for all you people who understand this im actualy FINE right now...

i dont need
to mess anything up for myself right now!...
i dunno if it was the two slices of apple pie COVERED with whipped cream or wut.
.. maybe im just having a good spell im praying that it lasts. I'm getting a job
and im gonna try to join a club *this is where we all say WUT THE FUCK FOR?????
?!?!?!?!?!?!* so that i dont have to b at home :-)!!!! that was a fake smile for
all of you out there! lol! ok back to some fuuuuny shit! last night...jackass+m
om=big experiment... LOL....it even started out great!
mom: "so wut do i say '2 for jackass'?"
me "yep"
*insert laughs here*
then we went in and sat down and the movie started THAT FUCKIN GMOVIE IS soooooo
oooooo gross/ FUNNY! it is so great, definate must see except i almost threw up
like 5 times... but laughing at the same time... but i didnt dont worry.... wow
thats all i can say without giving stuff away.... yes so mom thought that most o
f it was just gross but i saw here laughin at the gross parts.. she was like no
the gross parts werent funny SUUUUURE! any ways mom calle dit a big experiment t
o go see it, at least she didnt like freak out... LOL!
then i came home and called jamie and we talked for a loooong time lol.... I AM
SOO CONFUSED WITH MYSELF.... someone give me a gun, if you dont have one ill hav
e to resort to paper cuts! OOOWW! sry that was really random but thats wut this
page is for... im gonna go look for somepin funny to post on here from online. o
yea i had my mom take the totally useless online test and shes a orange polkado
tted piglet with light blue lipstick.
posted by hannah 11:47 AM
Friday, November 08, 2002
yea so like a couple days ago i forgot.. in global studies the convo btw me alli
e and kelly:
allie and i talking about things being random i think*
me: "yea one leg of a chicken is always stronger than the other, i forget which
though"
kelly: "chicken legs running in circles? wut?"
its was hillarious we all started like crying
omg today in geometry matt slapped some kid vito and he got up and flipped matt'
s desk.. which he was still sitting in.. and him and the desk just totally fell
sideways to the ground he didnt gget hurt and it was REALLY REALLY funny!

Me and mom are having an ok day together... i mean even though i still cant stan
d her and shes all wierd around me now... we ate chinese food (after i ate dinne
r already)... we had fortune cookies and i opened hers and i was like u get the
cookie i get the fortune ok? she said ok... i break it open it says.. "Romance h
as not gone out of your life for good" i say OH GOOD im glad im only 14 and mom
goes HEY i need that one its mine! and i was like yea u and DAAAAAVID! and she w
as like no laughing.. and i was like yea.. how he might move in uh huh sure mom.
. and she was like u know thats not y thats a STRICT possibility lol... it was g
reat...
Then she was at the computer talkin on the phon ein the comp. chair and i had a
game up on th escreeen of scrabble and i sat on her lap to play and she started
like complaining that i was too big *aka heavy* for that but i didnt move and sh
e didnt make me so we played scrabble together lol we lost against the comp. OMG
then mom was like you wana see a movie w/ me tonight and i was like yea im up f
or a movie since i dont hve to pay when i got w/ u so i get online to look a wut
s playing and when and i convinced her REALLY easily to go see JACKASS w/ me!!!
OMG! i am still sooooo shocked! this willl be sooooooooo interesting!!!
posted by hannah 3:51 PM
Wednesday, November 06, 2002
today wasnt funny end of story... i tried to laugh and i did succeed for a bit..
 yea gym was BRILLLIANT! we played mitten football... 1/2 the class against the
other... i was on michelles team and mrs doyle put on this nutsy music and we pl
ayed really well and we were all screaming and cheering and dancing and it was h
illarious.... then i spent the next period feeling like i was gonna throw up cry
ing... opps that wasnt funny... lets see wut else wut else... i guess thats it..
my memory and consentration has been horrible lately guys sry bout that! ooo je
n!!!!...
note to jen from me: "would you eat a cat?"
note to me from jen: "well i might eat a HAT"
*i give the note to the kid who sits next to me for a laugh*
kid: "whats so funny about this you guys are wierd"
*jen and i crack up*
note to jen from me: "wow! LIFES A FUCKIN BITCH, make me laugh"
note to me from jen: "matts fat cuz he ate a hat"
* i laugh and give the note to the same kid for laughs... cuz hes ironically mat
t*
matt: "im fat cuz i eat a lot"
jen: " yoiur fat cuz u ate a hat"
matt *to me*: "would you eat a cat?"
me: "NO!" *laughs*
posted by hannah 2:05 PM
yesterday...
in global studies i was reading a ws with allie i was reading upside-down while
she was listening for the answers... and it said "northern tier" and i said "nor
man tier" trust me it was some FUUUUNY shit that was liek the hardest i laughed
all day yesterday... then she wrote "norman" as her name on the top of the ws...
it was crazy!!!!
posted by hannah 1:57 PM
Sunday, November 03, 2002
OMG this is like better that the best! swears in other languages!!! ill do one f
rom each languaguage theres a lot:
afrikaans.... kak = shit
arabic.... Waj ab zibik! = An infection to your dick! (the arabs have sum really
funny 1s)
armenian.... Kuk oudelic shoon = shit eating dog
bengali.... gud = pussy
bulgarian.... Peeshka Glava = penis head
chinese.... ow lun dun jhew hai = ox cock boiled in a pig's cunt (whoa disgustin
g)
czech.... Mrdat, prcat = very dirty words for "fuck,"used only by the lowest peo
ple
(whores, thugs, etc.)
dutch....sukkel= dumbfuck
estonian.... mine vittu = fuck off
finnish....paskiainen = bastard
french....putain, pute = whore
french quebec.... Va fourrer ta mère = motherfucker
german.... Hurensohn = sonuvabitch
greek.... se gamo kai hino,les na pahino? = popular insult
hebrew....mitromem mizdayen batahat = gay assfucker
hindi... Gaand gaa-nd = ass
hungarian....geci= crap shit kid
indonesian....perek=bitch
italian...no me interesso un cazzo = i dont give a damn
japanese.... Chikushoo = oh fuck
korean.... She-pa-nom = no exact translation but bad
latin....meretrix = prostitute
malaysian.... bohsia = young horny bitch
morrocan....takool zep ala hamada = eat the dick of a donkey
norwegian...ta å dræg dæ = go masturbate
pursian...bee-sharaf = bad insult
polish...dupek = asshole
portuguese....bicha,viado = faggot
russian.... per-ee-staan haameetca =[ stop bitching
serbian... Govedo = jerk
slovenian... vosu = idiot
spanish....mierda = shit
surinam.... bloeler = gay
swedish... pattar = tits
tagalog....inutil = worthless moron
turkish... puchtt = pimp
yiddish... putz = dickhead

there ya go now go make some dirty comments to your teachers enjoy yourself... a
nd tell me all about it!!!! :-D!!! that was way too amusing!

posted by hannah 5:27 PM

HAHAHA... these are some pathetic/harsh/funny insults!!! enjoy...try not to laug
h to hard and dont wet urselves! ur big boys n girls now... OK OK well at least
TRY!
Hey, you're not much of a looker, but I'll have you.
Thanks. You must be very open-minded. Was that how your brain slipped out?

You were one of the first to get a brain, before they were perfected

If I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional

You look familiar too, but that's not surprising, I collect bugs for a hobby.

When they were giving out brains, you thought they said grains, and you said "Ma
ke mine oatmeal"

When they were giving out brains, you thought they said canes, and you said "I w
on't need one of those"

She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard

theres a lot more but im too lazy to put them up

posted by hannah 4:43 PM
ah yes science was WONDERFULLY stupid! Madeline, Allie, Christina, and I laughed
the whole time about nothing! I dont remember any of it... i dont think i was d
runk... hmm.... lol jk!... but anyways... How much wood could a wood duck duck i
f a wood duck could duck wood? he'd duck as much as a wood duck could duck if a
wood duck could duck wood.
allie: how do u "duck"?
madeline: (bends head as if ducking underneath something and gives allie and i a
disgruntled look) LOL
HBananas19 [8:30 PM]: how much wood could a wood duck duck if a wood duck could
duck wood? Polkadot333 [8:31 PM]: HA HA HA
Polkadot333 [8:31 PM]: not much, after all they do live in the water
HBananas19 [8:31 PM]: hed duck as much as a wood duck could duck if a wood duck
could duck wood
Polkadot333 [8:31 PM]: unless there are many overhanging branches
Polkadot333 [8:31 PM]: but then again, they are stupid
HBananas19 [8:31 PM]: LOL!

posted by hannah at 6:48 PM

OMG! the day has finally come where i've made a "blog" (wutever kinda word that
is!) I will not diss people... that is anyone besides myself. i will just simply
post amusing things for easily amused, simple minded people *cough cough... me*
let it begin....!
posted by hannah at 6:39 PM