July 27 1945

HEYYYY i missed my home! Aww Thor my big baby only manufactured by group 935
and Element 115! Well more the story MEEEEE AH HAHAHAHAHAha...dempsey says ooook?
Nikolai says HEY were is a holder for my vwadka! Takeo says bend over and ill show you
sicko...richtofen says ok lets just go for the purge sequence and were out..robotic voice PURGE
SEQUENCE ACTIVATED..5 4 3 2 1...AHHHH AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Dempsey
says ugh at lease im still in one piece and WHY DID IT SHOT US OUT OF ITS HEAD
RICHTOFEN!! Richtofen says the other people have failed to survive the purge sequence so
which means were lucky Nikolai screams out GUYS THEY'RE BACK!! And say isnt this there
home land like i remember being tested he-Takeo screams SHUT UP AND HELP ME MY
KATANA WONT DO EVERYTHING WE DO TO THESE GUYS!!! Dempsey says hey i found a
box let's open it.yooo sweeet i got the thing mmmm i looks like..i remember this gun its the
ray gun mark 2!!! BABY K I MISSED U! Nikolai looks at richtofen and says why ain't that
american love haha alright guys lets get these teleporters up and running for the pack a punch
thingy the rest of the three say AGREED.lets do this boys...lock and loaded!! As takeo is
slicing through them there getting better and getting better guns but the zombies are getting to
strong for them and the get the element 115 gun called the wonderwaffe-dg 2 and overdrive the
teleporter in the main fraim and it them to the..
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Current Location: Hangar 18
Time: July 16, 1969
Situation: a little argument, but ends well.

As our crew sets about on their first mission, they realized the hangar was, quiet.
Suddenly, a loud, almost angered moan echoed through the Hangar.
Nikolai yelled back Hey, whos there? No answer
Tank said in response maybe that wasnt human. I mean, there was rumored tests in
Hangar 18. Maybe thats one of the subjects. Lets hope he can still talk.
When will you learn Dempsey, that rumors arent true!? Barked Takeo, clearly yelling
he woke what was sitting right under there noses.
Ladys lets stop arguing and watch out! yelled richtofen, getting them to realize what
had awoken. It had yellow glowing eyes, green-blue flesh, demonic shriek. It had parts even of
its skin torn off in spots.it was clearly a zombie.
Here dempsey, use this. said richtofen as he handed him a M1911 pistol. Nikolai
smashed a empty bottle of vodka hed been carrying, using it as a shank. Takeo had already
pulled out his sword and went to town on the zombie.
At least we did that quietly. Sorry dempsey. Maybe youre right. said takeo, clearly
sounding upset.
Dont worry about it man. Id rather believe a lie than be in this situation.
Well hate to break up the moment, but didnt we hear a loud yell from across this hall?
Or am i just drunk? said nikolai, awaking another horde.
Quick! Everybody on! said richtofen, hopping on a lunar pad.
As the heros all got on, it flew off course. It took them to a weird place with giant robot
heads outside the area.
 March 17, 2011

While making a film on a Siberian island, George A. Romero, Sarah Michelle Gellar,
Danny Trejo, Robert Englund and Michael Rooker are attacked by zombies. George, then later
becomes infected with Element 115 and attacks the celebrities. Richtofen, Tank, Takeo and
Nikolai are then teleported to the same location in Siberia, but are trapped in a room. The
celebrities retrieve the Golden Rod and give it to Richtofen. Then, Richtofen, Tank, Takeo and
Nikolai teleport to "Paradise".

Takeo says i think i'm gonna puke tank says aww you poor thing aren't you the biggest
wimp that holds a 5 foot long butter knife that he got from a garage sale and hey is so dark and
seems..small in here richtofen says don't worry we probably went too far into the future
Nikolai says Oo blinky light *tap* tap* Richtofen NOOOOO * light breaks* ugh now the light is
broken no sight at all. UGHBLAPFP!! *splash* dempsey says UGH GREAT TAKEOS WIMPY
ACT NOW HAS US A MUD PUDDLE OF HIS DINNER! Nikolai says cmon takeo let's DANCE!
richtofen says uhh hello!? Is there anyone on the other side of this door we need another light
so we can see in here again! Sarah says Hey guys there's more people on the other side of this
door! Maybe if i just *BANG BANG*...nope bullets won't get this thing open hey russian man are
u...DRUNK? Nikolai says why yes i am vwodka is amazing to me honey boo! Sarah says U
really think im gonna like a guy who drinks and kills his wives all day. Nikolai says WAIT
WHA-richtofen says Did u get it? Michael says yes while you guys were flirting over there we
delt with george and hes slow unless you shoot him then hes like flash but wiht more speed and
we also found the rod its gold i could probably get a lot of money off of this. Richtofen says wait
we need that for the plan indeed i have ill give it back though.Danny says ok thats cool so they
give it to them and then they teleport and leave them knowing there never giving them it back.
 April 20, 1947

Well, at least Ive finally got a control to this thing. Said Richtofen, referring to the
portable teleporter he owned, as they were teleported to the next location they needed to get to.
It was a dense forest, filled with deadly traps, mazes,
 The Moon.
Date...Unknown

Richtofen says ahhh.no mans land were almost there we just got to get through this portal
when the gate gets open and fair warning there a LOT worse here than they are where we were
before..dempsey says oh rubbish i can take.ohhh crap here they come..richtofen says hurry
quickly the portal is open go go go now now!!! H- h- h- h- c-cant breeaath- says all of them and
then they grab a astronaut suit. Richtofen says there that's better now were u guys are probably
wondering where we are huh? WE are at the moon cool isn't it. Dempsey says well it's not as
cool as my baby m16 HEHA!!! Nikolai says yup there's a proud american for ya guys.wait
where's...MY WADKA!! The rest say WE DON'T KNO- takeo says...wait..they are here...let's get
going...richtofen says follow me i know what to do and plus you dumb nuts will get
lost...richtofen whispers to himself...were almost done...h h h AAAAHHHH HA HA HA HA HA
HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Takeo nikolai and dempsey say...this guys up to something isnt he. takeo
says yeah but i thing he knows what he is doing