CHARLIE & THE CHOCOLATE

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Charlie Bucket
Mrs. Bucket
Mr. Bucket
Grandpa Jo
Grandma Josephine
Grandpa George
Grandma Georgina
Willy Wonka
Mr Bill
Mr Salt
Mrs Salt
Veruca Salt
Mr Gloop
Mrs Gloop
Augustus Gloop
Mr Teavee
Mrs Teavee
Mike Teavee
Mr Beauregarde
Mrs Beauregarde
Violet Beauregard
TV host
Interviewer
Jimmy (child 1)
Sarah jane (child 2)
Franky (Child 3)

ACT 1 SCENE 1
(Scene opens showing Sweet shop with shopkeeper tidying shelves. School bell
rings children ... into sweetshop)
Children: Hooray!
Mr. Bill: Well, another day of school over what can I do for you today?
Child 1: Can I have a Nutty Crunch surprise, please?
Mr. Bill: One Wonkas Nutty Crunch Surprise for Jimmy
Child 2: A Wonkas Whipple Scrimptions fudgemallow delight for me please.
Mr. Bill: Here you are Whats that? Another Nutty Crunch Surprise over
there.
Child 3: Do you have any Super Dooper Wonka hoopers, Mr. Bill?
Mr. Bill: Sorry, Franky weve sold out but Ill be having some more in
tomorrow. How many of you would like to try a new bar of chocolate from Mr.
Wonkas factory?
Child 3: Whats it called?
Mr. Bill: Its called a Scrumdiddlyumptious bar!
Child 1:: A scrumdiddlywhat bar?
Mr. Bill: A Scrumdiddlyumptious bar made by Mr. Willy Wonka himself.
Child 2: How does Mr. Wonka make this lovely chocolate?
Mr. Bill: Do you ask the fish how it swim?
Children: No
Mr. Bill: Of course you dont they do it because they were born to do it just
a as Mr. Wonka was born to make chocolate and you were born to be
Wonkeras.

SONG 1: THE CANDY MAN

BILL:
WHO CAN TAKE A SUNRISE
SPRINKLE IT WITH DEW
COVER IT IN CHOCOLATE AND A MIRACLE OR TWO
THE CANDY MAN
THE CANDY MAN CAN
WHO CAN TAKE A RAINBOW
WRAP IT IN A SIGH
SOAK IT IN THE SUN AND MAKE A STRAWBERRY LEMON PIE
THE CANDY MAN
KIDS:
THE CANDY MAN?
BILL:
THE CANDY MAN CAN
THE CANDY MAN CAN 'CAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE
AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD
KIDS: Me! Me!
BILL:
THE CANDY MAN MAKES
EVERYTHING HE BAKES
SATISFYING AND DELICIOUS
TALK ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD WISHES
YOU CAN EVEN EAT THE DISHES
CHARLIE:
HAI MISTER BILL.
BILL:
HAI CHARLIE. YOURE LATE SAY HELLO TO YOUR GRANDPA JOE.
CHARLIE:
OK.
BILL:

IS THIS NOTHING FOR YOU CHARLIE?

(BILL SHOWS HIM CANDY)
CHARLIE:
UM, NOT TODAY. I WOULDNT WANT TO SPOIL MY APPETITE.
BILL;
LOOKS LIKE YOUR APPETITE COULD USE A LITTLE SPOILING. HERE
TAKE ONE OF THESE ON THE HOUSE.

CHARLIE:
REALLY? THANKS!
BILL:
WHO CAN TAKE TOMORROW
KIDS:
WHO CAN TAKE TOMORROW
BILL:
DIP IT IN A DREAM
KIDS:
DIP IT IN A DREAM
BILL:
SEPARATE THE SORROW AND COLLECT UP ALL THE CREAM
THE CANDY MAN

(Charlie walks on the stage and watches Bill and the kids)
KIDS:
THE CANDY MAN
BILL:
THE CANDY MAN CAN
KIDS:
THE CANDY MAN CAN
BILL / KIDS:
THE CANDY MAN CAN 'CAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE
AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD
CHARLIE:
THANKS FOR THE CANDY! OH YEAH, MY DAD WANTS TO KNOW IF WE CAN
BORROW THE PAPER?
BILL:
I AM AFRAID ITS YESTERDAYS PAPERHERE YOU GO! WHATS THE WORLD
COMING TO WHEN A FAMILY CANT EVEN AFFORD A PAPER?
BILL:
AND THE WORLD TASTES GOOD COS THE CANDY MAN THINKS IT SHOULD!

(As song ends Charlie returns and watches the children as they eat sweets.)
Charlie: I wonder what theyre having today

Children: Thanks Mr. Bill, see you again tomorrow.

Bill: Bye children have a good day!
Child 1: (comes over to Charlie). Why didnt you come in Charlie?
Child 2: Oh come on He cant afford to have even a small bar of Wonkas
chocolate were off to the park.
Child 1:: See you at school tomorrow Charlie (Mr. Bill comes to front to see
Charlie)
Mr. Bill: Again hello, Charlie Bucket.
Charlie: Hello, Mr. Bill. Theyre fine thank you... Is it right that that Mr.
Wonka made a new bar of chocolate?
Mr. Bill: Yes Charlie.
Charlie: Can you tell me what its called?
Mr. Bill: Its called a Scrumdiddlyumptious bar..... (Dreamily) a
scrumdiddlyumptious bar it even sounds scrumdiddlyumptious.
Mr. Bill: Would you like to try one Charlie?
Charlie: Oh no thank you Mr. Bill Im not really hungry and Ive got a lott of
chores to do.
Mr. Bill: Well, youd better get on with it then so long Charlie (goes back to
shop), (Charlie walks across stage).
Charlie: A scrumdiddlyumptious bar
SONG 1A: THE CANDY MAN
(first part) (Curtain closes and Charlie exits)
BILL:
WHO CAN TAKE A SUNRISE
SPRINKLE IT WITH DEW
COVER IT IN CHOCOLATE AND A MIRACLE OR TWO
THE CANDY MAN
THE CANDY MAN CAN
THE CANDY MAN CAN 'CAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE
AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD
WHO CAN TAKE A RAINBOW

WRAP IT IN A SIGH
SOAK IT IN THE SUN AND MAKE A STRAWBERRY LEMON PIE
KIDS:
THE CANDY MAN?
BILL:
THE CANDY MAN
THE CANDY MAN CAN
THE CANDY MAN CAN 'CAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE
AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD

ACT 1 SCENE 2
(TV presenter in TV Box front Stage)
TV Press: Ladies and Gentlemen we apologize for interrupting this
programme but we have an extraordinary announcement that earlier today, Mr.
Willy Wonka, the greatest inventor and maker of chocolate has decided to open
his chocolate factory the largest and most famous in the world to a few
lucky children.
Five golden tickets have been hidden underneath the ordinary wrapping paper
of five ordinary bars of chocolate and these can be anywhere any shop, in
any street, in any town, in any country in the world upon any counter where
Wonkas sweets are sold.
News has just reached us that the first golden ticket has just been found. The
lucky winner is a nine year old boy called Augustus Gloop. We now go to a live
broadcast and meet the first golden ticket winner from Dusselheim.
(Enter cameraman, interviewer, Augustus & Mr. Gloop). (German folk music
begins & dancers. Children are dancing )
Interviewer: And here we are in Dusselheim with our lucky winner, Augustus
Gloop and as you can tell by the amount of noise, the town is bustling with
excitement. Can I ask you Augustus how does it make you feel to be the first
golden ticket winner.
Augustus: (eating a bar of fudge) Hungry!
Interviewer: Any other feelings?

Augustus: I feel very sorry for Wonka its going to cost him a fortune in
fudge.
Interviewer: Mrs. Gloop, you must be very proud of Augustus
Mrs. Gloop: I just knew Augustus would find a golden ticket eating is his
hobby, you know. Thats all hes interested in. He eats so many bars of
chocolate a day that it was almost impossible for him not to find one. But I
always say that he wouldnt go on eating like he does unless he needed
nourishment, would he? Its all vitamins anyway! What a thrill it will be for him
to visit Mr. Wonkas marvelous factory.
Interviewer: Thank you and enjoy your visit Augustus.
Augustus: I will!
Interviewer: This is Fred Frankfurter at Dusselheim reporting for the six
oclock news.
TV Press: We will bring you more news of golden ticket winners as soon we
have located them. Goodnight (curtain closes)
ACT 1 SCENE 3
(Curtains open inside of Charlies home, mum and grandparents sleeping)
Mrs. B: Come on now, Grandpa George, Grandma Georgina wakey wakey!
Charlie will be home soon. Grandpa Jo, Grandma Josephine wake up, or youll
miss Charlie!
Grandpa Jo: Oh, Oh.... Wake up everybody, (to Josephine) Come on dear its
nearly time for Charlie to come home.
Grandma Jos: Quickly dear, pass me that present for Charlie Have you got
your surprise dear?
Grandpa Jo: Yes, now stop fussing (waits and shifts around for a bit) Hes
late! He works far too hard for a little boy. He should have more time to play.
Mrs. B: There are not enough hours in the days what with the four of you
bedridden for the past twenty years, it takes a lot of work to keep this family
going.
Grandpa Jo: Ill have to get up and start going to work.

Mrs. B: Youve been saying that for twenty years.

Grandpa Jo: The floors too cold!(Mrs. B shakes her head in despair)
Charlie: (enters) Hi everybody.
Grandpa George: Happy Birthday Charlie!
Together: (Sing) Happy Birthday
Grandma Jos: Come here sit down weve got a present for you. Grandma
Georgina and I have made you something to keep you warm in the winter go
on Charlie (gives him a present) open it.
Charlie: Oh thank you it feels warm (takes out a scarf and puts it on) Thank
you Ill wear it every day. Oh mum I almost forgot I got paid today so I
bought a loaf of bread to eat with our cabbage soup tonight. Well have a real
birthday banquet?
Grandpa George: bread mmmmmmmmmm
Charlie: And Grandpa Jo, Ive bought you some tobacco. Ive decided Im
going to buy you some tobacco every week.
Grandpa Jo: Theres no need to Charlie. Im giving it up. When you can bring
home a loaf of bread and it becomes a banquet, Ive no right buying tobacco.
Charlie: Go on, Grandpa Jo. Just this once.
Grandpa Jo: Thanks Charlie. Have you heard the new today?
Charlie: No, what news Grandpa Jo?
Grandpa Jo: Willy Wonkas opening his factory.
Charlie: Does that mean that we will be able to go in and see Mr Wonka?
Grandpa George: Well no, not quite. Willy Wonka has put five golden tickets
inside the wrappers of five ordinary bars of chocolate and the people who find
the golden tickets will be allowed in the factory and will have a lifetimes
supply of chocolate.
Charlie: (Excitedly) Do you think I could be a lucky winner?
Grandpa Jo: Why not Charlie you have as much chance as everyone else.

Charlie: But I dont have a bar of chocolate very often the kids at school
make fun of me because I dont have sweets!
Grandma G: Dont worry Charlie, at least you dont have to go to the dentist
as often as those children.
Charlie: By the time I come to have my next bar of chocolate, all the lucky
golden tickets will be found.
Grandma J: Come on now, Charlie, your chance will come one day.
Grandpa Jo: Perhaps it has.
Charlie: What do you mean?
Grandpa Jo: Grandpa George and I have been saving for your birthday and
weve bought you little something.
Grandma Jo: Shut your eyes Charlie hold out your hands (places a
chocolate bar in Charlies hand)
Charlie: (opens eyes) a Wonka Whippie Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight.
Mrs. B: Dont be too disappointed dear if you dont find what youre looking
for underneath the wrapper.
Grandma G: Yes, after all there are only four tickets left to be found now.
Grandma J: The thing to remember is that whatever happens, you still have
the bar of chocolate!
Grandpa George: Wonkas Whippie Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight its
the best of them all. Youll just love it.
Charlie: Yes, I know.
Grandpa Jo: Just forget all about those golden tickets and enjoy the chocolate.
Grandma Jo: Open it dear youre making me jumpy.
Grandma G: Well thats it just what we expected!
Charlie: Well share it. I want everyone it taste it.
All together: No, No, we wouldnt dream of it.

Grandpa G: Its all yours.

Charlie: Please (looking around and offering it)
Grandpa Jo: Enjoy it Charlie, its your birthday treat. (Enter Mr. Bucket)
Mr. B: Good evening everyone had a restful day have we? Happy birthday
Charlie, I see you like your new scarf. Grandma Georgina and Grandma
Josephine have worked hard at that for you. Well what do you think of the
news isnt it amazing Willy Wonka opening his factory after all these years.
Do you know Grandpa Jo, the newspapers are working flat out to cover the
story. Look heres the information about the first golden ticket winner
Augustus Gloop from Dusselheim.
Grandpa Jo: He looks to me like a great big greedy nincompoop. It says here
that each day he does nothing but eat!
Mr. B: I heard that at work that the second golden ticket winner has been found
apparently a rich little girl from a rich family somewhere in America.
Charlie: But.... But.... But that means that there are only three golden tickets
left to be found.
Mr. B: Come on Charlie- you sound as though you are expecting to get one
you know you dont stand a chance. Thats the way it is and thats the way its
always going to be.
Mrs. B: Dont be like that to him hell have a chance one day (put arm
around Charlie and lead him downstage)
Charlie: But when will things change?
Mrs. B: Probably when you least expect it Charlie.
SONG 2: CHEER UP CHARLIE
MRS B:
YOU GET BLUE
LIKE EVERYONE
BUT ME AND GRANDPA JOE
CAN MAKE YOUR TROUBLES GO AWAY
BLOW AWAY
THERE THEY GO
CHEER UP, CHARLIE
GIVE ME A SMILE

WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT SMILE I USED TO KNOW

DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR GRIN HAS ALWAYS BEEN
MY SUNSHINE
LET THAT SUNSHINE SHOW
COME ON, CHARLIE
NO NEED TO FROWN
DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW THE WORLD IS STILL YOUR TOY
WHEN THE WORLD GETS HEAVY
NEVER PITAPAT 'EM
UP AND AT 'EM, BOY
SOMEDAY SWEET AS A SONG
CHARLIE'S LUCKY DAY WILL COME ALONG
'TIL THAT DAY YOU'VE GOTTA STAY IN STRONG, CHARLIE
UP ON TOP IS RIGHT WHERE YOU BELONG
LOOK UP CHARLIE
YOU'LL SEE A STAR
JUST FOLLOW IT AND KEEP YOUR DREAM IN VIEW
PRETTY SOON THE SKY IS GONNA CLEAR UP CHARLIE
CHEER UP, CHARLIE, DO
CHEER UP, CHARLIE
JUST BE GLAD YOU'RE YOU

(Curtains close)
ACT 1 SCENE 4
(TV presenter in box 3 scene on from stage with props)
TV Presenter: A new disease has descended upon the Globe Wonkamania.
While we in the studios have been waiting for the news of the lucky golden
ticket winner, police have reported that kidnap ransoms are now being called in
the forms of Wonka bars. A famous London Auction firm have just sold a case
of Wonka bars for an outstanding sum of money.
As we reported earlier, the second golden ticket winner has been located. While
we have been waiting to bring you a live interview, news has reached us of two
more lucky ticket winners. We now join our live camera crew to meet these
young lucky people. (Factory workers with banner, Mr., Mrs. Salt and Veruca)
Mrs. Salt: Come here now Veruca dear, let mummy do your hair.
Veruca: Leave me alone mummy, I look perfectly fine. (Smiles apologetically
at the camera)

Mr. Salt: Now dear, dont go upsetting yourself. Its only a little interview.
Interviewer 1: Take one (snaps clipboard)
Interviewer 2: Good evening, and here we are at Alabama Heights where we
have the winner of the second golden ticket, Veruca Salt. Mr. Salt, perhaps you
can tell us exactly how the ticket was found.
Mr. Salt: You see boys, as soon as my little girl told me that she simply had to
have one of those golden tickets, I went out into town and started buying up all
the Wonka bars I could find......thousands of them, hundreds of thousands. I had
them loaded into trucks and brought directly to my factory. Im in the peanut
business and Ive got about a hundred women working for me shelling peanuts
for roasting and salting. So, I told them Okay girls, from now on you can stop
shelling peanuts and start shelling wrappers from chocolate bars instead and
they did.
Mrs. Salt: It was awful. Veruca was getting more and more upset and when the
news came from Dusselheim about Augustus Gloop.
Veruca: I wanted to be the first.
Mrs. Salt: She was lying on the floor, kicking and yelling oooh it was
dreadful seeing her like that we do everything we can to keep her happy and
contented. It took three whole days before they found this golden ticket.
Factory Girl: (Shouts) I found it .... I was the one who found it really.
Veruca: Shut up you Its my golden ticket do you hear me all mine.
Mr. Salt: Come on now Veruca, smile for the camera.
Mrs. Salt: Happiness is what counts with children, happiness and harmony.
Interviewer 2: Well, congratulations to you Veruca. I hope youll enjoy your
day at the Chocolate factory and get everything you want.
Veruca: I will, dont you worry!
Interviewer 2: This is Eddie Baker for the Priory News.
C. Crew1: Cut; thank you everyone. Pack up (Move onto stage Veruca with
camera men clicking around her) (Veruca standing on a chair) (Interviewer 3
on floor & cameraman)

Interviewer 3: And here we are, outside the home of Miss Violet Beauregarde
winner of golden ticket number three.
Violet: Here it is ..... The third golden ticket and its all mine.
Interviewer 3: Excuse me, Miss Beauregarde.
Violet: You can call me Violet.
Interviewer 3: Well, Violet; congratulations on winning the third golden ticket.
Would you like to tell the people how you found your ticket?
Violet: Im a gum chewer normally, but when I heard about these tickets things
of Mr. Wonkas, I gave up gum and started on chocolate bars in the hope of
sticking lucky. Now, of course, Im back on gum I cant do without it I
munch it all day long, except for a few minutes at mealtimes, when I take it out
and stick it behind my ear for safe keeping. It may interest you to know that the
piece of gum Im chewing right at this moment is one Ive been working on for
over three months solid. Thats a record its beaten the record held by my best
friends Miss Cornelia Prinzmetal.
Hi there Cornelia (waves) She was furious! Im thrilled to be going to Mr.
Wonkas factory and I understand hes going to give me enough gum to last for
the rest of my whole life!
Interviewer 3: Thank you Violet.
(Mike sat in front of T.V engrossed wearing hat and guns Mrs. Teavee
flapping!)
Interviewer 1: This is the Teavee family where nine year old Mike has found
the fourth golden ticket. Umph (clears throat to distract Mike)
Mike: Cant you people see Im watching T.V. I wish you wouldnt interrupt
me.
Interviewer 1: Mrs. Teavee, will you tell us then how Mike found his golden
ticket.
Mrs. T: Well, he first opened a bar of chocolate while he was watching T.V. and
there it was! He wasnt very interested. Hed rather watch T.V. I serve all his
diners right here in front of the T.V.

Mike: Didnt I tell you to be quiet! This shows an absolute whiz-banger. I

watch it every day. I like gangsters best especially when they start pumping
each other full of lead. (Jumps up and start shooting the audience)
Gosh, what wouldnt I do, to be doing that myself? Leave me alone to watch
this (sit back down)
Interviewer 1: Sorry Mike! I think well return now to the studios where the
search for the fifth and final golden ticket continues. Goodnight!
(All Exit)
ACT 1 SCENE 5
(Curtains open all sleeping in darkness. Charlie carries candle to Grandpa
Jo)
Charlie: Grandpa Jo!
Grandpa Jo: What.... Oh its you Charlie.
Charlie: Grandpa I it really true that Wonkas Chocolate factory is the biggest
in the world?
Grandpa Jo: True, of course its true, its almost fifty times as big as any other.
Charlie: And is Willy Wonka really the cleverest chocolate maker in the world?
Grandpa Jo: Charlie, Mr. Willy Wonka is the most amazing, the most fantastic,
and the most extraordinary chocolate maker the world has ever seen. I though
everyone knew that!
Charlie: I knew he was famous and I knew he was very clever.
Grandpa Jo: Clever!.....hes more than that! Hes a magician with chocolate
he can make anything anything he wants hes even made ice cream that
stays frozen when left in the sun all day.
Charlie: But thats impossible.
Grandpa Jo: Of course its impossible but Mr. Wonka has done it.
(Pauses) ......Charlie!
Charlie: Yes Grandpa Jo.
Grandpa Jo: Ive got a surprise for you.

Charlie: What is it Grandpa?

Grandpa Jo: Here (hands him a bar of chocolate)
Charlie: But I gave you that money to buy tobacco, not chocolate for me.
Grandpa Jo: Open it, Charlie.
Charlie: No, Grandpa you do it.
Grandpa Jo: We dont have a hope really. You know that dont you?
Charlie: Yes, I know that.
Grandpa Jo: But theres always a tiny chance that it might be the one dont
you agree?
Charlie: Why dont you open it, Grandpa Jo?
Grandpa Jo: All in good time which end do you think I ought to open first?
Charlie: That corner top right just tear off a tiny bit.
Grandpa Jo: Like that?
Charlie: Yes, now a little more.
Grandpa Jo: (thrusts it to Charlie) You finish it Im too nervous!
Charlie: (hands it back) No, Grandpa, you must do it yourself.
Grandpa Jo: Very well then Here goes (rips wrapper shrugs shoulder.
Charlie and Grandpa Jo giggle & laugh. Charlie lies back on bed)
Grandma Jo: Whats that! What on earths going on.
Grandpa Jo: Nothing dear go back to sleep! (Curtains Close)

ACT 1 SCENE 6
(Crowd scene front stage. Mr. Bill cleaning store window. Charlie enters with
bag full of newspapers)
Suzie: Have you heard about the fifth golden ticket, Charlie?

Charlie: No, what about it?

Suzie: Someone is South America found it.
Charlie: Did they? Well, thats it then.
Franky: I brought over one hundred bars of Wonka chocolate, all my savings
are gone!
Suzie: Well, I bought more than that. I even had a loan from my dad! I think I
must have had about 176! How many did you have Charlie?
Charlie: Two
Franky: You never had two hundred Charlie youd never afford that amount!
Charlie: I didnt say two hundred, I said two.
Suzie: Two two Wonka bars Charlie Bucket only had two Wonka bars.
(Sings it in s m l jeering style) (Go off singing) (Music begins) (Charlie
sits down head in hands, legs over stage Mr. Bill looks & shakes his head)
(Suddenly Charlie jumps down & Picks up a shiny 50p and runs back onto
stage)
Charlie: Mr. Bill Ive just found some money, can I have a Wonka Whippie
Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight please!
Mr. Bill: Of course you can Charlie wait a minute (Charlie gives him money
& he goes into the shop)....Here you are.
Charlie: Thank you (Opens bar & eats it)
Mr. Bill: Take it easy, young man. Itll give you a tummy ache if you swallow
it like that without chewing.
Charlie (counts change) I think Ill have one more of those chocolate bars Mr.
Bill.... Ive just got enough!
Paperboy: Read all about it latest news to be printed. Fake Fifth Golden
Ticket Winner Read all about it.
Charlie: Does that mean that there is still a chance to find a golden ticket.
Paperboy: Of course it does sonny!
Charlie: mmmmmm....... (Thinks)

Mr. Bill: Here you are Charlie and dont eat it as quickly as your last bar.
(Exits)
Charlie: Thanks (walks away) I wonder! (Charlie takes out the bar and
carefully unwraps it)
Charlie: Aawar!
Paperboy: What is it sonny? Why, youve found it youve got golden ticket
come and have a look everyone, the kids found Wonkas last golden ticket.
Mr. Bill: Well done Charlie, you deserve it. Lets see it. Hold it up.
Paperboy: Look at the gold shinning!
Suzie: How did you manage to find Id like to know? All the bars Ive bought
and all the money I owe!
Franky: Think of all the free stuff hell be getting too a lifetimes supply of
chocolate. Its not fair! Ill give you fifty pounds for that ticket Charlie.
Paperboy: Id give you a hundred do you fancy selling?
Charlie: No (Nods head)
Mr. Bill: Leave him alone; dont you let anyone have it Charlie. Take it straight
home. Run all the way and dont stop till you get there!
Charlie: Thank you Mr. Bill (runs off) (Exit it all from front stage)

ACT 1 SCENE 7
(Curtains open Grandparents eating soup in bed)
Charlie: Mother, mother look Ive got it the last golden ticket, its mine. I
found some money in the street and I bought two bars of chocolate and the
second one had the golden ticket. People offered to pay a hundred pounds for it

but Mr. Bill rescued me and I ran all the way home and here I am. Its the fifth
golden ticket and Ive found it.
Mr. B: Youre pulling our legs Charlie, arent you? Youre having a little joke.
Charlie: No, Im not....look at it.
Grandpa Jo: Lets see it Charlie (Shows him the ticket) Theres some writing
(reads) Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this golden ticket from Mr. Willy
Wonka Tremendous things are in store for you. In your wildest dreams you
could not imagine that such things could happen to you! Charlie youve done
it.
Charlie: Grandpa, - it says I can take someone with me. I wish you could
come.
Grandpa Jo: Me.....I dont think....I could try.....help me up Charlie (Gets onto
his feet & falls back on bed)
Charlie: Are you ok?
Grandpa Jo: Lets try again Charlie.
Grandma Jos: Oh, be careful Jo, its been a long time.
Grandpa G: I hope you dont expect me to get up. Its taken me twenty years
to get comfortable.
Grandma G: Stop complaining George look at Jo!
Grandpa Jo: Look at me up and about. I havent done this in twenty years!
SONG 3: IVE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET
GRANDPA JOE:
I NEVER THOUGHT MY LIFE COULD BE
ANYTHING BUT CATASTROPHE
BUT SUDDENLY I BEGIN TO SEE
A BIT OF GOOD LUCK FOR ME
'CAUSE I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET
I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TWINKLE IN MY EYE
I NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO SHINE
NEVER A HAPPY SONG TO SING
BUT SUDDENLY HALF THE WORLD IS MINE
WHAT AN AMAZING THING

'CAUSE I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET

(Its ours, Charlie!)
I'VE GOT A GOLDEN SUN UP IN THE SKY
(Slippers, Charlie!)
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY
WHEN I WOULD FACE THE WORLD AND SAY
CHARLIE AND GRANDPA JOE:
"GOOD MORNING! AND LOOK AT THE SUN!"
GRANDPA JOE:
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I WOULD BE
SLAP IN THE LAP OF LUXURY
'CAUSE I'D HAVE SAID
CHARLIE:
"IT COULDN'T BE DONE"
GRANDPA JOE:
BUT IT CAN BE DONE
(Oooh! The cane, Charlie! Ah! Ahhh! (He laughs.) Here I
go! Watch my speed!)
GRANDPA JOE:
I NEVER DREAMED THAT I WOULD CLIMB
OVER THE MOON IN ECSTASY
BUT NEVERTHELESS IT'S THERE THAT I'M
SHORTLY ABOUT TO BE
CHARLIE AND GRANDPA JOE:
'CAUSE I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET
I'VE GOT A GOLDEN CHANCE TO MAKE MY WAY
AND WITH A GOLDEN TICKET IT'S A GOLDEN DAY
GRANDPA JOE:
(Good morning! Look at the sun!)
CHARLIE AND GRANDPA JOE:
'CAUSE I'D HAVE SAID, "IT COULDN'T BE DONE"
GRANDPA JOE:
BUT IT CAN BE DONE
I NEVER DREAMED THAT I WOULD CLIMB
OVER THE MOON IN ECSTASY
BUT NEVERTHELESS IT'S THERE THAT I'M
SHORTLY ABOUT TO BE

'CAUSE I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET

CHARLIE AND GRANDPA JOE:
I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET
I'VE GOT A GOLDEN CHANCE TO MAKE MY WAY
AND WITH A GOLDEN TICKET IT'S A GOLDEN DAY

Mr. B: It says that the factory will be open on the first day of February.
Mrs. B: Why thats tomorrow!
Grandpa Jo: Come on Charlie, we havent got a moment to lose.
(Curtain Closes)
ACT 1 SCENE 8
(Band music playing; crowd below front stage, warning flags. Chairs to sit on.
Augustus and Mrs. Gloop enter)
Veruca: I dont care what you say, I want to be first make sure I go in first.
Mr. Salt: Angel, Ill do my best.
Veruca: Youd better had or Ill scream?
Mr. Salt: Now, now Veruca.
Veruca: Out of my way (Pushes past Mrs Gloop) (Mrs. Gloop trying to take
sweets from Augustus)
Mrs. Gloop: Augustus do try and keep some things for later on Augustus
please! (Moves to seats)
Violet: Come on mum its my day remember.
Mrs. B: Ooh but (fusses with clothes)
Violet: Forget it mum- nobody wants to see you today. Hi Correlia sweetie.
Dont you wish you were coming with me? (Pulls gum out of her mouth!)
Mrs. Teavee: Now Mike, be careful you dont go attacking Mr. Wonka he
might not like it remember your manners!
Mike: I dont care mum I didnt ask him for a golden ticket. Im missing all
my favorite T.V programs. I hope dad remembers to video them! Bang! Bang!
(Enter Charlie and Grandpa Jo)

Charlie: Come on Grandpa Jo weve nearly made it those must be the other
golden ticket holers. Do you know whos who Grandpa?
Grandpa Jo: I think I can tell by looking at them. The chewing one is Violet
Beauregard. She crews one piece of gum for three months; the fat boy must be
Augustus Gloop.
Charlie: He enormous Grandpa, I wonder how much he eats to look like that.
Grandpa Jo: The kid with all the guns is Mike Teavee, its a wonder he hasnt
got square eyes.
Charlie: So, the one in the pretty dress must be Veruca Salt. I dont know
whether Im going to like her Grandpa.
Grandpa Jo: No she looks petty on the outside but Im not sure about on the
inside. Shes used to having everything her own way and if she cant shell
scream.
Charlie: I wonder, will she get everything she wants today.
Grandpa Jo: I dont know Charlie a few more steps here we go. (Walks to
chairs and sits) (Bell chimes)(Willy Wonka appears from doors up steps crowd
cheers)
W.W: (silences crowd) Welcome my little friends. Welcome to my chocolate
factory. Will you come forward one at a time please, and bring your parents.
Then, show me your golden ticket and give me your name Whos first?
(Veruca, Augustus rise but Augustus pushes Veruca out of the way)
Aug: Im Augustus Gloop
W.W: Augustus! My dear boy how good to see you! Delighted,
charmed....and this must be your mother (takes hand) My dear Mrs. Gloop
What a pleasure this is!
Veruca: My name is Veruca Salt.
W.W: Veruca how do you do? You do have an interesting name, dont you? I
always thought that a verruca was a sort of wart that you got on the sole of your
foot? But I must be wrong mustnt I! How pretty you look.
Veruca: I have plenty more of these at home.
W.W: And Mr. Salt my pleasure indeed.

Violet: Violet Beauregarde I prefer gum to chocolate.

W.W: Well, Violet, I know you wont be disappointed with what I have in store
for you Mrs. Beauregarde, how smart you look!
Mike: Hands up! Im Teavee Mike Teavee
W.W: What a charming child! (Sarcastically) Mrs. Teavee you must be so
proud of him!
Charlie: Charlie Bucket (Shakes hand)
W.W: Charlie well youre the one who found your ticket only yesterday.
Just in time! Im so glad and this is?
Charlie: This is my Grandpa Jo
W.W: Delighted to meet you Sir. Now, will you please follow me; our tour is
about to begin; but do keep together. I shouldnt like to lose any of you.
ACT 2 SCENE 1
(Front stage enter from doors)
W.W: Here we are, come in, come in.
Charlie: Look Grandpa theres a store room for creams (reads) Dairy cream,
Whipped cream, Violet cream, Coffee cream, Pineapple cream, Vanilla cream
and hair cream.
Mike: Hair cream you dont use hair cream in sweets! do you?
W.W: Theres no time to answer silly questions.
Grandpa Jo: Charlie, theres another store room there. All the beans, Cacao
beans, Coffee beans, Jelly beans and Has beans.
Violet: Has beans?
W.W: Youre one yourself! Come on no time for arguing. Youll find it very
warm in here. I have to keep it warm because of the workers. Please take off
your hats and coats (enter Oompa Loompas take hats and coats and exit)
Veruca: Look daddy, over there its a little man!

Augustus: Are those your workers?

W.W: Well, some of them.
Mr. Salt: Where do they come from? Who are they Mr. Wonka?
Mrs. Gloop: Look at their hair they cant possibly be real people?
W.W: Of course theyre real people. Theyre Oompa Loompas.
Together: Oompa Loompas.
W.W: Imported all the way from Loompaland.
Mrs. Beauregarde: Ive never heard of Loompaland!
Mrs. Teavee: Mr. Wonka, excuse me, but I am a teacher of Geography.....
W.W: Then youll know all about it. What a terrible country it is. Nothing but
thick jungles, infested by the most dangerous beasts in the
world....Hornswoggles, snozzwangers and those terrible, wicked
whangdoddlers. (All look at each other, looking confused)
W.W: Do you know that a whangdoddle would eat ten Oompa Loompas for
breakfast and still look for more!
Violet: But what did the Oompa Loompas eat?
W.W: They had to live in the top of the trees surviving on caterpillars and red
beetles. The one food they longed for more than any other was the cacao bean.
You only had mention the word cacao and the Oompa Loompas would start
dribbling at the mouth.
Mrs. Teavee: Isnt chocolate made from cacao beans?
W.W: I use billions every week in my factory, so when I heard that they loved
cacao beans, I asked them would they like to come and live with me and they
could eat as much cacao bean as they wanted.
Mr. Salt: What do they work like?
W.W: They are wonderful workers, they love dancing and singing. I expect
youll hear them singing a good deal today.

Veruca: Daddy, daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa I want you to get me an

Oompa Loompa. I want one right away. I want one to take one home with me.
Go on daddy. Get me an Oompa Loompa.
Mr. Salt: Now now pet we mustnt interrupt Mr. Wonka.
Veruca: But I want one now.
Mr. Salt: All right I cant get one this second please be patient.
Mrs. Salt: Oh try and make sure she gets one before the day is out wont you.
Mr. Salt: Yes, yes, Ill try.
Grandpa Jo: What a marvelous smell, roasting coffee, burnt sugar, violets,
apple blossom.
Mrs. Beauregarde: Nuts, crushed hazlenuts.
W.W: And now.....well begin our journey. Shut your eyes and count to 3.

SONG 4: COME WITH ME

COME WITH ME
AND YOU'LL BE
IN A WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION
TAKE A LOOK
(whips cane around)
AND YOU'LL SEE
INTO YOUR IMAGINATION
WE'LL BEGIN
(whips cane around)
WITH A SPIN
TRAVELLING IN THE WORLD OF MY CREATION
WHAT WE'LL SEE
WILL DEFY
EXPLANATION
(whips cane around)
IF YOU WANT TO VIEW PARADISE
SIMPLY LOOK AROUND AND VIEW IT
ANYTHING YOU WANT TO, DO IT

WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD

(pulls hair out of Mike's head)
THERE'S NOTHING
TO IT
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Hurry up, Violet.
CHARLIE: This way, Grandpa.
WONKA:
THERE IS NO LIFE I KNOW
TO COMPARE WITH PURE IMAGINATION
LIVING THERE
YOU'LL BE FREE
IF YOU TRULY WISH TO BE
IF YOU WANT TO VIEW PARADISE
SIMPLY LOOK AROUND AND VIEW IT
ANYTHING YOU WANT TO, DO IT
WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD
THERE'S NOTHING
TO IT
THERE IS NO LIFE I KNOW
TO COMPARE WITH PURE IMAGINATION
LIVING THERE
YOU'LL BE FREE
IF YOU TRULY
WISH TO BE

(Curtains open)
ACT 2 SCENE 2
W.W: This is the most important room of all. This is the nerve center of the
whole factory everything you see is all eatable all made of something
different and delicious. The grass you are standing on is a new kind of soft
minty sugar that Ive just invented I call it swudge! Try a blade its
delectable. (Violet sticks gum behind her ear and tries it)
Charlie: Isnt it wonderful! Hasnt it got a wonderful taste Grandpa?
Grandpa Jo: I could eat the whole field. I could go round on all fours like a
cow and eat every blade of grass in the field!
Mr. Salt: Whats the matter with your river Wonka? Is it polluted?

W.W: Its all chocolate- every drop of the river is hot melted chocolate of the
finest quality. Theres enough chocolate in there to fill every bath tub in the
entire country. The waterfall is the most important part as it mixes the
chocolate. No other factor in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall. Its the
only way to do it properly. The pipes suck up the chocolate and carry it to all
the other rooms where its needed. (Oompa Loompas come in and add sugar
and water as the river churns it up)
--------- Dance of River--------(Augustus begins drinking towards the end of the song)
Mrs Gloop: Augustus! Augustus sweetheart. I dont think you had better do
that!
W.W: Oh no Please Augustus I beg you not to do that. My chocolate must
be untouched by human hands.
Mrs. Gloop: Augustus! Didnt you her what the man said. Come away from
that river at once.
Augustus: This stuff is fabulous. I need a bucket to drink it properly.
W.W: You must come away. You are drinking my chocolate.
Mrs. Gloop: Youll be giving that nasty cold of yours to millions of people all
over the country be careful Augustus!
Augustus: (Falls in) Ahhh!!!!!
(River churns around him)
Mrs. Gloop: Save him (Grabs Mrs. Beauregarde)
Mrs. Beauregarde: Im not diving in there, Ive got my best clothes on.
Augustus: Help! Help! Fish me out.
Charlie: (Holds out a stick) Try and reach this Augustus.
Mrs. Gloop: Dont just stand there - do something! Augustus!
W.W: Its no good, any minute now hell be sucked up the pipe.
Charlie: There he goes.
Mrs. Gloop: Augustus come out at once.

W.W: Too late. Now calm down my dear lady. There is no danger. No danger
whatsoever. Hes gone on a little journey, but hell come out just fine, just you
wait and see.
Mrs. Gloop: How can he possibly come out fine? Hell be made into
marshmallows in five seconds.
W.W: Impossible. Unthinkable. Absurd! He could never be made into
marshmallows.
Mrs. Gloop: And why not?
W.W: Because that pipe doesnt go anywhere near it. The one Augustus went
up leads directly to the room where I make the most delicious kind of
strawberry flavored chocolate covered fudge.
Mrs. Gloop: The hell be made into strawberry flavored chocolate covered
fudge. My poor Augustus. Theyll be selling him by the pound all over the
country tomorrow morning.
W.W: Hell be perfectly safe.
Mrs. Gloop: Hell be chocolate fudge.
W.W: Never.
Mrs. Gloop: Of course he will.
W.W: I wouldnt allow it.
Mrs. Gloop: And why not?
W.W: Because the taste would be terrible. Just imagine it Augustus flavored
chocolate coated Gloop! No-one would buy it. (Calls Oompa Loompas) Take
Mrs. Gloop up to the fudge room and help her to find Augustus before he gets
poured into the fudge boiler.
Mrs. Gloop: Augustus (cries into hanky)
W.W: Goodbye Mrs. Gloop Im so sorry Goodbye (music intro begins)
Charlie: Will he be alright Grandpa?
Grandpa Jo: I expect so Charlie dont worry it serves him right for being so
greedy.

SONG: OOMPA LOOMPA

(Get boat ready)
W.W: Please dont worry about Augustus. We shall have to make the next part
of the journey by boat. Here she comes look. (Boat enters with a few Oompa
Loompas) This is my private yacht. I made her by hollowing out an enormous
boiled sweet Isnt she beautiful. (Mike Teavee starts licking it) Hey there
Teavee, please do not lick the boat with your tongue. It will only make it sticky.
Veruca: I want you to buy me a big pink boiled sweet boat exactly like Mr.
Wonkas. And I want lots of Oompa Loompas to row me about and I want a
chocolate river and I want........
Grandpa Jo: What she wants is a good kick in the pants!
Charlie: Isnt this wonderful Grandpa. Im loving every minute. (Begins to go
dark. Ultra violet effect music begins quietly)
Violet: How can they see where they are going?
W.W: Theres no knowing where theyre going?

SONG: THERES NO WAY BACK

(Begins softly then sings manically)
Mrs. Teavee: I think Im going to be sick!
Mrs. Beauregarde: I want to get off.
Mike: This is better than the movies.
Mr. Salt: Come on Wonka stop the boat.
Veruca: I dont want a boat like this anymore!
W.W: Stop the boat! (Lights up immediately)
ACT 2 SCENE 3
(Oompa Loompas take boat to far side)
Charlie: Where are we now, Mr. Wonka?

W.W: This is the place where my secret new inventions are cooking and
simmering. Please make sure you do not touch anything. (Goes to jar full of
marbles) I am inventing them for children who are given very little pocket
money. Its called an everlasting Gobstopper and you can suck it and suck it and
it will never get any smaller.
Violet: (To the others) Its like gum!
W.W: It is not like gum. Gum is for chewing and if you tried chewing one of
these Gobstoppers, youd break your teeth off! ..... and these never disappear, at
least I dont think they do. (Goes to an Oompa Loompa who has a label around
his neck) This Oompa Loompa has been sucking one for nearly a year now and
its still just as good as ever! Now over here, Im inventing a new line of
toffees. (Stirs a big cauldron of mixture)
Grandpa Jo: What sort of toffees, Mr. Wonka?
W.W: Hair toffee you just eat one tiny bit of that and in exactly half an hour a
brand new luscious, thick, beautiful crop of hair will start growing all over the
top of your head and a moustache and a beard!
Veruca: A beard! Who wants a beard for goodness sake?
W.W: It would suit you very well but unfortunately the mixture is not quite
right yet but Ill sort it out. Then theyll be no excuse any more for little boys
and girls going about with bald heads.
Mike: But little boys and girls never go around with..
W.W: Dont argue my dear child please dont argue. Its such a precious
waste of time! (Mrs. Beauregarde moves towards center machine)
Mrs. Bauregarde: Whats this machine doing?
Violet: Well, this machine makes the most amazing and sensational gum in the
world.
Violet: It looks like any other gum to me and I should know Im an expert
when it comes to gum.
W.W: This, my dear Violet, is a whole three course diner all by itself.
Mr. Salt: Nonsense!

W.W: Sir, when I start selling this gum it will change everything. It will be the
end of kitchens, cooking and shopping. This piece of gum just happens to be
tomato soup, roast beef and blueberry pie, but you could have almost anything
you wanted.
Violet: What do you mean its tomato soup, roast beef and blueberry pie?
W.W: If you were to chew it then that is exactly what you would get on the
menu. You can actually feel the food going down your throat and into your
tummy.
Veruca: Its utterly impossible.
Violet: If its gum, then I can chew it. Come on Mr. Wonka, hand over this
magic piece of gum of yours and well see if the thing works.
Mrs. Beauregarde: Now Violet dont lets do anything silly.
Violet: I want the gum Whats so silly.
W.W: I would rather you didnt take it. You see, I havent got it quite right yet.
Violet: I dont care (grabs the gum)
W.W: Dont, please.
Violet: Fabulous! Its tomato soup. Its hot and creamy and delicious. I can feel
it running down my throat.
W.W: Stop! The gum isnt ready yet!
Violet: Its working beautifully oh what lovely soup it is.
W.W: Spit it out please!
Violet: its changing the second course is coming up its roast beef, mmmm
tender and juicy what a flavor! The baked potato is marvelous. Its got a
crispy skin and its got butter inside.
Mrs. Beauregarde: But how interesting Violet you are a clever girl. Keep
chewing!
W.W: No, no, no it isnt right.

Violet: Blueberry pie and cream here it comes its as if Im chewing and
swallowing great spoonfuls of the most marvelous blueberry pie! (Walks of
stage)
Mrs. Beauregarde: But Violet Good hevens girl, whats happening to your
nose! (Violet enters)
Violet: Oh be quiet mother, let me finish.
Mrs. Beauregarde: Its turning blue your nose is turning as blue as a
blueberry.
Mrs. Salt: Your mothers right dear your whole nose has gone purple.
Violet: What do you mean oh leave me alone will you! (Exits)
Mrs. Beauregarde: Did you see her cheeks? They were beginning to turn blue
as well Violet spit that gum out at once Ooh where is she?
W.W: I told her that I havent got it quite right. It always goes wrong when we
get to the desert. Its the blueberry pie that does it. Ive tried it twenty times on
twenty Oompa Loompas and its the same every time they all turned into
blueberries.
Mrs. Beauregarde: But I dont want a blueberry for a daughter! (Violet enters)
Ahh! Violet youve turned violet. Whats happening to you!
Violet: I feel sick!
Mrs. Beauregarde: Youre swelling up like a balloon.
Mr. Salt: Try pricking her with a pin.
W.W: Its no good shell have to be squeezed (Snap, crackle and pop clicks
fingers and enter Oompa Loompas) Take Mrs. Beauregarde to the juicing room.
Mrs. Beauregarde: But what will they do to her there?
W.W: Theyll de-juice her if shes not squeezed soon, shell burst. Now dont
worry, my dear Mrs. Beauregarde well get her repaired if its the last thing we
do!
SONG: OOMPA LOOMPA (come on from piano)
(Curtains close)

ACT 2 SENCE 4
(Square sweets and lickable wallpaper floats on front stage)
W.W: Well, well, well, two naughty children gone, three good little children
left.
Charlie: Will Violet Beauregarde ever be all right again, or will she always be a
blueberry?
W.W: Theyll de-juice her in no time at all.
Charlie: But will she still be blue all over?
W.W: No, no shell be purple A fine rich purple from head to toe. Thats
what comes from chewing disgusting gum all day long!
Mike: If you think gum is so disgusting why do you make it in your factory?
W.W: I do wish you wouldnt mumble I cant hear a word youre saying.
Here we have lickable wallpaper ideal for nurseries. It has pictures of fruit on
it, bananas, apples, oranges, grapes, strawberries and snozzberries.
Veruca: Snozzberries?
W.W: Please dont interrupt! When you lick the picture of a banana it tastes like
a banana. When you lick a strawberry, it tastes like a strawberry. When you lick
a sozzberry, it tastes like a snozzberry.
Mike: But what does a snozzberry taste like?
W.W: Youre mumbling again speak louder next time and there are my
favorites...... square sweets that look round.
Mike: They dont look round to me.
Veruca: They look square they look completely square.
W.W: But they are square I never said they werent.
Veruca: You said they were round.
W.W: I never said anything of the sort. I said they looked round.
Veruca: They most certainly do not look round.

Mrs. Salt: Veruca darling, pay no attention to Mr. Wonka hes lying to you.
W.W: Am I indeed. Watch this. (Takes out a pipe, plays a few notes square
sweets then turn round)
DANCE: (Of square sweets)
W.W: Thank you very much. On we go....follow on. (Exits through doors)
Charlie: I wonder whats behind there Grandpa Jo.
Grandpa Jo: Shall we take a peep, Charlie? Mr. Wonka wont miss us for a
moment.
Charlie: You go first Grandpa.
Grandpa Jo: Come on Charlie its all right. (Curtain Opens) (Ultra violet
lights and Charlie and Grandpa Jo hooked and ready to fly!)
Grandpa Jo: This must be the fizzy lifting drink machine that Mr. Wonka was
telling us about.
Charlie: Look at all these bubbles can I try a drop Grandpa Jo?
Grandpa Jo: Yes, go on Charlie Ill try some too. (Cup hands and drink a
drop)
Charlie: mmmmm....tastes fruity I feel a bit light headed oh Grandpa look
im lifting off the ground Im flying.
Grandpa Jo: So am I Charlie isnt this fabulous. Flying through the air like a
bird.
Charlie: How do we get down Grandpa?
Grandpa Jo: I dont know Charlie.
Charlie: (Burps) Oh look Grandpa if you burp you go down try burping.
(Burp until they are back on the ground)
Grandpa Jo: Wed better go and catch Mr. Wonka up come on Charlie this
way. (Curtain Closes Oompa Loompa dance)

ACT 2 SCENE 5

(Curtains open Geese on stage) (Enter from door Grandpa Jo & Charlie
join them)
W.W: Now to see the geese that lay golden eggs for Easter.
Veruca: But Easters gone.
W.W: Please dont tell them that Im trying to get ahead for the next year!
Mr. Salt: How do you know that the eggs they are laying are safe to eat I
mean you cant be too careful nowadays!
W.W: See the eggdicator if its a good egg, it gets wrapped up and boxed. If
its a bad egg it goes down the chute to the rubbish heap.
Veruca: Daddy, I want a goose!
Mr. Salt: Now, Veruca, dont be silly sweetheart. These all belong to Mr.
Wonka.
Veruca: I dont care about that I want one I want one now.
Mr. Salt: Name your piece Wonka, what do you want for one of those geese?
(Gets out a cheque book)
W.W: Theyre not for sale she cant have one.
Veruca: Hmmmm (Starts to pout and cry)
Mrs. Salt: Ooo Veruca dear, mummyll get you a goose as soon as we get
home.
Veruca: But I dont want any old goose. I want a goose thatwill lay Golden
eggs.
SONG: I WANT
(Towards the end of the song, sits on the eggdicator moves to bad egg falls
down chute)
Mr. Salt: Wheres she gone?
W.W: Down the chute where all the bad eggs go!
Mrs. Salt: But where does the chute go to?

W.W: That particular chute runs directly to the rubbish pipe which carries away
all the rubbish from every part of the factory.
Mrs. Salt: Where does it end up?
W.W: Why, in the furnace of course. It all goes to the incinerator. Dont worry
theres always a chance they might not have lit it today.
Mr. Salt: I think youve gone a shade too far this time Ill have you know Im
extremely cross about this!
W.W: Oh dont be cross she may even be stuck in the chute just below the
entrance hole and if thats the case all you have to do is go in and pull her up
again.
Mrs. Salt: Veruca are you down there? Ahhhh (falls in)
Mr. Salt: Angina dear whats it like down there Angina Help
W.W: Well they had what they wanted.
Grandpa Jo: Whats that?
W.W: Veruca went first! What a lot of rubbish weve had today!
Charlie: But whats going to happen to them now?
W.W: I expect someone will catch them at the bottom of the chute. They only
light the incinerator every other day they might be lucky.
SONG: OOMPA LOOMPA
W.W: Ive never seen anything like this before the children are disappearing
like rabbits.
Mike: Isnt there a T.V anywhere in this factory?
W.W: Certainly shall we go there now? Follow me.
(Curtains Close)

ACT 2 SCENE 6
(Enter front stage hands out dark glasses. Oompa Loompas on stage with
camera and T.V set)

W.W: Put these on and dont take them off in here whatever you do! This light
could blind you! This is the testing room for my latest invention Television
chocolate.
Mike: Whats Television chocolate?
W.W: It works by television. I dont like television myself I suppose its
alright in small doses, but children never seem to be able to take it in small
doses. They want to sit there all day long staring at the screen.
Mike: Thats me!
Mrs. Teavee: Be quiet, Mike!
W.W: The first time I saw a television working, I was struck by a tremendous
idea if these people can break up a photograph into millions of pieces and
send them whizzing through the air and then put them together again at the
other end, why cant I do the same with a bar of chocolate!
Mike: Impossible!
W.W: You think so lets see Bring in the chocolate. (Curtains open) (Enter
Oompa Loompas carrying large bar of chocolate)
Mike: Look at the size of that!
W.W: It has to be that big because whenever you send something by television
it always come out much smaller that it was when it went in! Here we go
stand back switch on (Strobe begins)
Grandpa Jo: The chocolates gone!
W.W: Its on its way rushing through the air above our heads in a million tiny
pieces. Watch the screen now here it comes (Strobe off) Take it!
Mike: How can you take it? Its just a picture on a television screen.
W.W: Charlie Bucket You take it Reach out and grab it. (Charlie reaches
into the T.V and brings out the chocolate bar) Eat it go on Itll be delicious.
Its the same bar only its got smaller on the journey.
Grandpa Jo: Absolutely fantastic its a miracle.
W.W: Soon youll be able to see an advert on television for Wonkas chocolate
and reach out and simply eat it!

Mike: Could you send a real person from one place to another?
W.W: A person? I dont really know. Im pretty sure you could. I wouldnt want
to risk it though. It might have some nasty results.
Mike: (Rushes over to spot facing the camera) Look at me Im going to be
the first person in the world to be sent by television. (Strobe starts)
W.W: No!
Mrs. Teavee: Mike stop! Come back. Youll be turned into a million tiny
pieces.
Mike: See you later, Alligator!
Mrs. Teavee: Hes gone hes gone.
W.W: We shall have to hope for the best.
Mrs. Teavee: Mike, Mike, where are you?
W.W: Ill tell you where he is hes whizzing around above our heads in a
million pieces. Watch the television screen.
Mrs. Teavee: Hes taking a long time to come back.
W.W: Oh dear! I do hope that no part of him gets left behind.
Mrs. Teavee: What on earth do you mean?
W.W: I dont wish to alarm you, but it sometimes happens that only about half
the little pieces find their way into the television set!
Mrs. Teavee: You mean only half of Mike is coming back to us!
W.W: Lets hope its the top half Wait somethings happening Here he
comes. (Strobe stops)
Mrs. Teavee: (Covers eyes) Is he all in one piece?
W.W: Im not sure.
Mrs. Teavee: Ahhhh hes a midget Mike are you alright?
Mike: (Mike off stage with microphone) Hi Mum, no need to shout.Im he first
person to be sent by television.

W.W: Grab him quick. Good hes completely unharmed.

Mrs. Teavee: (Holding model by fingertips) You call that unharmed!
Charlie: Hes shrunk.
W.W: Of course hs shrunk.
Mrs. Teavee: This is terrible. What are we going to do! I cant send him back to
school like this, hell get trodden on and hell get squashed. He wont be able to
do anything.
Mike: Oh yes I will, Ill still be able to watch T.V.
Mrs. Teavee: Never again. The televisions going right out of the window the
moment we get home. Ive had enough of televisions. (Pops Mike into bag) Is
there anything you can do to make him grow?
W.W: We could try stretching him on the gum testing machine but hell end up
awfully thin.
Mrs. Teavee: How thin?
W.W: I havent a clue but im sure with a triple dose of supervitamin
chocolate, hell soon fatten up.
Mrs. Teavee: Supervitamin chocolate What is that?
W.W: Huge amounts of Vitamin A and B but it also contains vitamins C, D, E,
F, G, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, T, U, V, W, X, Y and Z.
Charlie: What about vitamins S and H?
W.W: Well, vitamin S makes you sick and vitamin H makes you grow horns on
the top of your head. The most magical vitamin of them all is vitamin Wonka.
Mrs. Teavee: And what will that do?
W.W: Itll make his toes grow out until they are as long as his fingers!
Mrs. Teavee: Oh no!
W.W: Oh, its the most useful, Mrs. Teavee, hell be able to play the piano with
his feet!
Mrs. Teavee: But Mr. Wonka..............

W.W: No arguments please (Calls Oompa Loompas) Follow these orders

youll find the boy in Mrs. Teavees bag. Off you go now. Dont look so
worried. Goodbyt Mrs. Teavee.
SONG: OOMPA LOOMPA
(Curtains close)
ACT 2 SCENE 7
W.W: Now where shall we go? How many children are left now?
Grandpa Jo: Theres only Charlie left now.
W.W: You mean youre the only one left!
Charlie: Yes sir.
W.W: But my dear boy..... That means that .......youve won! Oh I do
congratulate you, Im absolutely delighted.
Grandpa Jo: Excuse me, Mr. Wonka, what has he won?
W.W: Oh I love my chocolate factory. Do you love my chocolate factory
Charlie?
Charlie: Oh yes. I think its the most wonderful place in the world.
W.W: Im very pleased to hear you say that and I shall tell you why. I have
decided to make you a present of the whole place. As soon as youre old enough
to run it the entire factory will become yours.
Grandpa Jo: Giving it to him, you much be joking.
W.W: I am not joking sir, Im deadly serious.
Grandpa Jo: But why should you want to give your factory to Charlie?
W.W: I have no family of my own and I need someone to take care of the
Oompa Loompas.
Charlie: Is that why you sent out the golden tickets?
W.W: Yes, I wanted a child, a good sensible loving child to whom I can tell all
my most precious sweet making secrets while Im still alive.

Grandpa Jo: Do you really truly mean that you are giving the whole of this
enormous factory to little Charlie.
W.W: Yes, Ive seen that hes thoughtful and kind and I know that hell take
special care of the Oompa Loompas. You must be very proud of him and I
know in time, I will be too.
Charlie: Thank you Mr. Wonka. I hope I wont let you down.
W.W: Im sure you wont. We must go now and fetch your family.
Charlie: What, you mean Grandpa George, Grandma Josephine and Grandma
Georgina can all live here with you.
W.W: Yes, they can live in the factory from now on and help to run it until you
are old enough to do it yourself.
Charlie: Its like a dream come true.
W.W: Thats what dreams are made from...........Imagination!
SONG: IF YOU WANT TO VIEW PARADISE
(All exit)