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Peter Kenez, A History of Soviet Union from the Beginning to an End, Cambrid ge University Press,
2006
The eighteen-year-long Brezhnev era was full of paradoxes. It was a time when the Soviet Union
achieved its greatest international success: it became a world power, second to none. But it was
also a time of wasted opportunities, a time when the countrys economic decline, now seemingly
inevitable, commenced. It was a period of much-desired stability and tranquillity, certainly the
quietest in the countrys troubled twentieth-century history. In light of subsequent developments
Brezhnevs era came to be described as a time of stagnation, yet most people of Russia today look
back on it with nostalgia.
From Martin MacCauley, The Rise and Fall of the Soviet Union, Routledge 2013
-Have you heard that Brezhnev is going to have surgery? Hes having his chest widened to accommodate
more medals.
-What are the main obstacles obstructing Soviet agriculture? There are four: spring, summer, autumn
and winter.
-What is a Soviet string quartet? The Moscow Symphony Orchestra on its return from a foreign tour.
- Brezhnev begins his official speech opening the 1980s Olympic Games: O!, O!, O! His aide whispers to
him: The speech begins below, comrade Gensek. That is the Olympic symbol.
- After the American astronauts land on the moon, Brezhnev summons the leaders of the Soviet space
programme. The Party and government instruct you to land cosmonauts on the sun as soon as possible.
But the temperature of the sun is so high; well not be able to get near it. Do you think Im a fool? Well
send them during the night.
-President Chernenko phones up the Guinness Book of Records. I want to claim a record. I have finished
my jigsaw puzzle of the Kremlin in only three months. Guinness: So what! That is not a record.
Chernenko: But, but it says on the box: 46 years.
-A burglar breaks into President Chernenkos apartment in Moscow and steals all his books. The President
is very disappointed. He had not finished colouring them in.