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Michael Fine
Hank thought they would never come to his farm but they came anyway. His brain knew
they were coming but the rest of him only half believed it. That was what the boys at the truck
stop said when he pulled over for a break. That them terrorists and them black dope addicts
would bubble up out of the cities, out of places like Queens and Mount Vernon and Paterson and
Elizabeth and come and take his guns, his property and his freedom.
That was why Hank moved up to Devans from Lodi after his wife left him. Devans is
way up in the northwest corner of the state, near the Delaware Water Gap, and ten miles from the
nearest superhighway. Hanks place was so far back that you cant hear the endless grind of
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trucks on I84 in the middle of the night unless you listened hard. The farm was near an
abandoned boys camp two miles down a dirt road in a state forest nobody remembered. True,
there was a light haze from the city in the eastern sky when there was no moon, but you can still
see most of the stars and you didnt see that haze at all when the moon was up and almost full.
The City was maybe forty-five miles away as the crow flies. Somehow no one in New
York knew that this little pocket of wilderness existed. No one had come to turn the fields and
woods into parking lots and tract houses or hotels and casinos and strip malls and more parking
lots. There were rattlesnakes that sunned themselves on the black pavement of deserted roads in
the springtime before the ground warmed. There was bear. Hank saw some mountain lion track
near his barn from time to time, and once or twice in the winter he heard the baying of a dying
deer that the coyotes grabbed deep in the woods behind his house where the land fell into a deep
valley and the snow might get four feet deep after a big storm.
Hank drove short haul truck most days to pay the rent and that left him a free man, more
or less. Hed rise at dawn to feed the beasts and then head off. The trucking company was in
Milford Pa. The house was pretty ramshackle. It was a converted trailer with a porch that
somebody had built on the front and painted white and it had a big old barn behind it. Must have
been a farm house here once, Hank thought. Must have burned down and somebody stuck this
double-wide out front of the barn because the barn was worth something but the ground was set
so far back that no one would pay to build a proper house here once the world changed, maybe
fifty, maybe a hundred years ago. No one farmed in Devans anymore, once people started living
in tract houses and working in offices on computers and having air conditioning and once they
started to get up at five am to go to the gym to work out. Thats what life is now, Hank thought.
People and their things. Their cell-phones and their computers and their air-conditioning and
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their cars that all look alike. Hank remembered cars that a man could fix and that would go when
you said go, zero to sixty in 5.8 seconds. Now the cars go alright, but they all look alike and they
are made of plastic and composites not steel and chrome and no human being could ever fix
Hank had guns. He had an Anschutz Model 1710 D 22 Gauge rifle with Kahles 2-
shotgun with scope, a 12-gauge semiautomatic Remington 1100 shotgun, a 12-gauge Browning
over-and-under, a New England Firearms 28 gauge shotgun, an 1858 New Army stainless steel
.44 Caliper black powder revolver, a black powder Buckskinner pistol, and a Colt SAA .357
Magnum NKL revolver with a 5.5 inch barrel. He kept the 12 gauge and the black powder long
guns on a rack near the front door, the .357 Magnum in his glove compartment, the 28 gauge in
the corner next to his bed and the Traditions in the kitchen. The black powder handguns lived in
a case in the living room, but they werent much good in an emergency. That emergency, that
was what the other weapons were for. He would be ready for them people when they came.
After they shot the cops in Baton Rouge, Hank knew he would be next. He made a trip to
the K-mart in Stockton and bought all the ammunition he was going to need and plenty of black
powder and balls at the same time. Good thing K-mart carries powder and ammunition and stays
open until 9:30. Chance favors the prepared mind. It was pretty clear that the invasion of the
The blue car with one white fender bounced up Thunder Mountain Road, bottoming out
in the ruts because the springs were shot. All Kalil wanted was to get out of the city for a couple
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of hours. You get tired of hearing peoples problems all night long. They had Kalil working 11 to
7 on the crisis line so he was pretty buzzed from the night. There had been some crazy woman
from East Orange who stopped taking her meds and was trying to give away her furniture so the
housing authority lady called to say Kalil needed to do something because the crazy woman was
throwing chairs out the window. There was the junkie, no excuse me, the person with substance
use disorder who called to yell at Kalil because the emergency department doctor wouldnt give
him percs and he had sold off his suboxone and now he was getting sick. There was an eight year
old whose mother was a diabetic, an undocumented Guatemalan, blind, and on dialysis and
wasnt waking up and the emergency number refrigerator magnet was the one phone number the
kid could find when she was trying to call her father who had walked out on them six weeks ago.
All Kalil wanted right then was to find a hayfield and a tree growing in a hedgerow
where no one could find him so he could lay out with a book, maybe stream some sounds across
the iPhone through his very cool portable speaker, maybe have a glass of wine and sample some
of the very nice scamorza he bought at the Italian Market in Paterson, and maybe fall asleep for a
couple of hours until he woke from the sweat of sleeping in the sunshine after the sun moved in
the sky and fell on him in the later afternoon, or until he had slept enough so the buzzing of flies
When Kalil was a kid growing up in Garfield they used to bring his boy-scout troop up
for overnights in Stokes State Forest and they used to freeze their nuts off, because theyd bring
them up in March or November when no reasonable person would go camping, and Kalil thought
about what they must have looked like, intent little kids in green uniforms with red patches on
their sleeves, black and Latino and scruffy little white Polish kids who didnt know anything
about tents or camp fires or jack knives or fishing, but just ran around the woods and gathered
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soggy firewood and sat next to smoky fires, ragging on one another. The boys were dumb but the
memories were decent. So Kalil drove up here now once in a while, remembering, just because
he knew there were trees here and it was a good place to get lost on the back-roads.
We exist on the knife edge of evolution, Kalil thought as he drove. We are constantly
learning, developing new things and those things change our culture so the lives we lead exist in
But we shouldnt even be here. The atoms and molecules out of which our world appears
to be built should not exist, Kalil was thinking. Atoms and molecules matter are each the
product of the infinitesimal chance that energy might form itself into matter instead of
dissipating. Each element is an accident, the product of the infinitesimal chance that moments of
energy might form themselves into atoms. Each molecule is an accident, the product of the
infinitesimal chance that atoms might associate with atoms of different kinds and the similarly
infinitesimal chance that their electrons and protons and neutrons might form bonds to create
new substances. Cosmic gas is an accident. The big bang was an accident. Space debris was an
accident. Planets, comets, stars, and nuclear fission are each accidental, each an entirely unlikely
event, and the fact that each object exists in a universe of other objects which has a certain order
is so unlikely that such an order makes no logical sense. Except, of course that such a universe
appears to exist and you and I seem to exist within it. Of course God doesnt play dice with the
universe. That anything exists at all is a profound daily miracle, the exceptionally unlikely
miracle of existence and any time you want to have an experience of God all you have to do is
open your eyes and look around you because that you have eyes to open at all and that there is
anything at all for you to see is evidence of Gods presence and grace.
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The natural chaos of the universe denies the logic we exist but here we are anyway, the
miracle that proves God exists or perhaps that we exist despite the odds is the expression or
evidence of God, and that evidence is present in our every moment, the unlikely and almost
Luis Almeida was in roll-call one morning when he heard the bullshit about Black Lives
Matter and it pissed him off just like it pissed off everybody else. A part of his brain had heard
this bullshit before. After Ferguson that shit came and went on the news as the talking heads on
CNN and Fox yammered about it but that was then and this is now and things are different now.
All Luis ever wanted to do was to get on the force. He had spent his whole life preparing
to be a cop. He played football in high school instead of soccer because football was cop
training. He went into a MP unit in Iraq as a volunteer because the military was cop training. He
took an AA in Criminal Justice at Stockton State because even though they called that college
everybody knew it was cop training. And then Luis applied to every little town force in New
Jersey. They got a zillion little towns in New Jersey, and everybody in every town is related, old
Irish and Italian people and they got the Union all locked up, so for the longest time all Luis did
was security at Target and he worked out every day for two hours and he applied at every little
Maybe he didnt listen to the Ferguson bullshit because he wasnt in yet and didnt really
see himself as a cop then. Maybe he didnt listen to Ferguson because he was working so hard on
finding himself a job that nothing else mattered. Luis had seen the talking heads when he was
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working out but then being a cop was still a distant dream and so Ferguson was not about him.
Yeah he had brown skin and yeah he had been hassled on the street, pulled over when they didnt
need to pull him over but that was just the way it was, just cops doing their jobs and that was
your life on the street and you wouldnt catch Luis Almeida bellyaching. Rite of passage, thats
what it was. You be a black or brown person in America and you learn to live with it. What
But this time he was in and this time it mattered. Where the hell is Branchville? Some
little hick town in the middle of nowhere. Like, almost to Pennsylvania. It could have been in
West Virginia or in Indiana or in Iowa, one of those I states out west. It could have been
halfway around the world. It was hard to believe they had ever seen anybody who spoke Spanish
in Branchville and harder to believe there were and Spanish people in that little berg. But there
they were. Maybe thirty, maybe forty families, Guatemalans and Dominicans mostly, who had
found their way out to Branchville from Newark and Paterson because there was work on the
gentleman farms and old fashioned farm work on a couple of the remaining real farms and
domestic work in the bigger houses and places to live over the stores and in the houses on the
side streets that passed for a downtown. In this Branchville, this little hick town, someone had
finally taught them how to spell the words Affirmative Action like forty years after the fact,
though they sure didnt know what those words meant. Even so when an application with the
name Luis Almeida crossed the Chiefs desk Luis got a call because his was the first application
with a Spanish name the Chief had ever seen. Luiss grandfather came from PR and his father
grew up in the Bronx and Luiss mother was mixed Jamaican and Irish and Luis spoke a little
Spanglish yeah but he wasnt super Spanish but what did the Chief know. Luis got himself a job
as a cop and he got to go to the Academy. Branchville got Diversity even if they couldnt even
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spell the word. And the Chief kinda got the idea that maybe there were different kinds of cops
and that was okay too as long as you stayed in shape and pulled enough people over to meet your
quota that didnt really exist and you knew how to let the local kids go after stopping them and
reading them the riot act but youd ticket the out-of-towners so you keep the peace, meet the
quota and nobodys kid on the town council who doesnt need one gets a record.
But the Dallas shit and the Baton Rouge shit, now that was different. Now Luis was
inside and in blue and the last thing anybody needed was some asshole with military training
shooting up the brothers and sisters in blue. Its hard enough to remember the laws about
probable cause and to keep your eyes out for expired inspection stickers and to write up police
reports every time some college girls car gets broken into or theres a fender bender on 206 all
while you are trying to meet a damned quota that doesnt exist. But Dallas and Baton Rouge, that
was bad shit. They teach the brothers how to shoot in the military now and they teach them how
to think, how to plan and execute, how to survive an ambush and how to plan one. It was bad
enough in Iraq. You dont want to be up against that shit in New Jersey and you sure as hell
But even so, this is middle of nowhere Branchville New Jersey. It pissed Luis off and he
knew that the chief was right that they needed to drill procedure in case that shit ever came to
Branchville but that shit was just never coming here. Until it did. Unless it did. Everybody was
going to work a double over the weekend so they could drill on Sunday. That sucked, but Luis
got it and maybe the chief was smarter than he looked. You couldnt tell who was driving on I80
or on Route 46 and who might get off the highway and drive all the way out to Branchville New
Jersey just to shoot cops. You couldnt tell anything about anybody any more.
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So Luis was pissed but he was okay with it when he got into his squad car and headed
north on 206. Black Lives Matter. Right. Brown people driving blue cars matter. I have a job to
do, Luis thought. It aint easy and the last thing I need is for my brown and black brothers
shooting at me as Im driving a squad car from place to place. Im a goddamn sitting duck in this
car. The whole fucking world can see me. You get enough shit from the hick other cops in
Branchville and their goddamn racist Chief, Luis thought. I just dont need any more shit from
crazy people from the ghetto, ex military or no, terrorist, militant, nobody. Dont you tread on
me.
Kalil could have sworn that the old white guy dressed in a Dickies dark green mechanics
shirt and pants sitting on a porch swing in front of a white double-wide trailer that had a porch
and a garage built on to it and a big old red barn that needed to be painted was cleaning a gun as
he drove by. Cleaning a gun on the porch? Camouflage colored ATV in the front yard? A
picture out of book from Appalachia, right? They dont make them like that anymore. Rural
poverty. Right here in New Jersey. Pretty quaint, if it didnt look so pathetic. Hard to imagine
There was a long strip of straight dirt road overhung by huge trees that looked like
nobody ever drove on it and like nobody lived here anymore, though the road was good enough
to make you think that somebody lived here once. Then there were a cluster of abandoned wood
buildings a deserted farm-house, and old barn with its roof falling in, and a long flat-roofed
building with broken windows that looked like it had once been a motel or a bunkhouse. There
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was a field behind the barn that had some fence posts still standing, with rusty barbed wire curled
Kalil parked the car. He checked the time on his cell. 1:23 in the afternoon. Zero bars. No
service. Out of range. Out of touch. Off the grid. Pretty sweet.
Kalil walked through a gate into a field that lay on an uphill slope and walked up the
slope to where a line of trees marked the crest of the hill. The grass was ankle and knee high but
not chest high, and the pasture wasnt overgrown with weeds. Somebody mows this pasture once
or twice a year, Kalil thought. This must have been a beautiful place once. He imagined horses
and cows pastured on this hill, grazing peacefully in the sunshine, the work noises of the farm
drifting up from the barn, chickens and barn cats scurrying around the barnyard. He could picture
the barn when it was new and painted, when the stalls were filled with milk-cows and there were
tractors under a tractor shed, driving in an out, just back from spreading manure or cutting hay.
You could see that it was a big, efficient barn, well laid out for dairying, on two levels, with a
place for the cows to stand out of the sun and a big hayloft above the milking parlor. I wonder if
the old milking machinery is still there inside under the fallen roof, Kalil thought. There was a
rusted manure spreader and an old horse drawn hay-rake in the old tractor shed and the roof of
that shed had collapsed around both. Bet there is a bunch of old tools still in the barn, Kalil
thought, but youd have to pick your way through rubble to find them. If the roof is bad the floor
Kalil settled himself under a huge gnarled maple at the crest of the hill, took a book and
The New York Times out of his daypack and leaned back against the tree. The crusted bark of
the tree pressed into his skin as he stretched his legs out and for a moment the roughness of the
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bark seemed like it was going to hurt. But then his muscles relaxed and the bark massaged his
back instead of sticking into it and he rubbed his back against the tree, as if he was scratching an
itch he didnt know he had. He took a half-empty bottle of wine out of his pack and popped the
cork and took a swig from the bottle. The hell with a glass. Life is good, Kalil thought. The sun
fell on his legs but his torso was in the shade. The air was sweet. It smelled of maple and of pine,
smells delicate and strong enough that he could taste them as well as smell them. There was a
light breeze.
Hank took note when the blue car with one white front fender drove by. He was sitting on
the porch, cleaning the 28 gauge. Not very many cars drive by anymore. There was nothing to
drive to. The road was still okay as far as that old camp, but just beyond the camp it rose to climb
a hill and then it got pretty rough, narrow and rutted and washed out in places and it had weeds
growing in the middle and some downed trees across it so no one could drive on it any more.
The county had stopped maintaining the road after the camp closed. You could get through to
Dingmans Ferry on that road if you had a four wheel drive and were willing to stop along the
way, but it wasnt worth the risk so anyone local who wanted to go to Dingmans Ferry just took
the long way around. Anyone who drove down the road just got as far as the old camp and had
to turn around and drive back. No one had any business being up the road, so every time a car
drove by when Hank was home he listened out for that car to come back. Five or ten minutes,
that was all it took. No one had any business messing around in that old boys camp. It was
Hank cleaned one gun a day, in rotation. Just takes a few minutes. You maintain your
property if you want it there when you need it. The 28 gauge had its uses in hunting season. It
wasnt a bad defensive weapon at close range if push came to shove. But it wouldnt be Hanks
first choice if he had to defend himself, not by a long shot. That would be the Anschutz over his
shoulder and the .357 in his belt. He probably needed to get himself an AR-15 or a Sig Sauer
MCX with a couple of 30 round magazines and a sweet little 9 mm semi-automatic pistol like the
guy in Orlando used. Lots of firepower. Very little weight. You could take down a whole platoon
of cops with that kind of firepower. Got to respect that mans choice of weaponry, Hank thought.
He finished with the 28 gauge and tried the pump. Very smooth. He clicked the safety off
and pulled the trigger. Oiled and perfect. It feels good when mechanical parts mesh and click into
The driver of that blue car could have been black, Hank thought. Could have been a
Muslim. Could have been a terrorist. Half hour or so had passed. Then another half-hour passed.
Mostly cars that passed the house drive up to the old boys camp figure out there is no outlet,
turn around and drive out again ten or fifteen minutes later. Dont know what a terrorist would
want with that old boys camp, but it could be used as a terrorist base, now that he thought about
it. The terrorists are starting sleeper cells all over the country. Thats what they said on the radio
and on the TV. Maybe Hank would hop on the four wheeler and run up and take a look.
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Bees and yellow and orange butterflies nosed in and out of a clump of wild roses that
bloomed a few yards away from Kalils spot, and then a hummingbird darted in to join them.
Then he heard the rumble and hiss of an engine and the wheels of the ATV spitting along the
The ATV came into view on the road at the foot of the pasture, and then parked next to
Kalils car. The guy had a rifle with a scope riding in the gun-holder on the front of the ATV,
and he had a pistol stuck in his belt. Goddamn hunters, Kalil thought. So much for a quiet
afternoon.
Hank dismounted and looked into Kalils car. He tried the front door, which Kalil had
locked, and he looked around, looking for something or someone, and it was pretty clear that he
Kalil watched Hank notice the path his legs had cut through the pasture grass and start to
Kalil slipped behind the tree, leaving the wine bottle and the book and the New York
Then Hank took the rifle off the gun mount on the ATV and came into the pasture,
What the fuck do I do first? Kalil thought. Phones no good, he thought before he looked
at it, remembering zero bars. Get the hell out of Dodge. Keep low. Stay out of sight.
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There was a gradual down slope on the other side of the hill, another pasture that was
bordered by a line of trees and brush which had a stream inching in and out of the trees as it
made a boundary for the field. Im a sitting duck if I try to cut across the field, Kalil thought,
though those trees would be good cover if I can get to them. The pasture sloped down to the barn
and there was a tree every twenty or thirty yards on the crest of the hill, but most of those trees
were saplings and too small to hide behind. Nice to be in the barn, though, Kalil thought. It
would be hard to follow me in there and probably hard to find me. But Kalil took off to his right,
away from the barn, keeping low. There were bigger trees on the crest of the hill that way. He
ran from tree to tree and didnt look back until he was behind a tree and then only looked back
for an instant. This direction was taking him higher, away from the barn, and above but behind
the ruins of the main house and the bunkhouse. Holy shit, Kalil thought. Holy shit.
Hank thought he saw movement on the crest of the hill. He walked toward a big tree,
picking his way through the high grass. The sun was hot and strong enough to burn the skin on
his arms and the back of his neck. Hank found Kalils book and bottle of wine and his copy of
Hes on private property, this trespasser with a blue car. You know its bad when they
even find their way to Devans, which is in the middle of no place, and really bad when they drive
The trespasser had skedaddled. The ground at the top of the hill was dry and there were
weeds and clumps of brush but no grass for the trespasser to leave his track in. Im head for the
Then Hank pulled out the .357, raised it straight up and pulled the trigger, just for the
pleasure of it, just to hear the gunshot in the pastures and echo off the buildings. A little like
thunder, Hank thought. Im the man with the plan for your pie in the sky, Hank said to himself.
Kalil couldnt see Hank from the place he stopped to rest, which was a few hundred yards
back from the tree hed been reading under. For a few moments he thought hed lost the guy. If
the guy comes toward me I go deeper into the woods, he thought. Lets see if I can wait him out.
Holy shit, Kalil thought. This character means business. Hes coming after me and hes
Hank began picking his way toward the barn. Lets see if I can flush him out of there and
Kalil peered around the tree he stood behind and saw movement in the brush. The guy
was headed down the hill, away from him. Kalil could see the .357 in his belt, and could see how
the shooter carried his rifle out in front of him, cradled over one arm, a hunter. Holy shit, Kalil
thought. He grabbed his cell phone from his pocket, more from habit than because he thought it
Luis got the shots fired call when he was sitting in his cruiser on the south side of 206
near the auto parts store where the road jogs right after a straight-away and the drivers coming
down from Pennsylvania cant really see you behind the truck that is always parked there until
they are on you, so you can pick off them without really trying because everyone speeds up on
As soon as the call came through, Luis cranked the location on his GPS, flipped on the
lights and sirens, and headed south. He was twelve minutes away. Backup was moving toward
his position but it was only McAllister and she was up at High Point sorting out a car break-in so
she would be a while. Use your head, the dispatcher said. Dont do anything stupid.
Hank heard the siren when he was behind the barn. He had stopped to listen, to try to hear
the trespasser moving around inside. Now isnt this pretty, Hank thought. They invade America.
Then they send in their police. I have these guns legally, but Obama is coming to take our guns.
Our guns are our freedom. The cops arent going to like seeing me armed like this. They want to
What kind of a place has America become? Hank thought. Trespassers and terrorists and
Muslims on one side. Big government bureaucrat police on the other. How is a man supposed to
live?
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The barn was dark inside but there was light at the other end, where the big door used to
be before it fell off its guiderail. Some of the roof joists had collapsed into the passage between
the stalls with black asphalt shingles still attached, but the floor seemed solid. Hank picked his
way toward the light and settled himself behind two old bales of hay that were dusty on the
outside and rotting on the inside, the hay-strings hanging loose on the sides of each bale.
I can wait, Hank thought, as the propped the Anschutz on one of the hay-bales and set
himself up prone. He had a good clean shot at the ATV and the blue car. Man is born free and
What Luis saw when he came barreling down the road hot was just a ATV standing next
to a car in front of an abandoned barn that was falling in on itself. His cruiser skidded to a stop in
the gravel and Luis jumped out into the cloud of dust he had stirred up by driving fast on the dirt
road. Maybe he should have run the plates but he wanted to check things out first. He was still
pissed about Dallas and Baton Rouge and he wasnt in the mood to go slow. No shooter. No one
standing outside waiting for him to roll up. Probably just hunters or a car exhaust. But you never
know. He looked into the blue car. Nothing. He did a quick three-sixty. No sign of life. At least
no one down.
That old barn first, Luis thought and he turned towards the barn.
Then something grabbed Luis by the right shoulder, spun him around and dropped him
between the cruiser and the blue car, and his right shoulder was wet and searing like someone
had cracked it open with an axe. There was a second shot that missed, that cracked into his
windshield, and a third shot that plunked into the car door of the blue car, close enough and with
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enough force that Luis could feel the shock wave as a puff of wind on his face and a rumble up
from the ground. Luis reached around for his service revolver with his left hand, and used the
butt of his hand to activate his shoulder radio and ask for back-up. Now. Officer down. Funny
thing to say when you are the officer down, when the shooter is hunting you, and all you have to
defend yourself with is a service revolver in your left hand that never was your shooting hand
anyway. But Luis was now ever more pissed and if it was kill or be killed he was happy to be the
Then it occurred to him. After Dallas and Baton Rouge, he didnt know if he was up
against one shooter or five, if this was one crazy or a military ambush, if the force he was up
against was black or white, if they were shooting at him because he was a cop or just because he
was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Look at me, he wanted to say. Im black too. Just like
you. We are in this together, brothers and sisters. Except of course they were shooting at him,
whoever they were, and if he was going to survive and they came at him the only thing he could
None of that mattered. The shooter got off two more quick shots, which hit the cruiser
and the blue car in turn. The shooter was in the barn and could only see the ATV and the cars
and not the space between where Luis lay on the ground. Luis went prone, reached around the
tire of the cruise and got off two quick shots at the barn door, using his left hand with no
stabilization, but that didnt matter because he had no target anyway. He just wanted to keep the
shooter pinned down, because all the shooter had to do was move about fifty yards and then hed
The shoulder was wet but it wasnt sopping wet. Right shoulder, not left. Lucky. Still he
didnt really know how much he was bleeding, and the trick is not to bleed out before help
Kalil stepped out of the bushes in the ridge above the abandoned house and bunkhouse
when he heard the sirens and saw the lights flashing as the police cruiser pulled up to the barn.
He saw the cop looking into his car. He heard the gunfire and saw the cop drop but he didnt see
where the shooter was. Holy shit, Kalil thought. Then he heard more shots and he thought he
Kalil could see the cop moving between the cars. He ran along the ridge-top back towards
the tree he had been laying under and then ran back towards the barn. He had made the call that
started all this. Somebody had to do something. Looked at the moment like that somebody was
him.
The shooter was in the barn and the cop was between the cars and they were firing at
each other and no one was thinking about Kalil which was fine with him. He kept low and went
from tree to tree, using brush as cover as he moved as quickly as he could across the downhill
side of the ridge, keeping out of sight. They werent thinking about him and he didnt want them
thinking about him. Then he tracked down the hill on a rutted pasture road that must have been
used by the cows as they came into the barn and by the tractors as they went to mow the hilltop
Kalil stopped when he got to a big tree at the bottom of the hill where that pasture road
opened into a paddock next to the barn, where the cows used to stand at milking time and where
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the farmer could throw down hay from the loft to feed in the winter. He was a right angle to and
behind the big barn door, so if in fact the shooter was in that part of the barn looking out at the
cars, the shooter couldnt see him where he was. But he could see the cars and the ATV and the
cops legs between the car, and the cop could see the paddock as well as he could see the barn
Kalil didnt have a plan. The cop was down and Kalil didnt know for sure if he was
wounded or not but it looked like he was alive and was likely firing at the shooter and the cop
didnt know Kalil was there or that he was the guy who had called 911. The shooter had come
hunting Kalil so it was pretty clear that the shooter needed to be stopped. If the cop was still
alive he had probably radioed for back-up because that is what cops do but who knows how long
it would take for that back-up to arrive because they were deep in the middle of nowhere. The
shooter knew Kalil existed but the cop didnt. There were two men who lay about a hundred and
fifty feet apart, shooting at one another but not talking. No one was talking. They were pretty
close to one another and could have talked and heard each other easily if they each raised their
voices a little. Instead they were shooting, not talking. How weird was that?
Then a squirrely little black guy came out of nowhere and made a dash for the barn. It
was a fucking ambush. These fucking people are everywhere and they aint got no respect. Luis
got off three shots at the black perp and the shooter in the barn shot back twice in return, hitting
the cruiser twice and shattering its windshield. The guy in the barn couldnt see the paddock so
he thought Luis was shooting at him. The perp in the paddock was hiding behind a collapsed
barn door and Luis couldnt see him either now but Luis knew he was there, and at least that one
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didnt have a clean shot at Luis either. That one wasnt shooting but Luis knew he was there.
But Luis didnt know if there were others and if so how many and where they were, so now he
had to be thinking three-sixty, so every few seconds he scanned around the places he could see.
Under the cars. Out to the pasture. Down the road to the old farmhouse and bunkhouse. You
never know where it is coming from next and you cant take anything for granted.
Luis reloaded. It was goddamn hard to do with one hand but he was able to use his right
hand to hold the gun while his left hand popped cartridges off his belt and into the chambers.
Is everyone alright? Kalil yelled a minute or two after the firing stopped. Maybe
people who talk to each other will quit trying to kill each other, Kalil thought. Never hurts to try.
Fuck you, Hank said, and fired another shot at the squad car, thinking it was Luis
talking.
Whos asking? Luis said. I need all the information I can get for the police report and
the FBI and all the other paperwork that is coming next, Luis thought. Everyone in the world is
going to want to talk to me about the goddamn militants or the goddamn terrorist threat, so we
and they can uncover the network and root out the coconspirators and accomplices who make up
the terrorist threat. Or the militant threat. Or somebody. Because none of these goddamned
I was born in St. Joes in Paterson and I grew up in Garfield. Where you from? Kalil
said.
The guy in the barn was talking. That was good, Kalil thought. The cop in the car hadnt
Hank was trying to put the pieces together in his head. You had a Muslim immigrant
outside the barn talking at him. And the cop between the cars who hadnt said anything much
yet, shooting at him. The Muslim from the blue car and the cop who had taken the first round but
was clearly still alive were both black. That made them similar but different. Made Hanks head
spin, thinking about it. Whoever the hell they were, there were too god damn many of them in
the country and too god damn many of them on his road, in his town, and near his house.
You play football? Kalil said. Garfield plays Lodi every year on Thanksgiving.
I know that, Hank said. We used to whip your Polack ass every single year.
Im not a Polack, Kalil said. He had the shooter engaged. How about you? Officer
The damn Muslim had just outed Luis, which pissed him off. Fuck them. You dont fuck
He got off three shots one at voice behind the barn door, one into the barn to keep the
East Orange, Luis said, after a pause. I played football. And everybody in Bergen
County is a wuss. In Essex County, man, we play real ball. Bergen aint nothing.
Fuck you, Hank said, and got off three quick shots, this time shattering the windshield
That was my goddamned car you just shot up, Kalil said. Thanks for nothing.
That was when Kalil noticed he was wet around his belly on the left side. For half a
second he thought hes pissed himself. He touched the place, which was warm and sticky. Hard
to believe he hadnt noticed getting shot but there is was. He half remembered stumbling when
Nobodys fucking with nobody, Kalil said. We just have a situation. And Id like it if
Who the hell are you? Luis said. He was going to waste both of these bastards and he
Im Kalil, Kalil said. Im a social worker at the mental health center in Irvington.
Dont give me any of that touchy feely shit, Luis said. What do you want? Why do
Im not shooting cops, Kalil said. That would be the guy in the barn. I just came up
here to read a book. Im trying to get us all out of this mess alive. Hey you in the barn. Why are
you shooting cops? Whats your name? Kalil said, and he noticed that his mouth was dry.
Im not shooting cops, Hank said. Im shooting Muslims. And cops who are Muslims.
Kalil felt himself groan, and get a little dizzy and starting to sweat. He sat down on a flat
topped rock that had been chiseled square and had a depression cut out of its top surface, an old
watering trough.
And Im not who is shooting at you, Hank said. That would be the cop under the
squad car. I never had a clean shot. Hey Mr. Cop. Whats your name?
Who wants to know? Luis said. His right shoulder was starting to pull on him hard, and
it was difficult to think of much else. He could see the headlines as breaking news, though, as
Rural NJ Cop Disrupts Terror Cell, or Rural NJ Cop Fights Back Against Cop Killers.
Hey Mr. Paul Revere from Lodi, why dont you put down your guns and come out of
there. That way we all get to go home and nobody else gets hurt, Kalil said. They were talking
to each other, Kalil thought. Thats good. People who talk to you in a hostage situation, when it
gets interactive, they see you are a human being and not an object. Relationships matter, Kalil
thought, not that he had any experience with hostage negotiations. Kalil was really thirsty now.
He was feeling cold which surprised him because he knew it was a hot day.
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Not in your lifetime, buddy, Hank said. You take away a mans guns you take away
All at once Luis understood that the two men he was shooting at might not be in this
together, that he might have one shooter and one 911 caller, and that he might have been
shooting at the 911 caller and not at a hostile force. He realized that he didnt know anything
about the situation or condition of the caller whose name was Kalil. Luis didnt like his situation
before this realization. He didnt like his situation at all now, all of a sudden.
Yeah. This is Officer Luis Almeida of the Branchville PD. Lay down your weapons and
come out, Luis said. Maybe it was better to end this without wasting them both so Luis could
What do you need? Kalil said, and he coughed twice, his voice weakening. What do
you want, Mister Paul Revere from Lodi? Lets end this thing together. No one else needs to get
hurt.
What do you want today? Kalil said. What do you need now so we can end this now?
I want to shoot the tax man, Hank said. I want to shoot those idiots who think they can
make me fill out insurance forms and the people at the bank who ask me too many questions. I
want to shoot the people at the DMV who make me wait on line for an eye test so I can get a
license to drive MY car. I want to shoot the people from the electric company who send me a bill
every month and the ladies behind the desk in the doctors office where they make me fill out
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stupid forms and then make me wait for hours while they sit behind a sliding glass window and
chew gum and gossip about the patients. All these people need to stop pulling at me. I just want
to be left alone.
Luis waited. That guy Kalil was pretty good at talking. At least Luis knew what kind of
crazy he was dealing with, that this was a right wing crazy and not a Black Lives Matter crazy
who was shooting at him. But fuck that guy, Mr. Paul Revere. Everybody has to deal with the
waiting on lines shit. Rite of Passage. You dont get to pick and choose. If you sit in a barn
shooting at me, Im going to hit you with everything Ive got. Tactical response. A zillion cops.
An armored personnel carrier and a bomb carrying robot. Just wait, Mr. Paul Revere, Luis was
thinking. You come out now or we are going to blow your fucking brains out the moment that
There was no answer. All of a sudden Luis realized that he might have shot Kalil, the 911
caller, and that Kalil might be dead and that Luis might just have gunned down an innocent man.
With his left hand. Without aiming and with no way to stabilize his shooting hand. That shit
was fucked up. Damn it to hell. Now there was going to be hell to pay.
You throw down your weapons right now and walk out of there with your hands up or
An instant later Hank walked out of the barn with his .357 Magnum in his shooting hand,
firing at Luis as he was walking. Hank came out of the barn in a blaze of glory, out of the
darkness of the barn and into the brilliant sunlight which blinded him, his left hand stabilizing his
Luis took Hank down with a single shot to the torso, left upper quadrant, just like he had
been trained to do. Left hand. Not stabilized. From behind the tire of his cruiser. Pretty good
shot left-handed, Luis thought, if he didnt say so himself. Very crazy shit.
Luis stood up slowly and dusted himself off. His right shoulder tore at him but there
wasnt really that much blood. Bet I took a bullet to a bone, Luis thought. But he missed all the
big blood vessels, that right wing bastard. So fuck you, Mr. Paul Revere.
The Luis heard the sirens in the distance. Theyd be turning into Thunder Mountain
Road, Luis thought, and putting the pedal to the metal. The road was dirt but it was wide and
Luis walked out from behind his cruiser, his gun still in his left hand. He managed to
bend his right hand at the elbow without moving his shoulder, and could reach his left elbow
with his right hand to stabilize his left arm as best he could. Even so the weight of the gun shook
The shooter was laying in the dust on broken up concrete that had been poured a hundred
years before to make a dry and solid entryway for the barn. Mr. Paul Revere was a white guy,
old, balding, maybe sixty, wearing a dark green shirt and trousers, and there was a dark stain on
his left chest. You couldnt see the 911 caller Kalil from where the shooter lay. No way to
finesse this one. Forensics would pull a bullet from Luiss gun out of the 911 callers body.
Damn it to hell. This was Luis. His bad. There was no way around it. He kicked the body of the
shooter. It was gentle kick, half in anger, and half to see if the shooter was still alive. Nothing.
No response. Luis felt empty when he kicked the guy. The shooter was crazy but he was dead,
and all dead men take something of you with them when they die. All dead men take a piece of
Luis turned to go find the Kalils body. The sirens were closer now. Maybe, just maybe,
Hank opened his eyes, lifted the .357 and fired. He could see the cop clearly now. Left
back. Left upper quadrant. The cop dropped like a stone. The cop never knew what hit him.
Then Hank put the .357 in his mouth and fired again.