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L. Ron Hubbard
PROLOGUE suit. He twisted his helmet and mask in his
The winch on the truck wound inward, hands around and around. While he might
growling and snapping and groaning. Sea- have the nerve to face the monsters of the
weed whipped and wound and unwound on deep, what were those compared to US of-
the taut, protesting cables as they dragged ficials. Damned government. He ought to
an object toward the beach from under the have kept his mouth shut. No breaks. He
sea. always lucked out. Here hed made the find,
The intensity of the watching group personally and privately and even paid for
had no eye for the beauty of the scene; the his own bike gas and air. Well, an orphan is
soft purling of the small waves, the sooth- an orphan. Still, there was law about own-
ing whisper of the tropical wind, the distant ership. You couldnt give up just like that.
clatter of a palm, the rich gold of sand and One more try. If it didnt work
crystal aquamarine of water might as well The young man braced himself, got to
have been a tourist poster in a waste basket. his feet and wiped some of the sand off his
The rigid cordon of Marines, facing pants. How would John Wayne handle this
outward, automatic weapons in hand, had on the late-late show? One more try.
fierce eyes against any threatened intrusion The young man ducked under the
into the site. VIPs that must not be ap- growling cables and walked up to Jedgar
proached, an object that was top secret and who gave him not a glance.
a sergeant with a hangover increased their Now or never. Its mine! I insist its
trigger-happy vigilance. mine! I found it. If it werent for me you
Several supercilious scientists gazed wouldnt even know of its existence!
benignly at the water, tolerantly and learn- Jedgar did not even take his eyes off
edly waiting for the object to appear, hop- the water. He put out an arm and brushed
ing no one had penetrated the fact that they the young man sideways.
hadnt a clue. The leading scientist of the group found
Jedgar, the jut-jawed czar of all US po- his own view obstructed. He never wore
lice and security forces scowled with feroc- glasses despite needing them as they
ity at the water. spoiled his image of the tawnymaned man
God damn president, he ought to have of science. He peered at the young man. In
his ass kicked, getting him out here for his benign voice, reserved for assistants he
what. God damn hobby-happy bastard. So intended to fire, he said, You dont under-
its an historical find. So it may be from stand. Such finds as this belong to the world
outer space. Sand fleas when he had an ap- of science, to the museums, to the universi-
pointment at the race track with Bennie the ties.
Dip. $30,000 payoff via the window. Having registered now that there was a
Damned junkie, hed probably blow it or dispute, Jedgar tore his eyes from the water
forget it. What the hell was he doing out and stabbed them at the young man.
here playing nursemaid to his nibs crap Reaching out with a sudden and practiced
hobby? Nursemaid, thats what he was. cop hand, he seized the front of the young
God damn president. Bennie better pay up. mans scuba suit.
Jedgar glared at the water as though about You give me any more crap, Jedgar
to arrest it on suspicion. yanked the young man close to him, and
On the other side of the groaning cables youll be charged with conspiracy to steal
sat a disconsolate young man in a scuba archeological treasures. Section 896. Three
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years in jail. Not one more word out of you. against one wall. It had been polished up a
Not to the public! Not to your friends! Not bit at least the sand had been removed. It
to the press! He hurled the young man had two small panels, oblong sealed rectan-
from him violently so that he staggered and gles, much like slitted eyes and these
fell. seemed to stare blindly into the hall facing
This, pronounced Jedgar, is a state it, waiting.
matter. Several feet in front of it, Jedgar and the
The young man looked up from the leading scientist stood. The President, who
ground, defeated. He looked out to where a had just arrived with his usual escort, joined
government scuba diver was guiding in the them.
cables. There was no sympathy there. He Excitement agitated the Presidents
looked at the tense Marine backs. He eyes. Ever since he had been a little boy he
looked at the scientists. He looked at Jed- had been interested in such things. It might
gar. He was totally, completely and utterly be something from outer space, it might be
ignored. He had never felt more lonely. some archeological wonder. He had strictly
He got up and unsteadily wandered forbidden them to tinker with it. These sci-
across the sand. Head down, shuffling, he entists monkeyed so. Who knows but what
went out through the cordon and wandered it might be some discovery he could claim
away through the distant crowd. the patronage for and help his votes and
The winch cables groaned on, coiling show he was an intellectual. Maybe some-
and twisting. The government scuba diver body would work out its secrets and make
watched the cables. The group on the sand some great new weapon he could use as a
stared, waiting. big stick. Maybe it held secrets that would
A greenish sea-coated metal object be- blow everything up. His background train-
gan to emerge. ing for his hobby consisted of a chemistry
It had no bolt studs, no apparent set somebody had given him at the age of
seams. It was many planed, symmetrical. ten and which he had used mainly to make
First one, then two, then a the eight foot explosives.
diameter of it came into full view. The President took his eyes off the
All right! yelled Jedgar. Lets get the object and looked around. And what have
thing loaded on a plane. Maybe he could we guessed so far?
still get to the race track. The leading scientist swept back his
Washington the fair, Washington the tawny hair, which he hoped would come to
beautiful, home of the incorruptible politi- look like Einsteins. It didnt much matter
cian and the shining knights of social justice, what he told the President so long as it
basked in the summer sun, owned, operated added up to new grants for the Institute and
and controlled as usual by the bankers and new honors for himself. Well, Mr. Presi-
their police. dent, were not at all sure what it is. It must
The Institute sat on a low hill, securely have been imbedded in a cliff side and when
backed by the printing plant that poured that fell into the sea, it exposed itself. Im
the newly printed money into the hands of having it analyzed now. And he pointed to
the deserving few. As much summer sun as the right of the object.
could get through the smog entered the win- Beyond the object a table of instru-
dows of a large hall and fell upon the object. ments had been set up those used in car-
All eight feet of it had been placed bon half-life estimations of age, radiation
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detection, electrical detonators all strewn indolent hand and turned to the leading sci-
about in disorderly jury-rigs. White-coated entist. Go ahead, Doctor. I am truly in-
and serious, the instrument man was trigued.
searching through the scattered papers and The two approached the object, leaving
getting them in some kind of order. Jedgar standing alone in the center of the
All right, said the instrument techni- room.
cian, I think Ive got it. He frowned heav- The two front plates of the machine
ily at a note. Its some kind of alloy we continued to stare blindly. The leading sci-
have never achieved. entist poked a finger at the left hand one.
The leading scientist nodded and said, Jenkins says this one is apparently move-
Yes, hoping it sounded as though he knew able. But theres no getting into it with
it already. drills. It just breaks the bits.
The instrument technician pulled a wad The President looked curiously at the
of tape out of the notes and, with some dif- plate. It had a number of raised dots and
ficulty, stretched it out. This is stretching marks and he fingered them. First there
our equipment, but Id say that, according were ten dots in a line, low and to the left.
to the carbon age test, this thing is tens of Then a circle about an inch and a half in di-
millions of years old close to seventy-five ameter with a radius mark. Then a straight
million years old at an estimate. line at the level of the bottom of the circle
The leading scientists eyes flashed and about as long as the circle was round.
wider. Damn the technician. You never told Then two dots at the end of the line but at a
laymen things that were likely to scare them height level with the top of the circle. After
off. You damped it down a bit. that came a wide gap. And to the right of
But the heedless technician bored on. the gap were a group of dots arranged so
Its also been subject to heavy radiation I that as dots they made up small individual
think, but the count is too faint to tell. No groups of one to nine. Part of this last
longer dangerous. It doesnt appear to be group was a square that was empty.
explosive but there is some sort of energy Those, said the leading scientist,
charge in there. appear to be meaningful, some sort of an
The President nodded intellectually. equation perhaps. He coughed depreciat-
Well, why not get on with finding what it ingly. My assistant Jenkins says whoever
does, or something. possibly made this didnt want barbarians
Jedgar scowled at the scientists, to open it and put a code on it that only an
scowled at the machine and jutted his jaw at advanced civilization could resolve. Al-
the President. Jedgar was in no pleasant ways feed the laymen the interesting bits
mood. He had missed Bennie the Dip and even when one personally might discount
30 Gs. This bastard was just a kid playing them. And let assistants take the rap if they
with toys. were challenged. Isnt that what you said,
Mr. President, said Jedgar in a re- Jenkins?
spectful-sounding voice, I know of your Jenkins had come out of a hole some-
interest in such things and how this is a sci- where and crept up on the group. He was
entific age and so forth, but we aint got any short, poorly formed as a man, looking as if
guarantee that that damned thing wont he had borrowed his white coat from an
blow up. The Secret Service would insist elephant. His glasses were three quarters of
The President waved him off with an an inch thick which made his pupils look
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like enlarged specimens. He was very, very The smile of the leading scientist had a
nervous. Jenkins seldom got very brave, and certain amount of hydrochloric acid in it.
today, finding himself in company with the Never a word in all that about how his boss
President and the top cop of the country, had suggested even if not true. An in-
he was having a hard time with his nerve. structors post in some desegregated school
Nevertheless he braved up to it. would certainly be in order.
He spoke all in a rush. When we I think, said the leading scientist,
couldnt make a dent in it with a sledge that Im at least capable of pushing the
hammer, I guessed it might be some culture buttons.
superior to ours. So He bogged down. Without any great expectations of any-
The leading scientist looked at him in thing happening, he probed an index finger
contemptuous tolerance. Well, well, come over the dot groups one by one. A common
on. base log squared was not very advanced
Jenkins took a deep breath. I think math in his opinion, although it is true that
begging your pardon Mr. President and pi was a pretty good idea communication
all I think thats pi, the radius of a cir- was possible without arbitrary symbols.
cle. He yanked a book, a table of loga- Now had they put a formula on it in quan-
rithms out of his enormous jacket pocket tum mechanics
and tremblingly opened it to where he had A flaring green light glared in the other
made a marker. God help him if he was panel.
looking smarter than his boss. That old bas- The leading scientist and the President
tard would put an assistant that looked like jumped back.
competition back on an instructors post as The green turned into a racing, flashing
quick as look at him. red that played over their startled faces.
The leading scientist said tolerantly, A low whine began to ascend. It ended
Well, come on. No matter how silly it may sharply with a loud snap. Jedgar went for
be, were quite receptive. his gun. The left hand plate ceased to flash
Appalled at his own bravery, Jenkins and turned into a criss cross of white lines
dived all the way in. That first row of dots like a speaker grid.
on the left must mean common base ten In a saw-toothed, metallic voice, the
logarithms, the circle and line must mean object spoke. Mark 92 Vocotranslator. All
pi the circle is the same length as the sound and information is now coming to
line I measured them the two dots there you by thought concept and visual feedback
must mean squared, the gap must mean so that you hear as though spoken in your
equals and that group of dots on the right own language.
must mean one through nine and zero so The group looked at it wide-eyed. The
you can punch in the answer if you figure it voice continued. You have activated the
out. power charge. It will last for two years con-
He shakingly found a place in the book tinuous running and many times that used
and held it close to his glasses. The log of intermittently. It will shut off automatically
3.14 is 0.4969 and the answer to that at the end of this use. Please step back at
squared is 0.9938. He looked up, scared least two paces.
but brave. The combination to that thing is There was an earsplitting whine and a
0.9938 he swallowed. If you let me push creak and a crash. The whole front face of
the dots the object below the panels flashed wide
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in the Confederation were occurring as you platform was shown haranguing a mob. A
can see by these news clips. secret policeman lined the speaker up in the
An old woman was being mugged on sights of a blast rifle and fired. The agitator
the street. She fell. One of the muggers was smashed backwards.
snatched her purse, the other kicked her in But the government in its turn was
the face. using more and more force in an attempt to
Crime was becoming commonplace. control the violence.
A littered street lined with broken shop A civilian sniper appeared on a parapet
windows appeared. of a building. Beyond him a city spread out.
When there was a power failure in a The sniper fired down into the street.
major city, thousands of people began a And reprisals were earning reprisals in
fury of looting and burning. their turn.
A school yard appeared. A young girl Mish folded the screen. He looked at
was being attacked by a mob of thugs. his notes and then up again.
All these conditions had begun in the The Galactic Confederation was very
past eight years. old. It had endured for thousands and thou-
A horde of secret police in grey-green sands of years. It had been happy, pros-
uniforms and riot dress were shown charg- perous and peaceful.
ing a mob. The planets were politically democ-
The popularity of the government had ratic. The people elected their own gover-
dropped to an all time low. nors and civil officials and the entire Galaxy
A tank was shown attacked by a mob. was governed by the Congress of Loyal Of-
They turned it over on its side. ficers of the People. These were trained
A government building was shown. The men, skilled in political and martial arts.
huge sign Tax Office was suddenly ob- When they were graduated from their acad-
scured by a blast of flame. emy they stood for election to the Congress
The words idealism and patriotism and those chosen loyally served the people.
had become meaningless throughout the 76 There was also an executive branch
planets. headed by the Supreme Ruler, a man also
A large array of assorted arms and ex- elected by the people and responsible for
plosives were being displayed by police, a the day to day running of the Confederation
cache discovered in a basement, enough ma- but under the laws and appropriations of
terial to fight a regiment. Congress.
Gun running had become a highly Mish laid down his notes.
profitable business. The Congress of the Loyal Officers of
Trucks loaded with bales of drugs were the People met every ten years. Matters of
being unloaded by police and tumbled into a state, finances and other concerns had been
huge bonfire. smooth and routine in the 2053rd Congress.
Organized crime was profiting as Indeed there had been no upsets at all
never before. To combat it hundreds of throughout the Galaxy.
thousands of secret police were being re- The Grey Invasion had occurred just
cruited by the government. before that. An invader had attempted a
Long ranks of men in grey-green uni- destruction of the Confederation, had sailed
forms were shown drawn up. in in savage attack and had been effectively
A colored agitator, speaking from a and efficiently destroyed. He had come
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from another Galaxy. But he had found the and in almost every room of the limitless
Confederation prepared and alert and -that city beyond the field, but also across the
was the end of him. stars to seventy-five other planets, the An-
The Grey Invasion was shot out of nouncer spoke in a rapid, impressive
space even before full mobilization could monologue, kept going by the slips passed
occur on Earth and our planets and the to him by his staff.
whole affair had become ancient history.
The 2053rd Congress had done what He was apprehensive. Just two days
was necessary to handle all that and it was ago these mobs had been surging through
finished. Thus it was with considerable streets and burning. He had thirty-three
concern that the Loyal Officers came to the staff here including his cameramen and this
2054th Congress. was a very visible platform, easily rushed.
Revolt was growing in the Stars. He had half a million credits in equipment
And it was in this atmosphere that the strewn around here and one firebomb would
2054th Congress met to decide what course take it all. He felt responsible as well. What
to take. On Home Planet, many light years he said was going to this crowd and huge
away from Earth, the Loyal Officers of the viewscreens around the field as well as eve-
People were arriving from every part of the ryone else in the Galaxy. The regular an-
Galaxy. nouncer for such things had declined today
and he had had to take over even though he
was actually the producer. Soothe them,
soothe them. Nervous business.
CHAPTER TWO
Hope is a wonderful thing! Looking
The Announcer on his platform gazed
across the field of Home Planet today you
across the vast spaceport of Home Planet.
would not think that half the inhabited
Behind him a military band in resplendent
worlds of the Galaxy were close to outright
white and blue uniforms blared joyous mu-
revolt. Such is the confidence of the people
sic. Before him spread a tumultuous vista of
in the Congress. There isnt even a demon-
arriving ships, surging crowds and whipping
stration placard out there today. He
flags.
reached urgently to his staff for another slip
Two thousand planetary troops with
of paper.
their guidons, plumes and drummers lined
Ship after ship was landing from a sky
both sides of the concourse facing inward,
full of ships. As each one swooped down, a
an honor guard.
Loyal Officer would step out, promptly
Police cordons blocked tens of thou-
surrounded by guards, and stride toward the
sands of people safely away from the
concourse.
landing ships and the concourse.
Ah, what a great day, a great day,
The harried staff of the Announcer hec-
said the Announcer, reaching beseechingly
tically tried to catch everything in their ra-
for more slips from his staff. The most
dio cameras, tried to spot everyone and
famous names of the entire Galactic Con-
write down the names of arrivals and data
federation are arriving on this field this af-
about them and pass the result to the An-
ternoon. The two thousand and fifty
nouncer.
fourth Congress of the Loyal Officers is
Well aware that his voice was carrying
beginning auspiciously.
across this whole vast assemblage through
The high pitched whine of circling
huge public address horns, not only across
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ships, the roar of the crowd and the upsurge trying to reach Rawl. The Announcer didnt
of the band as they began a new piece blot- need another slip. And there is Mish!
ted his voice for a moment. He stepped Mish, Loyal Officer in charge of the Outer
closer to his dozen cube shaped mikes and Limits, Rawls best friend! You know the
his sound engineer frantically re-adjusted story well of how these two stood off the
his levels. entire fleet of the Grey Invader until our
The Loyal Officers, the Loyal Officers own battle fleet could arrive. And you
of the People, heading 76 planets for the 21 know their daring rescue of the freighter
star systems of the Confederation, one by Aldebaran
one are coming up this concourse One Mish finally struggled through the mass
of his staff got a piece of paper into his and tapped Rawls shoulder. They gripped
hand and he looked at it urgently and then each others hand and beamed, their greeting
smiled happily. lost in the excited babble of the groups, the
Hah! Here is Rawl! swelling roar of the crowd and the band
The group which had entered the field suddenly tearing into Grey Invader Vic-
end of the Concourse was larger than oth- tory.
ers, being joined by military officers in The Announcer was staring down at a
white and blue and some civilians. They new sheet of paper jammed into his hand
were jostling one another, some of them urgently. He looked at it, his pleasure
trying to reach through and shake hands evaporating, and followed the stabbing fin-
with the man at the center. ger of an assistant. Several radio cameras
Rawl was smiling good-naturedly. He whirled in that direction.
was a tall, athletic man, handsome in a blunt Standing like a naked sword, the black
sort of way. He wore the plain khaki trou- tower of the spaceport administration
sers, blouse and cap of a Loyal Officer. building stabbed at the sky and circling
The Announcer stood on tiptoe to see ships.
better over his mikes. Rawl, the Loyal Of- A balcony near its top was draped in
ficer in charge of Earth. Rawl, Speaker of somber green. A black wreath with twenty-
the Congress! You have heard his name one stars hung from the railing.
connected with every great deed and de- Just now, said the Announcer in a
cency! much changed tone, on the receiving bal-
A surge in the outer crowds became a cony of the Administration tower there has
cheer roaring up to blanket the whine of appeared the party of the Supreme Ruler.
circling ships. Rawl was looking up around The Announcer made sure the radio
at the familiar faces, smiling, trying to shake cameras were centered on the balcony.
each hand extended to him. His progress up There he is, Xenu, the Supreme Ruler of
the concourse was being slowed by the in- the Galactic Confederation.
creasing pressure. He drew a long breath Xenu, bitter faced, sardonic, leaning
and then caught sight of a drummer boy in heavily on a cane that was more like a club,
the ranks of the Ninth Army honor guard limped forward to the front edge of the
and winked at him. The drummer boy draped railing. He glared down at the stalled
grinned happily and suddenly added to the group on the concourse below and did not
din with a bursting roll upon his drum. like what he saw. The dark somberness of
Just behind Rawls group was another. his civilian suit, the darkness of his hair and
Mish, the center of it, pushed forward, face seemed to spread outward. The cheer-
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ing below dimmed off to silence. The band through the ranks of the Honor Guard and
faltered and died down. added to the press and turmoil, trying to get
The Announcers voice was overly their cameras high enough to shoot down
loud suddenly for only the whine of ships over the milling heads.
lay over the field. He is accompanied to- Rawl and Mish were jammed in tight.
day by Chi, the illustrious Minister of Po- A new group had come down from the ad-
lice of the Galactic Confederation. ministration building adding to the civilians,
Chi, jut-jawed, bulldog faced, squat and military officers, press and staff that sur-
as crudely built as his civilian suit was rounded them already. The group was
rumpled, was oblivious by any announce- pushing a big wreath of flowers over peo-
ment. He stepped up to Xenus side and ples heads and struggling to get closer.
looked belligerently down at the stalled Ah, said the Announcer, Look at
groups on the concourse. that. The city is trying to give Rawl a
The Announcer was glad to get off the wreath of welcome and they cant even get
subject. He frantically waved to his cam- to him.
eramen to target the right side of the bal- The wreath, a bit frayed, finally made it
cony. And here is something of interest. by knocking Rawls hat askew and bashing
He has brought with him today his new down on his shoulders. Rawl and everyone
mistress, the Lady Min! around him was laughing but their laughter
Lady Min caught the cue from the PA was drowned by the rolling roar of cheers
and stepped forward to the balcony railing. from the vast crowds when they saw on the
She was a warm and smashingly lovely screen boards the wreath had finally made
woman, splendidly gowned in gold. The it. City fathers, their own hats askew in the
band abruptly struck up a lively theater press, tried to shout, unheard, their speech
overture. of welcome.
As no one needs to be told, Lady Min Up on the balcony, Xenu and Chi be-
is the foremost stage star of the Galaxy! held the scene.
With perfect poise, Lady Min curtsied. Well, said Xenu bitterly, he seems
There was a spattering of applause, a few to have lost none of his popularity.
cheers. She spread her hands to receive the Chi said, Huh! And it was eloquent.
applause and it increased. She blew a kiss They glared at the sky and concourse
and the applause increased again. as the Announcers voice continued to roll
The Announcer, although he knew she over the PA system, to the city, to the
was unlikely to see him and didnt even planet, to seventy-five other inhabited
know him, blew a kiss back at her in thanks worlds on carrier wave hyperspeed sound
for getting him out of that one. That crowd and picture.
silence had scared him and he had no skill in And still they come, the Loyal Offi-
handling riots. cers of the People! Tomorrow they will
Putting new forced vitality into his meet in the long awaited two thousand and
voice to swing the crowds attention off fifty-fourth Congress in the Galactic Capi-
dangerous ground, the Announcer shouted, tol. From every quarter
There seems to be a lam of the concourse.
No, thats Rawl!
The radio cameras swiftly whipped to
CHAPTER THREE
the concourse. Two cameramen pushed
Rawl let the entrance door swing shut
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behind him and gazed across the enormous Rawl sat down.
hall. An officer in the row behind him put a
Seventy-six great flags jutted out on friendly hand on his shoulder. Are we go-
poles high above, each one with the plaque ing to take up this police state thing right
of its planet in solid gold below it. The great away?
arched windows spread a pattern of sun. Rawl said, Might as well.
Hundreds of Loyal Officers were at their Mish nodded rapidly. Head on colli-
seats already, talking tensely to one an- sion.
other. Many caught a glimpse of Rawl and The officer behind them said, Good
shouted their greetings. boy, and sat back expectantly.
At the near end of the room a choir A huge round gong rested in a frame be-
stood in ranks upon a raised balcony and side Xenu. He picked up a brass hammer
before them the Archbishop of Home and gave the gong a hard blow. Its long,
Planet stood, his tall, mitred cap flashing doleful sound rolled in waves across the
with jewels. hall, carrying audience silence with it.
Rawls eyes went to the rostrum at the Xenu spoke. Now that we seem to
distant end of the hall. On the first tier were have gotten together somehow if late I,
the Ministers of the Executive Branch. At Xenu, duly elected Supreme Ruler by the
the wide desk above it, in a sombre black Loyal Officers of the Galactic Confedera-
robe, backed by the glittering seal of the tion, do declare the two thousand and fifty-
Confederation, sat Xenu, Supreme Ruler. fourth Congress to be in session.
For a brief instant over that expanse, The choir lifted their voices into a
their eyes clashed. Then Rawl began to hymn.
walk down the aisle. The click-click of the The hundreds of Loyal Officers rose to
magnet-heeled space boots he habitually their feet, caps off and stood facing the
wore was sharp and punctuating in the front of the room.
room despite the babble of sound. The Archbishop stood, tall and solemn,
Chi, on Xenus left, was following bathed in the sound of the choir behind him.
Rawls progress down the long aisle with As the hymn finished, the Archbishop
ferret eyes and a palm that itched for con- raised his palms upward. His droning, sono-
tact with his hidden blaster. rous voice spread through the hall:
The calm strength of Rawl seemed to All blessings to Almighty God and the
spread outward. He was giving little heed to Galactic Confederation, upon its 21 stars,
the greetings beyond a preoccupied nod. He upon its 76 green planets, upon its trillions
had spent the night with committees and, as of population and upon the Loyal Officers,
speaker of the Congress, he knew what he loyal to the people, to the Confederation
had to do. and to God and upon this Congress. May
His seat was in the front rank of chairs peace and prosperity continue as it has for
with empty space between it and the ros- ages past.
trum. Mish was there already, smiling ea- The Loyal Officers resumed their seats.
gerly. A crier stepped forward from the end
Rawl stopped and swept his eyes of the rostrum. The Congress is now open
across the hall and back at the rostrum. for its first deliberations!
That Chi was a nasty breed. And Xenu Rawl stood. He looked around him
looked sardonic, contemptuously amused. calmly, at the Loyal Officers, the rostrum.
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This Congress, said Rawl, meets in head. For thousands of years we have done
the shadow of possible planetary revolt. without these things and done well. Yet to-
The last particle of noise vanished from the day, by executive order, we find them insti-
hall. Every eye gave him full, strained atten- tuted and enforced on every planet of the
tion. Galactic Confederation.
Head on collision, Mish had said. Chi bent and whispered urgently into
Well here it was. Xenus ear.
In the ten years since the last Con- Suavely Xenu smiled. These are law-
gress, certain orders have been issued by the less times. It is the executive responsibility
Executive Branch which were not ratified to keep the realm peaceful, prosperous and
by the 2053rd Congress. calm. He tented his fingers and assumed an
Xenu went rigid. He had not thought attitude of stating a fact that everybody
they would dare. While we do not wish to knew and only an idiot would disagree with.
be critical, said Rawl, and imagine there By making it possible to identify every
are reasons for these orders no matter citizen swiftly we can catch criminals at
how much mistaken it has been decided once!
by the Congressional Committees that our In the back of the hall a grey-haired of-
first order of business should be to survey ficer leaped to his feet. If this identity sys-
these changes, put them to a vote, and rat- tem is so successful, then why is it that
ify them or not so that their legality or ille- during the last eight years, crime throughout
gality is clearly established. this Galaxy has multiplied five times?
A rapid, electric buzz of approval Rawl raised his hand in a signal.
spread through the hall. The doors at the rear of the hall crashed
Xenu braced himself, corrected his ex- open and six page-boys, each one pushing a
pression to one of political suavity. wheeled table, raced in and rushed to the
What changes? said Xenu. front of the room.
Mish instantly produced an ornate The tables, each one piled high with
folder and passed it to Rawl who took it documents and reports were rapidly posi-
without glancing at it. tioned before Rawl.
Over the past two hundred years or Rawl swept his hand indicating the ta-
so, said Rawl, certain political ideas and bles.
innovations have been put forward from The Congressional Committees have
time to time. And each time they have been not been idle, said Rawl. Here, Your Ex-
defeated. But now, beginning eight years cellency, are the crime records of all sev-
ago, we find they have become executive enty-six planets for the past ten years. Here
orders! also are the complaints and petitions of
Xenu continued to keep a grip on him- those planets. Here, as well, are the finan-
self. He was very sure of his own ground. cial records and appalling rate of inflation of
Rawl glanced at the folder he held. the Galaxy.
These ideas are: personal income tax, credit He let the hall calm down a bit. He
records, fingerprinting all citizens, identity looked mild and persuasive. Personal in-
cards, passports. come tax and credit records carry with them
An angry mutter swept through the a total invasion of privacy. Identity cards
hall. and passports put every citizen at the
Rawl dropped the folder. He lifted his mercy of personal enemies as well as the
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the rings on his fingers. I am very honored spider web espionage system that pries into
for the privilege to address the Congress of the lives of every citizens finances.
Loyal Officers. Doubtless, he repressed a Well, said Chu, well, yes, I dare say
giggle, this slight misunderstanding can be you have a point I er hasten to as-
cleared up. You see, and he didnt succeed sure you that banks are not an official part
in repressing the giggle this time, You see, of the government and er possibly
the Confederation is not solvent. It has, he have no right invading privacy. But he had
paused and looked very pleased, very bad his own point to make and he firmed up and
debts. Er shot it at them. But when the government
A Loyal Officer leaped to his feet in needs money, it always has to come to the
the hall. It was completely solvent at the bank! And with this petty triumph he
time of the last Congress! dived back through the curtains.
Chu nodded energetically. Well, yes, Xenu furiously banged on the gong to
perhaps it was solvent then. But only on still the laughter.
the surface. The bills for the Grey Invasion I suggest, said Xenu, this Congress
were not all counted up. And the Treasury get about its proper business. The executive
was very empty. And so I I mean the orders have been passed, they are in effect.
Treasury proposed a personal income tax. They were undertaken under the authority
Oh, yes, it very much eased things. of the emergency powers granted to the Ex-
Rawl looked at him, calm, assured. ecutive in its last session. More police, bet-
These petitions show that personal income ter means of identification and more tax
tax has caused wild inflation on every money are vital to suppress this growing
planet and has brought about economic revolt, these crime waves. This unruly,
stress. The government takes the money of population must be gotten under
individuals and companies before it can be CONTROL! He smashed his clenched fist
invested or enter commerce. Wages and down on the desk. He recovered himself a
prices have had to be doubled, tripled, bit. He was sure of his ground. He knew he
quadrupled to compensate for this loss of was right, for one of his virtues was that he
income. Inflation and increased public debt always knew he was right no matter what
has followed. he did.
With a flurry of ring twists and a wrig- They are legal orders. Personal income
gle, Chu said, All the very best economists tax was necessary to replenish the Treas-
recommended it, I am sure. But this is a ury. Identity cards and passports were vital
state matter. I am more concerned with any to check crime. They exist as orders, they
effort to abolish personal credit files and are legal and in force. Under the emergency
ratings. You see, a bank. powers
Back in the hall, a Loyal Officer was on Rawl smiled tolerantly. Not so hur-
his feet. As Chairman of the Loyal Offi- ried, Your Excellency. The law of the Gal-
cers Economic Committee, I wish to re- axy is formed by this Congress. The situa-
mind you that banks were perfectly capable tion is very plain. This evidence spread be-
of handling their loans and affairs and pros- fore me says very eloquently that inflation
pered well before this enforced individual and crime have followed those orders.
credit file system was instituted. Your He turned his back on the rostrum and
business is with your customers and de- addressed the hall. The flaw in all those
pends on your judgment, not upon some enormous personal files being gathered is
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that they are obtained by newly active se- For an instant the crowd was still.
cret police. The credit and identity files of Then they exploded into a deafening roar of
individuals are stuffed with false reports, cheers. Some leaped in the air, others
lies that are never questioned. When the file danced. An old lady just continued to stare
of an individual has been so corrupted, he at the PA horns and then sank down against
can no longer obtain work. He is ruined. A the wall and began to cry tears of relief for
person with a false file has no choice but to it meant her two grandsons, imprisoned for
turn outlaw and criminal. As you well not paying accurate tax, would be freed.
know, the criminal ranks, hideouts and lairs The waves of cheering and dancing feet
are swelling out of control and directly as a churned about her.
result of these measures. The criminal does The factory cafeteria, where workers
not have to show an identity card to the had been eating their evening meal, was
person he robs or kills. Only decent citizens suddenly struck to silence by the PA.
are being regulated. The lunchroom exploded into a frenzy
And as to inflation, other wiser meth- of cheering. Plates, food and all, sailed into
ods and economies can be found to handle the air.
it. They jumped on tables and began to
A mutter of agreement and applause dance and shout.
came from the hall. A foreman raced up the curving stairs
The way to handle a possible revolt, to the time keeper room and jabbed frantic-
he continued, is NOT more oppression, ally at whistle, siren and fire alarm
more police. Revolts start with oppression buttons and out of the top of the factory,
and because of repression. The government joined promptly by other towers in the in-
frantically adds more repression and gets dustrial zone, came a shattering blast of
more revolt. And so it goes on until either joyous sound.
the state or the people die. History has A priest as wide as he was tall raced
shown that the way to handle threatened into the bell loft of the great cathedral and
revolt is to remove utterly, fully and com- began to yank on every bell rope he could
pletely all possible reasons for revolt at reach.
once. Laws of government that do not stem The street had been impassably
from the desires and wishes of the people jammed with cars and people, waiting,
cannot be enforced and must not exist. waiting, all eyes riveted upon the huge view
Rawl took a long breath. It was now or screens and PA horns.
never. I therefore move that the emergency The blared Motion has been passed
powers of the executive be cancelled and all was like hitting a button for total commo-
executive orders be declared null and void. tion.
The shock wave of ayes and cheers hit The people screamed with delight.
Xenu like a blow. And as the bedlam con- Every driver hit his car horn.
tinued he sank from bitterness into sup- Whatever else the PA might have said
pressed rage. was totally inaudible in the din.
The crowd had been standing for hours Three young men immediately reached
on the outside steps of the Congress hall, into the back seat of their bus and ripped a
waiting, waiting. blanket off a concealed, mounted automatic
Suddenly the big PA horns blared. The blast weapon and stripped the charge bolts
motion has passed! out of it. Grinning at one another they
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What had she gotten herself into? The in the underworld if not amongst the popu-
commands of the Supreme Ruler in the past lation, a very unsavory reputation, vague,
few years had become absolute. Three whispered about, never specified. What
weeks ago he had simply sent an order to crazy bent had caused him to suddenly or-
the theater that she was appointed his mis- der someone to become his mistress? Ah,
tress. And why? He hated women, appar- well, tomorrow would tell. Evening was
ently couldnt stand to touch one. Had she gradually turning into night. She turned on
said No there was no telling what would her side and stared out at the stars, dimmed
happen to her. The government lately had a by the celebrations and lights of the city, far
way of ruining anyone who said No. So, from guessing that there lay her immediate
even though Ap beat his brains trying to destiny.
find a way around it, here she was. The latch of the door to Xenus quar-
She looked about her. This was one of ters rattled and the door swung open. Much
Xenus executive offices. It was splendidly in the way one would shoo a chicken, Xenu
ornate in red velvet and gold. It had a bar, a pushed Chu before him.
black table in the room center with some Xenu shoved the door shut with his
sort of a computer panel in its top and a cane and snapped on the lights by jabbing it
couch that faced the windows, its back to at the switch. He looked at the bar, the ta-
the room. It was the couch that caught her ble, the hall door. The back of the couch
weary eye and she moved toward it. was toward him. Satisfied, he limped to the
One of her glittering red leather shoes table and lowered himself into the chair be-
came off, its strap broken in the inter- fore the computer.
views but she let it lie and limped on Chu was in an uproar. He was twisting
across the room. Exhausted she dropped so hard at his rings that he appeared to be
down on the couch. The back blocked her taking his fingers off.
view of the room, the wide windows gazed Its ruin! said Chu. Its ruin, I tell
out on the evening you. Ruin. Without personal credit files or
city. She started to light a cigarette and identity papers, we will never be able to
then let it fall back in the tray. She put a locate debtors and persuade them into
finger under the gold band at her throat and paying.
loosened it. Her eyes lingered on a bracelet Xenu showed no slightest sympathy.
that bore the enameled picture of the Su- Crush them into paying, blackmail them
preme Ruler and then tore it off her wrist into paying, you mean.
and dropped it on the floor. She stared at Chu agitatedly gestured at a chair for
the ceiling and let out a long sigh. permission to sit and then wriggled into it.
What had she gotten herself into? In her You promised
many years on the stage, beginning when I promise nothing, said Xenu
she was five, she had been in some commo- sharply. Then he relaxed. I brought you
tions, some remarkable ones, but seldom here, my piggy, little friend, to give orders,
anything even approaching this. The play not to make promises.
had closed, mainly because she had had to With a sly lift of his eyebrows, Chu
leave the cast but partly because of public said, Remember it was my ideas and sug-
disturbance. The broadcast series she was gestions that got all the money into the
going to do had been suspended due to her Treasury.
being ordered to the palace. And Xenu had, Yes, and now it will have to be paid
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back. And exactly how we make up the lit- Apprehension began to mount in Chu
tle commissions that were spread around as he watched the dancing figures.
amongst us is a problem. And dont forget The minimum amount, said Xenu,
that it was your idea because it was a bad looking at Chu, is one trillion Galactic
one. credits.
Chu began to sweat a bit in alarm. One Shock made Chu twist a ring so deeply
could never tell about Xenu. it cut him.
But Xenu was not there to engage in In private funds, said Xenu. Un-
idle conversation. We have business to do. traceable.
The Congress has put over me and the Chu did not speak. He was incapable of
whole executive branch a guard committee it for the moment.
on finance. Without their authorization the With a long, expert finger, Xenu began
government cannot spend a single credit. to punch buttons again and the figures again
This was their method of paralyzing any started to race across the computer, in-
secret action I might take. They could not creasing the amount.
remove me as every action I took was com- No, said Chu. No, no, no. He
pletely legal under the emergency powers. gathered his wits and gradually took on a
But there is an election next year. sly, calculating attitude. And my credit
Chu flinched. systems?
Precisely. We will all be retired to the Youll get them back, said Xenu.
scrapheap. And dont think that because And the use of public treasury to im-
you are a banker you will be overlooked. It prove my private holdings?
is not beyond possibility that under a new Of course, said Xenu.
Supreme Ruler, they will look into some of With well being slowly seeping through
your loans and connections. They might him, Chu said, A trillion Galactic credits.
even discover how you use billions of pub- Untraceable funds and accounts. He got up
lic funds to improve the surroundings of and minced to the door. He looked back at
your private holdings. They might even find Xenu and, humming to himself, opened the
how much public money you had us spend door.
to completely rehabilitate asteroids so that, Chi came through it. A very gloomy,
you could put resort hotels on them and listless Chi. He closed the door after Chu
pocket and wandered over to the middle of the
No, no, said Chu nervously. You room.
dont have to push me into despair with it. Xenu pried himself erect with his cane
My doctor and limped to the bar. He was smiling, more
Good, said Xenu. Then we under- cheerful than he had been for days. He took
stand one another. down a bottle and began to prepare drinks.
He promptly began to punch buttons Chi gloomily followed him to the bar.
on the table computer and view screen. It He let out a deep sigh, We are crashed.
flared green and the green light, shining up- Xenu uttered a short vicious laugh and
ward, glowed on their faces. continued to pour drinks. Not so, my
Xenu muttered as he pushed buttons. friend. The game has not ended. It has only
About two billion for renegades another now begun!
four billion to secretly rehire the secret po- The handkerchief Chi was using to mop
lice. his face halted at the side of his jutting jaw.
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He was not quite bright enough to take this mail. He sat down in his chair. This will
in. He looked stunned. take very careful planning. A simultaneous
But its only a matter of time until strike coordinated on all planets
they depose you. Certainly within the year! Under Xenus finger the green com-
And my files. Theyve ordered me to de- puter face lighted up. There will be no
stroy my files and erase my computers! Loyal Officers left to object. And especially
Xenu pushed a drink toward him and no Galactic Commander Rawl, especially no
spoke casually. There are other files you Rawl. This pleased him and he stabbed
can destroy and plenty of useless comput- the buttons viciously. They wanted a re-
ers you can erase. Chi, did it ever occur to volt! Well give them a revolt. Did you
you that you now have a file on every know, Chi, that all revolts start from the
criminal, renegade and psychopath in this top. Its an historical fact
entire galaxy? He sipped his drink lov- Chi grabbed his arm. Xenu looked up in
ingly. And have you ever thought at one some annoyance and then followed the line
time or another what a splendid secret force of Chis glare.
they would make? On the floor midway between the
Uncertainly Chi took hold of the drink. couch and the sofa lay a glittering red shoe.
The concept finally got through to him, he Chis hand darted to the hidden blaster
raised his eyebrows and started to lift the under his coat.
glass in a toast but a horrible thought oc- Xenu restrained him and silently began
curred to him. to rise from his chair. He walked cat-
But this will take money. And all fi- footedly over to the back of the couch.
nances are cut off. Have you ever asked a He looked down on Lady Min. Her
renegade how much he eyes were closed as though asleep, but her
Indeed I have, said Xenu. But no breast was heaving a bit rapidly.
target. We will have more than adequate He reached down and suddenly grabbed
funds, private, secret. her hair. With a savage wrench he yanked
The illustrious Minister of Police her to her feet.
stirred it around in his mind and then began She backed up toward the window.
to get the idea. Ive been asleep!
Xenu put down his glass, all business. He curled his lip. And by that you
And so we reoccupy the bases destroyed confess you heard every word!
and abandoned after the Grey Invasion. We She got her hair loose and tried to run.
recruit every renegade we can lay our hands She stumbled and crumpled into a heap.
on, we train and equip and on one certain Xenu leaped after her. He yanked her to her
day a few months hence we will feet.
Chi hastily got out a pad and pencil and And I suppose your first thought is to
eagerly started to write these orders down. contact Rawl! You corrupted bitch! You
Xenu knocked the pad up. He began to filthy whore!
move back to the black table leaving his He shook her violently. This is what I
drink behind him. get for taking you in. His voice rose to a
No, no notes. This is totally secret. scream. You were supposed to bring me
You will even have to develop your own popularity!
codes and transmissions. You can trust only Terror was giving away to anger in
those on whom you have definite black- Lady Min. She gave him a level look,
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swollen, but really I feel very faint. flopped over a bar in a honky-tonk, grip-
She came close to him presenting her ping a drink, listening languidly to a girl
cheek. Can you see if anything is broken? who sang soothingly in front of the band. A
She stumbled and her left hand flew up ragged buzz came from his pocket and with
as to balance herself. a bored sigh he took out a flat small com-
Instinctively Stug reached for her with munications unit with a tiny view screen.
his free hand. His calm vanished when he saw a dishev-
Lady Mins right lashed around to his eled Lady Min appear on it.
back. Her voice was sharp and tinny through
She jerked the hidden gun outward so the tiny receiver. Ap! Where is Rawl?
that it pointed at his side. Ap blinked and got his mind into focus.
Her thumb depressed his finger on the What a spectacular question. He left for
trigger. planet Earth about sunset. The congress is
A tiny white puff hammered through over, you
the cloth of his coat. Youve got to contact him!
Stugs eyes flew wide, dazed. His Aps hand on the receiver began to
mouth opened and he slowly slumped for- shake. We got banner headline trouble, I
ward. His head hit the rug. can tell! Hell take days in flight. Thats
Lady Min knelt over him and disen- out. Look
gaged the narcotic pistol. She fumbled with Ap. Get out to the spaceport fast and
the slide and then got it cocked again. get my spaceyacht ready for instant take-
Softly she said, Youre not so differ- off. Quick, quick!
ent from any stagedoor jackass, Doctor The honky-tonk music increased in
Stug. volume. But Lady Min, they just changed
She checked the slide, pulled his coat your pilot
collar open and pressed the muzzle against There was a sharp click as the commu-
his bare neck. nications receiver went off.
Have a good days sleep, brain sur- Ap steadied himself against the bar.
geon. The muzzle jumped and a puff of Hot smoke, she rang off. Well here goes
white smoke eddied up from it. tomorrows headlines maybe. He let out a
She tossed an apprehensive look at the shivering sigh, Future Zero! He jammed
door. She knew there were guards there, not his communicator into his pocket. It seemed
only the one who would come with Doctor to him that the music was actually a shriek.
Stug, but also door guards. Xenu would not He collected himself, threw a one credit
neglect that. note on the bar and tottered out toward the
She sped to her closet and yanked out a door.
large flowing night robe. She threw it over In the bedroom Lady Min rose from
Stug and quickly adjusted it to cover all of the console. She stared at Stug on the floor
him and his shoes. and quieted her rapid breathing.
Moving fast, she went to the communi- She rushed to the bathroom and turned
cations console. She knelt before it and on its light. She opened a faucet until the
hastily pushed buttons. Its screen blurred water roared.
and flashed. Urgency and some panic was She left the bathroom door a crack open
catching up with her. and made sure lights could be seen from the
A long way away in the city Ap was room.
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spected herself carefully and then nodded. ing seven years of his growth. The sweat
She opened a drawer in the boudoir and ran damply down one side of his forehead
grabbed a handful of rings and her wallet and he dabbed it off with a gaudy handker-
and stuffed them inside her shirt bosom. chief.
She picked up the narcotic pistol and The spaceyacht designing was black
went into the bathroom. Working the slide with a white diagonal stripe and while it
rapidly she pumped an additional shot into might have very nice appointments, it left a
the guard and another into the nurse. lot to be desired for long voyages. And just
She came back to the stretcher, picked a now it was only about an eighth full of fuel.
nightgown off the floor and threw it care- Ap stared out across the expanse of
lessly across the stretchers foot. space port toward the administration tower.
She looked around the room, closed the He didnt know what he was watching or
bathroom door, locked it and sailed the key waiting for and he expected the area to
under the bed. Silently she unbolted the erupt with guards any instant.
main entrance door. The pilot was lounging under the stub
She took one final look around the wing of the craft, one foot indolently resting
room, drew a long breath to steady herself on the sloped landing ramp which extended
and then with one hand on the bottom rail from the side of the fuselage. He was a new
of the wheelstretcher she swung the door pilot. He had Just been assigned. Some of
open. his time in the last twenty-four hours had
With a hard yank she sent the stretcher been spent in wondering what happened to
sailing out into the hall, stepped after it and the man he replaced, what he had done to
slammed the door. The guards stiffened. throw him out of favor.
The one nearest it, looked at the closed You say shes only going to the Sum-
door and then at Lady Min. Wheres the mer Palace satellite, said the pilot. Thats
other two? no great flight.
Lady Min looked at him sneeringly. Why do you want to top up all the fuel
She had heard the nurse speak and hoped tanks and air?
her voice now sounded like it. The fun Ap carefully put on his most persua-
they had made a little mess. Theyre clean- sive manner. Well its safest to have full
ing it up so old Xenu wont notice. Phagh, fuel tanks. Go ahead. Fill her.
Doctors! Why!
The guards leered and looked at the They may want to take a grand tour,
door. sightseeing amongst the satellites. Look,
Lady Min jabbed her finger authorita- youre just new here. When you serve at
tively at one of the guards. Call an ambu- this stellar level of command chain, take it
lance to the south door. She glared authori- from Ap, be prepared for anything.
tatively at the other one. Give me a hand Doubtfully the pilot moved over to the
with this stretcher. head of the ship and waved a lazy hand at a
passing fuel and air truck.
Ap went on staring toward the admini-
stration building.
CHAPTER SIX
Chi prowled along the palace hall. One
Standing beside the spaceyacht, his ears
had to keep ones eye on everything these
assailed with the whine of ships and rattling
days. You couldnt trust anybody to do
clatter of the hangar, Ap was gradually los-
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anything. Also they didnt keep him in- On the run the driver and attendant
formed the way they should. Only a few raced back to the rear ambulance doors and
minutes ago he had heard that Lady Min flung them open.
had been taken away by ambulance, which Ap was hastily trying to put the pieces
was peculiar as there was a complete oper- of this together. He saw a nurse step out
ating room right here in the palace specially and if she hadnt moved her hand toward
installed by Xenu for exactly such emergen- him briefly, only in a way Lady Min would
cies. He looked at the guard outside Lady do, he wouldnt have known who it was.
Mins door. Why are you still on guard The driver and attendant rolled the
here? Havent they gone? stretcher toward the bottom of the ramp
The guard started and straightened up and would have rolled it straight on up into
stiffly. It made one nervous just to see Chi the ship had it not been for the pilot barring
much less to be talked to by him. Yuh the way.
Yuh. They took her out. But the brain- The pilot frowned. What the rockets
banger and one of my guys are still in is this? He came on down the ramp to the
there straightening up. bottom and reached for the cover at the top
Chi didnt like it. He stood for a mo- of the stretcher.
ment and then suspiciously slid the door Lady Min chopped at his hand. Why
open. dont you call Xenu and find out?
There was nobody in there. He in- He frowned and again reached for the
stantly drew his gun and stepped sidewise corner of the sheet.
through the door. This time Lady Min used the side edge
Cat-footed he approached the bath- of her hand on his wrist.
room door, flipped the knob, found it I know all about little boys who cant
locked. He stepped back and crashed the keep their hands off unconscious girls. You
flat of his foot against the door just beside pervert.
the knob. Ap had it now. He rushed forward.
It flew open. Come on, come on. Theres little time to
The guard lay sprawled on the floor. lose.
The nurse lay naked in the tub. And he gave the stretcher a perilous
The guard stood jaw open looking in push up the ramp. If he hadnt jumped
and then something like terror came into his aside the pilot would have been knocked
eyes as he shifted them to Chi. He had a down. The driver and attendant pushed
very good idea what would happen to him with a will and with a roar of wheels the
now. stretcher flew on up the ramp and into the
Chi thrust the guard violently aside and fuselage of the spaceyacht. Sullenly the pi-
rushed out into the hall shouting. lot followed it.
Ap heard the siren before he saw the Ap came to the spaceyacht door as the
ambulance and for a sweating instant was driver and attendant trotted back down the
certain that it must be a police car. ramp. Thank you fellows, Ap called after
The white vehicle shot across the field, them. Greatest drive in history pretty
dived into the hangar and, siren dying, spun near. Xenu wont forget this!
about and pointed its nose toward the han- The ambulance men waved back to him,
gar door. With a squeal it backed to the climbed into their vehicle and shot off.
ramp. The pilot pulled the ramp closed and
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walked doubtfully to the pilot seat. robbed and they are escaping on that ship.
His eyes wide with unanswered ques- By police orders fire on it! The officer
tions, Ap looked at Lady Min. She shook looked through his viewer and then back at
her head at him and pushed the stretcher Chi. But thats Lady Mins spaceyacht!
down the aisle of the ship toward a cabin at I know, I know, screamed Chi.
the tail. Shell be furious. Start shooting. Start
Languidly the pilot was obtaining his shooting before they get out of range!
clearance from the tower. He checked over Bank robbers? The officer made up
the instrument panel and began to start the his mind and gestured at his sergeant, Stop
motors. that ship!
Take off! yelled Ap. Get this thing The four muzzles of the battery swept
spaceborne! The ship lurched and began to down into firing position, long streaks of
roll forward slowly. red flame sped from them in a staccato roar.
Lady Min got the stretcher fully inside Inside the ship Ap struggled forward
the rear cabin and began to lash it to cleats up the aisle against the heavy acceleration.
in the wall. Ap banged the cabin door shut He tapped the pilot on the shoulder.
and lifted the sheet at the head of the If youll just set a course He
stretcher. gaped as ribbons of flame shot by in front
He gulped. of the wind screen.
Stug! He stared at Lady Min. Why The pilot whipped his head around to
him? This is Stug, Xenus chief brain- the side window and looked back at the
banger. rapidly receding field. The red boom of gun
Can this rust can get to Earth? fire flashed in his eyes. His face went grey.
Earth! Thats days away. No. Without a second thought, the pilot
They were pushed back heavily as the turned back to the control panel. His glance
ship leaped into take-off. centered on Pilot Eject. His hand stabbed
Chi flung himself out of the car and hysterically at it.
raced up the steps of the control tower, The pilot seat and the panel beside it
glancing sideways at the sky as he went. tilted violently over.
The open air defense platform at the The white smoke of the ejection explo-
top of the tower was manned by blue and sion puffed around the pilot.
white uniformed soldiers, idling about. In a long graceful arch the pilot sailed
They were planetary troops and not in total out into the atmosphere and began to tum-
agreement with keeping a constant alert ble.
since nothing had happened for a decade Ap screamed, Come back here!
since the Grey Invasion. It seemed a waste The hurricane wind of the ships pas-
of time, Their officer sat, bored, on the sage was whipping into the cabin from the
parapet. The snouts of four heavy caliber open ejection port. He reached and hur-
anti-spacecraft guns pointed motionless at riedly snapped the panel shut.
the zenith. Down below he could see the pilots
Chi burst upon the platform, looked parachute opening.
around for the officer and rushed at him, Flame shots raced by between the
pointing at the sky. parachute and the ship.
I am Chi, Minister of Police. That Ap stared at the maze of controls, the
ship, that one there. A bank has just been keyboards of buttons on the flashing spin-
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ning navigation console. He threw up his her teeth she began to patch the holes.
hands in despair. The ship, steadied out, continued its
More shots flashed by the windscreen. vertical headlong course for who knows
Lady Min was trying to inch forward where.
from the tail. Her handkerchief and glasses
were off and her hair was flying wildly.
Five flame shots zipped through the CHAPTER SEVEN
side of the ship directly in front of Lady The ship rocked gently as its auto-pilot
Min. She flinched. corrected against gravitic pulls. The aisle
I cant fly this thing! wailed Ap. between the two couches was littered with
Neither can I! shouted Lady Min. empty food cans which clinked together as
He ripped open a drawer under the pi- the ship moved. Crumpled wads of note
lots seat and scrambled in it. He brought paper littered the floor between the two
out a manual Mark 38 Navigation Con- couches.
sole! He shakingly yanked at its pages one Ap took one last look at the navigation
by one. manual and resumed staring at the ceiling,
A flame projectile went through the dropping the manual into the litter of the
windscreen another hit the tail and the ship floor.
began to shake. Guy that wrote that navigation manual
Trying to get the diagram to match up ought to get top billing as an idiot
with the buttons, Ap hit Accelerate He Lady Min stirred on the opposite
huntingly hovered over other buttons. couch. She still wore the nurses uniform
He clenched his fist in indecision and but now it was rumpled and dirty. She took
despair. her eyes off the overhead and looked list-
Future Zero! lessly at Ap.
Abruptly he jabbed five buttons chosen No idea where we are?
at random all at once. Not being pulled into a flaming sun
The ship abruptly changed course and anyway maybe.
vaulted skyward in a spinning spiral. These weeks of this have been She
A final barrage of shots sped by under was interrupted by a sudden tilt of the ship.
the ship converging on where it would have Ap sat up, startled. He stared through
been. the window.
Lady Min held on desperately in the Covering a large portion of the sky be-
aisle. Loose objects thudded and banged side the ship was a huge-black asteroid, its
about the ship. outline visible only because of the Milky
The passing hurricane velocity air made Way beyond it; A patrol ship flashed by,
the small holes in the fuselage whistle and close to.
scream like maniacs. The spaceyacht console speaker
Lady Min looked at the holes. She re- flashed red and from it came a loud official
alized that when they hit space they would bass voice.
lose all their air. Patrol A from Interceptor Base 62.
She braced herself and pried open a Shut off your motors. You will be landed
locker. She brought out a roll of tape and by remote control tractor beams. Anyone
dragged herself to the side of the ship. found armed on landing will be guilty of a
Stripping off chunks of the adhesive with felony. Do not jettison any cargo.
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impatiently, Stug! Where the crap have Lady Min caught at his sleeve as he
you been for a month? turned to leave. Wait!
Stug pulled the mike toward him, Listen, said Ap, weve been waiting
looking deadly. No time for tales. The lost two days to see the Base Commander. He
ones are at Interceptor Space Station 62. cant be that busy!
Just arrived. The servant shrugged and went out
Shock spread over the face of Chi, closing and barring the door behind him.
Thats commanded by a Loyal Officer. I guess you get that way on an aster-
He paused, his eyes darting about. Then he oid base! said Ap.
looked back at his own viewscreen and a Lady Min stared at the barred door.
cunning look which he thought was persua- Ap, something must be wrong! I feel it.
sive came over his face. Stug, we have al- Why should a Loyal Officer keep us wait-
ways counted on you. ing?
Youre counting on me now to the I sent him messages that you were the
tune of a hundred thousand credits. Right? greatest actress in the universe and had vital
Right. data. He looked defensive. Maybe Im
I suggest you send a hyperspace inter- flopping as a press agent! Probably.
ceptor here at once, said Stug. Manned They sank back hopelessly ignoring the
with a couple of reliable men, of course. I luncheon tray.
dont like asteroids. Some hours later the bolts grated and
All right, said Chi. He added fero- the door opened. An officer uniformed in
ciously, They must not talk! blue and white entered, followed closely by
Stug smiled. They wont talk, he a uniformed guard who held his blast rifle at
said smoothly and consolingly. ready.
The white doves, imported to decorate Coolly the officer said, The Base
the chambered gardens of the otherwise Commander will see you now.
bleak asteroid and also to fall dead if air Ap looked at the guard, the blast rifle
pollution rose dangerously, flitted about held at ready, its safety lock off. Future
from perch to perch, the whir of their wings Zero! he whispered to himself.
mingling with the artificial waterfall. It was The officer escorted them through the
a beautiful garden but in the opinion of long tunnels and ramps which led up
Lady Min and Ap was no place to spend through the light gravity of the asteroid.
two days of idle waiting. The Base Commanders office was
They sat on a seat beside a heavily spacious even for an asteroid base. Behind
grilled door, very strong in the black rock. the desk was a large illuminated chart of the
True, they had been able to clean them- home planet system with small patrol craft
selves up even though no changes of clothes on pins. The kidney-shaped desk was long
had been offered them. but very narrow. The Base Commander was
But two days of waiting, despite the young, guileless, with the optimism of
urgent notes they had sent the Base Com- youth and a bit bored. He was uniformed in
mander, was creating a mystery that de- Loyal Officer khaki but his collar was open.
pressed their spirits. A holstered blast pistol was belted about
The door opened and a white-coated his waist, but his hands folded behind his
servant entered carrying a tray. He walked head as he leaned back in his chair showed
over to them and set his burden down. that he considered the whole thing rather
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Im certainly pleased with your coop- Stug steadied himself and then reached
eration, Commander. said Stug. With your for the cage door, stepping outside the en-
permission, well be taking off now for closure.
Home Planet. He shook the Base Com- Lady Min looked up to her right into
manders hand. an area hidden from view from the forward
Say, by the way, said the Base part of the ship. An expression of shocked
Commander, I thought the Secret Central horror and terror spread over her face.
Police had been disbanded. She screamed.
Oh, those, said Stug. I think theyre My God, shrieked Lady Min. A
finding them other jobs as fast as they can. time Bomb!
Poor devils. Soon theyll be out of work, The pilot sprang up from his controls
the economy being as it is. Well, good-bye and whirled to come back down the aisle.
and thank you. The other guard froze in paranoid horror.
The Base Commander glanced at the They very well knew their own service and
dove and then back at Stug. You sure have they had no slightest doubt that it was of-
some interesting patients. Well, have a safe ten in the State interest that prisoners not
trip. arrive alive.
A few minutes later, in the hangar, the A time bomb! screamed Lady Min.
green sign Safe Atmosphere began to go They never intended us to reach there
on and off as the huge side ports exhausted alive! Let me out!
and salvaged the hangar air. The red sign Both guards were now rushing towards
No Air flashed on. The hangar door began the back of the ship.
to grind open. Stug had ceased to close the cage door,
The Police spaceship interior was grey- He threw it open, fumbling with the lock,
green, like any prison. One secret policeman and then thrust his head into the compart-
was at the controls while the other finished ment looking up toward the hidden spot.
fastening the ramp lugs from inside. Lady Min hitched the strap up to the
Stug shoved Ap and Lady Min back level of her throat. Her hand darted to her
down the aisle and slammed them into the skirt and yanked it up, All in one motion
two hard seats at the back of the ship. Par- she threw the safety catch of the blast pis-
tial bulkheads were on either side of the seat tol and drew it from under her garter.
and it was ordinarily enclosed with a strong Green violent flame hammered at Stugs
wire door. stomach pounding him back from the door
Shoulder-height thick straps were fixed with a massive blow.
to the seat back. Stug, with no gentle hands, He went down.
snapped the strap shut across Aps chest The nearest secret policeman skidded
and then turned to Lady Min. She was to a halt. He clawed at his holster.
shorter than the usual prisoner and the wide Lady Min fired. The shot took him on
belt barely enclosed her shoulders. Stug the left shoulder and spun him toplike, his
tightened it with abrupt ferocity. blast pistol flying up the aisle.
That will do until we get you trouble- The second secret policeman reached
makers on an operating table, said Stug. frantically for the bulkhead gunrack and
The ship surged forward with an as- yanked down a blast rifle.
cending whine and zoomed out of the han- He brought it to his shoulder, aiming.
gar into space. Lady Min fired.
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Her shot slammed into the muzzle of looked toward the two groups approaching
the blast rifle. Fragments of the weapon him, a faint smile on his lips and a trifle of
disintegrated the guards head and shoulders unfriendliness in his eyes.
in a great gout of green flame. The first group was composed of the
Smoke drifted and eddied along the high ranking officers who had headed the
floor and through the cabin of the police Earth Secret Police Organization. They
craft. were uniformed in grey-green with much
The three bodies lay inert, pounded and gold braid.
charred out of recognition. Zell, head of the Earth Secret Police,
Lady Min stood up shakily. advanced with outstretched hand.
Tendrils of smoke spiraled up toward Well, its farewell Earth for us, said
the air circulators and purifiers. Zell as he shook hands.
Lady Min gradually wound down. Rawls eyes were watchful. So youre
Ap, with a considerable struggle, got leaving us to return to the Home Planet.
out of his strap and stood up, steadying Departing today?
himself against the partial partition. He Within the hour. He looked around
coughed in the green fumes. and sighed. All in all we of the Secret Po-
The ships motors continued in an ac- lice have not been too unhappy here on
celerating whine. Its nose bored relentlessly Earth, he sighed. And on arrival home
outward into the vast emptiness of outer well be disbanded.
space. Fortunes of war, said Rawl.
Ap sighed, So now what do we do for The Secret Police Chief could not quite
navigation? keep the viciousness out of his voice. Yes,
well, that Congress of yours finished us.
But its all for the best, of course. Our eight
regiments will be getting spaceborne right
CHAPTER EIGHT
now. So, fortunes of war, eh?
Rawl stood alone on the parade ground
One by one the Secret Police executives
of Galactic Base Earth.
shook Rawls hand. All in all, Rawl
The brisk wind from the deep blue sea
thought, they were a seedy lot for all their
snapped and rustled in the flags. The parade
gold braid. They bore the mark of their pro-
ground was paved with white marble and
fession, a bit craven, shifty-eyed, and de-
surrounded by a gilded and ornate balus-
bauched.
trade. In the far distance stood a volcano,
Rawl looked toward the second group.
the wind pushing its plume of smoke into a
These were civilians, the heads of the Per-
horizontal banner. Ner, the black mountain
sonal Tax Collector Units.
which contained the barracks, vast hangars
Their chief shook his hand. The tax
and work shops, reared above the parade
clerks and staff all bid you farewell Com-
ground, its face honeycombed with hangar
mander Rawl. No more personal tax, hah,
doors from which could spring a multitude
hah.
of defense and attack ships as well as
Rawl took his limp sweaty hand and
transports.
shook it. Are all your clerks and investiga-
On the parade ground a band, brightly
tors leaving as well?
uniformed in blue and white, played a mili-
Yes, weve pulled every one of them
tary air.
out of the two thousand cities of Earth.
The wind rippled Rawls khaki. He
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He gestured toward the looming base. Its collar was unbuttoned, his cap was off and
back to Home Planet and unemployment he was drinking from a steaming cup. He
for all of us. was very glad to hear from Rawl.
The five civilian chiefs after him one by Hello, Rawl. Hows the good planet
one shook Rawls hand and followed the Earth?
Secret Police executives toward the en- The Secret Police and income tax peo-
trances and ramps of the base. ple, Rawl said into the mike. Theyre
But the tax chief could not resist a final leaving the planet. About one hundred and
jibe. He turned when some distance off. fifty thousand of them.
Watch your privacy doesnt get invaded. Well, hip hurrah for them, said Mish
Rawl stood for some time watching sarcastically.
them go, his eyes narrow, speculative. The Ill show you. He turned the mike
band ceased playing, its drummer boys be- toward the cliff face.
gan to beat a march and it moved off. Mish stared intently at his own view
Rawl walked over and leaned against screen, Thats sure a lot of transport.
the gilded balustrade, his eyes still on the Thats the point. Theyre taking every
cliff face. transport weve got. But why didnt some
The transports began to eject from the of them stay here? Theyre being dis-
hangars one by one then two by two then banded. Earths a good planet.
four by four. Ah
At length Rawl gestured toward a Rawl looked at the cliffs face again and
communicator Bring me a communications the long extended parade of ships. They
cart! took it too tame, too cheerful in fact. Mish,
The cart rolled forward, equipped with I wish to smoke I had some reliable intelli-
compact panels and a view screen. The gence from Home Planet. Its too quiet. Im
communicator was pushing buttons on it, getting nothing from there and havent for a
bringing it to life as he wheeled it forward. couple of months.
Rawl picked up a cubicle mike. You want me to run a patrol?
Get me Solar System Interceptor No, that would tell us nothing. What I
Combined Headquarters on Uranus. Com- want you to do is order every Solar System
mander Mish. Station you have stock up on ammunition,
The communicator reached across the fuel, food and spare parts. Got it?
cart, pulled a lever and hit a red button. Good. The day you can trust Xenu
While he waited Rawl gazed at the will never dawn. Rawl hung the mike on
panorama of departing ships. Their sound the communications cart.
was punctuated with small explosions as The wind whipped at the flags. The
they ejected from the hangars, pulled up long parade of departing ships made a line
steeply and cracked the sound barrier. The across the sky that was black and ominous.
more distant ones flashed pinpoints of light Rawl didnt like it. Not one bit. He set-
as they cracked the light barrier after leaving tled his cap against the tugging wind and
atmosphere. Rawl gave his attention to the continued to look at the sky.
cart. Hello, Mish.
The view screen was a trifle sun-glared
and the communicator adjusted its hood.
CHAPTER NINE
Mishs face went clear. He was smiling. His
Through the windscreen of the Police
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against a peeling wall. fairly drooled over the bill. Six weeks, he
Ap straightened out the covers, laid the whispered again.
still unconscious Lady Min down on the If these hold out, he added, a shadow
bed and began to loosen her soaked, ice-cold of doubt crossing his wizened face.
clothes. Ap pulled out another ten credit bill.
Dr. Ax, having tracked Aps muddy Five weeks, he said, holding on tightly as
footprints, waltzed into the room and threw the doctor tugged frantically at the bill.
his tattered bag down on the bedside table. Five weeks! echoed Ax with a vigorous
Humming to himself, the doctor pro- nod.
duced a package from somewhere on his The note released, Dr. Ax scuttled off.
person and ripped it open to reveal a sy- Re-entering the room, Ap crossed over
ringe filled with a clear fluid. He rolled up to the window and leaned on the sill.
his sleeve and plunged the needle into his Weeks! Five of em! And in the middle of
arm. nowhere. That man, Sna, was right. This is
Ap raised an eyebrow as the doctor a steam-beamed ball of oh damn!
pushed down the plunger and drew the nee-
dle out with a convulsive shudder.
Smiling brightly, the doctor tossed the CHAPTER TEN
syringe aside. Now that the preliminaries
The music was awful. Broken for a long
are attended to, lets have a look at the little
time, the juke box skipped and fumbled its
lady.
way through the musical phrases. No one
After a long examination of Lady Min,
listened anyway.
accompanied by much bandaging and tune-
Early yet, the hotels barroom-cum-
less whistling, Dr. Ax signaled for Ap to
nightclub had few occupants. Some bunged-
follow him out of the room.
up, one-eyed, -armed or -legged outlaws
In the hallway, Ap closed the door be-
lounged around. The bartender leaned on his
hind them, patiently watching the doctor
counter, chin propped in hand. A black-
set his bag to rights.
outfitted pilot sat alone in an alcove, list-
Shes got concussion, three broken
lessly fingering a handful of darts. Staring
ribs and a torn ligament in her arm and that
blankly at the wall before him, the pilot
will be another ten credits, the doctor an-
spun the occasional dart at it, bringing down
nounced, all in the same tone of voice.
flakes of plaster and insects.
Ap glanced back at the door and fished
Near the mezzanine stairs, a group sat
a bill out, jerking it back teasingly as the
playing dice. The bulk of the square chips
doctor tried to snatch it. And how long
spilled over beside Ap.
will she be laid up?
The other players were having less
Two or three months, Dr. Ap re-
luck, their own meager piles of chips
plied, attempting to grab the bill.
proved it. Greedily eyeing the pot, they
And if you give her your very best
tensely waited for Ap to throw.
medical attention ?
Disinterestedly rattling three of the
Two months.
eight-sided dice, Ap had his mind else-
And if you had a regular supply of
where. A worried frown marked his brow as
your Dregomine?
he turned to the doctor. Doc, you said five
Leaping high, the doctor grabbed the
weeks.
note. Six weeks! holding it lovingly, he
Dr. Ax shrugged. You got a day left.
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rency in any galaxy. Heres the message. Just came in. Sna
No response. She sighed in discourage- brandished the paper under the pilots
ment and put the jewels away. Getting to nose. The whole blasted base, every out-
her feet, she began to move back to the pi- law recruited in the service of the Ministry
ano, when the door across the room was of Police. High ranks, high pay! And every
burst violently open. ship taken into service
Sna entered, knocking the yelping dog The pilot convulsively clutched the ta-
flying. A strip of paper waving in his trem- ble. Theres just one ship here mine!
bling hand. Hey, hey listen! he shouted. Unnoticed by either man, Ap slipped
Weve been saved! behind the pilot as Trings voice rose to a
The room went very still. Only the scream.
dog, barking in outrage, made any move- I wouldnt work for the condemned
ment. blasted Confederation for anything!
Overcome with jubilation, Sna barrelled Unperturbed, for he had an over-
forward to stand imposingly in the center of whelming faith in his ability to get what he
the dance floor. I got a special secret mes- wanted, Sna laid a pacifying hand on
sage from the Minister of Police. We been Trings arm. Ah, now, now, now. Not for
recruited. Every able-bodied man on this a thousand credits a week?
base has been made a special agent. And Easing a pistol from under his jacket,
every ship we got has been put into Con- Ap pressed it lightly into the pilots back.
federation service! Tring kept his eyes riveted on Sna who,
The hush in the room ceased abruptly. unaware, continued his persuasions.
Outlaws leapt to their feet and surged for- This is your chance. This is all our
ward, calling to friends and foe alike, ex- chances. Why, man, theyll make you a
changing heated opinions and speculations. general or something
A few people, however, were not By now, Ar, had picked up the pilots
pleased, one being Tring who stood up, jacket and was draping it over his arm and
wide-eyed, tense. Clenching his fists in an- gun.
ger and trepidation, he hissed furiously. Sna shook the paper vigorously. All
Thats just one ship- mine. charges forgotten, look. Look at the mes-
Meanwhile, Lady Min threw an ago- sage!
nized glance at Ap. Racking her brains, she Still, Tring had made no move. Ap,
signalled her hastily construed plans to him. having completed the masking of the gun,
He rolled his eyes. Future zero! Turning, glanced up at the mezzanine where Lady
he moved to unobtrusively follow Sna as Min stood. She nodded at him, a wad of
the man ploughed through the surging coats over her arm and two grip cases in her
throng toward the pilots alcove. hand.
There you are, Pilot Tring, Sna Ap turned back to face Sna and spoke
boomed, all bonhomie. Just the man I convincingly in the pilots ear. Pilot Tring,
wanted to see. it sounds pretty unreasonable, I know, but
Tring stared at Sna, hands fiddling look, Tring. This is your chance!
nervously with his holster flap. Rip-blasted The pilot made no reply. Just slitted
phony; whod he think he was. Not going his eyes as the gun jabbed him slightly in
to fork over my ship. No way! You the back.
what? Tring, continued Ap, as an old
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friend, please tell Sna youll do him this finally managed to speak. You can put that
favor. gun away. You didnt even need it. You did
Swallowing spasmodically, the pilot me a huge favor getting me out of there.
managed to choke out an All right. They would have killed me for my ship.
In fact, Ap jabbed the gun again, Ill Startled, Lady Min and Ap stared at
help Pilot Tring get his ship ready. Youll the pilot, roundeyed in amazement. Then
need it for transport. Lets go! they too burst into laughter.
Beaming, overjoyed, Sna stepped back Ap looked at his gun and put it away.
to let them pass. Reaching over, he clapped the pilot on the
Steering the pilot over to the exit, A p back. Guy must be all right, take us to
began trembling with relief. Stage one of the Earth, maybe.
escape plan done maybe.
Fortunately, the spaceport was de-
serted. CHAPTER ELEVEN
Lady Min was standing anxiously in Surrounded by huge trees, Xenus se-
the boarding door of Trings craft. The cret base on Home Planet was dominated
coats and cases lay in a heap beside her. She by a single domed building.
chewed a fingernail, dear God let them Low and ominous, military drums beat
come! a deadly rhythm. Rank upon rank of grey-
Hearing running footsteps, she looked green uniformed secret police, fully armed,
down to see the pilot and Ap running lined the parade ground in military forma-
across the landing field. She beckoned ur- tions. Over by the operations dome, an ill-
gently to them as they raced up the stairs to dressed mob of renegades stood watching.
the flight platform, and stepped back as the An inspections party walked through
two men crowded through the door. the ranks, headed by Xenu and Chi. With
them were tough looking renegade guards,
Tring hurried up the aisle and scram- several high ranking officers of the secret
bled into the pilots seat, hands reaching for police, Zel the ex-Chief of Secret Police
the controls. Ap came to stand behind him, Earth and Sty the chief psychiatrist.
gun now held openly. Xenu curiously inspected the troops as
Through the windshield, the blue of the he passed them by. He turned to the
late afternoon sky was pierced by the occa- sweating Chi to bark a query. Are you sure
sional spire. The tangible silence was bro- this base is still secret and secure?
ken only by the whine of the ships starting Chi mopped his brow with a soaked
motors. handkerchief. Fool idea, this inspection.
With a lurch, they took off, the accel- Too hot for it. Damned question anyway,
eration pressing the ships passengers down Xenu already knew his orders on security
and back, forcing Ap to grab the co-pilots had been carried out to the letter. Weve
seat in order to keep his gun trained on the shot anyone who comes close to it.
pilot. Xenu nodded. Then were almost
Suddenly, the pilot began to laugh. ready.
Loud, extravagant, the sound mingled with Indeed we are, Chi agreed, noting
the rising shriek of engines. thankfully that Xenu was starting to head
Banking the ship again, Tring tried to for the operations building.
still his laughter. Without looking back, he Stopping before the band of renegades,
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Xenu banged his cane to catch the regard of had their uses, oh yes they had their uses.
one of the two slouching Chiefs of the The men returned Xenus regard, alert
Renegades. And those men? and expectant, though the animosity was
The Renegade Chief smiled evilly, dis- mutual.
playing a broken row of yellow teeth. Finally, Xenu began his address. This
Those are my finest renegades, sir. The is your last and final briefing. Listen care-
finest and best criminals in the Galaxy, fit fully.
for deviltry. And thousands more ready on He reached out with his stick and
every planet. hooked it into the ring of the lowermost
Again, Xenu nodded and moved on. roller. This is a Phase One of the galactic-
Halting abruptly, Xenu turned back to wide action. With a savage yank, he pulled
the Renegade Chief. Get them in white out a chart from the roller that spread itself
coveralls. They look like something from a out, flat, on the table.
sewer. He rapped the stick on the first pile of
Obeying Xenus next signal to follow papers on the rack. And those are the de-
him, the Chief sauntered along behind the tailed orders ready to issue.
rest of the party. He scowled at Xenus The objective of Phase One, Xenu
retreating back, scowled at his deputy chief continued, his voice losing all trace of its
beside him. surface urbanity, is the slaughter of every
Steam-beamed maniac. Must have a Loyal Officer in the Galaxy.
loose screw in his finicky head lily-white Grim and silent, his men nodded.
coveralls? Nuts! Reaching forward, Xenu engaged the
Ignoring the outbreak of ragged cheering second roller with his hooked stick. Phase
among the renegade mob, Xenu led the way two: The destruction of the main galactic
up the stairs and through the arched doors defense base on every planet.
of the operations building. Brutally, he yanked out the second
The actual operations office was lo- chart so that it covered the first. He rapped
cated in the dome of the building. The the second stack of papers. And the de-
sloped walls, painted with stars and plan- tailed orders.
ets, served as an operations map and were With a nasty, irritating screech, the
studded with abundant miniature space- third chart was unfurled.Xenu struck the
ships and flags. Crouching below, a huge last stack of papers. Phase Three: The re-
table was flanked on one side with three moval of all minority and unwanted popula-
large rollers. On the other side, by a rack tions in the Galaxy to the planet Earth and
stacked high with papers. their extermination.
Xenu entered the room, banging the A slow smile crossed his face. I think
door wide as he came, and limped across to you will find this solves all problems of
the table. The two secret police clerks, overpopulation, crime and finance in the
standing rigidly to attention, were waved Galaxy as well as preventing our being de-
brusquely aside. posed. Before Minister Chi issues the de-
Putting his cane down, Xenu picked up tailed orders, are there any comments?
a hooked stick and turned to face his offi- The momentary silence was broken by
cers. Slap-slapping the hook in his palm, he a sardonic Renegade Chief. Youre the
regarded his officers for a moment. paymaster, he sneered, running a hand
Blackguards, the lot of them, but they through his hair.
REVOLT IN THE STARS 41
Xenu glared the other down. And you The panel itself was a maze of jack-
youre a prime bastard. Indicating for Chi to plugs and the brightly lit names of the Ga-
take over, Xenu retrieved his cane and lactic Confederation member stars: Sirius,
stalked from the room, favoring his bad leg. Canopus, Alpha Centauri, Vega, Capella,
On the parade ground, the miscellane- Arcturus, Rigel, Procyon, Achernar, Beta
ous groups were breaking up. Centauri, Altair, Betelgeuse, Acrux, Aldeba-
Regiments of secret police and bands of ran, Pollux, Spica, Antares, Fomalhaut,
renegades marched purposefully towards Deneb, Regulus and Sol.
assigned destinations. Drums quickening in Whistling tonelessly, the renegade
pace, the military ensemble also took their checked to ensure all stars were connected
leave. up to the mikes. They were. He flicked a
Soon, only the litter remained to bear switch and spoke. All systems, all planets.
the wind and the scattered guards company. Phase One!
Chi was standing on the roof, silhouet- Car headlamps swung across the front
ted against the stars. of a suburban house, coming to rest aimed
His left hand held a radio transmitter. at the garage as the vehicle entered the
In his right, the dial of a stopwatch was il- driveway.
luminated by an electric lantern. A Loyal Officer in his khaki coat and
In his mind, he reviewed the injunctions cap cut the engines and stepped out of the
that Xenu had given him concerning Phase car. Startled, he looked up as a spotlight
One. Missed anything? Didnt seem that suddenly stabbed at him from the dark.
way, but still he glanced down at the Two blast guns fired.
stopwatch. With maddening slowness, the Hit, the Officer slammed back against
secondhand approached the appointed the car and crumpled to the ground.
hour. Too late anyhow! Two men in white coveralls ran over to
He clicked the stem of the timepiece him. One stretched out a booted foot and
and spoke into the radio. Phase One! lifted the Officers shoulder to see if he was
Paring his nails with a deeply notched dead.
knife, one of the Renegade Chiefs sat in his He was.
dark, unkempt office. A Loyal Officer trotted up the broad
A speaker near his head crackled to life. white stairs leading up to a governmental
Phase One! building.
The Chief lifted his chin to a nearby Rifles blasted, taking his arm off at the
flunky. shoulder.
The aide disentangled himself from his Leaving a trail of red, he rolled slowly,
chair and began to shuffle out the room. inexorably, back down the steps.
Vexed at the mans dawdling, the Chief Frowning over some despatch, a Loyal
threw his knife between the others feet. Officer never noticed as two white-
Get going, he snapped. coveralled men entered his office.
The second Renegade Chief stood in Raising their blast guns, they aimed and
the Intergalactic Control Center, outlined fired, pounding the Officer to the wall be-
against the lighted curve of a communica- hind him, then down to the floor. His body
tions panel. Beside him bristled a battery of charred, blackened, lifeless.
microphones. Surrounding him was a tangle The two men turned and fled from the
of wires. room.
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A small scout craft landed. A Loyal Of- Asleep in his bed, jacket and cap hang-
ficer jumped down onto the spaceport ing on the post, a Loyal Officer muttered in
pavement, removed his helmet. He looked his sleep.
up, alert, as a grenade-like object hurtled by The renegade froze, listening. Reas-
to strike the ships side. sured, he sighted and jerked the trigger once,
A flash of fire erupted and leapt for the twice.
skies. Green smoke and flame engulfed the
Shortly, the conflagration died down bed.
enough to reveal the dismembered craft, and Hunched over the Phase One chart, face
beside it, a shriveled form. eerily lit from below, Chi gripped a large
In his darkened office, the first Rene- marking pen in his slippery fist.
gade Chief was biting the end of a pencil. A A legion of speaker-units babbled in the
stack of papers lay on the desk before him, background. Names of stars and Loyal Offi-
the top list entitled: Loyal Officers Capella cers occasionally flashed up on console
System. screens.
The radio spoke. Planet Chellis. Lieu- A uniformed orderly stood by Chis
tenant Dahn. chair, holding a sheaf of papers. Planets of
The Chief hunted for and found the Altair, he reported, Phase One, All
name. Crossing it out, he looked back up at Clear.
the speaker. Chi nodded and drew a circle on the al-
Captain Sten. ready much circled chart. Laying down his
With a grandiose sweep of his hand, the marking pen, he wiped his hands on his
Chief drew a long mark through the name, pant legs. Business could go on all night. He
ripping the paper slightly. Fixed him! Son glanced at a clock. Business was going on all
of a space-hound had the gall to arrest me night.
once. He sighed in resignation and ordered
The speaker crackled again some coffee.
Three Loyal Officers tore down a A person, half-visible in the shadows,
smoke-filled corridor, weapons held at the approached the table and handed a slip of
ready. paper to the orderly. The orderly checked it
A heavy caliber blast gun blazed, over and read it aloud to Chi. Marcab Sys-
swirling forth a ball of green flame to lace tem. Phase One. All Clear.
around the officers. Chi mopped at his hands again, picked
They fell forward, guns clattered to and the pen up and added another circle to the
skittering across the polished floor. chart.
All was quiet in the barracks until the Five Loyal Officers strained against the
whole damned place blew up in unmitigated rope- that bound them to a white picket
finality. fence. Reflected in their perspiration were
A couple of secret police left the scene the spotlights that illuminated the scene.
in a hurry, sprinting out the gate and under A renegade finished securing the last
a placard that read: Loyal Officer Quarters, Officer and scuttled off into the clear.
Betelgeuse System. Automatic blasters let loose, tearing
Holding a rifle, a white-clad arm inched asunder the Officers, fence and all.
through a crack in the cautiously opening Burning brightly, scores of votive can-
door. dles lit the cathedral altar. There, head
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bowed in prayer, knelt a Loyal Officer. His Xenu relaxed somewhat. Well get the
eyes flew open in shock as a rifle burst Galactic Bases in Phase Two so that s no
hammered him down. worry. Keep a news blackout going and put
Dislodged in the furor, a candle rolled busy signals on all Loyal Officer networks.
to the floor. A vagrant current of air snuffed And keep working on those Interceptor
the momentarily flaring wick, to send a thin Bases.
spiral of smoke curling upwards to the He switched off the circuit and rubbed
gods. his jaw, chuckling to himself.
Major Tonlin, buzzed the speaker. Soon, soon. Victory was in sight. He
The Chief popped a benny and gulped chuckled again, and resumed his reverie.
it down before crossing the name from his
list.
It had been a long night. The Chief was CHAPTER TWELVE
tired, irritated. He added another butt to the In outer space hung the black asteroid
overflowing ashtray. At last that wrapped that was the interceptor Control Center
up the list for the Polaris System. Solar System.
Daylight, filtering through from some- Mish stood on a glassed-in balcony
where, encroached upon Chis red-rimmed appended to the asteroids side. He com-
eyes. pleted a sweep of the star-studded voids
The room was quiet now that the gar- and lowered the long-range viewing instru-
rulous speaker-units were silenced. ment. He felt vaguely uneasy, disturbed
The exhausted orderly, wearily grip- by what, he didnt know.
ping his enormously grown sheaf of papers, Unexpectedly, the door-way behind
made a report: Polaris System, Phase One, him filled with intermittent green flashes.
All Clear. Mish whirled around and dropped the
In a final, flourishing manner, Chi drew viewer to grab his gun.
a large circle. Scratching his neck, he re- Moving inside, he was brought up
garded his handiwork of circles on the chart. short by the tableau posed within. A junior
He grunted and turned to push a button on Loyal Officer stood frozen in aftershock,
a console. his blast rifle still smoking in his hands.
Xenu, sitting tense and rigid at his desk, Over by the main entrance, two renegades
staring off into nowhere, appeared on the were sprawled over the doorsill, a mist of
screen. green wisps rising from their bodies. A pis-
Chi cleared his throat a couple of times tol lay where it had fallen, just beyond the
and pressed the buzzer to draw Xenus at- renegades out stretched arms.
tention. The junior Officer unsteadily downed
Finally, Xenu shook himself out of his his rifle and pivoted around to face Mish,
reverie and fixed a steely eye on his screen. his voice breaking as he spoke. These two
All going according to your plans, were in that small ship that said it was in
said Chi with an inky thumbs-up sign. trouble.
How many left? Mish continued to stare in dismay at
Chi waved his hand loftily. Only a the bodies, hardly hearing as the junior Of-
few on outlying Interceptor Bases. And ficer went on speaking: They came in here
only those in the planetary Galactic Bases with drawn guns.
themselves. Rousing himself, as if from a nightmare,
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Mish strode over to the communications ing. Busy. Thought you might know.
panel, elbowing the communicator there out Xenu raised his eyebrows in innocent
of the way. surprise. Is that so?
Rapidly jabbing buttons, Mish cursed. Impatiently indicating an affirmative,
Blast! Nothing but hell-fired busy signals. Rawl raised his voice in vexation at the
He banged his fist down in frustration, grit- others playacting. I wanted to be sure this
ting his teeth as he said: Home Planet net- wasnt another Grey Invasion.
work still busy. Ive heard nothing like that, soothed
The junior Officer joined him at the Xenu, with an air of offended worthiness. I
console. Ive been trying all day. Only a did hear there was some trouble with some
couple of our Interceptor Bases are an- new equipment that had just been installed.
swering up. Were having to economize, you know
Exasperated, Mish punched another unable to resist a dig, his voice hardened,
button. Ill try Earth. since the personal income tax was abol-
Rawl appeared on the screen. Galactic ished.
Base Earth He began in a clipped voice, Thinking fast, Xenu saw a possible ad-
then seeing who was calling, he continued in vantage. Schooling himself back into pleas-
a friendlier tone. Oh, hello, Mish. ant urbanity, he resumed speaking. But if
Mish made an effort to calm himself. youre worried, Ill tell you what Ill do. Ill
Thank God at least this circuit was opera- schedule space fleet maneuvers in your area
tional. He leaned closer to the video scan- over the next few days just to make sure.
ner. Theres something going on, he said. Sharply breaking the connection, Xenu
I cant get in touch with Home Planet on swiveled his chair around to snarl at Zel and
the Loyal Office circuit. Chi seated by his massive desk. Rawl and
Rawl shrugged Its happened before. possibly other Planet Base Commanders are
Mish slammed his hand on the console getting suspicious.
and swore. Not at the same time as an at- Acutely uncomfortable, as always in
tempt on my life! Xenus presence, Chi stared down at his
Taken aback, Rawl blinked. Ill try it hands and muttered something inaudible.
on the Galactic circuit. Ignoring his Minister of Police, Xenu
Cutting the line, Rawl gestured to his forgot his displeasure. Gloating for an inter-
communicator who proceeded to make the val, he then exalted in his next words.
connection. Busy signal. Launch Phase Two.
Seeing the communicator was only get-
ting jammed lines, Rawl ordered another line
be tried. Get Xenu on Home Planet. The
CHAPTER THIRTEEN
Supreme Ruler emergency lines ought to be Intensely, Tring studied a radar screen.
open He didnt like what he saw there. Not one
Xenus face flashed onto the screen, bit.
smiling suavely. Ah, Rawl. Glad to hear Ap, bored and unaware of the conflicts
from you. What can I do for you? raging in the pilots mind, sat flopped back
Rawl gazed at Xenus image briefly, a on a settee. Next to him, Lady Min was
wave of acute dislike for the man passing doing her nails as best she could, dabbing hit
through him. There are a lot of communica- and miss with the polish as the craft rocked
tion channels that dont seem to be work- and shook.
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The screen here, said Tring hoarsely, let alone get an answer!
seems to indicate a lot of heavy spaceships Rawl pointed at one of the orderlies.
over Earth, Galactic ships. Thicker than Pass the order to get my ship ready for
cockroaches. immediate blast-off. Im going to do a flyby
He leaned back and turned to present a and look this over.
white face to his passengers. Im not going The orderly up and raced off. Rawl
in there! glanced back up at the ceiling. Cant figure
Lady Min and Ap stared, appalled, at this out
the pilot. He couldnt fail them not now! He frowned, pounding an agitated fist
Tring waxed persuasive. This Galaxy into his palm. Moonshine! He wasnt
is getting too hot. Gone to buzzard bait. achieving anything by moping around his
Listen, Ive got a cache of fuel, food and air office. He strode over to a wall hook and
out on an asteroid. Im going out there and took down his flight coat. Going out the
fuel up and make the long jump to another door, he paused to call a command back to
galaxy. He raised a hand in mute appeal. the remaining orderly. Sound a base alert
Youre a couple of nice guys. Theres all just in case.
blazes about to break loose. I can feel it. Base alert was sounded. Klaxon horns
Those jewels you got will serve as cur- rent the air with an insistent note. Several
rency. How about it? troops, uniformed in blue and white, ran
Lady Min had gone rigid. Weve got across the parade ground towards their
to get to Rawl. she insisted. How do we various stations. Hatches in the looming
get down? cliff face, cranked open to reveal dozens of
Shrugging, Tring squared himself snub-nosed anti- spacecraft guns. Officers
around and got back to flying. Hed done yelled directions to their crews.
his best. All right if you want to get Unobserved in the flurry, two para-
burned, he called back over his shoulder. chutes, one hanging higher than the other in
Theres oxygen masks and parachutes un- the blue sky, swung down from upwind
der that seat. Put them on and get into the towards the parade ground.
airlock. Ill spill you into the stratosphere Lady Min landed first, rolling awk-
over the base, and even thats risky. wardly to absorb her falls impact. Scram-
Shaking his head, he snorted sadly. Pa- bled to her feet, she ripped off her oxygen
triotism! Well, hed tried. Pity. Banking mask and, grabbing the chest release buckle,
the ship, he took it downwards. yanked hard. Her parachute and harness
Rawl was standing in his office, gazing went sailing away.
up at the overhead. A heavy rumble of She ran a hand through her disheveled
ships motors filling his ears. Something hair and stared round-eyed at all the com-
was going on, he was sure of it. But what? motion. Jumping forward, she gripped the
Faces echoing Rawls apprehension, arm of a passing soldier. He skidded to a
two orderlies and a communicator were halt in obvious impatience.
standing nearby. Rawl swung round and Where is Commander Rawl? she
spoke to the communicator. Maneuvers! asked, breathless.
Have you got any answer yet to why Earth He pointed to the cliffed hill and
ships were not invited to take part? dashed off before she could speak again.
The man shook his head, perplexed. Now landed and rid of his parachute,
Hadnt been able to raise the damned ships, Ap came to stand by Lady Min. He raised
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the Phase Three chart. Home Planet Control. Planet Three Al-
Pondering over the recent events, Chi pha
was suffused with a sense of well-being. With a flash of irritation, the Renegade
Hadnt expected things to work out so well. Chief cut in. Yeah, yeah. Gimme the hot
He hummed a little louder. crap.
The transportation stage of Phase The speaker spluttered. All cargoes
Three was gotten underway. spaceborne here and proceeding to Earth.
On every planet, the freighters blazed The Chief turned down the volume
upward, destination: Earth. knob and rubbed his eyes. These late nights,
On one ship, the renegade co-pilots he just wasnt up to them anymore. He
ceaseless, senseless chatter fell on the both- popped a benny and ordered a cup of cof-
ered ears of the pilot. Last time I was on fee.
Earth, babbled the co-pilot, I bought this Xenu had taken time out to shower and
young girl oh, a peach she was. When I dress with care.
got her clothes off I found... Just as he arrived back at his desk, a
In a spaceport control tower, a secret call was put through from his Minister of
policeman was acting as Controller. He gave Police.
launching clearance to yet another ship. All seventy-five planets clear, re-
Control to ship Nine Three Four A. Pro- ported Chi, spaceborne and heading for
ceed to Earth by filed plan. Earth. Right on time.
A light-year away, another Controller Xenus eyes narrowed with cruel
was having a bit more difficulty. Bast it! pleasure. Good, good. Proceed as ordered.
he yelled into a mike. If you don t know Shutting off the video-phone, he turned
the route to Earth, then fly in company to stare out his window. Just as planned,
with Seven Six Five Eight N! Like clockwork
In an Altair System spaceport, the He snickered softly to himself.
freighters were still grounded, for there had A wind roamed mournfully across the
been some delays. A renegade and a psy- shattered pavement of what had been, of
chiatrist stood on the control tower s ob- late, the proud parade ground of Galactic
servation platform, looking out over the Base Earth. Blackened balustrades and bro-
landing field. ken flagpoles silhouetted themselves against
The psychiatrist checked over a list. the empty sky.
That completes this planet, he an- But not empty for long.
nounced. As soon as your ships are ready, The whine of their engines growing into
I suppose you can tell your pilots to pro- a steady roar, a multitude of ships began to
ceed to Earth. mass across the heavens till the skies were
The renegade sneered. You sure you literally filled with freighters of every size,
got em all? shape and description.
The psychiatrist gave him a frosty re- Over a wide, barren plain, a cliff face
gard. My dear fellow, medical science watched as the cargoes arrived.
never makes mistakes. Using no runways there were no
Bleary-eyed and rumpled, the Renegade runways to use the ships simply landed
Chief struggled to stay awake. Had to rivet in place, covering the entire field from end
his attention to what the speaker was say- to end.
ing Planet Three Alpha Centauri to A harried Controller darted a frantic
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gaze through each of the many windows of Mt. Etna, Mt. Fuji. The new arrivals
his hastily rigged control tower. Some fuse- were tumbled out of the freighters and
brained idiot sure fouled up royally! Fudged forced to clamber up the volcanoes sides.
it totally. Too many ships, not enough An old man, baffled and dismayed,
landing space. plucked the sleeve of a guard. His questions
He barked some orders into his tightly were cut short as he was cuffed viciously
gripped mike. Earth Control Post Number back.
One to Squadron Leader Eight Seven Nine. The survivors of the Ninth Army were
Divert to Earth Northern Sector Twelve unloaded at the base of Mount Washington.
Earth Control Post Number One to Hands behind their backs, uniforms in
Squadron Leader Two Six Five. Divert cargo shreds, they held their heads as proudly as
to Earth Continent Three Control Post Six- they could as they marched up the slope.
teen A drummer boy, once a friend of
Down on a field, a truck drew up Rawls, stopped and turned to look back
alongside a grounded freighter. The ships down the incline.
boarding door banged down to form a ramp, His drum straps hung from his shoul-
disclosing two renegades in creased and der, the broken top of a drum still clinging
filthy coveralls. to them.
Carrying sheafs of paper, three secret A soldier behind him was pushed for-
policemen hastily approached, gesturing as ward. They collided, forcing the boy to
they came for unloading to commence. move on upward.
Stepping back, the renegades started to Set on a rocky island and centered in a
lug out the drugged bodies to take them rolling ocean of blue, a volcanos side
down the ramp for placement in the truck. crawled with a struggling line of humanity.
Across the landing space, a stream of By the top edge of its cone, a renegade
vans were moving toward the ships. crew fought to hold down their helicopter
At a nearby ship, the disembarkation as the fierce wind threatened to blow it
was also beginning. One of the captives, a away.
black man, was recovering consciousness. An engineer had just finished connect-
Raising himself up, he opened his eyes to ing a radio wire to a curious cylindrical ob-
stare, horror-stricken, at the booted foot of ject. Words painted imposingly in red on its
a secret policeman as it swung at him, to sides proclaimed it to be an atom bomb.
catch him square on the jaw. Shouting above the rushing gale, the en-
And he collapsed. gineer summoned over an assistant techni-
Several other landing fields on Earth cian.
were similarly occupied. Together they tied a rope securely
One, near Mount Shasta, was unloading around the bomb and commenced lowering
in haste, as their cargoes were groggily it into the crater mouth.
coming to. Another engineer peered over the edge,
The little girl still clutched her doll. watching the bomb descend slowly towards
Dazed, she struggled awake and sat up. the pools of bright lava, moving and red,
A secret policeman jerked her to her below.
feet and gave her a shove. So directed, she A third engineer was paying out wire
began to follow her companion victims up from a large coil in his hand. It snaked out
the sharply increasing slope of the volcano. and down the cone to serve as the link
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between the signal and the detonation. voice blazed through. What the blasters
The waiting Controller stood anxiously kept you bastards?
to one side. A worried frown creasing his The engineer gave the radio a withering
brow as he looked through the window at look and swore silently to himself. But he
the landing field. The ships under his knew better than to reply in kind, so he
authority were all sitting out there, collected his ragged temper and spoke
grounded and idle. Sons of dogs! When were calmly. Volcano Seventeen fully charged
they going to let us get the hell out of here? and complete. In fact its got two atomic
By the panel, the Renegade Chief was bombs in it. Rope broke.
snarling into a mike. This is Earth Control Good. Scramble out of there, get back
Post Number One to Volcano Crew Seven- to the field and take off. Im spaceborne
teen. Advise when atomic charges have been now.
placed. Thankfully, the engineer put the radio
Tossing the mike away from him, the away and signalled a lets-go to his men.
Chief spun around to face the controller. An exhausted group eddied to a halt
Damned bastards. Theyre the last ones to and turned to watch, bewildered, as their
report atomic charges in place in the volca- persecutors began to race downhill, leaving
noes. them behind.
But the nervous Controller couldnt Reaching the trucks in the valley, the
care less about that. He waved his hand at renegades and secret police piled in and
the field. Its going to take several hours to drove off.
get all these ships spaceborne and out of Soon, every operational ship had left
this. Earth, having taken on the renegades and
The Chief gave a snort of laughter. secret police and blasted for home.
Dont get your pants wet. Our people will Zel, former Chief of Secret Police
all be of Earth before we push the button. Earth, was piloting the communications
The Controller hesitated, not too sure. plane as it hovered above Earth. Too close
He looked down at his hands fidgeting with for his liking, but orders were orders. He
some crumpled up papers. chewed his lip in trepidation.
Relenting, the Chief shrugged a shoul- In the co-pilots seat, the Chief was on
der. Ah, you can tell them to refuel and get the air to Chi. No trouble. The secret po-
back to their planets as soon as the secret lice have been evacuated. My renegades
police are aboard and my men recovered. also. Been some mobs and riots amongst the
Relieved, the Controller let out his pent planetary population, but what the hell.
up breath. Maybe this whoreson wasnt Chis visage on the screen was replaced
such a whoreson after all. by anothers as Xenu shoved him aside.
Leaning into the wind, the first engineer Are you ready? asked Xenu.
reached up a black gloved hand to rub his The Chief gave him a lazy salute. Oh,
grimy face. Raising his other hand, he yes.
placed his receiver-mike to his mouth and An anticipatory gleam leapt into
pressed the transmit button. Earth Control Xenus eyes. Turn one of your cameras on
One, come in. it.
He depressed the receive button and Nodding, the Chief yelled back to a
put the instrument to his ear, only to re- technician. Get two or three cameras on it,
move it a ways as the Renegade Chiefs different depths.
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The Chief turned back to the video and Great winds raced tumultuously across
nodded again. the face of Earth, spreading tales of destruc-
Xenu passed his tongue over dry, tion.
cracked lips. You can proceed when Debris-studded, and sickly yellow, the
ready. With that, he shut down the circuit. atomic clouds followed close on the heels of
Moving into a more comfortable posi- the winds. Their bowshaped fronts en-
tion, the Chief grunted. What some people croached inexorably upon forest, city and
will do for power! mankind, they delivered their gifts of death
Zel gave him a sideways glance. In- and radiation.
cluding you. A skyscraper, tall and arrow-straight,
The Chief flinched a little then grinned bent over to form a question mark to the
wickedly, presenting Zel with the full bene- very idea of humanity before crumbling into
fit of his yellowed teeth. Youre talking! the screaming city below.
Meanwhile, on the face of Earth, hun- People standing, racked by the hurri-
dreds of thousands of hungry, hopeless canes, on a street looked up horrified at a
people sat bemused on the slopes where descending atomic cloud. Making a futile
they had been left. attempt at escape, they were dropped in
The dispirited and ravaged Ninth Army their tracks, exterminated like so many pes-
soldiers were too dejected to move. Only tilent flies.
one of them was attempting to free his Molten lava poured, chaotic, down vol-
hands of their binding. canic slopes, obliterating all trace of the
And the little girl was down on her people that had been huddled there.
knees, rocking her doll. Bruised and dirty, A mountainous tidal wave engulfed a
tears coursed silently down her face. once thriving seaport, leaving only a few of
She looked upward at the sky, saw the taller building tops showing over the
nothing there. swirling waters. A second wave formed,
Hugging her doll closer, she began to preparing to finish what the first had left
whimper, not understanding where she was, undone.
or why. Areas of rioting vegetation and forest
The Chief lightly held the electronic became barren plains, inhabited only now
box. Its red lights glowed softly, hypnoti- by the screaming winds.
cally. The fair jewel, Earth, had been brutally
Face expressionless, he moved his right murdered.
hand toward the box. Finger poised, he hesi- Casually, the Chief still held the elec-
tated only a moment, then smoothly, grace- tronic box. His craft rocked a little, as if
fully even, he depressed the center button. echoing the passing violence below.
Simultaneously, the planted charges Through the windshield, he looked
erupted. down at Earth, its cloud formations now a
Atomic blasts ballooned from the cra- reddish, uneven swirl.
ters of Loa, Vesuvius, Shasta, Washington, Also observing this view, by way of a
Fujiyama, Etna, and many, many others. dozen screens propped up around his of-
Arching higher and higher, up and out- fice, was Xenu.
wards, towering clouds mushroomed, shot He tapped his fingers in time with the
through with flashes of flame, waste and soft, gentle symphony his office stereo was
fission. playing and took a delighted sip of his long,
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cool drink. broke. The populace maybe, but not us, not
It was over. us.
The charred remains of the little girls Slightly mollified, but not convinced,
doll bobbed on a choppy sea, lamented only the banker giggled in reply.
by a low, moaning breeze. Across the hall, an orderly placed a sil-
ver tray on a table occupied by Xenu and
some of his top men.
Zel reached out and took the bottle
CHAPTER FIFTEEN
from the tray. He popped the cork and be-
An orchestra was playing loud, fool-
gan pouring the amber liquid into glasses.
ishly gay music. The hall was all decorated
Id say, said he, pompously, it was suc-
for a party.
cessful beyond any possible hopes I had.
Chattering and laughing throngs milled
Our men in charge of the government on
around the room. A few degraded, half-
every planet, planetary armies still obedient
naked women were hanging on the arms of
to us, no large bases left to bother us
the top leaders of state, also there.
his hand slipped, spilling a quantity of li-
Off in a secluded corner, Chi has his
queur, and no Congress to bother us.
head together with the banker Chu.
They raised their crystal goblets, aqua
So you are sure I will get all my
vitae twinkling, in a toast.
money back? the banker asked, nervously
At that moment a tiny, shrill sound be-
twisting the diamond rings on his sausage
came audible above the music and social
fingers.
buzzing. Like a diving plane, the noise
With interest, with interest, replied
swelled a trifle.
Chi. In addition to the Confederate Bureau
Curious, but not too concerned, Chi
of Investigation I am forming an income tax
and his piggy friend ceased their talk and
police in Treasury. He made a wringing
looked upward, listening.
motion with his hands, as if wringing out
Renegade men in the hall also looked
towel. And theyll extract every last pos-
up, listening. As alert professionals, vigilant
sible penny from the populace.
at all times, they grew perturbed at the ris-
Chu cheered up for a moment, then
ing whine.
turned doubtful again. This cost is a terri-
Zel lowered his goblet uncertainly and
ble lot of money.
stared at the ceiling. Xenu started too, his
Chi rolled his eyes in some exaspera-
glass dribbling as it tilted, unnoticed, in his
tion. How could a banker be so stupid?
rigid hand.
Master Chu, the people are a bottomless
Rising to an almost unbearable pitch,
pit for taxes. It can go on forever. A bot-
the sound reverberated across the room.
tomless pit.
Then, with a thunderous crash, a spear-like
Sniffing superiorly, he favored the
object burst through the ceiling to bury its
banker with an arch look. Providing of
arrowhead into the wooden floor.
course you back it up with a heavily
The note of the bombers engines
manned police force with a secret police
changed abruptly as it revved and pulled
and Treasury police, and of course psychia-
out of its dive. The canister, poised erect
trists to take care of any people who ob-
there on the dance floor, began to vibrate.
ject.
But few, if any, of the crowd noticed this.
Chuckling, he gave Chu a reassuring pat
Galvanized into action the instant the cyl-
on his chubby back. Police states never go
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inder had hit the floor, they were already base as it bl blew up. He made a frantic
surging men yelling, women screaming attempt to lose Xenus hands. O-only
from the confines of the room, each intent those.
on being the first out. Releasing his Minister, Xenu burst into
A more courageous renegade raced laughter. Still laughing, he turned to face the
across to the object. Grasping it, he yanked startled crowd and held his hands up in a
it loose. Its not a bomb, he shouted, ex- calming reassuring gesture.
amining it. The force field above the palace Purest bluff, he announced. Two
would have detonated it if it was. Its a men against millions of secret police, against
message tube. seventy-five totally secured planets, against
He removed the screw-cap top and all our planes and armies!
brought out a scroll and a piece of paper. Taking the papers from the limp grip of
Taking the scroll first, he read it out to the the renegade, he laughed again, then began to
small group who had gathered around, curi- rip the papers to shreds. Well, good luck
ous. to them. he finished sarcastically, dropping
Proclamation. The Congress of the the strips to the floor with exaggerated con-
Loyal Officers of the People hereby de- tempt.
poses Xenu as Supreme Ruler What the His audience let out a sigh of relief,
bloody blastick is this? The renegade then they also broke into laughter.
glanced briefly up at Xenu whos face was
going ominously black, then continued to
read the scroll. and orders him to sur-
CHAPTER SIXTEEN
render for MASS MURDER. What the Very alone, very small against the vast
? Its signed by Mish and Rawl! reaches of the Galaxy, a single Interceptor
Fingers fumbling, he grasped the second hung suspended. In its fuselage, four people
sheet of paper. Voice growing hoarse, he were in various stages of getting into space
read that, too, aloud. Xenu, copies of this garments. Oxygen masks and parachutes
proclamation are being dropped on streets were to hand, ready to be donned.
of every planet. I advise you to surrender Rawl paused and looked up. you
peacefully Hey, whats this nut Rawl dont have to do this, Lady Min. Youve
think hes doing? already done enough wed never have
Horrified, the renegade gaped around known what this was all about without
wildly, as if expecting Rawl to leap out you.
from somewhere and shoot him down. She kept right on getting dressed, her
Hes dead. Every Loyal Officer is dead! soft mouth set into a line of determination
The assembly began to mutter. Xenu as she pulled a safe-seal suit over her khaki
stalked over to Chi in a cold fury. Grabbing outfit.
the latters coat lapels, he yanked them hard Ap, already dressed for space and
and spat into his face. How many Inter- scared stiff of the action ahead, stared at
ceptor Bases did you leave untouched? He Lady Min. If only she wasnt going, then he
yanked again. wouldnt have to go either. Oh lord!
Chi, nearly choking, his body turned Continuing to buckle his parachute
into a lump of quivering jelly, could only straps, Rawl smiled approvingly. He
stammer. O-only only Mish. Th there glanced out through a port. Well, here it is.
was a sh ship seen leaving the Earth b Were over Alpha Centauri Planet Two,
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Cronjin. Its the least populated and a long hand dived for his gun, but too late. Before
way from Home Planet. He laughed deri- he could even draw it, a green ribbon of
sively. The idiots took out all the Galactic flame cut into him. He staggered, eyes wide,
bases including this one so theres no and crumpled to the floor.
chance of being bombed theyve got no Rawl propped his rifle up against the
bombers we cant handle. Were going to wall and, eyes rapidly studying the console,
parachute in on the night side while our pi- began removing his space suit.
lot flies cover. Behind him, Mish had stopped in the
Finishing the last buckle, he reached out doorway, rifle held ready, standing sentinel
and took a rifle from a wall peg. Keep to- over the staircase. Breathless from the run,
gether, he instructed, checking the blas- Lady Min and Ap brushed past Mish and
ters load, guide in on me closely. entered the room.
Up to the aisle, the pilot called back to Typically female, Lady Min produced
Mish. About thirty-five seconds to tar- a compact mirror and fluffed out her hair.
get. Critically appraising her reflection, she got
Mish gave the pilot a thumbs-up sign. out her lipstick.
When were gone, keep alert to cover us. If Having seen the dead secret policeman,
we make it, well radio you where to land. Ap was in no mood for seeing to his own
He stepped forward into the airlock, waving appearance. He eyed the body queasily, and
an arm for the rest to follow. decided to put it out of sight and mind.
Rawl sealed the door behind them and Holding his heaving stomach in check,
glanced at the safety board. The red light he picked up the dead mans feet and
had turned green. He opened the outer door dragged him off into a corner.
and spun off into space. Meanwhile, Rawl had completed the
Ap was the last to jump. Hanging back removal of his space garments. Pulling his
at the threshold, he stared down in awe- cap from his pocket, he put it on and
struck horror. With much misgiving, he moved over to the panel board. Naming
squeezed his eyes shut, pulled himself to- them as he went, he threw a number of lev-
gether, and stepped out. ers. Planetary News Media, home televi-
The four landed in rapid succession on sion interrupt, Planetary Army Headquar-
the spaceport pavement. In the distance, a ters, radio emergency interrupt, all Planet
mass of lights denoted a city. To their im- Alert System, theater screens
mediate left, a building bristled with anten- The circuits clicked and whirred as they
nae and red beacons the Communications went open. A regiment of TV monitor
Center for the planet. screens leapt to life with Rawls image.
Rawl ripped open his harness buckle Making a conscious effort to calm him-
and, unslinging his rifle as he went, made a self, he drew a deep breath. He was on the
dash towards the building. Reaching the air. Putting a cubical mike into position, he
stairs, he took them two at a time. He was commenced speaking. People of Cronjin, I
halfway up them before Mish started up am Rawl, Speaker of the Congress of Loyal
behind him. Officers of the People, the ruling body of
Inside, a secret policeman was flopped the Galactic Confederation
down in a chair reading a girlie magazine. Lounging in a downtown bar, the Cron-
Hearing footsteps coming up the stairs, jin Secret Police General visibly jumped
he jumped to his feet and spun around. His when Rawl appeared on the TV behind the
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counter. Slamming down his drink, heedless tered to himself. He turned and shouted
of the slopping alcohol, he snatched a port- Orderly!
able radio from his coat pocket. An orderly came running up. The staff
Xenu has been deposed, contin- Officers began pulling transceivers from
ued Rawls voice from the TV, the secret their belts and leapt into action as their
police disbanded. Xenu is being sought for Commanding General issued a stream of
trial for the destruction of the Planet Earth, decisive orders.
murder of populations On a sidewalk, a crowd had gathered.
The Secret Police General barked into Staring up at a public address system
his radio. All police! Go to Cronjin Plane- speaker, they were intent on what Rawl
tary Communications Center, airfield. At was saying.
once! Casting a last venomous glare at the Your own bomber base did not blow
TV, he swung about and stalked from the up because of terrorists as you were
barroom. told..Xenu blew it up and every other Ga-
A couple of teenagers were watching lactic base in an effort to destroy the power
what they called the boob-tube. The pro- of the Loyal Officers and Congress. You are
grams had been so boring lately, nothing but safe, therefore, from any retaliation from
lectures and dramas of militaristic nature. Home Planet. The sky above you is guarded
Half-dozing, they jerked awake when Rawl by us
came on. One of them beckoned urgently The crowd in the street shifted, angry.
for the rest of his friends and family to by the authority of the Congress l
come over to the screen. Clustered around therefore call on you to rise, smash the se-
the set, they listened avidly to their long- cret police and restore lawful government to
term hero. this planet!
Many of your own people were re- At Rawls last words, the crowd surged
cently rounded up. They were transported forward, snarling. One of them, ordinarily a
to Earth and murdered there by atomic fire. peaceful citizen but now a ferocious mob
You have been told that recent measures leader inflamed by what he had heard,
were taken to combat a crime wave. That leaped up onto a balustrade and began
crime wave was Xenu! shouting directions.
Flanked by his staff officers, hastily Listening to the wailing sirens, Mish
summoned and still buttoning on their blue braced himself against the door. A fleet of
and white jackets, the Commanding General secret police cars were coming, hurtling
of the Cronjin Planetary Army stood across the airfield.
tensely watching his office TV set. Rawls Rawl glanced out the window. Curtly
words were filling the room. signalling Ap over to him, he spoke again
In addition to the entire population of into the mike. You can and must win!
Planet Earth, Xenu also rounded up and had Shoving the mike into Aps resistive
murdered the entire Ninth Army because it hands, Rawl grabbed his rifle, dashed
sought to carry out the lawful orders of through the door and along the outside plat-
Congress and resisted the formation of a form. He dropped down to use the parapet
police state for cover and raised his gun over the edge.
The Commanding Generals face hard- Shivering uncontrollably, Ap tried to
ened as he nodded grimly. He knew it. So gather his scattered wits. All he wanted to
thats why they dont answer up, he mut- be was a thousand miles away. Steeling
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himself bravely, he stepped into the path of up onto the flatbed. No, no! He was
the television scanner and raised the mike. shouting, motioning for the men to desist.
Ladies and gentlemen, people of Cronjin, Dont destroy the Communications Cen-
you have just heard an emergency an- ter. Well need it in a few minutes to tell the
nouncement by Commander Rawl population they are dead and we are in con-
Outside, the first of the armored cars trol!
had skidded to a halt, and secret policemen He sprang off the truck and ran to di-
were leaping out. Rawl aimed and fired, rect a small arms attack. At his command,
Ap jumped as the blast echoed through the lines of secret policemen threw themselves
room. down and commenced discharging arcs of
Desperately telling himself that he was flame towards the Center.
perfectly safe, and that he was, after all, a Lying prone over the doorsill, enemy
publicity agent and so should be able to do fire chewing the frame above him, Mish re-
something as simple as talk on the radio, he turned his own staccato shots of fire.
forced himself to continue. Loyal Offi- Ducked down, Lady Min crawled over
cer, Speaker of Congress. And if youre to where Ap valiantly continued his address
going do do anything, he swallowed a to the populace. This field, he was say-
gulp, you better do it now and fast. The ing, is swarming with secret police. He
secret police are piling into this airfield like closed his eyes and muttered a short prayer.
an avalanche Right now were going to find out if the
The burst of flame from Rawls rifle hit people of Cronjin are friends of murderers
the car. Chock-full of ammunition, the vehi- and oppressors!
cle was a deadly weapon. As he spoke, two vanloads of renegade
This same attribute was also its only forces arrived. By far more deadly than the
Achilles heel. It detonated in a scintillating secret police. Scrambling out, the renegades
flash of white and scarlet. Caught flat- hit the ground at dead runs and made for the
footed, its crew went up with the car. staircase leading to the control room.
Jerking his head down, Ap wailed. Noticing Lady Mins frantic gestures,
People of Cronjin, where are you? We he gave in to her plea. And so I give you
need help! Lady Min, eyewitness to the planning of
The second of the cars pulled up short. Xenu and destruction of Earth. And he
Jumping out, the Secret Police General sur- thankfully handed her the mike.
veyed the scene. Hell! One unit lost al- The first of the renegades were pound-
ready. He about-faced and started directing ing up the stairs. Mish, ready for it, let
the arriving forces into combat positions. them come to within a few feet of him be-
Ap stole a glance out the window and fore cutting loose with his blast gun. The
turned sickly pale. He could count two, leading renegades fell back, smashing into
five no, ten trucks! And all unloading se- the ones behind, creating a confused tangle
cret police. Future zero! of falling and thrashing men.
A flatbed truck with a mounted artil- Lady Min glanced back at the door.
lery piece, joined the crowd. Its gun crew Spotlights! Composing herself, she turned
started training the gun on the dome of the back to the mike. People of Cronjin, this
Center. may be your last chance to attain freedom,
The Secret Police General elbowed his she began, close to tears. Dear God
way through his rushing men and jumped where were the people of Cronjin?
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Rawl cursed as his gun clicked emptily. side, Lady Min risked a peek over the win-
He thrust the last charge he had into the dowsill. Seeing the change of circumstances,
breech and resumed firing. If the cavalry she jumped to her feet, face radiant. Thank
dont come soon, they wouldnt stand a the stars! Victory! she cried. People of
chance. Not a damned chance. He should Cronjin, you are free, free, free!
never have let Lady Min come either. Grit- Rawl and Mish grinned at each other.
ting his teeth he smashed down another Dangling their rifles, they went to stand by
renegade with a sharp burst of flare. the shredded door to greet the approaching
By the flatbed, the determined Secret Army General and his officers.
Police General looked on through slitted Catching sight of Rawl, the Army Gen-
eyes. Hearing a throbbing from behind, he eral rushed forward and firmly shook his
whirled around. Seeing nothing, he hit a hand. So I finally get to meet the famous
switch on the trucks side and a spotlight Rawl!
stabbed out into the dark. Mish gestured, Shall we go inside?
The General froze in shock as the light They did so, Ap clearing some battered
revealed four blue and white army tanks chairs out of their way.
rumbling towards him, gun snouts depress- Lady Min had stopped speaking and
ing into firing positions as they came. held the mike toward the conferring group,
Fanned out behind the tanks, a flock of volume up.
carrier trucks were pulling up, soldiers A sudden commotion at the door made
pouring over their sides. them turn. A group of officers with a
A ragged battle cry reached the Gen- shackled civilian in their midst crowded in.
erals ears. Remember the Ninth Army! One of the officers gently pushed the
Remember the Ninth Army! civilian forward. Look what we have here!
Stationed in a tank turret, the Com- The man was middle-aged, he held his
manding General of the Cronjin Planetary head up proudly as another officer tried out
Army glared at the secret police maneuvers various keys on his shackled wrists. The
ahead. His face set into harsh lines, his officer who had spoken explained further,
voice severe, he snapped an order into a noting Rawl s raised eyebrow. We got him
radio unit. Fire low so as not to hit the out of the police barracks dungeon. The
Communications Center. Attack at once! Civil Governor of Cronjin!
Together, the tanks fired huge sprays One of his hands successfully un-
of blue-white flame. shackled, the Governor extended it to Rawl.
A secret police car, hit, leaped into the Shaking his hand, Rawl studied the
air. A group of trucks vanished as such, be- man, liking what he saw. Can I count on
coming blazing pyres instead. The flatbed you and the General here to get this planet
truck burst asunder. mopped up and in order?
As yet unaware of the ravages behind The Governor and Army General
them, the front lines of secret policemen beamed with enthusiasm. Indeed so! they
still exchanged shot with the Center. Then, chorused.
a few seemed to sense that all was not well. Mish and Ap had gone over to the con-
As they rose to turn back, a wave of sol- sole behind Lady Min. Looking as if he
diers hit them, screaming Remember the were about to faint, Ap collapsed against
Ninth Army! the panel and wiped his face on his sleeve.
Hearing the stepped up turmoil out- That was tombstone close!
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Mish shrugged. One down and sev- along behind, rope round his neck in prepa-
enty-four planets to go. ration for his predetermined execution.
Ap was horrified. Seventy-four more Spica: The mob had a bearded psychia-
like these? trist down on the floor. One of them jabbed
him repeatedly with a hypo, yelling: Let
s see how you like it!
Beta Centauri: A dead secret policeman
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
was sprawled across the console in the
Through the Interceptors windscreen,
communications center of Planet Two, a
the stars seemed like a chain of diamonds
butcher knife in his back. Beside him, a
against a backdrop of black velvet.
wounded renegade screamed into a mike.
In the pilot seat, mike in hand, Rawl
Home Planet, Home Planet. The people of
broadcasted a rallying message.
Beta Centauri Two have risen in revolt. We
People of the Galactic Confederation,
are pinned down, outnumbered His
fight on! We have wrested thirty planets
scream rose even higher as the room ex-
from the unlawful control of Xenu. Every-
ploded with a deafening, sonorous crash of
where populations are in revolt. The meas-
thunder.
ures of personal income tax, enforced identi-
Insurrection against the oppressors
fication, illegal entries and violations of pri-
spread like wildfire across the Galaxy.
vacy by the secret police have inflamed
Bit by bit, the secret police, renegade
peoples everywhere.
forces and officials loyal to Xenu were
Xenu in his stronghold on Home
beaten down and crushed, their headquar-
Planet receives little news to cheer him
ters smashed.
And revolt they did.
And the mutineers revelled in each vic-
Anchar: The Personal Income Tax Bu-
tory, spurred on to greater acts of rebellion
reau headquarters was particularly hated. A
by each success.
band of civilian saboteurs slipped in by
night and planted charges in key locations.
And it was blown ski-high.
Betelgeuse: A secret policeman was CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
standing at the identity computers, feeding A chart was spread across an aisle table
in the unverified data. He didnt care what it in Rawls Interceptor. Consulting it was
said, just so long as there was stuff there. Rawl himself, Mish, Lady Min and Ap.
He had heard rumors about an impending Rawl slapped down his pencil and
revolt no problem. The secret police could stretched his cramped limbs. Sooner or
handle. later they will get their wits working and
Then, three civilians, armed with auto- start to use the Home Planet bombers to
matic blast guns burst in, their leader retaliate.
shouting To hell with your false reports! Intent on oiling his pistol, Mish nodded
And the policeman, computers and all, absently. Hed discussed this with Rawl
vanished in a flash of fire. last night.
Pollux: An angry pack of rebels were Ap darted his gaze from Rawl to Mish,
dragging a secret policeman along by his then back to Rawl again. Bombers! What
foot. They had a kangaroo court ready and this meant he didnt know, but it must be
waiting for him and the renegade they had bad news.
captured and whom they had stumbling
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Rawl drew his pistol and checked its dashing up them himself.
load. Jerking his head towards Mish, he Their backs to the hallway on the left
moved off in the direction of the palace. of the bannister, neither saw an office door
Come on, Mish. surreptitiously open. Nor did they see a
Aroused from his meditations, Arn grey-green uniformed man sneak out and
made a grab at Rawl in alarm; No! take aim.
But they were off, crouching low. The shot caught Mish on the side of his
Creeping alongside of them was a driverless head. A look of amazement on his face, he
armored car, pushed by a couple of civilian jerked once and, weapon flying into the air,
police, to protect them from fire. A splatter he fell backwards rolling over and over as he
of red glanced off the top of the car without toppled down the stairs.
doing harm. Rawls face went white as stunned, he
Deciding the least he could do was keep watched Mish fall. Then, whirling around,
the enemy busy, Arn shouted to his men: he saw a door down the corridor bang shut.
All troops, rapid fire at palace windows! Running furiously towards it, he cut
Pulled up in front of the buildings loose a blast of fire and the door buckled
arched portals, Rawl and Mish knelt in back inward. Kicking the smoking door aside, he
of the cars fenders. Keeping his eyes on entered the room, gun held ready. He swept
Mishs face, Rawl drew a coin from his his eyes across the room. Cowering by the
pocket and flipped it. desk were two secret policemen. A third
Heads, chose Mish. was getting to his feet, having been knocked
Rawl didnt even look at the coin or down by the door, and was bringing his rifle
show it to Mish. I lost, he stated, cutting around.
short Mishs protests by sprinting off to- Though Rawl was still in shock from
wards the palace steps. Red streaks of the loss of Mish, his reflexes were lightning
flame ripped at the cement around him, but quick. Instinctively almost, he blasted the
still he ran on. man with the rifle down and turned his
Mish swore. Seeing someone about to blazing gun on the other two men. And he
shoot at Rawl from a window, he rapidly kept on firing long after the secret police-
aimed and fired. The mans gun, hit, ex- men were dead.
ploded in his hands. He checked himself, the fury clearing
Mish turned anxiously back to watch from his mind. Stepping out into the hall-
Rawl dart through the palace doors. Hell! way, he looked down over the bannister at
He wasnt going to let Rawl go in there the crumpled form lying at the bottom of
alone! He upped and dashed off to catch up the stairs.
with Rawl. For a moment only he allowed grief to
Inside, Rawl paused to spray the hall tear through him. Mish had been his best
with shot. Spotting a shadowy figure on a friend. Damn, damn, damn! Then, grimly
balcony, he brought his gun to bear and determined, he moved down the corridor.
fired. In the street, Lady Min had joined
He started as someone raced past him General Arn by the tank. Her face white
and made for the stairs. Seeing it was Mish, with strain, she stared at the palace, clasp-
he smiled not surprised. Staying below to ing and unclasping her hands in nervous
cover him, Rawl waited until Mish had tension. Oh lord! Let him come out alive
reached the head of the staircase before Bootbeats echoing, Rawl strode down
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the hall. He passed door after door until he Just as Rawls boot connected with his
arrived at the last one, slightly more orna- hand, sending the pistol spinning up into
mental than the rest, its plaque announced it the air, it discharged harmlessly.
to be Xenus office. Scooping it up from where it bounced
He reached out his hand, tentatively back onto the floor, Rawl tossed the pistol
touched the doorknob. he turned it. Then, to the far end of the room.
he savagely kicked the door open and His attempted suicide foiled, and all
lunged through. weapons removed from his vicinity, Xenu
At first glance, the room seemed bare. flopped down in despair. Whoresons! He
Red velvet drapes hung askew, red carpet was lost, lost, lost.
littered with paper and discarded weapons, Casting a withering glance at Xenu,
the massive black desk was smothered in Rawl moved over to the window and shat-
scatters of files. tered the glass with his pistol butt.
Rawl took this all in in a flash, then Reversing his gun so as to keep his
brought his gaze to rest on the floor under prisoners covered, Rawl leaned out the
the window. There slumped down, were window and waved his cap to the people
five men. Rawl walked slowly, cautiously below. Theyre alive!
even, towards them. The crowd roared in approval. Lady
Stopping before them, Rawl regarded Min, tears of relief streaming down her oth-
the five men with contempt. Zel was white- erwise glowingly beautiful face, waved back
faced with fear; Chi was panting his hand frantically, trying to catch Rawls eye.
raised to ward off imagined horrors; Sty lay Car horns and church bells joined in the
stiffly as if he were one of his own patients, uproar. Rejoicing spread through the city at
or victims rather; Chu the banker would not the news of victory. As one, the crowds
meet Rawls eyes, concentrating as he was burst through the barricades and surged,
on not vomiting from total shattering terror; yelling in jubilation, towards the palace.
and lastly, Xenu he was slightly more The joy of the moment was infectious.
composed than the rest. Rawl smiled to himself as he Looked down
Rawls lip curled. Well here they were. at the tumult below. Seeing Lady Min there,
The kingpins. Not so brave now, but his grin widened and he blew her a kiss.
werent all criminals basically cowards at
heart?
Praying Rawl wouldnt notice, Xenu CHAPTER TWENTY
obliquely eyed the floor by his right hand.
General Arn was talking with Rawl in
A blast pistol lay there invitingly. He crept
his office. Nearby, flashy in his loud new
his hand toward it, keeping a close watch on
clothes, Ap was fidgeting. Lady Min, beau-
Rawl as he frisked down the other four.
tifully groomed and poised, gazed adoringly
Closer and closer crept Xenus hand.
up at Rawl through long lashes.
Still Rawl hadnt noticed
Rawl put a hand on the Generals arm.
With a sudden movement, Xenu
Theres a lot to be done. Can you nomi-
grabbed the pistol. Out of the corner of his
nate some of your people as Loyal Offi-
eye, Rawl saw this and spun around,
cers?
swinging his foot at the same time.
Yes, the General affirmed. And if I
Jamming the gun against his right tem-
were you I would take the two top classes
ple, Xenu squeezed the trigger
of the Loyal Officer Academy, commission
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them at once and put them up for election things on planet Earth:
by the people. Zel former Chief of Secret Police
Rawl nodded, then a frown marked his Earth, Sty head of the Psychiatric Associa-
face. It wont, he added gloomily, be the tions, Chi former head of the Department
same operating without Mish. of Justice, Chu former head of the Galac-
As he spoke, the door flew open and tic Bank, and Xenu deposed Supreme
Mish, heavily bandaged and grinning madly, Ruler
entered on crutches. That, he laughed, is The judge paused for breath, then con-
one problem you wont have to feed into tinued, his voice taking on an even more
the computer! somber tone. are hereby sentenced to be
Rawl looked as if he was seeing an ap- exhibited on every planet to the popula-
parition. Mish? Alive? Recovering from the tions of each planet and then imprisoned in
initial shock, he whooped in delight and a mountain sustained for eons by life-
rushed over to clap him on his good arm. supports.
Youll never know, pardner, he said, Such is the judgement of this court, of
how pleased I am to see you! the Congress, of the offended peoples of
Lady Min and Ap also swooped down the great Confederation and the moral na-
on Mish trying to hug him and be careful of tures of all decent men.
his wounds at the same time. Is there anything the felons would care
Hey, watch it! exclaimed Mish in to say?
mock protest. His question was met by silence. The
The Congressional Hall echoed as the bankers nervous giggle didnt count.
black-robed judge, seated in the place once The Judge, with some asperity, rapped
occupied by Xenu, rapped his gave! his gavel to silence the banker. He frowned
Two other judges flanked him. Many severely. Such is the fate of those who
more were seated below him in a long tier. would form a police state and such it has
The vast rows of chairs were empty, ever been.
save those occupied by a stern-faced Rawl, He rapped his gavel three more times to
a black-veiled Lady Min and a bandaged signal the conclusion of the proceedings.
Mish. The sentence was carried out meticu-
Heavily guarded, Xenu, Chi, Zel, Sty lously.
and Chu faced their tribune, awaiting sen- The criminals were displayed in glass
tence. encased locomotives that travelled the face
Broadcasting the trial, a newsman and of every planet in the Confederation.
an audio assistant rolled the TV camera At each station, the trains would halt,
around on its crane support. met by angry, indignant crowds. Among the
The chief judge looked down gravely on bands of citizens were some more bold than
the criminals before him. Having been duly the rest. These displayed their hatred and
and carefully tried under the authority of utter contempt for the felons with tangible
Congress, the following persons are found expressions in the form of eggs, tomatoes
guilty of attempting to form a police state, and other such objects, pelted pell-mell at
extorting personal taxes, of instigating re- the carriages.
volt, high treason against the state, willful The prisoners reacted in various ways.
and malicious mass murder of populations Chi merely stared out the windows, eyes
and the destruction of the people and all wide and vacant as he slowly went insane.
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Sty took to muttering Freudian style doctor, having finished the wrists, began to
phrases to himself in an attempt to occupy put two prongs around Xenus throat.
himself with things other than his horror of Wetting his dry, cracked lips, Xenu
the fate in store for him. Chu lost a great looked up at the doctor, some terror show-
deal of weight, becoming less piggy, but still ing in his glazed eyes. These devices keep
maintaining his habit of twist-twisting his one alive forever?
rings. Zel became a manic-depressive, and Dont talk, snapped the doctor.
indulged in paroxysms of deep melancholia A guard stepped forward. Dont talk
followed by fits of glee. to the prisoner!
And Xenu Xenu just sat and sagged, Despairing, Xenu rolled his eyes. How
head in his hands. long is forever?
Their grand tour over at last, they were No one answered, no one knew.
taken to a solitary mountain that brooded Completing their tasks, the doctors be-
over a barren plain. gan to pull out. Guards moved away from
A cluster of blue and white trucks were the tables. They filed out one by one, leav-
parked around a tunnel entrance that led ing only the electrician and one guard in
into the heart of the mountain. Nearby, a company with the prisoners.
milling crowd of civilians and soldiers were Rapidly, the remaining two gave the ta-
scattered about. A military band played bles and wirings a final check. The prisoners
funeralistic music, slow in beat and low in lay inert but awake. The banker and psy-
pitch. chiatrist stared wretchedly at the exit, small
Accompanied by his TV and radio and more desirable than life, at the end of
broadcasting equipment, a newsman was the long tunnel. Zel started to laugh hysteri-
keeping up a steady commentary. We are cally. Chi looked around, vacant-eyed. And
standing here on the desolate slopes of Xenu gazed blankly, torment-torn, at the
Mount Xenu on Planet Tawn. This is the ceiling.
mountain named for him in the days of un- Satisfied all was in order, the electrician
holy power when he planned his criminal and guard also began to depart. Swinging the
course of destruction. It was designated, copper-grated door shut behind them, they
possibly with bitterness, as the final place walked the length of the tunnel.
of imprisonment. Officers of the Court are Reaching the final exit, the electrician
completing switched the lights off, and the guards
Inside the mountain was a grotto carved banged the heavy steel door shut.
out of the living stone. A blue-overalled Inside, the prisoners were bathed in
electrician was connecting up sheets of darkness. And the screaming began
copper plating that lined the room. Alert The newscaster buttonholed the electri-
guards stood about. Cables and wires lay in cian. How long, he asked, thrusting the
heaps on the copper sheathed floor. Several mike forward, will the power last to con-
white-coated doctors and their attendants tinue their life-supports?
worked busily around a semicircle of hospi- Turning in some impatience, the electri-
tal-style tables on which the prisoners, cian shrugged. About seventy-four million
strapped down, were lying. years, I think, possibly more. Long
Xenu was staring dully upwards as one enough.
doctor fastened tubes to his wrists and an- Piqued at this laconic reply, the news-
other fastened them to his ankles. The first caster looked around for another prospec-
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let it act to antagonize and alienate the peo- After a time, he stood up. Seeing his
ple. To that degree Congress betrayed the boss rise, Jedgar also got to his feet, thank-
people who elected and trusted them. ful to get going. He knew this business was
He looked down and raised a hand to terribly important, and that much was at
tick off a finger as he made each point. Be- stake but all he could think of was his
fore the other planets are also destroyed, dinner and the race tonight. And he had a
Congress has got to reform the school sys- mighty big bone to pick with that Benny
tem so -they stop teaching kids they are the Dip
animals. Then it has to get the police to re- Thoughtfully, the president walked
alize they are responsible for public safety, towards the locked doors that led from the
not just nabbing people they dont like. room, Jedgar trailing behind, anxious to be
Congress will have to pass a bill abolishing gone.
the whole evil fraud of psychiatry. Con- On the steps outside the science build-
gress has to eradicate the executive branch ing, a cluster of newsmen and photogra-
as it is and organize one with far less phers had gathered. They had been waiting
power. an awfully long time.
Rawl gazed intensely into the camera As the huge portals opened, their des-
lens, as if willing a result of duplication and ultory talk ceased abruptly. They looked
action to occur if, when, Earth ever was re- up expectantly as the president and his
born, re-civilized. sidekick, czar of all US police, appeared to
Do not attempt to form another police be instantly hit by a barrage of clamorous
state for then your planet will die again. questions and popping flashbulbs.
The mistakes of the past were ours. What was it? yelled a reporter.
The future is yours. Mr. President began another.
With that, Rawl essayed an easy salute. And another reporter Was it some an-
A stray wind blew a wisp of yellow cient civilization?
fog between Rawl and the capsule and the Loud and clear above the others, one
screen went blank. reporter could be heard. Was it a time cap-
sule?
The president looked down at the re-
porters. They were obviously awaiting
EPILOGUE
some kind of answer. Well, hed give em
Stunned, the president and his head cop
one. He smiled slowly, eyes veiling.
could only stare at the blank screen as the
Waving his hands for silence, he spoke
capsules panel doors slowly swung shut.
in a jocular tone of voice. Sorry to disap-
Through the window, the sun was set-
point. It was just a piece of old World War
ting on Washington the fair, Washington the
II junk. Just scrap metal, gentlemen. Just
beautiful.
scrap metal.
And still they just sat. The head of Na-
Turning his head a little, the president
tional Police vacant-eyed; the president
exchanged a sly, conspiratorial glance with
pensive, trying to gather his scattered wits.
his Chief of National Police.
The president considered the conse-
Jedgar, catching on and approving
quences of this capsules contents became
whole-heartedly, smiled back a bit evilly,
public knowledge. He shuddered at the idea.
slightly twisted.
All his plans, all his power he shook his
No one would ever know
head to disband such awful notions.
REVOLT IN THE STARS 71
THE END