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: YOUNG" PRINCE VIOLENT OF DRULE WHO ASPIRETH TO &ECOMETH A KNlGHTETH AT-ETH KINGETH
ARTHURETH ROUTH... RATH...THOOTH...PTOOEY/.AT KING ARTHUR'S ROUNP TABLE, WHILES AWAY THE TIME
IN GREAT FUN AT THE SPORT OF MOCK COMSAT/... WITH DULL- EDGED WOODEN SWORPS ANP PAPPEP
DOUBLETS, PRINCE VIOLENT/ IN GREAT FUN A N P SPORT... SCORES A BLOW IN FUN UPON HIS GOOP_
FRlENP ANP HAS SO MUCH FUN/... BOY WHAT FUN/... F U N / WOW/... F U N /
...BUT IF ONE LOOKS CLOSELY ...ONE SEES BY THE WAYS HE ...FOR THE YOUNS MAN'S HEART IS
AT THE PRINCE WHO IS TROOP- LANP5 ON HIS TOES INSTEAD FILLEP WITH OTHER. LONGINGS/..,
ING SPORTINGLY ON HIS FALLEN O F HIS HEELS... THE HEELS W/TH YES...THE LONGINGS THAT USUALLY
FRIENP, ONE SEES THAT HE IS THE VTAPS.'..THAT HIS HEART IS FILL A YOUNG MAN'S HEART WHEN
NOT HAPPY! NOT WITH THIS 6REAT SPORT f WINTER TURN5 TO SPRING...
a ...A VISION OF A BEAUTIFUL GIRL NAMED ALOTA/
...YES... IN SPRING HIS YOUNG MAN'S FANCY TURNS.
OF COURSE, TO HIS BUTTERFLY COLLECTION WHICH AND OF LONG GOLDEN HAIR SHE HAS ALOTA/...
HE HOPETH TO COMPLETE THIS SPRING/ THEN ^ THIS IS THE WOMAN OF PRINCE .VIOLENTS PREAMS
-*! AS THE PRINCE LEAPETH C TO STOfAPEJH) T O O AND IN A MOMENT, HE TRYETH TO PURSUETH, BUT
HK5H...HE IS SMITTEN By A VISION AND A CEILING / HE (SETS STUCKETH/
HE
ALAS...HIS LANCE POE5 NOT FIT ...ANP PRINCE VIOLENT HAS BARELY ...THAT PULLS HORSE ANP RIPER
5IPEWAYS THROUGH THE FORTCULIS/ LEFT THE CASTLE OF HIS FATHER BACKWARPS/'INDEED, THIS IS
ANP WHEN HE FINALLY FIGURES IT WHEN HIS TROUBLES BEGIN.'.,. WITCHCRAFT,' VIOL THINKS T O
OUT ANP TRAMPS ACROSS THE PRAW- HE IS CAUGHT WITH HIS STEED" HIMSELF/ CWELL CALL HIM xVIOL'
BRIPGE. THE MAIDEN IS GONETH/ IN THE GRIP OF SOME FORCE.., OR 'VILE7 FOR SHORT/)
...HOWEVER, THE VALIANT MOUNT CLAWS HIS ...BUT A MOMENT LATER ...QUIETLY PONDERING
WAY TO THE END O F THE BRIDGE... BUT SOME AMIPST THE STENCH OF THE MOAT... VIOL SEES
SORCERY HAS TAKEN AWAY THE LAND AND, A S IT IS NEITHER SPIRITS NOR WITCHCRAFT BUT
VIOL FALLS HE THINKS 'THIS IS THE WORK OF SPIRITS MERELY THE SLANTED DRAWBRIDGE WHICH HATH
...INTOXICATING SPIRITS X PRANK BEFORE X LEFT'/ RISETH BYACCIDENTETH WHILE HE WAS ON-ETH/
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...PRINCE VIOLENT SETS OUT IN THE PIRECTION THAT ...ANP IT IS ONLY WHEN HE HAS SKIPPED OVER,
HAS BEEN POINTETH BY THE MAN WHOSE HEAP HAS AL50 ANP SWEPT THE HAIR TO HIS LIPS... IT IS ONLY
BEEN POINTETH/...AFTER MANY WEARY PAYS O F THEN THAT THE BURRS, THE UNWASHEP SMELL,
JOURNEYING, VIOL'S HEART LEAPS AS HE CATCHES THE LITTLE MOVING THINGS TELL HIM THAT THIS IS
A GLIMPSE OF LONG GOLPEN HAIR/... ALOTA/ NOT A MAIPEN'S HAIR BUT A WARRIOR'S BEARD/
VIKINGS... FIERCE SEA RCVERS ...ALL CONCERNEP ARE EQUALLY ...IT IS CLEAR. THIS IS A NEW
FROM THE NORTH... WARRIORS SHOCKED ANP THEY STANC? HELMET... THE WINGS NOT
WITH WINGEP HELMETS/.. VIOL LIKE STATUES/NOTHING MOVES QUITE P E A P / IF NO O N E
GRASPS HIS SINGING SWORP
BY THE HAFT.. J O STOP ITS SINGING/
BUT THE WINGS ON THE VIKING
CHIEF'S HELMET/
k MAKES A MOVE, THE CHIEF
WILL LOSE A VERY RNE HELMET.'
> VIOL REACTS SWIFTLY ANP IN ONE SMOOTH MOTION, ...AFTER TWELVE SHOTS, THAT IS.'... VIOL'S NEAT
V
PRAWS ARROW FROM QUIVER...PROPS ARROW... > SHOT PROPS THE HELMET/ HE PICKS UP THE HEL-
_ PICKS UP ARROW... PROPS B O W . . , P R O P S MET ANP PROPS THE QUIVER... PICKS UP QUIVER...
PROPS HELMET ANP BOW... PICKS UP BOW...PROP5
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ARROW... PICKS UP BOW... PROPS QUIVER...PICKS U P 3
STUFF ANP 5MOOTHLY SKEWERS THE HELMET... OUIVER, HELMET, BOW, ARROW, CHAII^ MAIL, PANTS...
WHEN VIOL SHOWETH THEM HOW WHEN HUNS S E E HUNS HE WHEN VIOL SEES IN BACK OF A
HE HACK HUNS... HALF TAKE HACK,, MANY TAKE REFUGE BOULPER,THE LAST HUN... HOW
REFUSE BEHINP THE STURPIEST BEHINP A HUGE STURPY O A K / HUN HIPES HACK, HE HACK HIM
SHIELP AMONGST THEM/...VIOL, BUT VIOL, HE HACK THEM HUNS HOW HE HACK... HALF...HE...HE.
HE HACK THROUGH SHIELP/ SAME A S HOW HE HACK HALF/ HOO HEE...HOO HOO HEEHEE...
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VIOL SHEATHES HIS FABULOU5 SWORP IN ITS OR- SHE GOETH INSIPE ANP VIOL, ATTEMPTING TO FOLLOW,
NATE, ENCRUSTEP SCABBARP... ITS ORNATE,CRUP EN- IS BARREP BY A WELL-MEANING KNISHT, WHO CHAL-
| CRUSTEP SCABBARD, ANP WHILE STRIKING A HEROIC POSTURE LENGES VIOL BY THE TIME-HONOREP CUSTOM OF
ON A CONVENIENT WINDBLOWN SUMMIT, HE SEE5 KING ARTHUR'S TAKING OFF HIS HEAVY, STEEL GAUNTLETEP, RIVETEP,
CAS7ZEANDTHE FAIR MAIP ALOTA HURRYING TOWARDS IT.' IRON BOUNP GLOVE ANP THROWING IT TO THE GROUNP'
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GAME WHILE STILL AHEAD/... THEN HETURNETH PUB VIOL KNIGHT/... UNFORTUNATELY, HE USETH
T O VIOL WHO IS IN TYPICAL HEROIC POSTURE/ EDGE OF SWORD INSTEAD O F FLAT...
...SPLITTING THE KNEELING FIGURE BEFORE HIM FINALLY HE CORNERETH ANP ASKETH HER WHY
IN TWAIN/HOWEVER., THE KNEELING FIGURE IS THE SHE HATH RUNNETH AWAY ALL THE TIME, ANP A S
BOOT-BLACK WHO KNEELETH TO POLISH THE IF HIS HAIRY CHEST, BRISTLING THROUGH HIS
KINGS BOOTS/... HAPPILY, VIOL HATH CAUGHT BATTLE TORN GARMENTS HATH GIVEN HER THE
SIGHT OF THE SHY MAIPEN, ALOTA, AND PURSUETH / ANSWER, SHE WHIPPETH OUT A S C I S S O R . . .
...VIOL, WHO SEES THE WILD ...ANP NOW, ALOTA STANDS ' . . . I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE
LOOK SHE SIVES HIS CHEST, BACK,SMILING, ANP SAYS, 'YOU A WOMAN WITH THAT PAGE-BOY
SHRINKS TO PEFENP THE SINGLE SEE, PRINCE VIOLENT... THE BOB YOU WORE/... NOW I SEE
HAIR THAT GROWETH THEREON... REASON I ALWAYS RAN- ETH YOU ARE A MAN/:.. THEY
BUT HE IS NOT QUICK ENOUGH ' WHEN YOU PURSUETH WAS... KISSETH/...OUR STORY ENPETH.'
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LITERATURE DEPT.. WE HAVE ALWAYS WANTEP TO CINEMA DEPT.: WHEN A BOOK BECOMES A BEST SELLER.
COMPARE A BOOK ANP THE MOVIE THEY M A P E FROM IT/ HOLLYWOOP EVENTUALLY MAKES A CELLULOIP VERSION/
THE RRST PART OF THIS FEATURE WILL 8E ATYPICAL... THE 5EC0NP PART OF THIS FEATURE THEN, WIIL BE THE:...
HAH/ YOU ^ ...WHAT DO ... WHAT PO YOU WHAT PO YOU MEAN WHAT IT'S PERFECTLY
<>****#&>/ YOU MEAN, MEAN WHAT DO PO 1 MEAN WHAT PO LOGICAL/ J CAME
YOU FINALLY BUBN, BY I MEAN BY . YOU MEAN'... WHAT /N STARK NAKEP
DECIDED TO COMING INTO THIS OUTFIT'I KINP OF OUTF/T IS 'CAUSE I DIDN'T
GET UP1. A KITCHEN IN I JUST FINISHED THAT WHERE YOU HAVE MY PRESS
THAT KINP TAKING MY COME IN STARK WHICH I LEFT HERE
OF OUTFIT/ SHOWER! V Ti A/AKEPf IN THE MIXMASTER
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LITHE, GRACEFUL
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#--&40- Vto*--- MY GIRL- BODY... SLEEK, BEAUTY OF A DELICATE
WHY PIP 1 EVER FRIEND ROSIE AND TANNED/ ELBOW... OF A SHELL-LIKE
MARRY HER/ i AT HER SIMPLE ... SLENPER
EAR... AND MAINLY...
LITTLE DELICATE WRISTS
APARTMENT/ ANP A N K L E S . . .
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G O S I 6 . / < i > - & ^ * - # # 0 - XX+*/ WHEN I SEE YOUR
RUBY UPS LEANING- HUNGRILY TOWARDS M E , I T A
...J W? ...MY
YEAZNM&, ACHING, STOMACH TWISTING, ACHING, WANT TO ^ UTTiE ,
YEARNING, PAINING ACHING, ANP 1 LEAN MY KiSSYOU... ASPIRIN.'
L/P5 FORWARP FOR I WANT... I WANT... J WANT...
MY PARUNG... NOW THAT OUR UPS HAVE MET IN O.K., ROSIE...LET 3/MM \\
WILP EMBRACE... NOW THAT YOUR. HAIR. JS THE SUCKER GO.'.. THAT ^
PEUGHTFULLY TOUSELEP...YOUR. UPS DELIGHTFULLY I'VE GOT THE
SHMEAfREP... MY EMOTIONS ARE CONDENSEP PICTURE ! FILM, YOU \
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THE KNIFE /V\y PANT ("SUIT)... 3OOD*^
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HAH! you ...WHATOO WHATOO YOU WHAT OO YOU MEAN WHAT ) IT'S PERFECTLY
PARNEP THING/ YOU MEAN, MEAN WHAT OO DO I MEAN WHAT OO LOGICAL f I CAN'T
YOU FINALLY ELLEN. BY I MEAN BY s YOU MEAN!... WHAT GETUNDRESSED
PECIPEP TO COMING INTO TN/S OUTF/T/l KINO OF OUTFIT IS THAT , IN A MOVIE SOI
GET UP.' A KITCHEN IN JUST FINISHED WHERE YOU COME IN IN HAD TO TAKE MY
THAT MNP TAKING MY, A ORIPPIHG WET SHOWER IN MY
SHOWER! BATHROBE! BATHROBE/ F
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PASH-BLAST THE
GOSH PARNEP
VI'LL. . . IGOKNOW/
SEE.
ROSIE IS
YOUNG... FRESH.'
...A STRONG,
LITHE, GRACEFUL
BLANKETY HECK1. M Y GIRL- ...WHEN I A M BOPY... SLEEK
WHY PIP I EVER. FRIENP ROSIE AWAY FROM ANP TANNEP/
MARRY HER/ AT HEP. SIMPLE HER... HER. ... SLENPER,
LITTLE VIS/ON HAUNTS PELICATE WRISTS
APARTMENT.1
ROSIE.' GOSH DARNIT.1 WHEN I SEE YOUR RUBY UPS
LEANING HUNGRILY TOWARDS ME, I GET A YEARNING,
ACHING, STOMACH TWISTING, ACHING, YEARNING-
PAINING, ACHING-, AND I LEAN MY LIPS FORWARD
FOR X WANT...I WANT... X WANT...
NATURAL- BORN
RUBY-LIPS AND
OACRON, WRINKLE
PROOF HAIR...
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TO M E / . . . WHILE I WAS REAPY T O THROW A W A y OH ELLEN... J A M S O
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My name is Sobinson Crusoe/ In the Although my vessel was sturdy You see, I was taking a bath below
year 1652, while sailing the ocean, I enough,! was in <reat trouble because decks, and what with rocking of the
found myself suddenly in the water! o the rouh condition o the water / boat, I had lost my cake o soap!
I finally left my hath...yes...Ihad my clothes on since it's ...to Find myself stepping intomore water/Yes.,.the
not nice to be unclothed, in a comic book as well as a boat was sinking/ Vainly 1 Fought the monstrous
movie! Imagine my surprise when I stepped out ofthe water., waves... trying to Find that Furshluggwer soap /
Seeing the outline o an island, 1 For eac^erness could weaken, me I wasn't gonna, be eager* Not me, boy!
swa,m in that direction, not too and I was determined not to be Imagine my surprise when I Found
eagerly in order to save my strength.' too eager For eagerness was no good I I had swum riht over the island...
...the jacked,rockyisland/ No wonder the water felt As I stood wondering how to stay alive, the storm,
rough. 11 stood shakily on the shore of this wild, island abated and the water receded! You. don't even have to im
...spent/... Jib money in my pockets...like I said... spent / d\ine my surprise when I saw the ship...mshed up on the r
Without a moment's hesitation., I plunged into the sard Hoisting mysel over the side, I found, uponinspec-
Withouta moment's hesitation., I plunged out a^jain! tion, not a living soul aboard/ Breaking into the
Brrr! It was coid.' I then swam, to the host i storage locker, I found tools and a cask of rum/
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Vetermined to move the ship supplies I then commenced cutting; away After lashing the lumber together,
to shore, I removed the tools, and... lumber, which I threw over the I was much, fatigued and, to bolster
to holster me, I took, a cup o rum! side to fashion, into a raft / me, I took another cup o rum. i
With great pains, 1 hoisted I then got a load of powder With mock mishap, I fur- I then got another took
down a.toolchest., and kegs and canvas ready/... I ther loaded the rat! 1 went o load, ready and cupped
so, I took a cup of ram.! went and cap a took of rum! and cupped a rum o took I it down on the rum...
Boy! Was I drank!... Bat the work had to be done, so 1 ...I sought immediately to protect myself and. my
squared my shoulders, marched resolutely to my task... supplies from, wild beasts and savages/ Choosing a
and fell overboardLWhen 1 finally made my way to shore... cliif wall, I built a stockade snug against it!
I huiit it hi^h. and strong so that ...for I had forgotten, to build a ...and 1 got out...for man's ability to
nothing could get in, and too late doorl However, I had all my tools and improvise ...his ingenuity conquers
I realized nothing could get oat... equipment and I made a ladder... all /Then it hit me/...How do I >etinT
For the only way to climb the wall was with a ladder ...without a moments hesitation., I was plunging in.
and the only ladder was inside the wall next to the and out of the surf... and soon came hack from the ship
only tools to make a ladder! Well... live and learn, I say/ with another load of tools and. another load of rum!
Realizing I might be on this island, for a long time, L ...and although. I had the tools to make a ruler, 1 had.
set about to the task of building quarters!... But no ruler to rule the straight edge for the ruler! So
since I had no ruler, I needed a rule to rule a ruler/ I cut a chunk of straight edge from the picture border!
Cutting wood for my ...not having a whip-saw ...when I'd gotten it adzed ...which. I might shape
projects was an unbeliev- nor help, I'd chop my down to a single board, I down to the final piece
able task! For example... tree and shape it withanaxe1. could then saw out a block... of work! I'm telling you
...it was more work making a mere toothpick.tr&n you ...Ithen chopped a quantity o trees...trimmed, shaped
could ever imagine!... But now, I had to give some and adzed them on the spot to facilitate carrying
thought to my living quarters.LIcarefully chose my trees... them back to the site where 1 was building my quarte
Ahhou.6h.Lhad some nails, To roo, seat and make ..inside, I constructed, with. ...fire hardened clay pots!
I also fashioned pecjs and secure withal, I had a my crude .knowledge o It's fantastic what man. can
cjrass rope for joints... plentiful supply o turf... carpentry, shelves, furniture... do with the crudest tools!
for that is how man is different from animal.' Ma.nh.as ingenuity to improvise and to make do
with, the crudest of tools... with, the help oihis hands and mind! And so,my living quarters rose
above the island... a duplex apartment house...picture windows overlooking the sea... holly wood kitchens.
E ven though 1 was marooned alone on an island with. ... However, I was still restless/ J needed to build one
only my wits to keep me gomo[, I strangely enough, more thin<...I needed one more item, to make my
began to feel quite at home, mere m my duplex apartment... living complete 11 went for a ride in my hand huilt car /
Mter driving a while on my handbailt highway, I got out Needless to say, I was perplexed, at finding a solitary
to walk on the shore! It was there that I came across footprint in. the sand.! But upon closer examination, I
what appeared, to be a footprint. observed it was no footprint... It was a foot in the sand I
A foot belonging to a native, who had ... a desture he regretted since I 5aid he -wasfrom,'dragnet'or somethi
been burial in the sand! He placed hadn't changed my sox in some time. However...this human being was the
my foot on his head, in gratitude... He said his name was Friday... Joe Jriday/ item I needed to make living complete/
What's that you say ? I needed Friday because I wanted. ... hacked, the beggar open ten seconds after I saved
someone to talk. to?... Because 1 needed companion - him! You. see... I needed, his brain to build the one mor
ship ? No! I merely wanted Fridays brain.... thing 1 needed to make my living complete... WOMAN/