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Where ever WOMAN goes, Peeche-Peeche MAN-goes!
Q.What would an angrez[american/british] say to his indian naukar [servant] who can only
understand hindi if he wants him 2 open the door!!
A."There Was A Cold Day "
What do u call a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units?
- Pizza!
Volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h
=>pi*z*z* a
=Pizza
Hence Proved.
Because he has realised the fact that.. "dawn ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin.. na mumkin
hain..
Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well.
Luv falls into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!
Socho...............
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Q17.Kapil Dev goes to Echo point and shouts loudly "Pamolive" But
there dont come any echo sound why ?
Ans:- Because Palmolive ka jawab nahi !!
Q. Agar kisi moti ladki ko dekh kar Seeti bazaao aur woh palatkar waapas aaye toh isse kya
kahenge? Ans. Golmaal Returns!
Tum har roz mere khwabo mein aajaana...
Aaake mujhe yoo hi sata jaana....
Tunuk tunuk tun tunuk tunuk tun tunuk tunuk tun ta na na
Champu and Pampu are 2 elephant friends. Champu is in love with Champi, > > the
elephant beauty queen. Champu proposes to Champi and she rejects him for some other
rich elephant across the river. Champu is very sad, so Pampu consoles Champu and asks
him to play see- saw at the garden.
Suddenly the see- saw breaks... and they burst to a song...................
guess which one............................
See- Saw ho ya dil ho.... aakhirrrrrr...toot jaata hai....toot jaata hai...toot jaata
hai....!!!!!
there.......he
sprays the dead animal with it...suddenly the hare springs back to
life........it runs along the road....looks back and waves at the
man....then again runs along some distance ,looks back and waves at
him.....and then
again runs further,looks back and waves...
the man looks at the can and reads these words...
'HAIR SPRAY. BRINGS LIFE TO DEAD HAIR.INCREASES WAVINESS.'
One gangster gave three fully sealed khokas (typical mumbaian word, u should be
familiar if u have seen vaastav) to his fellow and ordered him not to open these
khokas.After three days gangster shot that fellow...when another gangboy asked his
gangster why did you shoot him, he said I ordered him not to open these khokas but he
did not obey my order
gangboy said that three khokas were still fully sealed then how did you know that he had
opened the khokas??
Gangster said when I touched three khokas I felt two khokas were hot and one was
cold
gangboy could not understand anythingcan you guess how the gangstar found it out???
guess.....
'thandaa matlab khoka khola'
Agar marte hue aadmi ko kuch dena hua to tum kya doge....?
BIRLA CEMENT kyonki isme jaan hai!
mehgai ke iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ke iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu..
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