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21. If riding the bus doesnt incentivise you to improve your station in life, nothing will.
22. An online IQ test should just be one question: Would you be willing to spend twenty
minutes taking an online IQ test.
23. Hooking up with an ex is like a dog eating its vomit.
24. #StopItWithTheHastags
25. Life is too short to do your own laundry.
26. If you abstain from drugs and alcohol, you dont actually live longer. It just seems
longer.
27. Checking your phone after someone else pulls out their phone is the yawn of our
generation
28. Dont gamble if losing $100 is going to piss you off.
29. Pretty women who are unaccompanied want you to talk to them.
30. When people dont invite you to a party, you really shouldnt go. And sometimes even
when you are invited, you shouldnt go.
31. Dont wear shoes memorable enough to be recognized under a bathroom stall.
32. Theres always another level. Just be content knowing that you are still better off than
most who have ever lived.
33. People who are too nice are way creepier than people who are assholes.
34. If you perspire, wear a damn undershirt.
35. Hookers arent cool, but remember, the free ones are a lot more expensive.
36. Learn how to fly-fish.
37. A glass of wine or two with lunch will not ruin your day.
38. Tip more than you should.
39. Ask for a salad instead of fries
40. You can get away with a lot more if youre the one buying the drinks.
41. If you are wittier than you are handsome, avoid loud clubs.
63. Your ties should be rolled and placed in a sectioned tie drawer.
64. Read more. It allows you to borrow someone elses brain, and will make you more
interesting at a dinner party provided that you dont initiate conversation with, So,
who are you reading
65. Work hard. Eat right. Exercise. Dont drink too much. And only buy what you can
afford. Its not rocket science.
66. If its got velvet ropes and lines, walk away unless you know someone.
67. The grass is greener on the other side because its fertilized with bullshit.
68. Throw parties. But have someone else clean up the next day.
69. It is what it is. The prevailing crutch of the stupid and inarticulate.
70. Theres no such thing as a hopeless situation, just hopeless people in situations.
71. If her profile pics an 8, shes a 4. Move on.
72. People who always fly business class dont post photos of themselves flying business
class.
73. Wanna stay together? Spend a lot of time apart.
74. Sorry, Im bad with names is the most polite way of telling people that you are also a
fucking idiot.
75. Nothing says fuck you to your family & friends like a destination wedding.
76. 80% of lottery winners go broke because 100% of lottery players are fucking idiots.
77. Some of the best moments in life are the ones you cant tell anyone about.