HOUSE RULES.

Atty. Abe: [To his Wife] I come home when I want to, I will go anywhere I like and
when I come home, I want my meals ready! Is that understood?
Maldita: Okay, that is not a problem to me. But I want to have sex at 7 p.m.
everyday, whether you are here or not!

EXTENSIVE TESTS
Maldita consulted a sex therapist regarding her problem.
Maldita: Doctor, paano ko malalaman na sex maniac ako kasi lagi akung binibiro na
ganyan daw ako ng mga kaibigan ko?
Doctor: Marami tayung gagawin na tests iha. Pero bago ang lahat, please bitiwan
mo munba ang itlog ko!

PARKER PEN
Abe: (To the salesgirl) Miss pabili nga Parker pen.
Saleslady: Sorry po sir, wala po kaming tindang ballpen dito.
Abe: My God! Anung klaseng Penshoppe ito na walang tindang ballpen!

KALOKOHAN!
Doctor: Bago ka pumunta dito, may nauna ka na bang pinagkunsultahan tungkol sa
sakit mo?
Abe: Sa albularyo po.
Doctor: Anung KALOKOHAN ang pinayo sa iyo?
Abe:Pupunta raw ako sa iyo dok!

QUICK CHECK ON BRIDES VIRGINITY

Gani is planning to get married to his long-time GF Maldita whom he was not able to
bring to a private place during their relationship saying she wants to be virgin up to
their honeymoon.
Gani consulted Atty. Abe, a sex guru, how he could tell if his bride is indeed virgin on
their honeymoon.
Atty. Abe: Well, you need three (3) things. One, a small can of red paint, a small can
of blue paint and a small hammer.

Gani: And what shall I do with these three?

Atty. Abe: Before the wedding night, paint one of your testicles with red and the
other blue.
Gani: What will these tell me whether my bride is really virgin?
Atty. Abe: If your bride says during your honeymoon thats the strangest pair of
balls Ive ever seen!, then she is not a virgin.
Gani: Where shall I use the small hammer then?
Atty. Abe: After she says yours is the strangest pair of balls she has seen,, hit her
head with the hammer!

HUBBYS PICTURE
Atty. Abe saw his picture being placed by his wife in her bag when going to work.
Atty. Abe: Love, lagi kung nakikita na dinadala mo ang picture ko sa bag mo kapag
pumapasuk ka sa trabaho mo? Bakit?
Jenny: Pag may problema ako, kahit gaano kabigat, mawawala kapag nakikita ko
ang picture mo.
Atty. Abe: Sabi ko na nga ba na talagang mahal na mahal mo ako eh.
Jenny: Tinitingnan ko lang ang picture mo, tapus sinasabi ko na sa sarili ko na WALA
NANG PROBLEMA NA MAS MAHIGIT PA RITOBABAERO, SUGAROL AT LASENGGERO
at kaya ko nang gawin lahat ng mabibigat na trabaho sa office!
MOTION TO RESET
Atty. Abe has just finished a Motion to Reset his case for tomorrow because of an
urgent family matter to attend to.
Atty. Abe: (to his Visayan Secretary) Ipadala mo nga itong Motion to Reset kay Atty.
Larry para hindi na pupunta sa kaso namin bukas sa RTC Baguio.
Maldita: Sir, ITITIlegram ko ba o IKIKI-ble ko, sir?
Atty. Abe: i-FUCKS mo na lang!

EGG
Atty. Richard was at the the Womens Section of SM Baguio to buy a BRA as a
surprise gift to his girlfriend Maldita.
Salesgirl: Sir, ano ho ang hinahanap nyo?
Atty. Richard: Bra sana para gf ko.

Salesgirl: Sir, what is the size of the boobs of your girlfriend?

Atty. Richard: I do not know eh.
Salesgirl: Is it as big as a papaya, sir?
Atty. Richard: No!
Salesgirl: As big as an apple, sir?
Atty. Richard: No!
Salesgirl: Ahhh..as big as an egg, sir?
Atty. Richard: YES!.but fried!

THE CASE OF THE DEFECTIVE ALARM CLOCK

Abe: First time na nagising ako dahil sa alarm clock namin!
Mar: Pards, di ba sinabi mo nun na sira ang alarm clock nyo, Naparepair mo na ba
kaya ginising ka na niya?
Abe: Hindi pa friend.
Mar: Paano ka nagising dahil sa alarm clock nyo kung sira pa na sabi mo?
Abe: Yun ang ibinato sa akin ni misis kaya nagising ako! huhuhu

THE CASE OF THE DOMINEERING WIFE

Four (4) classmates in college were talking about their present lives in relation to
their professions.
P/Chief Supt. Abe: I arrest people but when I go home, Im the one under house
arrest by my WIFE!
Law Prof. Rey: I give lectures to my students regarding their human rights but when
I go home,I am the one being lectured by my WIFE!
Supervisor Gani: I am the boss at work but when I am at home, I always feel like I
am just an ordinary employee of my WIFE!
Judge Caloy:I give justice to people but when I am home, I beg for justice from my
WIFE!
AYAW NG PAMILYA NIYA
Brenda: Maldita, malaki na ang tiyan mo ah, ilang buwan na yan?
Madlita; Anim na buwan na fren.
Brenda: Bat di pa kayo magpakasal sa boyfren mung lawyer?

Maldita: Ayaw daw ng pamilya niya, eh.

Brenda: Sinong may ayaw sa ganda at kaseksihan mung yan? Ang nanay ba niya o
ang tatay niya?
Maldita: Yung asawa niya!

THE CASE OF THE EXPECTED CHILD

Three (3) close friends, Mae, Kristina and Brenda were talking regarding their
pregnancies and their expected children in less than a month
Mae, I am very sure that my child will be a girl because I prefer to be always on top
when we are making love with my boyfriend
Kristina: Me, I am very sure that it would be a baby boy because my boyfriend
always wants to be dominant over me during sex and that he is partial to the
missionary position.
They observed that their friend Brenda was very silent and about to cry. They asked
why
Brenda: I am so afraid I might be giving birth to puppies!

MAS MAGANDA YUNG SA ATIN

Atty. Abe and his wife Jenny, had long been in silent competition with their best
friend-couple, Atty. Rene and his wife Remy, in almost everything..
One evening while Abe and jenny were having dinner at Baguio Crown Legacy Hotel,
a very young and sexy woman entered the restaurant, greeted Abe and even kissed
him on the lips then waved goodbye. Jenny was shocked with the lack of respect to
her by the lady. She asked Abe who is the girl and he confessed to Jenny that she is
her mistress. Jenny stood up and berated Abe and challenging him that they will
split up.
Suddenly, Atty. Rene and a middle-aged woman entered the restaurant with the
latter tightly holding the right hand of Atty. Rene and they were very sweet with one
another.
Jenny asked Abe who is the woman and Abe told her she is the mistress of
Atty.Rene.
Jenny laughed and said I am not angry at you now. At least, nakabawi na tayo kina
kumare at kumpadre Remy and Rene. MAS MAGANDA HAMAK NAMAN YUNG SA ATIN
KAYSA YUNG KABIT NI PARENG RENE! hahaha

IMPOSIBLE!
Isang araw, napansin ni John na sobrang problemado ang kanyang kaibigan na si
Abe.
John: Mukhang may malalim ata tayung problema pare ah?
Abe: Oo nga pare.
John: Ano yun?
Abe: Pare, nabuntis ko yung sekretarya ko!
John: Di ba sinabi ko nun na hwag kalimutang gagamit ng contraceptives?
Abe: Pare, gumagamit naman ako ng condom lagi!
John: Makinig ka pare at ipapaliwanag ko!
Abe: Sige nga pare at takut akung malaman ito ng kumare mo.
John: May isang lalake na umakyat ng gubat na may dala-dalang payong. Biglang
may sumalubong sa kanya na malaking tigre na akmang papatay sa kanya.
Kinalabit niya ang pindutan ng payung niya at may narinig siyang malakas na tunog
ng baril. Patay ang malaking tigre!
Abe: Hahahaha..Imposible naman yun pare! BAKA MAY IBANG TUMIRA SA TIGRE
PARE!
John: EXACTLY!

NAPANSIN NI MISIS
Misis: Inday, napansin mo ba ang barong ni Sir mo nung nilabhan mo na may
lipstick eh hindi naman ako naglilipstick ng ganitong kulay?
Inday: Opo maam kaya galit na galit nga po ako. Mukhang niloloko na tayo ni sir
ah?

NAAAWA SA ASAWA

During cross-examination in a trial for Parricide

Atty. Abe (Private Prosecutor): Habang pinapanuod mng inumin ang kapeng may
lason ang namayapa mong asawa, hindi ka man lang ba naawa sa kanya kahit isang
beses?
Diana (Wife-Accused): Naawa naman po ako.
Atty. Abe: At kailan yun?
Diana: Nunng humingi pa ng isa pang tasa ng kape!

ANG BABAE, BOW

May babae na talagang maganda; meron din mga babae na maganda lang sa
malayo; at meron din namang mga babaeng malayung maging maganda

KALANDIAN
In Abes Math Class
Teacher: Abe, kung may 5 akung anak sa una kung boyfriend, 7 anak sa ikalawa
kung boyfriend at 4 na anak sa ikatlo kung boyfriend, meron akung
Abe: KALANDIAN po. Isa kang karengkeng, malandi, haliparot, pokpok, imoral
maam!
Teacher: Get out. Bagsak ka na sa subject ko! hehehe

A DENTISTS ADVICE
Please treat your boyfriend or girlfriend like your toothbrush
Do not let anybody use it while you are still using it.and
CHANGE IT EVERY MONTH! hehehe

A DYING MANS CONFESSION

Abe felt that he was dying so he feels it is high time to confess his sins to his wife..
Abe: Love, I have something to confess.
Marie: Theres no need to, baby.
Abe: No, I insist. I want to die with a clear conscience.I want to die in peace.
Marie: Okay.

Abe: I had sex with your sister Alma. Also with your best friend Mae and her best
friend Joy. Lastly, I had also sex with your widowed mother, Genevieve.
Marie: I know. Please just rest and let the poison work!

HOLIDAY SEASONS
Teacher: Ano ang holiday para sa mga magkakasintahan?
Abe: Valentines Day Maam!
Teacher: Ano naman ang holiday para sa ating mga nanay?
Abe: Mothers Day, Maam.
Teacher: Ano naman ang holiday para sa mga tatay?
Abe: Fathers Day, maam!
Teacher: Ano naman ang holiday ng mga buntis?
Abe: Labor Day po Maam!
Teacher: Ano naman ang tawag sa holiday ng mga binata na walang girlfriend?
Abe: Palm Sunday Maam!

MAGASTOS
Marie: Tama na yang beer na yan. Inum ka ng inom, magastos!
Elmer: Ikaw, make-up ka ng make-up, maastos!
Marie: Alam mo, kaya ako nagmamake-up para laging maganda ako sa iyo!
Elmer: Alam mo ba na kaya lagi akung inom ng inom ng beer para gumanda ka
naman sa paningin ko!

TANING NG BUHAY
Pagkatapus ng kanyang executive check-up, kinausap ng Doctor si Abe:
Doctor: Atty. Abe, I am sorry to tell you that you have brain cancer. May taning na
ang buhay mo at ang pinakamatagal ay anim na buwan.
Abe: Wala na bang pag-asa Doctor?Ano po ang maganda kung gagawin?
Doctor: Mag-asawa ka ng pangit at bungangera.
Abe: Bakit Doctor, gagaling ba ako pag pangit at bungangera ang mapapangasawa
ko?

Doctor: Hindi. Pero pag ganun ang mapapangasawa mo, hindi na masakit ang
mamatay kasi mas mabuti pa ang mamatay kaysa mabuhay!hehehe

SEX WITH A PATIENT, UNETHICAL BUT SEX WITH A CLIENT, NORMAL?

Doctor Rene received a Notice to Vacate his clinic from the Building Administrator
for unethical conduct.
He immediately went to see his friend, Atty. Abe, for legal advice regarding his
options on the matter.
Atty. Abe: Doc, what is the basis of the Building Administrator to eject you from that
building?
Doc. Rene: Allegedly based on unethical conduct, Atty.
Atty. Abe: What is the evidence of the Building Administrator constituting unethical
conduct, doctor?
Doc. Rene: The sworn statements of two (2) security guards of the building who saw
me having sexual intercourse with my patient, Atty.
Atty. Abe: Did you really have sexual intercourse with your patient, Doctor?
Doc Rene: Yes, Atty. Did I violate any law? I heard from unimpeachable sources that
you had sexual intercourse with some of your beautiful and sexy lady clients, is that
not also unethical?
Atty. Abe: To me, sex with a client is normal. But you, Doctor, sex with your patient
is unethical. PLEASE REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE A VETERINARIAN!

WHO IS THE LUCKIEST PARENT?

It was an alumni homecoming in a top university in Manila. The classmates were
talking about their children.
Marvin: I am very lucky. My only son topped the Bar Exams five (5) years ago and he
is now a partner in one of the most prestigious law offices in Makati. He earns
millions per month. His Law Office is the retainer of 12 of the top 100 corporations
in the Philippines. He gifted his girlfriend a 2013 Red Porsche Carrera worth more
than P10M! He gives her a monthly allowance of P50,000.00!
Sonny: I also consider myself very lucky. My only son finished his Masters in
Business Administration at Harvard Business School and is now the CEO of a big
telecommunications company earning millions in salaries and allowances per
month. Like your son Marvin, he is still single. He just gifted his girl-friend one of the
4 penthouses at The Bellagio in Global City worth P40M, more expensive than the
unit of former Chief Justice Renato Corona which is in the lower floors. He gives his
gf P100,000 per month as her allowance.

Auggie: My son is the top cardiologist at St. Lukes. His patients include the top
CEOs of the biggest corporations in the country. His income is over P5M per month.
He gifted his girlfriend a vacation house in Baguio City worth P20M! He gives his gf
P100,000 monthly allowance.
Larry, one of their closest classmates 20 years ago was very sad and was not
talking. They asked him about his only son.
Larry. I am very sad to tell you that my only son did not finished college. He is gay
but appears to be a perfectly-beautiful woman though he has not undergone sex
change. He has no work but gives me P50,000.00 per month as my allowance. One
of his bfs gifted him a 2013 Red Porsche Carrera which he drives around the city
plus monthly allowance. He lives at the most expensive penthouse at The Bellagio
in Global City which was a gift from another boyfriend who also gives him P100,000
monthly allowance and if he is tired of the heat and pollution in Metro Manila, he
goes to his P20M mansion in Baguio City which was a gift from another bf who like
the other two (2), does not know that he is a man!

SEXUAL HARASSMENT?
Yesterday, Ms. Maldita, the very beautiful and sexy secretary of a middle-aged
lawyer in Baguio came to my office to engage my legal services in filing a criminal
case against her boss.
Maldita: Attorney, I want to engage yourlegal services. I want to file a criminal case
against my boss, Atty. Jack Ibagbaga.
Atty. Larry: Anung kaso Miss?
Maldita: Sexual harassment, Attorney!
Atty. Larry: Bakit sexual harassment?
Maldita: Sinabihan nya ba naman akung ang bango ng buhok mo!
Atty. Larry: Eh anung masama nyan? In fact, he was praising you.
Maldita: Attorney, unano ang boss ko! Unano!hehehehe

PHILOSOPHIES OF THE MODERN TIMES

1. The wise never marry. When they do, they become otherwise;
2. Your future depends on your dreams. So do not work just go to sleep.
3. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4. Children in backseats cause accidents; but accidents in the backseat cause
children;
5. Conserve water. So drink beer; and

5. Save water. Shower with a partner!

SAYINGS TO LIVE BY
1. Birds of the same feather are definitely the same birds;
2. Do not do unto others what you cant do;
3. An apple a day is not an apple at night;
4. When the cat is away, the mouse is alone;
5. If others can do it, dont help;
5. Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you mine;
6. Early to bed and early to rise makes you sleepy in the afternoon!

FOOLING AROUND
Abe and his wife, even though he is not that handsome, are blessed with two (2)
stunningly beautiful daughters. But he is dying to have a son.
After 10 years of waiting, a boy was born but Abe was horrified to see a very ugly
child.
He went to the hospital bed of his wife and confronted her:
Abe: Look at the two very beautiful daughters that I fathered. This newly-born baby
could not have been my son. Have you been fooling around on me?
Susan: Promise dear, not this time!

DIVISION OF PROPERTIES FOR SEPARATING SPOUSES

Atty. Abe and his wife Jenny, with no children, both sexually active in their younger
years, are now in their early 40s but already sexually cold with each other.
Abe: Hindi na rin lang natin mahal ng isat isa maghiwalay na lang tayo!
Jenny: Mabuti pa!
Abe: Sa akin ang mansion natin sa Baguio City!
Jenny: Ok lang basta sa akin ang condo natin sa Bellagio!
Abe: Ok lang basta sa akin ang palayan natin sa Nueva Ecija!
Jenny: Ok lang basta sa akin yung lansones farm natin sa San Pedro, Laguna!

Abe: Sa akin yung kotse nating BMW 2013 model at sa iyo na yung palyadung
Mitsubishi Lancer 2000 Model na kotse natin kasi ako rin lang naman ang
nagtatrabaho!
Jenny: Ok lang basta sa akin si Bomber, ang machung driver natin!
Abe: Magpatayan na lang tayo! Over my dead body!.hehehe

5 SECRETS TO A COMPLETE HAPPINESS OF A MAN

1. It is important to find a woman who is good at household chores, cooks well,
prepare for your office needs, and could take care of the kids in your
absence;
2. It is important to find a woman who could escort you and you could display to
your friends during social functions;
3. It is important that the woman shares shares the same life goals and common
visions as you;
4. It is also very important to find a woman who is excellent in bed and loves to
have endless sex with you; and
5. It is very important that these four (4) women never meet since it is difficult
to find the above qualities in only one woman Agree?

LATEST EXPECTED HIT SINGLE OF FREDDIE AGUILAR

Nung late 70s, ang single ni Freddie Aguilar na pinamagatang ANAK ay naging
Gold Record hindi lang sa Pilipinas at sa buong Asya.
Ilalabas na ang bagong expected hit ni Freddie which will sell like hotcakes. Ang title
ay.
APO.
HEHEHE

ANOTHER VIOLATION OF THE CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO EQUAL

PROTECTION OF THE LAW?
Nahuli ni Badong ang kanyang tatay at si Joya na katulong nila na nagdo-dog style
sa kanilang likod bahay. Kinabahan si tatay na baka magsumbong ang anak sa
kanyang asawa.
Abe: Anak, ito ang P500.00, hwag mung sasabihin sa nanay mo ang nakita mo ha?
Please?
Badong: Eh, tay, unfair naman pag P500.00 lang.

Abe: Bakit anak?

Badong: Kasi nung nakita ko si nanay at si Ninong Ceasar na nagsi-69 sa kwarto
ninyo nung nagbabar lecture ka sa Cebu, P1,000.00 and binigay niya sa akin!

KOREK NA DESKRIPSYUN NG MGA MAMBABATAS NGAYUN

Hindi dapat tawaging KAGALANG GALANG ang mga MAMBABATAS na SANGKOT sa
PORK BARREL SCANDAL
Ang dapat itawag sa kanila ay
KAGULANG GULANG NA MAMBUBUTAS

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN COMPLETE AND FINISHED

No English Dictionary has been able to explain the real differences between the
words COMPLETE and FINISHED. Some people insist that there is no difference.
But the truth is, there are.
1. When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE but when you marry
the wrong woman, you are FINISHED!
2. When your wife catches you with another woman, you are COMPLETELY
FINISHED. But when your wife likes shopping at SM CITY BAGUIO so much,
you are FINISHED COMPLETELY!

DENIAL OF THE EQUAL PROTECTION OF THE LAW

A lady student in Constitutional Law II (Bill of Rights) asked during class discussions
on the right to equal protection under the Constitution:
Lady Mae: If I sleep with three (3) different men, everyone calls me a slut. But
when a man sleeps with ten (10) different women, everyone calls him a real man.
How come?
Larry: Confucious answered than centuries ago. Its very simple. When one lock
could be opened by three (3) different keys, it is definitely a bad lock. But when one
(1) key can open ten (10) different locks, its a Master Key!!!

THE BEAUTY OF HAVING A WIFE?

Christopher Columbus might not have never discovered America if he was married
because the following would have taken place before his long journey.
WIFE:
Where are you going?

With whom?
How?
What for?
Why you?
What should I do when you are gone?
Can I come along?
When will you be back?
Where will you stay?
Will you be missing me?
And his answer will be:
Columbus: Ok fine I wont go! Happy???.hehehe

SAFE DRIVING
Abe: (Nagmamaneho) Baby, pa-kiss naman oh.
Maldita: Ano ka ba baby? Nag-da-drive ka! Gusto mo bang mabangga tayo? Ako na
lang ang ki-kiss sa iyo.
Abe: Sige, babythanks
Maldita: Okey. Pikit ka muna baby kiss na kita!hehehe

ANOTHER VIOLATION OF THE RIGHT TO EQUAL PROTECTION?

**PINAPAWISAN
Bakit kapag ang gwupo ang pinapawisan, the girls describe him as HOT
PERO
Kung ang pangit naman ang pinapawisan, the girls say he is DUGYOT?

**BADING
Bakit kung pogi ang bading, the girls say SAYANG
PERO
Kapag pangit ang bading, they say SALOT!
Please explain

FINAL EXAM TO PRIESTHOOD

Final Exams na nina Abe bilang Seminarista at ang kanyang 30 kamag-aral
pagkatapus ng limang taon na di nakalabas sa seminario at walang nakikitang mga
babae
Priest (Examiner): Pag naipasa nyo itong ibibigay kung exams nyo, full-pledged
priests na kayung lahat.Sasabitan ko ang bell ang inyung mga private organs. Kung
tutunog, bagsak kayo sa exams at di pa pwedeng magpapare.Dito muna kayo ng
isang taon.
Ang unang bahagi ng exam ay ang pagbibigay ng porno magazines sa bawat isa.
Puro sobrang bold pictures ng mga babaeng Amerikana. Walang tumunog na bell.
Pasado lahat.
Ang ikalawang bahagi ng exams ay ang panunuood nila ng triple-X rated films
kasama ang pelikulang DEEP THROAT ni Linda Lovelace. Walang tumunog. Psado
silang lahat.
Habang hinihintay ang ikatlo at hiling pagsubok, di na nakayanan ni Abe ang init sa
loob ng kwartong pinagdausan ng exam kasi walang aircon o electric fan man lang.
Pinagpapawisan na siya.Inalis ni Abe ang kanyang suot na sutana at aksidenting
lumabas ang kanyang itinatago.
BIGLANG NAGTUNUGAN LAHAT NG BELL NG MGA KAESKWELA!!
Si Abe lang ang pumasa!

PILOSOPO KA AH?
Mcdo Crew: (To Abe who is falling in line to the Cashier) Good morning sir. Ano po
ang order nyo?
Abe: Isang large burger at large Coke.
Mcdo Crew: Dito po nyo ba kakainin?
Abe: Uhhhmmm, pwedeng sa table na lang? Nakakahiya kasi kung dito may
nakapila pa sa likuran?

Mcdo Crew: Sir, Sa table ho? Ayaw nyo po bang sa plato kakainin para di baboy
tingnan? hehehe

THEORY
THEORY OF EVOLUTION: .1/2 unggoy
Jaime Zobel de Ayala: 1/2 Pinoy, 1/2 Spanish
Henry Sy: 1/2 Pinoy, 1/2 Chinese
Lito Atienza: 1/2 Hawaiian, 1/2 Polo
Mike Arroyo: 1/2 Pinoy, 1/2 Pork
John Osmena: 1/2 Pinoy, 1/2 Pinay
Prospero Pichay: 1/2 Unggoy, 1/2 Gulay
Gloria Macapagal Arroyo: 1/2.only

NAGMANA
Abe: Dad, pinagalitan ako ng teacher ko.
Dad: Bakit?
Abe: Hinalikan ko kasi seatmate ko eh.
Dad: Itong binatilyo ko talaga, nagmana sa akin. Masarap ba?
Abe: Opo Dad, pogi po eh!

WEAKNESS
(Sa Loob ng SM City Baguio)
Abe: (to his new GF) Baby, yung naka red shirt near the BDO ATM machine ang
sinasabi kung ex-girlfriend ko.
Marie: Yaaaks! Ang pangit-pangit naman!
Abe: Wala akung magagawa, yan talaga ang weakness ko ever since

DENIAL OF THE EQUAL PROTECTION OF THE LAW

A lady student in Constitutional Law II (Bill of Rights) asked during class discussions
on the right to equal protection under the Constitution:
Kristine: If I sleep with three (3) different men, everyone calls me a slut. But when
a man sleeps with ten (10) different women, everyone calls him a real man. How
come?

Prof. Larry: Confucious answered that centuries ago, my dear. Its very simple.
When one lock could be opened by three (3) different keys, it is definitely a bad
lock. But when one (1) key can open ten (10) different locks, its a Master Key!!!