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BE IT KNOWN, this agreement is entered into on this day, __________ , 20___, between
one fantastic, charismatic, and humble person, ______________ (hereinafter also
referenced as "Friend #1"), and a generous, super cool, supporter-for-life
__________________________ (hereinafter also referenced as "Friend #2").
Now, therefore, it is agreed as follows:
ARTICLE 1: BEING THERE FOR EACH OTHER
1.1 Friend #2 will be there for Friend #1 at all times including but not limited to: When
its raining outside and Friend #1 gets sad thinking about the little raindrops dying
painfully as they hit the pavement, when its not raining, and when its one of those days
where its raining for a bit but then not raining for another bit.
1.2 Friend #2 MUST support Friend #1s artistic endeavors, no matter how amateurish
or unwise those endeavors are.
1.2.1 If Friend #1 starts playing guitar, Friend #2 is required to issue frequent
supportive statements such as: Now were grooving! Youre making love to
those frets, best friend! and You sound even better than Blues Traveler!
1.3 If Friend #1 is going through a breakup, Friend #2 must break up with their own
significant other so that both Friend #1 and Friend #2 can hit the town together looking
for new love.
ARTICLE 2: HELPING EACH OTHER
2.1 Whenever Friend #1 needs to move, Friend #2 will help.
2.1.1 Excuses like, My back is out or I just helped you move six weeks ago,
please find a stable apartment, are not permissible.
2.2 Friend #2 promises to come over any time Friend #1 spots a large bug or mediumsized shadow that might be a bug and needs help smushing it.
ARTICLE 3: RELATIONSHIP PREEMINANCE
3.1 If Friend #1 introduces Friend #2 to a third friend, Friends #2 and #3 MAY NOT
BECOME BETTER FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER than they are with Friend #1.
3.2 Friend #2 is free to discuss the terms of this contract with anyone. However, Friend
#2 is prohibited from introducing Friend #1 as, The person from the contract or My
friend who is all weird about being friends.
3.2.1 Friend #1s preferred introduction is, You wanted the best, you got the
best! Ladies and gentlemen, Friend #1!
ARTICLE 4: SPENDING TIME TOGETHER
4.1 If Friend #2 is watching a sporting event, they must invite Friend #1.