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PATSEY AUDITION PACKET

Keyboard l/Conductor

Spamalot

Tour

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE


BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE
ARTHUR: Three, go home.
But no. I'm so depressed.
PATSY: Cheer up sire.
You Know wnat tfiey say..

ARTHUR: What do they say, Patsy?


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PATSY:
ARTHUR:
PATSY:
ARTHUR:

Oh no you're not
So all alone
I'm here you twot.
All by myself I'm all alone

2-9-29
The Stage

fills with Knights.

KNIGHTS:
ARTHUR:
KNIGHTS:
ARTHUR:
KNIGHTS:

He's all alone!


I'm all alone
All by himself
All by myself
There is no one here beside him
He's all alone
I'm all alone
Apart from us
No one to comfort him or guide him
Each one of us is all alone
So what are we to do
In order to get through?
We must be lonely side by side
It's a perfe ct way to hide.
We're all alone
We're all alone
Yes all alone
So all alone
Each by ourselves
We're all
AIone.

ARTHUR:
KNIGHTS:
ARTHUR:

KNIGHTS:
ARTHUR:
KNIGHTS:
ARTHUR:

7 Lady

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ofthe Lake descends the stairs.


But you're not arone Arthur. Haven,t you noticed?
I've been

with you allthe time. Who gave you the sword, who
made you
King, who welcomed you to Camelot, who helped you
off on your
quest?

Arthur realizing it was her.


Sure
and

ARTHUR:

I've

been

off

I always have

Patsy,

stage for far too long but


been.

I'm not alone.

I am here to herp you

PATSY:
ARTHUR:

No, sir.
The Lady of the Lake has been with me
ail the time.

2-9-30

LADY:

And so has Patsv.

ARTHUR:

Ah, yes but...Patsy's family.

LADY:

You see, Arthur dear, we're all here to help each other.

ARTHUR:

Can you help me put on a Broadway show?

LADY:

Yes. You're in a Broadwav show.

Sparkling stage Effect. Arthur looks out at the audience.

ARTHUR:

Oh mv.

LADY:

You've been in a Broadwav show all the time.

ARTHUR:

Oh. Who knew? (To audience) Are there any Jews

PATSY:

The truth is. Sire.

ARTHUR:

You are?

PATSY:

Yes, sire, on my mother's side.

ARTHUR:

Well why didn't you say so?

PATSY:

Well, It's not the sort of thing you say to a heavily armed

I'm

here?

Jewish.

Christian.

ARTHUR:

So now what?

LADY:

Well you have to finish the show. It is a musical, so you


have to find the Grail and end with a wedding.

ARTHUR:

Well who could I possibly marry?

LADY:

Well, it would have to be someone who loved you and cared for
you enough to give you a sword, to make you King, to welcome

you to Camelot, to help you off on your quest...


He is a little slow off the mark. Patsy whispers in his ear.

2-9-31

ARTHUR:

You?

LADY:

Oh, that's an idea.

ARTHUR:

But I thought you were a fairy.

LADY

Oh no, that's Lancelot. Oh you missed that scene. Anyway,

Arthur, I'm as human as you are.

ARTHUR:

And you would consent to be my bride?

LADY:

Are you asking?

ARTHUR:

Are you saying yes?

LADY:

Oh Arthur.

They embrace. They lean

infor a

kiss and suddenly

turn away to sing.