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Interview by Miranda Collinge
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Also starring
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REGULARS
AA GILL
P35
Esquires agony uncle carries
a torch for a historic heroine
WILL SELF
P39
The award-winning writer
beats his breast over his chest
STYLE
P45
Perfect parkas; seasonal shoes;
Russell Norman; party
survival; watches we wear; tidy
oce tech; Tallinn guide; top
cars of 2016; Jeremy Langmead;
Coach class; hot whiskies; chic
backpacks; Bulgari scents;
kimono trend; Cape Town tips
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SOFTLY, SOFTLY
P186
Luxurious o-duty casual
styles modelled by forthright
lm star David Oyelowo
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CITY SLICKER
P202
Just what The Doctor ordered
Matt Smith mixes up his
potent winter remedy of trad
tailoring with sporty accents
P115
Best lms of 2017 previewed;
75years of Capitol Records;
Donald Glover; internet
invective; Rolling Stones in
Cuba; going ape in Edinburgh;
Peter Doherty; Wodehouse in
the public house; Design
Museum show; Magnus
Carlsen, chess master;
non-league football heroes
OBJECT OF DESIRE
P218
Monclers Breval indigo
denim-wool-jersey bomber
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David Thomson
Miranda Collinge
Tom Barber
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CULTURE
FASHION
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FEATURES
FILM + STYLE SPECIAL
FRENCH FANCY
P180
Actress La Seydoux is not
the girl next door unless
you happen to live in the
right arrondissement
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P142
How El Chapo Guzmn and
his rivals ooded America
with deadly new drug fentanyl
P194
The cinematic impact and
legacy of brand Brangelina,
and how Brad Pitt and
Angelina Jolie might move
on after their split, by lm
critic David Thomson
P152
Two comedy writers revamped
old childrens books and
stormed the bestseller charts
LIFESTYLE WATCHES
P160
Beautiful timepieces to chime
with mans every endeavour
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The trac jam is where we rst catch sight of the two leads,
EDITORS
LETTER
and where they rst catch sight of each other. Stones character,
it turns out, is a struggling actress who alternates humiliating
auditions with shifts as a studio lot barista. Gosling is a downon-his-luck piano player who dreams of opening a jazz club, but
for now supplements his negligible living playing keyboards in
a synth-pop covers band. (Theres a choice party scene in which
he is costumed as if he were trying out for an A-ha tribute group.)
Stone and Gosling sing, they dance, they fall in love, and so did I.
La La Land might have been ghastly: a self-satised love letter
from the movie industry to itself, choked with sugary follow-yourheart bromides, clotted with aw-shucks sentiment. Instead, the
swooning romance is seasoned with bittersweet wit, and the con-
with the brio of a Tin Pan Alley tune. Plus, it looks gorgeous.
I was spat back out into the rainy Soho night feeling sunnier
hungover and heavy with cold. Now I was wet through and pissed
zelle, had been in kissing distance, Id have snogged his little face
one thing that wouldnt. As luck would have it, this was exactly
the thing I was about to do, which was to plonk my sorry, soaking,
thought, what the hell, lets put on a show. So, weve ended upwith
Our cover star, Eddie Redmayne, is, at 34, already a Best Actor
ings of dread and despair, Im not sure Id have been in the mood
again this year, for The Danish Girl.) This month, he has his rst
tic rubdown, using a towel she had only just removed from herself,
I would have sadly shaken my head. Cover yourself up, girl, and
genre in this case, Hollywood noir. (Both lms are on our list
to the security guy, found a seat away from all the other loner los-
ers, and hoped it would be over soon, and I could go home to bed.
Over There. In Paris, Lauren Collins sips chocolat chaud with the
me far too well bought one for me. Its The Lady-
Rex
Cover yourself up, girl, and keep your mitts to yourself, Id have said.
Im not in the mood. You know what these Hollywood sexpots are like
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Agony
AA Gill is Esquires
UNCLE
DYSFUNCTIONAL
Dear Sir,
You nd the missive in front of you is from Florence Nightingale. The very author whose reticent hand passed that sentence.
For it is I. I am Miss Nightingale, christened Florence because
Iwas born there. Did you ever hear a more melliuous name?
The nightingale: exemplary singer of celestial exuberance, the
sound of peaceful, beautiful, devout woods. And Florence:
theexciting city of Renaissance rebirth, the pinnacle of human
culture, the reticule of unsurpassed beauty and civilisation.
These were the labels attached to my birth. They are the highest and fairest wishes for a Christian child. Fuck, spunk, tits out,
wanker, cunt-face.
Where do you imagine I am, writing this letter now? The
smell is appalling the corruption of rotting wounds, the euvia from a chronic outbreak of cholera and infectious diarrhoea,
combined with no soap, no hygiene, horses and fear. A st in
your arsehole, sister.
Were in a general hospital at Scutari, the Crimea. They call
it a hospital. Its barely more than deaths waiting room, a warehouse of broken men. So, the rst question I want to ask the
century after my death piss aps is do you have any idea why
we fought in the Crimea? Do you have the vaguest inclination
as to the purpose, aims, morality or indeed who won? Bugger,
bugger, bugger, smeg. It is only memorable for two pieces of
ction: the worthy Tennysons Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward and the abusive Mr Tolstoys interminable War and Peace. Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt.
My main purpose in writing to you is to ask, how did we
arrive at this place? How did you as a sex men manage to
arrange a world of industrial and cultural excellence but conduct a war for reasons that not one soldier in 100 could elucidate? And that was so appalling, so badly organised that most
casualties not modest, but the vast majority were the result
of appalling housekeeping, no sanitation, foul food, dirt, ignorance, vanity and squeamishness. Any housewife from any
slum in Stepney could have run a better sick room than the
army does here. Clit, clit, clit, bell-end. On my face, sergeant.
How is it that women, with their sensibility and concern, are all
swept aside, and ignored and patronised by men who plainly,
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Agony
You died in 1910, just before the Great War. Youd seen
o the Victorians. You managed to overlap with Picasso and
Modernism, with Freud and psychoanalysis, combustion
engines and ight. None of which I expect you to approve of.
But still, you could be seen as a turning point. You started the
rst secular school of nursing, not done for God or heaven but
for health. You worked for the practical and the general and
the welfare of all. You were also deeply religious and mystical,
which, combined with your practical attributes, is more admirable. You were never a feminist you didnt believe in equality
rather in a commensurate dierence. You always preferred the
company of great men to simpering women. You said, damningly, I have never found one woman who has altered her life
by one iota for me or my opinions. This, of course, is a salutary
consequence of the institutional paternalism with its limiting
and humiliating options given to women for their choice of security and happiness and safety.
We wont apply Richard Curtiss happy ending to your
life in this instance. But I would perhaps add, now that over
a century has gone by, that there are millions and millions of
women who have altered their lives and had bushels of opinions
in part thanks to you.
The Crimean War started as an argument about the rights
of Christian minority churches in The Holy Land. No shit.
The total British casualties were 21,097 dead, of which 16,323
died of disease.
Fuck, fuck, shit, shit, piss.
as Eve, naked, lie beneath him, feel that pathetic little purse of
blood and tendon grow ardent and blindly assault the redoubt
of virginity. Ive seen them often enough, in the wards the
sad little gristle bres; the ploughs of male authority; ugly, blind
worms of selshness. Ill never submit to a man. Ill go to my
grave Florence: respectable, of the nest ideas and the highest attitudes of not men but of humanity.
I would be grateful if you didnt mention the Tourettes.
It hasnt been discovered yet and it only happens inside my
head. Fuck, fuck, shit. Bugger, bugger, bugger.
Dear Flo,
Thank you for the unexpected letter. Ive always wondered when
Western civilisation reached peak paternalism, and though you
can assume we started o pretty boorishly, youd have imagined
that as life and culture progressed, wed have made stu get better, a little fairer. But no. The arguments, the instincts, the ner
feelings, the cod-science and the turgid self-indulgence of men
was unrelentingly, spectacularly selsh. We invoked art, empiricism, romance and God to the argument of maintaining women
as a secondary, passive and most importantly grateful sex. And
I would probably say that you are in your bonnet, with your
light the high watermark of paternalism.
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Will Self
SELF
EXAMINATION
Each month, Will Self evaluates a signicant part of the male anatomy.
Here, he has a number of neuroses to get o his chest
Joe McKendry
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Will Self
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Style / Fashion
Triple threat
Burgundy cotton-polyester
parka with faux fur hood, 280,
by Timberland
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Style / Fashion
Well
heeled
for
winter
The seasons
important
footweartrends,
sorted
01
Patent
leather
If you wear a tux, you need
a good pair of patent
leather dress shoes and
thats a fact. Though
ahigh-shine black leather
upper is essential, the shoe
itself can take many forms.
Case in point: Giuseppe
Zanottis tasselled loafers.
Purists might dget, but
they are perfectly suitable
for a tuxedo dress code,
providing said tuxedo is
similarly unorthodox.
These loafers can be found
at Zanottis new London
agship shop on Conduit
Street, alongside
theItalian brands
accessoriesand ready-towear clothing.
Black patent
leather loafers,
555, by
GiuseppeZanotti
From left:
Black, 130, by Loake
Black, 495, by Christian Louboutin
Black, 505, by JM Weston
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Style / Fashion
Black/navy
leather chunky
derbys, 350,
byChurchs
02
Chunky
derbys
Its the trend that doesnt
fade, which is ne by us,
because a chunky derby
shoe is a mans best friend.
They can be worn with
asuit make sure the
trousers are slim and
slightly cropped, and the
jacket unstructured
orwith jeans and sturdy
knitwear for easily
achieved o-duty cool.
Ifthe sheer puddle-beating
heft isnt enough for you,
consider a two-tone design
like these apron-toed
beauties by Churchs, just
be sure to keep the colours
relatively similar. We dont
want to wander into clown
territory, do we?
From left:
Brown, 430, by Tods
Black, 70, by Marks and Spencer
Burgundy, 360, by Canali
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Style / Fashion
Blue leather
high-top
trainers, 450,
by Jimmy
Choo
03
High-top
trainers
From left:
Navy suede, 325, by Moncler
Beige suede, 65, by Topman
Black leather, 38, by Next
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Style / Food
Getty
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Style / Food
Greed is good:
Russell Norman
takes great
pleasure in
the rising rate
of restaurant
openings come
autumn/winter
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Style / Grooming
THE MIND
THE MIND
Plan ahead
Be clever the night before. Lay out your clothes,
pre-prepare a morning smoothie, and book in a
breakfast meeting to give you an extra hour in bed.
THE BODY
THE BODY
THE HAIR
THE HAIR
THE FACE
Braun Series 9
Sculpt, shave and trim
whiskers to perfection.
Itsfive shaving elements
adapt to beards via
SyncroSonic technology.
340
Sisley Mattifying
Moisturiser
A great daily moisturiser
containing extracts of
benzoin and burdock.
Itclaims to take away the
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Detox
THE FACE
Malin + Goetz Detox
Facial Mask
A five-minute foaming gel
mask (with green tea
extract) that doesnt just
flush out your pores,
italsocreates a barrier
tolock in moisture.
30/118ml
Buly toothpaste
andtoothbrush
A sweet, peppery, Parisian
alternative to humdrum
Pretox
Style / Watches
JASON ATHERTON
JOE MILLS
Chef, restaurateur
JEREMY HACKETT
Fashion designer
PETER YORK
Writer, cultural commentator
I have a Hamilton, a [Cartier] Ballon Bleu
and an old Dunhill Millenium, but my favourite
is my Timex Indiglo. It lights up in the dark; it
has a nice plain look and it is very cheap.
CHRIS PINE
Actor
Rolex Submariner.
EDDIE REDMAYNE
Actor
I admire the Omega Globemaster for its really
simple design, but its a design with heritage,
and its also incredibly beautiful. It has the
Master Chronometer certificate, which is the first
of its kind, but its the elegance that I love.
DERMOT OLEARY
Broadcaster
LUKE SWEENEY
CHARLIE CASELY-HAYFORD
Fashion designer
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Style / Watches
ROBIN SWITHINBANK
OLIVER SPENCER
Fashion designer
My particular leanings are towards chronograph designs of the late Fifties and early Sixties, pieces
like my Breitling Transocean which I wear on a steel Milanese bracelet. I also have a limited-edition
Tag Heuer Carrera made for, and designed by, Jack Heuer as part of his 80th birthday celebrations.
JASON BASMAJIAN
Chief creative officer,
Cerruti 1881
JEREMY LANGMEAD
PATRICK GRANT
IWC Portugieser.
Fashion designer
Esquirecolumnist
My favourite is a Power Reserve 40 rose gold-tone
stainless steel and alligator strap watch by Zenith.
Its a clean, classic design with the right dose of glamour.
COLIN FARRELL
Actor
DAVID GANDY
ALEX BILMES
Model
CHRISTOPHER
RAEBURN
Fashion designer
Esquire Editor-in-Chief
I wear a Panerai Luminor Marina. Stainless steel with a blue face. I won it,
believe it or not, in a shooting competition. Clay pigeons with shotguns
and targets with rifles. I had never shot before. It was beginners luck,
clearly, but I was brilliant. I couldnt miss! That was 16 years ago and
Ihavent shot since. For one: I hate guns. For two: Ill never be that good
again, so why spoil it? I love the watch. It doesnt keep perfect time any
more it loses about five minutes a week but its got a story. I won it!
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Victorinox Inox.
AMIR KHAN
Boxer
I have 25 in total a rose gold Rolex Daytona, Audemars Piguet,
Franck Muller, Jacob & Co, Hublot Big Bang the list goes on!
My phone.
Esquire / Promotion
#1
Christmas inspiration
Whether its a last-minute gift for the
in-laws, or a bespoke token of love, Chelsea
is the place to nd the perfect Christmas gift.
With helpful elves on hand to oer advice
to shoppers and Esquire swing tags on our
handpicked fashion edit, this weekend
istailored to you. Download the map before
(see end for details) or pick one up at Sloane
Square on the day and get ready to explore.
#2
Horse and carriage rides
Glass of champagne? Check. Handcrafted chocolates? Check. That perfect
Christmas gift for her? Yeah, youve got
that covered, too. The only thing youre
lacking is aromantic horse and carriage ride
through the streets with scents of mulled
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#3
Gourmet delights
A weekend dedicated to shopping and
strolling needs to be accompanied with
the nest seasonal sustenance. Yes, the
Gourmet Gift Market at Duke of York Square
is the ideal place for picking up presents for
food-loving friends. Theres plenty to treat
yourself to as well, whether thats picking up
a warm bag of roasted chestnuts gathered
in Tuscany and served at Natoora on Pavilion
Road (with a slice of panettone courtesy of
Giorgio Armani for afters) or settling in for
a leisurely lunch. Enjoy a complimentary
glass of champagne when you order two
courses of modern European dining at The
Botanist, or celebrate ticking o every item
on your list with the two-hour unlimited
Prosecco oer at Gallery Mess. Feeling
the chill? Pop into Artisan du Chocolat for
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punch is pretty much guaranteed to ensure
a warm glow, whatever the weather.
Esquire / Promotion
#4
Fashion advice
from Esquire
The season of merrymaking is
also the one in which the debonair
gentleman is nally able to layer
up his sartorial selections after
months of light sweaters and shirts.
Widely regarded as the capitals
contemporary fashion hub, Chelsea
has you covered from the likes
of Tom Ford, Ermenegildo Zegna,
Roberto Cavalli, Rag & Bone
and Hackett on Sloane Street, to
J Crew and Tateossian on Sloane
Square, alongside many others. In
short, whether youre stocking up
for a seasonal getaway, in need of
essentials or after a statement piece
for that important festive dinner,
Chelseas sartorial oerings have it
sorted. And if that wasnt enough, for
Saturday only, Catherine Hayward,
fashion director of Esquire UK
and Esquires Big Black Book will be
on hand at Ermenegildo Zegna for
shopping consultations, where she
will be oering expert insight on
style and substance from Britains
most on-trend publication.
#5
Christmas spirit
#6
Festive stroll
#7
One of a kind presents
The key to successful gift-giving lies in
providing a present that is as special as the
person. A good place to start is the Taschen
shop on Duke of York Square. A stones
throw from the Saatchi Gallery, its the
perfect destination for creatives, while
nearby Potterton Books is a treasure trove
for ideas. And, for those with practical
sensibilities, David Mellor Design and Tom
Davies Opticians in Sloane Square oer the
kind of thoughtful presents that are sure to
be treasured. Want more? Bentleys Antique
Shop on Lower Sloane Street never fails to
produce something truly one of a kind.
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Style / Technology
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5.
Work smarter
Declutter your desktop
1. XPS 13 by Dell
2. P9 Plus by Huawei
5. Augmented Paper
by Montblanc
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Style / Travel
Tallinn
Lets play the word association game. If I say Tallinn, what pops
See
Do
into your head? If its where? then you need to swot up on your Baltic
basics, young man. If its stag weekend, then gold stars to you, sir.
You see, Estonias capital has long had a reputation as a prime haunt
for stag parties, including Ill freely admit my own. That was
more years ago than I care to remember (or can remember full stop,
me being the stag and all), so I thought it was time to revisit the Old
Town, northern Europes most perfectly preserved medieval city.
Imglad I did... I barely recognised a building.
Tom Barber is a founder of the award-winning travel company
originaltravel.co.uk
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Stay
Party
Now youre getting the hang
ofEstonia but there are no
prizes for guessing Klubi Teater
is a club in a former theatre.
Reserve one of its old boxes as
aVIP private room to enjoy
house tracks from an extensive
roster of DJs, plus occasional
live music, and glam dancers
on podiums. Come to think of
it, this place rings a distant bell
from a few years back
klubiteater.ee
Drink
When in
Estonian Design House
Shop
Avoid
Noa restaurant
Why now?
Lunch
The Nordic foodie revolution
has reached Estonia with its top
chef, Tnis Siigur, leading the
charge at Noa, a modernist
masterpiece of an ark (Noa is
Noah) looking across a bay
tothe Old Town. Its not quite
Noma but nonetheless Siigur
makes excellent use of the local
fare. Try oysters with kohlrabi
(aturnip/cabbage better than
it sounds) with cucumber.
noaresto.ee
Get there: easyJet ies daily and direct from London to Tallinn
Style / Cars
Top year
The Esquire verdict on the best cars of 2016
BENTLEY BENTAYGA
The ultimate four-wheeled statement
Bentleys first foray into the SUV arena (and ergo the most ridiculously luxurious 4WD
ever), the Bentayga has the optional extra of a dashboard-mounted, tourbillon-driven
Breitling clock. At a slated 150k, its only 10k less than the car itself. bentleymotors.com
AUDI A5 COUP
The Targa might just be our favourite 911 of all time. Its the roof, or lack thereof, you
see.First introduced in the Sixties as a safety feature, its unorthodox rollbar design
hasgarnered a large and dedicated following over the years. The 2016 might just
bethe best version yet. porsche.com
On the outside, the A5 is broad, muscular and sleek, but inside, its a womb-like cocoon
in which you can while away hours of motorway slog a hug with an engine, if you will. It
has an easy-to-use infotainment system, an ergonomic configuration of levers, switches
and cup holders, and the seat can be manipulated into myriad yogic positions. audi.co.uk
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Style / Cars
HONDA NSX
The non-obvious supercar
BMW M4 GTS
TESLA MODEL S
One look at the insanely low front splitter and that bulging, snub-nosed bonnet and youll
want to drive BMWs M4 GTS. Its the fastest production car the German manufacturer
has made, and there are only 30 for sale in the UK. But if you think youve found your next
family car, you havent: the M4 GTS should be reserved for the track alone. bmw.co.uk
Time was, electric vehicles were scoffed at by the petrolhead stonewash-jeans-andblazer brigade, but Tesla has silenced them. The Roadster was the billboard release
but the Model S has cemented the Silicon Valley companys place in the market and,
being punchier still, given the saloon kings a run for their money. tesla.com
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Style / Fashion
Jeremy
Langmead
When it comes to menswear,
Becks still sells
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Trend it like
Beckham: brands
with the former
footballer on-side
always come
offvictorious
Red/blue check
wool coat with
shearling collar,
995; navy
striped blazer,
595; doublebreasted wool
peacoat with
shearling collar,
1,200, all by
Kent & Curwen
Style / Gear
Physical engineering
Six superior gadgets to move your workout through the gears
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Style / Gear
The trainers
Dubbed by Under Armour as
thesmartest shoes ever made, the
SpeedForm Gemini 2 Record might
just live up to the hype. An embedded
chip tracks running-related metric
from workout time to stride length.
Data is uploaded via Bluetooth
toUnder Armours MapMyRun
app,where you can view your stats.
130, underarmour.co.uk
The sunglasses
Featuring an in-built, voice-activated
coaching system, Oakleys Radar
Pace sunglasses will study workouts,
respond to queries and provide realtime training delivered via earbuds
inthe arms. Much like a real life PT,
the glasses hold you to a programme
andchart your progress, which you
canfollow on the Radar Pace app.
400, uk.oakley.com
The wristband
Boasting a touch-sensitive display
four times bigger than the Charge HR,
the Fitbit Charge 2 monitors heart rate,
exercise data, estimated VO2 max
and personal profile to calculate your
fitness. Its multi-sport mode tracks
specific exercises to show workout
stats, while a mindfulness feature
coaches breathing to alleviate stress.
130, fitbit.com
The headphones
Apples wireless headphones just
got an upgrade. Simply charge the
Powerbeats3 for five minutes to get
an hour of continuous playback fully
charged will give you 12 hours. A
smarter Bluetooth connection allows
you to play music, take calls and
interact with Siri, plus the headsets
are now sweat- and water-resistant.
170, apple.com
The camera
If your idea of a great workout is
anywhere but the gym, why not
capture, then share, all of your
adventures with the newest GoPro
Hero5 Black? As well as possessing
hands-free and voice control, this
4K Ultra HD video and 12MP photo
GoPro is waterproof to 10m. It also
connects to Wi-Fi and GPS.
350, shop.gopro.com
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The new
sound of
freedom
The flexible living range, new from
Bang & Olufsen, introduces cutting
edge technology to your home
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Photograph by Ed Reeve
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Style / Fashion
Clicking
clever
Four smart online
wardrobe services
tailored to your life
Halstock
Wardrobes
From 40,000,
halstock.com
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Vault
Couture
None of us likes packing away
summer garb for the woolly heft of
a winter wardrobe. Now, you can
make that seasonal break easier
with Vault Couture. It will collect
your out-of-season pieces, store
them in its climate-controlled,
air-purified, museum-secure
warehouse, document and
photograph them and set up
avirtual wardrobe you can peruse
at will. Create looks, get styling
tips its in-house tailors can even
alter your clothes. Items can be
retrieved any time, so if you need
that shirt for a late trip to the
Azores, its only a few clicks away.
From 2 a month,
vaultcouture.com
Vestiaire
Collective
vestiairecollective.com
I Hate
Ironing
All the storage solutions,
alterations and trade-ins are for
naught if you dont care for your
clothes. Schlepping down the high
street with a sack of dry cleaning is
a pain, so let I Hate Ironing do it.
Viaits app, arrange for clothes to
be collected, dry cleaned (or
laundered), pressed and returned
to you in as little as eight hours.
Every garment is inspected by a
master cleaner before return, and
its same-day service even runs on
Saturday. All clothes are insured,
and its delivery drivers are dry
cleaning experts. Your Sunday best
has never been in better hands.
Illustrations by Tobatron
Terry ONeill
Style / Fashion
Stuart Vevers
red-eyecityguide
48hours in London and New York
London
Head coach:
Vevers (top)
designed a new
line of mens
bags for AW 16
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Style / Fashion
Stuart Vevers
red-eyecityguide
48hours in London and New York
New York
Eat: The Waverly Inn in the West Village,
where I live. Its like a canteen, really cosy
with an open fire. It feels like old-school New
York, lots of character. waverlynyc.com
Drink: The Greenwich Hotel bar for a
glass of red wine. thegreenwichhotel.com
Shop: Obviously Coach! Otherwise,
Opening Ceremony. Theres always
something fun and cool.
openingceremony.com
Sleep: The High Line Hotel, I stayed there
when I first went to New York, its quite
charming. thehighlinehotel.com
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Style / Drinks
Roll out
thebarrels
Whiskys old dogs learn new tricks
trythis years new single malts
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02
05
04
03
Whisky wonderland
01
Glen Grant 18 Years
Rare Edition
(43 per cent ABV)
02
Lagavulin
Eight-Year-Old
(48 per cent ABV)
03
Glenfiddich IPA
Experiment
(43 per cent ABV, NAS)
04
The Dalmore
Quintessence
(45 per cent ABV, NAS)
05
The Glenlivet Cipher
(45 per cent ABV, NAS)
A subterranean venue
with a 185-year-old,
6moak tree trunk split
down the middle as the
bar centrepiece. Its
drinks menu draws on
250 bottles from around
the world to appeal
tonovices and
connoisseurs alike.
blackrock.bar
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Style / Fitness
Norfolk Superhero
Marathon du Mdoc
HellRunner
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challenges, so make
useof that pull-up bar.
Startoff with 2-5 sets
of10 reps with the aim of
increasing your workload.
Run 1km inbetween sets
to incorporate some
much-needed cardio.
The kit: You will need to
keep warm and protect
those knees. New
Balances Accelerate
Tights are just the thing;
the sleek woven fabric
isdesigned to keep the
chilloff the legs. 30,
newbalance.co.uk
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Style / Fashion
The pack is
back on track
ESQUIRE
RECOMMENDS
Red/black canvas-leather
backpack, 1,335, by
Givenchy by Riccardo
Tisci, givenchy.com
1 | Navy leather,
320, by Piquadro
2 | Navy nylon-quilt,
1,010, byPrada
3 | Blue nylon,
325, by
StoneIsland
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Style / Grooming
Gyan
Interpreting the blue
sapphire, Cavallier
hasmarried woody
Indonesian patchouli
with jasmine sambac
creating an
absolutely gigantic
olfactory dimension.
215/100ml
Rock stars
Unearth Bulgaris latest
collection ofscintillating scents
Onekh
The malacenis oud
used in Onekh is
leathery and spicy,
but sweetness
ismaintained
through the use of
saffron andhoney.
215 /100ml
Garanat
Inspired by the bright
redalmandine garnet,
Garanat has rose
atits base but is kept
masculine with the
depthand spice of
pure smoked incense.
215/100ml
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Style / Fashion
Its a wraparound
Although theres been
alot of talk about the
current kimono trend
inthe world of menswear,
thereality is there werent
thatmany traditional
Japanese robes sent down
the autumn/winter 2016
runways. What there were
plenty of, however, was
wraparound and belted
cardigans, jackets and outer
layers. Cosy, easy-wearing
cocoons worn as eortlessly
with suits as they are with
more casual pieces, these
garments will perfectly
partner any outt. So, to
getyou on-trend, weve
picked out three of the
nest wraparounds and
how best to wear them
wherever you are in the
world (Japan included).
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A weekend away
Night out
Cold weather
Esquire / Promotion
Look cool,
stay warm
Clarks rugged boots are built to beat winter
When it comes to footwear, the return of winter means
only one thing boots. Whether you opt for a pair of this
seasons key commando-sole styles or youre more a work
boot man, the rules remain the same: good boots should
keep your feet dry, your uppers out of puddles and be
chunky enough to see you through many winters.
Synonymous with British quality, 191-year-old shoe
manufacturer Clarks has unveiled an unsurprisingly wellmade collection of boots for autumn/winter 2016. The
tobacco leather Korik Rise GTX, for instance, features
awaterproof and breathable Gore-Tex membrane, while
theSawtel Hi boasts contrasting canvas panels and agaitmapping footbed for extra cushioning good for both
wetweather and more serious city pursuits.
Teamed with a pair of classic denim jeans or with
more pared-back, workwear-inspired tailoring, the new
boot collection from Clarks is your new winter go-to.
For more information, visit clarks.co.uk
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2.
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Look 1 Grey wool jacket, 250; grey/navy wool cardigan, 150, both by YMC. White cotton long
sleeved T-shirt, 55, by Les Basics. Indigo judo pants, 170, by Oliver Spencer. Tan leather Sawtel Hi
boots, 90, by Clarks Look 2 Navy striped wool overshirt, 150; navy wool trapeze knit jumper, 95,
both by Whistles. Blue denim 599 jeans, 90, by Levis. Tan leather Sawtel Hi boots, 90, by Clarks
Look 3 Navy cotton textured jacket, 290, by Folk. Charcoal merino knit polo shirt, 110, by Whistles.
Navy cotton textured trousers, 175, by Folk. Tobacco leather Korik Rise GTX boots, 110, by Clarks
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Style / News
01
Zenith x Range Rover
Watch celebrates icons anniversaries
/
Luxury watches and cars have a natural connection: both
require complex engineering, and leading brands from both
industries have picked up on this anity. Hublot has produced
timepieces with Ferrari, Breitling with Bentley, and Bremont
with Jaguar. Themost recent collaboration is Swiss marque
Zenith and Britains Range Rover, with the El Primero Range
Rover Special Edition the rst fruit of the deal. The chronograph
features a super-light ceramised aluminium case, a sleek slate
grey dial and driving glove-style perforated calfskin strap.
The watch is the brainchild of Zenith CEO Jean-Claude
Biver and the design director of Land Rover, Gerry McGovern.
Ithought he was an impressive guy, Biver says ofMcGovern.
Ithoughthed achieved something extraordinary. I believe the
renaissance of Range Rover was down to him. The rst Range
Rover and the rst Zenith El Primero both launched in 1969,
Biver says. Neither products have changed, just little facelifts. I
thought we both have an iconic product and wanted to see how
we could partner. We now have the rst visible product of our
partnership; there might be more, exciting products soon.
El Primero Range
Rover Special Edition
chronograph, 6,400,
by Zenith x
RangeRover
Olive bomber
jacket, 195;
beige fleece,
110, both by
Penfield
Calligrapher
sunglasses, 200;
opticals, 200,
both by Persol
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Peneld AW 16
03
Persol Calligrapher Edition
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04
Club Monaco
x Cookson
&Clegg
eldjacket
Joint forces operation
for military styling
/
Modern menswear owes
agreat debt to military
clothing. For the rank
and file, the focus was
on economy, hardiness,
comfort and efficiency, and
one of the best examples
is the cotton field jacket
the ultimate piece of battleborn utility wear. To create
its latest field jacket, Club
Monaco enlisted Blackburnbased Cookson & Clegg
a factory which had a rich
history of producing military
uniforms for the British
Army, dating back to WWI.
Designed in partnership
with E Tautzs Patrick
Grant, the resulting jacket
is as timelessly stylish as
you could hope it to be.
Olive green
cotton field
jacket, 425, by
Club Monaco
xCookson
&Clegg
Rubberised
raincoats: navy,
275; yellow, 225,
both by Hunter
Original Core
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Hunter Original Core collection
Storm-proof coats with added welly
/
Much more than just exceptionally good rubber boots, Hunter
Original has been making a successful foray into apparel over
recent years, and the new foul-weather-ready Core collection
is a prime example. Our pick? One of the rubber raincoats.
But wed plump for the three-layer cotton hunting coat, too.
07
Caran dAche x Paul Smith
Designer brings signature style to ballpoint pen
/
If youre keen on good stationery but dont want to waltz around
town with a fountain pen in your breast pocket, consider Caran
dAches ballpoint collaboration with Paul Smith. A handsome
melding of form and function, theyre available in 10 typically Smithy
colours. Worth writing home about, right? 849 ballpoint, 35 each
05
Black Edit by Clarks
High street stalwarts new
collection goes chic and noir
The new Black Edit is as contemporary
a collection as Clarks has ever created.
The Feren Slip, for example, is cool
andmodern, while the rounded
toeand hefty sole of the Feren mirrors
the chunky derbys stomping up
and down catwalks for the past few
seasons. The quality, though, is where
the Black Edit wins; each shoe is made
from premium leathers and shaped
on a hand-carved wooden last.
Ifamix of craftsmanship and comfort
is your thing, then look no further.
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08
Alfred Dunhill smoking jacket
Luxurious evening wear thats a cut above
/
For this party season, invest in Dunhills faded salmon (yep, its
a colour) smoking jacket, in the finest Japanese cotton velvet.
Timeless glamour in soft velvet pile is yours for 1,490.
Style / Travel
1
Cape Town
crusader
South Africas One&Only resort teams
big city fun with poolside sun
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The heated,
infinity-edged
swimming pool
Esquire recommends
Eating in Cape Town
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The view fromthe
bathroomof
theTable
Mountain suite
03
The resorts
Nobu restaurant
Drinking
Steenberg Wine Estate
Outdoor activity
Climb Lions Head
Topping Table Mountain goes without
saying, but this smaller mound next
door can be climbed in about 90mins
with the novelty of chains and rope
ladders along the way. Moonlit hikes
starting at sunset are a favourite; the
views are spectacular at any time.
Esquire / Promotion
Inside track
It may be party season, but its
easyto stay focused on your
fitnessgoals with TomTom Sports
Fitting your exercise regime into a busy schedule
is easy in the summer the days are long, the
nights are warm and the sun gives you a regular
boost of serotonin. Come winter, and as motivation
drops and the party season picks up, that morning
run or evening gym session can seem a whole lot
tougher. How to stay focused? Esquires personal
trainer Harry Jameson has ve tips that should do
the trick, with a little help from the TomTom Touch.
1. Stay goal orientated
A lack of progression is one of the main reasons
people give up on their tness regime. You should
be challenging yourself to go outside your comfort
zone. Book a 10k run, a marathon or an adventure
race the TomTom Touch keeps detailed records
of your physical improvement, leaving you less
inclined to want to skip sessions.
5. Eat right
Even if youre not planning on working out till after
work, a good breakfast (porridge, fruit, whole grain
toast) helps keep energy levels up throughout the
day. Keep lunch relatively light too, so you dont
face a sugar-slump in the afternoon.
Visit tomtom.com/tness-tracker
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Culture
Yes we know the cinema is expensive these days, but no you cant just wait till this lot are out
on Sky Box Oce or DVD. Some pieces of lm-making require a big screen to do them justice,
whether its for the lushness of cinematography or the intensity of the performances, or
thefact that theyre happening now, for all assembled, and you cant nip into the kitchen for
a Horlicks top-up half-way through. Plus, its the time of year when really good lms come out,
all plump and ready for awards season, so if ever there was a time to venture out, this is it.
Heres what to see.
Theres also a little film called Rogue One: A Star Wars Story out on 16 December, but were going to assume youve already been tipped off about that one
1 | NOCTURNAL ANIMALS
Out now
Tom Ford likes his movies as he likes his
clothes: slick, sleek and surprising. Coming
seven years after his debut, A Single Man, this
one is more than worth the wait (and to be
fair, hes had some other things on, such as
running his eponymous fashion empire).
It seems, at rst, to be set in a gilded world,
examining the troubled relationship between
art dealer Susan (Amy Adams) and her
husband (Armie Hammer). However, when
Susan is given the manuscript for a novel that
her ex-husband, Edward (Jake Gyllenhaal), is
writing, and starts to read it, a very gritty and
grisly subplot begins to unfurl, which has
profound consequences, both visceral and
symbolic, for all involved.
Must-see rating:
2 | AMERICAN PASTORAL
3 | SULLY
Out on 11 November
American Pastoral was always the lm
thatcouldnt be made, despite crying out to
be.Philip Roths Pulitzer Prize-winning
1997novel about a family torn apart by
adaughters extreme political aliations (or
were the seeds of destruction already sown?)
has been in development purgatory for at
least 10 years. Now it nally comes into
existence courtesy of Ewan McGregor,
who both stars as Swede Levov, the former
high school sports star and paterfamilias,
and also directs the lm following the
departure of Phillip Noyce. Be it cinematic
epic or epic fail, the attempt at least is worthy
of attention.
Must-see rating:
Out on 2 December
You remember Sully, right? White moustache,
goofy smile, landed a plane on the Hudson
River that time, saving the lives of all on
board? Well if you dont, allow director Clint
Eastwood to remind you, in this rootin
tootin all right, shriekin freakin
recreation of the famous feat pulled o by
Captain Chesley Sullenberger III at the helm
of US Airways Flight 1549 on 15 January
2009, and a somewhat monkeyed-aroundwith version of what happened after,
involving intransigent safety-obsessed
bureaucrats who wanted to take the shine o
Sullys heroism. And who do you get to play
the crinkly eyed crusader? Tom Hanks, silly!
Must-see rating:
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4 | ARRIVAL
7
Out on 10 November
Amy Adams seems to be many a directors
favourite actress just now, perhaps because
she looks so unbelievably sweet and
American and marketable and yet has an
acting range that is far more expansive than
that. This time, Denis Villeneuve has cast
heras an interpreter who seems to be the
onlyperson with a chance of discerning
theintentions of some alien visitors who
havearrived on Earth in what looks like
agiganticblack contact lens. Extraterrestrial
invasionswill always be a eld thats ripe for
intrigueand imagination, but in an age of
heightenedhysteria about immigration, the
gurative resonance of the topic is stronger
than ever.
Must-see rating:
6 | ALLIED
Out on 13 January
Casey Aeck smaller, weirder brother
ofBen was born to play emotionally
stunted blue-collar workers from snowy
NewEngland towns. So its no surprise that
hes mesmerising in this quiet masterpiece,
written and directed by Kenneth Lonergan,
about a lonely janitor who, following the
death of his brother, nds himself in charge
of his teenage nephew, Patrick (Lucas
Hedges). It sounds cheesy but is anything
but, as the two negotiate the new terms of
their relationship, which are uncomfortable
and unsatisfactory for both, but for dierent,
heart-wrenching reasons. Yet there are jokes,
too. As lms go, you couldnt ask for more.
Must-see rating:
Out on 25 November
We are assuming that Angelina Jolie wont
be the rst person in the queue for tickets to
see Brad Pitt and Marion Cotillard as Second
World War assassins who meet and fall in
love in North Africa while on a mission to
kill a dastardly German. (Or actually, it turns
out that one of them might be a double agent,
so maybe Angelina will be attending after
all.) Allied, which also stars Jared Harris,
isdirected by Robert Zemeckis (Back to the
Future, Forrest Gump, Cast Away) and comes
from a screenplay by Steven Knight (Eastern
Promises, Locke, Peaky Blinders), which is
a collaboration of which we can
wholeheartedly approve.
Must-see rating:
Out on 6 January
American heroism of a questionable kind
isthe subject of Ang Lees new movie, an
adaptation of Ben Fountains astonishing
novel of the same name. Taking place on
a single day, or rather, a single American
football game, the lm follows the titular
Billy, played by British newcomer Joe Alwyn,
as he is paraded in front of a stadium crowd
at Thanksgiving to honour him for services
in Iraq that he would rather forget. Fountains
book is a biting satire about jingoism,
traumaand desensitisation on a personal
and national scale it will be fascinating
tosee how Lee wrestles these themes in
acinematic medium.
Must-see rating:
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Esquire / Promotion
Navy/black
jacquard print bomber,
149; jacquard print mac,
200; black track jacket, 60;
grey merino wool crew-neck
jumper, 50; white cotton
shirt, 40, all by Baartmans
& Siegel for Marks &
Spencer
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8 | PATERSON
9 | A UNITED KINGDOM
10 | LA LA LAND
Out on 25 November
So far in this list weve had psychopaths,
aliens, terrorists and assassins (some of
which we may not have mentioned, but trust
us, theyre in there), and now we have a bus
driver. And not a psychopathic, homicidal
one; a regular one, called Paterson, who
drives a bus, in Paterson, which is in New
Jersey. And yet director Jim Jarmuschs
capacity for restraint, inection and nuance,
and star Adam Drivers capacity for the same,
means this small lm, with small ambitions,
about an isolated but not unhappy man
wholoves his wife, writes poetry and enjoys
listening to strangers conversations,
willleave a monumental impression.
Must-see rating:
Out on 25 November
Two of Britains nest actors, David Oyelowo
and Rosamund Pike, head up director Amma
Asantes real-life account of an episode of
ourrecent history about which we might feel
lessinclined to crow. In 1947, Seretse Khama,
ayoung African law student in London,
metand fell in love with Ruth Williams,
awillowy English typist, a relationship that
was controversial not just because of the
dierent colours of their skin, but because
hewas in fact the prince of what is now
Botswana. Their union would create
suspicion among his people, and, because
ofthe colonial economic interests they
wanted to protect, castigation from hers.
Must-see rating:
Out on 13 January
Prepare to go ga-ga for La La Land, as the
movie that has been the toast of every lm
festival nally gets its mainstream release.
And really, how it could it fail? It features
two of the most likeable stars around in
Ryan Gosling (Sebastian) and Emma Stone
(Mia), and comes from writer-director
Damien Chazelle, who was responsible for
the electrifyingly brilliant 2014 drummer
drama Whiplash. Plus, its a musical about
the dreams and failures of aspiring actors
and musicians in Hollywood. And if
youdont come out of it even slightly
temptedto invest in a pair of tap shoes,
thenyour heart is ocially made of granite.
Must-see rating:
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Label
obsession
CAPITOL RECORDS HAS SOME
SURPRISINGLY CULTISH FANS,
AS A NEW BOOK ATTESTS
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Lena, meaner
WHY DONALD GLOVERS ATLANTA IS THE UNLIKELY SUCCESSOR TO LENA DUNHAMS GIRLS
Lena Dunhams paradigm-shifting TV series,
Girls, is about privileged young white women
in New York. Donald Glovers new series,
Atlanta, is about underprivileged young black
men in the city of the same name. And yet,
youth aside, the two shows share a certain
something. Both are made up of episodes that
make you realise how much can be achieved
on TV in 30 minutes. Both display a deft
combination of comedy, drama and creative
risk. And both come from writer-performers
who were unable to nd an existing niche to t
into, so went ahead and made their own.
Donald Glover has been a writer on Tina
Feys 30 Rock, a long-serving cast member
oncult US sitcom Community, and has
areasonably successful sideline as a rapper
under the moniker Childish Gambino. But hes
never been able to take the centre-stage; even
in his music hes been viewed suspiciously as
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A NEW FILM CAPTURES THE
ROLLING STONES IN CUBA THIS
YEAR ASTONISHINGLY, FOR
THEVERY FIRST TIME
Good Friday 2016 marked the end of
amomentous week in Cubas recent history.
First, President Barack Obama brought
amessage of friendship from once arch-enemy
the USA; then The Rolling Stones invaded. The
historic and enormous gig they played is
captured in Paul Dugdales new lm, Havana
Moon, released on DVD this week.
Even though all rock music was banned
under the Communist lock-down, the band
determinedly pursued the challenge of
aconcert somewhere theyd never toured
before; for The Stones, after 50 years on the
road, a rarity in itself. As the lm reveals,
theisland had no decent PA, staging,
lighting, video or power equipment, so the
band shipped it all in using 85 containers and
hired local workers to assemble it. Then on 25
March, they played for free to an exuberant,
almost disbelieving, audience. Extreme
estimates claim 700,000 were inside the
showgrounds with 500,000 listening outside,
an overwhelming social and cultural event
forthe tiny, isolated nation.
Comment is freaky
JARETT KOBEKS NEW NOVEL IS A FRENZIED DIATRIBE AGAINST THE NET
Jarett Kobek has guts. This is the writer
who first came to attention with a book
called Atta: & the Whitman of Tikrit,
which was a fictionalised biography of
9/11 mastermind Mohamed Atta that
suggested the destruction of the Twin
Towers was an act of architectural
criticism. His new book is called I Hate
the Internet, and you win exactly no
prizes for guessing its topic, or rather, its
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A NEW EXHIBITION OF STUFFED PRIMATES WILL SHOW JUST HOW MUCH THEYRE LIKE YOU (HOO HOO)
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Wearable tech has come a long way in a short
space of time. It wasnt that long ago that an
analogue step counter represented the cutting
edge of tness equipment. Now, clocking up
your steps isjust the tip of the iceberg, as
TomTom Sports deftly demonstrates. The
brands range of wearable tech isseriously
impressive. You can keep tabs on your heart
rate, body fat and muscle composition; store
music or plan routes with GPS. You can even
receive phone notications. But best of all,
TomTom Sports oers wearable tech for
specic activities as well as one the Touch
for general tness. Which means theres
adevice thats just perfect for you, whatever
your level of tness or chosen discipline.
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RICHARD T KELLY SELECTS HIS
THREE FAVOURITE PICKLED
PASSAGES FROM PG WODEHOUSE
A common problem with authors who wrote well
about alcohol F Scott Fitzgerald, say, or Charles
Bukowski is that often they were alcoholics,
with all the misery that entails. PG Wodehouse,
though, flies breezily free of such gloom. One
ofthe great tonics of his famous comic writing
isitssense that happiness may be reliably found
through the life-restoring fluid contained
inthe magic bottle. I have edited a new
compendium of all the best moments in
Wodehouse that involve getting outside a stiff
drink; and here are three of myfavourites:
Sir Gregory Parsloe-Parsloe (in Pigs Have Wings)
suffers romantic rejection yet is consoled by a
tankard of beer that appears before him in the
manner of an old pal: A woman is only a woman,
he seemed to be saying, but a frothing pint
isadrink.
Stanley Featherstonehaugh Ukridge (in Nothing
Serious), reduced to rummaging the drinks
cupboard in dire need, finds only a crusty port;
yet consoles himself with the thought that, often,
agood go in at the port at a critical moment
hasmade all the difference to me as a
thinkingforce.
Motty (in Jeeves and the Unbidden Guest), having
gotten disgracefully drunk while lodging with a
friend, is offered by his host the chance to plead
food poisoning as the cause, but defiantly
refuses: No! he replied firmly. I didnt do
anything of the kind. I drank too much! Much too
much. Lots and lots too much! And, whats more,
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A NEW DOC ABOUT NORWEGIAN CHESS GENIUS MAGNUS CARLSEN POSITIONS HIM AS
THE RENEGADE OF THE GAME, THOUGH ITS ALL RELATIVE
The complexity of chess means that it is
inherently dicult to portray on screen to
those who dont know how to play it. Even if
you can play it, chances are you cant play
itparticularly well, and even if you can play it
particularly well, chances are you cant play
itexceptionally well, and if you can play it
exceptionally well, chances are youre one of
the people who feature in Benjamin Rees
new documentary Magnus, which follows the
rise of the young man who can play chess
best of all, Norways Magnus Carlsen.
But take the fact that chess is a massive
brain scramble to the majority, and add
toitthe particular, peculiar personality
ofCarlsen himself, and you come out with
adocumentary which is structured around
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Knausgaard and
Ekelunds brilliant new
book is much more than
mere football punditry
In search of
extra time
NORWAYS VERY OWN PROUST,
KARL OVE KNAUSGAARD, HAS
WRITTEN A BOOK ABOUT
FOOTBALL. RESULT!
As writing gigs go, this one was pretty sweet.
Norwegian author Karl Ove Knausgaard and
his friend, Swedish author Fredrik Ekelund,
decided to watch the whole of the 2014 Fifa
World Cup Knausgaard on the sofa at home
in Sweden, Ekelund in bars and stadia while
visiting Brazil and write each other emails
(though theyre described, a little pompously,
as letters) expounding their thoughts along
the way. These letters then became a book.
The next question is: why the hell would
anyone want to read it? If youre aKnausgaard
fan and, with international book sales of
his autobiographical novel series My Struggle
now in the multiple millions, there are many
youll already know the answer. If not,
allow us to explain.
Knausgaard is a writer with an astonishing
ability to elevate the prosaic, not by
superimposing great symbolic truths, but by
examining it, describing it, almost fetishising
it. This, after all, is the real stu of existence.
Reading his books, one starts from a position
of disbelief at the minutiae he explores: about
his work, his marriage, his upbringing, his
family life is he really telling me what he
put in his kids packed lunch? especially
once you realise such passages rarely reward
you with a punchline. But if you persevere, you
nd yourself gradually absorbed into his
world, you succumb to it, until you cant get
enough of these details, and nd yourself
wanting to wallow in them forever. (Given
that My Struggle stretches to six volumes
which are still being gradually translated into
English, you might just be in luck.)
Home and Away: Writing the Beautiful
Game is no dierent. You might recoil from
the concept, but it soon has you by the collar
with the subtlest of grips. Knausgaard
onfootball segues into Knausgaard on the
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WINSLOW
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El Chapo
Guzmn had
worked and killed
his way up to the
big leagues by
the time he first
went to prison in
1993. He ran his
business from
his suite inside
Puente Grande
federal prison
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The pot paradox
Ok, Im going to say it: The heroin epidemic was caused by the legalisation of marijuana. We wanted legal weed, and for the
most part, we got it. Four states have legalised it outright, others have decriminalised
it, and in many jurisdictions police refuse to
enforce the laws that are on the books, creating a de facto street legalisation.
Good news, right? Not for the Sinaloa
Heroin
Two shocking US
drugs deaths
Above: Joaquin
Cartel, which by the time Colothe same drug, so... The Sinaloa
Cartel decided to undercut the
rado passed Amendment 64 in
Guzmn Loera,
2012, had become the dominant
pharmaceutical
companies.
aka El Chapo,
cartel in Mexico. Weed was a
They increased production of
chief of Mexicos
major prot centre for them, but
Mexican heroin by almost 70
murderous
suddenly they couldnt compete
per cent, and also raised the
drug-trafficking
against a superior American
purity level, bringing in ColomSinaloa Cartel,
product that also had drastically
bian cooks to create cinnamon
at one of his
lower transportation and secuheroin as strong as the East
secret bases
rity costs.
Asian product. They had been
In a single year, the cartel
selling a product that was about
46 per cent pure, now they improved it to 90
suered a 40 per cent drop in marijuana
per cent.
sales, representing billions of dollars. Mexican marijuana became an almost worthless
Their third move was classic market economics: they dropped the price. A kilo of herproduct. Theyve basically stopped growing
oin went for as much as $200,000 in New
the shit: once-vast elds in Durango now
liefallow.
York a few years ago, cost $80,000 in 2013,
More good news, right? Yeah, no. Guzmn
and now has dropped to around $50,000.
and his boys are businessmen. Theyre not
More of a better product for less money: you
going to take a 40-point hit and not do somecant beat it. At the same time, US drug and
thing about it. They had to make up those
law-enforcement ocials, concerned about
prots somewhere. Looking at the US
the dramatic surge in overdose deaths from
pharmaceutical opioids (165,000 from 1999 to
drug market as it existed, Guzmn and his
2014), cracked down on both legal and illegal
partners saw an opportunity. An increasing
distribution, opening the door for Mexican
number of Americans were addicted to preheroin, which sold for ve to 10 bucks a dose.
scription opioids such as OxyContin. And
their addiction was expensive. One capsule of
But pill users were not accustomed to the
Oxy might sell on the street for $30, and an
potency of this new heroin. Even heroin
addict might need 10 hits a day.
addicts were taken by surprise. As a result,
Well, shit, they thought. We have some of
overdose deaths have skyrocketed, more than
doubling from 2000 in 2014. More people
the best poppy elds in the world. Opium,
47,055 died from drug overdoses in 2014
morphine, Oxy, heroin theyre basically
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Pandoras new box
On 21 February 2014, after 13 years of
being the most wanted man in Mexico
(despite frequent appearances at restaurants, concerts and holiday parties), Guzmn was recaptured. When journalists
called to get my comment, I had a one-word
answer: Iraq.
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Marijuana
(225,312)
$275,000
US street value:
(40,990)
$50,000
(3,277)
$4,000
(2,868)
US street value:
$3,500
(1,311)
$1,600
(33)
With billions of
dollars in drug
profits invested
in legitimate
business, the
economy of
Mexico is simply
dependent on
the drug trade
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Heroin
(1,065,090)
$1,300,000
(3,687)
$4,500
(65,544)
$80,000
US street value:
Parallel perils
Fentanyl
Eyevine
III
El Chapos escape
The end of the Pax Sinaloa probably
also had something to do with Guzmns
second escape from prison, on 12 July, 2015.
The details of the caper were catnip to the
media the story was that Guzmn had
gone through a trapdoor in his shower (yes,
he had a private shower, complete with
a privacy wall; I will leave you to ponder
the concept of a privacy wall in a maximum-security prison) into a mile-long tunnel through which he rode a motorcycle,
right under the noses of oblivious prison
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The Isis of Mexico
If Mexico has become Iraq, then the Jalisco New Generation Cartel (CJNG) is the
countrys Isis. Even its name suggests it
considers itself something dierent, a new
breed of narco ready to take over and correct the failures of the previous generation.
Theres some truth to that viewpoint one
of the Sinaloa Cartels problems is indeed
generational. The frankly brilliant leadership that brought it to prominence is dead
or graying. The Jalisco New Generation
Cartel used to be a wing of the Sinaloa Cartel under the leadership of Ignacio Nacho
Coronel. But Nachos organisation broke in
half after he was killed in a shoot-out with
the Mexican army in 2010, and one of those
factions, Los Torcidos (The Twisted Ones),
evolved into CJNG.
The CJNG boss, Nemesio Oseguera
Cervantes, El Mencho, did three years in
a California prison for heroin tracking
and then came back to Mexico to head up
the assassination squad of the Torcidos.
Atthe time, their major target was the rival
Zetas, and El Mencho carried out the 2011
massacre of 35 of them in Veracruz, then
another 32 a month later.
El Menchos son, inevitably glossed El
Fentanyl is so
powerful the DEA
warns police they
can be injured just
by touching it.
Prince died from
an overdose of it;
and as many as
700 Americans
overdosed on the
drug last year
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1985
1990
1995
2000
2005
2010
2015
SONORA: Farm life: its leader once claimed he grew honeydews and watermelons for a living
TIJUANA: Sneak attack: one senior member was killed at a party by a man in a clown costume
LOS ZETAS: Innovations: using child assassins, building a secret radio network along the border
GULF: Ancien Rgim: started smuggling alcohol during prohibition; moved into drugs in the Eighties
LA FAMILIA MICHOACNA
KNIGHTS TEMPLAR
GUADALAJARA:
The granddaddy of them all
SINALOA: Some smuggling methods: tunnels, catapults, submarines boats and semi-submersibles
Rex
For the narcos, the advantages of fentanyl over heroin are enormous. First of all,
its made in a lab, so you dont need elds of
poppies that can be raided, fumigated or
seized. You dont need hundreds of campesinos to harvest your crop and you dont
need to take or control territory. (Well, not
territory for cultivation you still have to
control access to smuggling turf, hence the
renewed violence in Baja, where the murder
rate has tripled.)
But its the prots that will make fentanyl the new crack cocaine, which created
the enormous wealth of the Mexican cartels
in the Eighties and Nineties. A kilo of fentanyl can be stepped on 16 to 24 times to create an astounding return on investment of
$1.3m per kilo, compared with $271,000 per
kilo of heroin. No wonder the DEA estimates that the importation of fentanyl from
Mexico is up by 65 per cent from 2014.
Because fentanyl is now often mixed
with heroin to increase the latters potency,
unaware heroin users are dying from the
same doses that used to just get them well.
Emergency medical technicians, emergency room personnel and cops dont know
what theyre looking at, or that they need
twice the dosage of naloxone (brand name
Narcan), to revive an addict whose respiratory system has been shut down by fentanyl.
Those who survive become more addicted.
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Sean Penn who?
Guzmns months of freedom after July
2015 were a farce. As the media played an
endless game of Wheres Wally? (hes in
Colombia, hes in Costa Rica, hes in Los
Angeles, hes in Donald Trumps hair), Mexican and American intelligence almost certainly had a line on Guzmns whereabouts
from the moment he didnt emerge from the
tunnel. Certainly by the autumn, Mexican
authorities knew Guzmn was frequenting
the coastal town of Los Mochis, in Sinaloa
State, where he was eventually captured. The
house he was living in wasnt remote but on a
four-lane boulevard around the corner from
the mother of Sinaloas governor. (Shades of
Abbottabad, anyone?)
There is no question Guzmn got overcondent and sloppy, starting to believe his
own press. He let his son Ivan, who makes
Anthony Junior in The Sopranos look like
Michael Corleone in The Godfather, put
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media stardom and were
sorry fact isthat the most powready to have their old cuate
erful drug lord in the world,
Guzmn is
[buddy] back behind bars where
aman whohad created a multirecaptured by
it would be harder for him to
billion-dollar empire, got suckMexicos authorities
mess up their business.
ered by a pretty face.
six months after
The deal the cartel made
You almost feel bad for Guzhis escape from a
mn. His texts to del Castillo
with the Mexican government
maximum-security
are pathetic: I really want to
probably went something like
jail, 8January 2016.
meet you and become good
this: please get the guy out of
Right: the very
friends. You are the best thing
our hair, but whatever you do,
first picture of El
in the world. He asks her to
dont kill him. Hes made us a
Chapo following
visit him. Have faith that
lot of money and we still have
his rearrest
youll be comfortable. Ill watch
strong ties with his family and
you more than I do my own
with loyalists. The only people
not shot in the raid that recaptured Guzmn
eyes. Del Castillo plays him. Im so moved
were the guy himself and his right-hand
you say youll look after me. No one ever has.
Guzmn worked with his lawyer to faciliman, and if you think thats a coincidence,
I have a tunnel you can bid on.
tate communications with del Castillo, insistIn the interim came the squalid burlesque
ing that the attorney get her a pink
involving Sean Penn and Kate del Castillo.
BlackBerry, which, tragically, the company
Del Castillo had been vocal in her praise of
didnt make. Then del Castillo told the lawyer she wanted to bring Sean Penn along.
Guzmn, declaring on social media that she
Guzmn didnt know who Penn was, but he
believed in Guzmn more thanshe believed
wasnt going to let that get in the way. Have
in governments and urging him to become
amodern-day Robin Hood, inwhich case he
her bring the actor. If she needs to bring more
would become ahero of heroes.
people, bring them. Asshe wishes, he said.
Their meeting took place on 2 October
She added, Lets trac in love, you know
how. Guzmn was denitely interested in
2015. A few days later, in a move that Mexican
authorities later said was helped by the del
tracking in love. Look, he wasnt the
Castillo-Penn visit but was more likely
rstguy to get taken in by a beautiful, ambitious actress who wanted to further
a result of American cell-phone intercepts,
the Mexican marines raided the ranch where
hercareer, and he wont be the last, but the
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Money monster
So, Guzmn is behind bars, its over, and
we won. Just like we won when Hussein literally reached the end of his rope. The Los
Angeles Times estimates that two-thirds of
Mexican drug lords have been either killed
or imprisoned. And whats the result? Drugs
are more plentiful, more potent, and cheaper
than ever.
Deaths from overdoses are at an all-time
high. Violence in Mexico, once declining, is
starting to rise again. Not long ago, I looked
at photographs of the bodies of four people
stued into a car trunk in Tijuana. The bodies showed signs of torture. Gang violence is
on the rise in every major American city,
most notably Chicago and New York, and
the cowardly lions in Congress will do
exactly shit about either the drugs or the
guns that fuel and enable the killings and
deaths more than Isis ever dreamed of.
Seems like old times. There will be more
phone calls and more overdoses. Someone
will replace El Chapo, just as he replaced his
predecessors. My bets on El Mencho, but it
really doesnt matter. Thats the lesson we
seem to have to learn over and over and over
again, world without end, amen.
Guzmn was right: If there was no consumption, there would be no sales. Im
always amazed that progressive young millennials will picket a grocery chain for not
buying fair-trade coee but will go home and
do drugs that are brought to them by the killers, torturers and sadists of the cartels.
Were as addicted to the War on Drugs as
we are to the drugs themselves. Our justice
system is a machine fuelled by hundreds of
thousands of arrests, trials and imprisonments. As long as the US and Europe continue to buy billions of dollars worth of
drugs a year while at the same time spending
billions to intercept them, we will create an
endless succession of Chapos and Menchos.
An entire economy is based on drug prohibition and punishment, something to the
tune of $50bn a year, more than double
the estimated $22bn we spend on heroin.
Thats a lot of money. There will inevitably
be another Guzmn, but hell be a distraction, too. Dont follow the monkey.
Follow the money.
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Tim Lewis
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Seth Armstrong
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Books
For Christmas this year, its a near certainty youll receive a book written by JA
Hazeley and JP Morris. Their names will
not appear anywhere on the cover, but the
satisfyingly sti tactility and faintly arboreal whi of the Ladybird imprint will be
unmistakable: they have been made the
same way since World War Two, when
rationing required that they be made from
one folded sheet of 40in x 30in paper.
The title of the book will say a little about
what the gifter thinks of you. If they dont
know you so well, perhaps its a Secret Santa
present, it might be neutral, broadly aectionate: The Ladybird Book of the Hipster or
How it Works: the Dad. It may well nod to an
interest of yours: How it Works: the Dog, The
Ladybird Book of Mindfulness, The Ladybird
Book of the Shed. If you happen to unwrap
The Ladybird Book of the Mid-Life Crisis, and
youve recently bought tickets for next summers Glastonbury and are contemplating
at age 43 getting your rst tattoo, then your
private existential malaise is probably more
discernible than you gured.
But no doubt you, or someone you know,
will be given one of these Ladybird books
for grown-ups. They are the publishing
phenomenon of the minute: the 17 comic
titles have sold more than two million copies since they were launched this time last
year. How it Works: the Husband was 2015s
Christmas number one and there was
anational shortage of the books during the
last festive season after migrants in Calais
jumped on the truck carrying new stock and
it was impounded. And its not just Christmas, either. For much of this year, Hazeley and Morris books have squatted in up to
eight out of 10 spots on the hardback bestseller chart. These are numbers that Jamie
Oliver would eye jealously.
So, who are to give them their full,
published identities JA Hazeley, NSFW
and JP Morris, OMG? The books themselves give little away. In small print in
How it Works: the Dad, it notes that they
were previously authors of A Man, a Plan,
a Canal: Colonic Irrigation; The Ladybird
Book of Mindfulness reveals that they are
also responsible for TVs Fiftiest Great
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a charity shop, wed go and buy a Ladybird book. Weve always been people who
curated and collected old stu and liked old
graphics and things.
Its not nostalgia, claries Hazeley, sipping a pale ale. Its fetishisation, I suppose,
of certain sorts of subject matter.
After years of trying and failing to get
their own sitcoms and sketch shows o the
ground, reviving Ladybird proved to be
remarkably straightforward. Hazeley and
Morris sent a pitch to a contact at Penguin,
which now owns Ladybird and with whom
they had enjoyed a modest success with Bollocks to Alton Towers. By the end of the day,
the writers had access to the 12,000-strong
archive of original illustrations to mock up
some spreads for consideration.
The rst one we wrote was The Hipster, which came out so quickly, so nished,
there wasnt anything else to do with it,
says Hazeley. It was there, it arrived, fully
formed. Finding images to go alongside
the text did not take long, either: it turns out
that almost anything retro or vintage-looking a heavily bearded Arctic explorer, for
example, or a man in a radiation suit mixing
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rubberised leather strap,
2,300, by Ball for BMW
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Blue watches
Pelagos blue, 42mm stainless
steel, stainless steel bracelet,
3,020, byTudor
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December 2016
Diving watches
Prospex Padi Divers Special
Edition, 45mm stainless steel,
stainless steel bracelet, 350,
by Seiko
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Black-on-black watches
Superocean Heritage
Chronoworks, 46mm ceramic,
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bracelet, 6,250, by Bulgari
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Dress watches
Dandy, 38mm pink gold, black
carbon-treated alligator
leather strap, 11,700,
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Interview
Photographs by
Fashion by
Miranda Collinge
Greg Williams
Catherine Hayward
Interview
Navy double-wool
double-breasted
peacoat, 2,170; navy
double-wool trousers,
860, both by Prada
Patricia, formerly a relocation specialist (Ican tell you what that is if you want!),
no longer works. He attended Eton and then
Cambridge, where he studied History of Art
at Trinity College. The Mail Online likes to
run stories about him with headlines such
as, How Eddie Redmayne went from riches
to riches or, The Oscar for outstanding
poshness goes to... etc. His background
is, says Redmayne, a particularly British
point of focus. In Hollywood they get over
it sooner. Usually its the quick question,
Oh my God, you went to school with Prince
William? Thats it.
Much like his Royal schoolmate, Redmayne is something of a model Englishman:
just the sort of impeccably decent fellow
youd want to represent us in front of the rampant Hollywood hordes. Unspeakably polite,
impossibly self-eacing, and yes, delightfully posh. Maybe its a testament to his elite
education, or to the values instilled in him
by his parents, or to the fact his siblings provide a helpfully ego-deating commentary
to everything he does: when he appeared in
Edward Albees The Goat, or Who Is Sylvia? at
the Almeida Theatre in London in 2004, his
brothers were particularly keen to support
him. In the play Ihad to snog my dad [Jonathan Pryce], and my brothers used to come
to see it with my dad in order to watch his
face. However it came about, his niceness is
impressive. And disarming.
If youre a Redmayniac (which is, apparently, a thing), you might well know his CV
highlights. 1. Workhouse Boy Number 46
in Sam Mendes production of Oliver! when
he was at prep school. 2. Landing the role
of Viola in Mark Rylances all-male production of Twelfth Night while in his second
year at Cambridge. 3. Getting cast, in his
early twenties, as Angelina Jolies son in The
Good Shepherd, directed by Robert De Niro.
4. Winning an Olivier Award in the West
End, and then a Tony on Broadway, for his
role in John Logans play Red. 5. My Week
with Marilyn, a proper co-lead, in which he
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the nancial backing it needed to start production. Then The Theory of Everything
came out and hey presto, The Danish Girl got
the go-ahead. Redmaynes name was now
among those that could get a lm made. Not
that hell exactly admit it. So, that was the
rst time but I dont know whether that
youd have to speak to the Working Title
guys [Eric Fellner and Tim Bevan, the lms
producers] to know whether it became easier
to nance the lm on the back of it.
Does he know where he appears on the
bankability list now? No! And its one thing
that actors should never ever be able to see.
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Navy double-wool
double-breasted
peacoat, 2,170,
byPrada
outside the restaurant window, slowly eating a packet of crisps and watching us.
Or rather, him. I ask if hes bothered; he
shrugs it o.
A couple of weeks before we meet, The
Sun had run pictures of him and a good
friend, the actor Jamie Dornan, coming out
of Tesco during a weekend in the country.
Hed had no idea hed been photographed.
Hes at the level of fame where things like
that start happening, and the best thing to
do is not think about it, because, as he says,
your mind starts going to a weird place.
Perhaps one of the most telling things
about Redmayne I learn while working on
this story is not something that happens
during the interview itself, but a fact that is
mentioned in passing after the accompanying photoshoot, which took place in Dunge-
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and the jury at the Cannes Film Festival is not the girl next door.
Unless you happen to live in the right arrondissement
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La Seydoux
photographed
forEsquire US, Paris,
20June 2016
Opposite: sweater
byLouisVuitton.
Jewellery by
Charlotte Chesnais
Interview by
Photographs by
Lauren Collins
Horst Diekgerdes
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Dress by LouisVuitton
Buttes-Chaumont demonstrates
is as unsophisticated as a diplo-
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Wisdom
Tom Ford
Mogul, 55
Interview by
Paul Wilson
184
Wisdom
You hire the right ones and you give them the
because it was the best one in the neighbourhood but Ive never been into organised reli-
isoutnow
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December 2016
Fashion
Softly, softly
This season, designers opt for a luxurious take on off-dutycasuals.
On a layover in New York, outspoken British screen star
DavidOyelowo demonstrates the smart way to take it easy
Photographs by
Fashion by
Catherine Hayward
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December 2016
Richard
James
Red/white/blue
wool roll-neck
jumper, 595;
tealbrushed wool
trousers, 275, both
by Richard James
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December 2016
Fashion
Brunello
Cucinelli
Grey suede hooded
vest, 3,080; blue
checked wool suit,
5,120; white cotton
T-shirt, 180, all by
Brunello Cucinelli.
42 mm 18k amber
hue gold Parlay
watch on black
crocodile leather
strap, 19,250,
byChrisAire
Paul Smith
Navy satin bomber
jacket, 915; navy/
white wool-silk
jumper, 475, both
by PaulSmith
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Fashion
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December 2016
J Crew
Fashion
Navy herringbone
wool coat, 625;
blue denim shirt,
100; blue denim
jeans, 125; brown
leatherbelt, 45,
all by JCrew
lm in development.
considerable clout.
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December 2016
Fashion
Ralph Lauren
Navy suede jacket,
1,305; navy wool
turtleneck sweater,
260, both by
RalphLauren
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December 2016
Fashion
Coach
Navy leather/shearling
motorcycle jacket, 1,750;
navy camouflage cotton
sweatshirt, 195, bothby
Coach. Navy pinstripe
cashmere trousers,580,
byBrunello Cucinelli
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December 2016
Giorgio Armani
Navy cashmere coat,
3,150; navy wool
blazer, 1,750; grey
viscose T-shirt, 200;
navy cotton trousers,
580; black leather
boots, 580, all by
Giorgio Armani
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Essay
Themselves
Brangelina: a critical appreciation
By David Thomson
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Essay
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Can we agree to do this without recrimination or mockery? Brad Pitt and Angelina
Jolie had been together (more or less) for
11years in a situation where its hard enough
to be married, next to impossible for two talented actors to exist as if they dont have to
be the centre of attention, and hideous if
the vulture internet insists you are the most
famous celebrity couple in the world and
then waits to break you up.
So, the poor wretches can rest now; and
surely they deserve it. But we deserve some
peace, too. They have been living ghosts for
a couple of years how could they still be
excited at being together? How could they
put their legendary heads together on a pillow and not listen for the cameras click, or
gossips whisper? I wish them nothing but
good fortune. I feel sympathy for all the children do we have to look up just how many
there are? But I could handle a stretch without having to think about them, let alone sit
through such calamities as By the Sea (2015).
Recalling that lush but ponderous SOS
for divorce lawyers gives you a clue: Brangelina didnt click together on screen, but neither did Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman,
or Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor.
I know, Mr & Mrs Smith has a reputation
for scandal, because something happened
there that shouldnt have. But that works
once. Famous lovers hired to do it again are
often a let-down. Its those sneaky rst-time
aairs that count, like Michael Fassbender
and Alicia Vikander in The Light Between
Oceans, wondering what else there was to
do on a boring job. Kissing can be best when
youre doing it with people you shouldnt be
kissing. The priest saying, You may kiss the
bride, can be death by permission.
I believe Burton and Taylor were in love
(you feel it in his Diaries), but their movies
work when theyre ghting. What would you
give to see Brangelina in their home-movie
version of Whos Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
The best romantic movies are ones in which
strangers look at each other and seem to say
(like Bogart and Bacall in To Have and Have
Not, and they faded after two glories), God,
would I like to get my hands on him/her?
while arguing, But wouldnt it be a crazy
dream, especially when I have an agent, lawyers, drivers, secretaries, child-minders,
nancial advisers, personal trainers, dietitians and any casual fuck I want?
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Essay
Rex
Essay
But his zeal, his rage and his love for his
wife ow together in a tragic performance.
In Fight Club, he presents a boyish demon, a
warped Hemingwayesque hero, yet a master
of mayhem. That is the lm where Pitt lives
up to all the early estimates (from Thelma
& Louise on) that he was James Dean-ish.
No one forgets his cowboy rascal in that
road lm for women, or his adroit wooing of
Geena Davis, and the fresh lift he gives her
before absconding with a large tip.
But still, I have not mentioned Pitt at his
most remarkable. I have problems with the
aspirations or pretensions of Terrence Malicks The Tree of Life, but Pitts Mr OBrien
stern yet soft at heart is one of the most
appealing fathers in American lm. Its
not just that he supports the performances
of the boys (his three sons). Its more he is
one of them. That character leads the sympathetic mind back into some of the great
American novels, to William Faulkner,
Willa Cather and Flannery OConnor. That
Pitt could do much more than he has ventured yet.
Though in one instance, he has gone
further and it is something still not much
remarked on. His tness instructor in
the Coen Brothers Burn After Reading is
acomic creation of a high order. Its as if the
often gradual or leisurely Pitt (he is from
rural Oklahoma) had found a dierent gear
of pomp, pique and being empty-headed.
Moreover, playing an idiot can be beyond
the reach or comfort of so many actors.
Idont nd it easy to imagine Jolie pretending to be a fool or a dullard; she is so anxious
to have our respect. But Pitt works out of
alarger security: I think he could do adventurous comedy if anyone was prepared to
write and direct top-class screwball for him.
Jolie did take on the role of a simple woman in Changeling, as the mother
who loses a son and then has to insist that
a recovered child is not hers. She got an
Oscar nomination for the part but I nd the
performance hard to swallow. Director Clint
Eastwood cast Jolie because he felt she had
a Depression-era look; I dont see that and
Idont think the actress knew how to drop
her sophistication. Eastwood is not the
man to explore the mind of an inarticulate
woman and I have to think other actresses
could have been more credible and thus
more touching.
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Pitt is executive producer on two upcoming television series: one about the feud
between Joan Crawford and Bette Davis
(to be played by Jessica Lange and Susan
Sarandon), and the other on the expeditions
of Meriwether Lewis and William Clark in
180406. As far as I can see, he acts in neither of them, though he does appear on
screen (opposite Marion Cotillard and
they seem to have chemistry together) in
Allied, directed by Robert Zemeckis and
written by the invaluable Steven Knight.
Meanwhile, Jolie is monopolised by stories about wronged women in dangerous
parts of the world. Shes said she was never
comfortable acting and has said she will
not act again on screen, and is not the only
actress of her age (41) to feel inclined to
thatdecision.
Time will tell. Angelina Jolie may nd
a life and some sort of career on the public stage, addressing grievous wrongs. But
that can prove a long and barely rewarding path for someone raised to the melodramatic conclusiveness of movies that last two
hours. Is she really ready to be bored and
disappointed and written o by the public?
I have a feeling that by 50, say, Jolie will have
become re-energised as an actress. Its hard
to think her imperious bone structure will
go, and her talent probably comes from deep
neurotic springs that will never be resolved.
Some tempting parts are going to come
along, though perhaps she should let someone else direct. But dont believe shes going
to fade away or stop being talked about.
By the time Jolie is 50, Pitt will be turning 61. I suspect by then his eminence will
be clear and decisive. Hell have an acting
Oscar to go with the one he shared for producing 12 Years a Slave. He may be as much
a father-gure to the industry as Clint Eastwood has been for the last 20 years, while
being funnier and more human than Clint.
Is it really beyond the powers of belief that
someone will come along (it might be Lena
Dunham) to suggest that they reunite as
George and Martha in a remake of Whos
Afraid of Virginia Woolf? They likely know
the lines pretty well already. Whats more,
by then our notions of gender and casting
will be that much more exible so that he
can play Martha with her as George.
Wisdom
Ricky
Gervais
Interview by
Funnyman, 55
Ben Mitchell
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Wisdom
elsematters.
I wouldnt say the best film is The Godfather because thats subjective, but I would say it
when you buy a tent and theres one peg missing? Ill never get over that.
to know.
Anything can irritate me. Ive walked
to it.
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Petrol blue wool suit
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brown silk bomber jacket,
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derby shoes, 745, all by
Louis Vuitton. Black
cotton socks, 12, byFalke
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FILM + STYLE SPECIAL
Photographs by
Alan Clarke
Fashion by
Catherine Hayward
For inclement weather, former Doctor
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traditional tailoring and sports-inspired
pieces fit for business and leisure
December 2016
Fashion
slicker
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Fashion
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Pringle of
Scotland
Black cashmerewool coat, 1,295;
brown tartan
cashmere-wool
jumper, 450; black
wool trousers, 375,
all by Pringle of
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leather trainers,
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Black cotton socks,
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Navy polyester
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Burberry
Pewter blue mohairwool-blend halfcanvas jacket, 895;
dark plum silk-woolblend double-knit top,
525, both by Burberry
December 2016
Fashion
Gucci
Blue/black embroidered wool coat, 1,840; black knitted cotton hooded sweatshirt, 585, both by Gucci
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December 2016
Fashion
Topman Design
Grey wool suit jacket, 200; beige/grey cotton hooded top, 75;grey wool suit trousers, 150,
allbyTopmanDesign. White leather trainers, 260, byChurchs
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Cooler days call for felicitous
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withthe seasons boot styles
Edited by Emie James-Crook
Look 1
Black/white Prince of
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Charcoal wool-cotton
blazer, 230, by Woolrich
Grey/black striped wool
crew-neck sweater, 340,
by Paul & Shark
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Fashion
Look 2
Tan water-resistant
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fauxfur collar, 200,
byPenfield
Charcoal merino-wool
sweater, 175, by
JohnSmedley
White cotton T-shirt, 18,
by Topman
Indigo-wash denim jeans,
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Tobacco leather boots,
110, by Clarks
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