The Inquisition, let's begin

The Inquistion, look out sin

We have a mission to convert the Jews
(Jew ja Jew ja Jew ja Jews)
We're gonna teach them wrong from right
We're gonna help them see the light
And make an offer that they can't refuse
(that the Jews just can'trefuse)
Confess (confess, confess)
Don't be boring
Say yes (say yes, say yes)
Don't be dull
A factyou're ignoring
it's better to lose your skullcap than your skull

The Inquistion, what a show

The Inquistion, here we go
We know you're wishing
That we'd go away
But the Inquistion's here and it's here to stay
The Inquistion, oh boy
The Inquistion, what a joy
The Inquistion, oy oy

I was sitting in a temple

I was minding my own business
I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass
Then these papus persons plunge in, and they throw me in a
dungeon, and they shove a red hot poker up my ass

Is that considerate?
Is that polite?
And not a tube of Preparation H in sight

I'm sitting, plicking chickens and I'm looking through the pickings
and suddenly these guys bring down my balls
I didn't even know them and they grabbed me by the scrotum and
they started playing ping pong with my balls

Oy, the agony

Ooh, the shame
To make my privates public for a game

The Inquistion, what a show

The Inquistion, here we go
We know you're wishing
That we'd go away
But the Inquistion's here and it's here to -

- Hey, Torquemada, whaddaya say?

I just got back from the auto-da-f
Auto-da-f, what's an auto-da-f?
It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway

Skit skat voodely vat tootin de day

Will you convert?

No, no, no, no
Will you confess?
No, no, no, no
Will you revert?
No, no, no, no
Will you say yes?
No, no, no, no

Now I ask in a nice way, I said pretty please, I bent their ears,
now I'll work on their knees!
Inquisidores, que gran show
Es Torquemada, tu anfitrion
yo tengo la mision, de llevarte a la luz
(de llevarte a la luz)
Voy a ensearles, el ying y el yang
voy a ayudarles, a no pecar
con una oferta, que no podras dejar
(que no podras dejar)
Con Fe (con fe, con fe)
Tu confa
Di s
no seas wey
Un hecho, que tu ignoras
mejor perder tu dios que la razn

Inquisidores, que gran show

Es Torquemada, ah les voy
yo se que quieren
que me largue de aqu
Pero es la inquisicion y yo me quedo aqu
Inquisidores, ah voy
Inquisidores, Diversin
Inquisidores, que terror!

Estaba yo sentado
sin que a nadie le importara
escuchaba misa hebrea, todo en paz
de repente me agarraron, y sin nada me dejaron
en la celda me arrojaron, amarrado con las piernas por detrs

Eso es correcto?
Eso es cortes?
Ni siquiera preguntaron, que te traes?

Estaba yo agarrando unos pollos pa' la cena

sin aviso me patearon sin piedad
yo no los conocia. Perdonadme, les pedia
me tomaron por pelota de futbol

Que Agona
Que dolor
que mis nachas les mostraran sin pudor

Inquisidores, un gran Show

Es Torquemada, ah les voy
yo se que quieren
que me largue de aqu
Pero es la inquisicion y yo me quedo -

Hey torquemada, que acabas de hacer

he regresado de un Auto de Fe
Un Auto de Fe, que es un Auto de Fe,
No es algo bueno, y lo acabo de hacer

Corto cabellos y brazos tambien

Se cambiaran?
No, no, no, no
Confesaran?
No, no, no, no
Reventaran?
No, no, no, no
Diran que si?
No, no, no, no

Lo pedi a la buena, dije por favor, no me queda de otra,

A tronarles ah!