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Computer Comedy
In mousepads.
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this book is stolen property. It was reported as unsold and destroyed
to the publisher, and neither the author nor the publisher has received
any payment for this stripped book.
ISBN 0-590-13004-8
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Printed in the U.S.A.
First Scholastic printing, January 1998
Lots of RAM.
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Where do computers go on vacation?
It logged on.
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What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver.
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Computer City
Mack: Where do computers go to shop? Mack: What did the customers do in the
Jack: Where? busy computer store?
Mack: The hardware store. Jack: What?
Mack: They got on line.
14 15
Silly Software
What software helps you lose weight? What did the rooster whisper?
After Dark.
16 17
Why did the witch buy a computer?
18
A man and a woman from Sim City got Why should you always use a spellcheck?
married and had two boys. What were
they called?
So theyre know miss steaks in youre
righting.
The Sim sons.
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Why was the computer wearing shades?
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Sam and Ram
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Weird Wide Web
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Why did the computer
get glasses?
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Computer Favorites
0 7011 al1 tW
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Websites that get
Favorite Book:
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Favorite Movie:
RAM-bo
Second Favorite
Movie:
Wizard of Dos
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Computer love
What do computer
couples fight about?
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Knock-knocks
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Knock-knock.
Whos there? Knock-knock.
Icon. Whos there?
Icon who? Kay.
Icon make you open Kay who?
the door.
Kay board.
Humor
40
How do you compliment a
computer? What did the prisoner do when he got a
You re looking computer?
chipper today!
He escaped.
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Why was the computer so angry?
To Hot Spots.
46
Pefrcape
48
What is a birds favorite computer soft- Where do computers take their sick pets?
ware?
To the Internet.
A Seedy ROM.
50 51
Hink Pinks
Whats another name for a computer Whats another name for exit?
virus?
52
53
Who chases computer criminals? What do you call a computer science
test?
A hacker -tracker.
A RAM exam.
54 55
(hatf-Oncs
Computer: Did you know that comput- Ted: Last night my computer died.
ers are smarter than people? Ned: What did it die of?
Human: No, I didnt know that. Ted: A terminal illness.
Computer: See what I mean?
56 57
Boy: Mom, have you been using my new
computer?
Mother: Yes, how did you know?
Boy: Theres Wite-Out on the screen.
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What Do You Get ... I
Mother Computer scolding PC Junior: What do you get when you cross a dog
and a computer?
Wait till your Data gets home!
A machine that has a bark worse than its
byte.
60 61
What do you get when you cross a com-
puter with an icy road?
A hard drive.
Lots of memory.
63
What do you get if you cross a computer
and one million mosquitoes?
A gigabyte!
A webcrawler.
64
Daffy Definition*
State-of-the-art computer: one you cant Floppy: what your wallet is after buying
afford. a computer.
66 67
Computet Creature*
Disk crash: the typical computer reaction What did the elf put on the Internet?
to an important deadline.
A gnome page.
Floppy.
68 69
flie Presidents of the Computed
States of America
Pixelfs.
70 71
Abmodem Lincoln Warren G. Harddrive
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Mouieteapi
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A White Mouse.
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What do you get with a computer in What did the computer say to the
Alaska? mouse?
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More Knock-knocks
Knock-knock.
What did the computer trio sing when
Whos there?
the lights went out?
Meg.
Meg who?
Three Blind Mice.
Meg A. Bytes.
80 81
You Know Youve Been Using
Your Computer too Cong When:
Knock-knock.
*you double click the floor button on an
elevator.
Whos there?
Modem.
Modem who?
No modem knock-knocks, please.
Knock-knock.
Whos there?
S.
S. who?
S. Cape while you can.
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Cyber-Snacks
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Why did the computer go to the super-
market?
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Gigglebyles
What happened to the computer when it What do computers get paid to do?
crashed?
Net work.
It got a slipped disk.
90 91
Why was the computer kicked out of
What basketball team is the computers
school?
favorite?
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92
Why did the boy fail computer class?
Cryberspace.
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Why did the Apple lose its memory?
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Where do computers go for the winter?
To Hot Spots.
with laughter.