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113 Grooming Guide 2016: The Upgrade

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What (not) to learn from the men of Orange Is

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to umbrellas; Theres more to Philipp Plein
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PHOTO: ARJUN MARK (CHE)

arlier
ie this
thi year
ye r I received
r ceived a book, Sons
S ns + Fathers,
athers, a
collection
le ion of personal
pe s n l essays by some
some of the
h worlds
wo l s bestknown
st-know
men about
men about
their their
dads,dads,
including
including
a foreword
a foreword
by
Bono.
Bono.
Contributors
Contributors
to this
to this
anthology
anthology
include
include
BillBill
Clinton,
whose father, travelling
ather, travelling
salesmansalesman
Williamn Jefferson
William Jefferson
Blythe Jr,Blythe
was Jr,
killed
was killed
in aninautomobile
an automobile
accident
accident
threethree
months
months
before
before
Clinton
he was
was born,
born,
and who
w o he
Clinton
describes
describes
as the
as most
the most
important
important
person
person
I never
I never
met;met;
Salman
Sal a Rushdie,
Rushdie who
whoshows
showshow
howhis
hisdad
dadAnis
Anisdisdain
disdainfor
forreligiosity
religiosity
t
fundamentally
fund m n all shaped
s a ed him;
i ; PR overlord
ov r ord Matthew
tthew Freud,
F e d, whos fraught
raught
relationship
relations i with his father,
dad,
d Clement,
Clement,
reveals
reveals
the
the
complexity
complexity
ofof
this
this
most
most
human
human
of connections;
of connections;
and even
and my
even
British
my
i British
counterpart
counterpart
DylanDylan
Jones,
s
Jones,
who was
who
beaten
was beaten
as a child
as aby
child
his dismissive,
by his dismissive,
laconiclaconic
father father
a narrative
a
narrative
that ends that
withends
the most
with tender
the most
conclusion.
tender conclusion.
Inspired by these
t ese candid
ca did essays,
e sa s, we decided
decide to
t explore
explo e the
h
Father-Son
Fathe - o relationship
rel tio s p in
n the
h Indian
Ind an context, a bond largely dei
deined
ned
by weighty
ei hty societal
so eta expectations
expect tio s and
nd role-play
ole-p ay rooted
ro ted in ancient
anci n
mor
mores
es that
t at are reinforced
reinfo ce daily
da ly byy popular
popul r culture.
lt re. If Bollywood
Bollyw od is
any rel
r lect
ection,
on, were
we re a nation
n tion of benevolent
en vo ent patriarchs
patria chs and
n sons with
w th
Peter Pan
P n complexes.
com lexe . In reality,
r ali y, the dynamic
dy a i iss far
fa more nuanced
nu n d and
nd
less perfect
pe fect than we publicly
blicl admit to.
t . What iss it like
ik being
b ing the son
so of
o
a Nobel
No e laureate
laur ate and
nd public
ublic intellectual
intelle ua like Amartya Sen, and how
how
do you carve out your own identity
dentity under
u der that great
rea shadow? And
how much did
d d having
a i g a lamboyant,
m o ant, extroverted
e trov r ed father
fat er like
l k Farooq
F r oq
Abdullah
Abdu lah deinee Omars
a s more circumspect,
circu sp ct, discreet
discree personality?
p r onal ty
Does having
avi g a superstar
superst r dad
ad like
ik Nagarjuna limit
l m t your
y ur ability to have
real
rea friends?
fr ends? And what
w a did
d d itt mean for
fo Rohan
Ro a to
t have
h ve a i
igure
gure as
authoritarian
authorita i n and successful
uccessf l as
a Narayana Murthy
Mu t y as his
hi dad?
d d? Our
O r hope
h p
is that these
the e stories
st r es will inspire a progressive
progressiv conversation
conversati n about
b ut this
t is
most vital
it l of bonds.
o ds

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PAULINE ZONUNPUII
WHO: Assistant Editor, GQIndia.com.
Instagram @paulinezonunpuii
WHAT: Investigates the world of cosmetic
dermatology for our annual Grooming
Special, page 113
NOT FOR ME: To witness people letting
someone inject a foreign substance into their
skin, armpits, palms, lips, scalp and other
body parts for aesthetics seems a bit bizarre
to me. But perhaps the weirdest procedure
men are opting for is laser hair removal for
their balls.

TARUN VISHWA
WHO: Photographer
WHAT: Our cover story with the dynamic Virat Kohli, page 130
BEST-DRESSED: Virat enjoys his game, great clothes and experimenting with his look. Its not easy for
a lot of men to pull off the androgynous vibe thats big these days, but he was up for the challenge, and
rocked it (see: Kohli juggling apples in a shiny Gucci top).

ADIL HASAN

ERRIKOS ANDREOU

WHO: Photographer. Instagram @adil_jsr

WHAT: Flies cross-country for a Fathers &
Sons shoot in Srinagar, page 92, and then
the Hyderabad edition of Gentlemens Club,
page 170
JUST YOUR AVERAGE FAMILY: Its not
every day that you get an inside look into a
family like the Abdullahs, and realize theyre
concerned with pretty normal things at one
point Omar told us about his attempts to get
his father to learn how to work Netix.

WHO: Photographer.
Instagram @errikosandreou
WHAT: Brings colour to life with Imran
Khan, page 186
TECHNICOLOUR: Real mean wear pink,
and bright colours, and its as true as it
is clichd. Imran can denitely pull it all
off, but Ill stick to my classic black and
white palette.

WHO: Journalist. Topics include science, mostly

planetary. Twitter @amitchelltweets
WHAT: The chilling reality of climate change, page 177
ICYMI: Its real and its happening now. Everyone needs
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ALL THATS HOT THIS MONTH // OUR AGONY UNCLE IS BACK

Power

LUNCH
with
RENZO
ROSSO
Hes had one job for 40 years,
leading to the creation of a
conglomerate that could be the
next LVMH. Diesels boss man tells
Megha Shah how he became one of
the most powerful names in fashion
without designing a single thing

LOCATION: ST REGIS, MUMBAI

Photographed by Manish Mansinh

enzo Rosso is so grungy, brash
and Italian that were he not
the boss of a multibillion-euro
fashion empire, youd be wary
of him. Post our quick lunch, at
the Zenith Suite of the St Regis,
he hurries off towards the main
stage area of Lakm Fashion
Week, Mumbais landmark ode to style.
Hes in dark jeans, the top two buttons of
his shirt open, a silver chain around his
neck, his skin tanned and wrinkled, brawny
knuckles bearing a tattoo of his initials,
coloured hair uncombed and reminiscent of
a clowns wig. A photographer eyeballing
the crowd lingering outside ignores him at
irst, then clicks a few pictures uncertainly
the entourage trailing him betrays his
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LUNCH WITH GQ

LUNCH

with

importance belatedly and then goes

back to capturing pouty editors without
socks, starlets in couture and prominent
bloggers fanning themselves
decorously with programmes.
He strides past everyone onto the
stage, a little more gauche, a little less
groomed, a cowboy amid urbanites,
most still unaware that he is the most
important person in that room. The
genius who changed the global denim
industry forever.
ttt

n hour before that, were being

served sliders and falafel wraps
for lunch. Can I start with
dessert? he enquires. A waiter
brings him some chocolate
mousse in a pot and he plunges
his spoon in. Even with food, he likes to
get straight to the point.
Few have started so far outside the
fashion establishment as Rosso and
penetrated so deeply into its centres
of power and control. A farmers son,
he hails from a town that at one point
boasted two television sets and a car.
The Americans saved Italy from the
Second World War, he says in thickly
accented and rather troubled English.
To us, they were like heroes. On TV,
I watched Hollywood movies and
James Dean strut about in jeans. I was
enamoured, continues the 60-yearold father of seven (his youngest is
just six months old). And so, using his
mothers sewing machine, he made
a pair of denims with a 13-inch lare
and sold them to his friend for three
dollars. I went to the discotheque with
the money, he grins. He continued to
make denims, soon creating a hyperlocal business for himself selling jeans,
and the American dream, to anyone
with a few bucks.
At 20, he joined a local clothing

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The fashion world saw

me as a rebel, an outsider,
a crazy person
brand run by Adriano Goldschmied.
It didnt take him long to become
indispensable, and when he wanted
to leave to start his own enterprise,
Goldschmied convinced him to stay,
creating a new brand with him in
which Rosso had a 40 per cent share
and 100 per cent creative control. Rosso
wanted their offering to be different
an alternative to the ubiquitous Levis
that had captured the denim category.
(One of his most prized moments is
opening a 15,000sqft store on Madison
Avenue, right opposite Levis, to
encourage the comparison.) He called
it Diesel, the new alternative fuel to
petrol during the oil crisis.
It was hard, he mulls. No one
could understand the name. More
than that, people couldnt understand
the man behind it. Rosso made the
fashion world uncomfortable. They
saw me as a rebel, an outsider, a
crazy person. And what they could
understand even less was why his
jeans were selling.
Rosso decided he wanted his
product to look old. So he began
rubbing the fabrics and stressing its
threads. Distressed jeans were born. I
never asked myself how do I become
bigger. I still dont. I only want to know
how to become cooler. Hes pushed
his chair back, away from the table,
allowing room for him to gesture
emphatically, his hands divulging the
frustration at his diminished eloquence
in this language.
Since that time, the factories of
Diesel have been committed to the
war on denim: stonewashed, ripped,
mended, patched, shiny, black denim

patches sewn into blue denim

gaps. The jeans also cost a whole
deal more than the irst pair he
created anywhere between
`20,000 to 1 lakh, more precisely.
Not so long ago it seemed
impossible to imagine how a pair
of jeans, especially a molested one
with abrasions, could be expensive or
be considered luxury. Rosso changed
that. Diesels designs suggested
expertise and whimsy and conidence
products of a crafty veteran who
tried everything else, and then tore
up the old playbook and tried to write
a new one.
Rosso ran evocative campaigns
targeted towards libertarians and
rebels from an internet-only
campaign mocking the culture
of reality TV to a print campaign
featuring two kissing sailors at the
peace celebration of WWII, at the
height of the debate regarding the
American governments refusal
to allow openly gay persons entry
into military service. Hes cultivated
celebrities and launched himself
into the party circuit. His love of
partying is legendary. Under him,

LOCATION: ST REGIS, MUMBAI

Power

LUNCH WITH GQ

Diesel was one of the irst fashion

brands to tap into the internet.
Then he hired Lady Gagas
stylist, Nicola Formichetti most
famous for the meat dress
as his creative director. I am
obsessed with modernity and
everything that it signiies, he
announces. Today his friends include
Bono, the Dalai Lama and the prime
ministers of some countries.

Power

LUNCH

with

ttt

I feel uncomfortable when

the environment gets too
corporate, he says, his hand
swatting away the word as
though it were an irritating ly
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not a detail that comes cheap. But

Rosso can afford a few eccentricities.
Along with Diesel, Rosso has
assembled a variety of power brands
under the OTB Group (Only The
Brave) including Marni, Victor & Rolf
and his most prized, Maison Martin
Margiela. He insists that while he owns
majority stakes in these brands, he
doesnt interfere in creative decisions.
In 2009, however,Margielaannounced
that he was leaving his company.
Many interpreted the departure as the
result of a fallout with Rosso the shy
purist dominated by the commercially
minded vulgarian who was rumored
to have pressuredMargielato, among
other sacrileges, sign his name to a
line of suits. Rosso claims heleft for
personal reasons.
In 2011, Rosso also tried to acquire
Valentino, but lost the bid to an
investment vehicle backed by Qatars
royal family. Its possibly one of the
rare defeats hes faced in life. When
I mention it, he leans back and shuts
his eyes. His energy drops for just a
second. Im... How do you say...?
he looks at his communications
oficer whos nearby and whose job,

among other things, is to keep him

intelligible. Sorry, he decides is the
right word. Im so sorry.
Its a rare moment. Business
tycoons and heads of fashion
empires dont often apologize for
their failures. I have learned my
lesson, he continues seriously. See,
I am not a designer. I have never
really designed anything in my life.
But I can appreciate beauty. I know
exactly what I want. Im obsessed
with what I want. This makes me
dificult to work with sometimes.
ttt

s soon as he inishes his

talk with Indian designer
Sabyasachi a special show at
Fashion Week and gets up to
leave, a different photographer
rushes up to greet him. Sir,
he says, his breathing heavy. I own
ten pairs of Diesel jeans. I save up for
them. Rosso looks at him without
surprise or any heightened pleasure.
He simply nods at him, as though he
understands the instinct. They are
products of the same dream.

LOCATION: ST REGIS, MUMBAI

hen Rosso chose Breganze

as Diesels HQ, a town in
Vicenza nestled deep in the
countryside of Italy, away
from the more obvious choice
of Milan, he anticipated his
top-level employees would have a
problem. Instead, he has the opposite
one. If I need to shift someone to New
York or Paris, they just dont want to
go, he exclaims, shaking his head, his
curls bouncing like livewires. You cant
blame them. Diesel HQ is a grown-up
fantasy land of sorts. Theres a gym, a
bar thats always open, tennis courts,
a spa, a service that cleans your car as
soon as you park it and a relaxed policy
that allows employees to come in late
or whenever they ind convenient.
I feel uncomfortable when the
environment gets too corporate, he
says, his hand swatting away the word
as though it were an irritating ly.
After conquering American and
Japanese markets, India and China
are most important. Diesel initially
entered India six years ago in a
partnership with Reliance brands.
The Indian market is slower. Chinas
growth is rapid, but India is more...
he stands up and spreads his feet
irmly to show me he means steady.
He sits back down and takes a sip of
wine. The bottle of red on the table
carries his name too. Along with jeans,
sunglasses, underwear and chairs,
Rosso also makes wine. Inspired by his
lucky number and the year of his birth,
he releases each vintage in uneconomic
annual batches of 55. Each case holds
ive rather than the usual six bottles

3 REASONS
WHY JACKIE
IS SO DAMN
LUST-WORTHY!
Sri Lankan goddess Jacqueline
Fernandez works out like a pro. And
PUMAs all-new range of sports gear
is her partner in crime

Reason 1
She makes your heart race
Toned legs and a lean body Jacqueline
Fernandezs fit body is enough to
weaken the knees. Her secret? Cardio.
From running on a treadmill to taking
it to the street, she doesnt give up
until she feels that burn. And making
sure she keeps on running is PUMAs
Pulse XT Core shoes. Its faster. Its
more flexible. It's ready to push limits.
Ideal for all high-intensity workouts,
this lightweight trainer can be used for
both indoor and outdoor workouts.
With a responsive insole, it provides
the perfect underline to every workout:
breathability, resilience and support.

Reason 2
She keeps cool and looks hot
Weights, crossfit, stretches or abs no
exercise is too much for Jacqueline
Fernandez. And making sure all eyes
are on her while she works out is
PUMAs MESH IT UP Layer Tank in fluro
peach. With engineered jacquard mesh
and a loose fit optimized for freedom
of movement, not only does it keep
her cool, it also helps her up her
style quotient.

Reason 3
She stretches (just like your
imagination)
From complex yoga poses to lunges and
splits Jacqueline Fernandez can do it
all. But to be able to do so, it takes more
than bendy limbs. Thats why PUMAs
PWRSHAPE tights in dazzling blue and
white Layer Tank are ideal. Made from
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CULTURE

May 24, 2016

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says...
Perplexed by the latest fashion trends? Finding
your wifes lady bits unappetizing? Is your
life in meltdown? Our jet-setting Agony Uncle
Suhel Seth rides to your emotional rescue

May 16, 2016

Riaa n,

SHARE your
questions
for Suhel at:
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ILLUSTRATION: ARUN JAITAPKAR

May 22, 2016

Akshil,
This is really tongue for tongue
rather than tit for tat. See, in these
circumstances, you have to be a bit
generous. If all she wants from you
is a harmless bout of aggressive
tonguing, then do it. There are
very few activities in which women
allow you to use your tongue this
way a wagging tongue will delight
rather than disgust. And dont
listen to Michael Douglas. Old age
hasnt been kind to his mind or
his tongue.

Fashion

for the Modern

Traditionalist

TASTE
ALL THAT MATTERS THIS MONTH

THE COCKTAIL

BOLLYWOOD
BHANG,
MASALA BAR
Mumbai
Before you get too excited, theres
no actual cannabis in this (or maybe
there is and we cant actually conirm
it). Its a combination of vodka and
a home-made mix that resembles
thandai, served in a skull (thats the
Bollywood part of it) and enveloped
in dragon smoke basically a
basil-infused vodka thats heated
up, vaporized and then smoked. It
might jog memories of the last time
you woke up in a strange bathtub in
Manali. MEGHA SHAH
Carter Road, Union Park,
Pali Hill, Mumbai

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THE RESTAURANT

HONK, PULLMAN AEROCITY | Delhi

In a city where Pan-Asian is synonymous with Chinjabi, it takes some scouting to find
a restaurant thats true to the moniker. This swanky new eatery makes the cut. Honks
menu may be a hotpot of Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Singaporean and even some
Vietnamese staples, but it is, for the most part, legit. But even before the food, the one
thing that sets it apart is the cocktail list. Pairing drinks with Asian cuisine is a space
that has for long gone unexplored, but thanks to bartender Topesh Chatterjees rather
quirky resourcefulness, the concoctions here manage to go beyond the regular kaffir
lime and lemongrass infusions. And while extensive menus intimidate the best of us,
Honks tablet-like (no, not the e kind) one is welcome. But just because its 2D does
not mean it doesnt have depth. Heres what we suggest:
The Honk Sour is a subtle blend of gin, chamomile and dehydrated egg white. The
bell-pepper forward Shanghai Bell is rather addictive. In the sushi selection, the Chu Toro
(medium fat tuna) and Sake (salmon) are especially good. The Trufe Salmon with yuzu
is a winner too. End with an Evening in Kentucky, a gently spiced bourbon drink to pair
with dessert. KARINA AGGARWAL
Asset No. 02, GMR Hospitality District, Delhi. 011-4608 0808
Price for 2: `4,000

Where GQ
has been eating
this month

THE RETREAT

ATMANTAN | Mulshi

Maharashtra now has its very own wellness

retreat that combines healing and ve-star
luxury for a pretty ne result. Its austere,
design-led and lled with all sorts of magic
folk like Pranic healers, Ayurveda doctors,
body composition analysts, accupressurists,
yoga teachers, Taoist trainers, massage
therapists and excellent chefs, adept at
medicinal gastronomy to prod and pamper
your body and mind into their better
selves. The 40-acre property sits high in
the Sahyadris, with a 180-degree view of
Mulshi Lake, a 3.5-hour drive from Mumbai.
Choose from one of eight packages, including
the Master Cleanse, the Weight Balance, the

Fitness Challenge and the Spa Life, and have a

detailed daily itinerary crafted for your body
type. If you start missing the bar, Pune is only
50 minutes away. MEGHA SHAH
No. 277, Palse Vasti, Varak Village, Mulshi
Taluka, Mulshi Road, Pune, Maharashtra
412108

BASTIAN, Mumbai
Kelvin Cheungs second venture with
Aallia Hospitality, down the road from
One Street Over, makes seafood cool. The
old favourites Gajalee and Mahesh Lunch
Home are the only options in the city.
This is my take, to show the city just how
good and imaginative seafood can be.

THE BLENDER

Hes a Master of the Quaich, Scotlands most

prestigious whisky society, as well as one of
the only men in the world who knows what
goes into a bottle of Chivas. Colin Scott, who
looks not unlike Roald Dahls BFG, gets GQ
salivating with some whisky talk:
How has blending changed since the
1850s, when the irst bottle of Chivas was
produced by James and John Chivas?
In the old days, youd go to whisky brokers
and buy aged whiskies from them, and sell
them yours. That doesnt happen anymore.
Today, each brand has its own distillery, or
several of them. Chivas owns 116 across
Scotland, which gives us an amazing range to
choose from.
What goes into the blending of a
new whisky?
Once we know what kind of whisky were trying
to create, we look at our inventory to see what
we have. The inal blend will be a mix of a grain
whisky plus a combination of the four malt
families, Speyside (fruity and loral), Highland

(spicy and herbal), Lowland (oaky, nutty) and

Islay (peaty and smoky), to create a smooth,
rich blend. Once we know the percentages we
want of each, well make a blend in about 200
tiny bottles and do tastings. The product is then
evaluated againstChivas 12, 18 and 25to make
sure it its into the signature style of the house.
Creating a new blend might happen straight
away or it might take six months.
What does the rise of single malts as
well as hipper whiskies from countries
like Japan and Canada mean for the
Scotch industry?
Japanese whisky is in fact very traditional.
Theres a popular TV show there, Massan,
which is a bit like Downton Abbey. Its about
the founder of Nikka whisky, who studied at the
university of Glasgow and eventually married a
Scottish woman. When he returned, he set up
his own whisky brand in the Twenties. Its true
that Japanese whisky has suddenly become
very fashionable. Its the same with Irish
and Canadian. But 90 per cent of the whisky
consumed in the world is not single malt at all
its blended. And Scotch stands out because its
got universal recognition and respect.

SORRENTO AT
SHANGRI-LAS - EROS
HOTEL, Delhi
A new fine-dine that does innovative
Neapolitan fare, but gets the classics
right, too. The pasta is made fresh, the
pizzas are wood-fired and the imported
cheeses and meats are sold at a little
counter, where they slice it up real fine
for you to take home.

SHIKHA SETHI

FARZI CAF, Mumbai

Zorawar Kalra keeps doling out his breed
of molecular techniques, despite the
trend having fizzled out globally. Farzi
Caf, his most affordable brand, foams,
smokes and deconstructs Indian food,
caf style. As long as it tastes this good,
were not complaining. MEGHA SHAH

PHOTO: SHIKHA SETHI (TASTING)

CHIVAS MASTER
BLENDER | Colin Scott

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8 MOUNT STREET
London

Amid a soire of posh members-on

clubs and private lounges, 8 Moun
Street offers a more democratic
experience. But only just about. It is, after all, situated
in a period building at one of the worlds most coveted
addresses. You dont need to be a VIP to enter, but youll still
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a penchant for glamour, the space has lots of leather, marble
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The menu goes big on classic European brasserie-style fare,
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Things are chill on the weekdays, but
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BIG SOUNDS: Retro and lounge rule the
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Evening for 2: `4,000/-

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EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS MONTH

y Q&A
y TV
y TECH
y FILM
y SOCIAL MEDIA
y ART

EDITED BY NIDHI GUPTA

INTERVIEW: NIDHI GUPTA. PHOTO: BIKRAMJIT BOSE. STYLIST: TANYA VOHRA. HAIR & MAKE-UP: MONA ANAND/BBLUNT. ASSISTANT STYLIST: DESIREE FERNANDES

THE
U
B SYBODY
You saw a lot of Radhika Apte in 2015.
Even a bit too much, if you remember
that scene in Badlapur, some might argue.
But the doe-eyed actress, last spotted
hyper-ventilating in Pawan Kripalanis
Phobia, is in no hurry to get out of your
face. Might as well acquaint yourself with
GQs new favourite pin-up girl

espite being everywhere, on

ilm screens, in newspapers
and magazines, youre rather
absent on social media.
Im really bad at small talk, man. And Im
really bad at taking photos. Like, I wouldnt
remember to take a picture of my food before I
ate it. Benedict [Taylor] and I even forgot to take
pictures at our wedding. Id rather sit at a caf
and have a big, long, meaningful conversation.
Like, Phobia happened over a chat with Pawan
at the Leaping Windows [a caf in Versova,
Mumbai]. We talked about agoraphobia Id
been writing something (for another project)
on disorders too and I really liked the twist
in his thriller, so we said, yes lets do it.

TRENCH BY
BURBERRY

JUNE 2016

71

Q&A

You spent much of Phobia stuck in a house,

in loops of panic attacks. What was the most
challenging part of such a (geographically)
restricted role?
It was a task to understand the disorder itself. I
watched a lot of documentaries; and I come from
a family of doctors so that helped. But the really
tough part was the schedule: We shot the whole
ilm in 26 days, with hardly any breaks. There was
a time when I fell sick, and shot two panic attack
scenes while I had a fever. But by the end of it, I
realized I like this hectic way of working. Also, Im
a directors actor: I like to surrender.

IM A
DIRECTORS
ACTOR.
I LIKE TO
SURRENDER

Hollywood projects: Rohit Karn Batras The Field,

with Ronit Roy and Neeraj Kabi. And Guneet
Mongas collaborative project, The Ashram,
with Kal Penn. And theres this little Film
London-commissioned short called Oysters,
directed by Pratyusha Gupta, that were raising
funds for at the moment. Im particularly kicked
about that one.
Yeah, Im being offered all kinds of roles now.
Theres a lot of female protagonists not just
feminist roles, but those where its simply a
female lead. Like Phobia. And I now have the
privilege of picking the ones I want to go with.
What have you said no to in the last year?
After that stripping scene for Badlapur, I was,
oddly, offered a lot of sex comedies. Im not fond
of that genre no, Hunterr was not a sex comedy
and I said no to all of them. Then, after Ahalya,
I suddenly began getting calls for roles in
thrillers. And shorts. Id get a call a day, and
theyd say, Madam, theres a short ilm, there
isnt any money, but will you do it? Its still
happening. But Ive got enough friends in the
industry now, who have my back: Pawan, Leena,
Kalki, Vinay [Pathak] is a really good friend,
Gulshan [Devaiah], Anurag Kashyap

In your next ilm, Pa Ranjiths Tamil

blockbuster Kabali, youre paired opposite
superstar Rajinikanth. Was that intimidating?
Not at all. Everything youve heard about that
mans niceness its all true! Hes so down to
earth, so humble, so hardworking. Can you
imagine: He still has only about two men in his
entourage, the same guys whove worked with
him for the past decade? My irst day shooting
for Kabali, he escorted me to the set and did
all the introductions. When he won the Padma
Vibhushan, and I called him on his landline to
congratulate him, he wasnt available. But he
called me back at night. Who does that?! I... just
think hes amazing.

Youve been quoted saying that youve got

Kashyap on speed dial.
[Laughs] Anurag? No. The only people I have on
speed dial are my driver and maid.

And then theres Leena Yadavs Parched, as

well as Anurag Kashyaps Clean Shaven, from
the anthology Madly, for which you won the
Best Actress award at Tribeca Film Festival.
Do you not believe in downtime?
I do, of course, but that usually means going home
[to Pune] or London [where her husband lives], to
chill. And eat: Man, I eat a lot.
But, its a busy year. Im also shooting two

Ever wonder what youd have done if you

hadnt made it as an actor?
Id have been a mathematician. No, really my
grandmothers a mathematician, and I was
pretty good at it in school. I think I might still
give it a shot later in life.

TV

HOW NOT TO BE A DOUCHEBAG

Lessons from Orange Is The New Black

72

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INTERVIEW: NIDHI GUPTA

ros, you know that TV show about a bunch of crazy women in prison?
The one that gets your girlfriend going on about important stuff that you
stop listening to 30 seconds in? The one with that hot-as-a-sexy-wetsummer Ruby Rose in it? Yeah, that one. You need to start paying more attention
to it, because Jenji Kohan and the Nice Guys Of OITNBTM have a lot to teach you
about being a non-asshole.
For instance, when a cute girl comes to you for life advice, dont just tell her
to do drugs because no one likes sad women. Giggling at your jokes isnt your cue
to bone her behind a hedge. And binge-watching Mad Men alone, when you were
supposed to watch it with bae? Thats the kind of dickhead move thatll leave you
with not much more than apple pie for company.
Season 4 is on Netix this month

COACH TO THE WORLDS BEST PLAYERS

WELLNESS AMBASSADOR
OF KANAKIA PARIS
ZINEDINE ZIDANE

LIVE THE DREAM:

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serving delectable macaroons. Kanakia
Spaces, one of the top ten developers in
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residences, makes this a reality with
the stunning new real estate project,
Kanakia Paris @ BKC, Mumbai. Located
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in Mumbai, the property recreates the
Parisian experience, through art, romance,
architecture, monuments, fashion and
food. Spread across approximately 2 acres,
Kanakia Paris will have 7 wings with
around 463 luxe apartments in 2- and
3-bedroom options.

LIVE THE GOOD LIFE:

As a first in real estate history, football
superstar Zinedine Zidane has been
unveiled as the face of Kanakia
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Kanakias passion for the sport and
the Paris project that was instrumental
in identifying the legend as the right
person to associate with. Zidane is all

set to conceptualize and plan the iconic

Z Wellness Holistic programme, spread
across approximately 51,000sqft. It will
focus on the mind, body and soul and
aims to rejuvenate you, inside out.
This is the first time that a footballer is
going to be involved in the conceptualizing
of a real estate project. This association
therefore is different and stands us apart
from the other brand endorsements that
are being announced. His involvement
is a lot deeper and positions the brand
and project more sharply. Mr Ashish
Kanakia, Director of Kanakia Spaces

LIVE THE LUXURY:

Chic style. Stunning location. And
inimitable design. Olivier Vecchierini, a
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The real estate sector has grown
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We at Kanakia have always focused on
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Kanakia Spaces is a pioneer in developing
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is our tribute to mans quest for artistic
impressions and we are confident of it
being a man-made wonder in the city.
Mr. Himanshu Kanakia, The Managing
Director of Kanakia Spaces

FILM

HOW TO

SAVE THE EARTH

AND EVERYTHING

1976

We always knew they were coming back. You know, Jeff Goldblum,
Mr President and their entourage of predatory aliens, screeching
bloody annihilation. Dont fret if youve got no exosuits, Bear Grylls
survival skills or Will Smiths swag: Life hacks and a trip to the
supermarket are all you need to neutralize the ET apocalypse. You
know, according to Hollywood schlock. #Not

CAT-WOMEN OF
THE MOON
t BE THE WHOLE PACKAGE
If your ALFs got
boobs, wears tight
black leotards and
uses flirtation as a
manipulation device,
youve got to play the
charmer. Never mind if
theyre evil lunar bitches
trying to sabotage your
space mission; once
they fall for you, the
only thing theyll wanna
hijack is your junk.

DUDE, IS THAT A
BIRD? A PLANE?
IS IT...

... DONALD TRUMPS

TOUPEE?!

THE MAN WHO

FELL TO EARTH
t BUY THEM A DRINK.
OR MANY
When David Bowie
took his cool space
cadet status a little too
literally, and tried to
steal all our water, there
was only one rule of
engagement: Alcohol.
Lots and lots of it.

1957

INVASION
OF THE
SAUCER
MEN
t KEEP YOUR CAR
BATTERIES CHARGED
Because you
never know
when a chance
for a kinky nooky
on lovers lane
will crop up. Or
when alcoholinjecting aliens
that can be
incinerated by
something basic
like high beam
headlights will
cross your path.

76

JUNE 2016

WORDS: NIDHI GUPTA. IMAGE: GETTY IMAGES, REX FEATURES, AFP, EVERETT COLLECTION

1953

1988
KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE
t SCRATCH THE ITCH
If youve called clowns for your brats next birthday,
scratch their noses first. You know, to check if theyre
actually space vampires who dropped out of a circus
tent spaceship. If they dont explode, you can offer
them a puff of whatever youre smoking.

1988

THE BLOB

t KEEP LN2 ON HAND

All that unused

liquid nitrogen from
that epic pool party
(because unconscious
people do not a good
bash make) can now
be emptied out on
the giant blob of goo
sucking everyones
brains out. And voil!
An ice sculpture to
class things up.

1996

INDEPENDENCE DAY
t BOND WITH THE IT GUY
When mind-reading tech-savvy predators are
demolishing everything you love, the nerd will
save the day, sometimes with a simple Mac
virus. Trouble getting the sloth out of his moms
basement? Try Cuban cigars.

2005

1996

2002

WAR OF THE
WORLDS

SIGNS

MARS ATTACKS

t SET ASIDE THE ANTIBIOTICS

t CONSERVE WATER

t LEARN HOW TO YODEL

When giant slimespewing tripods are

out to conquer, that
irritating flu virus is
all the WMD you need.
Save the Benadryll for
dry days.

Melting glaciers be damned; when tin foil

hats cant stop your brain from sharing
your location with aliens in Brazil, a little
sprinkling of the ol H2O is enough to
christen them begone.

Sometimes, visitors from the third rock from the sun

arent benign, curious researchers; theyre actual bigheaded, lying Dicks. But no one is safe from some slick
Slim Whitman-style warbling. Indian Bird Call had
better be on Falcon 69s playlist, Elon.

2001

EVOLUTION

t STOCK UP ON HEAD &

SHOULDERS
And memorize the
periodic table. How
else will you know
that the only way to
hose down a giant
anus-shaped ALF is
an enema made out
of selenium sulfide,
found in abundance
in this supershampoo?

JUNE 2016

77

ART

Going to your first art auction but worried youll make a faux pas?
Kishore Singh lays down the rules for sale-day etiquette

heres a irst time for everything.

Yes, we know where your minds
going to, but think opera instead,
or classical string ensemble,
your debut alien food experience or,
indeed, attending an art auction. Theres
little more intimidating or exciting than
attending your irst-ever auction. And
woe betide you look like an interloper, the
newbie who walked in without any idea
about what to expect. But because every
gentleman must pass this trial by ire,
heres a guide to cruising under the radar
instead of standing out like a square peg
in a round hole.

Dressing up vs dressing down: Theres no

such thing as casual or relaxed style when
attending a live auction, particularly an
evening one (which is considerably more
glamorous than a morning sale). When in
doubt, stick to formal. Ladies, precious
solitaires in those lobes speak of refinement;
gentlemen, jackets are preferred. But if youre
bidding for the cover lot, no one will care that
you came in sneakers.

Enjoy the art (but dont take a selfie beside

the `10 crore Raza): Any auction worth its
salt will display the art being sold ahead of
the actual event, and have a catalogue with
details about the work, including low and high
estimates. Pick out the blockbusters and appeal
for help from the many assistants conveniently
at hand to cue you into why its priced so
high, comparables in the market, the politics
of markets, rarity and trending artists. Its the
quickest lesson in art youll get for free.
Enjoy your drink (but never, ever get drunk):
Alcohol is intended to lubricate those with fat
wallets and motivate them to extend their bids
from one incremental level to the next, but the
astute buyer is not so easily swayed. Drinking,
therefore, is for amateurs. A glass of wine, even
two, is fine, but this isnt a social occasion as
much as a commercial one. And you can always
hit the bar at the after party, to mull over why
the `40 lakh sculpture sold for `4 crore.
The auctioneer is a frenemy: He (or she)
oozes warmth and confidence, but dont be
fooled theyve probably trained with theatre

Dont become still life: Afraid of stirring

because you might be foisted with something
expensive you never bid for? Just because
you moved, or raised a hand to summon a
friend from across the room, doesnt mean
you can be accused of actually making a bid
just of bad manners. Placing a bid requires
you to register, get a paddle, raise that and
confirm your number. So feel free to get up,
move around and try to make sense of why
a distorted bowl of unrecognizable fruit gets
the art cognoscentis knickers in a twist.
Get in with the insiders: Indias most
important collectors, or at least a few of them,
are likely to be in the room. As are those who
invest in art. And many more who are art
consultants and advisors to the biggest names
in business and entertainment. Get friendly
with people in the room and youll soon know
who bought the Souza, who picked up the
Husain. And why Amrita
Sher-Gil still sets the pulses
of a young punter racing,
75 years after she died.
Kishore Singh is a curator and
art auctioneer

ILLUSTRATION: ROHAN HANDE

HAMMER AND TONGS

actors, so their body language is meant to

beguile and seduce. You want to see them
win, but with every bid thats going up,
someone somewhere is paying a little more.
All on account of those consummate skills.
Still think that work of art is worth so much?

OF STYLE
Layered with the right attitude, the NEXA man makes an effortless
statement with his classic yet new-age fashion sensibilities

Sharply tailored clothes, sleek shoes and stylish accessories create a compelling vision of the quintessential Nexa Man. And just
like the new experiences at the Nexa Showroom, the things that define this man run deep. Hes fashionable yet selects styles
that accentuate his mood. Hes talented but still believes that art (be it music or a painting) should be timeless. Hes not afraid of
experimenting but he appreciates the emotions attached to a classic. Furthermore, just like the Nexa Showroom hes always on top
of international trends. Heres a look at some of the many facets of his personality and how he dresses it.

CONNOISSEUR OF CLASSICS

COLLECTOR OF TREASURES

MAN OF MANY TALENTS

A classic, be it a book or a style, is

timeless. The Nexa Man understands
this, which is why youll probably see
him wearing an heirloom watch with
pride. For a fund-raising event, he knows
that a black tux works like magic. At the
annual derby, youll see him making an
entrance in a Baleno Nexas flagship
car dressed in a grey three-piece suit,
because hes aware of the fact that while
fashion fades, style is eternal.

The Nexa Man owns a collection of the

rarest LPs, an autographed poster of
Coldplay and a Victorian chair that he
picked up at an auction. His tastes are
unpredictable and he has an eye for the
unusual, even with his wardrobe. But the
manner in which he brings it all together is
what defines him. Cream trousers, a crisp
white shirt, a textured vest, a chequered
bow tie and navy jacket is something the
Nexa Man will pull off in style.

If he isnt cracking a business deal, hes

probably painting a canvas or playing
the saxophone. He can be analytical,
but he has a creative side. Just like his
expertise, which spans different subjects,
his dressing style is an unlikely fusion of
diverse elements. Think blue jeans with
a gingham shirt, a polka-dotted bow tie,
a vest and a bomber jacket. On a casual
day, the Nexa Man lets his clothes reflect
his state of mind.

Watch this space to know more about the Nexa Man.

SOCIAL MEDIA

Shady
Characters

Can you match the

riddles below to the correct
Twitter oracle?

Second-Worst Thing To Ever Happen on December 7

SpaghettiOs

@SpaghettiOs

Take a moment to remember

#PearlHarbor with us.
YO
U

os
yth

R E

EL
CO
M

Creepiest
Brag

@JeremyBieber

@udaychopra

On Valentines Day, I even

sweat hearts for you
@NargisFakhri

Cher

something
is amiss
with ipad

Jeremy Bieber

Uday Chopra

Jaden

there is no
nutrients in our
food anymore
or in our soil
OR IN OUR
WATER.

[after nude photos

of his son surfaced]

@justinbieber
what do you
feed that thing.
#proud daddy

Best First
Tweet

why is
it always 3
WHY IS
IT ALWAYS
3!!!!!

Samuel L. Jackson
@SamuelLJackson

Can-a muh fukkasay fuck on here?

is it
29 ?

Most Presidential Tweet

adults are SO
PACMAN

Donald Trump

@realDonaldTrump

Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson

should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of
years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.
Answers (from top):
Cher; Jaden; Jaden;
Cher; Cher
82

JUNE 2016

ILLUSTRATION: DAN WOODGER. IMAGE: CORBIS, GETTY IMAGES, REX FEATURES, SHUTTERSTOCK

Its Twitters 10th

birthday! A decade sur
goes by fast when yo
reading ego-driven
declarations from cele
unleashing ridiculous,
brilliant, antagonistic
thoughts (periodically
paired with pics of
their junk). Today we
honour the best (and
god-awfulest) tweets
yet the ones that ma
us laugh, shudder and
wonder about Kanyes
feelings on butt play

Who Tweeted It:

Jaden Smith or Cher?

Most Intellectually Stimulating Tweet

Worst
Selfie

Chetan Bhagat @chetan_bhagat

3,000 condoms in JNU everyday? Well,
3,000 tissues in IIT everyday. Take that JNU.
Greatest
\( )/

Most Heartbreaking Tw
Rita Ora

@ritaora

Dropping my new song monday

if this gets 100,000 retweets
MTV

@MTV

Yikes.
@Rihannas
marijuana
photos from
Coachella spark
controversy

1,850 retweets*

iHeartMtnDEW
@iHeartMtnDEW

@frankiemuniz ur acting is
just, awful. sorry but, it is..
Frankie Muniz
@frankiemuniz

Rihanna
@rihanna

@MTV Yikes....
@rihanna ran
out of fucks
to give

@iHeartMtnDEW Yea,
but being retired with
$40,000,000.00 at 19 has
not been awful. Good luck
moving out of your moms
house before youre 35.

Geraldo Rivera

@GeraldoRivera

70 is the new 50 (Erica and

family are going to be so pissed...
but at my age...)

Savage Clapback

Best Interjection

Amber Rose

@DaRealAmberRose

Awww @kanyewest are u mad Im not around to play in

ur asshole anymore? #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch
Worst
Im Single
Declaration
Hrithik Roshan

Lifetime Achievement Award

@iHrithik

Ther r more
chances of me
having had an affair
wid d Pope dan
any of d (Im sure
wonderful)women
d media hs ben
naming. Thanks but
no thanks.

KANYE WEST
Even when he isnt facing butt-play
allegations, no one is more thrilling
on Twitter than Kanye West. Yes,
he has a tendency to delete tweets
when he thinks no one is watching
(never mind the 19 million followers),
but his feed still offers everything
you want from a celeb account: Flash
floods of 140-character confessions;
a behind-the-scenes look at his
private life; a look at the behind of
his private wife; public catfights;
outlandish and totally unrelatable
complaints about the trappings of his
wealth. Enjoy this sampling of our
favourite masterpieces from Twitters
frenzied Van Gogh.

Sometimes
I get emotional
over fonts
I hate when Im on a
flight and I wake up with
a water bottle next to me
like oh great now I gotta
be responsible for this
water bottle

I have no interest
in working with
anyone who is
too important or
too good or too
traditional to
take a call at 3am

Kevin Smith
@ThatKevinSmith

[describing sex
with his wife]

Ten years in
and we bone
like were
cheating
on each
other WITH
each other.
A decadeplus and her
clit/brown/
Ickiest
taint-area
Overshare
still pOwns
my dick.
*Tweet later deleted.
Rita claimed she was
hacked.
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TECH

JAEGER BOMBS

year ago, Japanese

robot-maker
Karugo Kuratas
made history by
uttering four words: Yeah,
Ill ight. Absolutely. He
declared this in a YouTube
video, accepting American
startup Megabots challenge
to a giant bot duel. And just
like that, a generation of Tony
Stark-worshippers found new
purpose to life.

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The proposition: Two mech

pugilists pound on each
other in an arena on neutral
ground (ie, not the US or
Japan) until KO.
The contenders: The US
grungy, two-person-piloted
Megabot Mk II, 12,000
pounds of gasoline-powered
fury, vs Japans slick black
Kuratas, a single-pilot,
9,000lb monster with twin
gattling guns and a full

heads-up display.
The arsenal: Paintball
guns; but Kuratas, amused
by the super-Americanness
of it all (make big things
and put guns on them, he
scoffed), wants to spice things
up with a melee combat.
The reward: Bot supremacy.
And, if this whole shebang
lasts for more than 60
seconds, an exciting new
spectator sport.

WORDS: NIDHI GUPTA. IMAGE: GETTY IMAGES, SHUTTERSTOCK

This month, watch two giant piloted robots take each other down,
Pacific Rim-style, in the worlds first mech duel. Euro 2016 who?

EXCLUSIVE

ATHERS
AND
SONS
NO TWO FAMILY DYNAMICS ARE THE SAME, BUT SOME ARE DEFINITELY MORE INTERESTING THAN
OTHERS. THE SON OF INDIA S MOST WELL-KNOWN TECH GIANT CANT HAVE HAD THE SAME CHILDHOOD
EXPERIENCES AS A MAN WHO GREW UP BEING QUIZZED BY ONE OF THE SUBCONTINENTS SHARPEST
POLITICAL AND ECONOMIC MINDS. THE INNER WORKINGS OF A KASHMIRI POLITICAL DYNASTY CANT
RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SOUTH INDIAN CINEMA FAMILY. OR CAN THEY?
EDITED BY DAVE BESSELING

OMAR ABDULLAH

PHOTOGRAPHED BY ADIL HASAN STYLED BY DESIREE FERNANDES INTERVIEWED BY DAVE BESSELING

he street entrance is like a wine shop at closing

time: the squeaky grille three-quarters shut to
mitigate an evenings hooch rush. But on the
misty tilt of Srinagars Gupkar Road at 11am,
its not Royal Challenge in anyones hands but
walkie-talkies. Its security pat-downs, not pervy-uncle touches.
Considering this is the home purchased in 1974 by legendary
statesman and two-time leader of Jammu & Kashmir, Sheikh
Abdullah, now residence of his son, three-time J&K Chief

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Minister Dr Farooq Abdullah, and Im here to speak with the

Dr and his son, Omar Abdullah, family slacker at one six-year
stint as J&K CM, things could have been far more invasive.
As an individual, or as a member of this family, says Omar,
gazing up at the gathering grey clouds, our lives are on the line
every time we step outside the four walls of our house.
Having pounced from his black Land Rover, buttoning
his black jacket over a pastel T-shirt and quick to apologize
for his delayed light the once youngest CM in India schleps

AS A MEMBER OF
THIS FAMILY, OUR
LIVES ARE ON THE
LINE EVERY TIME
WE STEP OUTSIDE
THE FOUR WALLS
OF OUR HOUSE

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it commercial these days Omar leads us up a steep set of

stairs. Above is a double-dormered house behind a small ofice
complex, the Abdullah familys the Abdullah partys legacy
in wood and brick. I accept a hold on the open front door,
asking, Does that word bother you, Legacy?
It would be impossible to deny that there is one, says the
46-year-old, leading us onto the soft beige carpet of the living
room. There is the legacy that one inherits through the family,
as well as through the party. Its dificult to understand that in
a democracy you can have a system of inherited leadership,
but particularlyin the Subcontinent, you see it inall spheres
sport, cinema, business and politics. People tend to forget that if
you dont perform, you perish.
Today the second day after swearing in Mehbooba Mufti,
head of a PSP-BJP alliance, the states irst female CM and the
daughter of the former CM who passed away this January
the National Conferences 15 seats look closer to perishable
than performative.
That means its an even more important time for us,
says Omar as party spokesman, but, on a purely human
level, I cant help but have a certain amount of sympathy for
Mehbooba Mufti.
Farooq joins us, smoothing his black bandhgala to sit,
his signature karakul perched off the north-east side of
his dome. The 78-year-old iddles simultaneously with two
mobile devices, an iPhone 6 and a far-lesser handset that
would have been described on The Wire as a burner.
We settle in around the glasstop coffee table, on which lie
newspapers with headlines like Mehbooba Lists Security
As A Major Challenge.
She will be missing her fathers counsel and advice at a
time like this, says Omar, while Farooq uses his iPhone to
request a mug of tea. The biggest advantage Ive had is such
an extended period of time to rely on Dads advice and counsel,
which is something that he didnt have because he started in
1980 as a Member of Parliament, and my grandfather passed
in 82. Ive had it my entire career. I doubt very much that
Mehbooba has anybody who she can turn to in that way.
My father? responds Farooq when I turn Omars comment
to him. While I was growing up he was always in jail. It was
my mother who raised us Advice? Not to get into politics. He
told me it would take away my entire life.
The space is a modest presentation of knick-knacks and
family photos, a TV atop an unremarkable wooden cabinet,
a few shelves with dominoed books a Gandhi tome or two,
Dan Browns Da Vinci Code and a couple dozen DVD cases
spanning oeuvres from Bari to The Hangover parts 2 and 3.
Sometimes when my wife is away, I try to set up some of
these things, says Farooq with a mischievous snicker that
wont be the days last while Omar throws his head back, as
if to laugh, but on mute. Ive been trying to get Dad more into
streaming and Netlix, says Omar.
I like some of these American series very much, says
Farooq. Ive just inished House Of Cards.
Whats unsettling here isnt the private proximity to
Kashmirs most signiicant political family, no doubt party
to some Underwood-esque scenarios in their time. Its that
over the course of our day together, from private moments
like sharing an umbrella with Farooq down the front stairs,
holding his arm lightly, juuuust in case of a slip, to shooting the
pair at the Lalit Grand Palace, surrounded by a full dozenagent security detail, the pair behave like any other father and

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son, baiting and joking and teasing each other. Just that in
their case, the roles are reversed. Abdullah Senior is the antsy
one, playfully petulant that the rain is going to cost him his
afternoon round of golf:
Do you go goling with your father?
Much to his eternal disappointment, sighs Omar, the bug
didnt catch. I even took lessons, bought a couple sets of clubs
from him, which are now gathering dust.
Farooq is quick to interject. Just like I dont go to the gym.
Do you ever try to take him to the gym, Omar?
Who me? The gym? Farooq wrings his hands, My god.
Shaking his head like Santa Claus has just been introduced to
Skrillex, he pouts, Can we go now? Are we inished?
Omar is as measured as he is candid, but always friendly,
and reassures me, after Farooq makes a quick escape from the
bright photographers lights in the Lalits Maharaja suite, Dont
worry, I wont let him run away.
Just one of many instances where Omar plays herder,
timekeeper, conversation-subject returner. Essentially, the
parent. Or at least the upstanding uncle to an incorrigible
scamp hes been left to babysit for the day.In more political
terms, a handler tamping the blowhard. But at his age, Farooqs
earned his ease of speech.
Omar is very balanced, he quips, Im the one who is
unbalanced. Quite frequently.
[Omar shakes his head, chin in his chest.]
Is there ever a problem separating family from politics?
It doesnt happen, laughs Farooq.
My mom used to try sometimes, grins Omar. Shed say
Keep the politics away from the dining table, but it was not a
hugely successful venture on her part.
What would be a subject you guys wouldnt feel
comfortable talking about?
My dad and I are close, we work together, but I am not one of
those who believes my parents also have to be my best friends,
that I have to share every emotion, every action of mine with
them. Nor would I expect them to share theirs with me. So it is a
parent-child relationship.
So that family model carries over to working together?
It does. It removes the chances of any misunderstanding.
Because there are any number of people who would like to take
advantage of a breakdown of communication between the two
of us. And if there isnt, they would like to create one.
And they have always tried, says Farooq. They will do
ridiculous things.
Like just by chance, the cameraman has caught us when
Dad is looking left and I am looking right. Which happens. We
are not supposed to be staring at each other all the time, but
then people say, Look there is a rift, a ight.
What about your children, Omar. How are their political
ambitions shaping up?
I dont know, its too early to tell. But I would say to them what
has been passed on through the generations.
Which is?
Dont.

OMAR IS VERY BALANCED, QUIPS FAROOQ,

I AM THE ONE WHO IS UNBALANCED.
QUITE FREQUENTLY

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PRODUCTION
ASSISTANT:
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LOCATION: THE
LALIT GRAND
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ON AKHIL: BLAZER BY
DIOR HOMME. TROUSERS
BY ZARA. T-SHIRT BY
ALEXANDER MCQUEEN AT
THE COLLECTIVE.
SHOES BY ERMENEGILDO
ZEGNA
ON CHAITANYA: SHIRT BY
ARMANI COLLEZIONI AT THE
COLLECTIVE
PRODUCTION:
GIZELLE CORDO
PRODUCTION ASSISTANT:
PALLAVI KUMAR
LOCATION:
PARK HYATT, HYDERABAD

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NAGARJUNA
CHAITANYA AND
AKHIL AKKINENI
PHOTOGRAPHED BY MANISH MANSINH STYLED BY TANYA VOHRA INTERVIEWED BY DAVE BESSELING

Was there ever a time when being Nagarjunas son

caused you trouble?
Akhil: I felt it when I was younger, when I used play cricket
in Hyderabad, because everyone knew me. I used to get
pissed off. I just wished at that point that no one knew
whose son I was, so Id be treated a little more normally.
But otherwise, its been all advantages.
Chaitanya: There are times when I go to a party and a girl
my age comes up to me and asks: Can I have a picture with
your dad? or Your dad is so good looking. [Laughs]
Were these guys ever a pain in the ass growing up?
Nagarjuna: They were okay, but if Id known about some
of the things theyd done earlier, it wouldve been a pain:
bribing the security guard to sneak out of the house after
Id gone to sleep; driving my car; inishing my liquor. All
the fun stuff.
How did you feel when they both decided to take
up acting?
Nagarjuna: With Chaitanya, I had no idea he would. I
was very surprised, but happy. Hes more of a boy next
door, somebody you would like to take home to meet your
mother. Akhil was already a showman from playing cricket.
How do you guys stay grounded?
Chaitanya: I think the family is one grounding factor.
Being an actor can easily get to your head. But my
grandfather was always a peoples man. He spoke to
everyone in the same way, whether it was a driver or a
politician.
Akhil: My friends are the irst to put me down. If my ilm is
bad, or I was bad, theyll be the irst to tell me.
Thinking back to your 20s, whats changed most
since the good old days?
Nagarjuna: I wouldnt call them good old days, or say that
these are bad ones. Back then, we went on instinct. There

IN AN AIRCRAFT,WE
ARE CAPTIVE.
I HAD MY MOUTH
HANGING OPEN AND
SOMEONE TOOK
MY PICTURE AND PUT
IT ONLINE
were no monitors on set. When the ilm was shot, you saw
it after 15 days. No saying lets ix it in post. That made us
very aware. You had to plan the whole day when you were
away on set and didnt have a telephone in your pocket.
But now everyone has an iPhone.
Nagarjuna: And everyone wants selies. Especially in an
aircraft, we are pretty much captive.
Akhil: Sometimes people will click pictures of you when
youre sleeping on a plane. I had my mouth hanging open
and someone took a picture and put it online.
With all your experience, what kind of advice do you
give your sons?
I believe that they need to fail. Because they can afford to.
Thats the advantage. Chait has failed a couple of times
with his movies, and hes picked himself up. Akhil will also.
The one thing I learned from my father was discipline. He
[legendary actor/producer Akkineni Nageswara Rao] used
to hate making people wait. And thats somehow gotten
into all of us. You want to party hard? You are kids, you can
do it, I have no problem. I just tell them, Take a look at your
face, you think the camera is gonna lie in the morning?

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ROHAN MURTY ON
NR NARAYANA MURTHY
Over the years my relationship with myfatherhas evolved and transformed signicantly from
strictly hierarchical to that of an equal: From an authoritative gure who commanded I do as he says, to a friend
who merely gives advice when I seek it. From afatherwho seemed incapable of talking about anything
but computer science, physics or mathematics, to a friend who discusses life, philosophy and my social pursuits.
Advice from my father has existed in two different phases, and though his more memorable quotations
might not include the precise words he said at the time, they capture the spirit of conversations that have
remained etched in my mind.

PHOTOGRAPHED BY ADIL HASAN

STYLED BY DESIREE FERNANDES

NRN, MY FATHER
You dont know what youre doing, this is not how you write code!
NRN commenting on my C code. Age 8

This, Rohan, is not how you solve the problem. Where are the steps that demonstrate the
thought process?
The problem statement? Write them neatly! Let me show you how.
A very strict (and upset) NRN despairing at my attempt to solve a physics homework problem. Age 12

You must under-promise and over-deliver. Not the other way around.
NRNs reaction when I proclaimed I would achieve a certain rank in class. Age 13

Do not take random classes in college. Listen to me. Take freshman physics and other
required courses.
Or else, you will never graduate!
A very upset NRN disapproving of the advanced and unconventional coursework I took during my freshman
year in college. Age 17

I bought a wonderful mathematics book for you. Its about this classical theorem
NRNs abrupt change (again) in conversation when I attempted to talk about a girl I met in college

And then a few years later ...

NRN, MY FRIEND
Your class was way too complex for me to understand. But it was fantastic! How did you learn
all this material?
NRN after sitting through a class I taught in college

You should sleep more and work less.

NRNs constant advice to me over the past few years

I will do as you suggest. What is your opinion?

NRNs emails over the past few years, consulting me on what he believed were important decisions in his life

Have you met anybody in graduate school? Or after? How are things on the social front?
An inquisitive NRN on whether I've met a nice girl yet

Its Friday night! Why dont you go take a break from work and go out?
NRNs advice to me on many Friday nights

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THE SON
BECOMES
THE FATHER
AND THE
FATHER
BECOMES
THE SON.
MARLON BRANDO,
AS JOR-EL INSUPERMANI

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KABIR SEN ON
AMARTYA SEN
PHOTOGRAPHED BY ANNA TABAKOVA

ne of my earliest childhood
memories is of playing with my
father in the garden of our family
home in London. When I was
three or four, I remember how excited I would be when my
father would return from work and slam shut the front door
of our Victorian house in Kentish Town. I would beg him
to immediately come and play with me on the living-room
carpet probably exactly what he wanted to do after a long
drive back from Oxford! I remember thinking how much
I missed him when he was away at work, and also recall
wishing he didnt work so far away from where we lived.
Although I probably had mixed feelings about it at
the time, I now have very fond childhood memories
of my father challenging us to, in his words, exercise
your minds. While waiting for a plane or a train
(when travelling in India, Italy or elsewhere), it was not
uncommon for him to perplex us with math riddles or
problem-solving scenarios. He always expected us to
put forth our best effort in anything we took part in, and
we knew no other way. Whether it was debating social
justice issues, British politics, Nicomachean ethics or even
extra math practice (as he liked to call it) even at the
dinner table my father took great pleasure in asking us
to consider different perspectives, remain open-minded,
and he almost always asked us to explain our thinking on
a particular subject. These are values that I continue to
hold in high regard today as a music teacher, a professional
musician/songwriter, and a father of three.
My mother, Eva Colorni, left us far too soon she died
of cancer on July 3, 1985, when I was eight-and-a-half years
old. Needless to say, this was an extremely dificult period
in all our lives. In the short time that I was lucky enough to
have my mother in my life, it was easy to understand that
she was an absolutely amazing Italian woman: brilliant,
beautiful, creative, loving, funny, courageous, adventurous
and passionate. The loss of my mother was, and continues
to be, the most harrowing experience of my life, but it also
remains a source of empowerment for me when I am in need
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of my mother made my childhood relationship with my father

even more robust, as it forced us into developing a much
closer personal relationship than we had enjoyed previously.
I will never forget his response on the day my mother died,
when I asked him, Who will be my mummy? I will, he
answered with certainty, I will be both.
When our family moved to Cambridge, Massachusetts in
the summer of 1987, I remember feeling very resistant. I had
developed close friendships with classmates and neighbours
in London and I didnt want to lose them. The thought of
making new friends in the Boston area felt intimidating, but
in retrospect, my fathers decision to move to America was
just the fresh start we needed as a family. In addition to
quickly developing friendships as a student at the Shady
Hill School in Cambridge (which is also where Ive been
working for the past seventeen years since 1999), I began to
fall deeply in love with all things music-related. I sang lots of
Beatles songs as a boy, wrote original lyrics, played piano,
learned the guitar and drums. As someone who has now built
a professional career around teaching music to children, as
well as writing and performing original hip-hop music, it is
easy to look back on my fathers decision to move his family,
and that period of my life in particular, as being extremely
inluential. To quote some lyrics from the title track of my
most recent solo album, No More Excuses, it was time to start
living for the moment, its your life you can control it, its your
world make sure to own it, take a risk, do something rare,
no more excuses about the past.
I remember the immense sense of pride I felt in 1999
when my father was awarded both the Nobel Prize and the
Bharat Ratna. I was a senior at Wesleyan University at the
time. Another highlight was travelling to the White House
and watching him receive a National Humanities Medal from
President Barack Obama in 2012.
As my wife Rebecca and I raise our three children in an
ever-increasingly complex world, I hope to weave my fathers
values of kindness, intellectual curiosity, open-mindedness
and social justice into the fabric of our own childrens lives.
And, in order to exercise their minds, I may even have to
include a little extra math practice to go with it.

ALTHOUGH I PROBABLY HAD MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT IT

AT THE TIME, I NOW HAVE VERY FOND MEMORIES
OF MY FATHER CHALLENGING US TO, IN HIS WORDS,
EXERCISE YOUR MINDS

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Forget the known superstars

guaranteed to shine at the
Euro Championship this
month. If you really want to
sound sharp when youre
watching these matches with
your squad, these are the
names you should know
WRITTEN BY MERYL DSOUZA

Joshua Kimmich

ILLUSTRATION: BY TWO DESIGN. IMAGE: SHUTTERSTOCK

GERMANY
Six months ago, Joshua Kimmich had racked up just one
minute of playing time in the Bundesliga. Now hes all set to
get his first national cap at Euro 2016. Much of the credit goes
to Pep Guardiola, who recognized the 20-year-olds talent
as a defensive midfielder and helped turn him into a strong
central defender just like he did with Javier Mascherano at
Barcelona. Two things set Kimmich apart from other German
fullbacks: First, he boasts some of the best passing stats
alongside veteran Bayern teammate Xabi Alonso. Second,
and perhaps more importantly, hes willing to take part in an
attack by drifting forward, joining an elite class of ball-playing
defenders that includes Franz Beckenbauer and Gerard Pique.
The world champions back line has looked shaky since Per
Mertesacker hung up his boots in 2014, so dont be surprised to
see Kimmich alongside Mats Hummels.

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Michy Batshuayi
BELGIUM
This SpongeBob SquarePants-loving striker is one of the lone
bright spots for a struggling Marseille side that sits 13th in
the French League: Only Zlatan Ibrahimovic has had a direct
hand in more Ligue 1 goals this season. The 22-year-old may
not have had much time on the field for Belgium, but he
stands head and shoulders above the others when it comes
to scoring efficiently from the limited chances he gets. With
fellow countrymen and national team rivals David Origi and
Christian Benteke not enjoying the best of form with Premier
League club Liverpool, the burden will fall on Batshuayi to
share striker responsibilities with Romelu Lukaku.

Andriy Yarmolenko
UKRAINE
You probably havent heard of Andriy Yarmolenko. And its
probably because the 26-year-old plies his trade at Ukranian
club Dynamo Kiev, far from the shutterbugs of English or
Spanish football. Thats no reason to underestimate the winger
though. Linked to the Premier League for the past three years,
Yarmolenko is most likened to Arjen Robben for his belter of a
left foot, which he likes to use after cutting in from the right. At
six feet tall, Yarmolenko is an unorthodox winger, with a quick
turn of pace and an insatiable appetite for goals. But perhaps it
his versatility of deputizing at centre forward that makes him
key to Ukraines continued upward progression at the Euros.

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Antoine Griezmann
FRANCE
In a league featuring Ronaldo, Messi, Neymar and Suarez,
its easy to overlook other outstanding contributions.
And yet over the last year-and-a-half, Griezmann has
transformed from a talented but unpolished wide forward
into a ruthless, consistent matchwinning machine for
Atletico Madrid. The 25-year-old isnt just a regular
creative midfielder or lethal finisher; he shows up and
makes the most of high-pressure situations. Of his 19
league goals this season, seven have been match winners,
while eight have been openers.

Dele Alli
ENGLAND
Its easy to get caught up in the media hype for an English player
any young gun who can kick a ball decently is crowned the
next George Best. But when Manuel Neuer, the best goalkeeper
in the world right now, tells you hes impressed by a kid from
England, you take him seriously especially considering that
this 20-year-old was not even on Tottenhams bench until this
season. Turns out Alli is more old-school compared to modern
midfielders, because he doesnt specialize in just one aspect of
the game: If he isnt helping out the attack with a thunderous
strike or a pinpoint assist, Allis more than willing to track back,
snap at the oppositions heels and lunge for a challenge.

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Inthe

shadows

, one of the bloodiest nights in its history,

After the terrorist attacks in November 2015
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beleaguered sp
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the Euro 2016
France looks to

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Longest Day, France had witnessed its Longest Night.

This night, Friday the 13th. Paris, Hemingways muse, his
moveable feast, was now a horror story.

n 2014, just two years prior to France hosting the 2016

UEFA European Championship this month, the country
was the most visited on the face of this planet 83.7 million
footfalls. The Euro was at its peak, nearly matching the
British pound. And its favourite son was still Michel Platini.
Platini the man who gave France its first major trophy,
Euro 84, on home soil no less, by scoring nine times (the
next best in the tournament was three), including in the final
against Spain was also
the second most powerful
man in all of football.
But 12 months is a long
time. By December 2015,
a month after the attacks,
Platini usurped from
his UEFA presidency and
banned from the sport for
six years on the charges of
corruption had become
the second most hated
man in football. By the
same time, president
Hollande (who was
whisked out of Stade de
France at half-time on

IMAGE: GETTY IMAGES

ovember 2015. Stade de France, Paris.

France v Germany, friendly.
Eighty thousand spectators, which includes
the countrys president Francois Hollande and
prime minister Manuel Valls, have their gaze
fixed on Patrice Evra, who is standing on the
ball by the right flank. Evra, though, has his gaze fixed on his
mortality.
The right-backs neck is twisted 180 degrees; each of his
five heightened senses now focusing in the direction of a most
morbid disturbance. International footballers are accustomed
to the guttural boom of firecrackers and the burning touch
of a hooligans flare. In his bones, Evra knows the current
occurrence is neither.
Outside, between gates J
and H, a caf owner named
Engin has just witnessed a man
dressed in a Bayern Munich
jersey blow himself up. Within
seconds, Engin will hear two
more explosions in the vicinity.
Within minutes, he will hear
about the attacks in cafs and
theatres across central Paris
that will go on to cost 130
innocent lives. Within hours he
will be told that this night is the
bloodiest France has seen since
World War II.
Seventy-one years after
these very shores saw the

Almost instantly, the undercurrent

of trepidation was washed away by a
sea of hope.
We will never forget that night in
November, a visibly emotional Didier
Deschamps, Frances coach, said
after the game. But tonight, we have
moved on.

he last time France hosted a

major tournament on home
soil, 18 years ago in 1998,
Deschamps, captain of Les Bleus then,
was captured cradling the World Cup
trophy to his bosom. Football-wise, it
was the nations finest hour.
Deschamps, though, will be the
first to tell you that night of triumph
wouldnt have been possible if the
team hadnt learned to cope with
years of failure. Just two years prior,
with an eye on the upcoming World
Cup, French heavyweights in the
form of Eric Cantona, David Ginola
and Jean-Pierre Papin the countrys
leading goal-scorers at that time
were forcibly drained out of Frances
Euro 96 squad. And in gushed fresh
but untested blood: Christophe
Dugarry, 24, Zinedine Zidane, 23, and,
a year later, Thierry Henry, 19.
And then when the big one came
around, Dugarry scored Frances
first goal of the World Cup, Henry
thumped in the most goals for his side
in the tournament (three) and Zizou
scored twice in the final.
History repeats itself, sometimes
with terrific swiftness. Twenty years
on, Deschamps has lost the services
of two behemoths and Frances
leading goal-scorers, Franck Ribery
and Karim Benzema Ribery to an
unforeseen retirement, Benzema to an
indefinite ban by the French football federation for allegedly
blackmailing his teammate, Mathieu Valbuena, with a
sex-tape.
Deschamps and France will now rely on Kante and
Manchester Uniteds Anthony Martial, two first-timers at
the majors, to fill that void. Saut these rising talents in a
pan of pure cream (Juventus Paul Pogba, Atletico Madrids
Antoine Griezmann, Real Madrids Raphael Varane and
Arsenals Olivier Giroud) and you have a delicious spread. An
immoveable feast.

The 1984 Euro Cup champions, with Frances first footballing trophy

WE MUST
SHOW that
sport, like
culture, like
our lifestyle,
will not
yield to this
pressure and
this threat

rance 16 is not the first

championship to be played
in the shadow of fear and
overwhelming security. In 2010, on
the eve of the Africa Cup of Nations,
Togos team bus was attacked by terrorists in Angola, the host
nation. Three were killed Togos assistant manager Abalo
Amelete, a media officer and the bus driver and the team
pulled out.
Yet, the show went on in Angola.
Hollande, for one, echoes that sentiment. We must
show that sport, like culture, like our lifestyle, will not yield
to this pressure and this threat, he said, immediately after
taking his seat in the royal box of the Stade de France,
perched high above a ground capsuled in the metal of
sniper rifles. Within this ring of unprecedented security, in
the very spot that the French players and coaching staff had
spread mattresses on which to spend the night of the attacks
(in solidarity with the German team, who werent allowed to
leave the stadium), Les Bleus took on Russia for a friendly
in March.
They won 4-2. Leicester Citys NGolo Kante, featuring in
his first ever international starting XI, opened the scoring.

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July 10, 2016. Stade de France, Paris. France v *insert

opponent*, Final
If France were to achieve said perfection on said stage,
Deschamps and a football-loving country will breathe an
hour finer than their finest.

IMAGE: GETTY IMAGES

the night of the attacks) had declared

the country to be in a state of social
and economic emergency.
An emergency that has now been
extended to July, according to prime
minister Valls, to cover the length
of the championship. An emergency
thats forced UEFAs Giancarlo
Abete to say: We cant exclude the
possibility of playing Euro 2016
behind closed doors as we cannot
exclude terrorism.

TRIGENIC FLEX

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Vive
Marseille!
WHERE TO EAT
WHERE TO STAY IN
MARSEILLE
Escape the urban buzz by the
palm-shaded pool of the fourbedroom Casa Honor. This
elegant, riad-style B&B is owned
by the designer Annick Lestrohan
(her interiors boutique is next
door), who transformed a former
printing factory into a sunny oasis
of tranquillity. The property is
decorated with original furnishings
and the rooms have Lestrohans
monogrammed white linens.
123 rue Sainte (00 33 4 96 11 01 62;
casahonore.com)

CASA HONOR (AND BELOW)

MAMA SHELTER (AND RIGHT)

A 10-minute stroll from

Marseilles port is Mama Shelter
Marseille. The southern sister of the
Philippe Starck-designed low-cost
hotel in Paris already has a buzzing
bar scene.
64 rue de La Loubire (mamashelter.
com/marseille)
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Indulge in whimsical
cuisine at LAromat,
where Sylvain
Robert creates the
bouillabaisse burger:
A reined twist on a
local dish, it is ish
served on a bun with

saffron mayonnaise
accompanied by polenta
fries and soup in a glass.
49 rue Sainte,
Marseille (00 33 4 91
55 09 06; laromat.com).
Dinner for two about 70
without wine

WORDS: LANIE GOODMAN, MERYL D'SOUZA (STADE VELODROME). IMAGE: ALAMY, GETTY IMAGES, REX FEATURES

The portside district is humming with creative energy as

quirky restaurants and arty boutique hotels add chic appeal.
GQ tells you the best places to stay, eat, drink and see in
Marseilles hottest hoods during the Euro 2016 Championship

WHAT TO SEE
MARKETS
Try to get up early enough to catch the
renowned daily seafood and ish market at the
Vieux Port.
QUARTIER DU PANIER
Explore the crooked, narrow streets of the
Quartier du Panier, the oldest part of the city,
where the Greeks built their temples. This leads
to the Centre de la Vieille Charit, probably the
most beautiful poorhouse ever conceived.
MUSE DES DOCK ROMAINS
The Muse des Dock Romains, Place de
Vivaux, is a unique and intimate museum
where the vast dolia (grain storage jars) share
space with Roman treasures mainly found in
shipwrecks.

PARC BORLY

became an infamous prison for galley slaves

and rufians, then thousands of Huguenot
prisoners. Its most famous inmate, in iction,
was Alexandre Dumas Count of Monte
Cristo. It is an impressively bleak spot which
commands great views of Marseille.

NTRE DAME DE LA GARDE

JARDIN DES VESTIGES

For a picture of an even earlier civilization, visit
the Jardin des Vestiges (rue Henri-Barbusse),
where a public garden, loodlit at night, has
been created in the remains of the original
Greek port.
BASILIQUE ST-VICTOR
On the south side of the port lies the Basilique
St-Victor, a Romanesque basilica built in the
5th century by St Cassien, then destroyed by
the Saracens; the fortiied Gothic church was a
later addition. The restored abbey remains are
still used for worship.
NTRE DAME DE LA GARDE
Towering on the highest point of the city is
the Neo-Byzantine Ntre Dame de la Garde,
built in the 19th century in the same style as
the uninspiring cathedral of Sainte Marie
Majeure on the opposite side of the port.
How it looks is less important than what it
represents to the people of Marseille: known
affectionately as La Bonne Mre, the church
is a repository for sailors votive offerings,
many very touching. It is also worth a visit for
the car or trolley ride up through a gracious
neighbourhood, and for its stunning views
over the city and the Mediterranean beyond.

QUARTIER DU PANIER

PARC BORLY
On the eastern edge of the city near the
Corniche is Parc Borly, a peaceful oasis. It
boasts a lake, with a good restaurant on an
island that you can reach by rowing boat,
as well as a botanical garden, a splendid
rose garden, the citys nurseries and a ine
view. Recently it was decided to convert the
18th century Chteau Borly into a ine arts
museum. Bicycles are for hire here.
IF
Boats leave every half hour from Vieux
Port to If, three kilometres off the coast.
FranoisI discovered the rocky island in 1516
and had a fortress built there, which soon

STADE VLODROME
Stadium Capacity: 67,000
Trust the French to do something left-field
when everyone else is merely conforming.
In an age of box-shaped modern stadiums,
the swooping curves of the Stade Vlodrome
stands out for all the right reasons. Initially
constructed in the Thirties, it remains Frances
biggest club football ground and, as the name
suggests, had a cycling track when it first
opened in 1937 which was removed in 1985.
Theres much to be said about the
Vlodromes history and culture, but people
tend to miss the fact that there isnt another
stadium in the world where fans have more
power a stand here is named after a fan.

THE ARAB QUARTER

For a different angle on the city, visit the
Arab quarter: Wander past the stores selling
spices and fresh almonds in bulk in the rue
dAubagne.
LESTAQUE
LEstaque (which means connection in
Provenal), is a small working-class port in
the northernmost part of the city which for
60 years attracted painters such as Czanne,
Braque, Derain and Renoir. With its colourful
character, it is still one of the most picturesque
areas of the city. Families congregate here
on summer evenings over the weekend, the
parents settling at one of the cafs for an
aperitif and giving the children money to buy
a panisse (chickpea-lour fritter: circular and
slightly salted), or a chichi fregi (a doughnut
sprinkled with sugar); both are specialities of
the port.

WHERE TO DRINK
Les Buvards is a friendly, retro-style wine
bar where well-heeled professionals sip
organic vintages and rare wines from
small vineyards. Theres also a chalkboard
menu of bistro-style dishes and cheese and
cured-meat platters for late-night snacks.

34 Grand rue, Marseille

(00 33 4 91 90 69 98)

In the years when French football was

still in its embryonic stage, Patrice de Pretti,
megaphone in hand, bare-chested, stood out
against the docile background of the Eighties.
He was the living embodiment of everything
the stadium and its fans would become:
obsessive, cacophonous, and sometimes
reckless. But his adventures became part of
local club Olympique Marseilles history.
This summer, the Vlodrome will host a
few big games at the group stage, including
England v Russia and France v Albania.
But all eyes will be on the whoppers: A
quarter-final and semi-fnal on June 30 and
July 7, respectively.

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GROOMING
GUIDE

2016

THE
UPGRADE

The modern Indian man is no stranger to spas and salons: In fact,

hes the sharpest dude in the room, the unabashed sporno-metrosapio-sexual guy wholl schedule a follow-up trim exactly six weeks
after his cut and knows that overgrown eyebrows (or stinky feet)
havent been attractive since, well, ever. Which is why, this year, we
decided to skip the basics, and look at three ways to help take your
grooming game to the next level
EDITED BY SHIKHA SETHI

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BALLER CUTS

BEYOND BOTOX

This summer, were taking our cues from football

stars with some serious swag, who arent afraid
to take a few chances on and off the field

From fat-blasting love handles to Instaglow

facials, the quest for perfection begins at
these dermat clinics

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RAW AND SEXY

Today, even mainstream brands are natural

and organic. Here are the authentic small-batch
natural skincare brands were digging

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football'S greatest
HAIr GODS
... And what you can learn from them
WRITTEN BY MERYL D'SOUZA & DEEPA VERMA

OLIVIER GIROUD
COUNTRY: FRANCE
CLUB: ARSENAL
STYLE: THE UNDERCUT, WITH A
ROUND TOP
SAYS
Its fitting that a footballer who idolizes David
Beckham took over from where the Brit left off.
Ever since Giroud donned the Arsenal colours in
2012, his hair has been talked about more than
his on-field performances. So infatuated is the
world with his hairdo that its been the go-to cut
across the planet for the last three years.
Yes, hes inconsistent as a player. Yes, hes
infuriating as a striker. Yes, he makes you want
to unplug and break your TV set when he misses
sitters. But at least the man voted the Premier
Leagues hottest player in 2015 looks in his own
words gorgeous while doing it.
TELL YOUR BARBER: Keep it short on the back
and sides. Cut the top short to long, pulling all
sections back towards the crown, making sure
the hair is at least two finger-lengths long on top.
Connect the sides and back to keep the shape
round. Style with dry wax for a rough look or
cream pomade for a softer texture.

LEROY SAN
COUNTRY: GERMANY
CLUB: SCHALKE 04
STYLE: AFRO
At 20, Sane is proving to be another prodigy rising through the
ranks at Schalke, following in the footsteps of Manuel Neuer and
Mesut zil. He may be a little too young to make the switch to
clubs like Real Madrid and Barcelona, but even his manager has
praised the cool demeanour with which the attacking midfielder
has handled all the attention. The truth is, we always knew he could.
After all, very few guys can pull off an afro without looking like
Sideshow Bob from The Simpsons.
TELL YOUR BARBER: Good shape is more essential than even
length all over, so get it cut dry with scissors. Then run your
fingers or a comb through it. To maintain, use a water-based
prep lotion or a conditioner so your hair has an airy lightness to
it. For a thicker frizz, apply beeswax or a curl crme.

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IMAGE: REX FEATURES, GETTY IMAGES, CORBIS

SAYS

NEYMAR
COUNTRY: BRAZIL
CLUB: FC BARCELONA
STYLE: THE DISCONNECT, WITH A TWIST
SAYS

If youre a hipster who thinks

he invented the man bun,
step aside, son. Zlatans been
rocking one before you even
started sprouting stubble. And
hes wearing it better than
anyone else even now. And
thats just one of a whole list of
things only he can dare to do
(see: #DareToZlatan). Just like
no striker, even in his wildest
dreams, would dare to try an
overhead kick from 30 yards
out. But Zlatan does. And he
scores. And then runs his hand
over his man bun to make sure
its still in place. Because openly
celebrating achievements is for
people who arent the best.

TELL YOUR BARBER: Use clippers all the

way up the sides, leaving it very long on top
without any fade hence the name. If you can
rock the hawk, achieve it by using an iron to
straighten your hair. Style with wax or gel to
spike the ends slightly, shape the length as
desired and then freeze with hairspray. Works
well on rounder face shapes.

ZLATAN
IBRAHIMOVIC
COUNTRY: SWEDEN
CLUB: PARIS SAINT-GERMAIN
STYLE: MAN BUN/PONY

GRAZIANO PELL
COUNTRY: ITALY
CLUB: SOUTHAMPTON
STYLE: SIDE-PART POMPADOUR
SAYS
Pell along with his immaculate hair is the
living embodiment of two of lifes greatest
lessons. First, that its never too late to make
your mark a late bloomer, the Italian looks set
for an AC Milan move and will bring hope to a
team that was once one of the best clubs on the
planet. Second, that there is no excuse to look
shabby when youre doing your job. Even, or
especially, if youre an athlete. By virtue of being
a 64 striker, Pells a bit of an aerial battering
ram, but you wont find a strand out of place on
that mane.
TELL YOUR BARBER: Clean up the back and
sides and disconnect them to leave your hair
long up top. Style with a deep side part using
a soft pomade. Your hair should still be soft to
the touch when done. Avoid this haircut if you
have a long face shape.

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TELL YOUR BARBER:

Cut your medium-length hair
in layers to avoid bulk. Section
some off from your temples to
make a pony or a bun. This is a
versatile look because it adds
strength and character to even
the most soft-featured faces.

IMAGE: GETTY IMAGES, CORBIS, REX FEATURES. ZLATAN (SUIT): PHOTO: ERIC BROMS. STYLIST: JAMES SLEAFORD. MAKE-UP: JEANETTE TRNQVIST/LUNDLUND. HAIR: HANS NILSSON/MIKAS. PRODUCTION: STOCKHOLM LUNDLUND

SAYS

Neymars come of age over the last two years.

Hes always had spades of talent, but hes now left
behind petulant gamesmanship and that angsty
teenage faux hawk to become a dignified team
player with a twist on 2016s go-to hair trend: the
disconnected cut.

Yes sir, these hairstyles will take you from

cool and casual to best-dressed dapper status
with just one move, and a couple of brilliant
products by Sebastian Professional at your
trusted Jean-Claude Biguine Salon & Spa
Remember
that time when
your girlfriend
called you for an
impromptu lunch
date, and you
went with your
hair in a mess?
Never again.
The versatile
undercut will
come to your
rescue. Leave
the upper layer
of your hair
long, and wavy,
and the sides
and back neatly
cropped. It s nicely groomed, but not verly preened.
SWOOSH LIKE THIS: Ask your stylist to move their hands
from right to left, working your top into a side swept wave.
STYLE IT: Spray Texture Maker by Sebastian Professional, a
lightweight mineral spray for hold, a matte finish and tousled
texture. Then for the perfect touch of swag, apply Whipped
Cream, a light conditioning style whip, for an air-light bounce.

uys, youre going to love this. What if

we told you that you could go from day
to night, laid-back to super slick, in a jiffy?
Here are the dos thatll do just that. Just ask
the experts at Jean-Claude Biguine to work
their magic, and youre sorted.

THE STIFF QUIFF

OFF THE CUFF UNDERCUT

JUST ONE SWOOSH, SON

Ok, now that youve fulfilled your day duties, and with very little
time left on the clock to make it for that glamorous shindig, give
your hairdo a hard reboot. Take the undercut, throw it up in the air.
Give it some body and height. And call it a quiff.
SWOOSH LIKE THIS: Ask your stylist to take their hands and move
in an up, up and away direction. Let them go as high as the sky.
STYLE IT: Start by using Microweb Fiber, an elastic texturizer that
provides remoldable movement. Finish off with Shaper Fierce an
ultra-firm finishing hairspray thatll shape your mane into any fashion,
and keep it high and up till dawn.

Book an appointment with experts at Jean-Claude Biguine for

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While digging up photos for our piece on

the baller hairstyles of football players, we
stumbled upon gratifying evidence that even
our most revered hair idols Dylan, Styles, Pitt
and more have, in rare moments, shaved,
pomaded and cornrowed poorly. And so we
present their past hair failures here, not (just)
to mock but to remind you that even when
youve caved to a cocksure barber, or made
a bad do-cision yourself, youve likely never
done anything this wack

Colin Farrell

Justin Timberlake
THE SHORT-AND-CURLIES
t Fact: JT has curly hair. Fact: He
used to bleach it. Fact: It looked like
bleached pubes.

Tom Brady

THE MINI BUN

THE GUMBY

t Loogit the wittle-bittle-baby man

bun! We just wanna SLICE IT OFF AND
BURN IT.

t Gisele, how can you let your man

go outside with this under-inflated
comb-back?

Bob Dylan

Harry Styles

THE EWWW-FRO

THE DOUCHE SWOOP

t Singing in a Victorias Secret ad was not

the first sign that Bob had stopped caring.

t Bieber invented it, but Styles

murdered it with this helmet of
cantilevered tresses.

Cristiano Ronaldo

David Beckham

THE LOST BET

THE CORNIEST ROWS

t Every homeboy knows you never pass

out near friends who own electric razors.

t Stirs up very confusing memories of

that time you hooked up with a girl in
Playa Del Amor.

Johnny Depp

Kanye West

Brad Pitt
THE POINT BREAK
t Brah, ever catch a wave so
gnarly that you, like, see God?
Happened to me once 97.

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THE LOSING STREAK

THE FRULLET

t Meet Tropical Breeze, stoner brother

of the X-Mens Storm. His superpower:
smouldering.

t Where an Afro and a mullet collide

is, we learned, right at the nape of
Yeezys neck.

IMAGE: GETTY IMAGES, CORBIS

BECAUSE EVEN HAIR Gods

HAVE BAD HAIR DAYS

Saving
Face
In 2016, a regular facial
and mani-pedi wont cut
it anymore. More men
than ever before, both
young and old, are turning
to lasers, needles and
chemicals to fix their hair,
face and even their hairy
balls. Nothing is off limits.
GQ investigates the brave
new world of male beauty
in India
WRITTEN BY
PAULINE ZONUNPUII

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heres a revolution brewing

behind closed doors. In swanky,
chandelier-lit dermatology
clinics in some of the countrys
toniest neighbourhoods. Men
are spending more time and money
sometimes up to two lakhs for a single
session on fixing perceived flaws,
sloughing off dead cells and trying to
look their best.
For 26-year-old Delhi-based event
manager Roshan Bhagat*, it began with a
small insecurity. My lips were too thin.
I was very conscious of them, he shares,
but within minutes of my arrival for a
consultation, the doctor began picking
apart my flaws. Ive come back six times,
since November, to fix the rest of my
face. The treatments hes undertaken
include skin lightening, acne therapy,
face contouring and Botox for the
furrows between his eyes.
Looking good au naturel seems
like a distant concept for Bhagat and
thousands of other Indian men whore
turning to fillers to lift their scars,
grooms who want to look as good as
their brides, and older men struggling
with wrinkles and sagging skin. The last
decade has seen a male beauty revolution
in India, according to veteran celebrity
dermatologist Dr Jamuna Pai, whos
treated men from her Mumbai-based
clinic for over 20 years. Though my
clientele is still female dominated, the
percentage of men has increased today
as many as 40 per cent of our clients
are men.
If ten years back it was two men
against eight women, today it is four men
against six women, adds Dr Rashmi
Shetty, aesthetic physician and founder
of Ra Skin & Aesthetics in Hyderabad.
So whats driving the Indian male
to boldly deep dive into the world of
aesthetic beauty a realm once reserved
exclusively for women? Bollywood
stars and cricketers are endorsing and
promoting a wide range of skincare
products, theres been a social media
boom and the rising awareness of the
importance of healthy skin being a vital
component of good grooming has led
to more men consulting dermatologists
for skin-related issues, Dr Simal Soin of
Aayna Clinic tells me.
And what do Indian men want? If
the Bollywood man is clean-shaven,
with a sharp jawline, a waxed chest,
six-pack abs and fair skin, thats what
men are going for, says Delhi-based
dermatologist Dr Kiran Lohia.
While Bollywood may determine a
glut of male beauty trends in India, there

IMAGE: SHUTTERSTOCK, ADAM VOORHES (PUZZLE FACE). PROP STYLIST: ROBIN FINLAY (PUZZLE FACE)

are many other reasons why more men

are tinkering with muscle, fat and skin to
combat aging and achieve eternal youth
or at least an arrested version of it.
Consider Prateek Sharma*, a 32-yearold techie from Bengaluru and a selfconfessed Botox addict who didnt have
any trouble explaining precisely why he
spends almost 30 per cent of his monthly
income on fillers and injectables. The
city is humid, and my friends started
calling me Mr Faucet Pits. He is not an
exception to this story.
Rohan Shetty*, a 25-year-old lawyer,
told me that he regularly gets Botox
shots on his palms because, I suffer
from sweaty palms, and just wanted a
confident hand shake.
And then theres the 56-year-old
divorcee from West Delhi I spoke to.
Aging and aesthetic needs werent an
issue for me before. But Im dating again
and my daughters felt like I needed
a bit of sprucing up, he chuckles.
Today, hes navigating the dizzying
array of non-invasive treatments at Dr
Chiranjiv Chhabras Skin Alive clinic
in Panchsheel Park, culling out the best
options to fix his sagging jawline,
age spots and marionette lines (around
the mouth).
While specialized facials from
oxygen facials to chemical peels and
diamond microdermabrasion and
fillers like Botox are considered
routine quick-fixes, available across
salons, hospitals and medi-spas, the
spornosexual Indian man today also
has a range of world-class clinics and
an exhaustive list of treatments to
choose from.
In Delhi, theres a doctor who will
give you an A-list jawline like Ranveer
Singhs or Brad Pitts by fat-blasting
(aka firing ultrasound energy or bipolar
radio frequency waves to shrink fat cells
and tighten skin) your sagging doublechin. Shell even chivvy the fat off your
back and melt your love handles with
a cosmetic energy gun when salvation
wont come from a diet or a tortuous
workout regimen. The effects are
immediate.
The male aesthetic patients quest
neednt end there, either. Tired of that
beer belly? Opt for body contouring or
body sculpting, via CoolSculpting, a noninvasive procedure that freezes fat using
a vacuum applicator the extreme cold
ruptures the walls of the fat cells, and the
fat eventually drains out from the body.
Its the perfect excuse to stop busting out
crunches like a boss and binge on your
favourite brewski every night. Because

cosmetic
procedures
you can
get during
lunch hour

From Juvderm for tired eyes to

Margaret Dabbs medical pedicure for your exhausted feet and
CoolSculpting for your love handles,
these quick fixes are the new weapons in the wrinkle war

1
MEDICAL PEDICURE FOR THE PERFECT SOLE
WHAT: Margaret Dabbs pedicure
DURATION: 45 minutes
COST: `4,000
The Rolls-Royce of luxury foot care is celebrity foot
expert Margaret Dabbs signature waterless treatment.
Carried out by a trained podiatrist, this express
medical pedicure deals with all the problems of the
foot and ankle, including cracked heels, warts, corns,
bunions, nail fungus and Athletes foot. It kicks off with
exfoliation, dry buffing and cleaning epithelial tissues
with surgical tools, followed by a generous slather of
hydrating organic Australian emu oil, and ends with a
massage and oxygen treatment. At `4,000 per session,
its pricey, but worth it for the happiest feet youve
had in a while.
Available at Aayna Clinic, Delhi and the St Regis Hotel,
Mumbai

2
BLAST THAT DOUBLE CHIN WITH SOME HEAT
WHAT: Ultherapy
DURATION: 60 minutes
COST: Varies
Ultherapy is your lunchtime facelift, minus the
scalpels. A non-invasive procedure, it tightens jowls
and neck wattle and also lifts brows using heat and
ultrasound waves that penetrate deep into the skins
structural tissues and stimulate the growth of new
collagen, which lifts and tightens skin over time. The
procedure takes about an hour and youll see the best
results within the first two months. The results last
up to two years.
Available at Lumiere Dermatology, Delhi and
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Granted, a blast of hot and cold waves may melt

that pesky beer belly, good facials may stimulate
skin cell regeneration and small doses of Botox
can help you look on the right side of 50, but lets
face it: cosmetic procedures are a slippery slope
why look after your body when you can
pay someone else to do it for you?
The development of lower-cost
minimal-incision and non-invasive
medical aesthetic treatments at walkin clinics are not only democratizing
cosmetic beauty treatments once
only associated with celebrities and
the affluent class theyre also causing
a remarkable shift in mens attitudes,
according to Dr Lohia. We get men
from all age groups (16-65 years old), of
all socio-economic statuses. And many
clinics have started working out their
price points accordingly.
Body-sculpting treatments through
fat-freezing and Thermage (using radio
waves to reduce moobs, one cup size
at a time) are among the most popular
for men across ages and income groups
in cities like Mumbai, Bengaluru,
Hyderabad and Delhi. And even in
Tier 2 cities like Raipur in Chhattisgarh,
where Dr Sunil Kalda routinely has
male patients coming in for treatments
for stubborn zones where body fat
settles and refuses to be banished by
exercise alone.
For men who are gun-shy or terrified
of looking like some kind of plasticized
freak or, worse, like Mickey Rourke
there are less extreme treatments that
require a minimal number of sessions,
have zero to negligible effects and
dont need much downtime. Like nose
reshaping. According to Dr Shetty, a
lot of men want their noses to have a
better shape or treat irregularities with
non-surgical procedures. Baby-faced
men can fight nature by joining the
beard-wagon with beard-shaping, which
costs upwards of `40,000. Theres an
increasing demand for a more sharpened
beard these days, to attain that perfectly
groomed look. Sharpening is done using
laser treatments. Six sessions, come once
a month, 20 minutes, and youre done,
explains Dr Lohia.
But mens number-one desire for
self-improvement, like their female
counterparts, remains in hairy territory.
While young men are seeking to rid
their body of hair (including laser hair
removal for smooth, silky testicles),
Sanket Shah of Advanced Hair Studio
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tells me that, 80 per cent of our male

clients between 20-40 years come in
for hair renewal treatments to tackle
baldness or Alopecia. AHS clinics
across India take 300 consultations a
day alone, with 30-35 per cent of clients
opting for treatment. Thats a lot of men
hoping to conquer the big, bald world,
one strand at a time.
But how do cosmetic dermatologists
get their clients? The answer: hardcore
marketing and word-of-mouth. Dr Shetty
shares, Half of my male clients are
brought to me by my female patients
wives, mothers, girlfriends or daughters
who bring in their male friends or
relatives for treatments such as acne
scars, pigmentation or hair renewal.
Its no surprise then that the
majority of first-time Indian males
seeking aesthetic treatments are
scheduling appointments for quick fixes.
For example: Ultherapy, a lunchtime
facelift (minus the scalpels); stretch
mark removal; hair removal; and
Clearlift, a facelift that makes you look
photoshopped, and allows men to come
in for an hour-and-a-half and look ten
years younger with no downtime.
Plus, everyone is obsessed with their
pores now. Men and women, says
Dr Lohia.
Granted, a blast of hot and cold
waves may melt that pesky beer belly,
good facials may stimulate skin cell
regeneration and small doses of Botox
can help you look on the right side of
50, but lets face it: cosmetic procedures
are a slippery slope. And while some
patients get one or two, others go the
whole hog. Dr Lohia warns, There
are some people who are just the most
unsatisfied people in the world. They
keep getting procedure after procedure.
Those are the ones that I refuse to treat.
We have a tough screening process.
Body dysmorphia is something we
constantly look out for. If what you see
in the mirror is significantly different
from the reality for example if you cant
live because you have under-eye circles
we raise an alarm and recommend
counseling. If its not appropriate, well
advise you not to do it.
*Names have been changed.

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THE THREE-IN-ONE CELEBRITY SECRET FACIAL
WHAT: The New York Facial
DURATION: 40-45 minutes
COST: Starts at `25,000
The New York Facial Delhi-based celebrity
dermatologist Dr Kiran Lohias proprietary skin
therapy has generated a lot of buzz over the past
year. This triple-therapy combination will get you
red-carpet ready in less than 45 minutes and involves
sloughing off dead skin and laser toning using FDAapproved collagen-stimulating lasers that lighten
superficial spots, fine lines, broken blood vessels and
reduce open pores. The process is then followed by
a hydrating medical masque of a gentle bath of light
therapy known as Red Rx. Results last for about six
to eight months.
Available at Lumiere Dermatology, Delhi

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PUTTING YOU LOOK TIRED TO REST
WHAT: Revital Eye Treatment
DURATION: 60 minutes
COST: Varies
Taming dark circles is tricky. While quick hyaluronic
acid fillers such as Juvderm are still the gold
standard, they arent risk-free. Side effects can
include bruising, visible lumps and allergic reactions.
If youre looking for a youthful upgrade minus
the downtime a session of Revital Eye Treatment
instantly decongests and tones the eyes through
microcirculation. The hour-long treatment involves
cleansing the delicate under-eye area, gentle
exfoliation and a specially formulated cooling
mask for hydration. Like Juvderm, the results are
visible immediately.
Available at Skin Alive Clinics in Delhi and Gurgaon.
Juvderm is available at Kaya Clinics across India

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BODY SCULPT YOUR WAY TO A SIX-PACK
WHAT: CoolSculpting
DURATION: 60 minutes
COST: Varies with the problem area
Suitable for stubborn pockets of fat around the body
(and face), this popular treatment is not a weight-loss
treatment, but something for guys who are already
in shape but have trouble spots like unsightly back
bulges or love handles.
Available at Lumiere Dermatology, Aayna Clinic and Skin
Alive in Delhi, and Blush Clinics across India

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HOME GROWN
When it comes to skincare, the most expensive products with the
fanciest ingredients arent always the best. Which is why were
favouring a new breed of entrepreneurs whore using locally
sourced, raw ingredients to create chemical-free organic products
that are chock full of goodness. Writer Janice Pariat, who recently
launched her own line of natural soaps and lotion bars, makes the
case for getting real
PHOTOGRAPHED BY JIGNESH JHAVERI

t all began because one day I spent 43 quid on a tub of face wash.
It was some minty green product that claimed to remove,
through a nifty hot-cold liquid, blackheads and all sorts of
other uglies. It would cleanse, clarify, possibly even send me to
the moon. Now, I understand that 43 quid isnt a large enough
amount to break the bank for most people. But Im a writer.
Most of the time, Im broke. More alarmingly, I realized I was buying
increasingly more expensive products because I found that mostly
they didnt work. They didnt seem to help clear, brighten, soften my
skin and do all the other wondrous things they promised in svelte
adverts in glossy magazines and on television. Enough, I thought.
Im going back to the basics. A little googling taught me that, in fact,
all the face wash I required was a pot of raw honey, known to be
anti-bacterial and moisturizing. And for when Id been out all day,
or felt particularly grimy? An oil cleanse. Which involves a blend of
oils (usually castor, almond, jojoba) in certain proportions, massaged
into the skin, and wiped off with a hot towel. The simple idea behind

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Apricot Kernel Meal Scrub

PAHADI LOCAL KHAL

Real Softness Lip

Balm

Mix this ne powder with milk,

honey or water for a natural
face scrub and body polisher.
Itll slough off dead cells, reduce
ingrowths and leave your skin
feeling baby smooth. Plus, its
a tub-fulls worth, so you wont
need to replenish stock in a hurry.
`500 for 135g

If you think using lip balm

is girly, the alternative
chapped, rough lips is
worse. This mix has coconut
butter with a touch of
menthol to keep you feeling
fresh, and ever kissable.
`150

REAL LOVE

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Eucalyptus Destress
Balm

Damask Rosewater
Face Toner
AMRITAM AT GOOD EARTH
Toning closes pores and
minimizes that sweaty sheen.
Besides the obvious benets,
this spritz is also delightfully
cooling in summer imagine
strolling through a beautiful
Mughal garden on a hot day as
fountains sprinkle water
on you.
`550 for 120ml

Neem Oil
KAMA AYURVEDA
Neem is a traditional panacea,
used to cure everything
from acne and breakouts to
dandruff and dehydrated
scalp conditions. This organic
oil by Kama is cold-pressed
and packed with antioxidants,
as well as anti-bacterial
properties. When using on
sensitive skin (ie, your face and
scalp), dilute equal parts neem
oil with almond or sesame oil.
`625 for 200ml

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Eucalyptus and Mint

Hand and Foot Scrub

Real Breakfast Soap

Real Bliss Lotion Bar

DO BANDAR

REAL LOVE

REAL LOVE

With goats milk, oats, raw

honey from Cherrapunji and
cinnamon, this soap is good
enough to eat. (Dont.) Youll
love how well-scrubbed
youll feel after (and how
good you smell).
`100

Q: What is a lotion bar and how

do you use it?
A: Its exactly what it sounds
like. Warm it in your hands, pat
yourself down and let the shea
butter, sweet orange and honey
do its good work. `300

Use it regularly to keep your

skin soft and supple, and no
one will appreciate it more
than your SO. And the dude
who does your monthly
manicure. Just make sure your
nails are short and neat for
maximum effect.
`400 for 150g

WORDS: SHIKHA SETHI (PRODUCTS). PHOTOGRAPHER AGENCY: PHOTOLINK

GRANNY GREGGS
Aromatherapy isnt just for
your girlfriend. The next
time you have a headache
or your sinuses are acting
up, try this eucalyptus balm
instead of a Disprin. Its been
formulated by Bengaluru-based
geneticist Sonia Dhawan, who
concocts her recipes based
on those of her grandmother
Irene Gregory, the original
Granny Greggs, well-known
for her extensive knowledge
of medicinal plants and
home remedies.
`150

this was that oil dissolves oil, or sebum, removing muck much
more effectively than soap or water. For toner, I gathered it was
best to stick to diluted raw, organic apple cider vinegar (which still
contained the mother, strands of enzymes and friendly bacteria
that give it a murky, cobweb-like appearance). And to moisturize
my combination skin? While most creams left me with dry/greasy
patches, pure, cold-pressed jojoba oil (which closely resembles
sebum and is easily absorbable) did the trick. I tried all this for
a few weeks, and it worked. My skin had never felt better. It was
lighter; it felt like it could breathe. What if, I wondered, this could be
extended? To lip balm, and body moisturizer, and soap?
I made my first batch of products at my kitchen counter. In
a make-shift double burner. Marvelling at how simple it was to
concoct these products. Use whats in your kitchen, I was advised
by beauty blogs Crunchy Betty and Natural Living Ideas. Things
you could actually eat like oats and cinnamon. Suddenly it all made
sense. Why buy a moisturizer that includes shea butter or cocoa
butter when you could use these beautiful oils themselves, in their

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natural state? Or why settle for a soap with honey extract when
you could bathe with one that uses real raw honey from the hills of
Cherrapunji? The idea was to cut through the artificiality. To use the
real thing. It was so much better, as I discovered.
In the late 1800s in England there was a strong Aesthetic
movement, spearheaded by designer and publisher William
Morris and writer Oscar Wilde. They tried to resist what they saw
as the ugliness of industrialization and mass production. Morris
handbound books, Wilde tailor-made his outfits. The idea was
to place real beauty back at the centre of peoples lives. I feel as
though making my own products is an extension of this movement.
These are principles I resonate with, that handmade things
involve time and care and customization, but dont necessitate
compromising on quality. It is, after all, about reclaiming something
we might have lost: an artisanal relationship with things; of relying
on the homemade, homegrown, and trusting ourselves rather than
faceless companies who can pay for the most advertising space.
So, out with the 43-quid face wash. In with the real.

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Gutti Ka Tel

Amritam May Chang &

Bergamot Glycerin Soap

Rosemary, Mint and

Lime Face Pat

Vetiver and Patchouli Soap

Herbal Sleep Balm

DO BANDAR

GRANNY GREGGS

PAHADI LOCAL

Bengaluru-based Do Bandar
formulates its hand-crafted
products everything from foot
scrubs to soaps for your pet
based on ancient Ayurvedic and
royal Mughal recipes. We dig the
hip packaging: soaps wrapped in
banana fibre paper and luxuriant
bath oils in recyclable glass bottles.
`300 for 150g

Lavender is known to induce

drowsiness, and this sleep
balm is steeped in it. Apply
a pea-sized amount to your
temples and watch as your
brain slows down You can
banish counting sheep (or
clouds) forever.
`150

This all-natural unfiltered

apricot oil from Himalayan
orchards is good for your
skin and bones, and even
helps reduce cellulite
and stretch marks. Your
maalishwala will love it
almost as much as you do.
`1,100 for 200ml

GOOD EARTH

THE SKIN PANTRY

Glycerin soaps are full-fat

versions of regular soaps
sometimes they lather less, but
overall are much better for your
skin. Naturally moisturizing,
these soaps even skin tone
and encourage proper cell
maturation, helpful in soothing
skin conditions such as acne.
`750 for 120g

Hand-whipped to achieve a
delicate mousse-y texture and
using a zesty combination
of rosemary, lime and mint,
graphic designer Colette Austin
makes these small-batch
aftershave creams that will
melt right into your skin and
give it a happy buzz.
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me, as we drive to the private jet that will ly him to
Bengaluru. Hes lean, more slight than he appears on
TV, with tattoos running down both arms and hair
cropped close on the sides Hes sitting beside me,
wearing his red, black and gold Royal Challengers
Bangalore uniform just before this he was shooting
for a commercial directed by Raj Kumar Hirani, with MS Dhoni
and the other IPL team captains. His jaw, which seems to grow
more acicular with every passing year, is tilted slightly towards
the sky, as though he were dressed in top-to-toe Tom Ford.
Kohlis stance is that of a winner. But his mood is surprisingly
grounded and self-aware.
Im afraid of losing, he states. Its a very real fear. Losses
on the ield Ive learned over time to deal with. But in life I
hate losing in life. Its probably why he wins so often. Over
the last year, the 27-year-old has become, perhaps, the biggest
global celebrity that India has. This country hasnt produced
demigods like David Beckham or Johnny Depp, whose fame
knows no geographical bounds, who traverse the international
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ield as household names. Kohli is unique. Hes the biggest

Indian sporting talent that the world has seen in a couple of
generations. And while he will likely surpass Sachin Tendulkars
records on the ield, off it, even at this relatively young age,
hes already a commercial behemoth, quite unlike anyone the
game has ever seen. British magazine Sports Pro ranked him
as the sixth most marketable athlete in the world last year,
ahead of Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi. Hes been linked
with a famous actress, has his own fashion label, a line of
gyms launching soon and his name means something in every
language. Virat Kohli has a lot to lose.
Ive begun to think about my future. About how to secure
it, Kohli says. Money doesnt motivate me, but its important.
Ive gotten accustomed to a certain inancial environment. The
kind that comes with earning a reported 100 crores last year.
Its important to sustain that, he continues. Ive seen so many
athletes bankrupt at the end of their career. Its scary. So hes
been setting up a nest egg, betting big on his other interests:
itness and fashion. Hes opening a line of gyms for Tier 2 cities
called Chisel, investing in London-based start-up Sports Convo

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and has launched his own fashion line, Wrogn.

The website of the label proclaims: they
thought I was wrong, until it became right.

ver since he was a slightly

chubby new recruit, Kohlis
been dealing with the
dark side of stardom. His
fans (Viratians, he calls them) adore him with
hints of fanaticism. But hes been attacked often
for his aggressive and arrogant tendencies on
and off the ield. I am short-tempered, he
admits. Weve seen Kohlis temper run a-ly
numerous times on camera. Hes gotten into a
near-physical ight with fellow Delhiite Gautam
Gambhir on two occasions, and hes also taken
the Aussie sledge machine head on.
Theres some charm to be found, if you were
keen on it, in his cocksure demeanour. His
temper though may be both his power, and,
according to his internet parodists, his Achilles
heel: his willingness to show emotion, to
sometimes react petulantly and to demonstrate a
lash of raw emotion in a game once renowned
for gentlemanly grace. And somewhere
between castigating a senior Hindustan Times
journalist, publicly, in March 2015 for writing an
article about his private life (turns out it wasnt
the correct journalist), and getting ined for
disrespecting an umpire, his brand of special
badass waned into regular bad.
But Kohlis working hard to ix things. Hes
visiting old age homes and setting up charities
and sending out strangely touching tweets
protecting his rumoured girlfriend. And then
this year he did the most prudent thing he
could have ever done to quiet the haters: He
played the best cricket of his life. Kohlis form
is unmatched, his focus unwavering and his
style glorious. For every expletive caught by the
microphone on the stumps, theres a shot thats
pure poetry. He plays short formats with the
technique and grace of a Test master. Much as
the marketers would like to take the cricket out
of T20, Kohli keeps putting it back.

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SUIT, T-SHIRT; BOTH

BY Z ZEGNA. SHOES
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THEY
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TELLING
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WRONG,
UNTIL IT
BECAME
RIGHT

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JUMPER BY
GUCCI. SHOES
BY SALVATORE
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hat most people think

doesnt matter to me.
They dont know the
game. They dont
know me. They dont matter, Kohli states. The
car is stocked with bottles of water, tetrapacks
of buttermilk and protein bars. But Kohli seems
most interested in a handsome box, which he
opens to reveal eight different pairs of sunglasses.
He picks one, wears it and ingers the others
unconsciously.
Its tough, but Im working on it. Thats been
one of my weaknesses. Im too open. Im too
out there. But then, as we drive through the
populous streets of Dadar, he asks me with some
urgency, Why am I bad, or a bad boy? I dont
understand these terms. In my head being a rebel
isnt bad. Why the hatred? His voice is imploring,
almost childlike.
Im reminded at this point of a video that did
the rounds of YouTube in 2013, shot on a phone
camera. Its the end of an RCB match against the
Mumbai Indians at Wankhede Stadium and the
RCB players are returning to the dressing room
after a crushing loss. A group of youths, who can
only be heard, are waiting for a particular player
to pass them by. When he does, they hoot and boo
and laugh raucously. Kohli strides past them and
then comes back into view, furious. He threatens
them, offers up some expletives and asks them
to repeat what they ind so funny. The boys only
laugh harder, which frustrates him further. The
video ends without any evidence of what happens
next. But its enough to show you that Kohli cares.
He really cares. He cares about what people think,
about why they dislike him, about losing and
about winning. Its oddly heart-wrenching, to see
a talented, hardworking young sportsman, who
showed up to win a match for Delhi when he was
18, a few hours after his father passed away, ind
incredible success, but also at times ind himself
a victim of that success. For the most leeting of
moments, he seems vulnerable.
Then there is banging. A few street urchins have
recognized him and theyre pounding their ists
on the car window, delighted. Several onlookers
on the street have also come to attention and
have begun to surround the car, yelling, waving.
His agent is nervous, shouting at the driver for
forgetting to put the black shades on the windows.
For a minute it seems as though the situation may
get out of control, but then the trafic clears and
the car is moving again. Kohli seems unbothered,
reaches into his box and pulls out a darker pair of
shades, looking resolutely ahead.

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Philipp Plein has always been a rebel and a rabble-rouser a fashion
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Like Its Hot while Paris Hilton sings along in
the audience Welcome to the high-octane
world of Philipp Plein. Whats not to love?
Until around two years ago, if you
mentioned the name of this German designer,
you would most likely have been greeted with
blank looks, but in what feels like the blink of
an eye, his name has rocketed into the fashion
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universe like one of his models wearing a jet

pack. Meanwhile, his shows have become
one of the hottest tickets during Milans mens
fashion week. And with all the previously
mentioned attractions to be surpassed (no
doubt), we cant wait for the next one.
Plein, now 38, was born in Munich, where
his father was a doctor. It was a conventional
upbringing and he attended the elite Schloss
Salem school, alma mater of Prince Philip. He
started to study law but, inding it unfulilling,
he decided to become a furniture designer. I
wanted to do something that made me happy
and maybe even eventually rich.

Philipp Plein revs up

the menswear game

IMAGE: GETTY IMAGES

WRITTEN BY ROBERT JOHNSTON

THE TASTEMAKER

Lil Wayne

Rack, rack, city bitch, city bitch, in the words of Tyga

His big thing was stainless steel; his

designs were very graphic and he quickly
built a successful business. Alongside
luxury dog beds and the like, his biggest
seller was a crocodile-skin-covered steel
table and it was this piece that unwittingly
took Plein down a path that led to fashion.
I was producing so many that I had to buy
a lot of leather, he explains, and there was
so much left over that I was selling it back
to Italy by the kilo. So he decided to have
some of the leftover leather made into bags,
to dress his stands at the seven or so trade
fairs he would attend each year. Pretty
soon, people were asking if they could buy
the bags.

THE PHILIPP
PLEIN FASHION
MONSTER
TRUCK HAD
GOT ITSELF
INTO GEAR
Welcome to the Plein show

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Supermodel Lucky Blue

Smith rips down the runway

successful brands in Harrods and next year

he is opening a store on Bond Street. His
early advertising campaigns were all about
Hollywood bad girls and featured Mischa
Barton and Lindsay Lohan. The DJs at his
after parties have included the likes of exFrench presidents son Pierre Sarkozy (DJ
name: Mosey) and Peaches Geldof. Along
with Snoop Dogg, Grace Jones, Rita Ora
and Iggy Azalea have also performed at
his events. The womens show in February
2015 featured a spectacular, full-sized roller

IMAGE: GETTY IMAGES, REX FEATURES

y 2007, Plein was also making

cushions; his bestseller was
decorated with a crystal skull. And
to dress the stainless steel clothes
rails on his stands, he bought a
load of old military jackets and decorated
them with a crystal skull too. Soon, it was
the jacket that people were asking for, rather
than the rail.
So after a few days, I said, OK, lets sell
this stupid jacket. I made up a stupidly high
price and assumed that no one would buy it.
But people started to buy it and they bought
a lot. It was a unisex piece and everybody
was asking for it. I sold so many of them that
I made at least a million (dollars) in a few
months. The Philipp Plein fashion monster
truck had got itself into gear.
One of his irst shows was actually a
presentation in a brothel, but soon he had
opened his irst store in Monaco. And the
rest, as they say, is history he now has
more than 40 stores worldwide, from Baku
to Beverly Hills. He is one of the most

coaster that the models climbed aboard

after strutting down the catwalk. But then,
extravagance has become his calling card.
When I started, it was the hype of bling
and people seemed to like the concept. My
clothes were extremely expensive but I didnt
want to sell cheap. It was part of my strategy.
I thought that if I made a T-shirt that cost
500, then automatically only the best shops
would buy it. And the product had to stand
out. The label would never have worked if I
had started off doing, say, simple cashmere
sweaters. Nobody would have bought them.
They would just go and buy the same thing
at Loro Piana.

erhaps the most attractive thing

about Plein is that he so obviously
enjoys his success. Today, his
headquarters are in Lugano
the Swiss answer to Monaco
overlooking the lake of the same name in the
Alps. Just 15 minutes from the Italian border,
it is a favourite bolt hole for the more taxconscious among the Milanese fashion pack.
The building itself could be described as
a backstreet Bond baddie HQ. The marblelined reception boasts enormous black glass

RIGHT NOW, WE
ARE THE 20-YEAROLD GIRL WALKING
IN THE ROOM THAT
EVERYBODY WANT
TO F***
chandeliers adorned with skulls. Pleins glass
eyrie is part ofice, part bachelor pad and
boasts stunning views of the surrounding
Alps. Its the most hackneyed expression in
the book, but Plein is plainly living the dream.
The Philipp Plein man is me I am the
customer so I design myself, more or less. We
also have a lot of soccer players. I can really
say I think we have all the soccer players in
the world right now, from Lionel Messi to
Cristiano Ronaldo. Theyre young, theyre
good-looking and they have money. If I didnt
sell, I wouldnt be here. The only reason we
exist is because people buy our clothes.
Today, he has homes in Cannes, Bel Air,
New York and Switzerland. He crackles with
energy though many people would argue
that this has a lot to do with his prestigious
intake of Red Bull. Plein doesnt drink himself
but serves guests what he calls champlein
champagne and Red bull. Interviewing him
is easy you merely ask him the irst question
and off he goes and does all the work for you.
He is larger than life in every way and knows
that his success is based on standing out from
the rest of the fashion crowd.
I found myself in the industry by
mistake, he laughs, and found myself in an
industry where everything already seemed

to exist. Everything. And I understood

that if I wanted to be successful I had to
do something different otherwise no one
would recognize me. Im not Coca-Cola;
Im not for everybody. Im for one per cent
of the people. Im Coca-Cola with whiskey.
Thats the difference. Anybody can sell a
Ferrari because it is such a well-known
brand. Not everybody can create and build
a brand from scratch.
Not everyone is a fan, of course. The
Camera Nazionale Della Moda Italiana
the organization that controls the Milan
fashion weeks obviously inds him a
little hard to handle. In the beginning
they wouldnt let me go on the schedule.
They didnt give me a slot. They told me
they didnt like me and they didnt want
me. When he was inally admitted, he
was given the last slot of the day. When I
saw this huge cost to produce a show that
would be over in ten minutes, I thought,
Thats crazy! If I am spending that much
money, I want to have fun. All you need
is a crate of vodka and everybody has
fun afterwards. And now his shows are
among the most eagerly anticipated events
on the fashion calendar.
For Plein, the only sin is to become
boring. As you get old, you lose clients
this is why brands try to stay young. I
compare them to the ladies who lunch and
arrive at the restaurant completely redone
with new boobs, new lips and lifted faces.
They look artiicial. But right now, we are
the 20-year-old girl walking in the room
that everybody want to f***.

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THE LINE-UP

HAPPY

FEET
Cover all bases with a
complete shoe collection

1 LEATHER BROGUES BY BURBERRY, `81,500.

2 SUEDE BOOTS BY RM WILLIAMS, `30,600.
SUEDE LOAFERS BY SQUIRE, `12,600. 4 SUEDE
LOAFERS BY BALLY, `36,600. 5 SUEDE/LEATHER

TRAINERS BY E ZEGNA, `43,300.

LEATHER SHOES BY TOMMY HILFIGER,

`20,000. 7 RUBBER/CANVAS TRAINERS

BY PRADA, `46,600. 8 LEATHER LOAFERS BY
BALLY, `40,000

PHOTO: EDWARD URRUTIA. STYLIST: OLIVIA HARDING

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Patrick Grant at the

Woolmark Company
and Raymond tailoring
masterclass in Mumbai

10 RULES

product. We couldnt be more traditional in

our methods. We dont use any technology
apart from a sewing machine. Everything
else is done by hand. There are deinitely
quicker and cheaper ways of making suits,
but there is no better way.

Whats changed about the way men

suit up now?
These things go in cycles. Fifteen years ago
we saw skinny short suits come onto the
runway before the high street started doing
them. Five years from now, itll swing back
the other way.

Do runway trends affect the Savile

Row suit-making process?
Instead of doing Thom Browne and Dior
Homme versions, we subtly shift to different
forms, but never drastically. We make
clothes that customers will want to keep for
25-30 years.

How do you compete with luxury

labels doing bespoke suits?
Savile Row suits are pieces that people
want to keep and wear over time. Its
bigger than fashion.

Whats your take on androgyny

becoming a hot trend right now?
I dont think gender-bending is new. I
think it has always been the case that men
have stolen certain ideas from womens
clothes and a lot of women take pieces from
menswear. For the moment though, the
phenomenon is still restricted to the runway
and trickles down to a very niche audience.

swear pie
having every slice of the men
British designer Patrick Grants
l E. Tautz.
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ar
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y-to
read
and
s
Son
ton &
with his Savile Row brand Nor
rogyny trend
But he isnt buying into the and

Whats the key to getting the perfect

bespoke suit?
The irst thing is to understand who your
tailor is. Some people forget that bespoke is a
service and not a product. You need to relate
to your cutter personally. Speak to multiple
tailors, and pick one youre comfortable with.
Youll end up having a relationship that could
go on for 20, 30, even 50 years.

What are mistakes men make in

that regard?
In India, men bank on quick delivery and
overlook quality, even when theyre spending
a considerable amount of money. Also, trust
your tailor. There are rules about how long
a jacket should be or how long the sleeves
should be, but your cutters eye trumps that.

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There might be a rule in the book, but it could

look wrong on you personally.

You come from an engineering

background. How much of suitmaking is mechanics?
Bespoke is about breaking down every
detail of what goes into a suit from why
merino wool behaves differently than
mohair to the differences between suit
structures. Having an engineering brain
is helpful for that.

How has technology affected the

suit-making process?
The collection of tailors that form Savile
Row have existed for over a century, and
weve always made an uncompromising

How do you see menswear

evolving?
I see a return to slightly looser cuts. Not
bad-itting clothes, but softer, drape-ier
clothes. For instance, pleats in trousers with
a bit more taper. I think weve had a long
period of constricted tailoring and theres an
easiness that will come in.

E. TAUTZ

RULE
NO.

10

How do you balance two

contrasting labels?
rton & Sons is very much about
he customers needs. E. Tautz is
entirely my view of what looks
ood at any moment in time. But
rtain things that end up on the
z catwalk are also translated in
ned way as bespoke pieces for
Norton & Sons.

INTERVIEW: SHIVANGI LOLAYEKAR. IMAGE: INDIGITAL MEDIA (RAMP)

THE STRONGEST SUIT

HOW-TO

REFRESHER
COURSE
5

Between the man who buys cool

clothes and the man who looks
amazing in those clothes sits an
unsung hero: the tailor. But how
do you find and befriend the
best sartorial consigliere for
you? With our bulletproof guide

GOOD WORK COSTS GOOD MONEY

Ask up front about the cost of alterations
so youre not surprised later on. A tidy
hem should be no less than `500; slimming
a jacket should run upwards of a grand.

LEAVE THE
T-SHIRT, BRING
THE CHARVET
If youre getting
a suit tailored,
wear your dress
shoes and a
dress shirt.
Having jeans
hemmed? Lace
up the sneakers
you wear most.

2
WHEN IN DOUBT, SHOW AND TELL
Theres no shame in bringing a photo to
help explain exactly what youre after.
Maybe a photo torn from a magazine. One
packed with absurdly well-dressed men.

8
REMEMBER TO
SHOW YOUR
APPRECIATION
For best results,
the tailor-tailee
relationship must
be nurtured. A
respectable tip keeps
you at the front of
the line. Had three
suits rebuilt from
scratch? Toss in a
bottle of scotch.

PICK UP THE LANGUAGE

Learn a few phrases of tailor-ese and suddenly the whole process gets ten times easier.

> Break / n.
The horizontal crease in your pant leg caused by the fabric resting on your shoe. The GQ look? No break.
> Dart / n. or v.
A quick, cost-effective way to slim a baggy dress shirt by folding and stitching excess fabric down the back.
> Taper / v.
To gradually narrow anything, usually pants from the knee to the ankle, but sometimes also suit jacket sleeves.

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WORDS: SAM SCHUBE. ILLUSTRATION: SIMONE MASSONI

FIRST, ASK AROUND

Badger a particularly sharp friend or
the suited guy next to you in the elevator
for his tailors info. Pay it forward later.
And please, never, ever pay a dry cleaner
to do alterations. Thats like buying boxed
sushi from a supermarket.

KNOW THIS: HES

A TAILOR, NOT A
MAGICIAN
Its sweet that you
kept Grandpas old
blazer. But your
tailor isnt David
Blaine suit jacket
shoulders and
lapels cant handle
much, if any,
alteration (if they
dont already work
for you, they never
will). The best tailor
is an honest one.
If yours routinely
overpromises,
jump ship.

TRY, TRY IT ON AGAIN

When you return a week or two later to be
reunited with your clothes, dont pay and
bolt try everything on. Speak up if the
final product doesnt match expectations.
Assuming you were clear about what you
wanted at the start, a quality tailor will fix
his mistakes for free.

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THE LIST

IN THE
TRENCHES

RACE GEAR
Daniel Ricciardo may be in third place this
season, but his team Red Bull are at the top
of the style stakes, thanks to a partnership
with Puma and the kickass gear theyve
put out together. The collections called
The Stampede and includes a graphic
illustration of charging bulls on everything
from tees and backpacks to
caps and trainers.
puma.com

British fashion house

Burberry is the irst and
last word in trench coats.
And this season, creative
director Christopher Bailey
shows you how to style it
like youre bang on trend
with androgyny the hint
of a crochet shirt, the spider
brooch, the patent leather
bag without losing your
masculinity. burberry.com

THE BAG OF EVERY TRADE

Like your SO, you now have the
option of carrying a different bag
for every occasion. But what if
you want just the one? An everyday
bag to throw your iPad mini,
office stuff and gym clothes into?
That doubles as your cabin luggage
on a flight? Look to Cornelianis
classic black holdall for the
answer. corneliani.com

YE
OP PICKS FROM
HE STYLE DESK

DENIM
DIARIES
Fashions current icons Ranveer Singh,
Virat Kohli will tell you that wearing a
denim shirt is a no-brainer style move.
Singhs been snapped wearing one at the
airport; Kohli, at a press event; and guys
at GQ wear them under their jackets
at the ofice. And the best of the high
streets got a range of options to choose
from. blackberrys.com; gap.in; benetton.com

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BLACKBERRYS

GAP

UNITED COLORS OF BENETTON

WORDS: SHIVANGI LOLAYEKAR, VARUN GODINHO

TIP
Play up your
style game
with two-tone
shoes

FINE TIME
Haute horology meets
haute couture as one of the
worlds most venerable
Swiss watchmakers
teams up with one of
the worlds oldest
fabric manufacturers,
Vitale Barberis
Canonico, for the
Elgance Sartoriale
collection. The ive
watches depict different
fabric patterns (Prince of
Wales, herringbone) on
the grand feu enamel dials,
created with Vacheron
Constantins guilloche
expertise. vacheron-constantin.com

FROM
BEHIND

THE REEL

The Indian soap the tearjerkers, drama and

music makes way for entertainment that
never ends. We sit down with one of the leading
players in the industry, Sumeet Hukamchand
Mittal, Founder Director of the Shashi Sumeet
Group who at 44 is making waves in the media
and entertainment industry

Tell us about the Shashi

Sumeet Groups journey.
The seven-year-old
production house, Shashi
Sumeet Productions Pvt.
Ltd. was co-founded with
my wife Shashi Mittal.
In such a short time, we
have become one of the
leading names in the
media and entertainment
industry. Now, we have
diversied to include
lms with Shashi Sumeet
Motions Pictures Pvt. Ltd,
along with Shashi Sumeet
Innovations that handles
branding, advertising and
events and Qats Whiskers
that looks after television
commercials. Our TV show
division, Shashi Sumeet
Productions Pvt. Ltd.
has produced 16 shows
including Diya Aur Baati
Hum, Punar Vivaah,
Tumhari Paakhi and many
others. All of these have
been aired on the country's
leading broadcast channels.
Shashi Sumeet Innovations
is a one-stop shop for Out

Of Home solutions. On the

other hand, Qats Whiskers
is a service-based business
that offers 360-degree
creative and television
commercial solutions.
Our goal is to shape the
groups progress and create
premium content for our
local and global audiences.
How did you feel when
Shashi Sumeet Productions
Pvt. Ltd. was featured in
the 2016 Limca Book of
Records?
In 2015, we churned out
over 100 hours of quality
content every month with
three shows on the Star
network, three on Sony/
SAB and two on the Zee
network. The year 20152016 witnessed backto-back shows on Indian
television during prime
time across all networks.
I feel extremely honoured
to win this recognition. It
is truly a privilege and a
testament to the notable
benchmarks created by us

for setting newer standards

for content excellence in
the industry.
Can you tell us about your
achievement at Hanuman
Galli, Pushkar?
Our longest-running hit
soap, Diya Aur Baati Hum
which has been amongst
the top-rated shows since
it launched in 2011 on
Star Plus made history
recently. The Government
of Rajasthan and the
Municipal Corporation
approved our proposal to
rename a street in Pushkar
after the lane where the
soaps lead characters
Suraj and Sandhya reside.
It was one of our biggest
achievements. Our hard
work was admired,
respected and took shape
as a public utility.
Tell us about your foray
into the movie business.
Imagine. Innovate. Inspire.
This is the brand mantra of
the Shashi Sumeet Group.

We are one of the trusted

partners for leading
entertainment channels
and are known for high
production values, great
storytelling and for having
our nger on the pulse of
the audience. I believe that
the movie business is a
natural progression for us.
With one Marathi feature
lm, Rangkarmi already
produced, my eyes are
already set on a Bollywood
feature next.
I have a bigger dream
than what Ive created.
Maybe everyone cant see
it today, but I will make it
a reality someday!
- Sumeet Hukamchand Mittal

OFF THE RUNWAY

FINE PRINT

RAGHAVENDRA RATHORE

You can skip wearing

a jacket if you pick the
right shirt to pair with
slim trousers on a night
out. A graphic print in
fine silk gets our vote.

TAKE A BOW

VAN HEUSEN

A coloured or subtly
printed bow tie is the
dapper mans alternative
to the skinny tie. Best
rocked with sprezzatura
(mismatched) suits.

ROHIT GANDHI +
RAHUL KHANNA

GOTH GOD

Take your cues from the runways of Van Heusen + GQ Fashion

Nights to be the best-dressed man in any room
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PHOTO: SAGAR AHUJA

GAMEON

MR MIDNIGHT
Black tie doesnt have
to mean wearing all
black. A midnight blue
damask (tone-on-tone
pattern) suit does the
job just as well.

TROY COSTA

Go all black
but play
with textures
like leather.
Sharp-as-hell
shoulders make
a strong impact.

WEDDING BOOK 2016

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WORLD OF WEDDINGS
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EDITED BY VARUN GODINHO

WRIST PLAY
Twenty reasons why the annual Baselworld is still the
granddaddy of all watch exhibitions

WORDS: VARUN GODINHO. IMAGE: GETTY IMAGES

ROCK NROLL
ANNIVERSARY TIME
GIRARD-PERREGAUX ESMERALDA TOURBILLON
The idea of placing a tourbillon under three bridges
to enhance accuracy was applied by GP for its first
pocketwatch called La Esmeralda in 1860. So accurate
were subsequent models that the marque was even
barred from watch contests for a while because they
were considered unfair competition. This new Esmeralda
Tourbillon wristwatch has the iconic layout of the original
pocketwatch, but now also comes with an automatic
winding movement. As for the impeccable finishing on the
$190,000 timepiece when youve been making watches
nonstop for the last 225 years, it shows.

RAYMOND WEIL MAESTRO BEATLES

LIMITED EDITION
Raymond Weils Maestro collection
gets its groove on this year with a
tribute to The Beatles. Twelve of
the bands most iconic albums are
written out on the dial, one at each
hour marker. The cover art from
Help!, showing John, Paul, Ringo and
George, is at 4 oclock. While giving
his inputs on the watch, animalrights activist and vegetarian Paul
McCartney insisted that it not be
offered with a leather strap.

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SLAM DUNK
TISSOT X NBA

Tissot has tapped into several global

sports events like the MotoGP and Tour de
France, besides signing big-time players as
ambassadors (Virat Kohli was brought on
earlier this year). But its biggest investment to
date is a $200 million six-year deal to become
the official timekeeper for the NBA the
T-Touch Expert Solar NBA Special Edition was
on display at Baselworld. Tissots also teamed
up with several teams, including the Chicago
Bulls, Miami Heat and LA Lakers, dedicating
special NATO-strapped Tissot Quickster
timepieces to each with each teams colours
and logo on the back.

COMEBACK
KID
ROLEX OYSTER PERPETUAL
AIR-KING

GLAM
CENTRAL
EVA LONGORIA AT BASELWORLD
Hollywood-headquartered
watchmaker Technomarine got brand
ambassador Eva Longoria to drop by
Baselworld to unveil her new line of
timepieces. And, expectedly, when the
gorgeous Telenovela star shows up,
time stands still.

THE PLAYBOY
WATCH
ULYSSE NARDIN GRAND DECK MARINE
TOURBILLON
Every multi-millionaire worth his
$5,000 Tom Ford suit owns a classic
yacht bobbing listlessly somewhere
along the Cte dAzur. Heres Ulysse
Nardins nod to that ocean toy. The
wood marquetry dial resembles
a deck, and includes miniature
winches, lines and a boom. The blue
aluminium minute hand is guided
along the retrograde counter by a
series of nano fibres that are thinner
than a strand of hair and tougher
than steel (each can support more
than a kilogram, without stretching).
Captained by an in-house UN 630
movement, the flying tourbillon adds
to the visual drama of this stunning
$280,000 timepiece.
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WORDS: VARUN GODINHO. IMAGE: GETTY IMAGES (YACHT, LONGORIA), SHUTTERSTOCK (COURT)

The Rolex Air-King is back in

production after a two-year
hiatus. Its bigger (40mm, up from
34mm previously) and better (in
addition to the COSC certification,
it also comes with an in-house
Rolex Superlative Chronometer
certification). On the bigger dial,
the Air-King logo is now written
in the same font as the very first
version from the Forties. The
larger numerals are a reference to
the watchs genesis as a tribute by
Hans Wilsdorf to RAF pilots at the
end of World War II.

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NATO SALUTE
RADO HYPERCHROME ULTRA LIGHT
Although watch collectors readily pair
a high-end watch with a NATO strap,
manufacturers are less eager to sell
timepieces off-the-shelf with one. Rado
has smartly chosen, for the first time in
its nearly century-long existence, to deb
a watch with the humble and dapper
NATO strap, in a bid to make the timepie
super light: Besides using a fabric strap,
the case, buckles and lugs are made from
a combination of ceramic, titanium and
aluminium, resulting in a 56g featherwei
package on your wrist.

HIGH SHINE
HUBLOT X BERLUTI
Berlutis flagship Paris store is where Dean Martin and
Frank Sinatra frequently popped in to buy sleek leather
shoes. The legendary shoemaker and menswear specialist
has now teamed up with fellow LVMH heavyweight Hublot
to turn up this spiffy, limited-edition Hublot Classic Fusion
Berluti timepiece. The patented Italian leather is not only
engraved with calligraphy on the straps, its also used on
the dial. The Rat Pack would approve.

MOTORSPORT PICK
TAG HEUER X FORMULA 1

MILLIONAIRES PICKS
BREGUET TRADITION REPETITION MINUTES TOURBILLON 7087
This ones more a result of several years of research into
acoustics than just good mechanical watchmaking. Breguets
team sampled over 200,000 sounds for one that had the exact
frequency, clarity and intensity they were looking for in a
minute repeater. They then reverse-engineered the $450,000
watch to chime exactly that sound. In the process, Breguet
picked up six patents. Hear, hear.

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WORDS: VARUN GODINHO

When TAG Heuer called time on its 30-year partnership with

McLaren at the end of the last season, the longest between a
watchmaker and an F1 team, it wasnt exiting motorsport entirely.
Instead, it decided to align itself with another powerhouse,
quadruple world champion Red Bull Racing, who placed third at
the end of 2015. As the teams new timing partner, the car as well
as its fiery 1.6-litre Renault engine are now co-branded with the
watchmaker.

SPOTLIGHT
CITIZEN ECO-DRIVE ONE
Yes, it doesnt have a mechanical movement, and it isnt Swiss
either. But that doesnt make what Citizen has pulled off with
this watch any less momentous. To mark the 40th anniversary
of its first light-powered timepiece, Citizen has unveiled the
worlds thinnest light-powered watch, the Eco-Drive One. The
quartz movement that comprises 85 pieces is less than 1mm
thick. Beat that.

WORLD
RECORD

2.98MM
THICK CASE

2
VINTAGE FINDS
Longines began making watches for people
working with the railways in countries around
the world including the United States, Chile,
Romania and Persia as far back as the Sixties.
In fact, the timepieces, which were also served up
by other watchmakers, were unofficially referred
to as railway grade watches. Not only did
they have to be accurate timekeepers, they also
had to display the time in the 24-hour format.
This year Longines debuted a novelty that looks
very similar to its first railway grade watch,
with an updated automatic winding mechanical
movement. At `1.1 lakh, its one that wont cost
you your inheritance.

VALUE FOR MONEY

SEIKO PRESAGE
Want in on the world of mechanical
watchmaking but dont have big bucks?
Seikos stacked up an impressive collection of
affordable timepieces. Its updated its Presage
collection with 16 new timepieces, many of
which are priced between `35,000-50,000.
Thats a bang-for-your-buck proposition you
shouldnt pass up.

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LONGINES HERITAGE RAILROAD

THE SURPRISE
FRDRIQUE CONSTANT MANUFACTURE
PERPETUAL CALENDAR
When we turned up for our appointment
with this Genevan watchmaker in
Baselworld, we didnt expect to see a
perpetual calendar priced at a mere
$8,300. Thats nearly half of what youd
pay, on average, for an entry-level watch
with this complication from a Swiss
luxury brand. Moreover, this is a fully
loaded perpetual calendar it indicates
the day of the week and month, month of
the year, leap year and moonphase. With
the added heat of an in-house movement,
this puppy was one of the brightest stars
to debut at the mega watch fair.

THE BEN LEY BOYS

BREITLING BENTLEY GMT B04S CARBON BODY
The Bentley Boys were a posh set of British
playboy racers who enjoyed phenomenal success
behind the wheel of Bentley racecars in the
Twenties. Badass Swiss watchmaker Breitling has
been paying tribute to the carmaker and its racing
lineage for over a decade by launching several
racing-inspired chronos. This is the first Breitling x
Bentley timepiece with a case designed completely
out of the hard-wearing yet light carbon material
its famous for, thats also used in the chassis
of Formula 1 cars. The blacked-out automatic
chronograph and COSC-certified chronometer is
limited to 250 pieces, and priced at `16 lakh. Highoctane stuff.

BASELWORLDS
FIRST-TIMER
PORSCHE DESIGN TIMEPIECES
Porsche has been in the watch biz for over 40
years, albeit mainly through long-term licensing
agreements where it outsourced its manufacturing
to brands like IWC (1977-1997) and Eterna
(1977-2012). At the end of the Eterna agreement,
Porsche decided to go it alone, and set up its
own facility in Solothurn, Switzerland. The
brand presently makes only mechanical watches
kitted with movements from Valjoux and Sellita,
priced between $3,500-5,000. By exhibiting at
Baselworld this year, its first time, Porsche is
signalling that its ready to upshift in the luxury
watch industry.

BEST-DRESSED
OMEGA GLOBEMASTER ANNUAL CALENDAR
When the Globemaster broke cover last year, not only
was it a very handsome Master Co-Axial COSC-certified
chronometer, it was also the first Omega to be subjected
to additional third-party vetting of its accuracy, antimagnetism, response to temperature changes and water
resistance. Every Globemaster customer now receives
a digital copy of the results of that certification, known
as METAS. This year, Omegas stepped it up. It updated
the Globemasters movement, now the in-house Calibre
8922, and added an annual calendar complication to
the mix. The months are displayed elegantly along the
pie-pan, sun-ray brushed dial, making it, with its alligator
straps, ramp-certified horology.

SCI-FI SPECIAL
CORUM BUBBLE DEATH STAR WATCH
Corums bulbous Bubble collection
got a whole lot more fun this year,
from casino-inspired dials to this one
inspired by Star Wars. See if you can
spot the fatal exhaust vent on that
clear depiction of the infamous Death
Star on the dial.

8
0
SLIM TIME

BREAKING NEW GR
CHANEL MONSIEUR DE CHANEL
This ones a coup for Chanels watchmaking division. The
Monsieur de Chanel is its first ground-up timepiece specifically
for men, its first to feature an in-house movement aptly
called the Calibre 1, conceived and built at its La Chaux-deFonds atelier and also the first Chanel to pack a complication
(here, jumping hours and a retrograde minute display). Thats
commitment. Take a bow, Chanel.

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Two years ago, Bulgari debuted the worlds thinnest tourbillon timepiece.
This year, its taken another high complication, the minute repeater, and
manufactured the worlds thinnest minute repeater wristwatch, at just
6.85mm thick. Only 50 will be made, for $188,000 a pop. Our next question:
Will we have to wait until 2018 to see another Bulgari record-breaking
complicated timepiece the Octo Finissimo Perpetual Calendar, perhaps?

WORDS: VARUN GODINHO

BULGARI OCTO FINISSIMO MINUTE REPEATER

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Royal Enfields new off-roader takes on the motorcycle world

The cars that can take a bullet for you. And then some

PIN THE

THROTTLE

WORDS: VARUN GODINHO. PHOTOGRAPHER AGENCY: PHOTOLINK

Royal Enfield has launched the Himalayan. Heres how

its scripting a massive success story for itself in the
middleweight universe

PHOTOGRAPHED BY
JIGNESH JHAVERI

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ROYAL ENFIELD

he automotive world is as
characteristically unforgiving,
cut-throat and volatile as
Frank Underwoods toxic
brand of politics. There arent
any golden stars for effort: One wrong
move a slightly overpriced product,
an unoriginal design, a flawed ad
campaign and the bike/car in question is
unceremoniously shunted.
Royal Enfield need not sweat it. The
brands been betting big, and winning,
in recent years. Theres the runaway
international success of the Continental
GT caf racer since its 2013 launch,
doubling production in the last three years
and nearly hitting its half-a-million annual
production capacity for 2015-16, as well as
the decision to expand its retail network
in several of the 50 countries it already
exports to.
And now, theres the Himalayan. With
this new bike, Enfield isnt living out a
legacy its creating one. Take the very
heart of the machine, the LS410 engine. Its
the first engine designed ground-up and
in-house since Enfield shifted production
to India in the Fifties. (Even the caf racer
featured a repurposed Bullet engine.) Then
theres the segment that the Himalayan is
slotted into: adventure touring. In India,
this space is presently unchallenged
and although Bajajs KTM is expected to
soon turn up a rival, for the moment the
Himalayan is a lone wolf.

I
WITH THIS NEW BIKE,
ENFIELD ISNT LIVING
OUT A LEGACY - IT
CREATING ONE. TAKE
THE VERY HEART OF
THE MACHINE, THE
LS410 ENGINE. THIS
IS THE FIRST ONE
DESIGNED IN-HOUSE
AND FROM THE
GROUND UP SINCE
ENFIELD SHIFTED
PRODUCTION TO
INDIA IN THE FIFTIES
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f youve watched Grammy-winning

duo Macklemore and Ryan
Lewis Downtown video, youll
undoubtedly notice the homage to
motorcycles from the Fifties through
the Nineties and the eagle-chariot
tugged by four Royal Enfield Bullets.
Indeed, Enfield has been a part of the
zeitgeist for over half a century the
Bullet, which first appeared in 1933, is

Isle of Man TT and Superbike World

Championship. Impressed by Harris work
on the Continental GT caf racer, Enfield
acquired the brand last year.
Then theres the engine. The LS410
LS stands for long stroke four-stroke
engine is, like every other Enfield, a singlecylinder unit. That long stroke billing,
where the stroke is longer than the bore,
means theres plenty of the maximum
32Nm torque available down low the
411cc engine pulls hard from a standstill.
On the flip side, theres not much power on
tap until you really twist the throttle and
stay there for a while youll only come
close to the peak 24.5hp when you rev all
the way to 6,500rpm. But, physics lessons
aside, in real world gains the Himalayans
engine adds up to better fuel efficiency and
less goddamn heat searing the fat off of
your calves.
As a consolidated rolling piece of
machinery on two wheels, does the Royal
Enfield Himalayan thrill? In a word:
yes. Add to that some very pleasing
maintenance stats like the bike needing an
oil change only every 10,000km along with
a claimed mileage of roughly 30kpl, and
this one proves itself a neat urban treat.
To quote a statement from Underwood
that rings as true in the automotive world
as in politics: There is but one rule: hunt
or be hunted. Not only has Royal Enfield
smelled blood with the Himalayan, its
going for the jugular.

recognized as the oldest bike still

in production.
But Enfield has blown past its
most iconic model. The brand knows
that in order to unseat the Japanese
manufacturers and claim the top dog
position in the middleweight motorcycling
category (ie, 250-750cc engines) it cant
solely rely on the Bullet, Classic and
Thunderbird. Those three are still going
strong in the domestic market, but the
caf racer, and now the Himalayan,
will hook a breed of millennials who
dont necessarily want to ride the same
utilitarian motorcycles their dads and
maybe granddads did, but definitely want
one from the same brand.
But where the caf racer is an urban
kick, the Himalayans been touted as more
of an off-road junkie. The question then is
whether it can shine through a common
commute besides the exotic ride up to a
hill station youre likely to undertake once
every quarter. And so it made perfect
sense to call one in to test ride in the city.

he first thing to note is

the Himalayans riding
position: Youre not
slouched like you are
on a caf racer, but sit
with back straight and
arms spread, like on a Bullet. Its a proud,
commanding, throne-like stance. The
instrument cluster is pretty rudimentary,
with just-modern-enough indications on
the digital-analogue displays, including
two trip readouts, a fuel reserve indicator,
speedometer, rpm meter and a compass.
In a nod to its cred as an off-roader,
the Himalayan has an upswept exhaust
pipe that increases the wading depth of
the motorcycle, long travel 41mm front
telescopic forks that arent squishy, and a
rear mono-shock suspension suitably stiff
to counter the rough stuff. Theres also
the option of a bashplate for the engine
and points along the frame where, if you
choose to, you could mount luggage, water
cans and panniers.
The chassis has been designed by
British marque Harris Performance, an
ace motorcycle chassis manufacturer
name-checked at the highest levels of
racing, including the Grand Prix,

HIMALAYAN
ENGINE

SINGLE-CYLINGER,
411CC
WEIGHT

1,824KG
POWER

24.5HP @ 6,500RPM
TORQUE

32NM @
4,000-4500RPM
PRICE

`1.55 LAKH
(EX-SHOWROOM)

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ARMOURED CARS

The

immor
Mercedes-Maybach S600 Guard
Daimlers got a fair bit of pedigree manufacturing armoured cars:
its first, the Nrburg 460, came out in 1928. This new MercedesMaybach (hyphen not optional) S600 Guard is the only car in the
world with a VR10 ballistic protection rating, the highest for any
civilian vehicle. Built in Sindelfingen, Mercedes also thoroughly
vets potential customers. Dictators, mafia bosses and Donald
Trump need not apply.

PETROL
TANK:
This isnt armoured,
but it isnt
vulnerable either:
The body of the
tank is packed
with a special
material also
used in BOEING
AH-64 APACHE
HELICOPTERS
that traps and seals
incoming ammo
within it before it
can get to the fuel.

TYRES:
Even if the run-flat
MICHELIN tyres are
shredded, it isnt
game over. These
ones are fitted with
steel rings that
prevent them from
slipping off the rim
and allow the car
to travel for over
25km, out of the
ambush zone.

MERCEDESMAYBACH
S600 GUARD
ENGINE

V12 6-LITRE; 530HP

TORQUE

830NM
TOP SPEED

210KPH
PRICE

`10.5 CRORE
(EX-SHOWROOM)
INDIA LAUNCH

MARCH 2016

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BOOT:
You can kit out the
reinforced boot
with an optional
WEAPONS SAFE.
The weapons arent
included, but we
recommend a
couple M16 and
Heckler & Koch
assault rifles, and
a few Walther
and Glock pistols
for good measure
when it comes
down to a street
fight, the best
form of defence is
offence.

If a tank is too conspicuous to get around the city, these are your next safest bets

Audi A8L Security

Its VR9 rating may be one rung below that of the S600 Guard, but this Audi
is no softie. The body and glass are designed to withstand sustained fire
from military-grade weapons, like M14s and FN-FALs, from 10 metres away;
at least three shots from a military-issued heavy artillery rifle like an M60;
and a 15-kilo TNT blast from two metres away. Audi is so secretive about the
details of these super secure vehicles that it doesnt even reveal the location
of the factory.

ENGINE:

DOORS:

LAB SAFETY:

Even if the battery

gets taken out,
theres an auxiliary
back-up battery
stored somewhere
else in the car (Audi
wont say where)
thatll kick in and
take over so that
the vehicle and its
electronics arent
neutralized. The
massive 6.3-LITRE
W12 is also capable
of belting this
Quattro-specd
piece of metal to a
top speed of over
200kph.

Each one weighs

a hefty 160kg. In
the event that the
occupant needs to
make a swift exit,
and the doors have
been damaged,
TINY EXPLOSIVES
PLACED IN THE
FRAMES can be set
off by pushing a
button in the centre
console. Those, in
turn, rip the doors
right off their hinges.

In case of a gas
attack, the car has
its own oxygen
supply canister
worked into it.
The EMERGENCY
FRESH-AIR SYSTEM
first seals all the
air vents and then
releases O2 into
the cabin. If the
cars heat sensors
detect a fire in the
engine bay or any
other component
of the car, they
automatically
activate a fire
extinguishing
system.

AUDI A8L
SECURITY
ENGINE

W12 6.3-LITRE;
500HP
TORQUE

625NM
TOP SPEED

210KPH
PRICE

`11 CRORE
(EX-SHOWROOM)
INDIA LAUNCH

FEBRUARY 2016

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HYDERABAD SESSIONS

Hyderabad. Say it. You know the next word that pops into your mind is
biryani. Its OK, youre not the only one, but in the 21st century, forget Delhi or
Mumbai forget Bengaluru the realm of the Last Nizam is Indias new city on
the rise. For those of us not cool enough to be in the know, we set up in The Taj
Krishnas private Chambers, and gathered start-up maven Jay Kirloskar, sommelier
Suryaveer Singh, rising Tollywood star Tejus Kancherla, entrepreneur and culture
vulture Farhan Ashhar and GVK Director Krishna Bhupal ve of the citys nest
gentlemen, or yahoos, its not always clear to explain why youre soon going to be
hearing a lot more about little old laid-back Hyderabad
Photographed by ADIL HASAN Interviewed by DAVE BESSELING

In association with
Do you guys feel like youre
underdogs compared to
Mumbai or Delhi?
SINGH: In the Nineties,
Hyderabadwas only known for
itsbiryaniandthe Charminar,and
even we viewed it as a secondrung city. But in the last couple
of years, its made its own
personality.
KIRLOSKAR: In 2016, were the
big doggies now.
KANCHERLA: Two years ago, we had three

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places to go out. It was like Oh

my god, dude, the same place
again? but slowly
SINGH: Do you remember
whenSubwaywas the most
happening place?Or was it Caf
Coffee Day?
KIRLOSKAR: It wasBarista
actually. On road Number 1.
ASHHAR: BeforeBarista,
espresso was something
you got atSangeettheatre. It
was a machine which gave out
extremely frothy milk coffee, which we used to

LOCATION: THE CHAMBERS/TAJ KRISHNA HYDERABAD

From left:
Suryaveer Singh, Krishna
Bhupal, Tejus Kancherla, Jay
Kirloskar and Farhan Ashhar

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theres the old city, theres

beautifularchitecture.Falaknuma,
which is one of the most beautiful
palaces in the world. TheresSalar
Jung Museum, Golkonda. This
is a huge foodie city but the best
places are always hidden away in
certainpockets.
SINGH:The hole-in-thewallplaces in Charminar are
still the best. Just never go to
the kitchen. You dont want to see
that. Stay at your table and eat
your food.
KIRLOSKAR: If you ever see a guy
in Hyderabad with abs, hes not
Hyderabadi.

Youre pretty thin for a biryani

lover.
KIRLOSKAR: Thank you. I keep it to the
weekends, the binge days.

BHUPAL: If you can see your feet, youre

not Hyderabadi.
SINGH: But whats new is this huge culture
of working out. A lot of my friends go to the
gym almost every day.

JAY KIRLOSKAR AND TEJUS KANCHERLA

call espresso. The real espresso at Barista was

a completely different thing. The guy would
ask you twice, Do you really want espresso?
Thats the only thing you recognized on the
menu, but you just couldnt take the real thing
it was so strong.

Thats very quaint. So those days

are gone?

How do you explain the change?

BHUPAL: For one, we now probably have
the best infrastructure of any major city in
India. In terms of business and commerce,
KRISHNA BHUPAL

whove come down and theyre like, Dude,

what the fuck. I never expected Hyderabad to
be like this.
SINGH: The culture has changed so much.
Our generation is one of the irst to go out
drinking. Theres no curfew anymore. Before,
it was like, 11 oclock and goodnight. Before,
the typical Hyderabadi night was, What are
you doing? Lets go for a drive. Lets go and
have ice cream.
BHUPAL: I remember a time when, to have a
drink, youd drive out behind the old airport
and there was this wall along the runway.
You would have to actually jump on the wall
and sit there with your drink, and you would
watch the planes take off. This was before 9/11
and there was no security.
KIRLOSKAR: Earlier, the feeling was,
whenever you go out, you see the same people
all the time. But now youre bumping into
people from Delhi, Bihar, Kashmir and theyre
all working here. Its becoming a very diverse
city. Expats are also moving in. For people
who want to see the culture of Hyderabad,
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KANCHERLA: I have so many friends

its probably going to be the next big thing.

Within the next ive years, for sure. This is
deinitely the place to be.

Do people compare the city with

Bangalore a lot?
KIRLOSKAR: They do.
SINGH: We were ighting for Bill Clinton
to come to Hyderabad and when he did, we
were like Yes! [Laughs]
ASHHAR: The comparison is deinitely there.
Bangalorestarted off being the IT hub andgot
aheadstart. But now with the wholestart-up
ecosystem moving here, I think Hyderabad
will eventually surpass Bangalore.
SINGH: People think this city is a bit laidback, but its probably one of, if not the
most, entrepreneur-friendly cities in India at
the moment.

And how is Hyderabad stealing the

big guys the Googles, the Amazons
from Bangalore?
BHUPAL: If any big company wants to set up
a business here, the government sets up an
approval window of 30 days wherein youll
get a Yes or a No. If they dont give you an
answer, its considered a Yes. Plus, the land
being allotted is apparently very cheap.
ASHHAR: And, theres this thing calledSarfe-Khas,which is essentially the kings
land that surrounded Hyderabad. When
the Nizams government was taken over
by India, that became government land.
Its one of the few cities that has this
kind of government land on which the
Microsoft campus, etc, can come up.

And what about Tollywood? How

does the ilm industry here compare
to others?
KANCHERLA: Our market is very small
compared to Bollywood, but we spend at
least as much, or more, on making a ilm. Its
just that the actors remuneration there is
way more than here. With a 100-crore ilm,
or a 200-crore ilm, Aamir Khan takes, say,
60 crores, and a guy like Rajinikanth in Tamil
cinema takes 40 crores. A guy like Mahesh
Babu takes 20 crores. Thats the difference.
KIRLOSKAR: Were in the presence of
future Tollywood royalty here. Maybe in ten
years...
SINGH: I would say ive
KANCHERLA: I think maybe six or seven
[Laughs]

And in the South, you guys

shoot in three languages at the same
time, right?

FARHAN ASHHAR

SURYAVEER SINGH

The whole startup ecosystem

is here. I think
Hyderabad will
eventually surpass
Bangalore
KANCHERLA: I was the irst actor to
be launched in three languages in one
ilm. I had to do Kannada, Telugu and
Tamil. Each scene in each language. And
the Telugu ilm industry was actually
based out of Chennai for a long time. Its NTR
who is usually credited with moving it here,
because he established the irst big studios
and then the Annapurna studios came. Can I
have a whisky please?

When did it move to Hyderabad?

ASHHAR: In the Sixties. There were still
movies being made in both places. And you
know that Tollywood is a slur, dont you?

Why?
ASHHAR: Because its in comparison with
Hollywood, right? We have our own culture,
our own stories to tell, our own ways of looking
at ilms. Its not a me-too. Its a complete thing
in itself, with its own individuality.
SINGH: Im just glad we dont have a
big Tollywood sign in Hyderabad.
KIRLOSKAR: But then youd have a new
place where Hyderabadis can go for a drive.
Someone would probably open a bar there.
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THE BIG CHILL

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BY ALANNA MITCHELL

THE STRANGE TALE OF AN ILL-FATED

VICTORIAN EXPEDITION TO THE ARCTIC
AND WHAT IT TELLS US ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE

TALK
arlier this week I was at a museum in Toronto,
watching an archaeologist tenderly handle the hilt
of a British naval oficers sword recovered from
the wreck of a ship that went missing in the Arctic
during Queen Victorias reign.
Its pommel was a lions head, that icon of Britishness. Its
grip was wound in sharkskin, fastened with gold.
The ship was HMS Erebus, whose captain, Sir John
Franklin, set sail in 1845 with 128 men to further the glory of
the British Empire, by traversing the last uncharted stretch of
the Northwest Passage, a shortcut trade route across the top
of North America that bypassed the long slog around the tip
of South America.
The wreck of the Erebus was found in 2014, submerged for
more than a century-and-a-half in the ocean near Adelaide
Peninsula, just north of the Canadian mainland. Her sister
ship, the HMS Terror,
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SCIENCE

TALK

RECENTLY, WE COULDNT EVEN

FIND SEA ICE TO SHOW THE KIDS.
THERE WAS JUST WATER, AS FAR AS THE
EYE COULD SEE. IN FACT, IT WAS SO WARM
THAT WE FILLED THE SWIMMING POOL
ON THE SHIPS DECK WITH SEA WATER
AND LET THE KIDS FROLIC IN IT. SO
MUCH FOR THE IMMUTABLE
FROZEN ARCTIC

Actually, one of the few parts of the

southern Arctic Ocean that still freezes
up for years on end is the very bit
Victoria Strait where Franklins ships
got stuck. Unlucky, that Franklin.
Its not just the ice. Air temperatures
have warmed up by 4 degrees Celsius
on average. Mosquitoes, once unknown,
have become pestilential in places.
Polar bears, those icons of
Canadianness, which need to surf on the
sea ice to get to their food, are starving.
Scientists fear they are on the road to
being completely snuffed out. Walruses,
which need sea ice, now get stranded

on land by the thousands

from the lack of it. The last
time I saw walruses in the
lesh their bellies were
sunburned.
The thing is that the
Arctic is the thermostat for
the planet. When its cold,
it helps cool things down.
When it warms up, so does
the globe. The warmth
feeds the warmth. In their
less guarded moments, this
is what climate scientists
refer to as a runaway train.
That sword hilt from
the wreck got me thinking
about what else has
changed. And that led
me to Louie Kamookak,
an Inuit who grew up
on the Arctic island the
doomed men marched
across in their threadbare
regimentals. He took me
around the area a few
months ago, showing me
the bones of some of the
fallen, just lying there,
not yet catalogued by any
oficial archaeologists.
Kamookak has spent a lifetime
listening to the stories of his greatgrandmother and other elders who
encountered Franklins men and their
remains, piecing together the tale of what
happened. His indings helped modern
Canadian scientists pinpoint the wreck.
British sailors were less open to
Inuit wisdom. Instead, they thought
they could import Victorian Britain to
the Arctic swashbuckling sword hilts
and all and impose it on the Inuit, the
ice, the frozen land. In the end, the lion
failed to roar. The ice got Franklin. But
so did colonizing hubris.
And those dandiied clothes.
Kamookak posted a picture on his
Twitter account recently noting that one
of the things that killed Franklins men
was their lack of warm clothing once
they abandoned ship. Theres a picture
of him, clad head to toe in sealskins,
toasty up there in the Arctic, protected
from whatever cold remains.
Alanna Mitchell is an award-winning Canadian
journalist, author and playwright, whose most
recent book is Franklins Lost Ship: The Historic
Discovery Of HMS Erebus, with co-author John
Geiger. She was in Mumbai last November
to perform the play she wrote based on her
international best-seller Sea Sick

IMAGE: GETTY IMAGES

remains lost. There were

no survivors. Few of the
mens corpses have been
recovered just some of
their bleached bones strewn
across the Arctic tundra,
bearing unmistakable signs
that their noble British
comrades had butchered
their bodies for meat.
It was the remorseless
Arctic ice that got Franklin
and his men. It held fast to
their ships without letting
go for a gruesome year-anda-half, during which time
Franklin died. Eventually,
the starving, frail men who
were still alive abandoned
ship, lurching across the
frozen Arctic desert in get
this inely woven woollen
coats, silk scarves and
smooth-soled leather shoes,
heaving the frippery of the
Empire in unwieldy sledges
behind them: scented
soaps; slippers; silverware;
a wooden clothes brush
veneered with ivory. The
only foodstuffs were
chocolate and tea.
Franklin would barely recognize the
Arctic today. The Industrial Revolution,
still mainly conined to the British Isles
when Franklin set sail, has galloped across
the world, fuelled by the excavated fossils
of plants and animals that lived millions
of years ago. As we burn these fossils
coal, oil, gas we put the carbon from
that ancient era into todays atmosphere,
where it collects, trapping heat against the
body of the planet.
All that extra heat destabilizes the
climate. And its hitting the Arctic harder
than anywhere else on Earth; the place
is in an outright melt. Now, cruise ships
and private yachts sail through a watery
Northwest Passage each summer.
I was there a few summers ago on a
scientiic cruise with some high school
students. Fifteen years ago, the same
programme used to set up overnight
camps on the ice for the students, a break
from ship-board life. The year I was there,
we couldnt even ind sea ice to show the
kids. There was just water, as far as the eye
could see. In fact, it was so warm that we
illed the swimming pool on the ships deck
with sea water and let the kids frolic in it.
So much for the immutable frozen Arctic.

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000
IDIOT GUY TAKES OVER
THE WORLD
id you read that story about the
Prime Minister? asks the young
man next to me. I stop my glass
midway to my mouth to do a
mental scan of the morning
headlines. Which story might he be talking
about? Each of the four newspapers I get
has a different slant on the aims and antics of
our government, but I dont recall any one of
them having anything to say about the man at
7 Race Course Road.
No, not our Prime Minister, he scornfully
says. The one at 10 Downing. The story in
question has nothing to do with governance.
It is a speculative piece more suited to the
gossip columns. And completely untrue.
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BY ANISH TRIVEDI

EVERYONE IS AN EXPERT
THESE DAYS
I ask his source, hinting at his closeness
to MI5 for having access to such documents.
It was on Facebook all day, he replies. And
witheringly tells me I really ought to be better
informed in this day and age.
Back when I was his age, we got our
news from news sources. Sources that
went to great lengths to report facts,
painstakingly veriied. Even American
television had standards. Well, some. But
unless you were the National Enquirer,
you understood that once you reported
something, you had better be able to defend
it. Now, anyone with the ability to share a
post can be the voice of authority.
In a world before the 140-character

capsule, people had few choices when it

came to airing their views. Apart from the
soapbox in Hyde Park, there were the op-ed
pages of the newspapers. And, for those
less lucky, the letter to the editor. And thats
the problem I have with technology today.
Theres plenty of opinion being voiced. With
very little editorial to curb it.
A few minutes spent on WordPress
gives you an instant blog. A mass mailer to
everyone in your address book guarantees
at least a few hundred visitors, for the irst
time, if nothing else. And then, like the
young man this evening, you can use social
occasions to sow your thoughts in the minds
of anyone wholl listen, prefacing each with
the phrase, As I said on Twitter today.
For the past year I havent had an
evening out where someone doesnt have
an opinion on everything from the ban on
beef in Maharashtra to the ban on liquor in
Bihar to the ban on speech in New Delhi. An
opinion unformed in facts or the law.
Theres the idiot woman who
bombarded a group chat with a story about
a kid in Bengaluru contracting HIV from
sugarcane juice at a streetside stall. Theres
the story about the former government
minister who has connections to the maia
how else would you explain his girlfriend.
Theres the story about the self-styled
swami whos sleeping with every starlet
in Bollywood, which explains why one of
them committed suicide. Theres the story
about Bruce Jenner now being a woman.
Oh. Wait. That ones true.
Whats worse is that this now forms
the basis for cocktail party conversation. A
decade ago, you could count on most men
to discuss nothing but the stock market and
their golf game, most women to discuss
children and the lack of good household
help. Now we waste the time it takes to drink
two whiskies analyzing the last edition of the
Arnab show.
I have often been told I was born two
generations too late. Quite possibly. But at
least my generation spoke about politics,
not always agreeing with the person we
were talking to. Our arguments were
about more than the RSS giving up shorts
for trousers. We talked about the best
hotel to stay at in a city, based on personal
experience, not a review on TripAdvisor.
We talked about the best place to get a
meal, having tasted it ourselves, and not
by lipping through a food blog written by
a kid who writes about the free meals he
gets. And, yes, we did read Playboy for
the articles.
We knew more about less. But that
trumps knowing nothing about a lot. Which
is where todays gentleman is gravitating.
I now have a rule for conversation at my
dining table. No politics. No religion. No
cricket. And if you must gossip, it had better
be about someone I know.
For the rest, post it. And as soon as
Facebook adds a middle inger icon, Ill give
you my opinion on yours.
Anish Trivedi last updated his blog in 2010. Hed
like to now, but has forgotten the password

ILLUSTRATION: ROHAN HANDE

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GENETICS

TALK

000
FAMILY MATTERS
BY SIDDHARTHA MUKHERJEE

IMAGE: GETTY IMAGES

AN INTIMATE HISTORY OF MENTAL

ILLNESS AND THE GENE
n the winter of 2012, I travelled from
Delhi to Calcutta to visit my cousin Moni.
My father accompanied me, as a guide
and companion, but he was a sullen
and brooding presence, lost in a private
anguish that I could sense only dimly. My
father is the youngest of ive brothers, and
Moni is his irst-born nephew the eldest
brothers son. Since 2004, when he was 40,
Moni has been conined to an institution
for the mentally ill (a lunatic home, as
my father calls it), with a diagnosis of
schizophrenia. He is kept densely medicated
awash in a sea of assorted antipsychotics
and sedatives and has an attendant watch,
bathe and feed him through the day.
My father has never accepted Monis
diagnosis. Over the years, he has waged
a lonely countercampaign against the
psychiatrists charged with his nephews care,
hoping to convince them that their diagnosis
was a colossal error, or that Monis broken
psyche would somehow magically mend
itself. My father has visited the institution
in Calcutta twice once without warning,
hoping to see a transformed Moni, living a
secretly normal life behind the barred gates.
But my father knew and I knew that
there was more than just avuncular love
at stake for him in these visits. Moni is not
the only member of my fathers family with
mental illness. Of my fathers four brothers,
two not Monis father, but two of Monis
uncles suffered from various unravellings
of the mind. Madness, it turns out, has been
among the Mukherjees for at least two
generations, and at least part of my fathers
reluctance to accept Monis diagnosis lies in
my fathers grim recognition that some kernel
of the illness may be buried, like toxic waste,
in himself. In 1946, Rajesh, my fathers thirdborn brother, died prematurely in Calcutta.
He was 22 years old. The story runs that he
was stricken with pneumonia after spending
two nights exercising in the winter rain
but the pneumonia was the culmination of
another sickness. Rajesh had once been the
most promising of the brothers the nimblest,
the supplest, the most charismatic, the most

energetic, the most beloved and idolized by my

father and his family.
My grandfather had died a decade earlier
in 1936 he had been murdered following
a dispute over mica mines leaving my
grandmother to raise ive young boys.
Although not the oldest, Rajesh had stepped
rather effortlessly into his fathers shoes. He
was only 12 then, but he could have been 22:
his quick-ire intelligence was already being
cooled by gravity, the brittle self-assuredness
of adolescence already annealing into the selfconidence of adulthood.
But in the summer of 46, my father recalls,
Rajesh had begun to behave oddly, as if a
wire had been tripped in his brain. The most
striking change in his personality was his
volatility: good news triggered uncontained
outbursts of joy, often extinguished only
through increasingly acrobatic bouts of
physical exercise, while bad news plunged him
into inconsolable desolation. The emotions
were normal in context; it was their extreme
range that was abnormal. By the winter of
that year, the sine curve of Rajeshs psyche
had tightened in its frequency and gained
in its amplitude. The its of energy, tipping
into rage and grandiosity, came often and
more iercely, and the sweeping undertow
of grief that followed was just as strong. He
ventured into the occult organizing sances
and planchette sessions at home, or meeting
his friends to meditate at a crematorium at
night. I dont know if he self-medicated in
the Forties, the dens in Calcuttas Chinatown
had ample supplies of opium from Burma and
Afghani hashish to calm a young mans nerves
but my father recollects an altered brother:
fearful at times, reckless at others, descending
and ascending steep slopes of mood, irritable
one morning and overjoyed the next (that
word: overjoyed. Used colloquially, it signals
something innocent: an ampliication of joy.
But it also delineates a limit, a warning, an
outer boundary of sobriety. Beyond overjoy, as
we shall see, there is no over-overjoy; there is
only madness and mania).
The week before the pneumonia, Rajesh
had received news of a strikingly successful
performance in his college exams and elated
had vanished on a two-night excursion,
supposedly exercising at a wrestling camp.
When he returned, he was boiling up with a
fever and hallucinating. It was only years later,
in medical school, that I realized that Rajesh
was likely in the throes of an acute manic
phase. His mental breakdown was the result
of a near-textbook case of manic-depression
bipolar disease.
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POP CULTURE

TALK

000
GEEZER CHIC: THE
GOLDEN AGE OF AGE
BY CAITY WEAVER

ITS TAKEN CENTURIES, BUT

BEING OLD IS FINALLY COOL
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ust as its impossible to know

precisely when that minor bald
patch began to annex your entire
scalp, its hard to pinpoint the exact
moment when being old became
a hot new trend in America. Was
it when Hollywoods newest bombshell,
Jennifer Lawrence, confessed that Larry
David (age: 68) gets her blood lowing
below the belt? Maybe when the face
of Supreme Court justice Ruth Bader
Ginsburg (age: 83) became ubiquitous on
the onesies of our nations toddlers?
Remember the 2008 presidential
election, when it was actually cooler

to be a handsome young black man

from Chicago than a 71-year-old
grandpa from Arizona? No longer.
Democrats are aching for Hillary and
Bernie to join forces a ticket that
would have a combined age of 142.
In 2016, the Republican spotlight has
settled not on a charismatic 44-year-old
Latino, but instead on a raving lunatic
whos a decade into his eligibility for
early-bird discounts.
How can eager geezers jump on
this trend? Geezer Chic can be tricky
to nail just right. Embrace the lifestyle
prematurely and youre just a boring

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The Geezer Chic Continuum

middle-aged person (Ted Cruz). Go

too old and you risk seeming as
enfeebled as you will soon be. Its all
about striking the right balance of
gravitas and joie de in de vivre. Below,
our guide to nailing Geezer Chic for
retirees who want to make friends and
inluence young people.
DO: Be 68 or older.
No one embodied the allure of
the senior citizen better than Mark
Twain, who spent his twilight years
bolting through society events in
head-to-toe lightning white. As Twain
once observed, Before seventy we
are merely respected, at best, and
we have to behave all the time
But after seventy we are respected,
esteemed, admired, revered and dont
have to behave unless we want to. In
your eighth decade, faults magically
transform into quirks or even charms,
if youre really lucky.
To put a iner point on it, if we assume
a generation spans 25 years, the golden
number for Geezer Chic is actually
68 at least for politicians (Narendra
Modi is 65). At 68, candidates are two
generations removed from the new crop
of 18-year-old voters. They have more in
common with these kids grandparents
(who send gifts of money on birthdays)
than with their parents (who are
disappointed in them). People between
the ages of 35 and 67 too young to be
old, too old to be young exist in the
no mans land between chic and Geezer
Chic. People younger than 35 are too
young to be legally elected president but
tend to make excellent DJs.
DO NOT: Attempt to slay
your way into baes squad using
basic af slang.
If there is a lesson to be gleaned
from the 2016 presidential campaign,
it is this: America still really likes The
Apprentice. If there is a second lesson,
it is this: Nothing is sweatier than an
uncool person trying to shoehorn
slang into his or her speech patterns.
For one thing, cool young people
dont even know what a shoehorn
is theyre walking around all day
in cushy Nike Roshes so the very
act is incomprehensible. Its true that
Clintons Yaaas, Hillary! campaign
merchandise got people talking, but
in the same way that wearing a thong
Speedo to a christening might. All day,
every day, millennials weather a nuclear
bombardment of targeted ads designed

Whos pulling off peak old? Who just

seems out of it? Charting the
spectrum, from lame to lit

Morgan Freeman
Eight decades
in, hes more
dapper than ever.
By the time hes
100, he will have
transformed into
a bottle of 1937
Chteau Latour
Bordeaux.
Age: 78

Ruth Bader
Ginsburg
Nodded off at
work, during the
2015 US State Of
The Union. While
sleepy frailty
isnt badass, her
excuse I wasnt
100 per cent
sober was.
Age: 83

Pope Benedict
XVI
Quit because
he was too old.
Imagine being
too old to be
Pope.
Age: 10,000 (?)

Hillary Clinton
Was primed to
be the Geezer
Chic icon, but
overnight
her youthful
pandering
became a punch
line. Bae was no
longer on fleek.
Age: 68

Bernie
Sanders
With his spunsugar hair,
rumpled suits
and grumpy
scolding, he is
the epitome of
anti-chic chic.
Age: 74

to anticipate, tease out and exploit their

innermost urges. (Thats how Facebook
sells Sherpa throws.) As a result, they
have built up strong immunities to
attempts at ingratiation.
DO: Play up how little you have
in common with these youths.
Millennials were reared in an echo
chamber of criticisms about how
coddled, feckless and incompetent they
are. Millennials are also personally
acquainted with many millennials, and
therefore know irsthand how coddled,
feckless and incompetent they are. The
average Generation Yer wouldnt trust
their best friend to own and operate
a Jamba Juice, let alone serve as
Commander-in-Chief.
A savvy geezer understands that
the way to earn a young persons trust
is to adopt a diametrically opposite
demeanour. If the youth voting bloc is
optimistic, be crotchety. (You are micd,
so theres no need to shout.) If its tactful,
be blunt. If its lashy and appearanceoriented, comb your hair with a broken
pen you refuse to throw away because
youre frugal. But if youre a good
feminist and theyre bad feminists,
DONT TELL THEM. They dont want
to be lectured on feminism (by feminist
icons).
DO NOT: Keep those hard
candies that look like strawberries
in your pocket and hand them out
to people.
People dont like those.
DO: Reference historical
milestones you were alive to see.
Todays young people are nostalgia
junkies. Nothing gives them a greater
thrill than remembering something
that already happened, particularly if it
was on television in the Nineties. Many
things, however, happened before
the Nineties and thats where a chic
geezer can lex and impress.
Good memories will place the
storyteller in reasonable proximity to a
pivotal moment of American history: the
time he joined Dr King for the March on
Washington; the moment she learned
the Equal Pay Act of 1963 had been
passed. But be wary of reaching too far
back. A careless mention of something
too antiquated a childhood friend
contracting rickets, your cello lessons
with a gruff Civil War veteran risks
making you sound like you probably
should have died on the Titanic.
Caity Weaver is a writer and editor for GQ US

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obscure nook of the Sahyadris, Benny Tamil Fever Dayal is pumped
about re-introducing Bengaluru-based musician Brodha V as the Genghis
of Indian Rap. At a simulated club space closer to the dark stillness of Salter
Lake, another bunch of festival-goers are popping vigorously to the dub, folk and
commercial beats that three DJs are streaming into their wireless headphones.
Our beer-soaked friend, having righted himself enough to achieve eye contact and get a
nod from Humble, escalates his gyrate-swivel-whoop routine, lassoing blissfully into the dark
while Humble incants, Some sucka ass sucka stepped up to me, not a real fan, just a male groupie,
didnt know my rhymes but still called me his favourite INDIAN MC.
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After an hour of rapping about everything

from #BlackLivesMatter to gay rights to
revolutions, Humble spits the irst rhyme hed
ever written, way back in 2007, when he was still
known, in limited circles, as a spoken-word poet:
I spit hard, I spit hard as a Samurai, rip shit hit
quick run pit bottomless, Dont ever start with
this, Its better to work with all of this, Never try
to trot with this, Gotta run with my heart in it,
he slams over the dubstep.
The set winds down around 11pm, and
Humble thanks the audience for listening to
his music, asks everyone to subscribe to his
YouTube channel (130k) and Twitter feed (58.1k)
and buy his books; and then requests the crowd
for a selie for his Instagram page (201k). Mr Big
Fan, and the rest of the crowd, gleefully oblige.
Yeah, that guy really did enjoy himself,
Humble smiles, groggy-eyed, inger-combing
his trademark chest-length beard. Were at his
hotel room the next afternoon, his red checkered
shirt and black denims replaced with boxer
shorts and a Humble the Poet tee. Instead of
Wayfarers and a mic in his face, his right hand
tilts himself a sip of Bisleri.
Wild night? I ask.
Nah, I dont drink. I chilled for a bit at the
festival, watched a ilm at the open-air theatre,

but I came back early and watched TV till 7am.

Face time actual, real face time with
Humble is a strange experience. Despite the fact
that he lives in Toronto and weve never met, I
feel like I know him intimately. I know how hes
dealt with heartbreak, bullies, racism. I know
what he thinks of President Obama (cool),
Justin Trudeau (surprisingly cool) and Indian
politics (so Game Of Thrones: One step forward,
three steps back). I know that his real trip, when
he visited Peru, was on ayahuasca something
he opens up about in his latest crowdfunded
book, Unlearn: Beneath The Surface. I (and
974,391 others) have watched him get the map of
pre-Partition Punjab inked on his neck.
Right now, Humble looks exhausted its easy
to peg it on jetlag. He lew in from Toronto to
Mumbai yesterday morning, headed straight to
Lonavla, and busted out that glitch-free set after
a few hours of rehearsals with DJ Uri. I actually
pulled a muscle last night onstage, early in the
set. I couldnt rap or jump as much as I wanted
to after that. Makes you realize you gotta train
like an athlete for this job, he sighs. There I
was, with no plans to travel or tour this year at
all. Just wanted to write: books, songs, whatever.
And yet, here I am. But I like this alternative sort
of vibe at festivals.

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A second-gen Punjabi, and the only son of a cab driver and a

factory worker-turned-housewife, Humble now performs around
the world, travelling more in one year than in the rest of his life.
He has crowdfunded, written and published two motivational
books and done cameo roles in ilms like Deepa Mehtas Beeba
Boys, where he plays himself in a cast of Punjabi gangsters in
Vancouver. But his primary occupation, as of now, is vlogging,
his videos beginning with the incantation: Ive got 10 years to
ill a stadium, but only two minutes to ill your cranium. Hes
done hundreds of them, neatly iled under Music, Hotel Rants,
#UnLearn, Collabs, Relationships, Happiness and Spoken Word.
YouTubes fantastic! he says. When I began, I didnt even
know people were making money off it. I just found that theres
a community of people creating original content, and people
from around the world were talking to each other, like people in
Hawaii and Australia and France, and I just wanted to be a part of
that world.
Fast forward eight years: Some might still dismiss YouTube
as a wasteland of adolescent crap, but that hasnt stopped
people from building careers even empires off it. Look at
PewDiePie (43 million subscribers), the 26-year old Swede who
earned $12 million just in 2015 from videos of himself playing
videogames. TheFineBros (13.8 million subscribers), a pair of
American comedians, are now making React To That, a TV show
for Nickelodeon that features
people of all kinds reacting to
all kinds of videos. And then
theres Lilly ||Superwoman||
Singh, a YouTube phenom
in her own league. With
around 8.5 million subscribers
rooting for her, shes making
appearances on late-night
chat shows, talking about her
25-city tour, A Trip To Unicorn
Island (#AT2UI). Jimmy
Fallons face relects your
feelings on the matter: utter
astonishment that a girl who
started out making mediumfunny vlogs dissing her
brown parents and the Indian

Such logistics are a real

concern for a musician who
earned his fame off YouTube,
and whose job hinges on
industriously producing
content. How do you do it
when youre trotting out your
hits on stages all around the
world? Humble spent the larger part of 2015 on the road, touring
with ||Superwoman|| across 25 cities. He also spent last spring at
SXSW, that musical mecca for disruptors and unicorns of all
sorts.
Work trips to India are a regular affair for the 34-yearold Canadian since he jammed with Midival Punditz on The
Dewarists and at NH7 Weekender 2011. Hes collaborated with
Sound Avatar, Sicklip and DJ Uri, and hes fairly well-connected
with the indie scene here. But did the audience last night seem
familiar with his work? Humble cant tell. They seemed to be
having fun, he says, and thats all that matters: Its one thing
Ive learned as a performer youre here for the audience, youre
putting on a show for them, no matter if its one or 1,000 people.

emember 2008? Lehman Brothers? 26/11? The

iPhone 3G? Thats when Kanwar Singh, an
elementary school math teacher, was setting up a
webcam and a YouTube channel in his bedroom
in the Toronto suburb of Brampton not far from
Russell Peters old stomping grounds.
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"As a performer,
you're here for
the audience,
you're putting on a
show for them, no
matter if it's one
or 1,000 people"

immigrant life gets to cameo in Bad Moms, the upcoming Judd

Apatow ilm with Mila Kunis and Christina Applegate.
I dont have famous friends, Humble says magnanimously.
I have friends who got famous. Hes referring to a tribe of
second-gen Punjabis from Toronto making careers from YouTube:
Twenty-somethings from middle-class immigrant families in
Brampton and Scarborough, deeply connected to their roots
(because you dont have a choice in brown fams), not quite itting
in but highly aware of the multicultural climate theyre born
into. Theres 25-year-old Amandeep Kang, whose channel has
morphed from AKakaAmazing to AKTV on the back of nearly
150,000 subscribers. His irst video was of him reviewing
a shitty Punjabi rap song because he was hella bored after
pushing carts at Costco. It got him 1,000 views overnight, just
in Brampton. If theres one thing hes thankful for, hes said, its
not living in Punjab: Because, hes hella sure smack addiction
wouldve ruined him and his generation.
Theres Jasmeet Singh, aka JusReign, 26, with almost 700,000
subscribers, a regular spot at YouTube Fanfests and now roles in
Canadian and Punjabi ilms. His irst video was called 25 things
in my room, in which he literally picks up and names 25 objects
in his room, including a Camaara and a Caculater. The video
now has almost 300,000 views. The irst comment: At 0.00 a
legend was born.

Humbles fanbase isnt quite hitting the numbers of his

hometown clan, but he doesnt see that as a weakness. His
current output mostly consists of counselling his young audience
on life: stuff like how to spot fake friends, how to be stupid,
things you can learn from Kim Kardashian (Shes a perfect
example that life isnt what happens to you, its how you deal with
it). And he spouts motivational rhymes over covers of popular
songs. I can rap about my feelings, my thoughts and anxieties,
which is what I always wanna do, but now I do it over, say, a
Taylor Swift song, because people like her, Humble says. Pop
music isnt trash or garbage; its simple and people connect to it a
lot more.
Those listening keenly to Humbles original rap without
getting distracted by his bushy bandit beard will realize that
his songs are about serious stuff. As a writer, I can help people
make sense of their own thoughts and feelings. I can simplify
things that are complex for other people. The irst time I ever
shared anything [on YouTube], the reaction I got was Oh, we are
feeling that as well!. At the time of composing Baagi, his irst
solo to go viral, Humble says he was inluenced by Kanye West.
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy had just dropped, and he was
doing all these crazy things. Fashion shows and whatnot, he
says. Thats what I wanted to do. Not get famous, but bring ideas
to life.

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n 2014, Humble the

Poet joined forces
with old friend and
work soulmate Lilly
||Superwoman|| Singh
for the irst time, and
ced #LEH (Translation:
Whatevs), a song that got over
12 million views while poking
fun at its key TG. A year later
came IVIVI (3 million-andcounting views): A pumping
rap track spun over iktara
twangs and dhol and bass
beats, a tribute to the denizens of the 416 area code (IVIVI, get it?),
Torontos multiculturalism and the delights of being global natives.
I get to experience these two songs live at the YouTube Fan Fest
in Mumbai, two weeks after The Lost Party. Humble had left the
country and then returned for the show, but only as part of Lilly
Singhs entourage. The YTFF is a world away from where we last
met: Swap that idyllic lakeside spot for the NSCI domes steel and
glass; a hipster YA crowd for screaming teenage girls; and Humbles
lumberjack look for some proper Punjabi bling: A blue and gold
brocade kurta, multiple strings of pearls and mojris. Fitting. This is
no hobo music festival; this is the motherships annual gala.
Earlier in the day, there was a red-carpet meet-and-greet
planned for the fans. The squeals got supersonic when Kurt
Hugo Schneider, Connor Franta, Kanan Gill walked by, highiving their fans, grinning for the occasional selie. But when Lilly
Singh turned up, the kids fell all over themselves just to touch
her hand. Once upon a time, like until a decade ago, that kind of

"Lilly Singh hit a million

subscribers and the question
was: Do I want to be popular
to the point I need security to
step out?"
fandom was reserved for Michael Jackson.
In the inal ten minutes of YTFF, Humble arrives with a gang
of B-Boys and sets up the stage for Lilly Singh. Not that she
needs it: The moment she enters, in a pink kurta matching his,
shoulders a-pop, astride an autorickshaw, the stadium erupts.
The duo have all the bounce and verve thats expected of
them, and the sets over before you know it, but everyones too
emotional to have noticed Lillys voice crack.
The Unicorn Island tour with Lilly last year was amazing, says
Humble. I even have a new tattoo to mark the memory. On his
right leg, 14 customized paper planes, one for each person on the
AT2UI team. Lilly still hasnt illed hers in yet. She was supposed
to do something nice, but she just doesnt have the time.
Being good friends with Lilly has shown me a lot about
where YouTube can take you, he continues. Like she was telling
me that she hit a million subscribers recently and the question
was: Do I want that for myself? Do I want to be popular to the
point that I need security to step out?
ll this attention has come off what he calls the pill:
Telling the bitter truth about life. Ive always been
about making the pill, he says. Now I just mix a lot
of apple sauce into it. The irst solo video I put up as
Humble was just a black screen, with a voiceover of
me rapping about issues in the Punjabi community
in Canada, Humble remembers, sitting up straight on a grey couch
in his no-frills Lonavla hotel room. It was an experiment, but I went
to a party a couple days later and this guy I know complimented me
on it. There was no way he couldve known it was me, except for
my voice, of course, but thats when I realized people were paying
attention. And paying attention they are, particularly halfway
around the globe in India, where Canadas Punjabi vloggers are
extremely popular in a market otherwise dominated by AIB and
TVF (about 1.5 million YouTube subscribers each).
There were no mentorships, no handbook, when we signed
up for this. You gotta learn as you go, people can only share what
they go through. Lillys like, You need to have an audience if you
wanna put upwhat you want, Humble grumbles. I can have my
exposure to her million fans, but they can see that what Ive created
is different. So for every 100 people that come to me from her, may
be only one connects with me. And Im okay with that. I just dont
wanna be popular off a lie and have to depend on living that lie to
maintain my popularity.
So whats the point? What keeps a 34-year-old churning out vlog
after vlog, scribbling poems, posting memes on Instagram, without
any chips on my shoulder?
Ill forever do it to impress the ladies, Humble shrugs. Its an
icebreaker, right? The hardest thing for any guy to do is introduce
yourself to a girl. So if you put yourself in a situation where you
dont have to do that it makes life easier.

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WHAT A GLORIOUS
TIME TO BE EVIL!

ILLUSTRATION

ARTHUR ADAMS
LETTERING

TRAVIS W SIMON

PRAXIS OF EVIL!

How to Tell Whos

Really Villain-y

TAYLOR SWIFT

SHAKTI KAPOOR

JEFF BEZOS

Have you SEEN the

Bad Blood video?!
Its T-Swift and her
combat-ready model
army. Bow down.

No one whos been so

consistenly this much
of a goddamn goofball
for so long can be
considered truly evil.

Amazons sweatshop:
no picnic. But the
shrouded 10,000-year
clock in the desert is
super-villain genius.

It aint easy being mean. Or, more to the point,

fantastically mean while trying to rule the universe.
Heres a handy chart of who makes the (enrichedplutonium) grade.CLAY SKIPPER
FUN-EVIL!

Awesome
Moments in
Villainous
Non-Apology
ROBERT
DURST

KIND OF A DICK

THE ULTIMATE

BE -A- BA D- GU Y
KIT
Ever cracked open a
Hammacher Schlemmer
catalogue, full of drones
and espresso-machine
camcorders, and thought,
Who buys this shit?!
Villains. Thats who.

What the
hell did I
do? Killed
them all, of
course.

Treadmill desk!
Theres just something
evil-mastermind-y
about these.

PR OF ILE S IN EVI L

IS THE LEX LUTHOR OF OUR TIME

When, exactly, did Donald Trump cross over
going from rank assholery into real-deal,
cant-not-watch, like-chugging-spoiled-milk
super-villain evil? If we had to place it, it
started after he called the good people of
Mexico rapists, but definitely before he called
for a ban on all Muslims. Because whats so
delightful about Trumps villainy is how lazy it
is how drowsily he shifted from hollering
about his BEST AND CLASSIEST campaign

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to pure, raw racism and misogyny. Maybe

Donald Trump hates women, and Muslims,
and our socialist Kenyan president. (Okay, he
definitely does.) But the super-villain-y part is
that he didnt reeeally hate them until it was
politically expedient. Trump is truly the villain
we deserve in 2016 and not because he
wants to take over the world. Its because hes
after something far, far scarier: applause.
SAM SCHUBE

Electric cat shaver!

Turn any cat into
a hairless cat.

DICK CHENEY

Principle is
okay up
to a certain
point but
principle
doesnt do
any good
if you
lose.
MAGGIE LANGE

Digital picture frame!

An impulse buy
before you offed your
whole family.

Magic 8-Ball!
It has only one
answer: Yes do it.
Thousand per cent.

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Moments in
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LANCE
ARMSTRONG
Raised hundreds of
millions for cancer!
On the other hand,
a decade of lies.

MORE OF A DICK

ELON MUSK

DAN BILZERIAN

KIM JONG-UN

BIKRAM

Only wants to nuke

the poles of Mars
to make it humanhabitable. Still: Wants
to nuke Mars, people!

Lives like a villain

(private planes, naked
women, piles of cash,
goats)but with
no real kingdom. Yet.

Rodmans homeboy
has nukes, oppressive
rule, and worst
of all? a self-given
nickname.

Were fed up with

people who offer us
health regimens and
use their powers to

DRUNK ON THEIR OWN POWER

PR OF ILE S IN EVI L

IS THE SUPERMAN OF MEANNESS

Vladimir Putin learned everything
he knows from the Bart Simpson school of
diplomacy (also, the KGB). Take a 2007
meeting with the notoriously dog-phobic
Angela Merkel, to which Putin brought his
enormous dog. I wanted to do something
nice for her! he innocently trilled. When
hes not banning homosexuality, free
speech, swearing, bacon, cheese, yoga,

sex-ed, punk rock, undesirable

organizations, porn, discussion of his
palace and everything else we hold dear, he
enjoys cuddling tigers in Siberia while his
former-gymnast girlfriend and formersupermodel personal photographer look
on. Hope neither is wearing synthetic lace
another thing he declared an enemy of the
state. LAUREN LARSON

JUST THE WORST

V IL L A IN C R IB S !
Some Real Lairs of
the Super-Evil

WHERE Zurich
WHAT FIFAs actually underground
meeting room. Lit by UFO?
OVERHEARD Bulbs out again, Sepp.

WHERE Under water

WHAT Vladimir Putins pod-sized
submarine for (planted) treasure
extraction
OVERHEARD You know, Pieter,
I invented water.

WHERE Ashburn, Virginia

WHAT Conference room at Heckler &
Koch, German gun behemoth
OVERHEARD Thanks for joining us in
the Zombie Apocalypse Room
while the Conceal-and-Carry Room
undergoes minor renovations.

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PLAY

RICHARD
NIXON

Well, when
the
President
does it,
that means
that it is
not illegal.

PROFILES IN EVIL

Awesome
Moments in
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Non-Apology

IS MORE BOND-VILLAIN-Y THAN

A BOND VILLAIN
Three things well say about
Sepp Blatter: Hes only just
been sidelined as FIFA prez,
hes an infamously crooked
exec, and hes truly one
hook-hand away from Bond
villaindom. The evidence: He
spent years helming a shadowy
organization that commands
unfathomable power but is
not ruled by any government.
He bros around on weekends
with Vladimir Putin and the
Emir of Qatar, not the most
exemplary guys in the human-

BASHAR
AL-ASSAD

rights department. He once

commissioned a propaganda
film to celebrate his own
legacy. And hes even got a
hard-to-place European accent
plus that brought-to-you-byIan Fleming name. His major
gift to soccer, besides
embroiling it in bribery
scandal? Suggesting women
players wear sluttier uniforms
with tighter shorts. Still,
that doesnt just make him a
super-villain. It also makes him
an asshole. FREDDIE CAMPION

No
government
in the
world kills
its people.
Unless its
led by
a crazy
person.

MY HEART WILL GO ON
OR SH E DI ES !
Happens every six months: Incredibly Famous Pop Star X
gets paid egregious sum of blood money to flounce around
for Despot Ys birthday. Our favourite hitmaker-dictator
pairings. SAM SCHUBE

TALENT
Nicki Minaj
EVIL GUY
Angolan president
Jos Eduardo dos
Santos
PAYDAY
$2 million

TALENT
Brit rockers Manic
Street Preachers
EVIL GUY
Cuban comrade-inchief Fidel Castro
PAYDAY
Charged 25 cents a
ticket for the love
of Marx!

TALENT
Justin Timberlake,
Taylor Swift and
Cline Dion
EVIL GUYS
The Walton family
PAYDAY
Technically:
nada. Really? Your
kids future.

TALENT
Kanye West
EVIL GUY
Number one Kazakh
human-rightsdestroyer Nursultan
Nazarbayev
PAYDAY
$3 million

MAGGIE LANGE

Must Love
Dolphins!
He may be totally down with some human
genocide, but get a Sarah McLachlan sadpuppy commercial in front of a supervillain and hes a blubbering wreck. A spin
through the creepiest zoo ever.MAGGIE LANGE

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KIM JONG-UN

Past the cruise ship and amusement park:

a private menagerie with rare camels and
1,000 ostriches!

Built lavish dolphinarium

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IL
PR OF ILE S IN EV

IS THE SUPER-TROLL WE DESERVE

(AND A KINDA-NOT-GREAT BOSS!)
Its not easy working for Martin Shkreli, the be-hoodied evildoer who jacks up drug prices
and was arrested for securities fraud last December. How do we know? We sent Drew
Magary inside Turing Pharmaceuticals to find out.

Nancy Retzlaff
CHIEF COMMERCIAL
OFFICER
My preference would be
that he sort of lay low.
But thats not Martin.

Steve Thomas
SENIOR SCIENTIST
Every time he went
on TV, people just took
less and less of a liking
[to him]. It was a really
interesting dynamic.

Edwin Urrutia
CFO
Martins a fun guy.
He was just trolling.
Theres nothing
wrong with that.

PROFILES IN EVIL

Eliseo Salinas
RESEARCH &
DEVELOPMENT
If I had had a magic
wand, I would have
touched him and said,
TWITTER IS OFF.

Michael Smith
BUSINESS
DEVELOPMENT
There were plenty
of times where Maybe
you dont have to apply
to be Bernie Sanderss
intern. Maybe you dont
have to pretend to break
your hand.

Ron Tilles
INTERIM CEO
[Ducks into office] Im a
little busy.

Steve Thomas
Hes sort of like a big
brother to me, maybe
even a father figure.

Martin Shkreli
Steves my favorite
employee. I shouldnt say
that out loud.

IS THE MOTHER OF ALL

SUPER-EVIL
Not since the Russian jeweller Faberg has a
person raked in as much money from their
eggs. Kris Jenner is directly responsible for
mankinds most popular entertainment
franchises, babies and iPhone apps, and by
insidious coup she seeped into our living
rooms nine years ago, as silent and sinister
as carbon monoxide, and shes been actually
achieving world domination ever since. In
terms of sheer power to alter human
existence, the public has no one (who does
not own nuclear weapons) to fear more than
Kris Jenner who may own nuclear
weapons! I think I saw them in her
Christmas display last year. CAITY WEAVER

VLADIMIR PUTIN

SADDAM HUSSEIN

ROBERT DURST

Lives for Siberian tigers raises em, names

em, sides with em when they go on killing
sprees in rural China.

Boasted family collection

of nine lions; saved his prison
bread for birds.

Collected fluffy malamutes,

all named Igor, to practice
(alleged) murders on.

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GQ CENTRAL

PALACE
GROUNDS
When youre in Srinagar to interview the states
most powerful statesmen, the Lalit Grand Palace
is the only place to meet them

Omar and Farooq Abdullah get comfortable

uilt by Maharaja Pratap Singh in 1910 on the east side of

Srinagar, The Lalit overlooks the placid Dal Lake, ringed by
snow-capped Himalayan peaks. Kashmirs famous vista is
right outside your window a view only topped by looking back
at the former palace from the apple orchards that line the road
leading to the entrance. Once a meeting place for the Father of Our
Nation and Maharaja Hari Singh, today the Lalit retains its past
royal feel, from the palatial suites down to the dining experience,
with authentic wazwan dishes, and the customary welcome tika
and hot cup of Kashmirs signature beverage, kahwa. Of course, for
Omar and Farooq Abdullah, frequent visitors to the hotel and our
subjects on this rainy trip, this is par for the course.

GQ styles the father-son duo

For more,
see
FATHERS & SONS

on
PAGE 91

The perfect spot for a cuppa

Perks of being a photographer

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The Lalit Grand Palace Srinagar

Gupkar Road, Srinagar 190001
Jammu & Kashmir, India
Tel: 194-250 1001/2
www.thelalit.com/
the-lalit-grand-palace-srinagar/

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WHERE LUXURY LIVING MEETS FASHION

Throw some shade

Home in the clouds

This season Ermenegildo Zegna presents

a wide and varied range of sunglasses with
options for every face shape. The Havana/
Blue Acetate Glasses showcased here work best
for a gentleman with a rounder visage. While
featuring a Havana front with blue temples
and lenses, it gives you that much-wanted
summer swag.

The 65-acre Urbana is Kolkatas first future-ready, luxury community with

bungalows and 40- to 45-storey residential towers (some of the citys
tallest). Constructed in an environmentally conscious manner, it is also
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Price on request. Available exclusively at

Ermenegildo Zegna stores across India

Into the blue

Uplift the dull and grey monsoon
mood with this stylish blue suit
from Study By Janak a fashion
label for men that showcases
formal and occasion wear. Crafted
from a superfine checkered-print
fabric, it features a narrow notch
lapel, glossy buttons and double
pockets. Throw on a canary
yellow tie with a matching pocket
square and youre bound to make
heads turn.
`20,000. Available at SBJ stores across
India Bandra, Mumbai

Let there be light

Shower in style
Showertronics iV6 a perfect blend of
innovation and functional simplicity by Jaguar
is the first-of-its-kind experiential and intuitive
electronic thermostatic mixing system that
provides an unmatched showering experience.
From Warm Up and Pause modes to functions
like Automatic Start Up, Thermal Disinfection
and more, this shower has a battery back-up
that lets it work even during a power failure.
Price on request. Available at all major Jaguar outlets
across India

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TISVA, the designer home lighting brand

from the house of Usha International Ltd,
presents its 2016 Spring Collection, which
showcases the use of concrete interior
lighting. Backed by world-class standards
and state-of-the-art design, this collection
combines beauty with cutting-edge
technology to transform the ambience
of any space.
Priced between `3,000 and `60,000. Available at
exclusive TISVA stores and authorized dealers.
For more information, visit lightsbytisva.com
or call 1800-103-3222 (toll free)

Tic talk
If you ever feel like upgrading
your style game or just adding
to your watch collection, get
Diesels Machinus a reformed
and smaller make of the
Machinus NSBB. The subtle yet
powerful design of this Diesel
arm candy is a must-have.
`17,495. Available at all leading
Diesel Boutiques, Shoppers Stop
and Lifestyle stores

Meet the loafer

Put your best foot forward with boat
shoes, loafers and moccasins from
Fortune a footwear collection from
Liberty for those who appreciate that
comfort and style go hand in hand.
Extremely soft and lightweight, these
shoes have a soft cushion in the insole
and a supple upper. Pair them with casual
and formal wear this season.

As lavish as you

Priced between `1,999 and `2,499. Available

at Liberty showrooms and select footwear
retailers across India

The residences at Nahar Excalibur are

designed around your style. Whether
its the classic facade or the global
aesthetics built into your spacious
apartment, every facet of the project is
an extension of you, your dreams and
your aspirations. Located opposite the
Royal Western India Turf Club in the
heart of South Mumbai, Excalibur takes
opulence to the next level.
For more information, call
+919619446633/+919930446633 or visit
naharexcalibur.com

More than the brew

The Beer Caf introduces Beerosphere,
a new line of merchandise comprising
over 30 products and collectibles. From
coolers, chillers and the Sonic Foamer
that uses ultrasonic vibrations to create
the perfect beer head to Beer Cap
Collectors, cushion covers, playing cards,
glassware and more, this merchandise
makes for perfect gifts.
Priced between ` 95 and `3,750. Available
at The Beer Caf and select retail outlets
across India

Blades of glory
Gillettes new Fusion ProGlide with
Flexball Technology delivers the
smoothest, cleanest shave with just
one stroke. Featuring a precision
trimmer with an advanced blade
and stabilizer, five thinner blades,
a streamlined comfort guard and
a cooling lube strip, it minimizes a
post-shave burn, reduces the pull
and tug of your skin and promises a
comfortable shave.
Available at leading retail
outlets across India.

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225

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BEST-DRESSED MEN JUNE 2016

Jonathan Newhouse

Etores
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For our seventh edition of The 50

Best-Dressed Men In India List, we
chose a theme for this special issue
that will never go out of style:
Fashion And Music.
CHE KURRIEN
Editor

Z iggy: A lien, A sian, A nd rogynous

David Bowie

Pretty
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Adam

Levine
Fela
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Even hef ty
Elvis had
style moves
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Kanye West, rap legend,

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Ax l Rose
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How t o
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ON T H E CO VER :

INDIAS
50BEST
DRESSED
MEN 2016
DAPPER DON

GQGIRLS!
THE HOTTEST
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THE COUNTRY
SHAHID KAPOOR
HOT GRA HED BY ARUN V S WA

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Tuxedo by Tom Ford. Jumper

by Paul Smith. Pocket square
by Thomas Pink. Shoes by Heel
& Buckle. Watch by Rado

IMAGE: GETTY IMAGES, SHUTTERSTOCK

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COME BACK KIDS

Led Zeppn
Robert Plants way-too-small girls
blouses, Jimmy Pages dragon suits,
crotch-bulging jeans, extravagant rings
and an arrogant strut Led Zeppelin
roared rebellion and channelled voguish
glam-rock androgyny in the Seventies.
In 2016, Guccis writing a love letter to
rock n rolls most hedonistic decade.
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s
d
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g
Le

Look up any fashion list and Jagger, Bowie and The Beatles are
the indisputable leaders. All guys who never intended to be sartorial
touchstones in 2016 but went so far ahead of the male curve that
they left an indelible impact. Todays coolest designers are picking
up their style and blowing a new generations minds

Jimi
Hdrix
Musics psychedelic
voodoo child, all
scraggly hair and
swathed in purple,
incorporated lushness in
every item imaginable:
velvet, bell-bottoms,
embroidery, plenty
of vintage. Balmains
30-year-old creative
director Olivier
Rousteing has carefully
tended trapezoidal
eyebrows and only
wears black. But his
design aesthetic is very
Hendrix: right down
to the gold-braided
military jackets.

David Bie
He was the original pop
chameleon, ringing in
ch-ch-changes for fashion,
playing with costume,
masks and alter egos in
a way that felt organic.
Which is perhaps why
David Bowies been
referenced on the runway
more times that anyone can
remember. Most recently,
John Varvatos captured
his transition from Ziggy
Stardust to the looser-cut
suits and stripes of his
Lets Dance era.

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The BeaTl

Mick
Jg
The word cool would have
undersold Mick Jagger in
1976: He seemed to have
stepped directly from the
leshpots of Babylon, louche
and foppish but hell-bent
on revelry. Much like Sir
Paul Smith and the clothes
he makes rendered with
Jaggers insouciance and
spunk on stage.

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IMAGE: INDIGITAL MEDIA (RAMP), REX FEATURES, GETTY IMAGES, CORBIS, JESSE FROHMAN (COBAIN)

Before Nehru jackets in Krishna-friendly colours

and before the lower power Day-Glo garb of
Sgt Peppers, the Fab Four came on the scene
with mod suits and mop-top haircuts to ignite
Beatlemania. Today, Kris Van Assche at Dior
Homme wouldve been their go-to designer.

Smy
Davis Jr
Get on up, jive and groove
along. Junya Watanabes
Fall/Winter 2015 show
had Sammy Davis Jr
dancing all over it: slim-it
suits, shiny dress shoes,
pencil moustaches and
the slow strut of men full
of style and soul.

Kurt
Cain

Kurt Cobain was and

remains the paradigm of
cool in the minds of those
charged with manufacturing
it. Hedi Slimane was always
drawn to the gutter punk,
the whippet-thin rockstar.
During his (now-ended)
tenure at Saint Laurent, his
models strutted down the
runway with long, messy
blond hair, drainpipe ripped
jeans, alien sunglasses and
slumped shoulders. Cobain
wouldve of course been
the showstopper.

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PHOTO: TARUN VISHWA

SHIRT, WAISTCOAT;
BOTH BY ROHIT
GANDHI + RAHUL
KHANNA.TROUSERS
BY TOM FORD.
SHOES BY CLARKS

IN ASSOCIATION WITH

COMPILED BY VIJENDRA BHARDWAJ & SHIVANGI LOLAYEKAR

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SHAHID
KAPOOR
SKs A+ style transformation has got him our vote
PHOTOGRAPHED BY TARUN VISHWA
STYLED BY VASUNDHARA SHARMA

WRITTEN BY SHIVANGI LOLAYEKAR

TUXEDO JACKET
BY TOM FORD.
JUMPER BY PAUL
SMITH. POCKET
SQUARE BY
THOMAS PINK

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S
SHIRT, WAISTCOAT;
BOTH BY ROHIT
GANDHI + RAHUL
KHANNA.TROUSERS
BY TOM FORD.
SHOES BY CLARKS
ASSISTANT
STYLIST: DESIREE
FERNANDES
MAKE-UP: JAMES
GLADWIN
HAIR: TEAM HAKIM
AALIMS
PRODUCTION:
HYBRID09

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Over the years, Shahid Kapoors made a few style errors:

the mop-top hair, the popped collars, the T-shirts so tight
they couldve cut his blood supply. So how did he make it
to the cover of GQs Best-Dressed List?
The 2016 version of Kapoor, who walked into the
shoot in a fitted polo and jogger-jean hybrids, makes you
look twice. In fact, audiences arent just looking his 4.5
million Instagram followers are catching his every style
move. Guys salivate over his collection of shoes. Girls
press hearts on images of his bare torso compulsively.
Kapoor is 35. He looks 28. He blends experience
and youth, sitting at the sweet spot between the
establishment and the new generation. Hes confident,
almost cocksure of what he wants; dismissing even top
luxury labels if theyre not for him. But if you know
fashion, youll notice him wearing Givenchy and McQueen
the kind of edgy labels that dont bare any insignia on
the sleeve. He prefers it like that. The fact is, style is an
evolution and a reflection of who you are in the moment.
And Kapoors never looked better.

A younger Shahid wouldve never made it to this list.

I used to think I had an amazing sense of style, but when I look back,
Id say that it was bad like really bad. All the stuff you shouldnt
be doing is what I thought was fashionable. Id wear loud colours
together. You know how you see some people on the road and
think No? I was one of them.

A lot has changed.

I didnt have the exposure to understand what fashion was about. I
saw what was around me and dressed like that. Fashion in movies 15
years ago wasnt that great. I think weve started getting it right in the
last few years.

Which designers excite you?

I like offbeat designers: Scotch & Soda, AllSaints, G-Star, Diesel jeans,
Alexander McQueen, Givenchy. Rick Owens for shoes. I have about
30 pairs.

Whats your relationship with fashion?

I still dont know if Ive understood fashion entirely, but Ive
understood myself and what works for me and what doesnt.

And what works for you?

I like understated style black, grey and navy. I also like quirky, but
Im not an exhibitionist. I dont want everyone to turn around and
look at me. I still like to make a statement but I would rather be a tad
under- than overplayed its classier.

Your character Tommy Singh in Udta Punjab is the antithesis

of underplayed.
Tommy Singh is this super-obnoxious pop star whos also a massive
addict the next level of madness. I think hes my alter ego. All the
stuff I cant do, Ive let out through him.

"I like to me

a atemt
t I would
rath be a
tad under - than
ovpyed
its cs."

Do clothes help with getting into character?

Amazingly well. Its so weird but till the time you get into your clothes
and your look, its all theory.

What was your research like for the role?

I was researching coke addicts more than musicians. That was the
hard part for me because I dont drink and Ive never done any
substances.

The music part shouldve come easy. You got up and DJd at
GQs Best-Dressed party two years ago.
Ankytrixx was DJing, and hes a friend. In fact, hes the one who
taught me how to use the equipment. Thats how I spent my time
through a few months of unemployment, chilling and learning how
to mix tracks. I can understand the technicalities and how to spin a
few tracks but I wouldnt say Im a DJ. Im a wannabe DJ.

Is it true that you have a soundproof room at home?

Its a room where you can play loud music and it wont be heard
outside. But now its turned into a meeting room. So in case there
are any shouting sessions, no one can hear anything. The acoustics
do help.

What music do you listen to?

It started with Michael Jackson, Madonna and George Michael and
evolved to deep house and progressive techno.

Are you conscious of the kind of style images you put up on

Instagram?
Its how I am. Clothes are a relection of your personality and you can
use them to represent yourself.

Whats the biggest misconception people have about you?

That I have an attitude and that Im dificult. Im actually shy. Im not
dificult, Im very clear about what I want. Theres a thin line. If you
can explain to me why I should change my mind about something,
I can switch in one second. I think thats my biggest strength. But
you really need to be able to convince me.
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IN ASSOCIATION WITH

SAYS
In 2016, the ideal alphamale movie star looks
like John Abraham, a
style underdog who
takes casual dressing as
an opportunity to blow
everyone else away
starting with a brooding
monochrome look that
exudes masculinity.

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PHOTO: TARUN VISHWA (JOHN), ROHAN SHRESTHA (KUNAL 2012), FOTOCORP (KUNAL 2016), MANISH MANSINH (AKHIL)

JOHN
ABRAHAM

BEST
DRESSED
MEN2016

THE NEW GUARD

Akhil Akkine ni

Occupation: Actor. Residence: Hyderabad. Best purchase of 2016: My Mercedes-AMG

G 63. Most outrageous thing you own: Nothing is outrageous if youre comfortable
with it. #Trending: Anything with skulls and studs. Go-to scent: Tom Ford
fragrances. Favourite place to shop: All over Europe and online. Song right now:
Goodbye by Feder.

SARTORIAL DEVELOPMENT

l
Ra l
2008 Baggy de
rdans
were huge at the time. Id just started my
label Dstress and the vision was to inject it
with grunge.

2016 Ive always loved embroidery

on Indianwear but didnt like what was
around. So I started doing embroidery on
kurtas and gave it a modern feel.
2012

2008 2016

2012 The minute Id got a four pack,

I decided to go for slimmer fits and
a cleaner look. This was when I first
understood the power of bespoke.

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BEST
DRESSED
MEN2016

IMAAD
SHAH

IN ASSOCIATION WITH

THE NEW GUARD

SAYS
The potential to be
Bombays Bob Marley.

Gautam Seth

Occupation: Co-founder of design studio Klove.

Residence: Delhi. Favourite item of clothing:
Muslin shirts from Rajesh Pratap Singh and
Abraham & Thakore. Favourite designers: Tom
Ford. Everyday accessory: My new Skagen
watch inspired by Copenhagens cyclists. Go-to
scent: Ex Voto by WienerBlut; it smells like wood
burning in a rainforest. Favourite place to shop:
Merci in Paris; Massimo Dutti anywhere.
Music-fashion icons: Pandit Bhimsen Joshi.

Uday
Benegal

2016

1990

1980

SARTORIAL DEVELOPMENT

1980

We didnt have shops

carrying metal/indie/punk shit. I
think I got the boots and the belt
from the North-East Kohima or
Shillong. Those guys had the coolest
gear. Still do.

1990

Those were the big hair

days. We didnt have the hairspray the
LA glam boys did so we let Bombays
humidity do the work. There was a
little more of everything: the coiff, the
rip, the leather, the extras.

2016 My styles less poser now.

For one, I dont have the patience
to primp. Plus I dont really give a
shit how people see me. If I wear
something, its because I want to and
it feels right.

THE NEW GUARD

AIRPORT STYLE

Shay
Jhaveri

PHOTO: MANISH MANSINH (GAUTAM), ERRIKOS ANDREOU (IMAAD), VIRAL BHAYANI (IMRAN), JULIE ZHULDYZ SHALEKENOVA (SHANAY), KENNETH LAM (SAMIR)

Occupation: Author, assistant curator

of South Asian Art at The Metropolitan
Museum of Art. Residence: Mumbai
& New York. Best fashion purchase
of 2016: An embroidered Nehru
jacket by Grace Wales Bonner. Top
designers: Prada and Comme Des
Garons. Everydayaccessory:My
grandfathers black leather pouch,
which he bought in Venice over 60
years ago. Musician youd imitate
growing up: For years I rocked
custom black Mary Janes with white
socks; a nod to Michael Jackson, Ive
been told.

Samir Suhag

The countrys most decorated polo player has

style game and an enviable mane.
Whats your secret?
I feel a healthy mind and oil have allowed me to keep
some hair on my head despite the stress of the game. As
for my style, Im a big fan of jeans, and partial towards
Ralph Lauren.
Whats the coolest thing you own?
It has to be my Arjuna Award.
What was the irst record you ever bought?
Chris Isaak and Bryan Adams.

Imran han

Heres what weve discovere

ran Khan over the years:
hes wholly committed to expanding his sock collection, has the
Batman logo tattooed on his sleeve, can pull off a bright yellow
suit, and is basically setting the benchmark for every new-age
dad: balancing baby, bag and Trilby.

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AIRPORT STYLE

Akshay
Oberoi

It should be so simple: pull on a T-shirt and a nice pair

of jeans and just go, right? But actor Akshay Oberoi
shows you that the casual look comes with studied
nonchalance, and a few twists done right: the cuff roll,
the subtle man jewellery, the patinad shoes. A lesson
in how to wear relaxed fashion.

BEST
DRESSED
MEN2016
IN ASSOCIATION WITH

THE NEW GUARD

Benny Dayal

Hats and eyewear are to the bounding, bouncing singer what energy
is to Ranveer Singh: an instantly recognizable daily uniform.
Whats up with all those hats?
They may not be clothing but theyre deinitely the most important part of my
wardrobe. I emulate everyone from Frank Sinatra to will.i.am, Carlos Santana
and Jamiroquai.
How many do you own?
I have at least 137 hats, and 40 pairs of glasses. My favourite is a boater from
New York. Theyre normally made of cane, but mines cloth, with a similar it.
Which musician inspired your look?
Justin Timberlake. His sense of style is out of the box yet subtle
and minimalistic.

A nuj
Choudhry

Occupation: Model and actor. Residence: Delhi.

Best fashion purchase of 2016: Nike trainers.
Top designer: Rajesh Pratap Singh. Everyday
accessory: I dont wear any; my phone is the
only one I have, and I can do without it too.
Go-to scent: Dior Homme Sauvage. Musicfashion icons: Sufi musician Saieen Zahoor and
Gary Clark Jr.

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THE NEW GUARD

AIRPORT STYLE

Sdeep
Gonsalv
Occupation: Co-founder of
menswear brand SS Homme.
Residence: Mumbai. Best
fashion purchase of 2016:
Herringbone TOMS. Favourite
item of clothing: My classic navy
windowpane checked suit. Top
designer: Yohji Yamamoto.
Music-fashion icons: Pharrell
Williams, MC Hammer, Michael
Jackson. Karaoke song:
Rumour Mill by Rudimental
and Disclosure ft The Weeknd
by Nocturnal.

PHOTO: FOTOCORP (AKSHAY), HARI NAIR (ANUJ), TARAS TARAPORVALA (SANDEEP), VIRAL BHAYANI (VIRAT)

Rohit
Bal
SAYS
The bad boy of Indian
fashion dresses like he
parties: no holds barred.

VIRAT KOHLI
You know Virat: The primo batsman who appears at airports
looking like he doesnt give a shit, and at a GQ party in a Burberry
suit looking top dollar. Who can turn it on and off like that?
Someone whos in complete control.

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BEST
DRESSED
MEN2016
IN ASSOCIATION WITH

Mozez Sgh
The director, producer and writer of this
years musical drama Zubaan is flying high
on fashion.
Whats the weirdest thing you own?
A Comme Des Garons jumpsuit that turns into
a parachute.
Which era deined music and fashion for you?
The Nineties!

AIRPORT STYLE

Who are your music-fashion

icons?
Madonna, Rihanna, Pharrell
and Lenny Kravitz.
Who isnt?
Alice Cooper.

SARTORIAL DEVELOPMENT

Grav
Gupta
2002 A friend of mine at Central Saint
Martins in London was throwing bleach in
her hair. I also felt like it and it stuck for two
years I was to discover my blond side.

ARJUN
RAMPAL

If youre wondering how the 43-year-olds made it to

this list when theres a new generation of stylish actors
to contend with, its because Rampals still drawing up
the blueprint for how to dress like a don. Case in point:
pairing the punk-rock trappings of zippered sweats with
the refinement of a Louis Vuitton Damier trolley.

2016 This is when the hippie in me came

back, but with a topping of neo goth.
2016

2010 2002

2010 I was getting fat so the slick

and sharp look was to give the illusion of
being, well, slimmer.

THE NEW GUARD

VICKY
KAUSHAL

Occupation: Co-founder
of design studio Klove.
Residence: Delhi. Favourite
fashion purchase of
2016: Y-3 lounge pants.
Top designers: Hedi
Slimane, Damir Doma
and Yohji Yamamoto on
the international circuit.
Everyday accessory:
A devi pendant. Go-to
scent: Lumire Noire by
Maison Francis Kurkdjian.
Music-style icons: David
Bowie, Annie Lennox,
Pharrell, Gwen Stefani
and Madonna.

PHOTO: VIRAL BHAYANI (RAMPAL, KAPOOR), TARAS TARAPORVALA (GAURAV 2015), GETTY IMAGE (VICKY)

Prateek Jain

SAYS
The indie actor
channelled
surprisingly singular
style at the Cannes
Film Festival, wearing
a DB with a summer
vibe. A dark horse
candidate on the rise.

AIRPORT STYLE

Arjun
Kapoor
Hes playing up his
downtime in joggers and
bright sneakers a look
thats being adopted by
every best-dressed dude
from the Grammys to the
Premier League and
coming out on top.

BEST
DRESSED
MEN2016
IN ASSOCIATION WITH

T HE reve rbe ration

PHOTOGRAPHED BY ERRIKOS ANDREOU

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BEST DRESSED MEN JUNE 2016

STYLED BY VENDRA BHARDWAJ

WRITTEN BY SHIVANGI LOLAYEKAR

Welcome to a
new world of
progressive sounds
and blowout
performances,
aided and abetted
by six of Indias
coolest musicians.
Guys who are the
full package of
talent and style.
Showmen who front
fashion campaigns
and still look
street on stage

FROM LEFT TO RIGHT:

ON ANKUR: SUIT, SHIRT,
TIE; ALL BY DOLCE &
GABBANA. POCKET
SQUARE, COLLAR PIN;
BOTH BY THE BRO CODE.
TRAINERS BY CONVERSE
ON YOHAN: SHIRT BY
THOMAS PINK. WAISTCOAT
BY TED BAKER AT THE
COLLECTIVE. JACKET BY
GIORGIO ARMANI. JEANS
BY VAN HEUSEN. COLLAR
PIN BY THE BRO CODE.
WATCH BY PANERAI
ON SAHIL: WAISTCOAT
BY ZARA. JACKET BY
KARL LAGERFELD AT THE
COLLECTIVE. JOGGERS
BY H&M. SCARF BY
SHINGORA. SHOES BY
ADIDAS
ON SAHEJ: SHIRT BY
MARKS & SPENCER.
TRENCH COAT BY
BURBERRY. JEANS BY
LEVIS. BOW TIE BY GUCCI.
SHOES BY TRSMODE.
WATCH BY EMPORIO
ARMANI
ON RANJIT: SHIRT, RING,
SHOES; ALL BY GUCCI.
WAISTCOAT BY ZARA MEN.
TROUSERS BY PAUL SMITH.
WATCH BY VICTORINOX
ON ANISH: SHIRT,
BROOCH; BOTH BY RARE
RABBIT. VESTED BLAZER,
JOGGERS; BOTH BY
VIVIENNE WESTWOOD AT
THE COLLECTIVE. SHOES
BY TRSMODE

BEST DRESSED MEN JUNE 2016 27

Ranjit
Arapurakal
Dont let the blonde tips fool
you. The lead singer of Ranjit
and the Ambassadors has
vocal chords that stretch
from Americana to jazz, and
the animal magnetism of a
rockstar.
SUIT BY PAUL SMITH. SHIRT, SHOES,
BOW TIE, LION RING; ALL BY GUCCI

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BEST
DRESSED
MEN2016
IN ASSOCIATION WITH

Sahil
Sharma
Knicker-wetting teenage
girls and mussed-hair
college boys go wild for
Zaedens Bieber and
Coldplay remixes that are
slam dunk club anthems.
SHIRT, TROUSERS, CUMMERBUND;
ALL BY GUCCI

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BEST
DRESSED
MEN2016
IN ASSOCIATION WITH

Yohan
Marshall
Channelling his Carnatic and
Hindustani music tutelage
into rock, funk, jazz, Latin
and hip-hop, this drummers
nimble ingers are some of the
countrys inest.
SUIT BY PAUL SMITH. SHIRT BY
RARE RABBIT. SANDALS BY GUCCI.
WATCH BY PANERAI

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BEST DRESSED MEN JUNE 2016

Anish Sood
The stylistically promiscuous producer
and DJ fuses progressive house,
electro and techno to create the sound
of this generation.
SUIT, SHIRT, BROOCH; ALL BY GUCCI

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An kur
Tewari
Hes delightfully Hindie in the
way that Indias electronicahungry crowd rarely
accommodate anymore. And
yet his names still topping the
countrys biggest music fests.

SUIT, SHIRT; BOTH BY GUCCI. HAT BY

BROOKS BROTHERS

32

BEST DRESSED MEN JUNE 2016

BEST
DRESSED
MEN2016
IN ASSOCIATION WITH

Sahej
Bakshi
The electronica artist also
known as Dualist Inquiry can
swing from chill music to danceloor burners in the same way
that he can go from jeans to a
loral Gucci suit, no problem.
SUIT, SHIRT, RING; ALL BY
GUCCI. NECKLACES BY
MAWI AT KOOVS. SHOES BY
CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN

PHOTOGRAPHER AGENCY:
DEU: CREATIVE MANAGEMENT
ASSISTANT STYLIST: TANYA VOHRA
HAIR & MAKE-UP: MONA ANAND/BBLUNT
FASHION ASSISTANT: DESIREE FERNANDES
PRODUCTION: VASUNDHARA SHARMA,
HYBRID 09 PRODUCTIONS

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Prik

BEST
DRESSED
MEN2016
IN ASSOCIATION WITH

THE NEW GUARD

Hes refashioned his life but his style is still badass. Dont be surprised to
see him in all-out leather, ribbed for his pleasure.
Which musician would be your spirit animal?
Axl Rose for his kooky, crazy ways and Slash for all that leather.
Whats the coolest thing you own?
Techno sunglasses I recently bought from Giorgio Armani.
Whats in abundance in your wardrobe?
Leather jackets and white tees.

ASHISH
N SONI
SAYS
Few make and wear
a windowpane
checked suit
as well as this
Delhi designer.

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Nikhil
Sharma
Occupation: Owner of menswear e-label
Lacquer Embassy. Residence: Delhi. Best
fashion purchase of 2016: A Reiss briefcase
in sand leather. Top designers: Raf Simons,
Acne, Antonio Azzuolo, Maison Margiela.
Everyday accessory: Hand-crafted
neckties. Music-fashion icons: Brandon
Flowers, Alex Turner and Vampire Weekend.

THE NEW GUARD

lqu Salma
Occupation: Actor. Residence: Kochi and Chennai. Top designers:
Tom Ford (love everything by him), Alexander McQueen shoes, Hugo
Boss suits and Dolce & Gabbanas white shirts. Most outrageous
thing you own: A couple of ridiculous Louboutins that Im too
embarrassed to wear out. #Trending: Espadrilles. Theyre the most
comfortable shoes to walk around in. My wife is ready to throw out
every pair I own. Music-fashion icons: Frank Sinatra and all of the
Rat Pack, Springsteens white shirt and denims, and Kanye on a good
day. Musician youd imitate growing up: I grew up around the hiphop phase of the late Nineties, early millennium so Id say Jay Z.

AIRPORT STYLE
SARTORIAL DEVELOPMENT

Acquin
Pais

2007 The long hair started over 9

years ago. I used to live in London and
see all these indie bands play. Plus,
artists like Devendra Banhart or Julian
Casablancas had it. I thought it was cool.

PHOTO: ARJUN MARK (PRATEIK), VIRAL BHAYANI (RANBIR), R BURMAN (ACQUIN 2016)

2016 Fashion goes around in circles,

I still wear stuff from 10 years ago.
2007

2013 2016

2013 My most memorable tattoo

is of the Indian shaman woman on my
chest, which took eight hours straight to
get done.

Ranr
Kapoor

RKs Yankees cap, LV holdall and Nike dunks

might resemble a traffic signal here, but his
look also falls under the regulations of a well
put-together guy who doesnt try too hard.

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Tarang
A rora

The creative brain behind Amrapali

subscribes to a philosophy of more
is more.

BEST
DRESSED
MEN2016
IN ASSOCIATION WITH

Is there such a thing as wearing too

much bling?
I wear seven bracelets, two pendants
and an earring. So according to me, no.
But it also depends on how you carry it
off and how comfortable you are being
that bold.
Whats the weirdest thing in
your closet?
A shirt printed with the screaming face
of Charles Bukowski wearing a Band-Aid
that I picked up from Huemn. Its also one
of the coolest things in my wardrobe.

AIRPORT STYLE

Whats the ultimate style mantra for

a rockstar?
Not being conventional but also not
trying too hard.

THE NEW GUARD

Viv Kanakaran

Occupation: Designer
and co-founder
of fashion brand
Viia. Residence:
Chennai. Best fashion
purchase of 2016:
My resolutions
been to wear my
own label through
the year. #Trending:
Palazzos and
printed bundis. Top
designers: Rohit Bal,
Alexander McQueen,
Elie Saab and Viktor
& Rolf. Everyday
accessory: My leather
wristbands. Musicfashion icon: Lady
Gaga all the way.
Karaoke song: Sway
by Michael Bubl.

Ayushmann
Khurrana

The least vain actor in Bollywood always seems

to take roles that obscure his consummate style.
But out of costume, hes a clotheshorse who can
pull off Antar-Agni as impeccably as he can a
three-piece suit.

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NIKHIL ME HRA

Rainh Jadeja of
Mya (No)

Hes the coolest royal to come out of the

Subcontinent.

Whats the weirdest thing you own?

A pair of really old dungarees. Dont know whose
they are. But I have them from university.
Whats the irst record you bought?
The Bangles. You know, the guys who sang Walk
Like An Egyptian.

SAYS

PHOTO: FOTOCORP (AYUSHMAAN), TARUN VISHWA (NINO)

One of the best engineers

of menswear is also his
own best advert.

THE NEW GUARD

Ayush Mra
Occupation: Director at Study by Janak. Residence: Gurgaon. Best fashion
purchase of 2016: A Paul Smith bathrobe. Favourite item of clothing: Suits.
Top designers: Etro, Stefano Ricci, Jean Pierre, Dolce & Gabbana, Jean Paul
Gaultier. Everyday accessory: A tie. Go-to scent: Tom Ford.

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AIRPORT STYLE

BEST
DRESSED
MEN2016
IN ASSOCIATION WITH

Karan Sgh

Occupation: Scion of the Thakur Group. Residence:

Mumbai. Favourite fashion purchase of 2016: A
Saint Laurent sequinned blazer. Favourite item of
clothing: My Balmain biker jacket. Top designers:
Tom Ford, Saint Laurent, Balmain, Gucci, Abu Jani
& Sandeep Khosla, Herms. Most outrageous
purchase: A Tom Ford double-layered cashmere
overcoat. #Trending: Bomber jackets. Musicfashion icons: Harry Styles, Jay Z, Jared Leto.

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RANVE E R
SINGH

High-fashion labels, like the ones Ranveer Singh likes to wear, can overwhelm a
guy who doesnt have the right swagger. But Singh a walking fireball of highdef entertainment and A-list charisma has a way of making designer clothes
serve him. If my stylist brings me a dozen suits, Ill invariably pick the one that
has flowers or teddy bears on it, he says, something thats not navy blue, black
or grey. And if he wears black? Itll be served with blinding metallic, obviously.

PHOTO: VIRAL BHAYANI (RANVEER)

THE NEW GUARD

2016

2009

2008

SARTORIAL DEVELOPMENT

Suk Dhir

2008 This was on the way to

Kashmir when Id wrapped myself
in a pashmina. Id just met my
wife Svetlana and I think my
style exuded my romantic state
of mind.

2009 Iwasrebellingagainst
ready-madesuitsandgotthisone
hand-stitchedbymymaster,whod
comefromGiorgioArmani.Idalsojust
launchedmylabelandwasgunning
forsharptailoringatthetime.

2016 I saw guys riding

Royal Enfields in Punjab who
had these amazing beards,
and started growing one. Now
people rarely forget who I am
because of it.

CHE TAN
JAIKISHAN
SAYS
Dont age gracefully.
Age bossfully like SoBos
Gucci don.

THE NEW GUARD

Sgar
Mra

Occupation: Creative director at

Sunil Mehra. Residence: Delhi. Best
fashion purchase of 2016: Pirarucu
shoes. Favourite item of clothing:
Suits. Top designers: Its a long
list: YSL, Andrea Pompilio, Tom
Ford, Stefano Pilati, Karl Lagerfeld,
Justin OShea, Sir Paul Smith, Etro...
Go-to tailor: Itll always be Sunil
Mehra. Music-fashion icons: Axl
Rose, Steven Tyler, John Lennon
(those glasses!), Jim Morrison,
David Bowie, Tupac. Musician
youd imitate growing up: Michael
Jackson doing the moonwalk.

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BEST
DRESSED
MEN2016
IN ASSOCIATION WITH

THE NEW GUARD

Ji
Sa h
Occupatio
esidence:
Mumbai. Favourite fashion
purchase of 2016: A blue checked
Herringbone & Sui suit. Top
designer: NorBlack NorWhite is
groovy. Everyday accessory: A
marbled tan-brown laptop bag I
bought in Budapest; it hangs out
with me. Music-fashion icons:
David Bowie, Tom Waits, Prince,
Kurt Cobain. Karaoke song: Love
Me by Elvis Presley. Musician
youd imitate growing up: Mmm, I
had a Marilyn Manson phase going
on for a while.

Troy Coa
Sanjiv
Shanmugam

The Bengaluru real estate honcho is an

accessories aficionado. He isnt afraid to wear
them all together, either.
How do you put your look together?
Im currently in a more-is-more mood. I always
wear a pocket square but have started wearing
cuflinks and hats more than ever. Im also
obsessed with these rose lapel pins from Angelo
Fusco in Milan.
What was your irst signiicant accessory?
My parents gave me an Omega Seamaster for
my college graduation. I still love it and wear it all
the time.
Which brands rock your wardrobe?
Ralph Lauren, Etro and Brooks Brothers.

SAYS
When hes not
wearing Philipp
Plein at fashion
week, the suit-maker
plays it cool in hardboiled denim.

THE NEW GUARD

Rin
Singh
Occupation: Pro footballer for the
Indian national team. Residence: Delhi.
Favourite fashion purchase of 2016:
A Bulgari watch. Favourite designers:
Marc Jacobs and Armani. Go-to tailor:
Hugo Boss. Everyday accessory: My
headphones and music. Karaoke song:
Wasnt Me by Shaggy.

PHOTO: VIVEK MUTHURAMALINGAM (SANJIV), MANISH MANSINH (TROY), NIMISH JAIN (ROBIN), R BURMAN (SUSHANT)

SAYS
After nailing the detective
vibe as Byomkesh Bakshi,
Sushants set to play MS
Dhoni and will no doubt
prove hes as comfortable
in a dhoti and sports pads
as he is in a leather blazer.

Sushan t
Singh Rajpu t
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GQ HALL OF FAME

Rahul Khan

Sunil Shi

Good genes and a great wardrobe, propelled by

ine taste.

SAYS
42

SAYS
BEST-DRESSED MEN JUNE 2016

The doyen of Indias apex fashion

council knows better than to put
a wrong sartorial foot forward.

IMAGE: MANISH MANSINH (THERON)

Perennially best-dressed men

who made it out of the top 50
and into a league of their own

A. D.
Singh
You never know what
the restaurateurs going
SAYS to turn up in, but you can
be damn sure it wont be boring.

Th
Carmine
De Sousa
The branding consultant,
equestrian and voice expert
SAYS treats style as he does his
career: Theres nothing he cant do.

Vikr
Raizada

no
Moa
SAYS

Looks good in everything

he puts on. Even a
Batman-esque cardigan.

A playful agitator
of bold fashion and
SAYS often the standout
guy in a room.
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T h em e n's
G e nGt luei d e

The Great Gatsby, 2013

ALL T HAT JAZZ

Borrow from an era where style and substance went hand in hand and men understood the importance
of dressing up. Van Heusen's Spring/Summer 2016 collection is a good place to start

Do The Dails
Frank Sinatra rocking a
printed bow tie in 1940

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Carefully chosen, subtle

accessories always punch
above their weight. It
could be a printed bow tie,
round eyewear or even
a beret. The point is, the
little things make a big
difference, whether youre
dressing for the races, a
jazz festival or brunch.

PHOTO: SAGAR AHUJA (RAMP). IMAGE: REX FEATURES

Benny Goodman

Miles Davis
working a
DB suit like
a bawse
Herbie
Hancock
looking ly
in 1978

Louis Armstrongs
trumpet is the perfect
accent to his elegant suit

Tailor
made

"Muc d fe a al
out yle." -Mil Davis
Louis Armstrong and King
Olivers Creole Jazz Band

Doesnt matter what kind

of suit youre investing in.
Whether it costs `10,000
or `1,00,000, is lannel or
seersucker, two-button or
three, its always, always
about the it. Get that right
and youll be the bestdressed guy in the room.

Che it

A lot of guys straight-out avoid colour and

patterns, thinking theyre going to look like
fools. In fact, mastering the art of patterns is
whats going to separate you from the
pack. Just look at Louis Armstrong and
Herbie Hancock.

Lay Up

Traditionally
speaking, a topcoat
is your most
dependable option
when layering. But
tradition can also
get tedious, and in
the modern world
wearing a Henley
under your suit is
the smartest, most
stylish way forward.

Humphrey Lyttelton

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N e we
Ag
@PlaidItWellStyle
Sarthak Raswant

FOLLOW

He supports young designers like Sahil Aneja and Huemn at fashion week.
But his Instagrams proof that he can also wear a classic double-breasted suit
the GQ way.

Style 2 0

In a fashion universe driven by stylized visuals and rapid updates,

these four menswear bloggers are on top of their game

@_ABIX_
Abhinav Mathur

FOLLOW

The co-founder of Delhis Hive Kitchen & Bar shows off

his versatile style to over 30,000 Instagram followers:
sporting head-to-toe Adidas by day; tailored suits by night.

@urbaneyebyrg
Riaan J George

From Vienna to Sri

Lanka, this journalist,
and grooming expert
decodes style via
travel snapping his
personal attire (from
scissor-shaped bow ties
to printed board shorts)
and other curious finds
along the way.

@thedapperlabel
Usaamah Siddique

FOLLOW

Hes one of the first menswear bloggers in the country

and a pro at pulling off sports luxe.

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WORDS: SHIVANGI LOLAYEKAR

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Allow Me to

Rein t roduce

Myse lf

Sure, Justin Bieber has made mistakes. The monkey. The

mop bucket. A few historical desecrations along the way.
Then he spent all of last year telling us he was sorry. (Though
it turns out he didnt mean sorry so much as Well, well let
him explain.) Now hes found a better way to make up with the
world: by making the best music of his life and forcing all of
us to rethink what we believe (Beliebe?) about him

he chicken-inger platter that has just been placed

before Justin Bieber is like something out of a childrens
book an illustration from a story about a boy who
becomes king, whose irst and last royal decree is that
its chicken-inger time. The dish is so massive that
in order to accommodate it, a metal urn illed with
enough ice and soft drinks to sustain a pioneer family
on a trek across Death Valley is moved to an adjacent
table. Tenders are not even listed on the menu of this
restaurant; its offerings are conined to ideas like
parsnip pure, pomegranate gastrique and dill.
The ingers have been conjured, unbidden, out of the
invisible fabric of the universe for Justin Bieber, who is
not eating them.
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Bieber and I are sitting in a private open-air cabana

on the rooftop of the hotel in Beverly Hills where he
now lives. Bieber moved into this hotel almost two years
ago, after he sold his six-bedroom Calabasas mansion
to Khlo Kardashian, following numerous clashes with
neighbours and police. (His skate ramp was removed.)
He is slight, with rashes of tattoos spreading down
both arms. His hair, cropped short on the sides but long
enough on top to be tied in a short bleached ponytail,
is tucked under a grey Supreme beanie. His feet are
snuggled into a pair of caf au lait Yeezy Boosts. He is
wearing what could be anywhere from two to 41 black
sweatshirts of various lengths, layered, and distressed
leather pants that retail for $2,590. Everyone else by the

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BY MIANSAI

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Evye  by
the pool is wearg
clh; eb is
wearg f
acknowledging past mistakes. Not Im sorry I broke
your vase but, rather, Man, I broke your vase thats on
me I admit that.
Everyone, when they start growing up, realizes, Man,
I did some dumb shit when I was younger. Its not just
me... If I could go back, I wouldnt really change much. I
think its all my journey. That stuff made me who I am.
Lets note before we go too much further that Justin
Bieber is not easy to talk to. A linguist would say he
violates backchannel norms. That is, he withholds those
subtle signs short verbal cues like mmm-hmm,
right and yeah; quick head nods that indicate an
engaged listener and that encourage the speaker to
continue. You perform these signs countless times a day;
its something humans do whether they speak English,
Hungarian or Farsi. There are a number of reasons
why Bieber might have developed this irregular habit.
Perhaps it was drilled into him that two people talking at
once makes for poor audio quality on talk shows. Maybe
he was warned that a stray yeah to demonstrate youre
paying attention could, in the wrong hands, turn into an
on-the-record afirmation that Bush did 9/11. Maybe he
wants to be unsettling.
Whatever the reason, it is unsettling. Its unsettling to
share a personal story, or ask a long-winded question,
and be met with Justin Biebers silent, cool-eyed stare
the entire time youre talking. Justin Bieber makes eye
contact like a person who has been told that eye contact
is very, very important.
He can be dificult to talk to in other ways, too. He
generally does not respond to irony. He speaks more
quietly than a mouse thats asleep, so you frequently
have to ask him to repeat things. (More than once,
sensing my anxiety that my recorder cannot detect the
minuscule sound waves of his speech, he moves it closer
to him, assuring me, I got you.)
I ask him to tell me everything about the monkey.
Heres what we know. In March of 2013, Justin
Bieber suffered every animal lovers worst nightmare:
coniscation of his pet by the German government. His
capuchin monkey, OG Mally, was seized by customs
oficials when Bieber landed in Munich for a tour stop.

WORDS: SAM SCHUBE (STYLE RULES)

pool is wearing clothes; he is wearing fashion. When he

arrived just a few minutes ago, he was escorted by a Def
Jam executive for the ive-second walk from the elevator
to this cabana.
Are you Justin? I asked.
I must be, he replied.
If someone asked you to list the ten worst things you
have ever done in public, you would probably have to
rack your brain to come up with a list even half that long.
Justin Bieber has an encyclopaedic knowledge of his
public fuck-ups. He could recite his list off the top of his
head, because he is asked to revisit its contents every
time he is interviewed. He treats the list of things he has
done wrong as assumed knowledge. We know pi is 3.14;
we know Justin Bieber was arrested on suspicion of
drunk driving in Miami (a charge dropped as part of a
plea deal); we know he abandoned a monkey a young
monkey in Germany.
One year ago, for all these sins and presumably
for many more that we will never know about Bieber
embarked on a whirlwind public-apology tour. He
sat down for a chat on Ellen (bearing lowers for her
birthday) and then uploaded a poorly lit cell-phone
video to Facebook saying he felt awkward during the
interview and expressing remorse for his behaviour
over the past year, year-and-a-half. He was the
subject of a Comedy Central Roast organized by his
management team, which, unlike the roasts of beloved
comedians, illed the air with an acrid smell, as if a witch
were being burned at the stake. (Hannibal Buress:
I dont like you at all, man. Im just here cause this is
a real good opportunity for me.) He smouldered on
the cover of Seventeen alongside the statement I
Was Disappointed in Myself. He bought dinner for
cops. And then, last fall, Justin Bieber did the most
prudent thing he could possibly have done to earn the
worlds forgiveness: He released an album of facemelting bangers.
Purpose achieved for Justin what years of wearing
saggy pants could not: It made people regard him as an
adult artist capable of appealing to people old enough to
rent a car. Suddenly, everything was going mostly right.
Collaborations with EDM maestros Skrillex and Diplo
earned sterling reviews from music critics. The album
produced an unbroken string of hits. Grown men
now love Justin Biebers music, too, reported the
Associated Press somberly. As 2015 drew to a close, if
you thought Justin Biebers music sucked, you were
worse than snobbish you were uninformed. People
were even beginning, experimentally, to enjoy Justin
Bieber the person.
In October, Bieber released the single Sorry,
in which he apologizes to an unnamed girl for the
three catchiest minutes of your life. Many interpreted
the track as a winking mea culpa for the sum of his
wrongdoings the capstone to his year of penance.
Today, Justin Bieber says it was not.
People ran with that that I was, like, apologizing
with the song and stuff. It really had nothing to do
with that.
It wasnt meant to be an apology?
No. It was about a girl.
I point out that for much of the past year, hes been
seeking forgiveness. He tells me it was more about

RULE 1
CARDIGAN,
TROUSERS;
BOTH BY GUCCI.
SHIRT BY
SATURDAYS NYC.
BRACELET BY
MIANSAI. RINGS
(FROM LEFT)
BY DAVID
YURMAN, DEGS
& SAL, CARTIER
(VINTAGE).
SHOES BY
BERLUTI

HIDE YOUR HOODIE

We love a big, baggy hoodie as
much as the next guy. (OK, maybe
not as much as Justin.) But if you
want to look extra polished, trade
your hooded sweatshirt and jeans
for a fitted cardigan and a pair of
slim suit pants.
RULE 2

TEE OFF
Sub a stylish polo the kind that
cinches with a waistband in for
your T-shirt and youll be on your
way to looking like a professional.

SUIT, POLO
SHIRT; BOTH BY
CALVIN KLEIN
COLLECTION.
LOAFERS BY
GUCCI. WATCH
BY BULOVA.
BRACELET BY
MIANSAI. RINGS
(FROM LEFT)
BY DAVID
YURMAN, DEGS
& SAL, CARTIER,
DAVID
YURMAN.
SHOES BY
BERLUTI

The exact reason is a matter of dispute, but in any

event, OG Mally was placed under quarantine. Oficials
gave Bieber until May 7 to reclaim him, with proper
paperwork. May 7 came and went. By August, Germany
was demanding nearly $8,000 in fees related to the
monkeys relocation to a zoo.
Almost as soon as it broke, the OG Mally story
took on a mythic quality. The primate, a pet owned
by noblewomen in Renaissance art, and by Michael
Jackson, became a symbol of Biebers excess. His loss
of it was indicative of irresponsibility. His failure to
reclaim it marked Bieber as uncaring: the father no
monkey deserved.
But as best I can tell, he really loved that monkey.
When I bring up Mally, I mispronounce his name I
had assumed it was pronounced Mal-ee, like rally
and Bieber immediately corrects me. It was Mally,
he says, pronouncing it Maul-ee, like having properties
characteristic of or similar to a mall.
OG Mally, he says, was named after a human man
named Mally, who gave him the monkey as a birthday
present, because Bieber had always wanted one.
It wasnt like I went looking for a monkey or
anything. It just kind of fell in my lap.
I ask if its true that Bieber didnt have the papers
required to transport the monkey across international
lines.
I had the papers.
So what was the issue?
In Germany, that monkeys endangered or
something But I had the papers. I even had it
written out that he was a circus monkey and he could
travel and all that shit. I had all the right papers. Things
get twisted.
Its hard not to feel a little bad for Bieber, for losing
his monkey to Germany. I tell him I wouldnt expect a
teenager to be totally up-to-date on the ins and outs of
German wildlife-transport policy. A shadow passes
over his face.
Honestly, everyone told me not to bring the
monkey. Everybody.
He says this with such gravity that I burst out
laughing. Bieber does not.
Everyone told me not to bring the monkey. I was
like, Its gonna be ine, guys! It was he shuts his
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SHIRT, TROUSERS;
BOTH BY PRADA.
SNEAKERS BY
VANS. BRACELET
BY MIANSAI.
RINGS BY DAVID
YURMAN. WATCH
BY BULOVA

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eyes the farthest thing from ine.

Would you ever go back and visit him?
Um, maybe.
Would you get another one?
Yeah, one day. Just gotta make sure I got a house
and it stays in the fucking house. Im not gonna bring
him to Germany or travel with it anymore. People are
always like, Why did you get a monkey? If you could get
a monkey, well, you would get a fucking monkey, too!
Monkeys are awesome.
A few days before we meet, Bieber makes the sort of
headlines pre-acknowledging Bieber used to, when he
is asked to leave a site of pre-Columbian archaeological
ruins in Mexico. His alleged crimes: climbing on
700-year-old not-climb-on-able ruins; performing acts
so diabolical the Spanish-language reports describe
them simply as doing outrages. (A local oficial
eventually told Entertainment Tonight that Bieber
pulled his pants down and insulted our staff.)
Today, by the pool, I ask Bieber if hed like to clear up
what happened in Tulum. First Bieber calls out to one of
his hulking bodyguards (Yo, Mikey!) and asks him to

RULE 3

CHANGE YOUR HAIR WITH THE TIMES

WORDS: SAM SCHUBE (STYLE RULES)

Today, Justins style is one part pompadour, one

part Brooklyn buzz. In other words, the exact
midpoint between classic and current.

please bring his silky terrier, Esther, over to the cabana.

Then he begins by telling me it wasnt in Tulum.
I forget where it was. It wasnt Tulum.
It actually was in Tulum.
The reason why I went there [NB: Tulum] in the irst
place was to go see those ruins. Because I love history.
Things that were irst... And the Mayans had such a big
impact on society today. Whether its the calendar, or
whatever it may be. They have a lot of irsts.
The problems, he says, taking a drag of a Newport,
arose due to a lack of proper signage. When he jumped
on a low stone wall to pose for a photo, he was unaware
it was considered off-limits. Oh, and he did pull his
pants down.
Me and my boys have been doing this thing where
we moon each other whenever we take a picture. So
[my friend] went to take my picture, and I mooned
him. And I guess [the guards] thought that I was being
disrespectful to the site or whatever. Thats not what I
was doing. I immediately was like, Man, I didnt mean
any disrespect but they werent really having it. They
were like, No! You this disrespectful! I said, All right,
cool well bounce. So I just walked out. I just knew it
would escalate into something else. The dudes that were
escorting us were like four feet tall, and I just wanted to
The old Bieber came back, and I wanted to smack them
around a little bit. But I realized, you know what, obviously

it looked bad, and it was disrespectful, because I was in their

sacred area, showing my ass and stuff. But it was all in good fun.
My boys we do this wherever we are. Its like a last-second
thing: They go to take a picture, and I just turn [around] But
yeah, you know, clarifying that, you know, to the Mayan people
or whatever, whoever was Felt any disrespect, Im truly sorry
for that. I never meant to disrespect anybody.

ieber is notoriously antsy. In the middle of

a line of questioning about his coat, which
is such a complicated tangle of sleeves and
latticework that I will not even attempt to
explain it here, except to say that Bieber
himself describes it as very a lot, he suggests we go for a
walk. I soon realize he means through the hotel a tour of the
Plaza with Eloise.
Im getting restless. I take Adderall, too.
Adderall is a stimulant commonly prescribed to treat
ADHD. Bieber, who is 21, says hes been on it for about a
year now, but I think Im about to get off of it because I feel like
its giving me anxiety.
I ask if he intends to replace it with something else or wean
himself off stimulants entirely.
Heres the thing, he says as we exit the pool area. The
doctors been telling me that the reason I havent been able to
concentrate during the day is because Im not getting
Bieber is interrupted in the middle of a thought about
concentration by a tanned, wrinkled gentleman a fellow
hotel resident, it turns out, who has decided, seemingly at
this very second, that he might like to attend a Justin Bieber
concert for free. Bieber extricates himself as politely as a
Maia don. We resume our conversation in the elevator.
Im not getting restful sleep, so during the day I need
[Adderall] to concentrate because Im not getting the
proper you know, when you sleep, your body creates
endorphins, creates these things, and when youre not
getting that sleep
Justin Bieber tells me a lack of sleep is compromising
his entire immune system. He says he hopes to cut out the
Adderall and replace it with something really natural, like a
natural sleep aid. Thats what Im going to New York for.
Bieber asks his bodyguard, Is Hailey in my room?
Hailey is Hailey Baldwin, daughter of Stephen, niece of
Alec. She was with Bieber over New Years and is rumored
to be his girlfriend. (She was with him in Mexico when he did
outrages.) Most 21-year-olds might ask Hailey where she is
directly, over text. Bieber doesnt text.
I dont want people to feel like they can just get in contact
with me that easy, he tells me later when I ask about the
logistics of a pop stars personal phone. Very few people have
his number. He doesnt even bother memorizing it because it
must be changed every six months, for security.
One of the most endearing things about Justin Bieber is
that for the entire time Im with him, he never once looks at
his phone.
Hailey is in his room. She is the only one in his room
(except for Esther the dog, who smells incredible). When we
enter, Hailey is wearing a black crop top and tight black pants,
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sitting on a pristinely made bed in a silent room. She is

doing nothing no TV, no book, no phone, no computer,
no music, no oil paints, nothing. She is pretty and polite
and 19 and asks me, Whats up? I am impressed she
does not hide in the bathroom with the shower running,
which is what I would do if my super-famous rumoured
boyfriend showed up unannounced with a journalist in
the middle of my day. I feel guilty for keeping Justin from
her. The suite is lovely, but smaller and less opulent than
I wouldve imagined. The interior is lit like the inside of a
cave at sunrise. Hailey and I (and Esther) take seats at a
round table while Justin takes up an acoustic guitar.
Bieber plays a new song he is working on called
Insecurities, the lyrics of which are about ixing a girls
insecurities. He asks me if I like it. I do like it. The hook
Oh, oh Oh, oh Fix all of your insecurities rattles
around my head for days.
Bieber and I head for the hotel courtyard, leaving
Hailey alone in the suite. I ask if theyre dating, and
he shakes his head emphatically, affecting a confused
expression, as if he cant possibly fathom why I would
assume that he is dating the young woman in his hotel
room, whom he has been photographed kissing. I ask
if she is just a friend he kisses. Uh-huh, he says. I
guess so. He later amends his description of Baldwin to
someone I really love. We spend a lot of time together.
In matters of romance, Bieber is extremely practical
about his extraordinary life. While he says hed love
to get married one day, he also emphasizes that, at the
moment, hes young, hes busy, and hes Justin fucking
Bieber. An attempt to settle down now, when he is
globetrotting with women around would surely
end in disaster. He is wary of resenting a partner for
making him feel conined, and wary of being resented
for struggling against his bonds. Saying he doesnt want
to be tied down is not the noblest admission, but it is farsighted and honest.
I dont want to put anyone in a position where they
feel like Im only theirs, only to be hurt in the end. Right
now in my life, I dont want to be held down by anything.
I already have a lot that I have to commit to. A lot of
responsibilities. I dont want to feel like the girl I love is
an added responsibility. I know that in the past Ive hurt
people and said things that I didnt mean to make them
happy in the moment. So now Im just more so looking
at the future, making sure Im not damaging them. What
if Hailey ends up being the girl Im gonna marry, right?
If I rush into anything, if I damage her, then its always
gonna be damaged. Its really hard to ix wounds like
that. Its so hard I just dont want to hurt her.

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Hes yog,
hes sy, d
hes Jun
g

hen I meet up with Bieber in New

York the next day, his plan to
slowly start taking less Adderall
has been drastically accelerated.
This is my irst day off
Adderall, he declares out of the blue as we sit in trafic in a
silent Range Rover. He tells me he feels ine and that the
doctors ofice has provided him with natural sleep aids.
Ive been getting a lot of anxiety, and they think its
stemming from the Adderall, he says. Thats why Ive
stopped taking it. Or else I wouldnt stop, because I really
enjoy it.
Bieber describes his doctor Carlon Colker as a
genius, a physician and a bodybuilder. You might
recognize his name from multiple lawsuits iled against the
manufacturers of weight-loss pills, in which Colker was
accused of falsifying data in order to downplay the risks of
the drug Ephedra. (Colkers attorney denied the charges
and he was dropped from the suits; dietary supplements
containing ephedrine alkaloids are now banned by the
FDA.) You might also have seen Biebers 2015 tweet
crediting the doctors vanilla-lavoured myostatin
inhibitor, MYO-X, for helping him achieve his ripped,
underwear-clad body for a series of Calvin Klein ads.
At irst, Bieber seems keen to enumerate Dr Colkers
credentials, emphasizing that he specializes in high-agility
athletes and people who have a lot of stress, to either their
body or their mind. But when I ask who recommended
Colker to him, Bieber shuts down.
I just dont think, like, the whole doctor thing is, like,
something awesome to write about, he says. I think you
should probably understand that. Im surprised by his
reaction, since Bieber brought it up. Hes certainly gone
quiet before, but in those cases I had brought up a touchy
subject his conirmed past use of pot, his rumoured past
use of other drugs (like codeine syrup) and hed simply
refused to answer. I igured the question about who
recommended the doctor was pretty banal; hed mentioned
taking Adderall as casually as if it were a vitamin. But

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something about the question,

or the nosy phrasing, or the tone
RULE 4
triggers an instant clam-up.
GRAB THE BRASS
In any event, we run out
(OR GOLD OR
of time to inish our Adderall
PLATINUM) RING
conversation which Bieber now
refers to as deep fucking doctor
If youve dabbled
shit because we arrive at our
in dude jewellery
destination: an arcade.
a cuff here, some
Inside the arcade, Justin
beads there step up
Bieber is good at everything. He
your game with some
beats me at Mario Kart. He beats
masculine rings. They
me at air hockey. He beats me at
should be simple and
understanding how to swipe the
handy in a fight.
plastic cards that give us gratis
game credits in the machines. His
score on the Pop-A-Shot machine
more than triples mine. I gently rib him when he
lubs an attempt to put a ball through a hole: Youre
supposed to get it in the hole, I say. Later, when I
miss, he throws the joke back at me, adding, Is that
what your boyfriend says? I tell him it wouldnt
make sense for my boyfriend to say that.
The arcade has been shut down just for us, and
for about 90 minutes, it is the perfect environment
for Bieber: spacious, full of diversions, devoid of
people and louder than a rocket launch, which makes
interviewing dificult. When the appointed hour of
our exit arrives, after which he will never have to
sit through another of my torturous questions (Can
you tell me anything about the day you were born?
March 1), we are faced with a security issue. Stray
teenagers are showing up. Camera lenses are being
pressed into windows. Bieber cannot leave through
the front door.
At age 15, Justin Bieber shot to fame because
he was polished: He had shiny hair and great teeth,
and he sang about wanting a girl to fall in puppy
love with him. He was also rejected because he was
polished: All that stuff was lame. So he became
less polished. He got tattoos and a police record.
But somewhere between egging a neighbours
house and nodding off next to a Brazilian escort, he
overshot it, sailing past badass into regular bad.
Now hes recalibrated again. Hes acknowledged he
was bad, released a killer album to prove hes cool
SUIT, TIE; BOTH BY
and doubled down on his vows to do better. For the
EMPORIO ARMANI.
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public. Hes on the brink of a world tour, where a lot
BY MIANSAI. RINGS
can go wrong (see: Germany). Hes only 21.
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DEGS & SAL,
CARTIER (VINTAGE).
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machine. He makes basket after basket to the blaring
snarls of Ke$ha, but no tickets shoot out and the prize
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cupboard is locked until the arcade re-opens. He is
LEONOR GREYL
making the most of it, going through the motions in a
GROOMING:
vacuum of fun. A few minutes later, he slips through
KUMI CRAIG/
SISLEY PARIS
a back door and into one of two identical black
SET DESIGN: ROB
Range Rovers that have appeared in the parking lot.
STRAUSS STUDIO
Hes been in New York less than 24 hours, but its
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INVASION

Theres nothing about Young Thug thats not a paradox. He wears womens Uggs but travels with AR-15s
everywhere he goes. He calls his friends, the same ones carrying the AR-15s, babe and lover yet is
from one of the toughest parts of Atlanta the south side where he is at once a hero and an outsider
and a leader of the psychedelic fashion movement of rap hippies. GQ chases musics most colourful
enigma around the streets of Atlanta to answer one question: Exactly what planet is Young Thug from?

hen the time comes to actually sit down and interview Young
Thug, its extremely unnerving. Even for people who are friends
with him, Thug can be dificult to talk to. Over the course of
observing him for 20-something hours over several days,
I did not witness a single act of what might be described as
conversation. Hed be sitting next to his little sister Dora at a console in the
recording studio or playing a high-stakes dice game with various professional
gamblers and the rapper Offset, from the group Migos, and hed be doing what
preschool teachers would refer to as parallel play.
Young Thug is a igure of unique fascination, the rapper who seems
to embody the most mysterious and alluring aspects of the Atlanta
music scene, which is itself the object of unique fascination.
And, being a highly sought-after rapper whose music has
been played on YouTube alone 250 million times, he often
inds himself in crowds. But Thug is alone even in a

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room full of people. He is unapproachable. He radiates volatility. I

cant even imagine him making actual, on-purpose eye contact with
another human. Looking into a persons eyes seeking some kind of
a connection is an admission of neediness, and Young Thug would
rather be shot dead in the street than need a thing from another
human being.
Plus, theres the fact that even when hes talking, no one
knows what hes saying. I mean, literally: Hes famous for being
unintelligible. Its a Thugger meme, a joke. Hes the most successful
lyricist in the history of the world whose thing is that you cant
understand what the fuck hes talking about. It points to the central
mystery of Young Thug: How could the world be in love with a guy
who isnt asking you to like him, who, if anything, is giving you the
inger, whom you cant understand, and who demonstrably doesnt
care whether or not you can understand him? And yet? And yet.
Talking to him has been especially dificult for journalists. He has
been known to sit with an interviewer and not answer questions. Not
even betray that he knows there is another person in a room with
him. GQ once scheduled a photo shoot with him, and he could not
be persuaded to get off his kitchen counter to have his picture taken
(though clearly, as you can see, he enjoys having his picture taken).

attractively nihilistic thing what a generationally and musically

signiicant thing it is to reach the state of NOT GIVING A FUCK.
What does that mean, to not give a fuck?
No feelings.
You have no feelings?
No. Not at all.
His real name is Jeff. JEFF. He is 24 years old and six feet three
inches tall but has the tiniest little feet, like someone had bound them
when he was a child. A 26-inch waist. He eats almost nothing. Says
he does not like to eat, and goes for days without food. On the third
of every month, a doctor shows up at his mansion and injects him
with vitamins. All the greens, he says, to keep me healthy. His toenails
are immaculately manicured and painted iridescent. They look like
tiny soap bubbles. He wears little girls dresses as shirts sometimes,
womens pants. When he likes something, he calls it sexy. He calls
a Gucci shirt sexy, he calls men sexy, and women he lirts with. He
recently called the 2-year-old son of a woman he was lirting with
online sexy. He has six children by four women. Hes on-again,
off-again with his girlfriend, Jerrika, but at the time we talked he
said theyre engaged. He is one of 11 children, dropped out of high
school, had his irst child at 17. He grew up in a very poor, violent part

When he likes something, he calls it sexy.

He calls a Gucci shirt sexy, he calls men sexy,
and women he f lirts with
He didnt say no; he just never acknowledged that anyone had asked
him anything. Once, in the middle of another interview, he got up,
walked out of the room, went to the airport and lew away.
Throughout the two days I was with him, people kept asking me:
Have you had your interview yet? And when I said no, they raised
their eyebrows and smiled knowingly and said, Yeah, good luck
with that.
Time was set aside for us to talk. At the appointed hour, someone
from his team set two folding chairs in a room, facing each other. The
room was troublingly quiet Thug seems to hate quiet. In time, he
came in and sat down. He held his chin high in the air, a regal pose.
He wore sunglasses so aggressively mirrored you couldnt detect any
sense of a human eyeball.
The irst question was what you could call soft. Because what does
hardball even mean to a guy like Thug, who speaks openly about sex,
about the drugs he does, about the beefs he has? Also because of my
being afraid hed walk out of the room.
Whats a question you wish an interviewer would ask you, but
they never have?
Thug was silent for a minute. Possibly looking at me.
Possibly looking out the window. Possibly asleep. It was a very, very
long minute.
Meaning? Every word he says is short. Clipped. Hardly even a
syllable.
People probably ask you the same shit all the time. Whats
something you wish people would ask you?
Do I care.
Okay. Do you care?
No. I dont give a fuck.
I think, after spending time with him, that this is true. If Thug can
teach us one thing, its what a deep, profound, disquieting, beautiful,
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of Atlanta. He had nothing, his irst manager says, when he began

rapping. Like, a few shirts, a pair of shoes. He was shy then. He didnt
have the gold front teeth yet; his teeth were rotted, discoloured. He
covered them with his hand when he talked.
He is extremely close to his mother, who suffers from an enlarged
heart. They call her Big Duck. They call his dad Big Jeff. His mom
and dad call each other brother and sister now. His little sister Dora,
whom he calls his twin, is almost constantly by his side. They call one
of his brothers, phonetically, Oonphoonk. Oonphoonk is in prison
on a murder conviction another of Thugs brothers was murdered
outside his house when Thug was a kid.
Thug recently took possession of two new purebred dogs, lown
by airplane First Class from Snoop Doggs dog breeder.
Thug drinks prescription cough syrup all day, takes Xanax,
smokes marijuana, eats molly. Sometimes he does all of them at once.
He rarely sleeps. A former friend said Thug would stay up for days,
take lots of different kinds of drugs, then sleep for 24 to 48 hours.
Thug got in trouble when a mall security guard said Thug
threatened to shoot him in the face. Hes been questioned about
iring shots at the tour bus of Lil Wayne, who was once and probably
still is his greatest artistic hero. (Thugs former road manager was
convicted for the incident.) He is known to have a temper, to have
more and more dangerous bad blood with different factions
in Atlanta than any other rapper. He refers to those allied against
him as peasants. There are always lots of guns around him. The
people who travel with him cut an equally fashion-forward swath.
His main security guard carries a semiautomatic assault rile even
when Thugs at the recording studio. Just the week before, a former
security guard had been assassinated in his home near downtown
Atlanta. No sign of forced entry. Shot to the back of the head.
And still, the main engine in his life is his music, and the world

JACKET, PANTS; BOTH

BY DIOR HOMME.
TRAINING TIGHTS
BY NIKE. T-SHIRT
BY THE KOOPLES.
SNEAKERS BY BALLY.
SCARF BY LOUIS
VUITTON. WATCH BY
AUDEMARS PIGUET.
SUNGLASSES BY
RETROSUPERFUTURE

loves it. Thugs put out 76 solo tracks in the past two years. Hes
at a spot now where he can make at least $50,000 for a verse on
another rappers song, at least $50,000 for every appearance. Last
year he did his irst tour and sold out 17 nights. But more than
that, Thug has become a kind of status symbol, an unadulterated
modern version of the give-no-fucks rockstar for people who
dont care about the pop charts. All in ladies Uggs.

arkness had dropped artlessly around the

trafic-choked arteries of greater Atlanta. It
was circa 8pm, the day before our interview
would take place, and Thug was in a black
Chevy Suburban being driven to a Weeknd concert at the
Philips Arena. He sat behind a (different) pair of aggressively
mirrored sunglasses. Next to him in the car was Lyor Cohen, the
legendary music industry executive who now works with Young
Thug. I guess at one point Lyor dressed like a hip-hop guy, but
now he looks and sounds like a well-bred European banker
getting into his chauffeured Mercedes after his acquittal for a
white-collar crime. His shirtmaker is deinitely French.
Lyor did some shtick about trafic in Atlanta, and how could
you call this a city, wheres the downtown even, wheres the
centre of it, how can you have a city with no centre, get me
back to New York. Thug didnt/couldnt give a fuck about the
relative deiciencies of the urban planning in Atlanta. It would
be like asking him to get upset about the air quality on Saturn.

Thug simply played music from the mixtape he was working on at

maximum volume on the SUVs sound system.
You said I need to put a girl on Birthday, he said to Lyor at
one point, about a song called Birthday that was playing. Maybe
Rihanna. But you know who I want to do a song with no matter
what? Adele. Shitd be over.
Thugs manager and partner, a small woman named Amina with
fragrant hair and knee-high burgundy socks with fur trim, said
from the back of the car: Lyor, if they met? You know theyd have
that musician bond. They could do it.
Thug kept playing his music. He played the same songs
over and over again at maximum volume, like he was sitting
in a recording studio by himself. The music was otherworldly,
consistent with the evolution of the otherworldly music hes
been creating since he started making songs ive years ago. Like
always, it sounded weird, nocturnal, feral, funny. Like always, he
was talking about how many white girls he gets: Pour water off a
white bitch and call her Ricki Lake. Like always, there were wails
and grunts and caterwauls. Like always, the music had kind of an
internal quality, as if youre overhearing him mumbling to himself
while in a dream state. Like always, the unintelligibleness was
punctuated by stuff you could understand and yet still not really
understand. Like in one of my favourite new songs, he reaches this
point of intense emotional fulcrum; then he belts out the words
Patrick Ewing. As if instead of plaintively screaming Why me?!
he is saying Patrick Ewing?!
For some reason, we all stayed in the car after we arrived at
the Philips. The VIP entrance is underneath the arena, and the
whole of the Atlanta music overclass/underworld was coming
through. Famous dudes TI, 2 Chainz. And still Thug sat there in
the hollows beneath the Philips, listening to the sounds of trucks
off the concrete pillars. Then, the way house cats do in the middle
of a nap, Thug suddenly roused and made to exit the car. We all got
ready to follow him. Amina quickly opened her purse and sprayed a
substantial amount of perfume on her wrists. Then she leaned over
and rubbed her wrists against Thugs neck, perfuming him.
Inside, we were a group of seven or eight. Amina, Dora, Be
EL Be (his video guy and creative director), Duke (a rapper, a
compatriot of the imprisoned Atlanta rap legend Gucci Mane),
Thugs lumbering security guy with pistol glommed sweatily
against his back. In a wider orbit: his dad, Big Jeff, who travelled
tonight with his nerdy teenage daughter and ilmed the entire
evening on his iPhone.
The stage was high above us, built on scaffolding. Thug
wandered restlessly underneath it, where tired men with ambitious
facial hair worked at sound consoles and computers. Eventually he
paused and signalled to one of his guys, who took out some small
baggies containing little white pellets. Thug shook them out onto a
dollar bill. Would he snort them? Light them? What oriice would
the pellets go into? He made the dollar bill into a little funnel, poured
them into his mouth with a swig of Sprite. (I guess it was molly.)
Then he bent over, tied his little Raf Simons running sneakers, and
climbed to the stage.
Travis Scott was opening for the Weeknd. And when Thug
grabbed a microphone and came on to join him for a couple of
songs, lights shot out and illuminated 15,000 screaming white
girls in their 20s going bananas. Throwing up their slender arms,
exposing further their tube-topped midriffs, mouthing his name.
I mean, not every single person in the audience was white girls.
But they were the salient thing out there. I dont know, thats maybe
because it was a Weeknd show. But they all seemed to lose their shit
when they saw the dangerous, the trippy, the unpredictable, the
GENUINE Young Thug.
The next night, the last night I was with him, I was in the studio
with Thug. Or, more accurately, in the studio not with Thug. It
was like ten or eleven at that point, but it already felt like a million
oclock. Sitting in studios with rappers takes years off lives. Its
interminable. Here at Patchwerk Recording Studios, built into a
little bungalow on a residential street, I was just like the rest of the
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people around Thug: a human with the job description of your

time is less valuable than his time. But at elevenish, wed become
an entourage without a rapper.
Thug had been absent for an hour. Dora said he was probably
upstairs smoking weed, since at Patchwerk they dont let you
blow in the studio. And when I got up there, it was like this
totally different thing had broken out. There was a big room with
a pool table in the middle and 20, 30 people. Some milling. Some
standing along the walls. Women chewing gum and licking at
their cell-phone screens like moms waiting at a drop-off birthday
party. One guy was asleep on a sofa in a pair of sweatpants printed
with the trademarks of Americas most enticing prescription
pharmaceuticals: Xanax, Percocet, Vicodin, Norco, Lortab Elixir,
Roxicodone. And gathered around the big pool table, gamblers
were playing a high-stakes dice game.
Thug was at one end of the table, eating Hot Fries from a vending
machine (only thing I ever saw him eat), wearing a Bathing Ape
hoodie and holding upwards of $10,000 in twenties and hundreds.

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People even people who live in the same world he does ind
Young Thug to be truly scary. One of his primary character traits
is: disproportionate response. All stakes are high with him I saw
Thug and his sister almost cause a riot because a door wasnt opened
for them at the Weeknd show. I thought Dora was going to swing
at someone. An Atlanta guy who knows him said thats the kind of
person he is. He just jumped off the porch, this person told me,
using an expression for someone who only recently came out of
the hood. Having a rapper tell you about how street they are, thats
expected at this point. So much of rap is just unrelenting sameness.
The entourage, the SUVs, the prescription cough syrup, the weed,
the late-night studio sessions. So many of the stories told in rap
songs are the same, too. Bitches, drugs, experiencing death and
destruction. And unfortunately, since that part of the story has
been told for 30 years, it often doesnt have much power anymore.
Tragedy volume = no impact. In a sense, Thug is telling the same
stories weve become desensitized to. But its not his stories that
make Thug an electric presence. Its Thug himself. He is the product.
Thug is able to channel a kind of genuine nihilism that most people
rapping about their rough neighbourhoods just cant do.
I have never been around anyone like Thug. He doesnt care about
your feelings. He seems to entirely lack empathy. Not in the sense that
he doesnt feel bad when babies get killed, Im sure he does. But in
the sense that he seems not to know how you (and by you, I mean me
and most of the people reading this article) see the world. He cannot
translate himself for you. He does not appear to have any interest in
trying. He does not code shift, as they say. He has only a single code.
Among artists, he may be the most authentic Ive ever met. That
authenticity makes him a hero to the people who come from that
same universe, and a igure of intrigue to people who dont kind of
the ultimate in black-male fetishism. Its his ability to close himself
off from the world most people live in that gives him his power. Hes
not playing a role for you, because he doesnt seem to be able to see
himself from your perspective and play to your desires. But how long
can you continue to live in that small south Atlanta world? How long
can you channel a mentality in which youre going to fuck people up
if they dont open a door for you? How long can a very successful
millionaire musician keep the rest of the world at bay?
I asked his former manager where he expects Thug to be in ten
years, and he said, Either dead or in jail.
When we inally sat down for our interview, I asked him that same
question: Where do you think youll be in ten years?
Shit. Top of the world. You know where. Where everybody want
to be.
Is it dangerous to be you?
Its dangerous to be anybody popular.
True. But come on, I said. Some people are in more danger
than others. Why is it that way for you? Do people want to prove
something with you?
Oh, people want to prove a point, he said. I dont know what
the hell they be thinking. I dont understand why everybody be
jooging at me. Jooging at kind of means giving someone a hard
time.
Later, when wed moved on, we were talking about being a
inesser. A inesser is someone who gets what he wants by tricking
people, by being psychologically superior. I asked him whats the
number one thing to know if you want to be a inesser. Never
back down, he said. This seemed true. You can get away with a lot
simply by pressing forward, sticking with your inesse in the face of
mounting odds. But, I asked him, isnt there a time to back down?
Would you ever back down?
Nooooo.
Would you rather get shot than back down?
No, he said. Id much rather back down than get shot up. He
paused for a minute. But I know I would get shot up. Because I wont
back down. Im not backing down.

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The ucs


T HE

LEG
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PROJE C T
WORDS: ERIC SULLIVAN

The music world is still the most innovative, energizing and

eclectic slice of the global pop-culture pie. Whos high on the
style stakes? Which artists should a man be listening to? And
who will we still be talking about ten, twenty, even ifty years
from now? These are the names to lag

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Drake
FIRE-STARTER
Hes been running rap the past ive years, yet hes still releasing music and wearing fashion like a ferocious underdog: Alexander
McQueen sweatpants in Hotline Bling and a Louis Vuitton jumper in Work. Can anyone knock this guy off hip-hops top spot?

LOCATION:
DRAKE VS LIL
WAYNE TOUR,
PHOENIX

Ma rk Ronson
FUNKY WHITE BOY

We didnt know what to think when we found out that this one-time party DJ and Amy Winehouse producer had a new
album with lyrics by Pulitzer-certiied novelist Michael Chabon. Then we heard Uptown Funk, with vocals by pops
golden child, Bruno Mars, and saw a zillion drunk coeds shaking their asses to it and happily realized we didnt have to.

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WORDS: STAN PARISH (MARK); ERIC SULLIVAN (DIPLO)

GROOMING:
BERTA CAMAL
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plo
POPS SONIC EXPLORER

Hes known for being

such a good DJ that
EDM girls in bikinis
cant resist twerking
while he spins records
at his Mad Decent
Block Parties. But what
you cant google is the
fact that when the pop
world from Beyonc
to Madonna needs
innovative new sounds,
hes the man they call.
(Or simply knock off.)

GROOMING:
TONY CHAVEZ
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Pharrell
Willia ms
THE MAN WHO
NEVER SLEEPS

WORDS: ERIC SULLIVAN (FUTURE)

The music industrys

become rife with style
collaborations but
Pharrell is a name we
can get behind from his
co-ownership of G-Star
RAW to his kicks for
Adidas. Only he could
make shorts on the Oscar
red carpet look good.

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Future
SOUTHERN HIT MACHINE
The name its: Future sounds like a highly advanced hip-hop robot, banging out Auto-Tuned anthems, while wearing the
iciest chains. In 2015, he and Drake released a collaborative street-eating mixtape, What A Time To Be Alive. This year, he
released another mixtape, Purple Reign, and premiered his fourth studio album, EVOL. Theres no stopping him.

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