Uncle Silas Book 1 Chapter 3: The Appearance

(Maud and Mary are in the Knowl House common room, a boy is
reading a book in the corner facing away from the camera)

Maud: Right, so here you can see the Knowl House common
room, along with its weird symbol and before you ask, Im not
sure which Hogwarts house, Knowl is like. Our house treasure
fame and fortune so were kinda like a flamboyant slytherin.
Im a proud Hufflepuff myself if you should know, Mary do you
want to tell them where youre from?

Mary: I currently reside in the Elverstone House, my step

mother is the house governess.

Maud: were actually supposed to meet our new governess here

which apparently da- I mean Chancellor Ruthyn said that was
who we saw last time.

Mary: So muchRedit was a hodgepodge of mahogany,

merlot, sangria, scarlet, burgundy, rosewood, cardinal, carmine,
burgundy, carnelian and..garnet and definitely not the nice
garnet.

Maud: umm Mary, are you okay?

Mary: it was a crimson chinstrap of red recklessness only Super

Mario and Grell Sutcliff could love.

Maud: Mary gets a bitpoetic when shes scared shitless.

(Austin comes along with Mademe de la rougierre)

Austin: Ah Maud, Mary I would like to introduce you to your new

House Governess!

Rougierre: Bonjour, je suis Madame De La Rougierre

(Mary faints abruptly as if she was shut down like a computer,

this startles everyone)

Austin: I better call Professor Rusk, you two look after her
(Austin scarpers out)

Rougierre: She seems to get scared easily non?

Maud: Yeah what was that earlier?

Rougierre: pardon moi, I was trying to ze front door, luckily see

you helped me.

Maud: okayso by the way Im-

Rougierre: Maud Ruthyn non?

Maud: how did you know?

Rougierre: Your Fazerre?

Maud: oh right!

Rougierre: Any way, I would love to stay and chat but I need
this poor little zing taken to Professor Rusk before we get the ze
lawsuits, Au Revoir

(Rougierre takes Mary out with her slamming the door waking
Joey up)

Joey: Jesus help me!

Maud: Oh! I didnt see you there

Joey: yeah I must have fallen asleep

Maud: umm who are you?

Joey: me? Im Joey, Joey Sheridan. Welcome to Bartram-Haugh!

Maud: thanks I suppose youre my house mate?

Joey: Yeah I got here a week ago, Im guessing everyones

starting to settle in now

Maud: ohh how come I havent seen you?

Joey: oh I guess we just kept missing each other. Im really

extroverted
Maud: oh really Mr. Bookworm?

Joey: Oi, Extroverts can read books aswell! We just prefer them
with pictures! anyways Im glad that youre here, being on your
own and constantly sleeping is emotionally exhausting.

Maud: (Jokingly) What is wrong with you?

Joey: (shrugs) Ive been asking myself that for a long time
and.. Interrogated by others about it.

Maud: have you met la mere yet?

Joey: Yeah Ive met her in the past, shequite a character.

Anyway forgive me I didnt ask your name

Maud: Maud, Maud Ruthyn

Joey: Pleased to meet you (notices the camera), You filming a

vlog or something?

Maud: Well yeah, it more of a chronicle to be honest

Joey: a Chronicle?

Maud: Yeah its of my investigation project

Joey: oh really? What are you investigating?

Maud: The Murder of the Millenium.

Joey:..oh.