Documenti di Didattica
Documenti di Professioni
Documenti di Cultura
THE
Realit
Realityy Shows... Noods St yle
Style
LA Survivor (Bloods vs Crips)-Each week, one gang has to elect one of its members to go
over to the rival gang’s turf in an “exchange”.
Joe Engineer-An Engineer who, despite his millions of dollars, can’t seem to get a date.
The Weakest bladder-We put 50 contestants on a long bus ride to nowhere with lots of that
McDonalds fake orange drink.
Celebrity Mole-We bury 10 celebrities 200 feet underground. The first one to make it to
the surface wins. We nominate the full cast of Dawson’s Creek and Jennifer
Lopez for the premiere.
American President-Open tryouts across the country look to find the next president of the
United States. Competitions include debate, lobbying, singing, bribery, gun
firing, intern training and the swimsuit competition.
Lesbian Temptation Island-Not real lesbians-fake movie lesbians. We think this one will be
a hit!
Ron Popeil vs Godzilla-Pasta maker vs a giant fucking lizard. Hilarity ensues. Tagline:
Try and set and forget this fucker!
Cannibal Iron Chef-This weeks special ingredient is Chen Kenichi.
The Hunter S. Thompson Hour-Cameras follow HST around and capture the crazy fuck at
work.
Mr Beastiality
Atom Hockey-This is just really funny to watch. Trust us.
The Bachelor Party-Take 10 people and put them in a perpetual bachelor party with a full
room of cocaine, hookers and beer nuts. Last one standing wins.
Blind Date-Set people up with Ray Charles.
So I’m Dating an Axe Murderer-This could be a side splitting experience!
Win Ben Stein’s Blood-If you can answer more questions than Ben, you get to extract a pint
of his blood however you want. If he wins-he does the same to you…and he’s
a sick fucker.
Beer Factor-Same as Fear Factor, but all the contests have something to do with beer.
Some examples: “Chug the Keg”, “Make Her Pretty”,“Outdrink Andre the
Giant” and “And Drink the Beer.” The prize for winning... another beer!
PBD TOTALS
1B Mech 24 Ooh whoop-dee-shit - who the fuck are you?!
‘Noods 10 Full of beer-y goodness
2B Civ 9 You’re all a bunch of flaming donut holes.
BeerBarons 8 No You Won’t
2B Mech 5 And you’re letting the 1Bs beat you... sad
2B Softies 5 Tied with the I-Dots, you sad, sad fuckers
Idiots 5 Tied with the 2B Softies, how appropriate
4A Comp (C) 4 You couldn’t even get 5....
4A Elec 3 No more comments until you fuckers reach 10
Deck 2 It’s like beating a dead fucking horse
3B Mech 2 Did I say horse? I meant Deck.
“I love it when you get all Biblical, Satan! You know exactly how to turn my crank!”
HEY KIDS-COMICS
Now with vitamin fuck!
Cement
“This is worse than the night I fell asleep, and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture!”
MOVIE WISDOM
“Extras’ Tits are Cheap.” -Bardon
Dr. Normal R. Ball P. Fucking Eng Self proclaimed high emperor of all that is engineering practice - STV 202
“duhhhhhh... I hate engineers... engineers suck... why aren’t engineers taking more of my courses... engineers should learn
to communicate better”
Diogenes
Interesting. It seems like you have some pent up rage. I suggest releasing that rage... with guns.
noods02@hotmail.com
If we publish your letter, you’ll get a FREE HAT & P**5 points! We at the Enginoods value your suggestions, and this
shit won’t get any better unless you tell us what to change. Diogenes: Mass Murder = FREE HAT! Thank you for your
time. Hope to hear from you soon. Does anyone actually read this shit anymore? If you did catch this, you might just
have won a free hat!
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