ing at a pond.
W hat ar e you doing?
A/3: Looking for and exam ining the snails, fish, and
bir ds that live at the pond.
D/1: Splashing all your fr iends in the w ater.
C/2: Lur king in the depths of the w ater and nibbling at
people?s ankles w hen they get close.
B/4: W inning a sw im m ing-r ace acr oss the pond by a
huge m ar gin.
2. Tim e for back-to-school shopping! W hat ar e you
m ost excited to buy?
C/1: A back-to-school knife in a kaw aii knife-holder !
A/4: Those r eally nice m echanical pencils w ith the cool
gr ips and lots of lead.
B/2: Lots of new books plus aw esom e fall fashion.
D/3: Ugh. How could I be excited about
back-to-school?!
3. If you could choose a pet, w hich w ould you choose?
C/3: ...do w ild anim als count? because i think a tiger
w ould be an aw esom e pet!
D/1: I?d like a doooggggoooo.
A/2: A big, huge, lazy cat.
B/4: A tr opical fish: low m aintenance, beautiful, and
those tanks ar e so r elaxing!
4. W hich negative em otion do you identify w ith m ost?
B/2: Loneliness.
C/1: Regr et.
D/4: Confusion.
A/3: Fear.
5. W hich positive exper ience do you identify w ith the
m ost?
B/3: A balance in all things.
D/4: Com r ader y, suppor t.
C/2: Uniqueness
A/1: The pr ide I take in the things I do.
6. W hich genr e of books w ould you r ather r ead?
A/2: Fantasy or sci-fi
C/1: Hor r or or poetr y
D/4: Gr aphic novel
B/3: Fiction or shor t stor ies
7. W hat do you w ant to be w hen you ar e an adult?
C/4 (boom !): I w ant to be loved, no m atter w hat i do for
a job. (Though I?d kind of like to be a teacher ).
D/3: An ar tist, a w r iter , a designer , or an engineer.
A/1: The top of my pr ofession in w hatever I do. I?m
inter ested in being a doctor.
B/2: I?d like to go into gover nm ent, be a law yer ,
or be som e sor t of activist.
8. Last question: pick a hobby to tr y!
D/3: Jew elr y m aking.
C/1: Lur king in cor ner s w hile hum m ing
m enacingly.
A/2: Woodw or king or auto-shop-ing.
B/4: Sw im m ing, playing an instr um ent, or
dancing.
A: You ar e a gnom e. You ar e a r ar e and elegant
cr eatur e. You ar e good w ith your hands, and
you love building things that do other things.
You ar e gener ally am iable and love natur e.
B: You ar e a half-elf. You ar e par t elf and par t
hum an, so ther efor e you ar e a natur al
w ander er , a loner , and have a har d tim e fitting
in. You ar e gr aceful, intelligent, and kind.
C: You ar e a tiefling. You ar e a hum an w ith a
dem onic ancestor , giving you cer tain
other w or ldly featur es, like hor ns, a tail,
hooves, and a deposition inclined tow ar ds
m alice. Despite som e people?s opinions of your
intentions and hum anity, you (m ostly) have
tr ue kindness and r eason w ithin you. You
enjoy the cr eepy and the w eir d.
D: You ar e a dw ar f. Despite having a m or e
dim inutive statur e, you have big opinions and
a big per sonality. You ar e good at w or king w ith
stones and gem s, have a str ong bond w ith
fam ily and fr iends, and ar e definitely gr uff and
aggr essive.
1. You ar e a fighter. Tr ained in m ar tial skills,
you ar e quick to the dr aw and pr efer to stom p
out your enem ies totally and com pletely.
Som etim es you w onder if fighting is the r ight
path, but som eone has to do it, and you ar e
gr eat at w hat you do.
2. You ar e a sor cer or. You har ness the natur al
ener gy w ithin you to cr eate pow er ful m agical
effects. You ar e str ong and myster ious, and
because you ar e self taught, you ar e m or e
dependent on your self than other s.
3. You ar e a r anger. You ar e com m itted to tw o
things: your ow n independence and the
natur al w or ld. You ar e tr uly a fr ee spir it. You
can com unicate w ith anim als on their level,
and though som e people think you str ange,
you pr efer the com pany of anim als to other
people.
4. You ar e a m onk . You ar e a center ed,
balanced, per fectly-oiled fighting m achine. You
can com e off as blunt or cool, but that?s
because you find tr icker y, flatter ing, and
excess w or ds needless. You ar e a
str aight-to-the-point kind of per son.
And r em em ber , spay and neuter your pets!
Hi dden Fi gu r es Qu i z
By Kather ine
So, Hidden Figur es cam e out this year and it is
THE BEST M OVIE. If you haven?t seen it yet, you
need to because it is incr edible. SO so so so good
and my all-tim e favor ite m ovie, definitely. It is
based on a tr ue stor y, and it is am azing.
Ther e ar e thr ee m ain char acter s in this m ovie;
Kather ine Johnson, Dor othy Vaughan, and M ar y
Jackson. They ar e all sm ar t and str ong w om en, but
each is a little differ ent. W hich one ar e you m ost
like?
You see som eone your fr iend w ould like. W hat do
you do?
a) Wave them over behind your fr iend?s back .
b) Say so but don?t do anything.
c) You ar e the fr iend, and you ar e too shy to do
anything.
Your car br eaks dow n on the w ay to w or k . W hat
do you do?
a) Stand outside the car and w ait for your fr iend to
fix it.
b) Tr y to fix it.
c) You ar e the dr iver , so you stay inside the car and
keep tr ying to star t it up to see if it is w or king yet
w hile your fr iend tr ies to fix it.
W hich tr aits m ost descr ibe you?
a) Confident and asser tive
b) Har dw or king and under appr eciated
c) Sm ar t and r esour ceful
W hich m athem atical field sounds the m ost
inter esting?
a) Engineer ing
b) Com puter Pr ogr am m ing
c) Algebr a/Geom etr y
If som eone is not being fair to you, you w ould?
a) Push their lim its.
b) Continuously br ing it up until they give in.
c) M ake them change their m inds.
If you got m ostly a?s you ar e M ar y Jackson. You
love to have fun, but ar e ser ious about your
car eer. You know exactly w her e the glass ceiling is,
and ar e tr ying to br eak it.
If you got m ostly b?s you ar e Dor othy Vaughan. You
ar e capable and deter m ined, and can do anything
you put your m ind to.
If you got m ostly c?s you ar e Kather ine Johnson.
You ar e deter m ined to get as far as you can, and if
som eone is r ude to you, you let them have it.
If you w ant to lear n m or e about w ho you got,
WATCH THE M OVIE!
M ooooooook i e. M u st w e go on ?
By Ciar an M ur phy
Once again, the Red Sox pulled one out
of the depths, and they w alked off the St. Louis
Car dinals, 5 - 4. M oo(oooo)kie Betts launched
one to the deepest par t of left center , the
beginning of the tr iangle, and dr ove hom e
both r unner s on base. Tr evor Rosenthal,
Car dinals closer , failed to r ecor d an out as he
gave up a hom er and a w alk, and then,
contr over sially, w as pulled fr om the gam e. It
show ed, for one, how m uch the Car dinals
w anted the gam e, and tw o, how little
confidence Car dinals m anager M ike M atheny
had in his closer , w ho, sur pr isingly, did not get
char ged w ith a blow n save. Cr aig Kim br el
im pr oved to 5-0, and Zach Duke, W ho
under w ent Tom my John sur ger y last October ,
w as char ged w ith his fir st decision of the
season, a big fat L, and then John Br ebbia w as
char ged w ith a blow n save.
Th e Last Cal l
By Fleef (Abby)
Hi guys! It?s Fleef and I'm show ing you how to
sing our them e song fir st in m ashm alleon then
in hum an talk .
M ar shm alleon:
Yhbuh8duh dgughujhiohnd dyhguiyhu8yh
duhih8iu90eujniejfo9euiuger
ejhnioyh8uihur hfebijhij9u eijijhej euhbguihy
eujh9jr ihniur h9075ur euihjek ejjhur uej euij r r
er uhueh ejjhjhnf ejheur jhni4eth
Hum an talk:
We ar e m ar shm allow s. We ar e the best. We
ar e fun and cool. Welcom e to a m ar shy school.
We can teach you ever ything so sing and talk .
We ar e the m ar shm allow s so com e have fun
w ith us!
Bye! Have a good school year !!!
Let ?s Nam e Wal k er ?s War t !
By M atan and Roxanne ?I once had m aybe 20
w ar ts on my left big toe. Tr ue stor y.?
Glassenber g
R: So today w e?ve decided to nam e this
HUGEEEE w ar t Walker has on his w r ist.
M addie: it?s a nubein!
M : After going ar ound cam p polling people,
w e?ve r eceived m any entr ies, and m any votes
have been counted.
R: So her e?s the r esults!
Bajoinkles: 0
War ter : 1
David: 0
Walker 2: 0
Pizza Pie Guy: 4
Walker Jr.: 10
M r. Chiggles: 12
Pedr o: 9
War t: 1
Roxanne: 3
Hogw ar t: 6
Tr um p: 2
Bor is: 1
Big Day: 6
Genevive: 3
R: And in the end, M r. Chiggles is the w inner !
W hich is gr eat, because I voted for that and w as
totally on the M r. Chiggles tr ain the w hole tim e.
M : Per sonally, I hoped for War ter to w in - I cam e
up w ith it, and I think it?s fantastic.
R: And please, spay and neuter your pets!
M : How ever , w e m ust point som ething out about
Walker ?s beautiful w ar t - accor ding to Google,
w ar ts go aw ay after a few m onths, w hile Walker
has had his w ar t his entir e life. Accident? I think
not!
5 Reason s W hy You Sh ou l d Have A PopSocket
By Julia Goldm an And Kylie O?Hear n
Reason 1: You can pr op up your phone to w atch
videos
Reason 2: You can hold your phone m or e easily
Reason 3: It?s a gr eat fidget even if you don't
have a phone
Reason 4: It is easier to take selfies
Reason 5: Ther e ar e m any differ ent color s and
styles to choose fr om
We hope you get a PopSocket!
Th e Red Sox Wal k Of f : A Rev i ew of Red Sox
Wal k Of f s t h i s Season
By Cole Tom etsko
Her e is a r eview of all the Red Sox w alk off
w ins. I got my info fr om w eei.com .
Apr il 5, Sandy Leon: It w as the bottom of the 12th
inning w ith the scor e tied at 0. Sandy Leon cam e
up to bat against Antonio Bastar do of the Pir ates.
Leon cr ushed one into the m onster seats and the
Red Sox w alked off w ith a 3-0 w in over the Pir ates.
June 12, Dustin Pedr oia: It w as a tie gam e at 5.
Dustin Pedr oia cam e up to bat. Pedr oia r ipped a
single to r ight and Deven M ar r er o scor ed the
w inning r un. The Red Sox w alked off w ith a 6-5
w in over the Phillies.
June 13, Andr ew Benintendi: After a gr eat w alk off
the pr evious night, Andr ew Benintendi cam e up in
the 12th w ith the scor e tied at 3. Benintendi
sm ashed a gr ound r ule double w hich scor ed
Xander Bogaer ts and the Red Sox w on the gam e 4-3
against the Phillies.
July 14, Andr ew Benintendi: A m onth after hitting
a w alk off double, Andr ew Benintendi cam e up to
bat against Yankees closer Ar oldis Chapm an w ith
the bases loaded and the scor e tied at 4. Chapm an
w alked Benintendi to for ce in Dustin Pedr oia and
the Sox w alked off again 5-4 against the Yankees.
July 18, Hanley Ram ir ez: In the 15th inning w ith
the scor e tied at 3, Hanley Ram ir ez cam e up to bat.
Hanley slam m ed one over the m onster and the Red
Sox w on the gam e 4-3 over the Blue Jays.
July 29, Eduar do Nunez/Sandy Leon: W ith the
scor e tied at 8 in the 10th, Eduar do Nunez cam e up
to bat. Nunez w ould gr ound out to shor t but Sandy
Leon r aces dow n to hom e and beats the tag and the
Sox w in 9-8 against the Royals.
August 1, Chr istian Vazquez: The Indians w er e up
10-9 w hen Chr istian Vazquez cam e up to bat w ith
tw o on and tw o out. Vazquez cr ushed it to deep
center field and the Sox w in 12-10 against the
Indians in the gr eatest com eback of the year.
August 4, M itch M or eland: It w as a tie gam e at 2 in
the 11th inning. M itch M or eland cam e up to bat.
M or eland w ould cr ush it into the m onster seats and
the Red Sox w ould w alk off 3-2 against the W hite
Sox.
August 16, M ookie Betts: The Car dinals w er e up 4-3
w hen M ookie Betts cam e up. M ookie slam m ed one
off of the m onster. Chr is Young scor ed as the tying
r un and the thr ow to the plate m ade it befor e Jackie
Br adley Jr did, but the catcher Yadier M olina
bobbled it. The Red Sox had their 9th w alk off of
the season against the Car dinals.
Bi g Hai r y M on st er Rem ast er ed him and star ted chasing them w hile they w er e
By Br ooke Car ter r unning tow ar ds the tr ap. They ducked under a
couple of invisible r opes and the m onster
Once upon a tim e in the peaceful w or ld slam m ed into them . Then Spot said, ?Let?s go
ther e w er e tw o fr iends, an ant nam ed Teeny and a over to my house and have a par ty!? And they
penguin nam ed Slippy. One day Slippy and Teeny all lived happily ever after.
w ent to the m all. Then, all of a sudden, a BIG HAIRY THE END
M ONSTER cam e in the m all and said GULP! Then
som eone holler ed, ?RUN!? But none of them
r an.The m onster got m ad and star ted to eat
ever ything he could r each.
?W hy don?t w e take the other door out of her e??
said Teeny.
?I agr ee,? said Slippy, but befor e they could say
another w or d the m onster got a gr ip of them and
sw allow ed them .
Oh no! We for got to tell you about the other
tw o char acter s. Well, the other char acter s ar e a dog
nam ed Spot and a dolphin nam ed Finny. They also
live in a peaceful w or ld and they live in the house
next to Teeny and Slippy. The sam e day that Teeny
and Slippy w ent to the m all, Spot and Finny w ent to
the m ar ket and befor e they w ent to the m ar ket they
told Teeny and Slippy to m eet at the w ater par k . At
the m ar ket, Spot and Finny w ent to get fr uit and
vegetables. W hen they w er e getting their food they
got a call fr om Teeny and w hen they answ er ed they Last Fu l l Day of Cam p
hear d a gulp. by Kalie
?W hat?s that?? said Spot.
?It?s the m onster ?s stom ach w e?r e in, Spot,? r eplied Today is the last full day of
Teeny. cam p!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No!!!! No!!! No!!!!! I can?t
?Well, you have to get the m onster over to the believe it. It?s cr azy! Tom or r ow is a half day and
w ater par k .? w e don?t even get lunch! No lunch?! NO
At the w ater par k Spot and Finny saw the giant DESSERT!!!! I?m so sad that w e have to leave
hair y m onster. Then the m onster w alked over to a cam p. I bet you'r e sad too. But let?s not be sad
slide and star ted to eat it. because if w e?r e sad w e w on?t enjoy our last full
Spot said, ?If w e get on the slide w e w ill slide into day of cam p. So be happy! :D
the m onster ?s m outh, get sw allow ed, and then find
Teeny and Slippy.
?And how is that going to w or k?? said Finny.
?Well, if w e br ing a r ope dow n ther e and tie it to
W h er e ar e t h e Ch i pw i ch es! ?
the str ongest thing ther e is w e can br ing it dow n
By: Sar ah
thr ough the m onster , hook ever yone on to it, and
W her e w er e you hiding the chipw iches this
then r eel ever yone up. Then w e can all get off of
session, Chr istian? We all know you have them .
the r ope and get the m onster in a tr ap betw een a
Chipw iches ar e the best desser t at CRCAP, and
str uctur e and tw o slides. ?
w e love them for how tasty they ar e. They ar e
So off they w ent to get the r ope. W hen they
so good and they liter ally m elt in your m outh! ;)
cam e back, Finny said, ?I?ll tie it to the thickest
The cookie and ice cr eam heaven called
thing w e have and then w hen I tell you to go dow n
Chipw iches, has been taken fr om us! We the
the slide, you?ll go dow n the slide and into the
cam per s shall have the Chipw iches, no m atter
m onster ?s m outh and then I?ll hook my hook myself
w hat it takes. All for Chipw iches and
to the r ope, zipline dow n, br inging a bunch of
chipw iches for all!
har nesses, and then it w ill be good.?
So dow n they w ent in the m onster , hooked
ever yone?s har ness to the zipline, and star ted
clim bing up. Then the m onster saw them get out of
I n t er v i ew W i t h Tow n Cl er k Fel i ci a Hof f m an
By Photojour nalism Class

Som e Tow n Hall Facts:

-The fir st tow n hall building w as

destr oyed in a cyclone and the second
tow n hall building w as bur ned dow n
in a fir e.

-Tow n Hall used to be the place for all

tow n m eetings, dances w ould be held,
and the Gr eat Hall used to be a m oving
show ing r oom .

- The 3 black door s at the sem i cir cle at

the fr ont of the building ar e not door s
you can use to enter tow n hall, they
actually w ould lead to the back of the
stage in the Gr eat Hall if you w ent
thr ough them .

- Ther e ar e a few safes in the Tow n

Hall that contain m any per m anent
r ecor ds and som e bir th and death
r ecor ds in the safes date back to the
1700s
1. How old is the Town Hall
building?
Felicia: It w as built in 1922
w hich m akes it 95 year s old.

2. How many people work in the

Town Hall?
Felicia: About 23 people w or k
her e.

3. W hat is your job at Town

Hall?
Felicia: I am the tow n cler k
her e so my job includes m any
things. It is my job to keep
r ecor ds and files, or ganize and
over see m eetings held at the
Tow n Hall, or ganize voting, and
help keep the Dover
gover nm ent intact.

4. Town residents thoughts on

the Dunkin Donuts?
Felicia: I think a lot of people
don?t w ant to adm it that they go
into the Dunkin Donuts.

5. Do you personally go to
Dunkin Donuts or the Dover Deli
for coffee, if so which is better?
Felicia: I br ing my coffee and
food fr om hom e and if I had to
choose betw een the tw o I
w ould w alk hom e and get my
coffee and food.

6. How do you take your coffee?

Felicia: Black
An on ym ou s Adv i ce: Th e f i n al edi t i on
By Anonym ous Advice
Author?s Note: I noticed that some loser
stole my name a few years ago without my
permission
Hello dudes, I am back for the last tim e
this year. I have becom e so desper ate for
questions that I had to ?steal? som e questions
fr om a question pile found next to the advice
pockets. If people sent m e questions I w ould have
had a better var iety of questions. Oh w ell, let?s
begin!
Question One: I 8 the cat
W hich cat did you eat? The cat in the hat?
Gar field? Tom cat? Did you eat my cat?? Well
don?t m ind my questions, since I give out
answ er s. This question depends on how you
pr epar ed the cat. Did you cook it, ser ve it r aw ,
m ake a stew out of it? Anyw ay I hope you
enjoyed that cat.
Question Two: W hy? Then why not?
For m e to answ er this question, I need som e
context. This advice m akes no sense w ithout any
context, so, w hy w ould I include this piece of
advice into my final advice colum n ar ticle? But,
then again, w hy not?
I hope to see all of you guys next year , but if you
don?t show up, I w ill send out my m inions to find
you and for ce you to subm it questions!
Hehehehehehhehehehehehehe.
An sw er t o Th e M yst er y of t h e Zoo Gr af f i t i
Ar t i st
By Jacob Rast
The answ er to this myster y is the exhibit
w ith eighty squir r els. W hile their cr im es m ay
have seem ed r andom , the cr im inal actually had a
patter n for w hich anim al they w ould next tar get.
The fir st letter of each species alphabetically
incr eased by one each night, star ting w ith
jaguar s (j). This continued for koalas (k), lobster s
(l), m onkeys (m ), new ts (n), ostr iches (o), polar
bear s (p), quails (q), r accoons (r ), and finally
squir r els (s). Upon his captur e, the culpr it w as
discover ed to be a 26-year -old m an w ho had a
gar age full of spr ay paint and couldn?t figur e out
w hat to do w ith them . After his ar r est, the Annie
M all and Zoo Com plex w as fr ee of gr affiti
for ever m or e.
M ost i n t er est i n g r eason s t h at Pl ayer s ch oose
t h ei r n u m ber s i n t h e M LB
By Ciar an M ur phy
3-
Sandy Leon, BOS- Bir thday: He w as bor n in
M ar ch, his m other and father w er e bor n on the
3r d of a m onth, and he w as bor n M ar ch 13.
5-
Alber t Alm or a Jr , CHC- Size: Claim s he?s too sm all
to w ear 2 digits.
12-
Dusty Baker , WAS- Her o: Tom my Davis w as his
her o, and his num ber w as 12.
14-
AJ Hinch, HOU- Daughter s: He w anted 7, but it
w as alr eady Cr aig Biggio?s num ber , and so his
daughter s dr ew pictur es of his nam e on astr os
jer seys and they chose 14 for him .
19-
Jackie Br adley Jr., BOS- M other : His m other w as
in labor for 19 hour s to have him , so w hen he
cam e to the m ajor s, he took 19
28-
Nolan Ar enado, COL- The non-scr ub: Rookies
nor m ally get r eally high and r andom num ber s at
tr aining cam p, but w hen Ar enado cam e to cam p,
he w as given 28, and he kept it.
41-
Car los Santana, CLE- V-M ar t: W hen Santana w as
in Low -A M ichigan, he w atched the Tiger s a lot ,
and he saw V-M ar t as a gr eat player and decided
he w anted 41 to be like him .
68-
Dellin Betances, NYY- Height: Betances is 6 foot-8
inches, sohe took the num ber 68
99-
Aar on Judge,NYY- Because: It w as hanging in his
locker w hen he cam e to spr ing tr aining, and he
says ?you never tur n dow n a num ber the Yankees
give you.?
Sour ce: ESPN (http://w w w.espn.com
Last I dea Box .
By: Chloe Cr able and ?totally did not? edit the
ar ticle by EVIL AVA
I am deeply sor r y to put you thr ough this
for the last tim e, but it m ust happen?
huehuehuehue
Annyyw ay. Let's get dow n to business. I
w ill be answ er ing the jackpot of 11 ideas! This is
a special edition to the Daily Double. (Plus no
Evil Ava!) Such happy.
Evil Ava: hi ;3
* bans Evil Ava fr om the ar ticle*
Leave peasant.
Evil Ava: Dangit * leaves*
Anyw ay, w e have ELEEVVEEEN questions today.
Let's get star ted.
Question One: Wr ite a ar ticle w ith a secr et code
hidden it
Ok her e w e go childs. I like potatoes (seotatop
ekil I) it m eans? . Sea tap ill w ater Is w eir d
Yay m e?
Question Tw o: Father death? Is that you? Your
hands ar e so cold?
Ava I know it's you. I even know you'r e not
listening to m e cause you'r e totally not editing
this ar ticle. Anyw ay Ava, lets be honest her e. We
know you w r ote this cuz ur so evil
Question Thr ee: Shar pen a Shar pie
OK I am deeply sor r y again, but it's tim e for my
pickling a pickle m onologue. If you get bor ed
skip to the next question. Please. So you actually
pickle a pickle w henever you M AKE pickles
because they take about thr ee days (Om ar even
if you'r e not r eading you told m e that m aking
pickles takes about thr ee days so * w ince* thank
you I guess) and you never take them out exactly
on tim e. So once exactly thr ee days has passed,
they ar e pickles. And even if you take them out 5
m inutes after their done. You pickled a pickle!
Congr ats. * bow s* I'm done. And now on to
shar pening a shar pie, I w on't do it. Never r r r r ! I
don't w anna kill the shar pener. And w e only
have one shar pener in the Daily Double r oom so
yeah
Question Four : CRACK IS WACK
? Uhh w hat does this m ea * unbans Evil Ava
fr om the ar ticle* Ava help m e. W hat does CRACK
IS WACK m ean?
EA:uuhhh it is so obvious it m eans ever ything
duh.
Didn't I just say that aloud?
Question Five: Let your m ind w ander , Then find
it again
Ava you'r e the r uler i'm going to let my m ind
w ander
EA: WAIT w hat ? ? ..w help NOW I AM THE RULER
NOW M WAHAHAHAHAH
So w hat to do? .uhh? .chloe pls com e? . Om g her
br ain is liter ally going ar ound the daily double
r oom ? ? .uhhh ok? .she is going to ban my ana
sec-
Ava * bans Evil Ava* Ok ther e w e go.
Question Six: Be Walker for a day.
WALKER W HAT IS IT LIKE BEING WALKER
W : m ostly pr etty good, lots of fr iends tw o good
jobs. Ver y little suffer ing Dow nsides ar e: m ost
cam per s appr eciate that they like m e by m aking
fun of m e.
Nice? .
Question Seven: Find your self.
BRAIN W HERE ARE YOUUUUU Ver y w ell I can't
think because my br ain is taped to the door of the
Daily Double r oom . Yay m e.
Question Eight: Sum m on a dem on.
I alr eady did. Shes r ight next to m e. * gestur es to
Ava*
Question Nine: Wr ite dow n all the w eir d things
Walker says
Por cupine=Cactuspine, eight chair s is m or e than
ten. Som etim es my hair gets itchy. Nantucket
Nectar s. And ther e w e go kids, som e things
Walker just told m e.
Question Ten: Review the em oji m ovie.
No please no. * unbans Evil Ava* Ok I hear d you
w atched half the em oji m ovie Ava, r eview it.
EA: ok for m e it sucked and it w as SO M UCH
CRINGE? .
Ther e you have it. Watch it if you desir e * bans
Evil Ava*
Question Eleven FINALE!!!: Counselor Fanfics
(Not about Walker )
Ok so once upon a tim e Guacer w as getting eaten
by Adr ianna. THE END
Ok I have answ er ed all eleven questions! Evil Ava,
say your goodbyes. * unbans Evil Ava*
EA: BYE and pls stop ban -* bans Evil Ava*
hueheuheuheueheue.
Ok so I W ISH YOU A M ERRY CHRISTM AS w ait its
cam p ok bye ^-^
Qu est i on s 7 Rest au r an t M i spr on u n ci at i on s
By Baseball, Hor sey, and Tigger (m aybe) By: Chloe and Evil Ava

Baseball: Welcom e to yet another edition of C: Hello. Its m e and EVIL AVA
Baseball Cat! We have 2 questions today, so w e?ll A: Sup?
get to w or k . C: And w e ar e back to do m or e
m ispr onunciations if you don't r em em ber , w e ar e
Q: HI People NORM AL HUM AN BEINGS (but Ava is evil) And
Baseball: Okay. Hi. We get it. You didn?t have to you m ay pr onounce things like w e ar e typing, so
put it in caps. if you pr onounce Hello like Hallo.
Hor sey: Hi w elcom e but please don't use all caps Congr atulations. I salute you.
thanks! C: Fir st r estaur ant
Baseball: And please, this is for ever yone: Please Olive Gar den
don?t w aste our paper w ith useless questions. C: Br eadsticks.
This m ight qualify. Or not. A: alivee gar dduuunned
Hor sey: Also you m ight need to use paper for r eal Ber tucci?s
questions! Thanks. C: Boar tochis
A: * no com m ent*
M cDonalds:
Q: W hy (u/a) have small (tonah/tough)
C: M acDanalds
Baseball: I?m sor r y but I don?t think I can answ er
A: M C DONUTS
this question. I can?t decipher 2 key w or ds and
Dunkin Donuts
have no idea w hy this w ould be in our pocket. Is
A: Dunkin Donalds
this a pr ank question? I HATE PRANK
C: Donut Heaven
QUESTIONS.
Star bucks
Hor sey: I don't under stand this question? But if it
C: Stahbucks
is ?w hy do you have a sm all tongue? You haven't
A: bucks for star s
even seen our tongues!
Inter national House Of Pancakes (IHOP)
C: Pancake pancake pancake ever yw her e.
Baseball: Since w e r eally have NO idea about
A: my pancake heaven(I LOVE PANCAKES)
either question, w e?ll do som e scor es and M LB
Bur ger King
New s.
C: Booger King
Hor sey: Good idea!
A: Bur ger dum p
Baseball: The Yankees beat the Indians, 8 - 1. The
C: Ver y w ell childr en and w e have had m or e
Tw ins beat the Ranger s, In the Fir st gam e of their
stupid pr onunciations of r estaur ants thank you
doubleheader against the M ar iner s, the Royals
for r eading this ar ticle Have a good day, and
fell, 8 - 7. The Nationals beat the Cubs, 9 - 4. The
r em em ber , love nar w hals.
Phillies beat the Rockies, 3 - 2. The Dodger s shut
A:BYE
out the M ets, 8 - 0. And the Red Sox (thought w e?d
never get to them , eh?) Beat the W hite Sox 6 - 3 to
com plete a 4 gam e sw eep.
Hor sey: Yankees PHFFFT!
Baseball: Tr ue Fact.
Hor sey: Is it bad that I m iss Tigger and the Cr azy
tim es?
Baseball: Yes. Ver y bad.
Hor sey: Yaaaaaaaay! Go RED SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hor sey: * clear s thr oat* W hat about us the
Dodger s!
Baseball: yes, the Dodger s Won. I said it in the
scor e boar d. Signing off, It?s the Red Sox fan,
Baseball.
Hor sey: Signing off!