How the Non-Stick Fry Pan was Invented

Group 3, 11-Betelguese
Characters:
Narrator Pangolima
Father/Engineer Chi
Mother Tampoy

Daughter 1 Labaniego
2 Serrano
Buyer from Tefal Company Cagas

N: *cooks food while humming to Today is Sunday but changes to PPAP as she places
food on plate*
*scrapes food to plate, hesitates whether to use small spoon or big spoon, throws
away small spoon and uses the big spoon but stops as she looks to the audience
awkwardly*
Oh. Hello. *Brings spoon down* Didnt see you coming. *pauses, looks confused*
What? You want me to tell you about how the non-stick fry pan *points at the pan*
was invented? Well, *goes in front of table* let me remind you my memory is a bit
fuzzy today since sembreak just ended but, Ill try to remember the important details
as much as I can.
It all started one sunny afternoonor was it raining? Anyways, a French engineer
was coating his fishing gear with Teflon to prevent tangles. A Teflon or
Polytetrafluoroethylene, PTFE for short, was used as seals in atomic bombs back in
World War II until some smuch decided to ruin the fun and developed applications for
Teflon in bread and cookie-making, like boring! I wanted to make atomic bombs, not
rainbow cookies and unicorns like who would want that?
F: God, why is it so hot today? *wipes sweat in an unsexy way, slow mo* Im so thirsty.
April! Fetch me some water! Your papa is tired from all the rubbing he did!
D1: *mutters* Why cant you just say youre just being lazy again, huh? *in a cheery
voice* Yes papa!
*to D2* You! Fetch papa a cold glass of water!
D2: *mutters* Why cant you just say youre just being lazy again, huh? *in a cheery
voice* Yes dear sister!
F: Honey! Im getting hungry from all the coating I did at our super ultra mega awesome
beach house! Wheres supper?!
M: *comes out doing an unsexy body wave while flipping hair* *in a seductive voice* I
havent started yet, my dear hubby. I was busy doing mmm something else *looks at
the audience and winks*
F: Well, get started then! Damn it, do I have to tell you every. Time. That. You. Start.
Supper. Even. Without. Me. Around?!!
M: Fine. Ill start it real quick then. *walks out padabog*
F: Damn this wretched life. I didnt even know why I married a woman who looks
manlier than me! I mean look at me! Im *insert good icky things about you here* I
could even get Mannilyn Monroe if I wanted to! But noooo I just had to chase a
woman who looks and smells a lot like a man.
N: In the kitchen, the mother was busy crying in the corner. She didnt realize that her
cooking was burning! Yikes! Hirap nang hugasan yan mare! I-Joy mo na lang para
iwas sebo! *thumbs up*

M: *cries* I dont want to peel an onion ever again! It makes me look so unfabulous!
*cries some more*
*smells something burning* Is thatholy French bread! My foods burning!
Kyaaaaaaaaaaah~! Sempaiiiii helpeeeuuu~!
F: *barges in* what the--??! *Kunin ang kaldero at ilipat sa kabilang table* *goes to
Mudra* Are you okay? Are you hurt?
Mariannel: *sings* Kung wala kanang maintindihan~~ *in screamo*
M: Senpai *iiyak sa shoulder nya*
F: *titingin sa kaldero*
N: As the Father comforted his wife, he went over to the pan and studied how the food
wasnt coming off, meaning it was stuck there FOREVER *screamo voice*. However,
being the braniac himself, he thought of something.
F: What if I put Teflon in this pan? Will the food not stick to pan FOREVER *screamo
voice*?
N: He tried coating Teflon on the pan, and boy did he found something!
F: Eureka! *Plays Zicos <Eureka>* *dances to the beat* *sexy dances with Mudra*
M: Honey! We can use this to make lots and lots of money!
F: I know!
M: Oh, I love you and your brain! Especially your brain! *kisses Fader*
N: They decided to place a patent over the serendipitously invented product in 1954 and
sold it to the CEO of Tefal Company.
B: Sige na sir, maam oh. 350 na lang ang meron sa akin.
F: Wag mo akong hahamunin boi. Chinese kausap mo. 450 last price ko. Usapan natin
yun.
B: Eto naman oh, mapagastos tuloy ako. *hands over money*
M: Xie xie
B: Che! Siomai lumpia chicharong baboy!
N: Since then Tefal Company has been producing over millions of non-stick fry pans
every year! I think.
This ends my story about how the non-stick frying pan was made.
You see how important Chemistry is to us? From the making of atomic bombs to nonstick fry pans (I still think atomic bombs are more useful than fry pans), chemistry has
contributed a lot of important things that we use everyday. Whether its for cooking or
sleeping or eating, Chemistry made that. Hey, even the chair youre sitting on right
now is made with the help of Chemistry. I cannot imagine a life without Chemistry.
Without it, we would be helpless.