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GREAT SMS
COLLECTION
1. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, agar wo so
raha ho to shor mat machana, jab wo jaag jaye to
dhire se muskurana, fhir kehna kanjus SMS kar.
2. Hum na hote to gazal kaun kehta, Aap ke chehere
ko kamal kaun kehta, Yeh to karishma hai mahobbat
ka, varna patthar ko taj mahal kaun kheta.
3. Jab tota hua dirty to tote se boli maina dont u
worry serf excel hai na.
4. U to ham kisi ka picha nahi karte, darde dil liya aur
diya nahi karte, Ittefak se yeh dosti hai tumse, varna
itni kimti SMS kisi ko kiya nahi karte.
5. Bekabu hai dil fhir bhi jiya ja raha hu, Khali hai
botal fhir bhi piye jar aha hu, Majburi to dheko iss dil
ki, fhir bhi SMS kiye ja raha hu.
6. Aansu tere nikle to aankhe meri ho, Dil tera
dhadke to dhadkan meri ho, khuda kare ki dosti
hamare itni gehri ho, ki naukri tum karo aur pagar
meri ho.
7. Aapko miss karna roz ki baat hai, Yad karna aadat
ki baat hai, Aapse dur rehna kismet ki baat hai,
magar aapko zehlna himmat ki baat hai.
45 Habit never goes. If you remove H,A bit remains. If you remove A..bit
remains. You remove B it still remains.
So my habbit of messaging you never
goes.
46 Roses are red * * Violets are blue
* * Monkeys like you should be
kept in the zoo !!!! Dont feel alone or
worried ill be there but laughing at you.
47 Kamosh the hum to magrur samajh
liya. Chup hain hum to majboor samajh
liya.
48 Close your eyes
.
......
.
.. Eddied how you will read.
49 What do you mean by an autograph?
..
You live in my heart like a photograph.
50 Santa ke piche kutta padh gaya.
Santa bole network to airtel ka liya tha
hutch ka kahan se lag gaya.
?
Keypad dabane se solve nahin hogi.
89 Frog : Sardar ko dimag hota hai?
Sardar : Hota hai.
Frog : Nahi hota.
Sardar : Hota hai.
Frog : Nahin hota and jumps into the well.
Sardar : Isme suicide karne ki kya baat
thi ???????
90 Try this out this is fun, go to msg.
select wright msg.again select options
and go to dictionary and activate
englishand type this
4026*0203665042042 ( Nokia ) .
91 Jaise lohe ko loha kathta hai
Sone ko sona kathta hai
Zaher ko zeher kathta hai
Heere ko heera kathta hai
Waise hi
Tumhe ek din kutta katega.
92 Kutta pakadne ki municipality van
udhar hi kahin ghoom rahi hai, sambhal
ke rehna.
Accused replied :
Oye Sita pe haath rakhke to court bulwa
liya, ab phir Geeta pe haath.
116 A mad dog is chasing a man. The
man laughs while running. Know why
He says mera to airtel hai phir bhi hutch
ka network follow kar raha hai.
117 Jojo apni wife ke sath coffee shop
gaya, hot coffee order ki, coffee aate hi
wife se bola jaldi jaldi pee. Wife boli
kyon. Jojo bola hot coffee Rs. 5 and cold
coffee Rs. 10.
118 Customer to salesman : - I need pink
curtains for my computers.
Salesman : - Sir, computer doesnt need
curtains.
Customer : - Oye ! I have windows
installed.
119 Boy : - Marte waqt admi ko kya dena
chahia.
Girl : - Birla cement.
Boy : - Kyun ?
Girl : - Kyunki is cement mein jaan hai.
120 Hum apna farz nibhate rahenge. Har
samay apko satate rahenge. Dua karo
And
1st bhe hum
samjhe.
192 Satrangi sapno se saja Nav Varsh ka
savera ho,
Khushiya bhare angana me,
Sukh samardhi ka basera ho.
193 Whishing you and your niiiice family
a very very very Happy New Year
194 Santa goes to a phone booth to make
a call. Before dialing he slaps his face
twice. Why ? Because it was written on
the phone, dial karne se pehle 2 lagaye.
195 Talash karoge to koi mil jayega,
Hamari tarah dosti kaun nibhayga,
Dost ki nazar to aur bhi dekhte honge,
Par wo hamari nazar kahan se lagayega.
196 When I call you 1 ring
means I am thinking you.
2 ring means
I like you.
3 ring means
I am missing you.
4 ring means
I need you.
5 ring means
behre phoon utha.
197 Aap bahut hi smart, sweet, cute,
intelligent, charming, talented ladke ka
SMS padh rahe ho.
198 Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai,
Bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,
Kahin aisa to nahin aapka dost,
Apko yaad karke ro raha hai.
0000000000000000000000000000000000
000000 million year.
200 Fiza par asar hawon ka hota hai,
Mohobatt pe asar adaon ka hota hai,
Koi aise hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota,
Kuch kasoor nighahon ka bhi hota hai.
201 Arz hai Liala ki shaadi mein lafda ho
gaya.
Waa Waa
Laila ki shaadi mein lafda ho gaya.
Majnu itna nacha ki lungra ho gaya
Wah..Wah..Wah.
202 Akaash ke taron mein khoya hai.
Jahan sara lagta hai pyara ek taran.
In taron mein sabse pyara hai.
Ek sitara jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS
hamara.
203 Kitni ajeeb baat hai
Aadmi marne ke baad, bhoot ban jaata
hai,
Par
Aurat chudhel ki chudhel hi rehti hai!!!
Press Up.
209 A man falls in love with a nurse.
After much thinking, he finally writes a
love letter to her I Love You Sister.
Peele,
Hare,
Kale,
Ho jaoge
Gabhrao nahi 4 din baad Holi hai
And remember I am the first person to
wish you
Happy Holi !
Love Affairs :
Something like cricket where
one day internationals
are more popular than a five
day test
Tears :
The hydraulic force by which
masculine willpower is defeated
by feminine water power
Office :
A place where you can relax after
your strenuous hme life
Father :
A banker provided by nature
Boss :
Someone who is early when you are
late and late when you are
early
Doctor :
A person who kills your ills by pills,
and kills you with his
bills
250 Happy holi to you and your family.
Intelligent,
Charming,
Talented,
Ladke ka SMS padh rahe ho.
268 Ye Bandar kaise SMS padh raha hai.
Ye Bandar ab hasega aur ye SMS forward
karega aur phone rakh de ga.
Ye Bandar ab bhi SMS padh raha hai.
Besharam phone rakh.
269 Main nahin chahta ki sukhey ve
zakhm.
Jo tumne mujhe diya kyunki =
Kuch cheesay hamesha haribhari hi achi
lagti hain.
270 Poty karne ke bad ka gana Juda ho
kar bhi tu mujhme kahin baki hai only
for toilet singers.
271 Hey, I have got a very secret message
for you. Dont let it someone see. Type
this number in T9 mode
96804283023266302774503665.
272 Hawa ka jhoka aaya,
Khushbu teri saath laya,
Phir yehi kyaal aaya,
Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya.
273 10 things
I know about you.
1. You are a special person with a
wonderful heart.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
Bus, Baki kal.
1 din mein 1 hi joke.
SirfSirfSirfSirfSirf
Disturb karma that.
279 Jab tum haste ho to lagta hai ki
insaan pehele Bandar tha. Dekho gussa
mat hona kyun ki jab tum gussa hote ho
to lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi Bandar hai.
286
KitnaAchachaLagtaHaiJabKoiBinaSpaceDiy
eSMSJKartaHai
Aur kitna achacha lagta hai jab koi
bewkoof use dhyan laga ker karta hai.
287 Bush : Hamare paas Madona hai,
Britney hai, Julia Roberts hai, Cameroon
Diaz hai. Tumahre paas kya hai ?
Manmohan Singh : Hamare paas Imran
Hashmi hai.
288 To know one more quality about you,
type this number in T9 mode.
9680273084304
7328378036650
6308430967531
0430430430416
0737468708447
084631
289 You are =
A = Attractive
B = Best
C = Cute
D = Dashing
E = Excellent
F = Funny
G = Good luking
H = He, He, He,
I = I am
J = Joking
290 Hathi ne chuhiya ko chedd diya,
chihiya ne hathni ko shikayat karke kaha
ki apne pati ko samjha lo verna mard
hamare ghar mein bhi hain.
291 Navratron ke utsav per Maa Vaishano
apki manokamna puri kare
Maa Naina devi apke naino ko Tez pradan
kare
Maa chintpurini aapki chinta door kare
Maa kali apke dushmano ka nash kare
Mansa devi apki mansa puri kare
Maa sheravali aapke parivar ko sukh
shanty de
Maa jawala ji apke jeevan mein roshani
pradan kare
Maa Laxmi apko dhan se malamal kare.
292 Aanko mein rahene walon ko yaad
nahi karte,
Dil mein rahene walon ki baat nahin
karte,
Hamari to ruh mein bus gaye hain aap,
Tabhi to hum milne ki fariyad nahin karte.
311
7-,7-33l-7- ,-3. 7,7-3. !
l 7l_7/ 3l_/ 7!_7_
Press EDIT and remove all the 7 and 3 to
understand this sms. Its specially for
you.
312 Dekha mere sms ka kamal?
Ganti baji, Bandar ne cell uthaya, ab
Bandar sms padh raha hai, ab apna sar
khaujla kar sochega ki ye sms kisko
behju.
313 Wo madhosh aankhe
Wo garam sanse
Wo kapkapata jism
Wo thar thar aate honth
Main ne to phele hi kaha tha Birdflu hai
Chcken mat kana.
314 Ba dab ba
Mulahiza hoshiyar,
Pagalon ke maharaja
Hindustani bewcufoon ke shashzade
Noore chashm Shan E Pagalistan
SMS padh kar kush ho rahe hain.
2 Drinking
3 Charas
4 Ganja
5 Chicken
6 Mutton
7 Masala
8 Oily food
9 Sleep
10 Pollution.
Heart Attack. Dus bahane kar ke le gaya
Dil.
376 5 great people :
1 Charlie Chaplin, wo to ab rahe
nahi.
nahi.
1 % Senti and
99 % Mental.
379 Our relation is like 2 hands of the
clock. They meet together for a while and
ret time stay away form each other but
always stay connected.
380 Mujhe dard e ishq ka maza malum
hai,
Dard e dil ki intaha malum hai,
Zindagi bhar muskurane ki dua na dena,
Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza malum
hai.
381 Tapti garmiyon ki loo hai tu,
Dosti ken am pe thu hai tu,
Aai mere dost tujhe aur kya kahun,
Dhule hue bhaloo pe chipka hua zuan hai
tu.
66%
100 % Complete.
Result : HIV+
Honey In Veins.
415 Teacher : What is the full form of
Maths?
Student : Mently Affected Teachers
Harrasing Students.
416 A recent research has proved that all
fololish idiot and lazy people use their
thumb to read messages. Dont replace
the finger its too late now.
417 Its funny when people discuss Love
Marriage Vs. Arranged Marriage.
Its like asking someone, if suicide is
better or being murdered.
418 Birds love you,
Giraffe love you,
Goat love you,
Elephant love you,
Go to Zoo,
They all miss you.
419