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Election Special Pull-Out inside gets “fresh start”
ast Friday was another or the first time ever, a to the current exam results Surrey Education Authority
Electoral Spectacle
look into the possibility of a 2
am licence. The success of
OUTRAGE, running until
midnight, has proved that there
is a demand for later Union
activity on Wednesdays. It's
finally happened. Why go to
gets under way
Bo's to stand in a queue for an ife Long Learning is Sabbatical candidates for heard. The remaining posi-
hour when you can party on in
your own Union?
Harriet Sims
ON LINE
http://www.surrey.ac.uk/Union/elections
News & Letters 1/2 n Union 3&4 n Music 5/6 n ELECTION SPECIAL - 12 PAGE PULL OUT
Entertainments Guide 7 . n Notices 8 n Personals & Crossword 9 n Films 10 n Surrey Pride 11/12
2 News Thursday 11th February n
Bare Facts On Thursday 18 February, the National Meningitis Trust invites all students and
Union House staff to come and meet M AVIS - their M obile A wareness Vehicle Information
University Of Surrey Service - who will be available in Senate Square from 10am to 3pm.
Guildford
Surrey As well as being equipped with a video presenter and a large library of literature,
GU2 5XH M AVIS is staffed by trained personnel who will be waiting to give out information
and advice on meningitis.
Tel: 01483 259275
Fax: 01483 534749 So if you want to learn more about meningitis, talk through any concerns you may
have, or if you just want some reassurance, why not make a date with M AVIS!
email:
barefacts@surrey.ac.uk If you would like any further information on MAVIS, please contact Gill Venables,
Student Affairs Officer in the Students Union on extension 9228.
Your Letters 3 Union
Dear BareFacts
NUS Referendum
against the benefits. Last
year the Union benefited to
the fact that there are 850
Student Unions in member-
Hairtec
I write with reference to
next weeks cross campus
the tune of £122,000 in dis-
counts on brewed products,
ship ( representing in excess
of 3 million students ), then 24 Madrid Road
referendum, which poses bought through NUS it would seem more than a
the question should Services LTD. Discounts of shame for Surrey students (01483)440414
University of Surrey this proportion would not be to lose out.
Students Union stay in available should the Union
membership of the National leave NUS, and thus, prices There is only one Higher Shampoo & Blow Dry from £9.00
Union of Students? I would could increase. Education Union in England Cutting incl. Shampoo from £11.00
certainly hope that the not in membership, don’t let Gents cut incl. shampoo from £8.50
answer to that question will Add to this the huge advan- Surrey be the second.
be an overwhelming YES. tages that the NUS logo on Semi permanent Tint from £22.00
every student’s campus card Don’t lose your right to a Permanent Tint £ from £25.00
Last year it cost the Union brings in the form of local National Voice. If you don’t Highlights/Lowlights from £35.00
around £30,000 to affiliate and national discounts and like the way NUS works,
to the NUS, money provid- access to other Students then stay in it and change it! Permanent Wave from £32.50
ed for from it’s annual grant Unions, the respect that KMS/Fudge Treatment from £3.00
from the University. That NUS is held in when it Yours Sets & Blow Drys included in all
may sound like a lot, indeed comes to campaigning and Andrew Pakes
it is, but not when compared lobbying at all levels, and NUS National President
Perming & Colouring Services, but excluding Cutting
Hairtec
tunity to strengthen our try had massive over-capac- week. This will take the
national student voice. ity. But, since 1992, UK form of an awareness and
beer sales have fallen by information campaign
Madrid The Astolat
Bar prices have long been
debated, criticised and mis-
8%. Forced to rationalise, -
there are now only 5 nation-
which aims to show you
exactly where your money GPA Road
understood and I will al brewers - Scottish is spent. Most other stu-
attempt to answer your con-
cerns. There seems to be an
Courage, Bass, Whitbread,
etc., are now keen to target
dents’ unions in the country
charge a joining and/or
Apollo Video Store x Newsagent
underlying feeling that the their products towards spe- monthly fee for clubs and
Union bars are more expen- cific consumer groups. Just societies. At Surrey, all Discrimination or Freedom to Choose
sive than the pubs in town. like the banks, the brewers activities are free to join, Dear Mr Editor, on my character, great sense the company my mum and
This is not true. From time regard the student market as thanks to funds from the of humour, tlc, generosity dad work for - you may
to time, pubs offer good pro- a showcase. Getting stu- bars. Buying drinks from I am writing in reply to the etc.etc.etc! I am also sure have seen it in places like
motion prices on beers, as dents interested in a particu- the Union directly benefits letter in last week’s issue that this event will be bring- Unwins or supermarkets
do we. Weatherspoons are lar brand - Kronenberg - students. I guess it’s up to with regards to Union ing invaluable money to our already. This is a light,
currently running a 99p pro- will influence their future you - put money back into Discrimination. Firstly, I Students’ Union, so I for refreshing bottled beer (that
motion and we offer double drinking preferences. your own pocket through would like to ask why hold- one will be attending if it will still get you very drunk)
and a mixer for £1 during Students’ Unions are the the Union or go for a drink ing a “beauty contest-type does hopefully go ahead, that could easily be sold at
Silly nights and Outrage. In perfect hunting ground for in town and wedge up some- thing” is a harassment of (and not just to see some 99p and still make a profit.
the long term, Union prices large brewers hungry for one else’s back-pocket. anybody, least of all “Mr pretty females either!)
remain constant and offer more business. Name Withheld” who per- Having said that, I don’t Yours beautifully
cheaper prices all year I hope this letter dispels the haps feels that his medioc- suppose any of this will RMP - The Italian Stallion
round. Some examples: But the student market is belief that the Union profits rity in the looks division’ is change the price of beer on
organised. Nearly all UK from its members and helps going to be insulted by such campus, as Alistair Gerrard p.s. If any girl(s) would like
The Union also wins on soft Students’ Unions buy their to explain why the opposite an event. I for one am not sensibly noted in the last to have a funny and warm-
drinks prices, pizzas, bar beer through a national pur- is true. I look forward to the best looking guy in the issue. Might I propose a hearted escort to The
snacks and wine. The chasing consortium - NUS talking about this in more world, but also hope that new choice, called ‘Valerio Charter Ball, please contact
Bottle Bank offers promo- Services Limited, see my detail in ‘Show Me the women will judge me more Beer’, which is brewed for me on ms61rp asap!
tional drinks every week for article in B.f. 28th Jan. Money’ week later this
£1.50, sometimes with a Faced with a well-organised semester. Dear Sir, Entertainments Committee. sport, speak loads of lan-
competition or free gift. Our retail market - worth 140,000 The sensitive nature of self guages or play a musical
bar prices are set for the barrels last year - the brewers Yours sincerely, I reply in response to the let- image and whether or not instrument. We compete at
whole academic year. Don’t offer Students’ Unions dis- Harriet Sims ter in last weeks’ B.f. the Union should host the all these levels without (I
forget that we have counted prices, translating Union President regarding Union discrimina- event generated lengthy dis- hope) any discrimination,
absorbed the recent duty into 20p per pint discount on tion. To clarify the rumours, cussion. The committee and applaud people’s skills
on Saturday of week 6, the recognise that people may and qualities. Some people
Product Union Weatherspoons
Union is planning to host a choose not to attend due to are born particularly beauti-
Caffreys £2.00 £2.20 regional heat for Miss personal beliefs, but that ful. There’s nothing wrong
Universe (aka Miss World) variety of entertainment is with that. You don’t have to
Fosters £1.60 £2.10 1999. The whole reason important and there are oth- be beautiful to enter the com-
that this was offered to us ers who would enjoy the petition or to be in the audi-
was that a student from event. ence. Let’s celebrate it and
Guinness £2.00 £2.23
Brighton won last year, and be proud of the way we are.
the organisers felt it was Miss World 1999 is once Harriet Sims
John Smiths £1.60 £1.91 only fair to let a select again scheduled for terrestri- Union President
amount of Unions hold al TV, following several
Kronenberg £2.00 £2.20 heats this year. years absence. As I see it, PS The Entertainments
it’s about being blessed in Committee meets every
Those with ultimate power different ways. You could be Monday at 6:15 pm in the
Spirits £1.05 - £1.40 £1.47 - £1.57 of veto are the gifted academically, excel at Grant Mitchell Room.
4 Thursday 11th February 1999 n
Last weeks article explained the back- inal side doors - only open during the I went to Canada a couple of But whether you love them or
HALL RESTAURANT and VEGGIE
ground for the Chancellor Refurbishment summer months will become the focus years ago. Niagra Falls was very loathe them, you have to admit
RESTAURANT
project. disappointing, even a little over- that they have become a part of
entrance, with a revolving door (the Set to close on Monday 26 April 1999
rated. Indeed, the most memo- Western culture.
only one on campus). Will be developed into one large restaurant
rable sight (sic) was Sarah The Offspring must be
This week we would like to provide some on the first floor of the new complex Plans to
answers to the questions about how the Michelle Gellar in a new televi- thanking their lucky stars. Last
Questions and Answers:- open, under a different name, in the week
new Chancellors will look. sion show called Buffy: The Sunday, they went to number one
beginning Monday 30 August 1999*
What will we sit on? There will Vampire Slayer. For those who with their latest single “Pretty fly
A few points: have been asleep since the New (for a white guy)”, a satirical take
be a selection of soft sofa seating on HALL BAR
1. The biggest chance will be the move Year, the BBC have started show- on the guests who appear on (for
the raised area, high bar stools Set to close on Monday 26 April 1999
ing the first series of Buffy. example) Ricki Lake’s show.
of the bar and cellar to the far end of the around the windows and regular Will be extended and re-styled into a new
room. This will provide more space and The story is set in the For a band who are the
seating and tables. cafe bar. Plans to open, under a different
prevent the constrictions that we current- town of Sunnydale, which just so American Pulp - struggled for fif-
name, in the week beginning Monday 30
ly experience. What drinks will be sold? August 1999*
happens to be built over the teen years - there are a fair num-
2. The main toilets will move to the site The usual selection of soft drinks plus remains of a town called ber of fan websites, some origi-
of the old cellar thereby opening up the wines, premium beers and lagers and Hellmouth. This explains why nating from as far away as Brazil.
LIBRARY RESTAURANT
current space around the lobby area. there is a larger number of vam- Offspring Mania is just a typical
some good quality coffees. Will provide evening catering for students
pires and other monsters here website providing sound files,
Who will you serve? for 5 weeks from Monday 26 April Will be
than in other parts of the world. biographies, articles and pictures.
3. There will 2 new levels of raised seat- closed to students and staff for 14 weeks
ing around one of which will be able to Chancellors will welcome anyone - Fortunately, “unto each genera- However, it is part of a collection
from Monday 31 May 1999 Will reopen to
accommodate live music. all students as well as academic and tion a slayer is born”, and this of sites for different bands,
students and staff on 6 September 1999
clerical staff. time around it is Buffy (played by including Oasis, Nirvana and
With the advent of the new EIHMS If you have any further questions please Gellar). The closest thing to a Green Day.
SANDWICH BAR
building the patio will be landscaped to contact Jo Reay-Child ( Food & nightmare on campus is probably Last year, Glen Hoddle
Temporary take-away snack bar to be set up
provide a more aesthetic view. The orig- Beverage Dept USSU extn 9986) the price of Caffrey’s. became an object of ridicule
in the Lecture Theatre building from
You can pretend to be when he hired a spiritual healer
Monday 26 April for approximately 18
Buffy and save Sunnydale and Eileen Drewery to deal with the
weeks
the world from the minions of physical injuries of the England
hell with an interactive game that team during the World Cup.
CHANCELLOR’S RESTAURANT
is available from The Official Many people thought he had
Bar, Restaurant and Table d’hôte dining ser-
Site. Missed an episode because gone mad, but he was probably
vice set to close for refurbishment on
of too much coursework? Just trying to make the best out of an
Friday 26 March 1999. Will be re-styled
access the site and read the already stressful situation, espe-
and refurbished into a student-oriented pub-
episode synopsis and cast biogra- cially following the criticism he
style restaurant Plans to open, under the
phies and view the multimedia had received after dropping Paul
same name, in the week beginning Monday
clips. Got nothing to wear? You Gascoigne from the squad.
10 May.
can fill your wardrobe with the Two weeks ago, his
best Buffy merchandise and go personal belief in spiritualism
WATES HOUSE will continue to provide
down a storm (and perhaps go caused another stir when asked
the following services for staff and postgrad-
down) at the next party. why he thought some people
uate students:
From one babe to were born into poverty or with
Snacks and Light Refreshments, Self-
another, the past year has been disabilities. He claimed that they
Service Restaurant
rather good for Louise. Music were being punished for sins in a
Table d’hôte dining, Bar
career still going strong, married past life. Last week, he resigned
Liverpool player Jamie as manager of the England foot-
Of Maths
ing her own) - not to mention an ed. Benjamin Creme (who?) has
Rosymaker appearance at some university in written an essay titled
the South of England at Reincarnation, karma and past
Course Reps for whelming impression given Christmas time. lives, which is reasonably
Maths Statistics and was one of pride in our So you have the posters detailed but appears to be based
Computing got the chance to department. The reps particu- to brighten up your bedroom on personal opinion rather than
spill the beans on their larly praised the “open door” wall. Now you can download scientific discussion.
department last week. In it’s 5 policy of lecturers, describing wallpaper for your computer Creme disagrees with
yearly review of Surrey’s AA21 as “a little village.” from Louise Nurding Gallery Hoddle about Fatalism - that a
Mathematicians, an indepen- Organisation of placements wallpaper. Lots of very nice pic- person’s birth is dictated by their
dent panel asked for the input and responses to reps com- tures on this page. past life but the Association of
of those who either reap the ments was also said to be That is nothing com- Reincarnation are offering cus-
rewards or suffer the conse- excellent. Everyone was of pared to Louise, The One and tomers to chance to “inherit their
quences of the staff’s actions the opinion that given the Only. From the onset, it is evident fortune when they are reborn.”
Starting life as the Folk odd week in the Helyn Rose that much effort has gone into the One question: How would you
- the students. chance they would definitely
Club, Unplugged is now the bar In addition there will be Every 5 years, come to Surrey again. All our design of this site. It makes use of know if your wealth had been
longest running society at two Unplugged nights in every department must be comments were passed on to many of the new technologies of inherited into the next life?
Surrey University. In one week 15. One of the nights validated by their fellow aca- the relevant people. the Internet such as Java applets
form or another it has been will be for the winners of demics. The board examines For their part the and loads of animation. The result This week’s websites
running for 15 years. The the talent contest. everything from teaching panel described the reps as a is a very professional and easy-to- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
standards to equipment provi- “a lively and positive bunch” use website. Official homepage
club is run by four commit-
sion. As part of their review, and thanked us for our time As well as attempting a http://www.buffy.com/
tee members, Claire (secre- A good time is had by all. more personalised approach by Louise, The One and Only
tary), Gav (chairperson), The more people that come the five strong panel met for and for“such an excellent dis-
nearly 2 hours with all 8 cussion”. The department recording the names of new visi- http://www.btinternet.com/~loui
Michael (treasurer) and Riz along for the night the better tors and welcoming back se.nurding/index.htm
course reps, plus a selection wrote us a letter of thanks and
(publicity). the atmosphere, so if any- of placement, PhD and final proudly announced that they previous ones, it provides the Reincarnation, karma and
body wants to listen to new year students. As well as had been successfully vali- usual biography, discography, past lives
The music was originally original music and want answering specific questions dated. pictures and multimedia clips. In http://www.inetport.com/~one/b
acoustic sets, but now all something different, then we had the chance to bring up addition, you can perk up a male crkpl.html
styles are welcome. As well they had better get them- our own topics of discussion. If you want to write friend’s spirit (amongst other Louise Nurding Gallery
Talking to an influential com- in Barefacts about your things) by sending a Louise http://newman.simplenet.com/w
as live sets, DJ’s play selves along for a night out.
mittee meant it was a good department then please do! greeting card, chat with other omen/wallpaper/html/louise_nur
beforehand ensuring that Any band wishing to play is Louise fans and play a game with ding.shtml
there is a good atmosphere. welcome to leave a note or chance to talk about the big- (You’ll get bored of hearing
ger issues. Issues that reps do about Maths otherwise!) The Louise playing cards (not strip Offspring Mania
tape in the Unplugged poker). http://www.geocities.com/~tri-
not normally bring up, since topic can be anything you
A range of bands plays from pigeonhole. As the society they feel that they are to large want: your successes and angae/ofp.htm
amateur student bands to has had a budget allocated to affect. Examples included experiences as a course rep, If there is one thing that the Association of Reincarnation
professional bands. Any by the union there may be the problems associated with the value of a guest speaker nineties will be remembered for, it http://www.reincarnation-
band wishing to showcase some money in it for the sharing lectures with other or the quality of the paint will be all those American chat org.com/inherit.html
their material before the tal- band. courses, and the absence of scheme This is your newspa- shows! Roll on, Jerry Springer, This week’s keywords
any written or communica- per. Show us how the other Ricki Lake et al. Words used to “buffy the vampire slayer”,
ent contest, are also wel-
tion skill based modules. half lives and get you and describe such television pro- “louise nurding”, reincarnation,
come. The next Unplugged is next grammes range from ironic to “The Offspring”
Tuesday. While we had a few yours noticed.
areas of concern, the over- barefacts@surrey.ac.uk trashy to just plain exploitative.
Unplugged happens every Adam Saxty
Thursday 11th February n Live Music 5
Campaign Super-Nova!
Heather Nova Heather Nova and Naomi Naomi
USSU- 31/01/99
Naomi is feeling somewhat under the weather, struck
down by the ‘flu, but none the less she plays. Her voice
sounds like a sweeter Janis Joplin and the music is in the
similar eclectic vein to Beck with hints of sixties soul.
Forthcoming single ‘Be My Lover’ and the previous
single ‘Personal Touch’ stand out, maybe simply because
they are the most familiar. Certainly looking forward to
seeing her again. Rob Winder
TEQUILA KILLERS
TERRORVISION through ‘Stop The Bus’ ‘Alice What’s The Matter’
Guildford Civic Hall, then the crowd get a short and ‘Perseverance ‘, every-
2/2/99 break and sway along to one sings along “whales
‘Easy’. Tony Wright may and dolphins...”
As the seventies glam hits not have the greatest After a short break the band
of the interval fade out singing voice in the world, return with five girls, cho-
Terrorvision amble slowly but he certainly makes up sen from those waiting out-
onto the bacofoil bedecked for that with his tireless side the venue earlier in the
stage. The Bradford rockers effort on stage and his day to sing backing vocals,
dive straight into their hit slightly corny between song for their current “happy
Rythmic Heat Bounty Beat
packed set with ‘Celebrity banter. accident” hit ‘Tequila’ At the Harlequin, Redhill on
Hit List’ and follow it ‘If I Was You’ is a blast of which sees a renewed burst Friday 23rd Feb 1999
immediately with last punk fury before Tony of energy from the crowd 9-11pm
year’s comeback single picks up an acoustic guitar before Terrorvision end the
‘Josephine’, the crowd in for the annoyingly catchy night with ‘Oblivion’. Tickets £15
the main room are bounc- ‘3 Wishes’. The bouncing Undeniably Terrorvision All ticket holders are entitled to a frree invitation to appear in my next
ing as one, fortunately for starts again during ‘Pretend are one of the best acts on
music video. A 1/500 chance of winning a return ticket to California, USA.
the Civic Hall the floor Best Friend’ and the crowd the live circuit, their shows
isn’t sprung as the previous sings along to the forth- a thoroughly enjoyable way Harlequin, Redhill BOX OFFICE
night the sprung floor in coming single ‘Day After of spending an evening. tel: 01737 765 547
Dudley collapsed. Day’. The set ends with the Rob Winder email Zack on eusebiou@yahoo.com
The bouncing continues one-two combination of
6 Music Thursday 11th February 1999
group, with their music tending colours....urrrggghh, but things ANNIE CHRISTIAN - Kiss variety. 6/10 A.S.
SINGLES
DEEJAY PUNK-ROC - Roc- and Shoulder (V2)
SINGLE OF THE WEEK
ELECTRIC - My Girl (Go-
Go Girl)
SLEATER KIN- When I picked this up I must
In-It (Independiente) After missing Heather Nova at NEY - A Quarter have misread the name, think-
The lead track is a superb rap Sunday Night Live, this record To Three / Burn ing it may have been the new
track. Whilst the rapping was makes me regret that I did. Sumner & Marr single. God, I
Don’t Freeze
added afterwards its so good Heart and Shoulder is a good wish it had have been.
that its easy to ignore the back- easy to listen to love song. The (Matador)
Another boring attempt at
ing track. The second track good B-side Days and Nights The best band in
Oasis meets Radiohead brit-
‘The World Is My Ashtray ILS supplements the A-side. There the American pop with one of the most
127 Remix’ has speeding is also an acoustic version of underground annoying vocalists I have
drums, with a light vocal sam- Heart and Shoulder on the CD. build on the suc- heard since Mr L Gallagher
ple floating along on top. ‘I 8/10 A.S. cess of their U.K. himself. ‘A step forward in
Hate Everybody Mash Up Mix’ breakthrough pop’ reads the press
is a great usuage of samples SPACE RAIDERS - Laid album ‘Dig Me release...yeah right. 5/10
and just makes you want to Back (Skint) J.R.H
Out’ with this, the
dance. A lot of albums don’t After last year’s breakthrough AUDIOWEB - Test the
have as many good tracks as with the ‘Glam Raid’ ep, Space first material
Theory (Mother)
this. 9/10 I.P. Raiders return with a subtle taken from their
This is an ok track that resem-
electronic trance track. As the new album out in bles their last few hits, unfor-
DELAKOTA - 555 (go!beat) name suggests this is for post March. The guitar tunately it is neither as good
This newish band have kept up rather than pre clubbing. The and strings pre- or as original as the previous
producing some storming trademark use of eighties com- sent in ‘A Quarter ones, maybe I expect too
tunes, and this song is no puter samples features more To Three’ are any- much from a group which is
exception. It is a black grape- heavily on the b-side, which thing but a bolt on supposed to be ‘innovative’,
esque song with a superb beats continues the chilled trend. A but I wasn’t impressed. The
(as popularised by bands like The Verve and copied by 3 Colours Red) and give an angu-
and lyrics. It WILL be their fair 7/10 A.T. two remixes available on the
most successful single to date, lar take on late night lament. ‘Burn Don’t Freeze’ is more typical of previous material with
single are also of poor stan-
as it is a head bobbin’, foot tap- WHISTLER-Don’t Jump In overlapping Courtney Love style vocals and discordant overdriven guitars. 9/10 A.T.
dard, in fact the radio edit is
pin’ chill-out choon. Now i’m Front Of My Train(Wiiija) the best version of the lot. A
off to Tesco to get my Apt name for this band, towards acoustic rock. ‘Leech’ aren’t quite what they seem. The Day Goodbye (Equipe poor 4/10 M.D.C.
munchies!!!! 9/10 M.S. Whistler, as they sound like starts out with reasonably This happens to be a Ecosse)
something that floats on the air heavy guitars, but the b-sides Byrds/Beach Boys-style tune Sort of alright pop rock, a hint TYRESE – ‘Nobody Else –
GENE - As Good As It Gets for a bit, but doesn’t last very seem to rely more on the fused with tight, infectious of the Manics epic style tinted London Connection Mixes’
You can here the chants long. I hope this isn’t the case vocals, the guitars being an Idlewild guitars and the odd with a more obtuse and darker and ‘R&B Mixes’ (RCA)
now...‘Rozzzer, Rozzer, though, as there is also the inoffensive backing. Their reference to illegal substances. view and power that the Manics These two singles represent the
Rozzer’- chants to celebrate of sound of great potential. While vocals appear mostly harmless, Not bad. 6/10 A.S. now lack. 6/10 R.W. overkill of a song that was
the return of easy-access poli- the as does the rest of the single. repetitive to start with. Tyrese
tics and rousing guitar pop. guitar playing is reminiscent of 7/10 E.C. WIRED - Transonic (Future has basically taken the same
Socialism is still alive, Gene Pheobe’s in Friends, the title Groove song and remixed it six times.
are back and the good times are track is pleasant and well worth THE JELLYS - Lemonade A pretty safe dance record that The lyrics say very little
here again. The radio sounds a listen.7/10 M.A. Girl (MIR) could be played at most main- whether sung in R&B style or
like it should again. 8/10 D.J. You really want to hate this at stream club nights. I found it to rapped with ‘London
EVE 6 - Leech (RCA) first. A nauseous CD cover be a bit on the short side, with Connection’. Many tracks are
HEATHER NOVA - Heart Eve 6 seem like a pleasant little with buzzing bees and bright the mixes not offering much overly long. 4/10 G.T.
Sly and Robbie, two signifi- EBTG, and U2 which of men perished in a blaze
Go February
11:
12:
Rising Star/ Hyperthermia / Stony Sleep @ Reading Alleycat
Jabba / Born Idol @ Reading Alleycat
Union Star / Spotless / Silverstream @ Aldershot WEC
See 13:
14:
15:
Pitchshifter @ London Astoria
Cheetara @ London Highbury Garage
Stay @ Home
Live! 16:
17:
18:
Budapest / Orco @ London Highbury Garage
Mamod / Blue Swimmer / Fouth Quartet @ Farnham Maltings
Sona Fariq @ Londons Kings X Waterats
Thursday 11th February 1999 n Entertainments Guide 7
OFU
Cineline Sunday, 8pm, Wednesday, 8pm, Lec.
0870 505 0007 Lec. Th. G Th. G
WWW.ODEON.CO.UK If you missed The Wedding Singer Stephen King’s Thinner: Lawyer
Saturday Friday Thursday Wednesday Tuesday Monday Sunday Saturday Friday
Fri Feb 12th - Thurs Feb 18th 1999 first time round, then make sure you Billy Halleck weighs over 300
12th
You’ve got mai l- Sun 18.30 don’t make the same mistake twice! pounds and seems unable to
This Year’s Love - Sun 18.10 Set in the gloriously pink and fluffy diet...until he is cursed by a gypsy
A Bug’s Life ‘80s, T.W.S. gives you the chance to and miraculously is reduced to mere
fri-sat 10.45 11.30 12.00 13.10 14.30 15.35 16.15 feel nostalgic for a time that many of chubbiness, then still further to prac-
you (luckily for you!) were too young tically skeletal. He enlists the help of
17.00 18.00 18.45 19.30 20.20 22.00 22.30
see ad on page 10 to remember. Robbie (Adam Sandler) a mafioso to help him beat the gyp-
sun-thurs 11.00 not sun, 12.15 12.50 13.30 15.00
is a failed rock star who sings at wed- sies, but this leads to further tragic
15.30 16.00 17.30 18.00 18.30 20.00 21.00 ding receptions - a job that he finds consequences. Sticking faithfully to
Shakespeare in Love satisfactory but fiance Linda does Stephen King’s book - one of his
fri-sat 12.15 15.10 18.30 21.20 not. She leaves him at the altar. Nice more focused and personal works -
13th
sun-thurs 12.05 14.50 17.45 20.35 guy and matchmaker, Robbie is bro- and featuring a cameo from King
Hilary & Jackie ken-hearted (and this leads to a hys- himself, the horror of this film comes
fri-sat 15.30 19.00 21.50 terical performance at one of his from its relevance and realism in its
sun-thurs 14.50 17.45 20.35 engagements) - but soon falls in love modern, urban setting. Tickets as for
with waitress Julia (The very The Wedding Singer (but guest tick-
Don’t go Breaking my Heart
phwoarrrr-able Drew Barrymore) ets are 2.00)
fri-sat 14.15 17.35 20.00 22.10
who is herself about to
Sunday
sun-thurs 14.15 16.30 18.45 21.00 get married to two-tim-
Jack Frost ing typical 80s bloke
fri-sat 12.15 14.45 17.15 19.50 Glenn. Whether you love
14th
Night
sun-thurs 12.10 14.30 16.40 18.50 80s style and music, or
Madeline you just want a good
fri-sat 12.40 14.50 17.20 laugh at the hairstyles,
Live
sun 12.10 14.10 fashion sense and the
sounds of Iggy Pop and
mon-thurs 12.30 14.35 16.45
The Police, The
Hideous Kinky
Wedding Singer has
fri-sat 21.15 got it all - and more.
sun-thurs 20.15 Season tickets for all the
Very Bad Things OFU and Arts Cinema
15th
you. Just remember to stock up on a passing aeroplane. The shock of their suave style by encouraging amp. (u.w.p.)
pro-plus and asprin on your next reality will hit you, just make sure them to take you somewhere exclu- Chance of a Valentine; Maybe next
shopping spree. We wouldn’t want its soon. sive on Sunday. year.
you to be seeing stars as well now Unlucky Object; A handful of heli- Unlucky Object; A happy meal.
would we?! um balloons. Chance of a Valentine; 68%
Unlucky Object; The big white Chance of a Valentine; 15%
telephone.
Chance of a Valentine; 38%
VIRGO
24th August-23rd September
Last week when we suggested that
POOL PISCES GEMINI
22nd May-21st June
you should borrow a Leo’s fishnets,
SAGITTAURUS
18th
upset them, rest assured, you Chance of a Valentine; 20% you could adopt the tried and tested Veggie. Oh dear. Ask a friend for
haven’t. Besides, everybody else method buying them a... their opinion next time you get the
though it was funny when you *Couple, *Several, *A ridiculous urge to do something insane
shaved their eybrows off. amount of doubles. (delete as
Unlucky object; Soup.
Unlucky Object; Freddie Meyer’s appropriate). Unlucky object; An
Chance of a Valentine; 32%
new single (as seen on TV). alluring and desperately attractive
Chance of a Valentne; 72% non-drinker (God Damn it!)
Chance of a Valentine; 56% Lunar Lisa and Mystic
8 Feature Thursday 11th February n
her job was by sitting down because you will get a tax the job has to go. You are at
NOTICES
Jeff Blackham woman scorned you like! loads a love vic.
■Did I really come the other ■Winston on a comedown =
Learning To Listen
day, perhaps you need to try puff puff x 16
again. BBB ■ Baby, its one day to go!!!!!!
■Al we love you ■Emma (twinkle toes) for
To You
NEW MARKET voice your views. SPeakers:
■TBOGN - lets pull some Physics cheerleader
Richard Powell from Novartis
STALLS good ones this time ■Phil, does Amy want it? Ooh,
Seeds, Adrian Bebb from
■I will see you when you get suits you.
ast week the latest of Every Tuesday - Stall selling Friends of the Earth. Chaor:
■Ned, does Amy want it? Ooh,
L
there
cheap good quality cards, gift Prof Vincent Marks, Dean of
the “Skills The event was useful for 5 ■Darling, I’m waiting for you suits you sir!!!
wrap, notelets etc. Medicine, UniS. St Saviours
Development students in particular. Five in my turretted castle... ■Hope Adrian was right Ned.
Weekly markets are held in the Centre, Woodbridge Road,
Workshops” took place in Nightliners took part in the ■But you can leave your hat ■Will you be my valentine
Union building on Mon, Tues, Guildford (opposite Law
the Grant Mitchell room. course which very closely on. Love, your Eleanor. Snugglebum?!
Thurs, Fri. Courts). Details 01483 566480
■Watch out shagaluf, here ■Lindsey where did you meet
“Learning To Listen” was matched Nightline’s basic
come the MECHIES! George?
attended by 18 students and training. (In fact we urge The Jiu Jitsu Club LAPTOP for Sale ■Al, Jo Bird says no shagging ■ Spikey Economist, What the
was exceptionally good. everyone who went to con- Toshiba Sattelite pro 405 cs in shagaluf! hell has happened to your dress
NUS Regional Officer sider joining Nightline-we’d EGM - 21st February after CD Rom, modem, Microsoft ■9 mechies and 6 H’n’C sense!!!!
Ewen Wilmshurst and love to have you). the training session. 8pm Office arrested on flight to Magaluf, 1 ■ Girl with long brown hair at
Student Affairs Officer Gill £800 o.n.o. sheep injured!!! Chancellors for Jazz night -
Venables lead the course on On Sunday, 10 Nightliners The new register of Tel Joel Russel on0171 723 ■The great Flanderino is on you’re mighty fine!!!
how to listen more effec- also under went an intensive 4747 or 0956 333117 the prowl.......beware all gin- ■ Maria(daddy), We love you -
electors is now available. from your brats
tively. The reasons for com- 5 hour advanced training
Pick up a copy at the Union
ing varied: from wanting to course. This dealt specifi-
take patient history’s better cally with how to help peo-
reception in office hours if you Material and
would like to check our elec-
to simply broadening ones ple calling Nightline. It Mechanical AGM
toral status.
horizons. involved role playing, cou-
pled with evaluation and Extreme Sports
Thursday 11th February
13.00 Common Room
SKILLS DEVELOPMENT
The 2 hour session included advice. Parachute course for static line
theory, group discussions jump -1st & 3rd of March Please, Please make a concert- Negotiating with Others
and practical exercises. A This is all part of Nightline’s £80 Interested please contact pick up
ed effort to Wednesday 17 February (4pm - 6pm)
lot was learnt in a short time. relaunch this semester. Our Tony at php1ae or leave a note
in the pigeon hole your post from your This workshop will look at the art of persuasion and how
Areas covered included volunteers are available to receptions. Post will only be individuals can improve their chances of a win-win situa-
open and closed questions, help you cope with any kept in the pigeon holes for a tion. This workshop is aimed at those looking to improve
body language and do’s and problems or worries you The ArabSoc short period of time. their meeting skills or liaise closely with other organisa-
don’ts of communication. may have. Our office in welcomes you to the Arabic
tions as well as course reps and Union officials. The ses-
Everyone agreed that it had Surrey Court is OPEN at night on thursday 11/02/99 in
sion is led by Sharon Baker, former Students’ Union
been extremely worth while least 3 days a week includ-
the Helyn Rose Bar at 9pm. The RAM is not closing. President and now working at Media-Matters.
Tickets £3
- I gave it 10/10. For more ing Monday and Thursday Contrary to rumours circulated
Genetically modified food -
details on future Skill from 8pm till late. Don’t suf- recently the RAM Cider House
Safe or Suspect? Public meet- For more info or to sign up, contact Rodney Bates by e-
Development Workshops fer in silence, call us. is not closing and BOGOFF
ing Tuesday 23rd Feb @
(Buy One Get One For Free) mail (R.Bates@surrey.ac.uk) or call ext. 3177.
see the advert opposite. 7.45pm. Hear both sides and
still applies.
10 Films, Reviews & Previews Thursday 11th February 1999 n
Whats On
Guildford Civic Hall (01483 444555)
Brown, Rose & Beer (11th Feb / 8.00pm / Tickets £10) An
unplugged concert featuring the legendary man of ‘Fire’
Arthur Brown in a unique acoustic format alongside the
accomplished Tim Rose (the original artist behind the Jimi
Hendrix hit ‘Hey Joe’) and Cheryl Beer.
A Night At The Opera (12th Feb / 7.30pm / Tickets £13
balcony £10 stalls) presented by the Guildford Philharmonic
Orchestra. The programme for this evening features music
by Mozart, Rossini, Bizet, Verdi and Puccini.
Bound and Gagged Avenue brings together two of America’s major stars,
Richard Dreyfuss and Marsha Mason. This is a hilarious,
heartfelt account of one man’s mid-life crisis, and how he
Guildford Civic Hall It’s not of course that he’s overcomes it.
05/02/99 no good, it’s just the Surrey
people. Having to put up The New Victoria, Woking (01483 761144)
raig Charles was in a with the faux superiority of
Surrey Pride Star Profile Sports International an The Cleanest Sheet in Surrey
Number 12, Adam Bowen
Iron Mike Back Behind Bars Hindhead AFC 0 GI Reserves 6
e finally did it! Eleven sure that saw Hodgetts make a
M
ike Tyson’s boxing career
has probably come to an
end after he was jailed
after a road rage incident. Tyson
to be determined. The sentence
could lead to a review of Tyson’s
license by the Nevada State Athletic
Commission. Tyson can appeal
W games into our virgin
season as a side, the
Graduate and Industrial year res,
save which deserved the white-
wash all by itself and took the
attack to the oppo. Camped in
kicked one motorist and punched within 30 days. If the appeal is grant- finally kept their onion bag as their half for most of the 45, we
another after a minor three-car acci- ed, he would stand trial on the free from balls as a eunuchs off- were disappointed to only put
dent in Maryland last August. charges. The two victims of the road white Y-fronts. This magnificent three more past them as Baldo
rage attack settled out of court, and feat was only achieved by the and Taffy worked well up front,
In December, Tyson pleaded no con- were against sending Tyson to jail. procurement of some fantastic with Spooner and Fitzygibbon
test, meaning he neither protested the Tyson’s wife, Monica testified on her mid-season transfers from the providing the engine to Brucie’s
charges nor admitted guilt. Tyson husband’s behalf and said he was management team, as new boy steam roller in midfield. With
could have received up to 20 years in under a tremendous amount of stress Gorman delivered a man of the Morton and Van Cleef providing
jail. He was sentenced to two years at the time of the assault because of match winning performance some solid wingplay, the goals
in jail on each count with one year his debts and his boxing suspension. alongside jailbait Cake in the came from Gorman’s converted
suspended, running concurrently. He centre of defence. Full backs corner, Baldo’s cool strike from
Muppet Linden and Ackbar outside the box and perhaps the
Vital Stats; was also fined $5,000 and will have
to serve two years’ probation and
Prosecutors, however, hammered
away at Tyson’s violent past, refer- Bannister gave accomplished most dubious goal ever scored as
Age: 23 perform 200 hours of community ring to the fighter as a time bomb displays at the back and provid- Skipper Cleef’s through ball
Dept: Ex Civ Eng service upon release. With good waiting to explode. To be fair to ed excellent support play for the evaded both our strikers and the
behaviour, he could be released in Tyson, it is true that for most of his attackers. With Gorman and keepers scuffed clearance to nes-
Nicknames: Valleys, Welshie Bannister providing an awesome tle in the back of the net. We
six months. But authorities must career he had been used by man-
Measurements: 6”1’ also decide if Tyson has violated his agers, promoters and lawyers alike in aerial threat from Surrey’s cor- could have hit a dozen but were
Sporting Interests (and why?): Windsurfing (I get wet probation from his 1991 rape convic- their attempts to squeeze every cent ners the visitors were soon 3-0 happy with the win and clean
in rubber!) tion. Tyson was released in 1995 they could out Mike’s increasing for- up as Ackbar headed home and sheet to end a two game losing
after serving three years of a six-year tune. The result left Tyson almost striker Taffy Goodwin notched streak which puts us back in the
Marital Status: Definitely under the thumb! twice to give us a comfortable hunt for promotion. A fantastic
sentence, and his probation was set penniless as recently as last year.
half time lead. The half time performance all round, including
Personal Info; to expire in March. The decision
came three weeks after Tyson’s suc-
Tyson was never shown love and
affection by those close to his boxing team talk centred around consol- a superb cameo from Buntas
What is your favourite feature? cessful comeback against Francois interests; instead these people turned idation as our home game London, which casts selection
My impeccable Welsh charm [a large Golden Sheep medallion Botha, his first fight since he lost his him into the fiercest, fighting against Hindhead saw us nar- problems for the absentees, both
hanging between his loins - Sports Ed.] license for biting Evander machine ever to walk into a ring. rowly hold on to a 4-0 half time explained and unexplained
lead, 4-3. The ref, Manuel, (mentioning no names Daniel
What do you go for in a woman? Holyfield’s ears during a champi- Sadly, this aggressiveness in the
onship bout in June 1997. squared circle spilled out, ultimately added his own little pearl of wis- Reid!!). Even with a relaxed ver-
Great tits and arse, cute face - with at least half a brain [the half dom, that we should “keep calm, sion of the train to play and play
that likes to say YES!] destroying the man formerly known
Tyson was scheduled to fight April as Iron Mike Tyson. as they slow and fat, and when for your place policy that the
Favourite Drink? Vodka and Orange late not mean harm but have Student portion of the Club
Favourite Food? Chilli
24 in Las Vegas against an opponent by George Pavlou inadequate talent of football!” attempts to employ, I think the
Hungover Hockey
Si, senor! ‘go awol in a (probably) pissed
Favourite Music? R.E.M.
up stupor’, Reid ammendment is
Sporting Info: The second half saw Surrey’s pushing it a bit. Hope she was
What does Surrey Sport give you?
Mid Surrey 1st X1 v Surrey Birds X1 1 - 1 domination complete as we worth it!
weathered a brief spell of pres- Van Cleef
inding eleven players for this approaching balls with her arms, you
The usual, memory loss, a bad head on a Thursday morning, first
dibs on Langley’s sloppy seconds!
What is your;
F match proved hard. We resort-
ed to using the microphone on
stage in the union on Friday night to
are in goal next! This led to a penalty
flick, which sent Helen into a bit of a
panic. After a quick coaching session
First Past the Post
hope you had a bit of luck
by Eddie
owners at the rewarding each
most memorable moment in Surrey Sport?
Achieving University Half Colours for Windsurfing
funniest moment you can recall from your days at Surrey?
find another player. This was after
asking what seemed like every
female in the union. Nobody seemed
by Becky about how to make yourself
look big and stare them out Helen
was ready. Her opponent must have
I last weekend, as I managed a
103-1 treble and a second
place out of five selections. Hoh
way price of 40-1.
T species is of a higher
intelligence than the
male and when no female wind-
ed to forget everything that he
learnt on the RYA 1 course by
sailing right across the reservoir
little adventure,
and after travers-
ing the lake
surfers turned up at the crack of and forgetting the way home. claimed to have
dawn on Sunday, the rumour Firos made a brave attempt to cramp in his arm
gained a tonne of momentum. believe that he was sailing his and left the
Even so, it was the first wind- native waters of Greece but was waters for a for-
surfing day of the year and we soon running for the showers age in the under-
went anyway. The happy six shouting something about being growth that
bet you have always ground in mid-flight. testosterone driven fellas fornicatingly cold! However, he would leave
W
but the strategies can be com- ast Wednesday saw the from a first-rate side we put in
plex.
game that has grown from its Hertfordshire. head blow with their no.8 and Netball, Women’s Rugby, Elsewhere, Formula One motor
origins in the late sixties If you think that you would like After a stressful bus journey, we unfortunately their best player Men’s Squash, Men’s and racing once again becomes
U.S.A. into a world-wide phe- to give Ultimate Frisbee then arrived at a hovel (a.k.a. had to retire from the match. A Women’s Volleyball, and 3 embroiled in controversy as the
nomenon. we have 2 practice times: Hertfordshire uni's rugby reluctant Beth went off for the Men’s Football teams) the sports top drivers have
ground) and were greeted by an rest of the first half with sus- Surrey Pride rolls on to another expressed anger and frustration
How do you play it? Sundays 12.00pm - 2.00pm irate Frank Butcher look-a-like pected concussion. fantastic Wednesday afternoon towards the F1 governing body,
(Starting 7th Feb) at the CAM- who turned out to be the ref. After half time some great runs of sport this week with four FIA, and its president, Max
The best way to make sense of PUSPORT Sports Hall. Frank seemed overly concerned and tackles from Claire, Dianne, football games, one hockey, Mosely, over proposed changes
Ultimate is to see it being about the time and daylight, or Bernie and Tracy and some out- one netball, squash and tennis to the regulations surrounding
played, but these are the basics; Wednesdays 1.00pm - 3.00pm lack of, so after a quick change standing passing that even matches at the Varsity with car specification in a bid to
Ultimate is a game of two (Starting 17th Feb) at the and jaunt up the pitch, the UniS Rocky would have been proud mens volleyball at make the sport safer. The bone
teams of seven players, played Staghill Pitches (Opposite team were composed and ready of ("That nearly looked like Campusport. No doubt blood, of most contention, appears to
on a pitch of comparable size to NatWest Bank). for action. For a team who are rugby!") led to a superb try from sweat and tears will be shed on be the addition of a fourth
a soccer field. The last 25 yards usually one (or so) woman down Beth and was converted by the our hallowed soil as these groove onto harder compound
at each end of the pitch are the At these sessions there will be a at the beginning of a match, for Duracell Bunny to put us in the brave warriors battle to carry tyres, which reduces grip even
“endzones”. A goal is scored chance for you to have a go at once we were competing against lead 19-12. A now slightly the Colours into the next round further than the three groove
by passing the disc to a mem- playing, just watch or ask any a team with an equal number of cocky Surrey side started to plan of our inter-galactic (almost!!) amendment change to last
ber of your team standing (or questions that you have. players, and this only added to for the night ahead and what struggle against the oppression years racing tyres. Most drivers
more likely running!) in the You can contact me Ben our confidence. Bo's might bring, before a lucky of Sports Institute’s and claim that far from increasing
endzone your team is attacking. McCormack at cs81bm or ext. The first half saw strong scrum- break form Herts and some tired Facility’s of Sporting the safety of the cars, the new
4194 and I will be happy to ming from the Surrey team, Surrey legs caused a final score Excellence. Who will win out? tyres will compound even the
Players cannot run with the answer any questions that you which led to two trys from 'our of 19-17. A big hand to all the Only time (and next weeks slightest mistake in cornering
disc. A team can therefore only have. marathon runner' Tracy, who girls who turned up at Bo's, for pages of Surrey Pride) will tell! as the driver’s find it easier to
move the disc upfield by Don’t worry if you have never left the opposition in her dust once we really did have some- push the cars to the limit, and
throwing it from player to play- heard of Ultimate before, as (or great clumps of mud as the thing to celebrate. Looking ahead to this week’s eventually exceed it, causing
er. The defending team takes most people there will be in the pitch was so awful!!) But some Final Note: O.K., so maybe action away from Surrey, an increase, not the FIA
possession if the disc touches same situation. unlucky penalty mistakes we have had a pretty bad sea- Howard Wilkinson run’s the claimed decrease, in spinning
the ground, or if they make an Come along and give it a go. allowed the oppositions fly half son, but at least we win when it gauntlet in what is simultane- and therefore, collisions.
interception by catching the Ben McCormack to score twice and convert once. counts lads. ously claimed to be the best Furthermore, drivers claim that
disc or knocking it to the Once we realized Herts were far by Jodie Bryant and worst job in English foot- the proposed changes may
ball as he prepares his squad ‘sterilise’ the sport, as thrilling
Stingers rocked by Knights for Wednesday’s friendly clash
against World Champions,
overtaking manoeuvres
become a thing of the past and
he Surrey Stingers wel- On the day, it seemed that for good. But worse was to the Stingers was 155 yards France. Despite a few key races degenerate into a contest